She wanted me to smell her feet Ft @MeetSiaeden
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous recount, the narrator describes an unusual day at a coffee shop during a pandemic, where boredom led to a spontaneous decision to drink on the job. The story unfolds with a group of employees, including the flirtatious Charlotte, indulging in a day of drinking and dancing, leading to a series of comical mishaps and a near encounter with the boss. The day culminates with a plan to extend the revelry at a local bar, but not without Charlotte's persistent and awkward advances in the narrator's car.
Takeaways
- πΆ The story begins with the girls turning on music and starting to dance, setting a lively tone.
- πΉ The narrator and their co-workers decided to get 'tipsy' to pass the time during a slow day at the unnamed coffee shop.
- π· The setting is during a global pandemic, which is why the coffee shop was experiencing a lack of customers.
- π§Ό The narrator volunteered to clean the women's bathroom, which was described as being much grosser than the men's.
- π€ The narrator and Joshua, a co-worker, were known for keeping each other entertained during shifts with humor and pranks.
- π‘ The idea to drink alcohol at work came from the narrator and was agreed upon by the team, with the condition of being extremely careful.
- πΈ Charlotte, a co-worker, was given money for a 'drink run' and chose beverages that were easy to disguise as juice or water.
- π The narrator and Charlotte went to buy alcohol, with Charlotte insisting on accompanying due to her knowledge of alcohol.
- π» Once back at the coffee shop, the group began drinking and the atmosphere became increasingly relaxed and chaotic.
- π¨ The unexpected arrival of a customer forced the group to quickly sober up and pretend to be working normally.
- π The narrator expresses concern about the legal implications of having open alcohol containers in the car and the potential consequences.
- π Towards the end, Charlotte's behavior becomes increasingly flirtatious and inappropriate, leading to the narrator leaving the group early.
Q & A
What was the main reason for the slow business at the coffee shop?
-The coffee shop was experiencing a slow business due to the global pandemic, which led to people staying at home out of fear of contracting the disease.
Why did the narrator volunteer to clean the women's bathroom?
-The narrator volunteered to clean the women's bathroom as a way to keep busy during the slow business hours at the coffee shop.
What was the initial idea proposed by Joshua to make the day more interesting?
-Joshua proposed that they could get a little tipsy to help the time pass by, suggesting that they drink alcohol while at work.
How did Charlotte justify her choice of drinks for the group?
-Charlotte justified her choice of drinks by saying they were easier to consume for someone who doesn't drink much and could be mistaken for juice or water if a boss or customer walked in.
What was the narrator's concern about driving with open alcohol in the car?
-The narrator was concerned about the legal implications of driving with open alcohol containers in the car, as it could lead to getting a ticket or arrested if pulled over by the police.
Why did the group decide to go to a local bar after work?
-The group decided to go to a local bar after work to continue having fun, as they were all enjoying themselves and didn't want the day to end.
What was the narrator's role in securing the alcohol for the group?
-The narrator's role was to provide the money for the drink run and to secure the alcohol, as it was his job to do so.
How did Charlotte's behavior change after consuming alcohol?
-After consuming alcohol, Charlotte became more flirtatious and lewd, even suggesting the narrator to touch her feet and insinuating that he might cheat on his girlfriend.
What was the narrator's reaction to Charlotte's behavior in the car?
-The narrator was uncomfortable and disapproving of Charlotte's behavior, calling her out for her manipulative and inappropriate actions.
Why did the narrator decide to leave the company?
-The narrator decided to leave the company mainly due to Charlotte's behavior, which he found unacceptable and disruptive.
What was the narrator's occupation during the time of the story?
-The narrator was working at a coffee shop, which was experiencing a slow business during the pandemic.
Outlines
πΆ A Dance Break and Tipsy Antics πΆ
The script begins with a group of employees at a coffee shop trying to stave off boredom during a slow day amidst a global pandemic. The narrator and a coworker, Joshua, decide to liven things up by secretly getting tipsy at work. They gather funds, buy drinks, and start consuming them discreetly. Charlotte, a Florida girl, insists on accompanying the narrator to buy the drinks, choosing beverages that are easy to disguise. Despite initial reservations, the group begins to enjoy themselves, with the girls turning on music and dancing. However, Charlotte's drinking quickly escalates, leading to her being noticeably drunk before they even return to the coffee shop.
