Why Trumpasaurus don't go to Texas Roadhouse with the La Z Boy Raccoons

Summary

In this humorous tale, Trumpasaurus recounts a disastrous visit to Texas Roadhouse with the mischievous Lazy Boy raccoons, Wendall and Al. After being let out of their cage, the raccoons cause a series of chaos, including eating spicy food in the kitchen, leading to a farting contest and ultimately, an unspeakable mess of diarrhea throughout the restaurant. The incident ends with the raccoons being banned from Texas Roadhouse and Trumpasaurus having to deal with the aftermath, both in the restaurant and in his vehicle.

Takeaways

• 🎙️ The narrator, Trumpasaurus, introduces himself as the 'sexiest beast in the world' and promises a 'juicy' story.
• 🍖 Trumpasaurus decides to go to Texas Roadhouse for steaks but has to look after Wendall and Al, the 'Lazy Boy raccoons', who are in a cage as punishment.
• 🔒 Wendall and Al were locked in a cage for eating all of Sami Eagle's flavored pot tarts and getting drunk on Wenlock's hot tea, leading to a messy situation.
• 🚫 Trumpasaurus takes Wendall and Al out of the cage with a warning to behave, or else he'll inform Sam and Wangl about their misbehavior.
• 🎶 On the way to Texas Roadhouse, the raccoons play inappropriate audio from a porn website, which Trumpasaurus promptly stops.
• 🍽️ At the restaurant, Trumpasaurus encounters YouTube friends and orders food, with Cat 627 serving as a waiter.
• 💨 Wendall and Al disappear from the table, leading to a search by Trumpasaurus when they don't return.
• 🔥 The raccoons are found causing a commotion in the kitchen, eating all the spicy food and causing trouble with the staff.
• 🤢 A farting contest between Wendall and Al escalates, resulting in them having explosive diarrhea all over the restaurant.
• 👿 The manager, revealed to be Donald Duck, bans Wendall and Al from Texas Roadhouse for their disruptive behavior.
• 🚫 Trumpasaurus denies Wendall and Al their ordered food as punishment for their actions and takes them back to the mansion.
• 💩 The raccoons continue their misbehavior by having more diarrhea in Trumpasaurus's bus, ruining the car and the lunch.

Q & A

Who is the narrator of the story?

The narrator is Trumpasaurus, a character who describes himself as the sexiest beast in the world.

What was the initial plan for the day?

The initial plan was to go to Texas Roadhouse for some juicy steaks.

Why were Wendall and Al locked in a cage?

Wendall and Al were locked in a cage as punishment for eating all of Sami Eagle's red, white, and blue flavored pot tarts, getting drunk on Wenlock's hot tea, and causing a mess with explosive diarrhea.

What did Trumpasaurus decide to do when he felt bad for Wendall and Al being hungry?

Trumpasaurus decided to let Wendall and Al out of the cage and take them to Texas Roadhouse for lunch.

What inappropriate audio did Wendall and Al play in the Yagi bus?

Wendall and Al played an audio recording of scat fetish sex, which they claimed to have gotten from a porn website.

Who were some of the YouTube friends present at Texas Roadhouse?

Some of the YouTube friends present included Garrett the Wolf, Mia Bellow, Radioactive Girl0 0, Thunder Buddy 01, Gan Le Begley, and N Will Ball herself.

What job was Cat 627 doing at Texas Roadhouse?

Cat 627 was working as a waiter at Texas Roadhouse, a part-time job he took up after stopping making scenarios.

What happened when Trumpasaurus found Wendall and Al in the kitchen?

Trumpasaurus found Wendall and Al eating all the spicy food in the kitchen, causing employees to yell at them to stop, only to be farted and burned in the face by the raccoons.

What was the consequence of Wendall and Al's behavior at Texas Roadhouse?

The consequence was that they were banned from Texas Roadhouse by the manager, who was revealed to be Donald Duck, for causing a mess with their smelly farts and diarrhea.

How did the story end for Trumpasaurus and Wendall and Al?

The story ended with Trumpasaurus taking a long hot shower after the disastrous lunch, while Wendall and Al continued to have diarrhea outside the mansion, preparing for torture by Sam and Wenlock.