DAD IS BACK! (ft.@PewDiePie ) | Trash Taste #188

Summary

This podcast episode features host Connor talking with returning guest Felix about his life updates since becoming a father. They have a wide-ranging conversation covering topics like the challenges of parenting, funny TV shows in different countries, traveling to places like Sweden and Norway, dangerous hobbies like skydiving, and more. There are many entertaining tangents as the three hosts joke around with each other. Felix gets playfully confrontational at times but they end on good terms, looking forward to the next episode.

Takeaways

• 😀 They discussed being dads and the challenges of raising kids.
• 😊 They talked about funny TV shows like Come Dine With Me and Don't Tell the Bride.
• 😃 Felix shared his experience moving to and living in Japan.
• 🤔 They debated whether British or Swedish winters are worse.
• 😮 Felix revealed he books restaurants under a fake Japanese name to avoid hassle.
• 🥶 They said Norway seems to have everything good - money, mountains, Northern Lights.
• 😡 There was banter about regional rivalries - Sweden vs Norway and North vs South UK.
• 😋 The hosts reminisced about enjoying traditional Swedish midsummer celebrations.
• 😴 Lack of sleep and constant tiredness were cited as the biggest challenge of being a new dad.
• 😄 Overall, it was a humorous, laidback discussion between friends.

Q & A

What merchandise is being brought back for fans to purchase?

They are bringing back popular items from a previous merchandise drop with Aki Dearest, including the After Dark hoodies, After Dark sweatpants, After Dark split shirt, and the Lavender shirt.

What is the timeframe for fans to preorder the returning merchandise?

Preorders run from January 26th to February 9th PST.

What does Connor offer to fans who buy one of the Connor shirts and meet him?

He offers to give them a picture, a handshake, and maybe a kiss on the cheek.

What song did Connor previously sing in Sweden?

He sang 'Take On Me' by A-ha in Sweden.

Who is the special guest for this episode?

Joey's dad Chris is the special guest.

What is Chris's experience with sleep deprivation as a new dad?

He says he gets about 4-6 hours of sleep per day and doesn't remember what it felt like to be properly rested.

What is difficult about having a child in a foreign country like Japan?

Key challenges include the language barrier, not having extended family nearby to help out, and navigating things like giving birth and getting paperwork/documentation.

What skills is Chris trying to learn to impress his son?

He has been learning to draw anime girls in his free time.

What is the group's discussion about surviving extreme situations?

They debate whether they would try to survive life-threatening scenarios like a plane crash, or if they would accept their fate and die. Their opinions differ.

What Swedish traditions and food does Felix discuss?

He talks about Midsummer celebrations dancing around a fertility pole, questionable-sounding ceremonial foods, and more.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Introducing the video script

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05:01

🎤 Summarizing Paragraph 1

Paragraph 1 is the opening paragraph. The narrator announces they are bringing back 'the shirt' for fans to buy one last time. They show pictures of the popular merchandise items they are re-releasing from a previous collection with a collaborator.

10:01

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Paragraph 2 continues the merchandise discussion. The narrator explains the pre-order window and hopes fans will buy the shirt so they can meet in person. A transition is made to welcoming the podcast hosts and introducing the first guest.

15:03

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Paragraph 3 covers the guest's recent fatherhood and sleep deprivation after having a baby. They discuss various parenting challenges like choosing a name, milestones for babies, and useful tools for new parents.

20:03

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Paragraph 4 focuses on the guest learning to draw anime girl art for his son. The podcast hosts are amused by this motivation and discuss if it's weird for kids to see old content of their parents online.

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Paragraph 5 has the hosts analyzing the guest's admission that acts of kindness don't come naturally to him. They discuss whether being nice due to social pressures still counts.

30:05

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Paragraph 6 covers driving etiquette in Japan. The guest dislikes letting others merge in traffic. The hosts share various regional customs for hazard light blinking to say thanks.

35:05

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Paragraph 7 continues driving etiquette and moves to bureaucracy like license renewal and visa processes. The guest finds Japanese town halls difficult.

40:08

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Paragraph 8 discusses Japan's train culture and the hosts' recommendations for the guest to try specific bullet train classes for a luxurious experience.

45:09

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Paragraph 9 talks about the guest's travel plans within Japan. Destinations like Hokkaido are mentioned and hosts give insight on places worth visiting.

50:13

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Paragraph 10 returns to fatherhood topics. The guest looks forward to milestones like his child playing games and hopes to share interests. The hosts joke about controlling media exposure.

55:15

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Paragraph 11 covers online documentation mistakes. Even official forms have misspellings of names. The guest books restaurants under an alias to avoid awkwardness.

00:15

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Paragraph 12 continues video games and kids. The guest wants to expose his child to games early. The hosts joke about speedrunning parenting and disciplining through gaming restrictions.

05:18

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Paragraph 13 has parenting stories like teaching bike riding. The guest's father used a tough love approach instead of training wheels. The hosts discuss differences in Asian parenting.

10:18

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Paragraph 14 explores falling survival myths. The hosts debate topics like terminal velocity, jumping into water from heights, and whether trees help break falls.

15:18

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Paragraph 15 continues the falling and survival discussion. The guest insists he could survive a high bridge jump. The hosts argue it's impossible and make fun of his confidence.

20:21

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Paragraph 16 covers zombie apocalypse survival. The guest wants to use his samurai sword. The hosts point out impracticalities but admit Japan's cherry blossoms would make a picturesque setting.

25:22

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Paragraph 17 continues post-apocalypse talk. The guest elaborates on his samurai survival fantasy. The hosts debate whether any humans could survive an extinction event like meteor strikes.

30:22

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Paragraph 18 discusses reality TV. Frequent topics include Japanese shows that showcase foreigners visiting the country and national pride-focused programs.

35:24

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Paragraph 19 covers cooking shows like Iron Chef. The hosts describe the competitive format and the guest's family enjoys a British show with extreme wedding challenges.

40:24

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Paragraph 20 continues analyzing Japanese and British reality TV. Other show examples include testing celebrities on expensive items and couples housing searches.

45:25

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Paragraph 21 focuses on Sweden. The guest describes local traditions and rivalries observed during a show. He moved from Sweden to give the country space.

50:27

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Paragraph 22 recounts the hosts' positive trip to Sweden. Food highlights include meatballs, while country drawbacks were noted like rudeness and electric scooters.

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Paragraph 23 continues Sweden talk. The guest clarifies summer solstice traditions were falsely depicted in a horror film. Taco Fridays and coffee breaks are also mentioned.

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Paragraph 24 compares Swedish and British winters. The guest moved from a southern city and thinks northern UK winters are cozier. The hosts dispute his perceptions.

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Paragraph 25 wraps up by praising patrons. Brief audio clips promote the hosts' side content. The guest plugs his YouTube channel and hopes for new subscribers.

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Highlights

Discussing the revival of the iconic merch from a previous collaboration.

Sharing parenting experiences and humor after becoming a dad.

Talking about favorite trash TV shows.

Asking for recommendations for traveling and experiencing Sweden.

Discussing crazy UK stories like finding an unexploded bomb ornament.

Considering hypothetical apocalypse survival scenarios.

Recommending Japanese reality TV shows to check out.

Sharing insights on living in Japan as a foreigner.

Discussing the merits and issues with electric scooters.

Debating whether British or Swedish winters are worse.

Poking fun at Swedish and British stereotypes and rivalries.

Considering how fame and content creation affects raising kids.

Reminiscing about an amusing karaoke story from Sweden.

Discussing crazy deep sea diving and its dangers.

Wrapping up and thanking guest for coming on show.