π» A Night of Revelry and Unexpected Customers π»
As the employees continue their clandestine drinking session, they become increasingly intoxicated. The narrator attempts to maintain a semblance of order by restocking cups, but the situation quickly devolves into chaos. Just as they think they have a moment of respite, a customer arrives unexpectedly, forcing them to sober up quickly and pretend to be functional. The customer orders a drink, and the narrator, despite being tipsy, manages to serve him. The interaction with the customer leads to laughter and more drinking among the employees. As closing time approaches, they decide to extend their night by going to a local bar, with the exception of Charlotte, who is too drunk to make the trip.
π A Chaotic Car Ride and the End of an Era π
The final paragraph recounts the narrator's experience driving Charlotte to the bar after work. Despite no longer being drunk, the narrator is shocked to find Charlotte still drinking in the car, which leads to a tense conversation about relationships and boundaries. Charlotte's behavior becomes increasingly inappropriate, culminating in her placing her feet on the dashboard and suggesting the narrator cheat on his girlfriend. The narrator rejects her advances and drops her off at the bar, choosing to go home instead. The story concludes with the narrator leaving the company, largely due to Charlotte's behavior, and reflecting on the absurdity of the situation.
Mindmap
Keywords
π‘Pandemic
π‘Boredom
π‘Co-workers
π‘Alcohol
π‘Intoxication
π‘Risk-taking
π‘Flirting
π‘Irresponsibility
π‘Humor
π‘Workplace Culture
π‘Ethics
Highlights
The girls turned on music and started dancing, setting a lively tone for the story.
An unusual idea is introduced to make the slow workday more interesting.
The narrator recounts a crazy story from their time working at an unnamed coffee shop.
The coffee shop was experiencing a lull due to the global pandemic.
The narrator and co-workers find creative ways to stay busy during the slow period.
Joshua suggests getting tipsy to pass the time, despite the risk of getting fired.
The team agrees to drink cautiously, with the boss unknowingly present.
Charlotte, a Florida girl, insists on accompanying the narrator for a drink run.
The narrator is concerned about Charlotte's lewd behavior in the workplace.
Charlotte chooses drinks that are easy to disguise as juice or water.
The group devises a plan to sneak the alcohol into the store without being seen.
Charlotte starts drinking immediately in the car, despite earlier promises to drink little.
The narrator expresses concern about driving with open alcohol containers in the car.
Upon returning to work, the group continues to drink and the narrator feels tipsy.
A customer unexpectedly arrives late, causing the group to scramble to hide their drinking.
The narrator makes a drink for the customer while trying to act sober.
The group decides to go to a local bar after work, despite Charlotte's inebriation.
Charlotte continues to drink in the car, leading to an uncomfortable situation.
The narrator confronts Charlotte's inappropriate behavior and decides to go home instead.
The story concludes with the narrator leaving the company due to Charlotte's actions.
Transcripts
the girls turned on some music and
started dancing
[Music]
on her
since you see drinking like a fish right
now I get the strangest idea that our
day is about to get a little more
interesting
[Music]
believe it or not this crazy ass story
actually happened on one of the slowest
days that I had ever experienced working
for the coffee shop that shouldn't and
will never be named in my videos because
I don't want to get sued throughout the
day we had been trying to do things to
keep ourselves busy so that we didn't
get too bored and for those of you who
know which coffee shop I worked at in
particular you might be wondering
exactly why the hell did this place of
all places have no customers coming in I
mean after all it is one of the most
profitable businesses in America and
that's because around that time it was
labeled as America's deadliest year we
were in the middle of a global pandemic
AKA freaking crisis mode and nobody
wanted to leave their house because they
had a fear of getting the black plague
part two leaving streets relatively
empty we were so dead as a business and
I had so much time on my hands that I
even volunteered to clean the women's
bathroom which for some reason is 10
times grosser than the men's after I
finished wiping down the counter I look
over to my buddy Joshua I knew I was
bored he knew he was bored and if you've
ever had a co-worker like me or Joshua
on your shift you know that there's not
a such thing as being bored for a super
long time people like him are like a
literal freaking godsend me and him
would spend hours on shift just goofing
off trying to make people laugh so when
he sees me looking at him I get the
strangest idea that our day is about to
get a little more interesting
[Music]
so he gathers everybody in front of the
bar he's like yo team meeting I don't
want to sound stupid or Nothing But like
I don't know we could get a little tipsy
and help the time pass by
ah what do you think true I'm down if
you're down I'm down but like I'm only
down to do it if we're being extremely
