Harrison Laine - Santa Claus Conquers The Martians

Summary

In this humorous review, Harrison Lane takes on 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians,' a 1964 film infamous for its poor acting, cheap effects, and nonsensical plot. The movie, which combines Christmas and science fiction, tells the story of Martians kidnapping Santa to bring joy to their children. Despite its many flaws, the film's campy charm and unintentional comedy make it an entertaining watch for those who enjoy 'so bad it's good' cinema. Harrison's commentary adds a layer of satire, making it a festive treat for movie lovers.

Takeaways

• 🎬 The script is a review of the movie 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians', considered one of the worst Christmas movies ever made.
• 👨‍🚀 The movie combines Christmas and science fiction genres, creating a unique but poorly executed concept.
• 🧒 The plot involves Martians kidnapping Santa Claus to bring happiness to their own children, who are bored and unhappy.
• 🎅 The character of Santa Claus is portrayed as somewhat confused and forgetful, not knowing the names of his reindeer.
• 👽 The Martian characters are depicted as lazy and incompetent, which adds to the movie's comedic yet unintended humor.
• 📺 The script mentions the movie's poor special effects and acting, which contribute to its status as a 'so bad it's good' film.
• 🕊️ Despite the movie's flaws, it has a certain charm that makes it enjoyable for those who appreciate campy, low-budget films.
• 🌍 The movie's setting and scenes, such as the North Pole and Mars, are criticized for their lack of realism and cheap production values.
• 🔄 The script highlights numerous plot holes and inconsistencies, such as the ease with which the Martians kidnap Santa and the children's escape.
• 🤖 A robot character in the movie is treated as a toy, adding to the absurdity of the film's premise.
• 🎉 The review ends with the reviewer, Harrison Lane, humorously summarizing the movie's appeal despite its many shortcomings.

Q & A

Who is the host of the video discussing the worst Christmas movie ever made?

The host of the video is Harrison Lane.

What is the title of the movie Harrison Lane is reviewing in the script?

The movie being reviewed is titled 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'.

What year was the movie 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' released?

The movie was released in 1964.

What genre does Harrison Lane claim the movie combines with Christmas?

The movie combines the Christmas genre with science fiction.

What is the initial setting of the movie according to the script?

The initial setting of the movie is two children watching TV dressed like aliens.

What is peculiar about the North Pole scene in the movie as described in the script?

The peculiarity is that the North Pole and Santa's Workshop are not portrayed as secret, and a reporter is present there interviewing Santa.

Why do the Martians decide to bring Santa Claus to Mars?

The Martians decide to bring Santa Claus to Mars because their children are unhappy and they believe that Santa can bring the spirit of Christmas and happiness to them.

What is the role of the character referred to as the 'laziest man on Mars' in the movie?

The 'laziest man on Mars' is tasked with taking care of the kidnapped Earth children, which is ironic given his laziness.

What is the significance of the toy rocket in the script?

The toy rocket is significant as it is an example of the absurdity in the movie, running on real rocket fuel, which is not typical for toys.

What is the resolution of the movie according to Harrison Lane's review?

The resolution is that the bad aliens are defeated, and the Earth children are sent back to Earth by the Martians.

What is Harrison Lane's final opinion of the movie 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians'?

Harrison Lane finds the movie to be one of the worst of all time due to its poor acting, cheap effects, and plot holes, but acknowledges its entertainment value as a 'so bad it's good' movie.

Outlines

00:00

🎬 Introduction to the Worst Christmas Movie

Harrison Lane introduces himself and mentions that he will be reviewing 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians,' a 1964 Christmas and science fiction movie considered one of the worst movies ever made. He sets the tone for the review, indicating that he will be critical and humorous.

05:02

📺 Aliens and the North Pole

The movie starts with alien children watching a TV broadcast from the North Pole. The reporter interviews Santa Claus, who struggles to remember his reindeer's names, making the scene unintentionally funny. The aliens are puzzled by Earth’s Christmas traditions.

10:04

👽 Aliens Plan to Kidnap Santa

Aliens on Mars are concerned about their children watching Earth TV and learning about Christmas. They decide Mars needs a Santa Claus and plan to kidnap the real Santa from Earth. The aliens land on Earth and begin their mission, leading to a series of humorous and poorly executed scenes.

