Barnacle Bobby & Lice Balut w/ Rudy and Her Sister | Ep 202 | Bad Friends
Summary
TLDRThe video features a conversation between comedians Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee along with guests. They discuss various topics like Andrew's acting career, memories from the early days of stand-up comedy, stories of being underestimated and proving doubters wrong. They talk about young love and relationships, share ideas on philanthropy, wealth distribution after death. There are entertaining impersonations, imaginary scenarios, a critique of Joe Koy's Golden Globes performance and praise for his kindness. An endearing story conveys how Bobby's compassion was rewarded. There are funny commentaries, news parodies and an enthusiastic real estate sales roleplay.
Takeaways
- ๐ Bobby and Andrew have a contest to see who can sell the most t-shirts on their websites
- ๐ฎ Issa reveals she has impersonated people online to get gifts/money
- ๐ค Discussion on what to do with immense wealth when you are near death
- ๐ Andrew recalls being told by some in Hollywood early on that he wouldn't make it
- ๐ The group talks about acts of kindness paying off in indirect ways
- ๐ Issa demonstrates she can do a convincing American valley girl accent
- ๐คจ The Philippines reportedly has stricter school standards than the US
- ๐ Bobby recounts a professor telling Adam Sandler he didn't have talent
- ๐ The group expresses support for Jo Koy's Golden Globes hosting job
- ๐ Issa's real estate agent role play is very entertaining
Q & A
What is the contest Bobby mentions about selling merchandise?
-Bobby mentions a contest between him and Andrew to see who can sell more merchandise on their Bad Friends website. The loser has to massage the winner naked on camera.
What cities does Bobby mention they will be performing stand-up shows in?
-Bobby mentions they will be performing stand-up shows in Salt Lake City, Reno, Sacramento, Long Beach, Windsor, Niagara Falls, Tucson, and finishing in Las Vegas on April 20th.
What does Bobby offer to do for Issa regarding moving to the United States?
-Bobby offers to have Issa move to the US for high school like they did for her sister JWes. He suggests she break up with her boyfriend, finish high school in the US, and then live there.
What does Andrew share about a professor doubting his ability to succeed in comedy?
-Andrew shares a story about a professor taking him out for a beer and telling him he doesn't have the talent to succeed in comedy. The professor seeing Andrew's success later congratulates him, and Andrew simply introduces the professor to his friends.
What does Bobby say he would do with his money if he was dying?
-Bobby says if he was dying, he would spend a lot and have fun rather than give his money away.
What magical story does Bobby share about being nice?
-Bobby shares a story about helping a woman he saw looking lost in the Comedy Store parking lot. Getting her a glass of wine and a seat to see a show led to her later helping him get a role on MADtv.
What does Issa admit to doing to get money online?
-Issa admits to catfishing as a cute Japanese girl on Discord to get Nitro subscriptions and gifts like Minecraft from people.
What does Bobby say about Joe Koy's Oscars performance?
-Bobby defends Joe Koy, saying he had only 10 days to prepare and did his best. Bobby says Joe Koy is very kind and will bounce back from the criticism.
Why does Bobby get irritated by Andrew during the show?
-Bobby gets irritated when he believes Andrew is making rude noises while Bobby is complimenting their friend Joe Koy.
What career does Issa say she is interested in pursuing?
-Issa says she is interested in becoming a real estate agent.
Outlines
๐ Hey, ooh, look - competition and tour dates
Andrew and Bobby promote their merchandise competition and mention upcoming tour dates in various cities, ending in Las Vegas. They do a bit trying to win the lottery.
๐ Stricter school management and education standards in the Philippines
They discuss stricter school management and higher education standards in the Philippines compared to the US. Isa mentions there has only been one school shooting in the history of the Philippines.
๐ Bobby's polaroid dick pic story
Bobby tells a story about receiving a polaroid dick pic as a gift at a 12-step meeting white elephant gift exchange. He put it on display in his home rather than hiding it.
๐ Andrew and Bobby muse about intimacy, the ring, and Lord of the Rings characters Frodo and Sam's relationship
In a silly bit, Andrew and Bobby joke about hypothetically protecting the dangerous ring from Lord of the Rings on a journey by inserting it in Andrew's butthole for safekeeping each night.
๐ Andrew shares stories of Hollywood executives doubting and discouraging him when he was starting out in comedy
Andrew relates several experiences with Hollywood gatekeepers bluntly telling him he wouldn't make it when he was first pursuing comedy. He later got some small comeuppances.
๐ Isa shows off her American valley girl accent
Isa demonstrates she can perfectly imitate an American valley girl accent, having learned from friends online. Andrew and Bobby are amazed at how authentic she sounds.
๐ค Bobby's magical parking lot networking story
Bobby tells a story about helping a random woman in the Comedy Store parking lot one night earlier in his career, and later having her miraculously appear at his MadTV audition which he believes helped him get the part.
๐ข Andrew commiserates about the difficulty of Frodo's Gibberish speech
Relating to Joe Koy's Oscars hosting experience, Andrew empathizes with how hard it must have been for Elijah Wood to perform Frodo's nonsensical fake language speech.
๐ Isa pretends to be a shady real estate agent selling the couple a ridiculous $30 million portable house
When Andrew and Bobby pretend to be a married couple, Isa does an improv bit as a very sketchy real estate agent trying to sell them a strange, terrible $30 million house.
