Why Trumpasaurus don't go to Texas Roadhouse with the La Z Boy Raccoons

Summary

In this humorous tale, Trumpasaurus recounts a disastrous visit to Texas Roadhouse with the mischievous Lazy Boy raccoons, Wendall and Al. After being let out of their cage, the raccoons cause a series of chaos, including eating spicy food in the kitchen, leading to a farting contest and ultimately, an unspeakable mess of diarrhea throughout the restaurant. The incident ends with the raccoons being banned from Texas Roadhouse and Trumpasaurus having to deal with the aftermath, both in the restaurant and in his vehicle.

Takeaways

• 🎙️ The narrator, Trumpasaurus, introduces himself as the 'sexiest beast in the world' and promises a 'juicy' story.
• 🍖 Trumpasaurus decides to go to Texas Roadhouse for steaks but has to look after Wendall and Al, the 'Lazy Boy raccoons', who are in a cage as punishment.
• 🔒 Wendall and Al were locked in a cage for eating all of Sami Eagle's flavored pot tarts and getting drunk on Wenlock's hot tea, leading to a messy situation.
• 🚫 Trumpasaurus takes Wendall and Al out of the cage with a warning to behave, or else he'll inform Sam and Wangl about their misbehavior.
• 🎶 On the way to Texas Roadhouse, the raccoons play inappropriate audio from a porn website, which Trumpasaurus promptly stops.
• 🍽️ At the restaurant, Trumpasaurus encounters YouTube friends and orders food, with Cat 627 serving as a waiter.
• 💨 Wendall and Al disappear from the table, leading to a search by Trumpasaurus when they don't return.
• 🔥 The raccoons are found causing a commotion in the kitchen, eating all the spicy food and causing trouble with the staff.
• 🤢 A farting contest between Wendall and Al escalates, resulting in them having explosive diarrhea all over the restaurant.
• 👿 The manager, revealed to be Donald Duck, bans Wendall and Al from Texas Roadhouse for their disruptive behavior.
• 🚫 Trumpasaurus denies Wendall and Al their ordered food as punishment for their actions and takes them back to the mansion.
• 💩 The raccoons continue their misbehavior by having more diarrhea in Trumpasaurus's bus, ruining the car and the lunch.

Q & A

Who is the narrator of the story?

The narrator is Trumpasaurus, a character who describes himself as the sexiest beast in the world.

What was the initial plan for the day?

The initial plan was to go to Texas Roadhouse for some juicy steaks.

Why were Wendall and Al locked in a cage?

Wendall and Al were locked in a cage as punishment for eating all of Sami Eagle's red, white, and blue flavored pot tarts, getting drunk on Wenlock's hot tea, and causing a mess with explosive diarrhea.

What did Trumpasaurus decide to do when he felt bad for Wendall and Al being hungry?

Trumpasaurus decided to let Wendall and Al out of the cage and take them to Texas Roadhouse for lunch.

What inappropriate audio did Wendall and Al play in the Yagi bus?

Wendall and Al played an audio recording of scat fetish sex, which they claimed to have gotten from a porn website.

Who were some of the YouTube friends present at Texas Roadhouse?

Some of the YouTube friends present included Garrett the Wolf, Mia Bellow, Radioactive Girl0 0, Thunder Buddy 01, Gan Le Begley, and N Will Ball herself.

What job was Cat 627 doing at Texas Roadhouse?

Cat 627 was working as a waiter at Texas Roadhouse, a part-time job he took up after stopping making scenarios.

What happened when Trumpasaurus found Wendall and Al in the kitchen?

Trumpasaurus found Wendall and Al eating all the spicy food in the kitchen, causing employees to yell at them to stop, only to be farted and burned in the face by the raccoons.

What was the consequence of Wendall and Al's behavior at Texas Roadhouse?

The consequence was that they were banned from Texas Roadhouse by the manager, who was revealed to be Donald Duck, for causing a mess with their smelly farts and diarrhea.

How did the story end for Trumpasaurus and Wendall and Al?

The story ended with Trumpasaurus taking a long hot shower after the disastrous lunch, while Wendall and Al continued to have diarrhea outside the mansion, preparing for torture by Sam and Wenlock.

Outlines

00:00

😅 Unruly Raccoons at Texas Roadhouse

The narrative begins with the introduction of Trumpasaurus, who plans to dine at Texas Roadhouse with Wendall and Al, two raccoons from the Lazy Boy group. The raccoons had been previously caged for causing mischief, including consuming all of Sami Eagle's flavored pot tarts and getting drunk on Wenlock's tea, leading to a messy aftermath. Despite their punishment, Trumpasaurus decides to take them out for lunch, warning them to behave. The story sets the stage for a chaotic encounter at the restaurant, foreshadowed by the raccoons' request to play an inappropriate audio in the bus on the way there.

