[YTP] Aging Wheels Shows Off His 42-inch Deck
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a humorous take on a review of an electric riding mower, featuring exaggerated commentary and sound effects. The host highlights the mower's features, including its zero-turn capability and storage, while also poking fun at its drawbacks, such as the lack of a charging port cover and the intense brightness of the headlights. The video includes a satirical sponsorship segment and ends with the host humorously contemplating what to do with the broken mower, suggesting selling it and buying drugs with the proceeds.
Takeaways
- π΅ The video features a humorous song about not watching something, possibly setting a playful tone for the content.
- π The main subject of the video is an electric riding mower, specifically a ZERO electric model, which is emphasized multiple times.
- π The electric mower is highlighted for being quieter than traditional gas-powered mowers, a key benefit of electric machinery.
- π‘ The video includes a comedic moment where the headlights of the mower are turned on, causing a reaction due to their brightness.
- π The charging port of the mower is mentioned, indicating that the device is rechargeable, which is a common feature of electric vehicles and tools.
- π οΈ The video script mentions various features and controls of the mower, such as the parking brake and speed settings, providing insight into its operation.
- π€¦ββοΈ The narrator humorously admits to not knowing why they purchased the mower, suggesting an impulsive or unnecessary purchase.
- πΈ The script discusses a hypothetical situation of selling the mower for a high price and buying it back at a discount, a common joke about resale value.
- πΏ The video includes a joke about smoking grass clippings, continuing the theme of humor and absurdity throughout the script.
- π There is a segment where the narrator imagines racing the mower, with references to horsepower and a racing game, adding a fantastical element to the video.
- π₯ The video script ends with a series of comedic and nonsensical statements, maintaining the lighthearted and humorous nature of the content.
Q & A
What type of mower is featured in the video?
-The video features an all-electric, ZERO turn riding mower.
What is the significance of the phrase 'ZERO turn' mentioned multiple times in the script?
-The phrase 'ZERO turn' refers to the zero-turn radius feature of the mower, allowing it to make tight turns without leaving grass uncut.
What is the issue with the headlights on the mower?
-The issue with the headlights is that they are too bright, causing discomfort or difficulty in looking at them.
What is the purpose of the storage mentioned in the video?
-The storage is for holding grass clippings and is mentioned humorously as also being suitable for 'drugs' in a non-serious context.
What are the two buttons on the mower for?
-The two buttons are for low-speed drive and low-speed cut, allowing the operator to control the mower's speed and cutting rate.
What is the 'TOOT setting' mentioned in the video?
-The 'TOOT setting' seems to be a humorous or nonsensical term used in the script and does not refer to an actual setting on the mower.
What is the charging port for on the electric mower?
-The charging port is used to recharge the battery of the electric mower when it is not in use.
Why does the video mention 'Electric mowers are SUS'?
-The phrase 'Electric mowers are SUS' is likely a humorous or ironic statement, as the video shows the mower breaking down, which contradicts the idea of electric mowers being suspiciously good or reliable.
What is the sponsor mentioned in the video, and what is the context?
-The video initially mentions 'CARS AND BIDS' as a sponsor, but later clarifies that the video is no longer sponsored by them, and then humorously suggests an alternative sponsor.
What is the humorous claim made about the narrator's physical attribute?
-The video script humorously and falsely claims that the narrator has a '42-inch' physical attribute, which is later corrected to a '2-inch' attribute in a self-deprecating joke.
What is the final statement about the narrator's yard and the time it takes to mow it?
-The final statement humorously claims that the narrator has a five-acre yard and that it takes two to three days to mow it, despite the yard being described as 'hairy' and a 'butt hole'.