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Keywords
๐กcomedy
๐กHollywood
๐กsobriety
๐กkindness
๐กsuccess
๐กscam
๐กaccident
๐กimmigration
๐กdeath
๐กmagic
Highlights
Bobby talks about getting a dick pic Polaroid in a white elephant gift exchange at an AA meeting
Issa says she catfished people online by pretending to be a cute Japanese girl to get free things
Bobby tells a story about helping a lady who was lost get into the Comedy Store, and she later helped him get a role on MADtv
They talk about Andrew Carnegie giving away the majority of his wealth before he died to influence other rich people to be philanthropic
Bobby impersonates a valley girl voice and Issa does a great valley girl impression
They discuss that there has never been a school shooting in the Philippines
Issa says she has a fake Instagram account where she pretends to be an Indian man
Bobby tells a story about helping Jason Nash when he had no money, exemplifying being kind to people when struggling
They encourage Issa to dream big about being a professional scammer
Bobby says he believes when you die, you restart into another soul and entity
Andrew talks about a Hollywood executive telling him he won't make it in comedy when he was starting out
Issa pretends to be a real estate agent showing Rudy and Andrew a $30 million, 10 square foot portable house
They joke that in her past life, Rudy was a patch of wildflowers growing in the Great Wall of China
Bobby speculates that Issa will end up moving to the US after high school like Rudy did
Andrew praises Jo Koy's Golden Globes hosting and says he got unfairly criticized online
Transcripts
hey ooh look at this sh it's the
competition the competition is on for
only a couple more weeks ladies and
gentlemen you got to go to bad friends
merch.com we're competing to see who can
sell more shirts and the loser the loser
has to do what Robert the loser has to
massage the other guy but naked on
camera yeah yeah and everyone's going to
see it across the universe so this is my
little beautiful I'm Bobby mom shirt and
he's got his beautiful little cartoon
show say something about his though it's
a great shirt it's a catchphrase it's
like glorious right but you can find
that on
Etsy my point is that but this one right
here this Miyazaki one man it's so
original it's cute you can wear it out
yeah you can wear it out okay but this
one you could wear in so wear this
inside go badf friends merch.com badri
merch.com for this only two more weeks
left of this competition once the year
once the competition is over we don't
sell the shirts anymore that's it and
also this weekend we're in Salt Lake
City uh then Tula Reno Sacramento Long
Beach Windsor Niagara Falls Tucson then
we we finish in Vegas uh April 20th
April 20th in Vegas we end the tour so
uh that's it for a while we're not going
to tour again until 2025 or something go
to badf friends pod.com for those
tickets badf friends pod.com you two are
bad friends who are these two idiots
white dude and an Asian dude you two are
disgusting you two are something we're
bad friends hey ladies Isa you've done
this before right yeah she did it one
time I when did she do it huh when did
she do it I forgot she did last year
last year at the end of last year right
mhm all right let me see if I won the
millionaire jackpot and this was given
to Bobby because Carlos hit Bobby's mom
in the face pretty hard yeah 10 top
prizes of a million doll any of your
numbers match the winning numbers okay
so the winning numbers are 152 28 36 and
4 now if I win is it just me and you or
do we going to give some to the girls
give some yeah obviously now with that
attitude yeah after that attitude you
know what um you dictate Deport them
Deport okay good if I don't win you get
deported we're deporting them so if I
don't win even a little bit even like a
dollar you guys are both going back to
the Jungle baby you know where you are
you're in the Philippines baby and
you're going to
die all
right 436 285 and two let's go so no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no
no no I don't get out get out I don't
want to go V too bad too bad not my
problem dude the lotto dictated all that
36 man I was too off but twice really
tough to win these things I don't ever
get these things my whole family loves
playing the lottery uhuh and it's the
sad as [ย __ย ] but the big lottery right
now I just saw in the news what's the
Powerball up to right now 88 million oh
wow shouldn't we get it I'll buy the
ball you buy the Power Ball I would buy
that gigantic red ball wow that would be
amazing how much is that what's it is
that ball what is it made of the Power
Ball itself
yeah money I feel like there's liquid in
it what's in there it's like boba boba
the power Boba Ball but also just
unicorn [ย __ย ] is inside there yeah yeah
yeah wow that's where it's been the
whole time is unicorn come good no I
don't think so right not as yeah it's
probably rainbow color it's too because
unicorns are so physically active right
right it's got to be it's just I feel
like it would taste good like what they
make Starbucks drinks out of that out of
unicorn unicorn the Unicorn I a venty
unicorn unicorn C half sweet yeah well I
didn't know is that like a side menu
special menu if I that's in the
Philippines oh in the Philippines they
have it oh you have unicorn come and Pog
POG po POG POG oh he wants me to go POG
poging where you go you know POG POG is
sifting through the trash what's POG POG
where you go sifting through the trash
yeah what's POG POG POG POG is two
unicorns [ย __ย ] no no no that's not
P it does make that sound it does make
that sound you're you're right P but
isn't there a dish in the Philippines
called pog pug pug pug yeah p a p a pug
pug pug Pug's like he sent it to me look
it up it's it's when you go dumpster
diving and you make food out of dumpster
what's it called there look POG POG POG
POG the I've never I've never had it but
I know how do you say it how do you say
it po the what what the [ย __ย ] did I well
let me hear you hold on POG po say say