Transcripts

ladies and gentlemen I can with

confidence tell you that we are bringing

it back what is it this shirt honor

shirt is back yes you can buy this shirt

once again and this is the final final

time we are ever bringing back this set

so if you missed out on our drop with

aari we are bringing back all of the

popular items that you enjoyed on screen

right now you can see some of the

pictures of the merchandise we are

bringing back some of your favorite

pieces from that collection and offering

them one last time to you guys again

some of the items are the after dark

hoodies the after dark sweatpants the

after dark split shirt and of course the

lavender shirt the Connor shirt I

already have three of them and the main

reason why we're bringing these back is

because I need 30 more of them so if you

want to get your hands on some of this

iconic merch it is only available for a

very short time so make sure that you

grab it now pre-orders run from January

26th to February 9th PST and if you buy

one of the Connor shirts and meet me in

the Conor shirt I will give you a

picture a handshake and maybe a kiss on

the cheek who knows how Saucy we can get

so I hope that I can expect many of you

at home rocking the Connor shirt very

soon get them while you can now the last

podcast I brought up that you sang Take

On Me Yeah and Sweden we did it oh my

God I told you not

to

no uh welcome back to another episode of

trash taste once again joined by the

boys Jerry and G and this time another

special guest fix is back back a year

later or more yeah isn't it how long's

it been has it been a year it does I

checked before it was 124 episode it

said a year on you a year and a

bit what is this one this

is0 something what epod than

year well it's well it's also I think a

momentous occasion because you are the

first dad ever on trash am I really I

think so no [ __ ] way I don't think

we've ever had a dad before I'm sure one

of our I can't be the only dad I can't

can you think of anyone who we've had is

apparent like at the time they came on

to the show like Raina nor

yeah edit that out I'll claim the title

only only that on the show you are the

second dad on the show you are the only

person that has become a dad in between

the first time coming

on that's achievement incredible one fun

thing that happened is that I guess

because after the episode when you

obviously announced that um you're

having a a kid we'd actually brought it

up on TR on that trash and you were like

you were like how did they know we

didn't know yeah we just really get we

just brought it up for some reason it

was really [ __ ] weird I remember

sitting here it was too early to

announce it and you're you guys just

bring up my hypothetical child and I'm

just

like how do they know what the [ __ ] you

know how women have like the pregnancy

glow I'm like do I have the dad glow is

going on you already getting giving off

Dad energy

yeah the dad energy is knowing you don't

have to be the one to give birth that's

just you're like you're like

stoked like feel way happier than normal

yeah you sat down you just groaned a

certain way you're like oh he's getting

ready oh he's he's a d that was really

trippy I genuinely was like what the

[ __ ] how did they know it really freaked

me out to

be wellit how long ago when we filmed

that episode like how long was it that

you knew that uh I don't remember

exactly but it was quite a reason like

to tell other okay I'll just stop making

things now then I'll just St saying

things stop predicting you freak me out

why would you do that

so hemorrhoids

right oh my

gosh that'd be so funny if anyone's got

hemor oh [ __ ] so hilarious these chairs

hurt so I guess obvious first question

we want to ask you is well obvious first

thing is congratulations congrat

congrats but uh first question is what's

it like being a dad now that you're a

dad now no

sleep I don't even remember what it felt

like to be properly rested yeah 4 hours

every day no no no no no no six maybe oh

okay yeah do that for five months yeah

okay yeah I knew

that's so B yeah once maybe it's not

just your early it's not just your early

youtubeer was you was younger he was

younger back then not just every you now

I can't do it

anymore godamn oh God no it's great yeah

it's really fun I how was it I guess

having a child in a foreign country

especially like Japan I think a lot of

people be to know like was it was it is

it easy was it was there a lot of funny

little things you didn't expect or

probably more question from Mara to be

honest yeah true you you like chilling

you like yeah you're just chilling man

yeah I mean yeah it's it's different for

sure yeah yeah I'm amazed she was able

to do that like in a foreign

country the [ __ ] were we thinking but

yeah yeah I mean especially cuz your kid

probably has the worst name for Japanese

people to pronounce sound that bad it

how do they say it how do they say how

would the Japanese people

sayun okay cuz I was thinking it was

just going to

beong maybe six but they have the it's

really popular here the baby brand baby

be oh yeah so you just reference there

you go it happened just

now yeah they know it so they're like oh

like oh same same so that works uh so

you got to figure it out that's it it's

easy just just name your kid after a

brand I just remember I asked you I was

like is bero like is that a bad name you

were like no it's

great and now I come here and you say

word double check like is it bad in

Japanese doesn't mean anything else you

asked you asked me is it you asked me is

it a does it mean anything bad in

Japanese yeah and I said no no you said

that's a beautiful name yeah and I think

it's a beautiful name it doesn't change

the fact that I think it's hard for

Japanese people to pronounce talking mad

[ __ ] behind yeah he he was saying the

wildest [ __ ] who the

[ __ ] should we get our coffees yeah it

means bear in oh it's so funny actually

milk for him and soy honey for me yeah

sorry I'm the oak guy but maybe is

coming is coming order oh yeah you want

mine you have M you the guest I didn't

get

Guatemala you did get Guatemala

Guatemala uh sorry what you saying oh no

I had to reorder theirs so that's for

everyone else that's for Kai you and

Alex sorry I forgot what I was going to

say means bear it means bear oh okay

yeah yeah CU we always go to the

vacination and whatever check up and

it's always just me mar and a bunch of

moms yeah Japanese dads don't exist I

one uh well they don't go in the uh you

were saying that it's not common for

Japanese dads to be in the uh the room

when yes the mm's giving birth yeah

which is it's a very Japanese mentality

if you're like ah I'll see him when he's

when he's clean and Stu and yeah it's

also the worst cuz they were also you

know it's against the uhul No No No the

pink killer thing like no you should

have a natural birth as

Welles only reason the Japanese women

are like no yeah yeah yeah you have to

like you have to either go to a specific

hospital or you have to like really push

for common yeah like were you in the

room uh yeah they brought me in for the

finale yeah for the finale so so you

were just like chilling playing I wasn't

there for the entire season but I was

there for the final

episode they gave me a rund down you

know and you like posted on Twitter guys

it was a hard for 12 hours but it was

worth it they they gave you

the they gave you the cliff notes what

were you doing then during the they kept

me at home yeah you you at home you just

chilling like I wasn't even allowed to

be outside yeah W they were like M say

was the one that had to text me too it

wasn't even like the nurses talking to

me or something oh my God so she texting

giving you up yeah yeah yeah and she's

like okay come now and then I yeah I

didn't hear anything for a while and I

was like I wonder if I have time to pee

and then of course as soon as I go to

the bathroom she's like come now and I'm

like uh but yeah they brought me in for

the highlight and everything went great

so yeah happy yeah Japan's service is

really good with child bear so that's a

good part of all that I me they they got

to make it good it's a rare event they

got to get it's becoming once a year

thing they got to make it as appealing

as it Poss yeah I think they have the

lowest child death in in among the world

I think yeah careers I think fertility

is different from birthrate I is it I

can't remember if it is there's a whole

bunch of statistics about it okay point

being no one wants to have babies yeah

well cuz you can't cuz you when is it

your turn yeah when is it I'm doing what

you guys did to me now your

reference how do he know how does he

know okay giv off the glow why are we

ask them watch them bit when when is it

yeah Joey yeah Joey when's what do you

mean you're the married you're you're

the closest G as closest yeah I mean I

mean it's something I mean I talked

about it pressure I was just joking oh

no I get enough pressure for my family

any this is how she got to find out your

M anything compared to going to a family

family reunion getting the 20 different

aunts asking me that's like that's like

hard mode this is just like chill but uh

yeah I mean I guess it will come when it

will this is not any hint stop looking

at my eyes and

like studying my body language to Gemini

he's lying right now actually this

is but uh I think I want a kid sometime

in the next few years that's what I

think I don't I don't kind of know maybe

it'll happen earlier maybe it'll happen

later who knows when you're ready you're

ready yeah exactly were you ready do you

think yeah well yes or no I guess yeah

you get you get nine months to prepare

yeah you're not

prepared

we were yeah we were trying to like uh

find all the pay to pay to win our way

through like getting all the every

Amazon baby machine there is we're going

to solve baby raising I thought you

meant the pay to win for conception I

was just like I guess you do that that

do that too you can do that I guess yeah

uh yeah it's it's hard

so what's the most hardest thing you've

had to learn as a dad sleep sleep for

sure sleep it really kills you after a

while yeah I guess you just have to

sleep when the baby sleeps that's the

common thing that people say yeah what a

great idea Connor just I wouldn't know

the baby doesn't sleep what do you mean

he's got to sleep he's got to sleep at

some point he's when he's got up every

hour go crazy [ __ ] now we're going to

sleep training soon and I can't wait

it's going to be great you just sent

them off to boarding

school this guy suggestions too oh my

God no it's great you should get the

Asian mentality which it just pass it

off to or like their grand

yeah be like that would have been very

helpful like Mom Dad you take care of

the baby for a weekend let us well they

a lot of uh a lot of like um interesting

uh articles have been raised about how

like a lot of people nowadays don't have

their grandparents raising kids and it's

like one of the reasons why a lot of

people don't want to have kids it's like

they don't have any other external

supports when you were when you were

growing up right you had aunts you had

your uh you know grandparents helping

you and whoever else and but now it's

kind of mostly on the parents the

grandparents I mean it's especially

tough like you know in your instance

because all of your family extended

family doesn't live in Japan yeah

grandparents would have been helpful

yeah for sure I think my I think my

older brother because I've got a nephew

I think he moved back to go near my like

parents house like just that makes and

they're pros at that point they're like

no concerns I feel like when you if I

had a kid I'd be very worried about

everything yeah where I think

grandparents are like nah [ __ ] it we'll

figure it out do this you will fine fine

yeah it'll be fine yeah well am I

fine they raed a weird kid I think Mar

is they worrying oh really you're like n

was F it

whatever are there any like weird skills

you have to learn in preparation like

the N9 months much [ __ ] to learn cuz I I

I want to know what I've got like what

I've got to like I guess look forward to

I'll help you

out what's the what's the what's the cuz

I think when I want to have a kid right

I want to like I want to like make him

like cool so I I would start from day

one I'm like all right start showing him

cool stuff right away subconsciously

making him think that like video games

are cool okay I think they will like

that anyway they will like that anyway

but like the right video games I'll give

like two piles of like Foods one will

have Subway Surface one will have Elden

ring and he crawls towards and if he

goes towards the subway stuff he gets no

food that's the so he just has to learn

he goes to boarding

school and then he and then he resents

me but at least he'll be

decision the right this is a joke by the

way

that's an interesting approach yeah

consider it you should you should really

take this like I no children you should

really consider that no no I'll do that

yeah what age do you think you going to

let your uh let your kids start gaming

as soon as possible soon as possible

absolutely gamer baby he's going to be

playing like the worst games you're

going to be disappointed no no no no any

game I'll

play it's like he's five months so they

can't really do much yeah yeah my my

family's like what can you do now I'm

like yeah still a baby like what what

age do they start doing stuff like d d

like poke it with a stick like come on

come on I mean you can play with him for

sure but like yeah it's I me Radley

noises it's not like I they don't St

walking for like another 5 months at

least right we speed that up I didn't

realize how long he I we speed that up a

little bit speedrun

strp Speed Run raise a

CH the walk yeah first words what like

what was it like first words how long

does that take normally can can I should

know that uh no uh I think it's like a

year maybe a year okay I think you learn

a walk before you learn your first words

right or is it the other way around I I

should know that yeah I don't know I

don't know how long does it take yeah

speaking their first words in 11 to 13

months 11 to 13 month Fu they slow aren

they he's already accidentally they they

say mama all the time he doesn't know

what it means this is a sound they make

and I'm like Mom's rigged

it have no chance to be Papa first right

yeah you're done you're done yeah you

can be the cool dad no yeah for sure

you're going to be the cool dad right

well the fun dad I guess yeah okay well

I I saw you've written off cool dad

you're like we'll see I saw you trying

to learn as many cool things as possible

and like this and a short a time period

to impress your son what do you think is

like what what's the funnest thing that

you've learned that you think will be

the most impressive [ __ ] no yeah I

don't know bab are amazed by anything

like you can show him anything and he's

like wow so I don't know must be a big

confidence booster yeah yeah it's great

just seeing the B yeah yeah he laughs at

anything it's hilarious I am pretty

funny I know speak speaking of that I do

love the way BJ laughs it's very cute he

just sounds like an old man he sounds

like an old man he's

like she doesn't know how to laugh it's

really cute yeah I saw you uh when you

you learning your skills you did this uh

the art video where

you off your art journey and I I I am

yeah I saw I don't know you put it in

see I don't think you're on Twitter but

it's kind of sent Twitter into a really

interesting uh conversation a lot people

like what the [ __ ] he actually got good

okay nice a lot of people were very like

imp it was not like any negative or

anything but it was very people were a

lot talking about it a lot like I

definitely don't want to piss off the

art community no it's generally that

there were some people who are like I'm

a lot of people are like that's [ __ ]