15:05

❄️ Santa's Workshop and Martian Hijinks

The aliens capture two Earth children and find Santa's workshop. They struggle with Earth's customs and technology. The scenes are filled with bad special effects and illogical plot points, such as a polar bear and a robot failing to catch the children.

20:06

🎅 Santa on Mars

Santa is brought to Mars and tries to spread Christmas cheer. He makes toys and tells jokes, but the alien leader and a rogue alien complicate things by sabotaging the toy-making process. The movie continues with poor acting and nonsensical humor.

🤖 Showdown and Conclusion

The rogue alien's sabotage is revealed, leading to a poorly choreographed fight scene. Santa and the children manage to outsmart the aliens. The Martians realize their mistake and return Santa and the children to Earth. Harrison Lane concludes that despite its flaws, the movie is so bad it becomes entertaining.

Keywords

💡Santa Claus

Santa Claus is a legendary figure originating from Western Christian culture who is said to bring gifts to the homes of well-behaved children on the night of Christmas Eve (24 December) or during the early morning hours of Christmas Day. In the video script, Santa Claus is central to the plot as he is kidnapped by Martians who want to bring him to Mars to celebrate Christmas, highlighting the cultural significance of Santa Claus in the context of the holiday season.

💡Martians

Martians, in this context, refer to fictional extraterrestrial beings from the planet Mars. The script describes them as aliens who are fascinated by Earth's Christmas traditions and decide to kidnap Santa Claus to bring him to Mars. Their portrayal in the video is part of the science fiction element, blending with the Christmas theme to create a unique, albeit campy, narrative.

💡Christmas movie

A Christmas movie is a film genre that focuses on the holiday season of Christmas and often incorporates themes of family, love, and the spirit of giving. The script mentions that the movie being reviewed is considered one of the worst Christmas movies ever made, emphasizing the poor quality of its production and storytelling, which is a key point of discussion in the video.

💡Special effects

Special effects are techniques used in film, television, and other media to create illusions of reality, such as depicting fictional characters or settings. The script critiques the movie for its 'shoddy' special effects, indicating that the visual aspects of the film are of poor quality, which contributes to its reputation as a bad movie.

💡Aliens

Aliens, in the script, are used to describe the extraterrestrial beings from Mars. They are depicted as having a fascination with Earth's Christmas and Santa Claus, leading them to kidnap him. The portrayal of aliens in the script is a key element of the movie's science fiction aspect and is central to the plot.

💡Radar

Radar is a system that uses radio waves to determine the range, angle, or velocity of objects. In the script, it is mentioned that the aliens' spaceship might be able to nullify radar beams, suggesting advanced technology that allows them to remain undetected. This is a common trope in science fiction, adding to the movie's speculative elements.

💡Strategic Air Command

The Strategic Air Command (SAC) was a United States Air Force (USAF) command that controlled long-range bombers and refueling tankers from 1946 to 1992. In the script, the president orders the SAC into action upon learning of the alien spaceship, indicating a military response to an extraterrestrial threat, which is a common theme in science fiction and action films.

💡Polar bear

A polar bear is a large bear native to the Arctic region, known for its white fur and powerful build. In the script, a polar bear is used as a plot device to scare off the aliens, adding a comedic and unrealistic element to the movie. The mention of the 'world's fakest polar bear costume' highlights the low production quality of the film.

💡Toys

Toys in the script are central to the plot as they are what Santa Claus is known for delivering during Christmas. The Martians are interested in Santa Claus because of the joy he brings through toys. Additionally, the script mentions a toy rocket and the making of toys on Mars, tying the concept of toys to the cultural exchange between Earth and Mars.

💡Kidnapping

Kidnapping is the crime of taking someone away illegally by force or deception, typically to hold them captive, often to demand a ransom. In the script, the Martians kidnap Santa Claus and two Earth children, which is a major plot point. The act of kidnapping is used to drive the narrative and create conflict in the story.

💡Camp

Camp, in the context of film and media, refers to an aesthetic style that is characterized by exaggerated, often humorous, and over-the-top elements. The script describes the movie as 'so camp,' indicating that its low production values and absurd plot make it enjoyable in a way that is unintentionally funny, which is a key part of its appeal for viewers who appreciate 'so bad it's good' cinema.

Highlights

Introduction of the movie 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' as one of the worst Christmas movies ever made.