it again POG POG no you say it bug bug
bug bug yeah they're sounding like bug
bug bug okay so what it is look at these
photos you dig through the trash we go
back to the Wikipedia and it because I
think it says there's a a literal
definition of it it's the tagalong term
for leftover food from restaurants
usually from fast food restaurants uh
scavenged from sites and dumpsters and
then you collect a dinner out of it you
guys have never heard of this before or
I've seen the exact real that I think
you're talking about wow that's just
insane so you've never seen people eat
it no oh cuz I thought that you ate that
and did a shot of unicorn
com it's probably a tradition somewhere
yeah yeah well that's tagalong you guys
speak the other one talo right what is
it no which one do you speak Mah okay
[ย __ย ] shut up how many are there that
that island is the size of like Los
Angeles there's a lot of dialects how
big is the Philippines it's not that big
it's not that it's small there's just a
lot of islands there's just so many
people though there's too many not too
many no I think so it's a good amount
home to 120 and 180 between 120 and 187
languages that is [ย __ย ] absurd too
many in America we have one Spanish oh
yeah Spanish Spanish baby Spanish is
there a better language did Spanish no
it's the most globally spoken language
right is it really I thought English
dominated chines no Chinese chines
Chinese well CH wait it's Mand
you know whates here since you've been
here you've been very [ย __ย ] like like
since you've been gone yeah I can't Brea
for the first time they're killing it
you got to let them go so good so um you
have to introduce for the people that
all right so ladies and gentlemen boys
and girls hello welcome to another
episode of tiger belly I mean pop B
friends bad friends I mean because I see
them all the
don't get so angry but anyway ladies and
let me start over ladies anding binging
Bing ladies and gentlemen boys and girls
welcome another episode of bad friends
the greatest podcast on Earth with the
greatest host Andrew Santino what a
handsome young man leading actor big
star give him a round of applause ladies
and gentlemen thank you so much I love
this podcast anyway we've got two we got
two we got two beautiful we got you know
a regular here she's a part of the
family we've got [ย __ย ] jwes here but
then her sister from the Philippines is
here for a couple weeks she you're
leaving tomorrow I am yeah but um it was
really good to see you and so give her a
Issa give her what's your what's your
Instagram tag cuz I know you like
followers cuz you always want me to like
you always want should I tag you on this
or you want to repost it no every time
we take a [ย __ย ] photo want I know she
wants to be famous so every time we take
a photo you like uh you want to
collaborate or you want to and I'm
always like [ย __ย ] you so my point is
throw your Instagram out
okay it's is AA but with a double z and
an R okay Double R you heard it here
first mhm yeah yeah how old are you now
I'm 15 don't show her Instagram to
anybody what are we talking about she's
a kid be think so it was so weird when
like the people like from here found me
they started like bombarding my DMs was
like the weirdest thing gross this is
disgusting this is our family here on
this show you can only uh DM or even
follow her click to follow her her is it
private private uh yeah good and you can
only even try if you're under 17 mhm
right mhm under 1 she has a boyfriend
now though it does I'm just saying in
general even if like what does that have
anything to do with anything right now I
know you do have a boyfriend I do how
old is he he's 16 I thought for a second
I thought she said 60 and I was like
welcome to
America he's 16 you're 15 he can drive
no no you don't have cars there what oh
you oh like is it like The Flinstones
their feet
unicorn wait a minute you but he can oh
it's in the Philippines that's right I
forgot there do you get licenses there
at 16 or no no you can only get the yeah
the students permit is at 17 and then 18
is the legal driving age but no one
really drives no there's a there's a lot
I mean you could afford your dad's a
lawyer I like his car I don't want his
car what does he have oh he just has an
Elantra but he like tweaked it so it's
like it's a tricked out
Elantra yeah Andrew I want to tell you
can I tell you something we are the best
country in the world we are we really a
lawyer drives an Elantra I know tough
times over there a Mitsubishi Elantra is
top tier yeah but they have running
water that's good that is that your
cousin's name running water no but they
they they at one point they didn't have
running water remember no way yeah we no
they did no they didn't no but your dad
has a tricked outut alantra and you love
it yeah is he going to give it to you I
hope so me too mhm we'll we'll tell we
can ask him yeah let's ask him and then
you have two little two little brothers
yeah they want it too comp oh really
yeah but you're the old you're the
oldest yeah so you get it are they still
crazy or no every time I see them
they're just running around in circles
the youngest is crazy you just want to
like punch him all day you don't like
him how old is he 10 10 okay yeah yeah
he's a child but he's just so but they
grow up faster there no they don't yeah
they have he has a mustache like [ย __ย ]
Manny Pacquiao they all have they're
born with mustaches in the Philippines
what were you going to ask me what oh no
I was going to tell you that my mom has
like the biggest crush on
you also why is there a dickpick on your
house what what what's up of what of
like dicks there's like a big dick and
like small small dicks like around it
Polaroids what are you doing you have
dickpics at your house on the wall I lit
whose dicks are they I lit have no whose
dicks do you have on your wall have no
whose dicks are on your wall at your
house first of all I'll leave here right
now and go your house and see back up
right now D no cuz you don't do this to
you disrespected me first of all and
called this [ย __ย ] uh B uh uh belly