05:02

🤯 Kitchen Chaos and Diarrheal Disaster

In the second paragraph, the story escalates as Wendall and Al cause a scene at Texas Roadhouse. They sneak into the kitchen, consume spicy food, and provoke the staff, leading to a confrontation. Their behavior worsens when they engage in a farting contest, causing discomfort among the patrons, including Trumpasaurus's YouTube friends. The situation reaches a climax when their contest results in a massive diarrhea incident, affecting the restaurant's cleanliness and causing one of the YouTube friends, N Ball, to faint. The manager, revealed to be Donald Duck, bans the raccoons from the establishment, and Trumpasaurus is left to deal with the aftermath of their actions.

10:03

🚫 Banished Raccoons and a Ruined Lunch

The final paragraph describes the consequences of Wendall and Al's actions. Trumpasaurus, frustrated by their behavior, decides not to serve them their ordered food as punishment. On the way back to the mansion, the raccoons' uncontrollable diarrhea ruins the interior of the bus and even contaminates Trumpasaurus's food. Upon returning, Sam and Wenlock, informed of the day's events, are furious and plan to exact revenge on the raccoons. The story concludes with Trumpasaurus taking a shower to cleanse himself of the day's misadventures, ending on a humorous note despite the disastrous events.

Keywords

💡Trumpasaurus

Trumpasaurus is the persona of the storyteller in the video script. It is a fictional character who is described as 'the sexiest beast in the world.' This character sets the tone for the video, which is humorous and fantastical. The term is used throughout the script to refer to the narrator's experiences and actions.

💡Lazy Boy raccoons

The term 'Lazy Boy raccoons' refers to the characters Wendall and Al, who are anthropomorphized raccoons in the script. They are portrayed as mischievous and troublesome, causing a series of comedic events at Texas Roadhouse. Their actions are central to the video's plot and contribute to the humorous theme.

💡Texas Roadhouse

Texas Roadhouse is a real-life restaurant chain known for its steaks, and in the script, it serves as the setting for the main events of the story. The mention of Texas Roadhouse helps to ground the fantastical elements of the story in a familiar context, and the antics that occur there drive the narrative.

💡Munches

In the script, 'munches' is used to describe a sudden feeling of hunger that the character Trumpasaurus experiences, prompting the decision to go to Texas Roadhouse. This term is indicative of the casual and colloquial language style used throughout the video, adding to its lighthearted tone.

💡Guacamole Mansion

The 'Guacamole Mansion' is a fictional place mentioned in the script, where the Lazy Boy raccoons are initially located. It adds a layer of whimsy to the story and is part of the imaginative world-building that characterizes the video's content.

💡Cage

The 'cage' is used as a form of punishment for Wendall and Al in the script, symbolizing their restriction due to their misbehavior. It is a key element in the setup for the events that unfold at Texas Roadhouse, as it is mentioned that Trumpasaurus is tasked with watching over them.

💡Scat feedish sex

This phrase refers to an inappropriate audio recording played by the raccoons, which is part of the comedic and absurd elements of the script. It serves to highlight the raccoons' lack of judgment and sets the stage for the chaos that ensues later in the video.

💡Yagi bus

The 'Yagi bus' is the vehicle used by Trumpasaurus to transport Wendall and Al to Texas Roadhouse. It is another element of the video's fantastical setting and is involved in the climax of the story when the raccoons' misbehavior extends to the vehicle.

💡Diarrhea

The term 'diarrhea' is used repeatedly in the script to describe the physical consequences of the raccoons' overindulgence in spicy food. It is a central element of the video's humor, contributing to the chaotic and messy situation that develops.

💡Farting contest

A 'farting contest' is a humorous and crude activity that Wendall and Al engage in, which escalates the situation at Texas Roadhouse. It is indicative of the video's over-the-top comedic approach and serves as a climax to the series of events.

💡Donald Duck

Donald Duck, a well-known Disney character, is humorously portrayed as the manager of Texas Roadhouse in the script. His appearance adds a layer of surprise and contributes to the video's playful tone, as he reacts to the chaos caused by the raccoons.

Highlights

Introduction of the character Trumpasaurus and the setting of the story at Texas Roadhouse.

The dilemma of taking care of the Lazy Boy raccoons, Wendall and Al, while visiting Texas Roadhouse.

Wendall and Al's punishment for eating all of Sami Eagle's red, white, and blue flavored pot tarts and getting drunk.

Trumpasaurus's decision to take Wendall and Al out for lunch despite their misbehavior.

The encounter with YouTube friends at Texas Roadhouse, including Garrett the Wolf and Mia Bellow.