up that I took me 5 years years to get

to where he got uh like stuff like that

but you know it was a really it was a

really interesting video you cuz they

hate you yeah and I guess you didn't

even realize people you'd caus a bit of

a conversation on Twitter yeah a lot of

people were talking about it what made

you wanted to get into there I don't

know just a random whim so where's so

what's your dard account I don't have

it I you know I watched I watched that

video and I was watching I was like man

I I I'm impressed that you don't get

frustrated with this and want to stop no

I got really frustrated how how do you

keep going I don't it's for a son

no know real real reasons only Jo I just

want to draw cute anime girls come on

face all right well that's that's a good

enough reason I do get that question a

lot and I I generally I don't know you

don't know you have no idea what I'm

just we a different man all right all

right about the grand s okay all right I

wake up at 5:00 a.m. cuz the kid wakes

you up

yes as soon as I saw you doing that

video and saw you like I'm going to

choose to draw girls I was like yeah my

man my man

knows stra you didn't want to go for

muscular man or maybe that's the next

step yeah muscles are hard I think I

guess that's exactly right yeah that's

fine I'm still doing it I find it

amusing that you found anime girls to

draw easier than like any other art

style do you think anime is just an

easier art style to begin yeah cuz it's

kind of stripped down of it's not

realistic looking right so there's like

there's like a weird formula to it as

well right that's like a little bit

harder to kind of deviate from even if

you wanted to cuz like if you deviate a

little bit from the anime art style it

just doesn't it look yeah yeah yeah you

try and give them lips and it's like

what the [ __ ] is this it looks cursed as

hell you make their draw their nose like

what the [ __ ] is this yeah like an anime

character with dsls just looks a little

bit little weird it doesn't work I think

it's cuz the ice are so big anything

else just kind yeah don't takes up a lot

of room yeah but it gives me hope

because I think I have like negative art

skills and seeing how you should try it

yeah fast yeah I do I do I see how fast

you improved in such a short period of

time or maybe you're just Talent like

naturally talented talented at it I

don't know I don't know you're are good

at a lot of things this annoying you're

so you're so n you're good you have one

floor please yeah

uh God damn it this is the cool dad by

the way what's your what's your biggest

biggest floor what's your biggest floor

uh all biggest

Flor well I I realized the other day I'm

not I'm not actually a good

person okay all right okay elaborate

elaborate well cuz if I'm doing

something nice for other people for

normal people I imagine it's just like

oh of course for me it's like it hurts

me what you well like okay if I'm

driving oh actually we had this

conversation yeah if I'm driving and I

have to let someone go I'm like God

[ __ ] damn you for letting have making

me do this cuz he he was in the wrong

lane right yeah completely the wrong

lane and everyone was lining up in the

right lane which we needed to be in and

and I was like yeah just you know go in

so someone will let you in and then 2

minutes later there was the opposite

situation happened we were ining we were

in the right kept eging me on for the

record no no no and someone else was

kind to join our lane and I was like you

should should let let them in because we

just someone else just let us in and

he's like I don't want

to I was like I was like you're a piece

of [ __ ] you did yeah because I you

because I made you feel bad about it I

do if no one was in the car with you you

would be like I think about all those

times where I'm driving and I have to

make this exit and I'm and some Saint

lets me in the lane he's like fine which

is me cuz I do it me to do it no I don't

want to if I ever see you drive I don't

want you to let me in I know you don't

want to do it I I'll wait for the next

call I think it actually makes me a

better person because it's harder for me

to do it so if anything I'm better than

a good person so why do you do it then

if you don't want to do it cuz I Society

Society societal pressure I would say

Society is working as intended then

because you feel you feel

shame [ __ ] makes me godam it so you

okay so let me get this straight let me

get this straight you're sitting there

you know be beond just finally can't be

the only one just judging come no no no

no beond just gone to bed beond just

gone to bed you finally get an hour to

think you have me you you know you

finally get to relax and think you think

man yeah I didn't let that car I'm a bad

[ __ ] no I don't I don't let it linger

I I don't care no you're definitely not

the only one but you're probably the

first to admit that Society has grounded

you well in that way I think it's it's I

think you know sometimes you do this

thing where okay I think you you're

genuinely nice a lot of the times but

there are sometimes where you're like I

should be nice here and you've decided

to be nicer yeah and that's a conscious

thought that you've made you didn't

think about it and you didn't just

compulsively do it you're like the

options which is way nicer CU you're

making you're making an effort but then

I feel like sometimes I'm like man am I

acting nice is that who I really am but

I but I I still chose to do the nice

thing or perceive nice thing this is too

deep for me I think that I'm good but it

[ __ ] me out it [ __ ] me up sit there

and I'm like am I a bad person that I

didn't immediately think to do I think

if you think you're a good

person but it's also like sometimes you

just sometimes just also in like the

mood to do something nice I gu sometimes

you're just in a happy mood and should

doing something nice always be mood yeah

that's a good point that's a good point

that's a good point do you guys drive

here uh often I don't he doesn't have a

license I've already driven like I I

have a license but I don't drive too

often me what you going to say well I

the reason I realize is because of the

blinking that people do they do use a

hazard lights as a thank you oh yeah

yeah and I asked Conor do you count the

blinks that they give you cuz in my head

I thought this was like a system that

everyone developed this dude made up an

entire kind of system I'm not crazy

explain explain explain so basically

what so basically what fix is saying is

if someone I don't like what this Fu

making me if Felix lets someone in and

then they go into the lane in front of

them and then they click the hazard

lights to Blink say thank you right

Felix is there sitting there being like

they only blinks once yes absolutely

only blinks once that's slap in the face

I was like what are you talking about I

blink once with the that's so people use

the hazard lights in the car to to say

thank you right and I say I press it

once cuz I don't want people to think

there a [ __ ] hazard

yeah no one do this it once yes they do

on highways on highways they do you do

you do it once as like a thank you and

that's they should be they should be

that's that's any more than that you're

going to be like oh they're actually in

trouble listen here's how it works three

blings is like oh dude thank you so much

no that's four is way too much way to an

accident I do really nice thing

sometimes I expect the four just leave

it up I know what to why why turn it off

just say thank you the entire

one is like [ __ ] off that

was no B is [ __ ] off no one does a one

that only Connor does it I no that is

not true what is this the American

tipping system right now yes it is I

gave one blink how bad was my service I

guess I'm just that nice driving then

because I never get it one how many

times do you do it all the time well

like how long how many blinks well three

is like I said thank you so much two is

like all right thank you appreciate it

so it depends never heard this this is

why you don't let people through cuz

they only blink to you once so you think

they're ungrateful exactly they're like

no one's ever grateful enough we're

saying that the amount of you know when

you do the hazard light say thank you it

doesn't matter how many blinks you leave

it on for it matters does that mean how

many thank you you're giving yes it is

that's that's why I leave it at least

three

yes let's

go at least three crazy no I'm Googling

this after because three and more is

there's a fin line between oh my God I

appreciate this so much and help me I I

was driving so glad you're here so here

if someone does two to me I be pissed

yes that's right that's

right no and what would one be one is

just disrespectful I would get that's it

that's

it what are you talking about one is the

same as like getting flipped off okay

Reddit is saying twice I've never heard

in between in between everything Reddit

doesn't know [ __ ] this is like a

language that some people have made for

themselves and no one else is following

you guys have made up this language I'm

not C learn this because this is this

isn't in any like Drive the thank you

yeah the thank you I think it's like a

it's like a virus it spreads like you

just see a guy do it you're like oh that

makes sense I'll do that next time

someone that's how I learned they do

that in the UK and I was like Dad why

are you do putting the hazard lights on

and he was like oh I'm just saying thank

you so that's the most annoying [ __ ] in

UK cuz it's always dark and then they

hazard light you're like [ __ ] I

didn't need that yeah that's why we

already

you know to show real kindness I just

get out of my car and thank them I leave

I use the the the front lights to get

someone's attention that's what I mean

not the hazard lights you use the hazard

lights in UK I Ed I use the front lights

to get someone's attention yeah like

they say thank you and UK with it yeah

you can do that too yeah a especially on

like country no like cuz like what if

someone let you in then you say you

Flink cuz you can't they can't see your

hazard light so you you flick the front

ones to say yeah but they blind you I

don't I like it that's a d That's a dumb

thing oh my you drive a Tesla it drives

the car okay I you don't drive the car

be it's reasons like this that I like

every time I go to a new country I'm

[ __ ] [ __ ] my pants about what the

rules are cuz every rule is different

okay so okay say you're like in ja super

respectful driving rules you have to bow

after you have to stop the car and

bow so

this so this is something I learned when

I was like moved to Thailand so you're

at a junction right yeah and and there's

a car coming and he blinks twice using

front lights what does that mean he's

letting you go he's saying go ahead so

in tiand if you see that that means do

not [ __ ] go cuz I am not going to

slow down so that's psychotic behavior

my brakes are broken that should there

should not be a signal for that you

shouldn't be allowed to communicate that

no that Mak would be perfect for that no

cuz this [ __ ] would be going Dr

the highway [ __ ] flicking the entire

time you a me on when I drive I'm super

nice driver no okay the only time I eged

him on is there was a long line and it

you're like just take advantage take

advantage of the Japanese kindness

that's what he told me the line the line

was literally it was like an hour long

and I was like we could do listen we're

on a tight schedule here drive to the

front and merge and cut in be a dick

right did devil on my shoulder he did it

and we got and we got through right away

it's a huge dick move don't do this but

we were in such a rush so yeah yeah yeah

but no F be like that's a great idea and

I shouldn't have Tau

him he he wanted someone to just

acknowledge Him and say it to him but

now I'm the good person you

know Conor you sure are you sure Conor

yes I'm sure Felix well jeez I guess

Conor skip like a 100 cars cut right in

before the turn off aw yeah that's a

that's an awesome thing to do don't do

that unless he also doesn't tip in Japan

what a damn

joke oh my God so have you uh you think

you've acclimated Japan now then it's

like year now I think I need more time

actually you need more time I mean it

took a long time even UK where I felt

like oh yeah everything's set up I'm

good we didn't go to Greg so you didn't

accl let's just let's just be real okay

that's a side quest you never

fin go back I'll bring you I'll never go

to gr that's just looks so

bad of pocket God Dam what's uh so like

why don't you feel like you've acclimate

like what do I mean what some yeah like

I'm still trying to figure out the town

hall to be honest okay yeah that's don't

worry that's something you'll never

figure out that's part of the

acclamation process figed out fig out

yeah the day you'll remember it is when

you're going to go collect your pensions

like that's the day you'll figure it out

yeah there's still news that I'm like oh

I have to do that and I need this paper

yeah so yeah you know what do you have

the my number card do you have that no

and why would I I don't get it the [ __ ]

is that it's basically like so there are

benefits to it it's like a social

security card Japan what's wrong with my

actual card uh so SL no the z z it's

different it's different so the

basically because Japan is they realize

we're like huh guys we' [ __ ] up here

we have so many different things all on

different paper and computer systems

that are not joining over why don't we

make one card that is allows you to

access all of them in one go oh and so

they have this they made this system but

a lot of old people didn't want to do it

because they're like I don't want the

government have more my [ __ ]

information so a lot of people didn't do

it but uh there are benefits to it which

you can do which are one thing that I

absolutely love if you ever need to

print off documents or documents you

need to go to the City Hall to get you

can print them off at the com with this

car you have to do show you my number

card they SC it's like it's like a

printer it's on the printer there an

attachment on the printer you put it on

so if you ever need to get like tax

documents you don't need to go to the

City Hall you can just go to a printer

and go through the options and get all

the you need to print yeah and like the

jum H is that what it's called that the

resident yeah you can get that as well

from the printer so it's like realize

you were supposed to go to the town hall

for that yeah I haven't even got to I

got the one right and it's this

beautiful sotif for it and you they're

like oh can we see it and then they take

it and I'm like no oh yeah they yeah you

can't copy it they take it yeah I didn't

realize you're supposed to go to the

town hall to get new you to pay $4 for

them to print this [ __ ] thing off I

don't know why and it's on some very

special paper with the biggest QR code

I've ever seen on the B it looks like a

mess uh yeah it's very annoying though

but just doing anything in the town hall

is never fun and and never gets easy all

right so I'm not alone there at least no

no no you you'll never feel wel kind

it's kind of like the DMV of Japan the

DMV in Japan is also bad well it depends

on which one you go to it's it depends

on the branch but every town hall

experience I've had is that I've had to

wait at least like even if it's like

super empty you book out your morning

and afternoon yeah basically you you

waste half of a day doing it yeah have

you renewed your license yet in Japan uh

which which one the driving license oh

that place yeah no I don't need to do

that yet but okay when you that place

you have to do a 2hour lecture no I saw

that [ __ ] that I remember see you do you

just sit in a 2hour lecture of them

talking it's like a really old guy just

pointing at sign saying don't Drunk and

Drive don't don't don't drive too fast

on snow two hours and then you just get

to leave and you get your license it's

ridiculous so point I heard they had

like I don't know if this is true but I

heard they had like a bunch of

foreigners crashing cars in the videos

uh I I didn't see a video it was a

presentation but it's like some weird

propaganda yeah I don't know I was like

what the [ __ ] the worst place in Japan

is where you have to reapply for the

Visa oh the immigration that's like hell

on Earth because they it's like also in

like the worst parts of Tokyo and

there's nothing around there's like no

stop shops there's no [ __ ] train

station near it cargo after cargo like

where the [ __ ] am I what is this I

didn't know there were sketchy places in

Tokyo like yeah that place is [ __ ] and

then got next to like old dangerous

chemical plants like yeah you see people

scribbling like I hate Japan on like the

on the tables and [ __ ] like so

depressing dude Jesus the town hall is

great though they're super friendly the

what the town hall actually Town Hall

yeah H it depends I guess you got a

lucky Town Hall yeah Town Hall Lucky

Town H Lucky Spa the one I live at now

is nice shiny Town Hall well the one

that the one that we used to live at was

a major major area in Sait so it was it

was a like [ __ ] like 12

stories but the one I love it now is

really small and it's there's no one

ever this there's no lines and I'm like

yes the small ones are way better than

the massive ones for sure was fun I do

prefer it now it's way more chill so see

I feel like you have acclim knowing the

fact that like you're going to the

immigration office going to the town

hall getting documents is all the

biggest pain house in the world that I

would call that acclamation God there a

Japanese not have anything better to do

they filling papers all day like God

damn you are finding out no they do not

have anything jaan's economy could soar

through the sky stop by yeah and like

also everything's always different so if

you need to if you change your dress

right you need to go to the new town

hall and tell them that you change dress

which can be a little bit of a joke no

no you first have to go to your old town

hall to break up you got to break up you

got to break up with your old girlfriend

to get with your new girlfriend and then

and then oh wouldn't it be great I don't

know if my driving license could also be

updated in the same town hall no you

have to go to the police station to then

change on the back of your uh your

driving license to get them to put the

new address why the police station

because the police station manages all

the driving licenses which is separate

but why wouldn't you put it all in one

why do I have to go to two separate

[ __ ] places to do this it's

ridiculous what does it say you've just

Googled flying cars or we would be we

would be driving in these if they all

had it all in one system they want to

put this for 2025 or Saka has like this

bump up gu they like a big this is a

helicopter dude that is a helicopter but

but the thing is they probably won't

make it because there's too much like

legalities to go through it's just a

it's a giant drone this just a big drone

I'm going to be so pissed if flying cars

come out like right after I die or

something just get a helicopter do we do

we want flying cars yes I mean cuz he

hates traffic who does it it's going to

be flying car traffic I don't mind

traffic what the [ __ ] actually no that's

that's that's the weird wait wait wait

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait okay

listen listen da why you tell me to cut

through all of

it we were in a rush okay that's

different like daily traffic you know 5

10 minutes traffic it's slowed down for

maybe five minutes I don't give a [ __ ]