tiger [ย __ย ] whatever the [ย __ย ] that
I'm going to go to your house if there's
other dicks on that wall that aren't
mine we're in a [ย __ย ] fight it's your
dick dude no it's not I know is it
Orange it's kind of orange it was your
dick oh all right then we're cool anyway
can I explain the dick pick or no please
we're all
waiting so you know the Wednesday
meeting I go to yeah right so I go to
this Wednesday that's what you guys do
at AA that's not what we do so there's
this guy named I can't say his name
because it's but anyway there's this guy
who's a newcomer and one day he goes hey
let's do a Christmas like elephant
whatever Christmas elephant thing right
a white elephant yeah whatever where
every you you draw a name out of the
[ย __ย ] thing yeah so I get him for some
reason right and I brought I forgot
about it so I brought cash so I gave I
gave a friend of my $100 and then this
other guy gives me a beanie inside the
Beanie was that [ย __ย ] Polaroid of a
dickpick of his dick I don't know whose
dick it is but when I opened it up and I
did it I go oh [ย __ย ] I don't I said just
put it on the ledge you kept it but why
is there like one big dick and then like
small dicks around it wait wait in one
photo you really are in Hollywood yeah
in one photo yeah did I take it I don't
know dude this is what Cat Williams was
talking about what you're in Hollywood
dude you're getting dick weird dickpick
Polaroid proposals you are [ย __ย ]
Hollywood who's more Hollywood now bad
friends fans the guy that has dick piics
on his wall no no so that's is wow dude
you I'm not ashamed you're evil you're
in the I'm not evil I'm not ashamed who
did you who did you have to suck to get
that fox
deal oh we want to give you a
show no no no so anyway why did you put
it on your wall why didn't you on a oh
my God you guys are [ย __ย ] where is it
yeah if I was ashamed of it why would I
I put it with a drawer put it right
there why throw it away it's funny
people walking up see gigantic dickpic
it's funny okay I don't know would you
have dickpics in your house guys just
laying around Carlos car thank you car
that's why you're in the program too
right but I mean you know if you're
going to first of all do you want to
clean my house again again and you're
telling everybody the inside secrets of
my house I'm just telling like weird
stuff in your house yeah you have a dick
on display thank you I'm not ashamed of
it also this right it's so contradictory
to what you just said you're mad about
it but then she's like no it's displayed
you're like right I'm not not
embarrassed I'm not embarrassed I'm
adding up but my point is this okay is
just that next time you see some stuff
like that but I can't keep a secret I
have to tell it see something say
something thank you Rudy okay you got to
teach them right they're doing good yeah
and then why is it when you clean my
house if you want to just if you want to
talk about things then let's talk about
things on the show talk about whatever
you want on the show why is it why is it
when you clean my house and stuff like
that um I see your phone it's on uhoh
right and you're in a different room
okay you're in a different room cleaning
but who's on the phone oh my boyfriend
yeah yeah and he's just laying there
like this e what yeah so she's cleaning
another room like she you're FaceTiming
and he just lays there but he's not even
she's not in she's
downstairs because we just like she's
downstairs right and I'm I'm getting a
drink you know me in the kitchen and I
look I see her phone and I see this
gigantic nose oh my God oh my God what
he doesn't have a big nose no he doesn't
have a big no does he have a big nose no
see is that wide no okay it's normal
from where you from but from here dude
yeah it's snuff all up I guessing your
nose all right your nose is not even
normal so don't make fun oh go ahead
call me out what's up with my nose now
what is up with your nose tell me about
my nose why is it not normal let me see
lift up yeah it's yeah well I don't know
yeah it's pretty really good pretty
normal yeah yeah anyway why do you have
this kid he's your
slave what do you mean it's creepy that
he watches I'm cleaning the house but
I'm not even in the room but you have to
stay on you know I mean on the phone on
FaceTime we just like to stay on call
it's normal for us the fact is he likes
it yeah g it's love maybe no that's not
love that's weird he just there while
she cleans that sounds like some weird
fetish [ย __ย ] no because he's watching
something and we're just doing different
things but staying on call you're does
your boyfriend stay on FaceTime with you
when you're doing something real that's
maybe it's just what young people do
it's what they do these wh no FaceTime
my wife are you [ย __ย ] out of your mind
I live with her yeah FaceTime no you
don't do that you don't do I mean we
FaceTime if I'm like across the country
on the road but your boyfriend lives in
the same city you call them it's
different they young people do FaceTime
[ย __ย ] okay they love FaceTime anyway how
many times have you done
FaceTime what do you mean in general you
never do FaceTime I do it every night to
who to who I've been FaceTiming somebody
every night who you been FaceTiming
Cleveland have you been FaceTime you
know what dude what's going on here
today what is going on here today that's
why everybody wore your shirt so they
could call you out for [ย __ย ] and make you
not feel bad yeah anyway I do FaceTime
and um U are you FaceTiming with someone
that you um enjoy right right now yeah
how long do you stay on FaceTime with
this person half an hour maybe that's
pretty good do you remember when we were
young and we talk on the phone to to
someone we liked for hours no when we
were like young young oh my God and they
would sit on the phone for hours and
hours and hours you guys don't know
about land lines no in when I was when I
went on the road my first road dat was
in San Antonio and I was seeing this
girl Jennifer field remember the girl
that texted me when I was 23 I ate her