careful about it because we all could
get fired for this good thing our boss
is in here that lady would be super
pissed if she found out I'll join but I
won't drink much which of course was a
completely different tune than what she
would actually go on to do you see
Charlotte was your basic Florida girl in
fact the story time takes place when I
used to live in Florida and everybody
lived every single day of their lives
like it was a party they all Cash Out me
some money for the drink run which
brings us to about 80 dollars to blow on
drinks cause for some reason it was my
job to secure the alcohol and against my
will Charlotte insist that she be the
one to come with me because she knows
more about alcohol and I don't which I'm
not gonna deny at the time I was a
relatively new drinker but oh my god did
I not want this girl to come with me in
the first place Charlotte had a little
bit of a history of being super lewd
towards me in the workplace so being in
any confined space with her for more
than three minutes drove me crazy we get
to the store eventually and I give her
my card I let her know that her limit is
eighty dollars and if she goes over that
limit the only thing that's going to be
coming back to the store with me are her
teeth so she gets all the drinks and
we're leaving when I asked her uh just
curious why all these drinks
specifically trust me these these go
down easier since since you don't drink
a lot and they're easier to mistake for
juice or water you know in case a boss
or a customer walks in which was
actually a really cool move on her part
not gonna lie it is really sweet that
she would Center everything that we
drink around that night around the
premise that I don't drink and I don't
like the taste of alcohol that much she
wanted to make sure I didn't throw up I
appreciate it do that kind of stuff for
your friends man you guys suck I've been
out drinking with people and I've woke
up in a pool of my own vomit completely
alone that's really sweet of you thanks
now the trick is gonna be getting this
into the store without being seen you
know actually I do have a bag in my car
from when I used to do ubereats and
Postmates it's black and nobody can see
through it so No One's Gonna know what
we're bringing into the store granted we
did go out to have a good time I totally
get that but can anybody tell me why
this girl decides that what she's gonna
do is open alcohol and start drinking
immediately now we've been in the car
for all of seven seconds and mind you
you know how much trouble you can get in
for having open alcohol containers in
your car if a cop pulls you over and
sees that you will get arrested and go
to prison actually wait no I think
you'll probably just get a ticket she
isn't the passenger seat drinking like a
fish right now I'm like bro it's alcohol
it cannot taste that good for you to be
drinking it like that yeah oh it's easy
it tastes like sparkling water I'm gonna
give you one I wanted to try and down
this whole can
yeah I'm not too sure about that I still
have to drive us back to the store so
you know I'm not really sure if that is
like right down the block and it's one
can I hate to say it but I fold it I was
thinking it's only one can so what's the
Worst That Could Happen alcohol usually
tastes like [Β __Β ] but for some reason
this time it wasn't half bad and now
I've been drinking white claw ever since
which is a drink that is universally
hated by many people but I don't care it
tastes good so we pull off and start
heading back to work I would go over at
her and she is still drinking bro didn't
she say that she wasn't even gonna drink
a lot she's gonna be drunk before we
even get to the store we get like
outside the store and I'm grabbing the
alcohol to put into my delivery bag and
she's already blown through half of one
of the cases Charlotte are you drunk
right now
couldn't help myself
not even trying to party poop at this
point we didn't buy a bunch of alcohol
for her not to drink so I'm not gonna
get super upset that she is drunk but
Brody time and place I open the car door
and I start bagging all the stuff that
we bought we start walking towards the
building and I noticed that Charlotte is
not walking towards the building she is
stumbling towards the building I
immediately put my hands on her
shoulders and walk her in a straight
line reminding her you need to keep it
together until we're inside the building
I managed to get her inside safely give
Joshua the bag and he looks at the stuff
we brought with the most devious look on
his face he knew what he was about to go
in there and do
[Music]
extra spiked lemonade who wants to get
wasted he hands me a cup and I take one
sip from that thing
that was delicious so at this point
everyone is drinking and I'm already
feeling Tipsy the girls turn on some
music and started dancing to just feel
myself losing it a little bit more yo
I'm about to become real useless real
soon I need to start doing some work
while I still can so I like wobble my
way over to the cups in a really sad
attempt to restock I mean I think I'm
doing fine at this point but before I
know it the cups are all over the ground
Melissa and Charlotte are in the corner
just freaking clowning me right now that
is exactly what are you guys laughing at