about that if it's like an hour jam and

I'm stuck yeah that [ __ ] sucks but

like this guy this one car stops in

front of him he's

like like but internally

yes but on the outside I'm a good person

I I I I can I can feel when you miss the

red light like you're the last car to

miss the red light I can feel your blood

pressure Rising do do you like driving

yeah yeah I drive here I love it driving

in Japan is fun I do like driving in

Japan a lot of people you know I think

one thing that is massively underrated

is driving in Japan because a lot of

people you know the trains are amazing

and definitely do use them that does

feel like pay to win yeah everyone

everyone takes public service so the

roads are all clear it's great it's

great because there's so many there's so

many cool areas of can and so many cool

things that you just cannot access

without a car Def and I think you know

if you if you don't mind driving

definitely do it if you you know maybe

like second or third trip in Japan look

into it it's it's really fun just don't

drive in Tokyo cuz that's a nightmare

it's not even that bad it's not even

that bad London is so much worse yeah oh

I've I wouldn't even like wish that upon

my worst

enemy I got my [ __ ] I got my license in

London he [ __ ] awful yeah he was like

okay so this this Junction is a funny

one um it's a it's a reverse roundabout

with a one-way system uh and if you go

into the car you get executed by a 1930s

law I'm like what what the [ __ ] is this

like the road's not even paved he's like

yeah that's a feature and then the

random taxes you get if you're too big

of a vehicle in a certain Road or

something I don't know how it works I

just got a

bill same here or like taking some kind

of roads and there's a congestion charge

I didn't know that tolls in the UK what

the [ __ ] you have to go through the toll

and then go home after go online yeah

and then say hey I was on the toll I'll

pay it with my credit card who thought

of that system yeah and if you don't pay

it you get because you know maybe you're

going to meet your family you forget to

you know you forget about it CU I'm my

first thought is is like I want to pay

this bill uh you forget about it you get

fined out the ass for being late why

would you not just like that that's like

going to a restaurant and you having to

pay once you got home I think I think

cuz they want to fine you they want to

get fines cuz that they can so much

money I I mean it's more like efficient

cuz you don't have like a like you know

a gate or Tollgate where people like

lined up still [ __ ] slow but yeah

it's still [ __ ] slow but so many

times I've had a toll and I didn't know

I needed to pay until I got back and

they were like you are late and you have

to pay 00

uh because I saw like one sign that says

you need to pay and I was like well I

I've already D driven past it so I don't

know any of the details I needed to and

you're driving it's not like you can

write down a note like on your phone or

some like yeah that's what I'm saying

yeah it's kind of dumb where in Japan

they just have the ETC card which is

really nice yeah Rock up that is nice

that is very nice that just sounds like

a scam it a scam it totally SC [ __ ] up

every [ __ ] tall is a scam oh damn

it's kind of like American Healthcare

like after you're done like here's the

bill by the way

yeah do Caravan don't worry about it you

owe us three limbs you were in a coma

and the interest was

crazy be started on inflation God damn

have you had a lot of time to travel

around Japan now uh not that much you've

been traveling a bit in yeah we went on

a trip with bej our first Trad went too

and

atami it was really good really enjoyed

it ni to finally be able to travel with

the baby as well even though it was hard

everything takes like 3 hours longer

than you should but no it's good it's

really fun uh those places are good we

went up the volcano thing yeah yeah

beautiful Fuji is one with the black

eggs like the onset oh no that's

that's to scam by is close yeah I don't

scam it is close yeah same prefix I mean

that area is all really nice yeah we

haven't gone far though like I think

furthest we went was Ula so yeah you

haven't gone to kushu yet no oh kushu

and

my we were planning to go but we were

like that's too far with the baby yeah

yeah I mean for kushu it's it's kind of

tough cuz it's like and and Hokkaido too

it's like five hours train or 2our

flight but then flights suck so and

you're like h i don't they defin these

flights not good I me no flights are

good I mean it's better than normal but

it's still still miserable okay it's

like a flight sucks and if you go with

shinin you can only go to like the very

like beginning of Q and the rest of it

is all cover no no no you you can the sh

goes the way to um um uh Kashima does it

yeah I thought it stops in uh [ __ ] H

you have to tr you have to change and

then there's another bullet train that

goes all the way down to karashima I did

not know that and there's one that goes

to Nagasaki they have their own

completely own bullet train it's

completely different design it's really

cool they've got like a wood version I

did not know that it's really cool um

shine yeah goes to yeah wow I did not

know that show that can you can you show

the uh the wooden shinen you no no no

it's it's been around for a while really

oh [ __ ] cuz my understanding of shon s

is you could only go as far as okay

um just like

has interior wooden bullet trains yeah

there's like one that has like a really

beautiful oh

[ __ ] uh oh it's a I didn't know that was

a shinan no no no it's one of them maybe

it is maybe I got it wrong there is one

that's really nice and K also has the

seven seven C this extremely luxury

classical they know how to make it fancy

they make a lot of things fancy I was

going to say with how fast the Shen

content is going do you want it to be

built out of woods it's just no no sorry

like the inside they have like a little

wood okay when I when I saw wood was

like what the friction of the air bur in

Flames just

like it's like Shing gunon ghost wooden

sh G bad idea just SP just flying

everywhere plastic she well I guess yeah

they got their own little weird one look

at that it's got like an interior

Japan's train culture is just on another

level yeah I can see why TR exist man

the middle one yeah I didn't know that

was a thing until one TR yeah no no

before it they're insane yeah there's no

talk everything in Japan but definitely

one for trains oh that's a render

Jesus well that's not what I look like

have you guys ridden the not the

business but the first C inan can in

yeah the grand class Grand class it's so

good I've still never done never can

never go back grand class it's so good

it's so good cuz it's like a it's like

an extra 30 bucks on top of the green so

I guess normal it' be like an extra 50

bucks is this only for certain Shin

consense only for ones that go north oh

so yeah so Jr East and West are

separated and it's only uh Jr East that

that has the new cars the Jr cuz even

the green cars so there's three classes

in you normal green and Grand but uh the

one that goes to Oraka only has green

and normal and the green one is a lot

older and it's not as nice and then even

if the you go uh East or North uh the

green is really nice as well a lot more

spacious a lot nicer but the grand class

is amazing and it's like an extra 30

bucks it's quiet and you get you get

unlimited beverages any beverage you

want you get food you get snacks as and

you get your own personal service it's

more sound isolated yes yes way quieter

and fully reclining chair I might have

to it's so don't sleep on it the problem

is that most tourists don't do it

because you can't you can't get the um

you can't use the rail pass on it right

and it chinon is already quite expensive

um so you add on an extra so C like the

longer you go the more it costs but then

you get more value out of it so it's

worth it it's it's definitely worth it I

took it I took it yesterday from uh oh

Fancy no which is a three hour I get

fancy sometimes three-hour bull train I

think it was a lot of time I think it

was niman yeah for the ticket and I

think the regular is uh so two uh so

20,000 yen and the is 12,000 okay so

it's I guess it's like 8,000 Yen more

which is what 50 bucks yeah but I think

the amount of coffee and tea I drank

was they have an espresso machine that's

the important thing oh they make it all

fresh I don't think it's espresso

machine like four over but it's all

really good and they give you these

chocolates these little sea salt

chocolates I get chocolates well it's

cuz they don't like you

okay okay it's it's the free you didn't

blink when you let them in yeah yeah you

didn't do full blinks I need get a snack

you get snacks you do yeah you get like

a it's really really nice what's your

like bucket list right now of like

places you want to visit next hokido for

sure yeah yeah I was I was kind of

pissed I missed out last year cuz all of

a sudden everyone was in hokido I think

you were in hokido Chris was in Ido Mar

was like I'm going to Ido with my friend

I'm like cool I'll just stay

here it's it's just fun the snow

festival or something like that yeah the

snow I actually didn't like the snow

Festival much I heard that good last

year it was it was it was okay like the

stuff's really impressive but you kind

of see one and you're like this is

really cool it's really impressive and

then you have to like waddle through so

many people that's never fun and then

you're like okay I got see another one

let's wad again more busy because it's

been a while since it was over open

because of co uh yeah absolutely it was

delayed for like two years yeah exactly

and I mean it's definitely like amazing

to look at but I wouldn't plan a trip to

go see it because I just think that you

it's so hard to do anything on that

period it's there all the restaurants

are full uh all the hotels are really

expensive it's it's okay but I feel like

sapora is just better for The Vibes in

general like go go for the city not for

the snow Festival like it's such a cool

City I mean that area is just so cool in

general [ __ ] so much to do uh I

always thought the snow Festival would

just be like a nice little extra if I

got to experience it even like the

country side of H is dope as [ __ ] it's

some of the most beautiful scenery I've

ever seen in Japan my favorite ice cream

place in the world is in Hokkaido my

favorite soup curry place in the world

me

too the goat and they're right next to

each other 30 minut Drive they they're

not right 30 minut drive it's yeah it's

like 2 but it's worth it because you eat

the amazing soup carry you're so full

you're like God I'm so full I wish I had

ice cream let's drive 30 minutes to get

ice cream it's so good iceam totally

it's this it's this Farm uh and in they

open winter and and spring and both both

times it looks really beautiful because

and it's uh right um it's got a

beautiful view of Mount yote um and so

you can have this amazingly homemade

gelato uh and then have like a coffee

with the with the milk from the farm

everything milk you get like processed

please ask me for the photo I'll dude

we've said this on the podcast in the

Pasto has just likeed F God your food

okay I'm actually not a fan of their

milk uh we get your crunch

gun it's it's just way too [ __ ] heavy

I don't I don't I don't drink the milk

straight I have it in things like the

butter it's amazing okay it's amazing

but like I remember like every staying

in like every hotel in Hokkaido uh they

have like they give you like the H and

then for breakfast and I take like two

sips and I'm like I'm not even hungry

anymore this is this is just like

drinking cream it's one step away from

your well it's like it's like 400

calories of [ __ ] yeah that's all I need

baby definitely recommend H some

beautiful really really

beautiful choose like fun Vibes where

everyone's really happy and really chill

and everyone wants to chat Hokkaido is

more like you go for like an amazing in

kind of kind of chill vacation what are

you giggling

about what are you

[ __ ] [ __ ] high school again

shaking

toes my God sorry you were saying I'm

just [ __ ] it's fine I gu I'll go my own

I'll I'll [ __ ] myself I'll play foot

myself it's fine I can I can I can reach

I can I can reach down where are you all

I don't know where you is that you is

that you or is that Felix I don't know

who's this am I touching is it joeyy

fcking godamn it I'm fing with Joey

again I take all the love you didn't

smile at all oh yeah somehow Japan is

the aside from my home country the

easiest place I have to uh get away with

the name I have normally people would

just look at my name and just start

having a panic attack so Japanese people

get it right yeah cuz it's Mano which is

like all you know Japanese Katakana

sound I've started booking restaurants

under a Japanese name cuz I'm so of like

who are

you I want to know which surname you

decided to

pick what name what Le name have you

decided to pick I I just chose

Tanaka because I realized I realized

especially especially when uh cuz

sometimes I would call up and when I

would say my everything would be going

smoothly I'd be like I want to reserve

you we got an opening I got this and

then I'd be like oh here my name they're

like huh it's just like an awkward like

five minutes I'm like I'm just going to

say this [ __ ] name and then when I

turn up because it doesn't matter

there's no iding I just say this I just

find a [ __ ] hilarious that you book

under Mr Tanaka and then you rock up to

the [ __ ] restaurant you're like uh oh

they always they always go like

huh yeah t same with me so it's fine

trust me this I I I know this sounds bad

but it works it genuinely works that's a

good idea I'll be Tanaka especially if

you call if you if you're calling it

definitely helps cuz like you can I feel

like I'm I'm nailing this conversation

going perfect and they get to the name

I'm like yeah they're

like for for a while I just kept saying

Conan like k k I was like oh they'll

know that because I'd say Conor and they

like K and they're like I don't know I

don't know the [ __ ] anyone know this guy

saying your name is so simple though

yeah I I know I'd be like Kanan they're

like like Kanan oh oh

con I know

con you know I in Japan you have to be

so specific when when you write down the

name for the bank

oh I had to read out my entire name

middle name like Felix Arvid ol

shellberg over the phone no no you have

to do it the last name first yeah first

name then middle yeah it makes no

[ __ ] sense but that was a nightmare

to spell out over the phone that's the

worst thing ever and of course it was

wrong so they call again and have to do

the whole [ __ ] thing again it's not

my [ __ ] problem you I was like I just

email it to you and they're like no well

no that was the worst part cuz one time

I had a fraud detection didn't call up I

was sending myself money uh and they

were like we need to make sure it's not

fraud I was like why of course like it

says my name but they do that in UK too

yeah yeah and he was like you know uh he

because he was speaking English to me it

was It was kind of to the point where I

was like I think I think I think my

Japanese which is bad is better than his

English like that he's like you know LLY

Russia

bad and I was like what do you you

always say that my banker said it too no

way really he was like fraud must check

I was like Russia bad I was like what

are you like I'm not russan what are you

talking about I I got no Russian any so

uh and then he's like what's your email

and so and I'm reading out this email to

him and it's like a 9-h hour process of

me going c b d and he's like D no no no

[ __ ] Z he's like what this I'm like no

and then we get to the end and then it's

do UK because I'm UK and he's like I

don't know what the [ __ ] that is I

put.com

no through all of

way my official documents on some bills

that I pay are just have misspellings as

well like my my inst and I haven't

gotten it changed yet because I've been

putting it off even though I definitely

should get it changed verying over you

uh but yeah my do do do do foreign

immigrants have this problem when they

come to the like UK or America they're

like ah [ __ ] I misspell my name from

Brian to Bryant do you know what I don't

understand you're Bob now Brian's too

hard do you know I don't understand so

on my Internet bill so when I signed up

for my internet I had to spell my name

spell it again but also there was this

process where I had to scan my ID card

and send it to them for them to like you

know double check that I am a real

person and I'm like there is absolutely

no way I could [ __ ] they could [ __ ] this

up and I get my Internet bill back and

it still to this day says Grant I do not

know how they [ __ ] that

up they they're in on it they're in on

it like just like and I can't be

bothered to change it as well because it

was like such a you you you know when

you have like to change your name it's

just a 5 minute process turned into an

hour long oh no no no there's there's

such thing as a [ __ ] five minute

process in Japan nothing is a 5 minute

process it's it's [ __ ] annoying

that's the worst part for sure so that's

you know so I think you're fully

acclimated now you just need to do a

little bit more yeah if you can relate

to all these know the me have you had

your bank like close your bank account

as your Visa is renewing have you had

that happen no so the bank will send

every time I'm about to Vis Vis they'll

be like hey your Vis coming out they

don't close it they freeze it right they

freeze it but the thing is is that the

bastards they freeze it before your

visas run out right they'll freeze it

like a few days before which I think is

so [ __ ] cruel yeah why do they do

this at least free okay I can understand

if you freeze it when it expires I'm

like okay I get it you want to you want

to [ __ ] be strict on this law I got

it you're right but a few days before

come on man I still got [ __ ] going I

still got time why you leaving the last

minute to get your I I'm not but

sometimes what happens is that what

happened last time is that uh when I was

renewing my Visa they um the immigration

just said we like like hey we want like

another month to go over it we just want

to [ __ ] with you a little bit yeah I was

like we went another month and I was

like what but my bank so so the I had to

go to my bank and like explain and it

was like an hour and a half thing where

I'm like no I'm definitely getting it I

promise but I I have this thing in my

password that says I'm here for another

month so can you let me have it and

they're like they go back they always go

they always go back and forth with the

manager and it's like what is it can you

just come over here and help me with

this please come on man I'm I'm trying

to do stuff today the manager cannot

talk to Mere

peasants I must go through someone

that's my that's the worst thing I think

about Japan and like service industry is

that when when you have a problem you

can't just talk to someone who knows the

they always have to keep going back and

forth with someone who knows and it's

like why so why do they freeze it like

what's the reason I think it's I'm not

sure I think the UK doesn't close it

immediately I think there's a there's a

window I'm not sure I think it's some

kind of their justification of like you

know you've lost your Visa you you know

we don't want to well a great man once

said Russia bad must check for fraud

yeah maybe that's they'll call me up

I'll be like why is it frozen he's like

Russia

bad that's all I got to say that's

literally what he said I I just remember

being on the train platform waiting and

he's in my ear says that and I just

burst out laughing I'm like no way he

just said that it's probably how we

sound like in Japanese I sound way worse

Russ uh let's see what's

this yeah it's we we get treated with

the we get treated with the the past

crimes and the fraud fraudsters yeah I

do for being foreign one thing uh one

thing I wanted to ask uh which is

something that I guess I've thought

about

uh which is you know when I when I

eventually decide to be a dad now with

trash he's thinking about it now with

trash taste now now with trash taste

there is just so much content on me out

there and it's always going to be out

there and I what are you implying no

okay how you how do you feel what are

you

actually okay okay Bon comes in he's

like da what is apology

video did Dad do bad

no you

weren why was that the first video you

out of the thousands of videos I have I

try to block all of it no because I

think YouTubers are getting to that

point now where there I think there are

some YouTubers who kids that are getting

old enough to have started to become old

enough to really watch and understand

because there's never been a I don't I

think the oldest YouTuber kids I can

think of that like were growing up after

the YouTube and all that stuff I think

like I don't know like Phil to Franco or

something I don't know also it's just

weird to me because you think about you

know think about your own parents and

you have no kind of bearing of what they

were like when no [ __ ] clue yeah yeah

yeah you hear stories and it's almost

like alien you hear a story from like an

aunt or an uncle about how oh your your

parents were like this and you're like

this that's that's that's a fake person

it's actually smart though cuz you're

preloading like you know those iPad kids

it's like yeah my kid's an iPad kid but

he only watches

dad he's i' I've curated playlist of the

greatest hits to babysit to babysit my

son it's not weird he watches only

me that's pretty good actually would

that

be psychopatic you could probably you

could probably convince your kid long

enough to be like no no this his dad

talking to something to boy also because

it's like you get the ad R for it's just

culating it's going in the F son my kid

is making me so much Bang from just

watching my playlist also you can

discipline your kid for playing too many

video games ever again cuz they could

just they could just like they just load

up the re being

like I calculated how many hours you

know okay okay uh just while because I'm

going to forget if I don't say this

remember that one time well I don't

remember the last podcast I brought up

that you sang Take On Me Yeah in in

Sweden we did it 3 2 one withing

away I don't know what I to say I'll say

any another

day

sh take oh we did it yeah did oh my

[ __ ] God I told you not to no it was

great show in Sweden we did a

Justice Take On Me in front of the it

was great it was great it was great it

was great yeah it was great is there in

any cringe compilations how can I see

this no it was in the win compilations

by fail army soone was mine so was mine

no it wasn't son's going to see that and

be like it's a it's a fun song to sing

it was it wasn't the same cuz there

wasn't like the shot of just the crowd

having the Thousand Islands there they

didn't me

dirty that was that was the first Ninja

moment you know when he's like why we

I'm not seeing enough movement okay we

don't need to bring up this will not see

these videos that will not be in the Cur

playlist

yeah whenever VI something bad and

you're like scolding him you'll just be

like don't T I have the

receip just pull the iPad God I just

realized yeah there's too much well I

mean I think it's fun too like we're

that'll be really fun I think yeah that

be cool and we're doing the Vlogs now

like I don't have any videos of me as a

kid so I have no idea what it was like

so I think it'll be fun to to watch that

kind of stuff yeah for sure yeah because

the the you did you have those like

family photo books when you were growing

up oh totally yeah and there you could

you could kind of figure out roughly

what was going on but it feels so feels

so cool looking at like just a still of

of yeah watch those forever I have a

shitload of like family videos cuz my

really I I didn't have any it' be so

cool I kind of wish that like I think

it'd be so cool for my kid to see me

like 20 just doing my thing be my it's

painful to watch yeah but it'd be cool

dude I'd love to see my dad

so sick like I I kind of feel like that

secondhand embarrassment of like damn I

was cringe as [ __ ] like when whenever I

look at some of these videos cuz I'm

just like N I wouldn't I I wouldn't say

that like I think you know you you'll

you'll like you know if you have a good

relationship with your dad you'll love

your dad and you'll be like man it's so

[ __ ] cool just seeing my dad hold no

my my parents use it to roast the [ __ ]