[ย __ย ] vagina in in her mom's closet
who could forget
yeah who could forget yeah yeah yeah
yeah and I remember going to cuz I was
opening for menia Carlos menia and we're
at the um that San Antonio Mall LOL not
lol it wasn't even there yet it was in
the mall the other one yeah right and
they had this weird like condo that I
had to stay in and I remember from after
the show maybe it was like I was 1:00 in
the morning I talked to her till like
8:00 in the morning yeah on a landline
on a landline yeah and and tell I love
you I miss you you know what I mean be
falling asleep and wake up and keep talk
yeah I miss those days me too man never
going to get that ever again now these
kids just stay on FaceTime where they
clean other people's houses now when a
girl calls I sh them like a u
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me well you're 52 I I
know that's what I'm not saying Young
Love where's old love no no hold up I'm
just saying the feeling of like you know
St Andrew's retirement home is right
down the street from me yeah come by
sometime I know what I'm saying is the
feeling of like you're in a pink Cloud
butterflies you get you you don't get
that anymore you don't get it I remember
in my your age it was intense it's
different it was like but you're feeling
it for the first time yeah but it was
just like oh my God this is it this is
you know mean this is going to fulfill
every and it doesn't does it dream no
because it always I you always get
betrayed it lets you down in some way
you're going to get let down but I want
to but what I'm saying is I'm trying to
find that in my life now but you're
going to get that feeling no I haven't
felt that since I was their age you'll
get a different version what about Kalo
when you first met I did get a with her
for a couple years yeah yeah yeah but
anyway um no but but you're going to
find it in a different way stop rubbing
your
tits what do you mean stop it no I just
stop you're there's a warm feeling of no
can I just do this you're going to get
me hard if you keep I know but I I I I I
I want to feel it in my chest like love
you're going to get the love it's just
going to feel different you're not that
young anymore you're VI your your your
viewpoint on the world is different so
you're not going to feel the same you
know what you know what it's like for an
addict remember the first time you got
high yeah greatest thing in the world
yeah and then the second time and the
third time and the fourth time you got
high and by the 50th time you got high
it didn't feel like the first time you
got high at all it was kind of a let
down I think that's what it is so you're
looking at it looking for the old high
you need to chase the new high not drugs
you need to chase love in the way of
like this is just who you are now they
should have a business like a Black
Mirror episode m a place where they wipe
your
memories you Scientology is open 24
hours a day I know but just a place
where I can just restart well when you
die I think you restart you think so
100% I think when we die we restart into
another soul and body and entity I think
you've died a thousand times you just
don't know it not as Bobby Lee but as
other [ย __ย ] what you think I was before
this a worm Sam amurai a samurai worm a
samurai worm a no what if you were a
unicorn oh that's why you love it so
much I don't love it that's why you're
mentioning it now I'd have I'd rather
have minur I'd rather have Minotaur come
you're definitely not Minotaur no you're
Minotaur I'm definitely more minitor
than you are yeah but I'm not Centaur
you're not a centaur oh [ย __ย ] why not
you're a unicorn worm how about a siren
you're a worm no I'm not a worm you're a
warrior worm is not a mythological
creature a worm sure is worms have been
around for billions of years in the
folklore of of it is now how about it
can I be a worm like in Dune no yeah I
would be a gigantic worm no you're an
earthworm you're a little tiny baby
Earth no no I want to be one of those in
the in in the desert Dune Dune I want to
be a Dun worm that's you you're an Asian
Asian jumping go dun worm Google dun
worm that's an Asian jumping worm dun
worm Dune worm dude no you're not that's
me that's my butthole no have you seen
my but hole exactly like that right it's
it's got the lines and everything look
at that's me dude you're and that's
[ย __ย ] right there those two girls you're
an Asian they're going into your butth
hole yeah yeah yeah yeah okay you're an
Asian jumping worm okay would then what
are you then ask the girls what was I in
my previous life I feel like did Andrew
would be like a horse or yeah a sentor
yeah yeah right there yeah that's me oh
so he gets a good one yeah I get worm no
no no but you've okay okay how about
this girls what was he before he was a
worm maybe maybe you were you were the
one that rode the Andrew that's right I
rode him you rode on back you were like
in my horse
hairs no it's no dude okay check it out
no it's like those you know on a whale
uh right they have the little fish that
clean their back that's you that's not
me 100% that's you you're the Barnacles
on the whale the bar you're a [ย __ย ]
Barnacle Barnacle under wh back [ย __ย ]
you dude that looks exactly like you I
know but does that even have a brain and
feelings do you no okay barle a barnacle
Barnacle Bobby yeah Barnacle Bobby
Barnacle Bobby riding on a whales back
all right dude enough make you feel
better what was he before he was a worm
because you lived another you lived
other so many so many lives what was you
before he was a worm
girl maybe you were working on 9 of5 yes
you I was
working a regular
guying what he was a blowfish man you
working 9 to5 at a
restaurant take order can I speak to the
manager I'm sorry but the Blowfish has
forgotten so many our drinks came late
yeah why don't have any
hands what a shitty server shitty or I
was a blowfish you're a blowfish well
let's go to you guys then oh yeah what
were the girls oh [ย __ย ] how many
varieties of maggots are
there you can't make the call cuz we
already made your call yeah yeah oh