Outlines
π΅ Hilarious Electric Mower Misadventures π΅
The video script begins with a playful tune and a series of humorous and chaotic events involving an electric riding mower. The narrator introduces his mom's all-electric mower, emphasizing its zero-turn feature and the absence of traditional maintenance issues like gas and belts. Throughout the script, there are numerous sound effects and interruptions, including a stuttering loop, intense electrical sounds, and a loud crash. The narrator also humorously mentions the mower's storage for clippings and drugs, the brightness of the headlights, and the lack of a charging port cover. The video includes a satirical sponsorship message, a confession of not knowing why the narrator bought the mower, and a series of absurd solutions to fix the broken mower, including selling it and buying it back at a lower price, or dealing drugs for money. The script ends with a series of jokes about the narrator's yard size, the time it takes to mow, and a reference to a racing game, alluding to the power and quietness of the electric mower.
π³ Abrupt Conclusion with a Pause π³
The second paragraph of the script is significantly shorter and ends the video abruptly. It starts with an emoji indicating surprise or confusion, followed by the word 'STOP' in capital letters, suggesting an immediate halt. The narrator then says 'oh that's it,' which could imply that the video is over or that there is a realization of some sort. This paragraph serves as a quick and unexpected conclusion to the video, leaving the audience with a moment of pause.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Riding Mower
π‘ZERO Electric
π‘ZERO Turn
π‘Headlights
π‘Parking Brake
π‘Trolls
π‘Storage
π‘2-Speed Setting
π‘Charging Port
π‘Sponsorship
π‘Drugs
Highlights
Introduction of an all-electric, ZERO turn riding mower with a humorous and energetic tone.
The mower's features are humorously described, including a stutter loop and intense electricity.
Comical frustration with the mower's bright headlights.
Mower's storage compartments humorously referred to as storage for 'ass clippings' and 'drugs'.
Description of the mower's speed settings with a humorous twist.
A humorous take on the mower's charging port and the process of charging.
Comical commentary on the mower's electric engine and its loud noise.
The narrator humorously explains the mower's maintenance and lack of belts.
A funny anecdote about not needing to control the mower due to its lack of belts.
The quietness of the electric mower is humorously contrasted with the narrator's loud commentary.
A humorous take on the narrator's reluctance to mow the entire yard.
A comical description of the aftermath of a mower crash into a wall.
The humorous revelation that the mower is now broken after the crash.
A satirical sponsorship mention with a twist of rejection.
A humorous disclosure about the video's sponsorship status.
The narrator's comical contemplation of why they bought the mower.
A humorous and exaggerated claim about the narrator's physical attributes.
A funny exaggeration about the time it takes to mow the narrator's yard.
A humorous reference to a racing game and the mower's horsepower.
A comical racing scenario with the mower, including a crash and a humorous comment.
Transcripts
π΅ Just believe me, don't watch! π΅
[electric motor sound]
Hi!
(OOOMPH)
This is my riding mower
Thanks for watching!
π΅ LEGO Racers Menu Music π΅
This is my mom's all-electric
ZERO electric
ZERO turn riding mower
ZERO TURN ZERO TURN ZERO TURN
[stutter loop]
How's abouba s'woH
How's about a tour?
Key: ON
Auxilary: ON
Mower Start/Stop:
ON [loud engine noise]
Headlights: ON
Headlights...
F**KIN' HEADLIGHTS: ON
[intense electricity]
NO GET THOSE LIGHTS OFF
THEY'RE TOO BRIGHT, TURN 'EM OFF!
Parking brake:
[glitchy noise]
Trolls!
Badging, badging, badging, badging
Badger, badger, badger, badger
π΅ Badger, badger, badger, badger π΅
Storage... for your ass clippings!
More storage...
For your drugs!
2 buttons are low-speed drive and low-speed cut
There's a 2-speed setting for the
2-speed dick cut
There's a TOOT setting...
[more electric mower noise]
There's auxilary Dickbutt
allthebatterrettabehtlla allthebaabehtlla ALLTHEBAABEHTLLA
THERE'S CRAP UNDERNEATH THE SEAT
And this... (THISSSSS!)
is the charging port.