out of me there are two types of memory

keeping want to to [ __ ] someone over

whenever whenever my dad puts on like a

family video of me and my sister like

you know I'm like like four years old 5

years old that's just cute yeah no like

my mom is sitting there being like oh

look at you you're so cute my dad's like

no look at you your balls haven't

dropped yet your little

[ __ ] bro he's roasting a [ __ ] how old

are youting a todler bro can't fight

back why is he roasting toddlers son you

sound like a squirrel puber at four your

dad your dad was 100% the kind of dad

that when you all started doing like

sports he was like [ __ ] Joey [ __ ]

why you winning [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah it's

like you lost that's

cringe that's the dad I strive to be oh

my like the one family uh video I

remember is like my dad trying to like

my dad taking me to and my parents

taking me to the playground yeah and my

mom just lets me play around and stuff

and my dad's like the [ __ ] the

[ __ ] grind set guy he's like I get on

the monkey bars and I give up halfway

and he's like going again really he like

we don't quit in this house again don't

don't quit halfway through and I go and

again give up and he's like no I'm going

to pick you up and you're going to learn

how to do these monkey balls oh really

yeah that's awesome yeah you find that

helpful I too young to say I was too

young okay but I just mean in General

trying to understand what's the good

parenting talken

please I feel like letting them learn a

little bit on their own is a good way

because I remember I one of the reasons

why I how long how old were you guys

when he learned how to ride a bike I

was six think I just unlocked a memory I

remember I don't remember being being in

my driveway and doing it when I was like

I feel like I taught myself I don't

remember really oh [ __ ] did you ever

have like the training wheel phase or I

did yeah of course yeah [ __ ] tore it

up yeah so like my when my dad tried to

teach me how to ride a bike uh he just

completely skipped the training wheel

stage he was just like he was just like

get good and riding is a

it was like son you just got to grind it

out if you fall over don't worry just

get up and just stop being a [ __ ]

[ __ ] the wheels off the parent goes

with the kid right so they're holding it

in case they're like yeah my dad used to

like like hold the back of the bike and

then he'd be like all right I'm going to

let go and I'm like Dad please don't and

when you do it anyway and then yeah i'

get fall you fall and then you get hurt

you cry you try again and then

eventually do it yeah I think that's

just Asian Dad I think this just an

Asian Dad got scar here

last I think my parents were just like

please stop cuz I just kept doing dumb

[ __ ] I used to like you know I would see

a bump and I'm like I'm going to

jump no I was I was too much of a [ __ ]

to do stuff like that I just had no

sense of fear as a kid and then I got it

when I fell really badly one time and I

was like 15 everyone's going to learn

somehow I was like oh [ __ ] this is scary

[ __ ] around and found out this is

[ __ ] scary like it really [ __ ]

hurt Christ yeah that's that's how all

those Red Bull [ __ ] athlete people

become those crazy people they just like

they they just don't get they just don't

get hurt for a long enough of a time

until they're an adult and then they

they they can't learn it now they're

like all right I'll break my arm or

they're like oh well it didn't kill me

so I guess I'll I can do it again yeah

those Red Bull sponsorships pay too good

I can't CH back now I got to do the free

running championship and the

slang I know sometimes I see how far the

Adrenaline Junkies go and I'm like how I

kind of get it you I love you have a

little bit of that you have a little bit

of that but there's a certain moment

where like bungee jumping I I would have

been doing love to do that all day that

was so fun hell I would never do that

would you do like I don't know what the

actual name is but the one where you

just jump off a [ __ ] cliff with

aeing oh with a with a a paragliding say

really bad oh that that just seems like

instant death paragliding I really want

what I really want to do that my

intrusive thoughts would take over like

why I just you have a guy who steers it

for you cuz you you can't you mean the

squirrel suit thing right that looks

[ __ ] sick I want I want to do that

looks so

fun I got train I got a train I got a

train it looks cool but when I'm not

doing it I would GL if you told me like

Conor we could hook it up you can go and

learn how to do it I'd love to that' be

F what I've always wanted to know is how

do you learn how to do something like

this because presumably it's an activity

if you [ __ ] up once well it's like

skydiving right you have to do x amount

of hours like tandem with a professional

and like really like learn how to do it

you have do a lot of hours like L of

these jobs like like like cave diving

requires hundreds of hours like of

experience that's how a lot of them

manage so it's just you just have to be

a hobby and do it with an instructor a

lot yeah it's really really you have to

really really be dedicated to it um but

obviously PS pretty well when you do it

when you do get certified or whatever cu

no one else is [ __ ] I think the most

extreme thing I would attempt to learn

or attempt to do a scuba diving I really

want to go scuba diving but that's not

it's kind of it's super dangerous pretty

[ __ ] danger yeah it depends how deep

you go but how deep are we talking even

going like 40 m is really really like

that doesn't sound much that sounds like

nothing 40 M is so much that's so d i

stand

up that's nothing yeah at which at which

point does sunlight stop penetrating

like it's like 5 m nah yes well even

like even like free diving without okay

first of all you first of all with with

scuba diving at like 40 m you have to

start decompressing and that's the scary

part you just sit there in the water for

like an hour yeah you can't you can't

just you can't just it people do and

they die that's beta [ __ ] skill you

it uh I'll Google the okay you while you

Google cuz I've done in the Philippines

I did the thing where like you put on

that like water uh hel I saw that on

your vog and then you you go to that was

10 m okay and that was a lot on your

body oh really and it doesn't feel like

like you look up and it's like oh I'm

not even that far from the surface but

you just you feel that pressure as

you're going down like your body just

gets so heavy and I'm like I can't

imagine going double that first 10 m

water already absorbs more than 50% of

visible light that's at 10 m yeah deps

below 1,000 M receive no light from the

surface whatsoever you said 40 for the

we said 40 so [ __ ] idiots but the

amount of I'm saying it's already it's

at 40 m I think it's already really

[ __ ] dark yeah it gets in the water

but there's so much [ __ ] in the water

like dirt and stuff you're not going to

be able to see anything I don't want to

sco it

there well yeah cuz it's like the the

amount of just the amount it's not even

the sunlight thing or anything it's just

the amount of pressure on your body at

40 M is so much for your body that if

you immediately like just come up to the

surface you get you get [ __ ] up this

seems like the kind of thing I have no

knowledge of and that's why I'm just

like that seems silly just float yeah

just hold your breath on what's a big

deal just swim up just swim up I'm

trying to find how long you'd have to

wait uh to I don't know how you you'd be

waiting which is the scariest part

because you're like what if something

goes wrong and you know you need to

decompress the it says according to some

sources the theoretical limit of human

body pressure underwater is 1,000 M

which is 100 atmospheres of pressure

that's the theoretical limit that's the

theoretical limit I me people people

dive to like hundred something yeah um

which is crazy and that's still insane

yeah well the reason why I think you can

dive off of breath way deeper and come

back up no issues than you can if you

use the tank M cuz the tank uses

different us it uses like a a nitrogen

uh mix uh not nitrogen um 60 M some I

don't know what what's in a scuba diving

tank you it's it's like a mix between

it's a very concentrated thing that

helps decompress you not to compress you

like keep you your head not hurting

while you're diving 79% nitrogen 21% off

yes nitrogen okay was right it's like a

nit and so then when you're coming up

the the you'd have like bubbles in your

blood otherwise Cal too fast they [ __ ]

you yeah it's really [ __ ] scary yeah

your blood boils what similar hardcore

you would do I don't [ __ ] a

sheep I would do

like sorry sorry sry that's just in your

bloodline sorry sorry sorry sorry S I

feel you want to go skydiving right I I

want to do skydiving let's do skydiving

I could do like jumping off stuff at a

depending on you do BU jumping yeah I

would do jump I feel like I judge you

Joey but I I yeah I'm not doing anything

you want do BU jumping no dude it's so

fun seen the videos I wouldn't do bungee

jumping but I would do skydiving wait

what I do not skying [ __ ] because to me

like it my my like whole thing of it is

I am more scared of like the awkward

height than I am like the really really

high heights you know what I mean I I

kind of yeah I kind of understand like

I'm okay like people when people are

like afraid of heights right like

there's lots of different levels I feel

like I'm Not Afraid going on like an

airplane like even though you're a lot

higher right but I get the most nervous

the most nervous I get with Heights is

when you're like looking over looking

over like a 10 story building dude it's

so fun though that's I get and like do

you get that voice in your head to say

it would be cool to jump no my in my

head is that just me no in my head no in

my head I'm just like I better step away

before someone PES that's what's so good

about Bunch jumping is that you get that

voice and you're like let's do it and

then you get like you get this beautiful

moment where for about a second you are

just speeding up weightlessness and

there's not you feel nothing but just

[ __ ] the ground rushing towards you

it's so cool that sounds terrible no

it's amazing it's such a rush yeah but

like I've like that that's amazing I

want to it's so fun and then and then

you get the fun part of the bungee where

you get to fly it's really fun just a

scene from inception right that's how

you that's how you get the kick you just

get jolted for way but like to me

skydiving is way less scary than bungee

jumping for I think it's actually I

think skyd is also safer than bungee

jumping I would I think pretty sure

there's more deaths in bung jump

heard well a lot of the places where you

can bunge jump um uh not they're the

best Rocky Ravines well it's it's kind

of like some dude and his cousin who

bought a bungee cord and were're like

let's do it yeah I would trust Japan

with bu bunge jumping yeah Japan is the

one place I was like I I'll definitely

do bungee jumping here I I would trust

any other but also like another big

thing is that you know if okay worst

case scenario something goes wrong in

skydiving versus something go goes wrong

in bungee jumping I feel like they're

both bad they're both F they're both bad

but I feel like at the height you're

jumping at skydiving you're you're just

like it's it's just instant death

actually no it's not is it not no

because terminal velocity so there's at

a certain point you reach the max speed

you could go which is like I think it's

how many stories is it can you go what

is Max velocity for falling off a

building I think it's like uh 20 stories

or something so it's like this you

jumping from like 50,000 the same for

your body Landing as jumping from like

uh we'll find out now

um hey and if you land in

trees all right if you land in trees

yeah but assuming like open field just

going to give up yeah yeah I I feel less

stressed knowing that I have I can do

nothing to save myself oras if I'm like

you got to try when if if I'm jumping

off a cliff I'm like well it's going to

be like the worst pain in my life but

let's just break my legs and most my

back someone says some dude on a forum

says you'd reach terminal Voss in about

4 and a half seconds of folding that's

pretty quick second so four half let's

say that guy's right which you might

it's still pretty fast uh yeah it's very

yeah but like it's you're saying like

that's like M an hour it says yeah so

that's like this you know you jumping

from a big building would have the same

effect on your body when you land is

jumping from a

50,000 right that makes sense so G you

would just find like concrete to fall on

or something you'd be like just want

this over I just just like just like

make it quick make it isn't your best if

there was a pool right next to did you

not land in the pool no no you die if

you hit the pool oh [ __ ] cuz the surface

tension of the water pool what where

should you land then uh you should land

on the ground and spread out your body

take the guarantee full damage death is

that like the elevator thing where

you're just supposed to lay down yeah

because your your all the force is being

distributed across your body I heard you

just was Landing trees that's all I know

I think trees is good because you have a

chance of like hitting a bunch and

stumbling before you if you're in like

do or is that just in cartoons well I

think if you can any way you can kind of

kill the speed before you land as good

even if it hurts a [ __ ] T like someone

was it that woman in the gorilla suit

have survived she survived with the

gorilla suit when her parachute didn't

I'm not kidding Google this gorilla suit

gorilla suit save skydiver type that in

that's so F she was wear it was a

charity skydiving event I believe and

she jumps out with this gorilla

suit uh and uh I think Colorado's one on

Sky uh be that one I think it was people

do live but G you would just fall in

with like same with like aanes like

people who grab onto like debris or

something really help like that

increases your chances massively of

surviving okay but here's the thing

hypothetical situation do you try to

survive in that

situation you just am I the only one

who's just like yeah I guess I guess my

time has come you're too content with

dying you just want to die God it sounds

like you want okay okay if if you're in

like if you're in like a p uh plane CR

do you like just you know go to the

brace position bra position all the way

if there's if there's a one shot chance

I can survive awesome I'm taking look

around everyone doing the braak and

you're like what a [ __ ] is stands

up

like i' be like guys well it's been a

good run let me just please that's the

only

time I I I never I never I've never

smoked like cigarettes but the one time

I think I would smoke a cigarette as if

I know I'm about to die like all right

well [ __ ] it who's going to

lie did you feel like an appropriate

response to diey you know I had a moment

where I was trying to find like what to

do in all these like hypothetical

scenarios and it was so irritating

trying to find the answers cuz you it's

like yeah you're probably [ __ ] because

even if you survive a plane crash right

odds are you're flying over the ocean

yes which makes it immediately [ __ ]