The movie combines Christmas and science fiction in a 1964 production.

Harrison Lane promises to critique the movie harshly despite its age and special effects limitations.

The movie begins with two children dressed as aliens watching a reporter at the North Pole.

The reporter's lack of realism in describing the North Pole's conditions.

Santa Claus's workshop is revealed to be not so secret.

Santa Claus is portrayed as forgetful, not knowing the names of his reindeer.

Aliens on Mars are introduced, with a lazy Martian father and unhealthy children.

The Martian children's lack of appetite is attributed to watching Earth programs.

An ancient Martian suggests bringing Santa Claus to Mars to solve the children's problems.

Aliens decide to kidnap Santa Claus and bring him to Mars.

Aliens land on Earth and encounter a news report about their arrival.

The aliens' plan to kidnap Santa Claus is met with immediate discovery by Earth.

Santa Claus is kidnapped and taken to Mars, where he makes toys for the Martians.

The bad aliens attempt to sabotage Christmas by stopping the toy-making machines.

The climax where the good aliens and Santa Claus defeat the bad aliens and save Christmas.

The movie concludes with Santa Claus being returned to Earth, despite its numerous plot holes and poor production quality.

Harrison Lane's final thoughts on the movie's entertainment value despite its awfulness.

Transcripts

good morning world I'm Harrison Lane the

[ __ ] up who does fuckups today we're

going to look at the worst Christmas

movie ever made no that movie is for my

next jump Cut review I'm looking at the

worst Christmas movie ever made okay

something bad but a classic Bad come on

I told you about the movie at the end of

my last review it's Santa Claus Conquers

the

Martians yes in 1964 a Christmas movie

combined Christmas and science fiction

together and the result

was Among Us

Expressions after this movie was

released it is considered one of the

worst movies of all time and also the

worst Christmas movie of all time okay

now it's the second worst now seeing as

this movie came out at a time when

special effects were shoddy I'm going to

have a little leniency in this and take

it easy on this

movie no I'm kidding I'm gonna tear this

[ __ ] apart so this is Santa

Claus Conquers the Martians so the movie

starts off with two children watching TV

dressed like

aliens wait what they are

aliens they watch as a reporters at the

North Pole this is Andy Henderson at the

North

Pole it's cold up here oh boy it's so

cold and windy out here that I don't

even feel the wind at all it's almost

like if the wood's not blowing anything

at all so the reporter goes in somewhere

and wait a minute is this Santa's

Workshop huh you think they'd make sure

that Santa Claus's workshop is a little

bit more of a secret Santa's a pretty

busy man but I'm sure he'd like to say a

few words to you

kids hello Santa in fact if for reporter

is there with Santa why don't more and

more people show up isn't the North Pole

supposed to be secret why am I asking

these questions you can't go to the

North Pole and expect Santa to be there

tell me is it true that this year

there's a rumor that you're going to use

a rocket sled no s we're going out the

good oldfashioned way with my reindeer

fr and dancer and Dunder and Blitz and

and Vixen and

Nix Nixon or I get I always Con on it I

get those names mixed up but the kids

know their names well wait a minute he

doesn't even know the name of his

reindeer well I think we all know who he

really is a phony this guy's a great big

phony hi everybody this guy is a great

big

phony come along Mr Anderson wa so s

shows the report on what is being worked

on now here here is the latest toy

rocket it runs on real rocket fuel

really ah Mr Claus is putting rocket

fuel in actual toys uh this this isn't

going to go well is it back with the

aliens the father of the alien is trying

to find another alien you know for

aliens they sure look like people in

stupid Green Pod

costumes

drer droper wait wake up wake

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up I think he's enjoying that a little

too much Dro you are the laziest man on

Mars why are you sleeping during working

hours because he's the laziest man on

Mars I wasn't sleeping Chief it's just

that I haven't been able to sleep these

last few nights I forgot how so I was

just practicing I forgot to use my brain

CS to be intelligent so I'm

practicing the children haven't been

eating well no appetite at all it's no

wonder they sit in front of the video

set all day watching those ridiculous

Earth programs they're confuses them

here on Earth we have no problem with

watching ridiculous programs it keeps

our minds

intact almost like a real live little

girl that she is Sir that she is all she

needs his tender loving care buar what

is a doll I don't know gar hey what is

good acting mean I don't know either

buma

gimma I told you not to watch those

silly Earth programs now go to sleep so

the mother comes in I bought some new

food pills I hope the children will eat

these we have hamburger buttered

asparagus mashed potatoes and a special

treat for them oh boy what's this one

those are suicide

pills so his wife tells him to go to

some ancient something to be told what

to do why couldn't this person be leader

if he has all the answers so he and

other aliens go to the Future Star Trek

set and look for the ancient

[Music]