really so once you make the call I can't
make a call make call what kind of
[ย __ย ] game is this what are you
talking about and yeah call I think
Rudy oh my God I can I can see it now
her previous life butterfly butterfly no
no not not Rudy was dolphin Rudy was um
mermaid have you ever been to the Great
Wall of China no at the Great Wall of
China there was a little patch uh that
that a little crack in the rocks and and
flowers go grow through
there who who who whoa whoa what Coral
huh flowers there's a group of wild
flowers and the Chinese government has
just let it continue to grow so now it's
a patch of wild flowers I think you were
a wild flower that's at the Great Wall
of China C that's good he said where
were you before this I can see it in my
head let me let me see it if I oh I see
it I see it I see it oh my God I see it
I see it
now oh no oh no oh no what what what
what what what oh no she was oh my God
she was a little ground squirrel a
little a little tiny ground squirrel and
she popped up oh at a construction site
in
her head came right off oh [ย __ย ] my God
it was a tragic death that was oh you
have the ability I can see oh my God let
me see Carlos you oh I can see Carlos oh
my God iOS what is it what was it what
is
it oh oh my God you remember oh my God
you know in in New York in Central Park
they had the horses on the carriages
yeah yeah yeah yeah you know the bag
that catches all the horse poop Carlos
that's Carlos he was a bag of horeshit
oh [ย __ย ] he was the bag that collected
all the hor [ย __ย ] in Central Park yeah
yeah yeah yeah oh my God at the turn of
w dude you're gifted wow well let me see
if I can do fancy we should have a 18
800 number yeah just call me yeah yeah
call me now for your free history
reading yeah it's m Mr Cheeto Mr Cheeto
yeah okay hold on let me see if I can do
fancy hold on oh yeah yeah oh I know oh
you can can you feel it oh wait wait
wait I just gave it to
I just gave it to you you feel it yeah
yeah yeah oh yeah what is it he's the um
oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I
know what he's a he lice oh I see oh
yeah yeah but but but not on top of
human head no no Noy no no not [ย __ย ] not
for a [ย __ย ] not for a [ย __ย ] either not a
[ย __ย ] not a [ย __ย ] no no no no no no it's
a it's a turd it's a turd it's a turd
it's a tur it's a turd creature it's
it's it's Eric
Griffin
dude I like that I like that Rudy said
you're [ย __ย ] [ย __ย ] Li yeah [ย __ย ] women
don't get lice do they get lice you guys
know about [ย __ย ] lice is that a real
thing
yeah crabs yeah don't no crabs and lice
are two different different lice is
super common tiny insects that look like
tiny versions of the crabs you see at
the beach they live on the skin and
coarse hairs people get pubic lice W no
way have you guys ever known anybody
that's got that no no but we used to
have so much sice on our hair when you
were kids really a lot
really picking it out yeah guess what
guess what Andrew and I never had it
never had it you know why shower it's
probably cuz you were elice in your old
life yeah yeah and then you died from
getting picked and you were born as
Bobby Lee oh wow picked on picked I get
it what wait how do you get lice out of
your hair I don't know I don't know roll
around the the dirt that was how you got
get more lice
yeah combing wet hair with a fine tooth
knit comb remove lice and some knits
there's something called knits yeah we
used to have a lot and like eggs and
like
everything the egg yeah the EG you
crawling and I bet your money I bet your
money you eat those too no yeah right
before it's about to hatch right you eat
it like B like little tiny ballute balls
we don't eat yeah little ball ball you
want some ballute with sprinkle of lice
yeah yeah right so basically so you get
the little eggs too up there mhm M yeah
so lice comes from eggs they lay them
they're just reincarnating on your head
oh that's interesting they so itchy yeah
yeah I bet a lot did they come from oh
imagine that that's awful oh it's awful
you never had lies no no we never have
Lies We don't ever get stuff like that
if you live in like a swampy area you
can get like uh if you go swimming and
you can get leeches ticks ticks and
leeches from the for from the woods yeah
you can get and ticks give you lime dis
disas you know what that is yeah you
guys have that over there no lime
disease but they have you have leeches
in the water don't you have leeches show
them a leech you don't have leeches at
all I've never seen one I've never seen
one oh they suck on your skin like that
they suck your blood they're little
vampires maybe Bobby was like that oh my
god oh really now I'm that too you
weren't a vampire you were a leach oh
really interesting she's saying before
before this was another life another
have I ever had a good life you 95 blow
I was a 95 Blowfish as a waiter and then
you were a leech where where was he a
leech was he working the Philippines oh
you Lee in the Philipp oh the
Philippines he wasn't working he was it
was wait wait wait I was a lazy vampire
leech no you were a homeless leech all
right so I didn't even want to work no
no you were just you guys go ahead you
guys go and suck the blood I'm just
going to sit here on the corner and beg
for [ย __ย ] you couldn't get any blood
you would beg for blood you'd sit all
the guys would go suck all day they'd
come home and you you got any blood no
one would give you speaking of blood I
was watching of Earth planet Earth yeah
right and there was an episode where
they have this little this island where
these Birch Birds right Birch bird a
birch Bird yeah and this tiny Island
there's not a lot of food and stuff
right so how do they eat they have these
gigantic seagulls that fly over there
right because they can't make it to the
mainland these little birds and what
they do is they jump on top of their
backs they poke them their back mhm and
they start drinking their blood w that's
kind of smart that is very smart yeah
and the [ย __ย ] those gigantic Birds
they don't even know what's going on