impossible difficulty you're just done

and then the question is in my head I'm

like do I have do I have it in me to

want to survive once I survive this

crash that's what I'm saying do I want

to go through the all people trying to

find me do I want to have to survive

this sounds like a [ __ ] bullach I'm

going to this just sounds like too much

work I'd rather die instantly actually

you know what I'm on gun side now [ __ ]

this damn just a [ __ ] hustle isn't

that yeah I remember there was one where

it's like just reset the

server if you fall through ice yeah I

was like okay what do I do like

that could happen you walk in a ice Lake

you fall in what do you do they're like

oh grab your ice piics to pull yourself

up I'm like if I I clearly don't have

those in this scenario get your go go

[ __ ] out machine and get the [ __ ] out of

there I think you just would grab both

sides if you can hopefully and then well

you slay

out yeah get a leg in I don't know what

what do you do just cry I think you just

[ __ ] at that point it's like have you

seen that video of the guy who's trying

to swim under the ice to the other side

cuz they put and the guy can't find it

and his friends are like slamming the

top like here you [ __ ] that is

anxiety I feel like there are some life

or death situations that you know I feel

I could survive where do you draw the

line then where do you fire name name

name a life and death situation you

survive 100 out of 10 times like even

though even though it said like sence

says I won't I feel like I could just

Survive by just the ego of my own way of

thinking like what give me give me jump

jumping off a bridge

right okay what bridge like Golden Gate

Bridge gold Gate Bridge you survive you

no you don't survive I feel okay I feel

like you know what everyone tells me

surface tension is a thing but I feel

like wiggle your legs right before yeah

just just like if I have you know just

like make yourself into like a [ __ ]

pencil or something I feel like I I get

I get it it's just like you you would

break your your arms or legs at best

that's that's what that's what science

says who trust science to me water go

splash that's what I'm saying right some

people believe in the I think it's a I

think it's a myth but they throw a like

a rock or something to break the Surak

but I think it's a myth I think it's

actually I think that was Prov in

MythBusters SS MythBusters episode yeah

okay yeah but I saw this guy who broke

recently broke the the highest freef

fall into water record can you this uh

it's like type in world record free fall

into

water it should come up have you ever

had this thought where if you were in

like a like a elevator that dropped if

you just jump at the last moment yeah

obviously that's the only logical thing

to do right right you definitely

survived that right you're supposed to

lay down that's what I learned but it's

that's not fun I'd rather just try

Jumping Jesus if it's frame perfect I

think I think it was you can get away

with it it's skish really angle angle

perfect and frame perfect just no no

one's just achieved it yet oh yeah 4

days ago you have to pause buffer as you

fall you fall 150 M hour I'll put it in

the group I'll put in the group higher

than that yeah Stronger Yeah I put I'll

put it in the group so you can show the

guys uh what is this your uh Googling

Corner this is the guy look at this look

at this free fall jum let's I want to

see gone do you reckon you survive this

all right send it to K how you get it on

I was a Norwegian um yeah of course it's

[ __ ] of course it's nor they have

nothing to

do what do the swedes do what do they do

we play video games move to Japan play

video games leave Sweden that's why

there's so many swets online there's

nothing else to do

actually we have the same problem

whenever whenever I played Cod back in

the day there was always a Norwegian or

Scandinavian person that was just so

good at it and you're like [ __ ] you

there's nothing else to do I don't know

I don't know how the [ __ ] you got on

that tangent basically Okay g you're not

[ __ ] surviving the no like I know I'm

not but I feel like I think you you feel

actually you know what I think I could

what the [ __ ] is this a dumb idea

spreading well that's trash taste okay

make sure your kid does not watch Trash

T Joe what are you

surviving um kangaroo attack like what

what what what is something what is a

situation someone says is like dangerous

but you're like I think I think I could

come out of this oh bear attack a bear

attack I I think if a bear is right in

front of me I think I get out of it I

don't think I die I know you think that

I I don't know if the bad I don't know

if the bad thinks that I think that see

one thing you have to understand Conor

is that he's very uh like he has a lot

of confidence in things I've noticed

that I'm going to scream at this

[ __ ] bear until he leaves me

alone

con different typ ofs BR I scream at all

of them well then you're D yeah I

Winn

win Conor's the [ __ ] in a zombie

apocalypse who's like I'll begin the

Army go out and immediately dies guys I

got bit is it

bad zombies

though my K is still

good I'll be fine no I'd win I'd win I

ran so you could all

walk yeah would you survive the zombie

apocalypse survive the we've discussed

this so many times the conclusion we

came to what position would you be in

the zombie apocalypse like what what

would the stereotype what what

stereotype would you fall under I'll

just be the one cuz if I learn anything

from some movies or whatever it's just

like oh the real danger we see other

people all along and it's like yeah I'll

just stay away from other people Lane so

you'd be like the long you got to talk

to people you need to no well we have to

stick together why because what if you I

have all the provisions

okay what is this an OC where you have

everything you ever need in my head have

it odds you play too much Dead Rising

odds are you got some [ __ ] poopy

diapers and some some cans of food and

you got nothing you're in Japan we got

no weapons we're done I'll throw my [ __ ]

at the zombies that'll stop

them fin inconvenience the zomb oh oh

Jesus [ __ ] I have the samurai swords

sliding through where are you getting

that do you do you own a samurai sword I

will not

disclose

he definitely do we'll see what happens

yeah he's he's already prepping don't

test

me all right [ __ ] would that be a weapon

of choice samurai sword in Japan yeah

that's the dream he follows the code of

BU Kill the Zombies finally you just

chops him cleans the blood it's like

finally an excuse to pull this

out I can live out my wee dream you know

that would happen like around here oh

yeah if it breaks out in Japan it'll be

so sick yeah mean prime location what do

you mean Prime loc for what we like suck

blossoms and oh my God zombies nothing

beats nothing beats killing zombies

under the cherry blossoms I'll tell you

that

fellas double points for the Aesthetics

oh my Lord everything's better in

Japan Zombie Apocalypse Zombie

Apocalypse Zombie Apocalypse in

Japan okay they always do it in games

come on you know what I mean okay

there's got to be something there's got

to be something that's thee of guy to

like chop down a zombie and then do

the H

yeah what were you saying Sor there's

got to be something there's got to be

something that is not better in Japan or

is that Banks yeah objectively I guess

zombie apocalypse fixes all the bad

things about Japan sure work life

balance gone uh Town Hall Banks gone all

bad things so I guess maybe apocalypse

is what we

need then we know for real then we'll

really know truly the best that is true

that is true I'm I'm trying to think is

there is there any other like famous

apocalypse types out there or is it only

just like zombie apocalypse I guess like

nuclear maybe

oror meteor were done none none of them

we all done yeah none of them are like

fun to survive you know there's no

chance any there's no chance you know

what about like a Long Winter like a

winter That Never Ends o that' be fun

that's not fun I feel like even just Co

was bad enough I'm like [ __ ] there's out

of no toilet I think if everywhere was

like blizzarding we'd be done everyone

would die very quickly you think so in

Japan yeah because like I don't think

you if it was constantly blizzarding I I

don't think you'd be able to keep the

roads clean yeah but I feel like Japan

that's that's the big issue yeah because

how can you how can you transport food

how can you how can you grow food uh

well that too but we we have we have a

lot of canned food that'll last a while

right we got to you Japan would figure

it out

like all right guys um everyone has to

take turns sacrificing their body uh for

cannibalism so you can buy this bag of

rice for uh two cup ramens like that'll

be the new that'll be the new that's you

know prison cup Ramen Ramen is currency

in prisons right yeah so I guess Japan

will become prison will'll be rich

Yes we finally be the W another better

thing oh my Lord if a meteor H strikes

would we all die yeah yeah but surely

some people live well depends on the

size medeor people have bunkers and [ __ ]

right yeah people in bunkers would live

okay yeah you no but like you no but the

medeor where it hit if the if a direct I

get that but I just mean like okay let's

say where where is all Humanity gone

like no I think it's really hard to get

rid of all of humanity to to wipe out Mo

to wipe out most of humanity is

technically like easy but to wipe out

all of humanity will take a lot of

effort because some way somehow some

people can survive we are like cockes

yeah well I'm not going to

die what Mak say that well it seems like

you guys are giving up so I'll take the

opportunity to not

die our life force doesn't go into you

Felix that's not how it works I don't

know maybe it

does Goku you said some people would

live and you all give up so I'll give

okay first of all I didn't give up I

said we died cuz of [ __ ] meteor

giving up we're not giving up I'm dead

cuz a giant space I'll a hole in the

ground I'll be prepared would you yeah

okay yeah that's a question would you

try and survive like during that kind of

Apocalypse yeah it' be

fun I would yeah be kind of I would

describe it as fun I okay I would

honestly Rish at the chance that my only

[ __ ] thing I have to worry about is

getting food and water it's kind of nice

yeah but that's all I got to

do I I don't got I don't got to do taxes

I don't got to I don't got to worry

about like am I late for a meeting like

I I just all I have to do is just be

like get food get water good I actually

thought about that before cuz you ever

had those weeks where it's like too much

paperwork too much taxes too much

[ __ ] let's go to the woods can I

just like go to prison so I'm free from

all

this that's cuz you're Swedish that's

how fair Swedish prisons are just

different yeah yeah you got the Swedish

prison Outlook that's not

fair I'm going just steal this bread

real quick to get a

vacation the Japanese person that make

you work like 8 hours a day yeah the

manly Earth should drop everything

you're doing and just build a cabin in

the woods C in the woods would be hype

that would be hyp would be sick yeah I

would love that I don't know I feel like

it depends on how bad the apocalypse is

if it's not fun then I'm like why what's

the point of

surviving huh you're checking the vibe

first yeah checking the vibe first you

know if if I'm like if I'm like in a

zombie apocalypse and I'm like oh I'm

[ __ ] kidding my zombie parents or

zombie friends I'm like do you re

there's like a convention for bunkers in

a bunker definitely is and then there

just a bunch of like bunker people who

surviv and they're like yeah say

apocalypse con they're in a bunker yeah

it might be they're probably in the

water there that'd be lame I wouldn't

want to be bunker

boy where would you be in the top of a

tree or something yeah top of a tree top

of a tree tree he said the tree I just

said yes he didn't have to this is why

you won't survive you're listening like

a sheep you're not thinking for

yourself what would be the prime

location Australia no Japan we

established come on the cherry blossom

and the

sa I would sit patiently what does the

cherry blossom add to your survival it's

standing just just makes you feel I

would sit patiently at the bottom of a

sakro tree with my Kat in my hand

waiting for my next victim enemy an

enemy comes up behind you oh I

see dead before I draw My

Sword I feel like life would be greatly

improved if we did have that a [ __ ]

they have an anime they're like ah I

sensed your Aura what you know in anime

when they're like I can oh yes yeah I

feel like life would just be so much

cooler if we all had

Aura I feel like we do have AA though we

don't [ __ ] have Aura people have Aura

we have Vibes like Ora like you walk in

a building the difference what's the

difference like I can tell your strength

level you walk into a building I'm like

ah a worthy opponent has stepped into

this building bro I I sat next to Lady

beard for 2 hours I people definitely

have that's not or that's volume that

was just that was

loud it's an auditory

AA like a tangible aura that we can feel

and look at and measure what you want

out of all things well have you never

felt that when like say like someone

who's like really really famous is in

the same room as you no it's cuz they or

as weaker than

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mine so you do believe in the or no but

but if I no but if I did though it mine

would be bigger or if someone like you

really respect or like really really

like for instance is like that's your

brain doing funny little tricks on

yourself is that not what the [ __ ]

all I'm I'm talking about a tangible

real thing oh like something you can see

no no I guess maybe we could see it I

don't know but like you can like

actually like someone walks behind you

like anime you're like ah yeah I sense

him his his power has is become my

vicinity be you want anime to be real

yeah I guess what I'm asking is it too

hard to ask like I just want

nen I feel like other

people already in my space too much all

right I don't want to or you you guys

been footsy in the whole [ __ ] episode

what are you talking about well that's

love

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that's that's a different time of

world oh Christ had you been watching

the squid game the new squid game that's

come out as well you will that be

relevant by the time the episode comes

out I don't think it's relevant the

moment it's not even relevant now like

every wrote it off cuz it was like the

first ever was so [ __ ] and wish it was

it was really bad yeah well I I think

it's just because the conversation has

changed you know like back back I saw

good opinion on it it was like you know

Back in the Day game shows used to be

about like I'll take my family on

vacation I'll buy them the car they want

now it's like I'm in like $50,000 in

debt and I just want to pay rent and so

it's kind of like the dynamic of game

shows have shifted from being like an

extra amount of money for people to

spend what game shows with the car why

well you know like back in when you were

a kid right you watch a game show and

they be like what are you going to spend

the money on it's like we're all going

to go on vacation fortune or like

Jeopardy I'm I'm going to get a new car

the new you know and and now it's kind

of shifted from I have $50,000 talking

really yeah you think prizes all [ __ ]