oh it's not nothing just keep doing your
thing
[Music]
we all stopped what we were doing
immediately the girls turned off the
music and we were all just focused on
the tapping of the door with only a
little over an hour until close who
could be knocking at this time we all
felt like we knew the answer but all of
us were too afraid to say anything what
if it was a customer what if it wasn't
and if it's not a customer there's only
one person it could be
the boss
oh
we couldn't stand around staring at each
other waiting to be rescued forever the
room starts to fill itself with excuses
I've been drinking a lot I can't I don't
care if it's a customer or the boss I'm
also too drunk Brody I spilled the
[Β __Β ] cups don't look at me I can't do
anything right now relax I'll do it
myself he walks away to prepare himself
to open the door I do a quick scan to
make sure there's no alcohol left out I
give him the signal and then I went back
to restocking hello how are you sir what
can I get
get for you sorry the customer orders a
drink and I rush to the back to make it
for them Josh gets the guy's money and
the girls find something to pretend to
clean I guess whole Tom and back there
making the guys drink I'm like dropping
[Β __Β ] and mixing the ingredients and the
customer looks over and asks me
all right are you okay bro I I'm so okay
that it isn't even fair to everybody
else because of how okay I am and how
okay they're not
know exactly what I said but it was
something really dumb along those lines
I mean I was expecting to have fully
failed after saying that but he just
looked at me and said
I kind of like that after I give the guy
his drink and he leaves the store we
spend the next 20 minutes just laughing
and drinking some more while my
co-workers point out the sheer absurdity
in what I said to him we've already
locked up the building at this point we
only have about three minutes until we
have to leave
guys I'm having so much fun I kind of
don't want to go home so we all agreed
to go to a local bar after work the only
Hiccup being is that Melissa and
Charlotte do not have cars which
wouldn't usually be a problem but
Charlotte is still at least a little bit
tipsy at this point if we're alone and
she flirts with me while we're sober
then you can bet your sweet ass she's
going to be trying to flirt with me
while we're the only two people in my
car but I couldn't exactly just leave
without her because she needs to come
with me to be a good friend claiming
that she's been sensing some kind of
romantic energy between Joshua and
Melissa and wants to give them some
alone time on the way there I am many
things a degenerate being one of them
but I'm no [Β __Β ] block we're in my car
and the bar is like 10 minutes away I'm
starting to come down I'm not really
drunk anymore at this point so I figured
she wouldn't be drunk either since all
the alcohol is in Josh's car I'm like
all right say less this is going to be a
normal ass car ride no curveballs no
nothing and I get to enjoy that piece
for all of about 15 seconds until my
ears are cursed of course with the crisp
sound of
bro tell me why Charlotte is still
drinking Brody give yourself a break so
I tell you what I'm not gonna do I'm not
gonna move the car driving once with
open alcohol in a car is an issue
driving twice with open alcohol in the
car is a problem I need to come down
after spending a significant part of my
day being intoxicated so we're gonna sit
here for a little while okay like [Β __Β ]
do you understand what I'm trying to say
to you right now I mean at this point
I'm hoping that at the very least I can
get her to play a little Follow the
Leader with me on this one or that
she'll finish that last white claw
before we take off so
like are you dating anyone right now
thanks for asking yes I am
what
get drunk one day and go out with a girl
and completely forget about her trust me
guys do it all the time
yeah you're gonna have to miss me with
that because I really don't see that
happening who knows you might end up
cheating tonight like I said somehow I
really don't see that happening oh yeah
Joshua told me you're a food guy what do
you think of this
he takes off her shoes and her socks and
puts her feet on my dashboard right in
front of me you can touch them if you
like yo who the [Β __Β ] crazed you
Charlotte you must be more drunk than I
thought if you think I'm gonna touch
your nasty sweaty feet after a seven
hour shift of you wearing the same shoes
if you're gonna try and manipulate me at
least be subtle about it why would you
outwardly tell me that your goal is to
get me to cheat on my girlfriend I mean
I honestly gotta know at this point are
you crazy or just stupid needless to say
I dropped her off at the bar with our
friends and drove straight home and do
you want to know the first person that I
told about this experience that's right
you guessed it my girlfriend and do you
know who is the main reason that I don't
work at that company anymore that's
right you guessed it again Charlotte no
boy trust me
I've seen her do a lot worse
these hooks got me scoring see me coming
from afar Kareem Abdul oh
this is
I remember when I couldn't jerk out to
threesomes cause I felt too unrealistic
no longer the case I'm in the Oculus
doing
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