walking around like you know they don't
know wow they suck the blood out of
their backs to stay alive yeah vampire
Birch Birds maybe they're like zombies
they are like look at their eyes are
blood red oh so they drink blood see
right there zoom in that photo that's
cool and the Big Bird doesn't care no he
look at him he's like oh he just digs in
they dig end is unbelievable they're
just taking advantage of this other
Bird's blood but they don't ever eat
anything but blood I think there's
certain times of the year where they
can't get anything so they they they go
oh we'll go blood they just got to eat
blood is that unbelievable though look
at that do you even get full with blood
well I don't want you to try to find out
yeah depends on how much blood you drink
I'm sure you can you can get full off of
blood yeah yeah you never had blood no
oh someone's not in
Hollywood you never been to a restaurant
had baby blood you never had baby blood
you never been to a restaurant where
they offer you blood yeah no
it's you know what's so you know what's
so gross though is that bird uhuh that
little Blood Bird yeah I bet
you in a species format would outlive it
has outlived humans and will outlive
humans forever and they're sucking blood
yeah Meanwhile we're eating wendes and
[ย __ย ] Taco Bell but you know what
maybe we should be sucking blood to live
longer here's a concern though what if
the seagull's gay and he's
unprotected yeah he's dangerous blood
flies back that's right infects the
whole [ย __ย ] up now you bunch
bir
Birds you
know I saw this morning I was watching
The History Channel I love this stuff I
love the History Channel I love nature
and history me too do you like Ancient
Aliens I love anything that's ancient I
me
too nothing current no modern [ย __ย ] yeah
you like ancient like ancient old stuff
what's is there old [ย __ย ] like when you
in the Philippines is there like old
ruins that you can go go visit and stuff
they're not ruins but they are old
there's old [ย __ย ] mhm like old native
there's like there's no like Mayan
Temple well the Mayans wouldn't be there
I mean just some Temple that you guys I
don't think temples no you guys never
did buildings back in the day they are
they still don't have buildings now I
know let me go back to the five ruins go
back to the five the ruin that the
magical five ruins of the Philippines
you just were at yeah ruins of famous
ruins in the Philippines here we go here
we go Fortune Island oh the sunken
cemetery is cool though yeah what's
going on there oh yeah there's just that
that's a dope that's cool yeah wait
there's a cemetery that's that got
overtaken by water over the years that
sound like the Spaniards did this this
is from the Spaniards that's disgusting
I think this was because of a
volcano yeah the Spaniards we call them
volcano so Mount or that could be Aqua
Aquaman's family right there all dead
yeah sunken you guys cut that out that's
not even
funny I just throw things out and I go
why did I just say that sorry you guys
have never been here I've been there you
swam down there no we can't swim cuz
they say it's haunted so shut up it's
haunted there's so many graves there I
know oh really there the spirits have
you ever seen a ghost in the Water
Swimming doing a
backstroke you probably can't swim so
when there's someone swimming on top
they're going to try to reach on to you
to get back up in the air yeah oh so
we're booies yeah to [ย __ย ] ghosts they
drink the blood too but what happens if
a ghost catches you what happens in the
water it's not going to kill you it's
gonna drown you yeah oh just like in
Lord of the
Rings do you remember
no what what are you talking you
remember what are you talking about Lord
of the Rings yeah but when does he cut
when is someone underwat I think in the
third movie there's this swamp area and
Gollum tells Frodo not to look about the
Starry Eyes Shut the [ย __ย ] up do you
remember I'm not a nerd dude that I've
seen the movie before do you guys know
not know this right and so then froto
[ย __ย ] up and he stares at a looks into
the water looks into the water and
there's a kind of a dead glowy eye in
there but doesn't try to get him no but
then he goes into a trance oh right then
he falls into the [ย __ย ] swamp so they
and then all the [ย __ย ] ghosts in the
water are C try to grab him and guess
what the fat [ย __ย ] Sam right Dives in and
gets him he gets him always a fatty to
save the day no it was Gollum actually
it was a fat [ย __ย ] oh thank God was Samm
and the other guy gay yeah okay what
what no yeah yeah they were no they wer
gay dude it came out years later they
were
gay they were
mhm I didn't the internet it broke the
internet look it up yeah yeah with Sam
from Lord of the Rings gay is it because
they cried a lot on each other's arms
yeah that's what I thought yeah yeah
yeah well you know sometimes that
happens when you're about to die too the
fantasy science fiction author Maran
Zimmer Bradley wrote that froto and Sam
had the most intense love described in
the book told you yeah but it's not it's
the kind of love me and Andrew have no
no no no no yeah yeah yeah shut the [ย __ย ]
up hold up back up first of all the love
that you and I have pictures of my [ย __ย ]
are on your
hallway same thing as salmon froto
that's what I'm saying it's the love we
have yeah gay it's that gay that's I
some most guys would arue check it out
dude we go down to Alabama and talk
about our love no this is gay dude our
love is so that little Chinese and Irish
man are [ย __ย ] gay dude y'all seen them
CH that Chinese dude that love [ย __ย ]
redhead and Chinese
dude them dudes is gay dude they flirt
all the time he kissed his nut sack one
time I live stream I did I did but
that's not okay okay what you know I'm
can let me just explain myself real
quick and I want to be real not even in
a comedy way all right and I really
believe this okay okay I believe that
you and our our love is so intense right
that's on the edge of gay but it hasn't
crossed the line it's so close to gay
it's a Million Miles Away exactly so