too like no there us be some pretty

[ __ ] good prizes back in there I I

feel like I've seen compilations of

people winning [ __ ] and they're just

like wow thank you well some game shows

but there was always like Who Wants To

Be A you know like Who Wants To Be A

Millionaire that's been going on for

decades I feel like it's not that black

and white I feel like it's gotten worse

but I mean back in the day I remember

most of the time people just wanted to

pay off their mortgage whenever they'

win game shows yeah maybe this is just

my biased like memory but that's what I

remember yeah but I I guess the people

don't even a lot of people can't even

afford to have Mor

it's I think I think it's not all of it

but it's definitely some of it and then

on top of that it's like hey it's the

opposite of what the message of squid

game was yeah but is it fun yeah you're

right it's complete opposite but is it

fun yeah I liked it yeah I should watch

it I I was meaning to watch it so I

could form an accurate opinion on it um

but if you like trash TV I guess I

[ __ ] love trash TV yeah you are a

trash TV corner like Survivor I love I

love Survivor even though it's like a

terrible show uh it's just fun what's

yours and martia's favorite trash TV

show again no no we're not talking about

that I'm going to tell her they like

watching selling that's such a [ __ ]

show the thing is like when you're a

parent you have no brain capacity after

9 pm I just need to watch the dumbest

[ __ ] on Netflix like I don't care

whatever well the UK has like 15 of

those shows all with like different is

really good at making those shows they

love them one of the most popular shows

on all the [ __ ] time was uh uh it was

like home or away and it was basically

like someone would be like I want to

live in Australia but I don't know if

it's right for me and then they would

show them two houses be like look at

this [ __ ] amazing house in Australia

for this much M I've seen this it was in

Spain too yeah in Spain they had they

had a series for Australia they had a

series for like Spain and they had the

whole thing and it was like it was

always like better abroad they like I

just like the UK and it it's quite nice

yeah they never picked a lot of the time

they didn't pick Australia cuz it was

just daunting I imagine yeah probably

it's like 14 hours away it's like

there's nothing there just especially

for a British person yeah yeah well I

like you know I have no threats

whatsoever when it comes to like animals

or like natural disasters or anything

like that and then I'm going into

Hardcore Minecraft essentially you know

true what was the what was the show uh

in UK you have the one where they show a

body

part yeah this blows Americans Minds

when you show it still blows my mind as

well cuz when I was l in the UK I just

forgot that it existed and I turned on

Channel 4 and it was just good old UK

it's I think it's actually it's such an

amazing idea cuz it like almost

desexualized the human body in a way

whil while still definitely using sex

like sexualizing the body to their

advantage because everyone is so normal

and not presented in the way that is

sexy that it's like I I don't find any

of this attract there's like an initial

hook of like oh you get to see a bunch

of naked people on TV and you're like oh

that's clearly just trying to you know

use sex to sell and then you when you

start watching you're just like yes you

know that that critique on her that

woman is pretty valid like his left not

is a little bigger it's yeah it's it's

really bizarre cuz you go from watching

like if you have watch like you know you

you see porn and then you watch this

you're like it's it's they're showing

the same bodies but it's entirely

entirely different and you walk away

feeling very different things from each

one but that's how they get past the

show of showing naked people it's

educational education but I think it

just stopped airing it just got it just

got canceled yeah rest in peace I didn't

like the show I just thing is hilarious

I mean it was certainly amazing to show

American people and they were like what

the [ __ ] this is on TV it was aw yeah

you can has the best trash I'm trying to

think what some really good trashy TV

shows I mean come down with me is also a

classic from that's not trash TV that's

just that's crash that's that's golden

standard that's gold boring no you're

wrong so we got Gregs and now you don't

like come down with me Bally you didn't

[ __ ] live in the UK I feel like

people like to watch it because they

think like oh I would make it so well

you you like watching it cuz you like

seeing people care so much about

something so dumb oh really yeah I think

like you watch people who like they get

really into it they're like I'm going to

[ __ ] vote Sarah down two points oh we

did actually get into it now I remember

okay okay okay it is actually pretty

good think about it we did watch one

season all right UK citizenship giving

back oh which is the one where they have

to get married too oh um don't tell the

bride don't tell the bride no no no is

it that one uh it's the one where oh the

guy plans the wedding

yeah which is clearly so fake but it's

so hilarious he be like I think um my

wedding should be a [ __ ] Ewok theme

so I've spent I've spent all the I've

basically they would have to spend

£10,000 on a wedding without the bride

knowing anything my favorite episode of

that was like the the dude was like I

have a brilliant idea I'm going to do it

on a pig farm oh yes I remember this one

I watch all of and the girl was just

mortified she was like I'm what do you

expect and the dude standing there like

I thought it was a good

idea [ __ ] idiot I saw one where a

dude uh decided to it's definitely fake

oh yeah yeah a dude decided to put his

wedding in a cave he he sick he didn't

know that the mother of the bride had a

fear of caves so she

couldn't so the mother of the bride

their daughter outside the The Producers

were [ __ ] riding heat with that one I

KN they knew what they were doing what

was the shittiest wedding B I know I

mean Pig one is the P the P there also a

few that just like were disasterous like

nothing went right like I'm in [ __ ]

Primark buying the groomsman suits is

there any was there any wedding in that

show where it went right yeah there's a

few yeah there's quite a few are happy

yeah they I mean you know some some of

them it turned out they really loved

each other and even though a lot of

things went wrong on the day it just

like everything just that was always the

message of the show feel good it's it's

still feel good I I wonder I I wonder if

some of them got like actual marriages

afterwards or if that was their real

marriage I wonder don't know I yeah I

don't know get a free wedding yeah I

guess you do get a free wedding

yeah

you put it like that damn I'll I'll play

your wedding okay don't worry about it

this wedding is sponsored

by also just me or that just been a huge

uptake of just reality cooking shows as

well cuz every time on my Netflix

they're so bad always it's so easy to to

film and produce a cooking show that's

not you don't have to get anything crazy

you just get a bunch of chefs and and

get a bunch of kitchens and you're done

I'm just like kitchen nightmare like it

peaked with Kitchen Nightmares and

nothing has even come close to touching

like has come close to touching that

Iron Chef Iron Chef is watch a few

episodes recently really fun it's just

great show what a great show I haven't

seen it what is it it's the old Japanese

kind of um you know it's like cooking

Battle Royale they would have two teams

battle each other with like and there

would be an ingredient of the day M and

it would usually be like the Challenger

Chef would like step in and then Iron

Chef would have like there'd be like

three different chefs with three

different Cuisines and

the Challenger ship would have to go up

against professional pick one oh they

they' give him one it doesn't sound good

at all no no but then but then imagine

it's all in Japanese right so then

they're dubbing over the Japanese the

dub the Dub's pretty good the dub is the

best and they they they mimic all of the

Japanese like mannerisms in the do it's

so good you like Hasan Hasan what does

this mean he's like well actually I'm

glad you asked Koto s this is how we do

that um and then uh like uh there's

there's like they build story lines so

there was like this one I watched one

recently there's a storyline where he

beat The Apprentice and then the whole

Squad came like 50 of this like like

Clan from this family he was like no

this won't do beat my better Apprentice

beats the better Apprentice like no no

no beat the vice president of the clan

beats him he's like all right well I'll

do it next episode you'll face the boss

and it's just like what is this Pokemon

ass writing but it's so funks it's so

goofy check it

out literally shokugeki yeah it's

literally

Shoki yeah yeah

it's where are some good Japanese

reality TV oh well there's a fair few

that are pretty good there's one at New

Year's that I recommend watching oh

can't laugh one they'll can't laugh one

and also they do this I think they were

the first to do it they're like

literally they get like a bunch of

panels and I guess GED is always on it

it's the pro oh kak GI yeah where they

do this thing where every year they'll

have they'll give them like two things

or three things and they'll be like

which one is the expensive and cheap one

okay that's so they'll give you two

wines you taste them and everyone has to

pick and then of course GED I think it's

rigged a little bit I it might be a

little bit G always gets everything

right oh really he's

G and it's to say like you are the

you're like the immaculate Taste of a

human being you're the perfect most

refined taste they'll they'll do a bit

where they'll be like they'll play the

same piece on like a $10,000 violin and

a $10 violin they'll be like which one's

the expensive one yeah how would you

okay yeah would the celebrities are just

guessing but what's really funny is that

like at the start of the show everyone

starts off as like they have this like

subtitle which is like you're an aade

celebrity because you're just like so

refined and every time you get a

question wrong you get downgraded and

the way they treat them on the show gets

dowed so starts off like everyone's like

has like you know really nice like

chairs to sit on and like really nice

food and then the more you get wrong

they just like at the end of it you just

disappear from the frame it's really

they literally just edit it's only on

new year new good it's really good even

if you don't understand anything it's

visual as well that it's it's really fun

it's definitely one I recommend and

there's also the one that I kind of like

and I wish that other countries did this

was the

youim what is it you yeah yeah why why

did yeah it's B basically the show where

uh the the the whole idea of the show is

they wait at like major airports like

hanadel Narita and then they go up to

foreigners coming to Japan and they go

oh why are you in Japan okay and then

they go oh I'm doing blah blah blah

they're like

bag foreign to not it's not it's

actually to credit not set up at all

it's literally just like where do you

want us to meet you what you do I know

because I've been stopped twice for I st

people filming right where people went

out so I was like yeah that's probably

that that's what it is yeah oh wow and

so they they'll just follow a random

foreign person and some some just them

going to their hotel well no no they'll

be like they'll be like what are you

what what are you come to these trips so

if he's like I'm going to go fishing on

a boat in the middle of the ocean

they're like okay tell us when we'll

meet you there and they film that so

they film foreigners that come to Japan

only foreigners but I feel like don't

they just I'm going to go to Shibuya

Square well they don't they don't yeah

they don't take people they be asking if

someone's like someone's like I'm going

I'm coming here to compete in the

baseball championships like oh can we

follow you oh wow and I guess cuz it's

so this is this is the like Japan

doesn't like people filming right but if

you have massive clout with TV shows I

swear you get led into everywhere I

swear that they they just walk into

everywhere with this camera crew right

dude the moment you say like oh we're

with NHK TBS any

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go

ahe so they're just following them

there's some really cool stuff to get up

to I'll check that out that sounds good

yeah those really interesting my

favorite one of those was like the the

guy who had never tried surfing before

came to Japan to go surfing in Okinawa

oh wow and it's just like you follow

this dude and he just goes all the way

to OKO and he's like yeah I've never

surfed before but I'm going to try it

here and the entire time is just

watching this guy struggling yeah that

sounds bad I he it's not that good it's

really like I saw one where it was like

this guy wanted to learn he planned to

learn to make Tatamy with like a Tatamy

making why would you want to do that I

guess cuz

really I thought I thought it was kind

of neat that it and that there was a guy

and it was literally like a 90-year-old

guy he like [ __ ] fine I'll I'll help

you do it he's like all right wait how

he how did you learn that kind know but

he was with he was like in this guy's

house for like three months just

learning to make taty

mats found the one wee like just going

10 levels deep into Japanese I don't

know how they find these D I guess they

literally just harass everyone like what

are you doing what you they literally

just go up to everyone who looks foreign

and they just ask um it's it's always

very it's a really fun show um Japan has

a lot of shows that kind of Pat Japan on

the back they're like they have a lot of

food shows about like everything a lot

of the TV shows they put on on on

television Japan are like about how good

Japan is and all the cool things in

Japan we do not have anything like this

in the UK it just does not exist no I

think you do we have some that are like

yeah like historical things you

literally just referenced it earlier

with the show moving to Australia and

like no I'll live no that's not like

that's that's no that does not make the

UK look good at all like you could have

such a good life in Australia look how

much more she gets paid she like I

decided not to move from scunthorp I

like it and know but that makes it seem

like it's just so quaint and lovely here

no the only the only thing that I think

makes the UK look kind of good that like

I don't know they just show off some

nice home sometimes or they Antique Road

Show like no oh I remember my mom used

to watch Antique Road anti Road show is

a classic Antique Road Show is my

comfort show wait did they have an

Australian version or is it the British

one uh it's the we had both originally

they so anti antiques are there in

Australia that's a great question the

oldest it gets is 250

years they bring in something like I

think it's pretty nice like this is a

5,000 year old Relic from King Edward I

four how did you find this in your

basement meanwhile the Australian one is

like oh that looks pretty nice is like

yeah my dad made it last week it's I I

saw I saw an article in the UK uh

recently on BBC news they were like oh

yeah family finds that Garden a a garden

ornament was indeed World War I

shell what it was an active bomb shell

that's and then the story was some dad

some guy's dad found it on the beach

thought it looked nice painted it red

and just stuck it in the garden and then

this is my favorite bit they're like hey

I don't know how someone found this out

they're like we found a bomb in your

back Garden we need to remove we need

Evac neighborhood like

no he's like I'd rather I'd rather die

than you get rid of this bomb and so

then eventually they convinced them

whether they're like okay we think it's

okay to take it out and blow it up

somewhere else Jesus

Christ uh Garden yeah Garden or in UK UK

explosions oh look at this this is what

they were willing to this little red

thing I saw I saw the picture of it and

I was like this is [ __ ] this is not

worth it doesn't even look good what

this was a and how the [ __ ] did they

have this the most bombass looking thing

that looks like a bomb straight up found

that just lying on the streets

apparently apparently when they had like

something dirty or something they would

whack it to get like the dirt

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out Jesus Christ and I was like this is