one all right all right calm down down

calm down you called

me

kimar we need your advice

joim something is wrong with our

children oh

yes it's is early December on

Earth close to the time of the

Christmas okay this is boring me I'll

just tell you the Gest of it the old man

told them that on Earth there's a

holiday called Christmas and the

children of the world await for Santa in

this present and because the children of

Mars don't really have a childhood too

soon they don't really know who Santa

Claus is so to fix up their curiosity

what does the old man

suggest we need a Santa Claus on Mars he

says that Mars needs a Santa Claus so

what's the logical conclusion that these

aliens stand by Earth has had Santa

Claus long enough we will bring him to

Mars

so they ride their steadily flowing butt

with fire coming out of it to the planet

Earth wait a minute I see him I see

Santa

Claus I see him too he's standing on the

corner ringing a bell no he's not he's

standing near the entrance of a large

building next to a large black kettle

he's standing on the corner K he's wait

a minute I see another one you know what

I just realized if people around the

world and space know where Santa

and know he's real why are there others

posing as him the land we set down in

that field near the lake I don't know

how they can see a small Lake when

they're clearly still in space they

believe the object is either

disintegrated in space or it may be a

space ship from some other planet which

has the ability to nullify our radar

beams because of the ominous situation

the president has ordered the Strategic

Air Command into action glad to see that

even back then American policies on what

they don't know is just to overreact so

as the spaceship lands two kids are

listening to the news report about the

aliens one of them played by padora who

I don't know apparently she's famous I

don't believe there are any Maran you

don't huh what would you do for Martian

walk right up behind you I

[Music]

scam I'm trying to sleep yes I'm trying

to sleep outside even though our homes

are much safer do you

mind

who who are you we're from Mars Don't Be

Afraid we have children just like you on

Mars what are those funny things

sticking out of your head well as much

of these questions are weak at least

they're better than hey Molly what you

doing so the aliens asked the kids that

we Santa Clauses strange the Mars

children were watching him so why

couldn't they just ask them or watch the

[ __ ] TV they have to ask two children

on Earth kidnap them and then find Santa

Claus these are the the dumbest Bas

aliens ever while you were still

learning how to spell your name and yet

I stand corrected I'm alone fer what and

leave them here to inform the

authorities strange the authorities

already know you guys are on Earth this

morning two children disappeared

mysteriously from the vicinity of Welch

Lake wait wait a minute wait so the

aliens take away the children so they

will be less discreet from the world and

yet the world knows about it as soon as

they take away their children

what how the [ __ ] did Earth know what

was the point of taking the children if

the world was somehow going to find

about it anyways so the children are

left into the care of the Dawn knots

knockoff alien yes because when you want

your prize possession taken care of you

hire the laziest person you can find

it's like baby's being cared for by A

Garfield no good can come out of it

what's this Dro oh that's the elevator

signal that light starts flashing when

somebody's coming up from the navigation

deck

so the N alien hides the children in the

machine just when his fellow aliens

arrive sir you stay aboard and guard

those children they must not leave the

ship now now or ever if we take them

with us to Mars Santa's disappearance

will remain a mystery no one on earth

will ever know that Santa Claus was

kidnapped by Marshals how rich you are

especially since immediately after you

kidnapped the children the news report

knew that you kidnapped the children so

really if you kidna Santa Claus you're

completely hosed why you R why don't you

kidnap the goddamn president I'm sure

you get away with it it's not easy

taking candy from children or in this

case it's just taking children come on

Wait

f why did you do that if this ship ever

leaves Earth have the holw space force

after them you know you could just Jam

the signal right so the aliens and the

children land in the North Pole which

looks like the maret doesn't it and they

try to find sat Nick they find out that

the children have escaped and they're on

their way to S it to warn them I'm cold

and I'm tired and it's beginning to snow

please Betty try we've got to want Santa

we can't stop now they might catch us

where is

Santa I don't

know ready look it's volar he's the mean

one the one who doesn't like us oh my

God these children are

terrible I wouldn't mind so much except

they act like they literally have people

showing off their lines off camera so

just when the mean aliens about to catch

them a polar bear scares them off and

goes after the children as

well

uhoh wow the world's fakest polar bear

costume ever but to this movie's credit

it's better than a special fs and Jack

[Music]