The unexpected audio recording of scat play that Trumpasaurus finds inappropriate for the yagi bus.

Wendall and Al's disappearance from the table and the ensuing search by Trumpasaurus.

Discovery of Wendall and Al eating spicy food in the kitchen and causing a commotion.

The confrontation with the cat 627, who is working at Texas Roadhouse, over Wendall and Al's behavior.

The farting contest between Wendall and Al that leads to chaos and discomfort among the patrons.

The unfortunate incident where Wendall and Al have explosive diarrhea in the restaurant.

The appearance of Donald Duck as the manager of Texas Roadhouse and his reaction to the mess.

Trumpasaurus's apology and the banishment of Wendall and Al from Texas Roadhouse.

The cleanup efforts by Wendall and Al to restore the restaurant to its former state.

Trumpasaurus's decision to deny Wendall and Al their meal as punishment for their actions.

The aftermath of the incident, including the ruined lunch and the state of the yagi bus.

The conclusion of the story with Trumpasaurus's return to the mansion and the reaction of Sam and Wangl.

Transcripts

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hello my sexy people I am trumpasaurus

the sexiest beast in the world and today

I have quite a story to tell you I will

be telling you the story of how and why

I don't go to Texas Roadhouse with the

Lazy Boy raccoons and boy oh boy is this

a juicy one so it was about a month ago

that I got the munches around 3:00 p.m.