[unnecessary fingering of the flap]
Now this thing's a BITCH
[electric engine noise]
[BANG] OOOOMPH
Electric mowers are SUS
I don't have to go get gas in a jerry can
I don't have to go get Jerry in a gas can
Jerry: "What's the deal with..." [SUCKING NOISE]
[random breathing]
I don't have to go can-can
I don't have to control the mower 'cause there isn't any!
And there's no BELTS π«
EVER
And there's no charging port cover
EVER
[loud mower blades] and IT'S A HECK OF A LOT QUIETER
dedaadededaadededaa
When I'm ready to use this thing, I just turn it off.
aa
AwA
Always use when not in use.
...But I don't know how I'm gonna do that.
Now remember my EGO is too BIG
So, I never mow my entire yard
All I do is mess around
[more lawnmower sounds, wow what did you expect]
When I'm done mowing, I drive this thing into the wall with the blades activated!
[loud crash] HI!!!!
[hissing noise] There's nothing wrong with the mower itself, except now it's broken...
which is a little bit annoying.
So! What am I gonna do?
This video is sponsored by
CARS AND BIDS!
...what
...w...what, what's this?
Why don't ya check out CARS AND BIDS
Oh no no no, I've got a new car, I don't need this.
Oh.
Yeahhh why don't ya try this instead
But I don't need this CRAP
Yeah why don't ya try CARS AND BIDS
[scrolling]
WOW...
These prices suck. π€‘
...Yeah why don't ya choke on A BIG DICK
WOW.... WHAT?!
Full disclosure: This video is *no longer* sponsored by Cars and Bids.
However this video IS sponsored by-
SHUT UP!! π
So if I knew all this before I bought the mower...
Why did I buy it?
Now the answer to this is
I DON'T REALLY KNOW
Maybe I'll take a BIG dump in my yard π©
because I waited a year to CRAP.
[farting noise]
UUH
What am I gonna do?
Well the ideal solution is to sell my mower for $7000
and buy back my mower for half price.
So, this time I'm gonna
buy drugs with the money!
Maybe I'll take acid.
[distorted warpy lawnmower sounds]
Or maybe I'll smoke grass clippings!
But sometimes, that's not an option...
So I don't really know what I'm gonna do...
Unless I deal drugs for money!
But that sounds awful sus...
OKAY, FULL DISCLOSURE:
I HAVE A 42-INCH D*CK
Although it's expandable to 54 inches
π΅ Yello - Oh Yeah π΅
Sounds fantastic.
This is... a big lie
but we'll get to that later-
I HAVE A 2 INCH D*CK
AND...
I have FOUR ACRES of
HAIRY ASS
So, it takes 2 DAYS (3 DAYS!!!!)
to mow my FIVE ACRE
BUTT HOLE
I can do math. π
π΅ Funeral March of the Marionette, a.k.a. theme to Alfred Hitchcock Presents π΅
...w...owo what's this?
[PLEASE SELECT A RACE COURSE]
Okay...
[ADVANCED]
[PLEASE CHOOSE MANUAL OR AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION]
[MANUAL]
...Cool!
152 horsepower!
[GO!!!]
IT'S A HECK OF A LOT QUIETER ππ
[π΅Daytonaaaaa, let's go away! π΅]
Phil Swift: "To show you the power of Flex Tape..."
[π΅ Daytonaaaaa π΅]
Alright! π
"I repaired it with only Flex Tape!"
[ Try to stay low in them turns ]
[ TIME EXTENSION ]
Fantastic!
Uh oh, your potato internet strikes again
Phil: "OH NO..."
[LOUD CRASH]
Kool Aid Man: "OHH YEAAAAHHHH"
[ π΅ Dayytonaaaaa π΅ ] [ A NEW WINNER!! ]
Phil: "NOW THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!"
Captioning by cs188 π Hope you enjoyed!
(deck / dic / tick compilation because I'm so mature)
I DON'T HAVE TO SUCK THE COCK π
π³
STOP π
...oh that's it
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