Frost so the kids get out of their cave

just when they see a man dressed as a

robot sorry it's supposed to be a robot

okay instead of just running away they

just stand there and get

caught run you

idiots now destroy them crush them crush

them tog do as I say old I knew you'd

try something like this I set tor's

control so he will obey only me release

some

Tor take them back to the ship lock them

up and rejoin us you won't get away with

this you you Martian oh you watch your

mouth this is a g raid movie

man any further it will be a PG

territory so the find Santa's workshop

and give him a nice

welcome

in the nicest way that a New Jersey

person can

ask you can't come in here no one's

alone where did you come from you're the

biggest toy I've ever seen oh I can't

believe I cannot tell the difference

between a toy and a robot who tried to

kill one of my elves Santa's treating

him like a

toy get him T grab him he's become a toy

RNA we'll have to get Santa ourselves

come on

V what was

that did this suddenly turn into the

Batman TV show come now Robin we must

protect the citizens from

[Music]

Evil so the aliens BR in since the robot

is a toy

now and they use a freeze gun on the

yells even though you can see them

moving a little bit we don't want to

hurt you Santa Claus so come along

quietly it's not like we could just

freeze you and drag you back to our

ship oh I never saw such lazy people

standing around like statues there's

work to be done let's get to

it believe me I had nothing whatsoever

to do about

this you know my dear I can't recall a

time when you were so silent my wife

finally shut the [ __ ] up

[Music]

celebration you know what I would love

to have one of those the faster I get

one the faster I can get rid of a

certain group of people Santa is taken

away by the aliens while the newspapers

report on it yes you aliens were very

discreet on capturing the man of

Christmas so even though s has been

kidnapped he still manages to make the

aliens laugh well I have only been with

him for 5 minutes and he has me laughing

just like an Earthling soft and round

and and you put it on a stick and and

you toast it in a fire and it's green I

don't know what a Maran

B I've seen suicide more funny than that

and it was a very foggy Christmas Eve

well I could barely make out this

chimney in the fog but I found it all

right and I started to crawl in well I

tell you it was the biggest chimney I'd

ever been in and then suddenly suddenly

I realized it wasn't a chimney at all it

was the Smoke Stack of the Queen

Elizabeth um excuse me but what are with

these jokes I'm sure back then they

weren't funny and they're worse right

now in fact when did this movie become

some kind of Comedy if this is a comedy

and a well done one then St Anger and

Lulu must be the best albums Metallica

has ever worked on geez s it's all our

fa we told them where to find you oh

boulder dash in a fiddley de Billy boy

everybody knows where sander lives

except for the aliens who asked them

where you lived and kidnapped all three

of you would you have a wonderful dinner

tonight oh there soup and Beast stew and

chocolate ice

cream Jee M must be a terrible place to

live some chocolate ice cream pills for

dinner you know I know two people who

want pills for dinner meanwhile the

aliens try to find out what's wrong with

their ship is it possible Earth has a

secret device that can penetrate our

radar Shield they have a secret device

and his name is Billy Foster I War you

that these earthlings are dangerous

they'll destroy us if we allow them well

I won't allow

them I think we under estimate the

resourcefulness of these Earth people

yes the fact that they pulled out three

wires that we can easily put back

together is simply mindboggling so the

mean Alien tricks the earthlings into

the airlock sure this is where you come

when you're ready to go out in space

it's air tyght you put on your space

suit and go out to that door when you

come back the door closes and they P air

back into the room through there when it

reaches the pressure of the rest of the

ship you can take your face off myce

sweet kid you don't know what the [ __ ]