so I decided to head over to Texas

Roadhouse for some juicy steaks however

there was one problem wend and how The

Lazy Boy raccoons are in the fresh

guacamole Mansion because L the fly and

the crack frats went on vacation from

their PK house so I had to pick up

Wendall and Al and watch over them in

the Mansion Wendall and Al were

currently locked in the cage has

punishment for causing trouble a few

days ago when they eaten all of Sami

Eagles red white and blue flavored pot

Tarts and they all got drunk from

drinking all of wenlock's precious hot

tea and to add the rotten cherry on top

when and Al ended up having explosive

diarrhea all over the place and because

of that Sam and wangl put them in a cage

for the night however since they were

busy on the day I planned to head to

Texas Roadhouse I was given the task of

watching over Wendall and Al in their

cage Wendall and Al hadn't even anything

for several hours and they were

constantly complaining about how hungry

they were and because of that I felt bad

for wend all and H so I decided to let

them out once I did I told them we'd be

going to text Roadhouse for a lunch and

warned them to behave otherwise I'd let

Sam and wangl know about it afterwards

wend and Al were so happy that they kept

repeating the words finally some food

and we headed out to Texas Roadhouse for

lunch I honestly regret taking the Lazy

Boy raccoons to Texas Roadhouse thinking

back on it now if I had known what

they'd end up doing there I'd have kept

them locked up in that cage and headed

to Texas Road House alone and I truly

regret not doing that as we were headed

over to Texas Roadhouse in myagi bus W

and Al ask me if we can play the song

Shooting Star by M vet I said okay and

they plug in their MP3 player I then

quickly realized they weren't playing

the song Shooting Star by I yet they

were playing an audio recording of scat

feedish sex I quickly unplugged their

MP3 player and asked them where they got

that audio from they said they got it

from a porn website I then told them

they should never play any audio

recording of porn in my yagi bus once we

arrived at the restaurant near the front

of the building and went inside to my

surprise I saw a few of my YouTube

friends there they included Garrett the

wolf Mia ra Bellow radioactive girl0 0

thunder buddy 01 Gan Le Begley spass a

boy ET to videos and of course n will

ball herself I was quite grateful to see

some of my YouTube friends there

hopefully they'd be able to keep a close

eyes in wend and when I wasn't looking I

got a table for me and The Lazy Boy

raccoons next to my YouTube friends and

went to order our food to my surprise

the cat

627 was there as a waiter ready to take

my order and I asked how he got a job at

Texas Roadhouse the cat 627 told me that

he was working a part-time job at Texas

Roadhouse ever since he stopped making

as scenarios then he asked me for my

order I ordered to bone in rib eyes

afterwards I went to wash my hands in

the restroom while I was waiting for the

food and told wend and Al to watch the

table after I was done I exited the

restroom to find that W and Al were gone

so I asked my YouTube friends if they

saw them leave the building Garrett the

wolf said that when do and Al had told

them they had to use the restroom and

left the table and I knew that something

wasn't right I hadn't seen wend and I'll

enter the restroom with me so I knew

something was up I began searching

around the place for any signs of wend

and Al I now began to worry that they

might have snuck out of the building and

gone off to God knows where to pull

pranks on people but wend and Al had

been eager to eat so I knew they

couldn't have left the place just then I

heard angry yelling coming from the

kitchen area so I ran over to where the

kitchen is to find out just what was

going on to my shock and surprise I saw

wend and Al eating all of the spicy food

in the kitchen and several employees

were yelling at them to stop only to be

farted and burned in the face I was so

disgusted with their filthy flud

behavior that I told them to just stop

but they refused to do so they then

tried to get into a food fight finally

having enough I rushed into the kitchen

and dragged one all and all out of their

steaming Med I then told them if they

tried to cause any more trouble I'd give

them both an ass whoop P but they just

retorted that our food was taking too

long and they were starving I then

scolded them for being filthy the

raccoons that made trouble I also told

them if they don't behave and be good

I'd let Sam and wangl know about it

afterwards just when our argument

continues to go on in in the cat

627 came out asking what all this

commotion was about I explained to him

that Wendall and Al had been misbehaving

and they decided to make a big out of

themselves and this pissed the cat 627

off at Wendall and Al he stomped over to

the two misbehaving raccoons and told

them that they better pay or else he'd

have them locked up in jail Wendall and

Al responded with a loud smelly fart and

said oh no we got diarrhea Wendall and

Al rushed to try and find the restroom I

followed wend and Al told them that they

better not make diarrhea in public or

else they'd be in even bigger trouble I

eventually found W doing H with my

YouTube friend

asking where the restroom was before one

of us besides wend and Al Al made a big

loud smelly fart I then told him to not

fart in public but Wendall then said oh

really you call that a fart wait until

you see this Wendall then let out a

powerful smelly fart that almost made me

and my YouTube Friends K but then looked

at wend and said he I can do better than

that he then let out another loud which

then mixed with wendal's fart this

inevitably started stinking up the place

in no time at all Wendall and Al then

began having a farting contest with each

other all of us began coughing and

gagging as those two idiots farted up a

storm in place I angrily told Wendall

and Al to stop what they were doing at

once but they ignored me and continued

their smelly farting contest however

none of us expected to see what happened

next halfway way through their stupid

little contest when Wendall and Al both

made the most biggest and smelliest

mother of all farts theyan intentionally

ended up taking a massive Dy diarrhea

dump all over the floor and this stink

up the place so bad and it actually

gotten all over my YouTube Friends n

ball herself CL the main victim of

Wendall and Al's own diarrhea and she

passed out her YouTube friends took her

out of the building because of this I

glared Ang really when all alen then

said God [ __ ] damn it you two not

only ate the spicy food in the kitchen

but also got diarrhea all over the place

and it acced the manager stepping out of

his office and said that iconic line

what the [ __ ] is going on in here I

turned to see the manager who was

actually none other than Donald Duck

himself and he looked really pissed he

glared over at window and alen then said

just what's the Big Ideas tining up this

place with your smelly farts and

diarrhea I just had these floors waxed

and cleaned and thanks to you they are

now a mess I apologized to Donald Duck

for all the trouble wend and Al had

caused then Donald said you're damn

right they made this mess I don't want

to see those two raccoons in here ever

again they are not banned from Texas

Roadhouse I glared at wend and Alan told

them to clean up their diarrhea mess

and then when and Al then began to clean

up their diarrhea mess until the place

was sparkling clean again afterwards my

order was finally ready and wend and H

began rushing towards the food but I

stopped them before they could grab my

food and told them that they weren't

getting anything for causing so much

trouble Wendall and Al both find INF

frustration and said that they were

still hungry even after eating all those

spicy foods but I told Wendall and Al

that they wouldn't be getting their

order since they made a big out of

themselves and for making a big diary

mess all over the place I placed my

order to go and I dragged Wendall and Al

out the door minining the whole time I

then threw window and Al into the back

of my yagi bus and we headed out on our

way back to the mansion halfway there

wend and Al both said oh no we going to

have diarrhea again

and before I could respond they blasted

a huge load of diarrhea all over the

seats and windows of my bus and it even

got all over me as well and even my food

had been covered in their diarrhea I was

now completely pissed off I had just had

my car cleaned and now thanks to wend

and all and their out of control

diarrhea it was an absolute mess not

only that but my lunch had been ruined I

finally headed back to the mansion and

took a long long ass hot shower I left

Wendall and Al who are still taking

diarrhea dumps outside because I can't

have wend all and out have diarrhea

dumps inside the Mansion Sam and wilock

were already in the Mansion when I got

back and I told them the whole story Sam

and wilock looked really pissed after I

finished telling them my story they

stormed off outside where wend Al had

gotten all the diarrhea out of their

systems I can hear them

shouting wend and how dare you to F the

smelly raccoons made trumpasaurus lunch

at Texas Roadhouse an absolute disaster

that's it prepare for torture I laughed

at this even though my day was quite

crappy it did turn out swell in the end

well that's the end of my story farewell

and stay

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