Avocado C. explaining her reasons for not starring in America the Motion Picture (ft. Trumpasaurus)

Summary

In this humorous and surreal tale, Avocado Cookie from *Cookie Run Kingdom* explains why they and Trumpasaurus turned down starring in *America: The Motion Picture* (2021). The duo pitches an over-the-top version of the film, filled with bizarre character swaps and absurd plot twists, including a battle against grotesque monsters and a surreal showdown involving historical figures. Despite their outlandish ideas, the film’s director rejects their vision, leading them to leave the project. The final film, poorly received by audiences, contrasts sharply with their more comedic and unconventional version, highlighting how their rejection may have been a blessing in disguise.

Takeaways

• 😀 The speaker, Avocado Cookie, from *Cookie Run Kingdom*, shares the story of why they and their team were not included in *America: The Motion Picture* (2021).
• 😀 Phil Lord and Christopher Miller approached Avocado Cookie and his team to star in the film, but the collaboration fell apart when they refused to compromise on their creative vision.
• 😀 The team proposed major changes to the film, including casting Avocado Cookie as the master blacksmith instead of John Henry, and Trumpasaurus as George Washington.
• 😀 Instead of the Declaration of Independence, their version of the movie opens with a parody of *Psychonauts* and a bizarre church scene involving the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
• 😀 The team suggested a more surreal, over-the-top plot involving Benedict Arnold, a fart hologram, and a Holy Guacamole Tsunami, which contrasts with the finished film's more conventional approach.
• 😀 Their version of the movie includes various absurd characters, like Seymour D. Edison, McGruff the Crime Dog, and Spuds MacKenzie, all fighting against evil forces like the Disgustoids and King Festro.
• 😀 The climax of their script involved a rock-and-roll-powered battle against Arnold, who transforms into a giant demon, ultimately defeated with the song *Goofy Goober Rock*.
• 😀 Avocado Cookie's version of the film also includes a comedic subplot involving the Noid, who tries to ruin a pizza celebration but is crushed by Avocado Cookie's hammer.
• 😀 When Matt Thompson, the director, saw their script, he rejected it, calling it a bizarre crossover rather than an action-comedy about George Washington and the American Revolution.
• 😀 The final product of *America: The Motion Picture* was widely criticized for being offensive and poorly executed, with audiences and critics alike finding it unsatisfying.
• 😀 Despite the rejection, Avocado Cookie and his team believe their version of the movie would have been a much more entertaining and satisfying alternative, making fun of corporate mascots and absurd humor.

Q & A

What is the main premise of the alternate version of *America: The Motion Picture* presented in the script?

The alternate version of *America: The Motion Picture* features a comedic and surreal re-imagining of the story, with fictional characters and absurd humor. Historical figures are replaced with exaggerated versions of themselves, and the plot is significantly altered to include wacky situations, battles, and surreal elements such as a 'holy guacamole tsunami'.

How does the character of Trumpasaurus differ from its historical counterpart, George Washington?

Trumpasaurus is an exaggerated, larger-than-life version of George Washington in this alternate script. Rather than being a serious historical figure, Trumpasaurus is portrayed as a more outlandish character, involved in bizarre adventures with a mix of surreal humor and over-the-top action.

Why did Avocado Cookie and Trumpasaurus refuse to star in the final version of *America: The Motion Picture*?

Avocado Cookie and Trumpasaurus wanted significant changes to the film's script, including replacing the cast with their own version of characters. When the filmmakers rejected their vision, they decided to leave the project. They were dissatisfied with the direction of the movie and felt their talents were not recognized.

What role does the 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' play in the alternate version of the film?

In the alternate version, the story begins with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, where children and their parents are praying. This scene sets the tone for the absurd and irreverent humor that defines the rest of the film. The church is destroyed by Edgy Arnold, an antagonist in the movie.

What major changes to the film's plot were suggested by Avocado Cookie and Trumpasaurus?

Some of the suggested changes include replacing characters with bizarre alternatives, such as George Washington being played by Trumpasaurus and John Henry being replaced by Avocado Cookie. They also proposed changing key scenes, like starting the movie with the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and having a more over-the-top final battle involving demonic minions and rock music.

Who are some of the alternative characters suggested by Avocado Cookie and Trumpasaurus for the movie?

The alternate cast includes a variety of outlandish characters, such as: - Trumpasaurus as George Washington - Avocado Cookie as John Henry - Deep Tissues as Benedict Arnold - King James as Festival, a villain with the power to turn people into discus toys - McGruff the Crime Dog as Geronimo - Joe Camel as Paul Revere - Spuds MacKenzie as Thomas Edison, among others.

How does the plot of the alternate version differ from the original film's take on American history?

The alternate version takes a far more absurd and surreal approach to American history. While the original movie follows a comedic, action-packed battle for independence with a focus on historical figures and events, the alternate version features bizarre plot points like fighting 'disgustoids' (transformations into grotesque creatures), a holy guacamole tsunami, and a final confrontation involving demonic minions and rock music.

What happens to the antagonist, Edgy Arnold, in the alternate version of the film?

In the alternate version, Edgy Arnold turns into a giant demon who summons demonic minions. The final battle is an epic rock-and-roll showdown, where Avocado Cookie and the team use the power of music to defeat Arnold. In the end, Arnold is sent to another universe, where he undergoes a bizarre transformation into a gay version of a character from the 'Barney Bunch' series.

What is the significance of the Waffle House in the alternate version of the plot?

The Waffle House serves as a key location in the alternate version, where Avocado Cookie and the team attempt to steal stakes to defeat Edgy Arnold. The Waffle House is also the site of a bizarre discovery about 'disgustoids' and a secret superweapon. The absurdity peaks when the team faces challenges like a charging boil and a mountain-like wall surrounding the restaurant.

How does the script end, and what is the final tone of the alternate version?

The script ends with a celebratory ceremony, where Sam Adams blows up the Mountain Fort, and a pizza celebration follows. The final scene includes a humorous moment where a character called the Noid tries to ruin their pizza, only to be crushed by Avocado Cookie. The tone is lighthearted, over-the-top, and absurd, with the characters enjoying their victory in a ridiculous, comedic manner.