the most UK thing

ever it looks really nice just casually

have a fcking does never below you never

hear about like you always hear people

if it hasn't blown up in like 100 it's

not going to blow

well odds are it's not going to blow I'd

win that kind of crazy i' know I'd

win well I wouldn't die but I

don't else

neighbor someone else might neighbor

doesn't have it in him he doesn't have

the ego to

survive why is it sweet when I drink

from this I don't get it you call

everything sweet Felix it's water I feel

like you had something else in this and

water [ __ ] up

TS is it okay

sure I mean we could just Gaslight you

that's been the whole

episode

is is there a certain age you're looking

forward to for the for the child yeah

sorry I sorry both why not both for both

for both uh no it's all downhill for me

from here you are you have

I I went to [ __ ] Sweden bro everyone

who was like 60 looked they were 40 and

they looked amazing oh yeah you guys

went to Sweden read and review let's he

let's he I saw that Norway food wasn't

as good I said Norway food wasn't as

good both me say yes it wasn't as good

it wasn't as good okay yeah what else

was good about Sweden uh there was a lot

that was so much green yeah yes we don't

have any this is trees that's more than

normal I I've never breathed an air that

felt that clean before really yeah going

to Stockholm I was like I took a breath

uh and isn't even that clean that's

that's exactly what every SW I talk

to it's cleaner than the rest of the

wall what the [ __ ] it only goes up from

there they like they're on the stank

side of stank side well I asked you I

was like you know why should I go eat

cuz you funny enough you just texted me

as I was flying into Sweden okay and I

was like what do I do yeah and you were

like eat this uh pastry uh you

recommended this oh K yeah and I tried I

I I didn't have it what the [ __ ] dude I

told you I told you as well did you yes

I had said Can bullet and me I was going

right [ __ ] up I saw it in the airport

and I thought I don't want to get an

airport one so I feel like I didn't want

to get it not like it yeah and then I

instead what end up happening is we had

lunch and we had a show so I didn't end

up eating it but we did go to that

restaurant recommend and they were that

restaurant was Godlike I'm going to

remember those meatballs for the rest of

my life I am I'm genu the meat I am

genuinely genuinely willing to go back

to to Stockholm just for that meal it

was that good yeah remember I told you

about the place I was like I don't know

cuz my sister recommended it for me

first she she sent a bunch of like cool

hipster plays I'm like I think they just

want like good food and she's like okay

this one but there's only old people

that go there that's how you know it's

good that's how you know it's good so I

was like okay yeah I I I I told people

online I was like yeah man I went to

this restaurant and uh and they were

like what is it I'm like I don't know if

I want say I don't know if it's like a

personal thing someone in the comments

figured out what it was based off a very

vague description no idea guess not

stockum is not that big I I figured it

out and I was like okay well I mean fair

enough everyone should have get to enjoy

it it was expensive but it was really

really good right those [ __ ] Swedish

meatballs I mean I can never recreate

them no no and neither should you that

was impressive too much power I guess

it's like you go anywhere where you get

the local dish it it's going to be

better when you

had now now I realize is like you

probably only had Ikea meatballs yes so

obviously like actual meatballs will

tast everything's going to be but I've

always thought of Meatballs as like kind

of a whatever dish it's just meatballs

right how much can you make it the on

are not actually good we just play along

cuz it's it's [ __ ] it's actually well

the that's like our church can't say

anything bad about

it the last time I went to ik I was like

this tastes like ass they're like

rubbery they're so rubbery I've always

why does everyone gas this up so much I

thought this was it no no we just have

to go along spit SP of there got you got

you got to take the double use when you

get them there no way just getting all

of them all right what else was good

about Sweden let's here that's well we

were there for like a day well I want

hear we didn't air was good that was

good the vi the vi the vibe of s was

like really [ __ ] hate s live really

yeah they're so

Rude Dude I I remember when going back

and some [ __ ] in SW we call him like

a rich person [ __ ] uh people did not

were not like they weren't the

friendliest in no they [ __ ] they have

the scooters

everywhere my

God Jesus

Christ [ __ ] chill out bro God damn

bro it's just a scooter it ain't that

deep I'll fix it he reacted like my

family the scooters in Japan now have

you seen them holy [ __ ] it's it's this

is come full circle someone died from

the scooter they got hit by a I mean I

mean it's not very safe we'll fix his

later okay fix I think you were the one

that fixed it originally last time you

came oned it yeah he post now he's going

to have to Repose it again godamn Paul

gone a

figure wait do you uh do you do you he

do you do you hate E Scooters I mean

okay listen I I hate them but I do admit

I kind of like doing it sometimes but I

I think they shouldn't be in the city

why not wait let's not change topic I

want to hear about Sweden okay all right

all right I I like the vibe of Stockholm

because it's like it has like a quaint

feel to it at least the part that we

were at okay so's cool yeah yeah so I

liked it again it's hard to discern L I

didn't spend enough time there

but I'm going back for the meatballs

okay uh Norway was was I I like L if it

makes you feel better that's all I want

to

hear Norway Let's Hear It come on um the

food we had was okay it was it was okay

only eat food and breathe air what else

did you do yeah that's all we had time

you just described

living my life although the coffee shop

was way better in Norway than it was

in they had like beats it was pretty

good there actually I like the be eats

the most well next time we go to Sweden

what do you recommend is uh what we got

to do what do we got to do oh you got to

go into summer beautiful summer we have

this there's this um propaganda slander

movie called Midsummer oh horor film I

showed it to you why is itanda and

slander well opposite I didn't know the

word sorry I'm English slanderous

slanderous thank you yeah we have this

beautiful tradition Midsummer and they

turn it into a horror movie oh really

wait what is the normal Festival just

fun what do you normally do you just get

shitfaced and go out in the fields with

your friends ex the fields well that's

what Midsummer was wait what do you what

do you just get [ __ ] fced you just get

[ __ ] fced yeah oh okay this beautiful

tradition what have they done to it uh

we dance around the fertility pole and

saying little FRS yeah wow I I want to

experience that yeah that's really do

you actually dance around a pole yes

yeah fertility pole so yeah it's it's a

how how accurate is the movie then about

nothing

cuz I I do remember the place and sweet

and I watch it I'm like those are not

Sweedish bushes why why was it you find

out he's Stony or some [ __ ] what are you

rainbolt

ston oh my God yeah that sounds fun I

want to do that no wait but hold on in

Midsummer don't you eat the [ __ ] sing

yeah yeah people usually do people

actually like period and it's good movie

in the movie in the movie in the movie

in the movie not real not real is it is

it the one with the period blood in s

soing in the movie they had like they

opened the can the per we don't eat our

period

blood this is what I'm saying hold on

people believe itm hungry H hungry in

Japan they give you the when you have

your first period people give oh s yeah

yeah kind ofd R

weird red rice what when in Japan there

is a tradition where when girls come of

age and they have their first period say

no more I don't want to know I don't the

family gives them

rice can I how do I leave the

podcast I can't skip

forward um yeah

so do you like it uh I I never actually

it it looks vile it smells like you you

will want of vom it but I just want to

try just to say yeah I'm sure it's good

I'm sure it's good but I've heard from

pry sure you like I'm I've heard from

every like person who was eating it on

the internet who is Swedish because I

watched I think it was like some [ __ ]

Buzzfeed video where they get a bunch of

Swedish people that eat cing and they're

all just like yeah this doesn't taste

the same when you're not shitfaced oh

really you need to be [ __ ] so I go to I

go to Sweden right what do I get what's

the food what's the meal what do I got

to get other than the obvious ones other

than no no other than just meatballs is

there anything else oh yeah there's a

lot of lot of nothing there's just

nothing

tacos what

burritos or taco Friday yeah Taco Friday

what the [ __ ] yeah why do they have that

in Norway well Taco Friday Taco Fridays

yeah what up I think it was a marketing

it was a marketing thing I think I

remember T Tuesday does it right CU

there was there was this thing that they

were really proud about in in Sweden

during our show it was where you um have

like a coffee break or a break during

the day oh they yeah F they were really

proud about this they started it doesn't

make sense cuz it's like they started

scre take a break and have a

coffee yes no we it's F yeah but then we

asked the crowd we were like what's

what's FICA and then they went

yeah f f mentioned that was what they

voted as like canal and some St that was

what they voted as a number one thing

that they do better than anyone else oh

yeah taking a break isn't that good is

it chill is it nice it's hyp do you sto

F now no okay and I don't get it to be

honest wait really why not coffee break

like yeah I I [ __ ] with it yeah I love

coffee I love you do coffee breaks right

yeah

yeah I might

F yeah is it cool no guys I'm I'm not

I'm not a I'm not getting a coffee break

I'm doing a f I'm feing right now [ __ ]

up soing with the Bros yeah also there

was a we noticed the big rivalry it

seemed like Sweden was just had a

rivalry with everyone and everyone had a

rivalry made in

Sweden especially Sweden and

Denmar yeah there was a lot

of yeah that I know yes a lot to hate

about yeah I I get it I get it actually

and the swedes are just like firing in

all directions like putting out every

fire but I mean it was it was a lot of

fun it was definitely I definitely want

to go back like to properly experience

it cuz again we I'm just going back I'm

going to that restaurant every day I

realized maybe there's not that much to

do I think about it why did you move

well cuz there wasn't that much to do

uh I said in it's for everyone else to

enjoy

Sweden I removed myself w What A M I I I

should start saying that about Wales

what do I leave to really just allow it

to breathe just give us some space I had

to leave some fun for the rest of yeah

cuz I was wondering this seems like a

pretty nice place why would you want to

you I was actually thinking like cuz I

just met marsy and took off like

and I was like you better not do this

[ __ ] to me I was like 22 I'm done I'm

out I was like damn you moved to the UK

over this I was like that is a crazy

that a

crazy like Japan makes sense but then I

was like yeah UK off to Sweden I was

like oh that's an interesting choice I

mean I guess it just made you like Japan

even more when you go to the UK and

you're like wow nothing work the food's

not good and then I come to Japan

everything works and the food's great

yeah but the winter suck in Sweden like

it's so dark you go to school I remember

going to school and like you're at the

bus station and you can't even see your

friends cuz it's so dark you're like

what the [ __ ] you're here there's it's

just so pitch black and then you come

home and it's pitch black and it's like

oh sking fun yes we have a lot of skiing

you tell like you don't like it that

much we don't really have

mountains that's nor got to go to Norway

yeah we have we have Salon it's like a

hill get

a it's like a small Mountain damn Norway

really did get everything they got the

oil they got the mountains they got the

they got the Beautiful the Sweden at

least have the uh the the Aurora

Borealis kind of stuff or is that all

Norway too they got that too we get it

up north okay where no one

is same in Norway though on the border

of

Norway damn Norway really got at all huh

yeah now I can see why Norway was not

really really beefing with anyone no

they just yeah cuz whenever you see

anything on all like the things are like

oh yeah yeah it's Norway number one

Sweden number two everything Norway's

like I have no

enemies well yeah I'd have no enemies if

I had all the [ __ ] money I what the

[ __ ] why don't they have all the money

it's so unfair they got all the money my

Grandad said this on his deathbed he was

like he was just talking [ __ ] and he

really yeah yeah was like Felix they

have no

defenses strike them now

take them take the land it's time to

claim I'm on a mission is really why I

started YouTube your grandad R Felix

they have no

defenses come

closer they they so [ __ ] funny it's

so [ __ ] funny they have nothing we

have all the weapons they're not

expecting it what are they going to do

yeah true I'm just saying you probably

shouldn't joke about that but yeah also

yeah that's that's the kind of [ __ ] I

want to say on my

deathbed just mad talk just mad talking

[ __ ] about everyone just say the most

unhinged like not politically correct

[ __ ] oh God my God do you still think

Sweden Swedish Winters are worse than

British Winters cuz I [ __ ] despise

British win Bri so good wait British

wins are so good no because British wins

are the

worst but you're saying you're saying

having noticed you're you're saying this

without having experience Swedish yeah

also also G you lived in the

southernmost point of the UK you did you

did not live in the UK you lived in

basically France light all right I want

to hear it you didn't live I live right

in the [ __ ] middle no no yes yes you

also lived in the South you don't know

[ __ ] I know how [ __ ] it was yeah that's

because you were in the south in the

north we got snow it was [ __ ]

nice wet it wasn't it wasn't even

because you C it was wet you two down

south to get the fu it snows once every

3 years for 5 minutes exactly the north

it was great it was cozy we had snow it

was fun all right it was [ __ ] nice

all right [ __ ]

you [ __ ] YouTu go back to Sweden okay

that's the tax that we pay for living in

the better country oh sorry live better

part of the country sorry listen listen

we like we like being poor in the north

all right we love it we love it it's a

choice it's we actually don't want money

I've been to Wales and all they had was

sheep and Hills so what do you mean you

said Wales was nice why you turn it on

me now why you tur it on me now you said

[ __ ] you

okay listen Sweden's cool Sweden's

cool you went to like the weird Yeah you

mentioned this to me you Meed like the

weird Italian Town Portugues Portuguese

oh yeah yeah that was cool uh p p that

was a really cool place I like I like

whales but I I do remember I don't

remember if I said I feel like I said

this last time but people were like this

is not my I posted all these photos it

was all sunny and everyone's like this

is not my

whals # my we do we do get like 10 days

a year where it's Su yeah I think I went

that week but I also like the gloominess

cuz

it okay hold up let me let me say

something let cook let him cook it's

like you probably really appreciate the

Swedish Summers because the winters are

so dark and gloomy I really appreciate

when but UK doesn't get a summer okay we

do we do it's kind of warm it's we we

have a good one week listen yeah and

then it's too warm no AC see and you're

just [ __ ] you're like this sucks bring

it back

comes in yeah well at least we have

crisps those are good good crisps

there's crisps everywhere yeah but they

suck UK crisps are by far the best did

you have them in Sweden no what the [ __ ]

did you have the Estella sour cream

onion well that's what we we have the

dip you never dip dip for crisps yes you

get the sour cream with the mix you know

that that tells me your Cris can't stand

on

their they can't stand on they can't

stand on their own flavor no [ __ ] I'm

out of

this God damn all right well I guess we

can wrap it up there we there he's done

he's done slander next time you can okay

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