you're talking about all the time do you

so the evil alien locks them in the room

and several seconds later they realized

that the door is locked Santa he locked

us in oh I don't think so he probably

just stepped off for a moment oh I like

this part H go over here and look at the

crew no look at the clock to waste more

time no okay I'll go back and bang on

the door just as the leader finds out

what he did s and the kid get out of the

room you're all right I I thought you

would well when boldar accidentally left

us in the airlock and then came up here

and accidentally through the door switch

and then later I will accidentally put

you on my naughty list we knew we had to

get out of there in a hurry or that

would be the end of us accidentally of

course so you th out through the air

duct the air duct but the air ductor is

just a little and and you're so big

are you calling me fat why you're

talking to Santa Claus

son but how well well now you wouldn't

want me to tell my secret would

you oh poor man he's fainted just like

someone who's seen a

ghost oh God I never heard such forced

laughter since

H but to be

fair [ __ ] it so they all go to marsin

wow they aren't even trying are they

that's not the planet Mars that's a

dodgeball painted to look like Mars it

would have been a better effect to just

have a picture of the planet so they

land on Mars even though the background

doesn't move at all they realize that

the bad alien is gone and S and the kids

have to be protected so they can send

them to the kids of Mars the only two

kids of Mars I've seen I just noticed

[Music]

[Applause]

I guess the parents of Santa Claus gives

laughing gas so after the introduction

Santa and the children make toys for

Mars hey Lady M made it for me can I try

it on

Santa don't be silly Dro this would

never fit you why you have to fatten up

first I don't know the Santa Claus

movies I've seen say otherwise well

hello Santa how are you feeling today

tired no no I'm not tired but my finger

is good night everybody well I think

I'll go in and put my finger to bed you

are aware there are children watching so

the Earth children are a bit depressed

because they miss their home planet I

guess kidnapping them wasn't such a good

idea was it so later that night the bad

aliens tried to stop Christmas from

happening by stopping the machines from

making toys in other words stealing toys

away I must find some way to keep

Christmas from

coming get up let him alone

man so the dawn kns alien dressed up

like Santa Claus comes in and the bad

aliens capture him even though there is

an obvious helmet on his head exactly

like theirs so everyone realizes that

the Dao alien and s's extra suit is

missing and they quickly realized the

connection between them they go into

work and see that the machine isn't

working right stop the machine look the

doll has a teddy bear's head and a teddy

bear has a doll's head somebody switched

all the wiring

dr's gone your suit is missing and now

this machine's been sabotaged so broke a

machine plus missing da Nazi alien plus

missing suit

equals they quickly realized that the

bad aliens are behind us and the leader

confronts them so the leader locks

himself with the bad aliens even though

he could just block the door and help

with everything else look at this I just

love when the skis just happened hit the

gun out of his

hand

wow worst fight scene ever the fake

Santa escapes as the real Santa fix the

control and one of the kids overhears

their plans to kidnap the real Santa so

they devis a

plan we meet again eh I don't know how

you escape shim but you won't Escape me

you're through well

why don't you uh relax yes come here and

smoke and joint with me I mean a pipe

with me everything will be

[Applause]

[Music]

fine what the hell is this the toys are

defeating him what the [ __ ] he's getting

beat up by toys this isn't Small

Soldiers it's [ __ ] Santa Claus

Conquers the Martians I expect some

violence to happen now

what this you but you're not here you in

there yeah you're right I'm not here I'm

just there I'm over

there I'm going to see who B's fighting

in

there what the hell did the movie just

jump cut so a b can end up in someone's

mouth I mean it makes

no oh boy am I glad to see you all right

kids you can stop

now I should see

[Applause]

fire what the hell was

[Music]

[Applause]

that is the camera beating him up or

something so the bad aliens have been

thoroughly defeated the aliens send the

humans back to Earth wait a minute

wasn't there a third bad alien and the

donnuts alien comes

out

God goodbye dear friend

away and they fly home and that's the

end of the movie so this was Santa Claus

Conquers the Martians Jesus Christ

bananas I can see why this is one of the

worst movies of all time the acting is

horrible the effects are cheap the plot

holes are liter throughout the movie and

even though it's called Santa Claus

Conquers the Martians there is not

really any conquering done and even

though this movie is horrible that it's

so interesting that watch something that

is so Camp so cheap and so laughable

that it's a musty for anyone who likes

movies that are so unbelievably horrible

that you can't help but enjoy I'm

Harrison Lane Merry Christmas

[ __ ] Merry [ __ ]

[Music]

Christmas

one