what basically what I'm saying is is
that if you and I went on a journey much
like froto and Sam you're saying like a
date no well yeah a date Journey however
you want to say it right and we're
having meals out in the forest some call
it picnics okay you mean I just call it
second breakfast second breakfast yeah
right B2 yeah and you and I you know
what I mean at nights because it's cold
at night it is right cuz we're trying to
get the Mordor it's far away yeah what
do we do get naked and hug each other
but [ย __ย ] no we don't we don't butt [ย __ย ]
we don't butt [ย __ย ] dude we just get
naked we get naked and hold our body
body warmth and we're so comfortable
with each other right right but [ย __ย ] no
we don't but [ย __ย ] we don't we sleep of
all little spon's the little spoon come
on yeah and also can I just say I'm a
[ย __ย ] Ladle he's a he's a little like
a little baby spoon also the ring is so
dangerous that we we had wrap it around
Andrew's dick right and my butthole is
the
safe it has it has to turn and lock yeah
but that's not gay we're protecting the
ring that's why no one can pull me out
once I'm in and locked out and we sleep
right golems in the tree watching us
going look at these [ย __ย ] gay [ย __ย ]
right right but we do that right and
then in the morning when we go travel we
unlock and this and I I I do a little
sigh like
a you know I mean and then we go on our
Voyage again right every night we do the
[ย __ย ] routine lock the we lock we
locked the ring into the
safe right but that's not gay dude
that's just keeping the ring safe
I really commend you guys for keep yeah
but then when we get to the [ย __ย ] when
we get to the [ย __ย ] Mordor When we
arrive we're trying to throw it inh
right we both die yeah we both because
we forgot to unlock we just jump in
together yeah this is how we want to go
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sad that you're going to go home
tomorrow yeah I'm pretty sad when going
to come back to the states do you even
know no no it's undetermined MH wow yeah
last time you were here it was a year or
two ago a year a year God that's wild so
do you usually come every year though or
no um yeah lately once a year Well you
came for her birthday I remember that
yeah once a year is a good are you going
to end up moving here you said you
wanted to last time I want to I I think
she should come for college well you
still got to get through high school
first you never know if she might not
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I got good grade yeah can we do the same
same thing we did for you same program
well you came in high school right mhm
and we you left lived at my house you
came your senior year right junior
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high school why can't we do the same for
her I don't know you she can you want to
do that I guess but she she's going yeah
she doesn't want to so why don't you
finish High School dump your boyfriend
and then you can move to the States but
also we got white boyfriends here what
oh yeah you're
your boyfriend's Brown oh man we got
some we got UPG we got some some good
well he's not brown actually he's not
brown he's The Wider side of the
philippin I know but wait till you get
here wait till you see how white some of
these guys are it's unbelievable
unbelievable the skin is so dry top
whites top whites yeah
yeah and we also what would we have
blacks too we have everything really we
have everything here everything you ever
we have a more variety so why not let me
ask you something in the the Philippines
if you go to 31 Flavors you know what
that is they don't have that Baskin
Robins an ice cre oh Bas an ice cream
place right is there only one flavor
there no no we have all the flavors poop
yeah poop yeah yeah yeah welcome
poop yeah we have we have all the
flavors all the flavors we have every
single one you've ever dreamed of and
more she likes her boyfriend don't dump
your boyfriend have fun and then come
but move out here why why don't we do
that yeah yeah nah we had enough with
her what are you you mean well here's
the deal one comes in one's got to go so
you got to go back that's the deal
that's the fancy came in because someone
left that's the only reason work George
no no no I mean from the Spain he had
you when you come here from Spain you
have to send a Spaniard back to Spain
that's the only way it works it's it's
reciprocation you have to it is we're
full don't you listen to Donald Trump we
have too many yeah we're [ย __ย ] full
poisoning the blood yeah that's true
you're poisoning the blood of pure
Americans poisoning I'm not doing
anything yeah right your boyfriend right
is an American is he not yeah and if you
guys had a baby what happens Green Card
poison the blood but the blood's
poisoned no yeah yeah no no it's UPG I'm
not going to have kids I'm going to
abort it okay all right all right all
right okay she really is American yeah
you are American Jesus Christ Jesus
Christ what does that say schools in the
Philippines have a stricter management
they have they have stricter management
than the United States they have a
higher standard of Education than do
they really well that I'm not surprised
look at this [ย __ย ] country we're
upside down higher standard of Education
in the Philippines students are taught
well teachers are considered second
parents to the students wow are your
teachers like your parents mhm yeah it's
like best friends like you like you hug
them goodbye and stuff that's insane I
[ย __ย ] my teacher opposite yeah hated
hated them hated they hated me I [ย __ย ]
hated them hated them man we were bad
kids oh yeah but really bad what happens
with bad kids in the Philippines
I don't know there's not even a
detention yeah there's all detention
there's no detention there's no
suspension you just go talk to the the
principal or something yeah but that's
what does he say yeah stop being so bad
yeah yeah stop yeah be better cuz I
remember on the third grade someone
stabbed someone with a pencil right what
is it prison no it's their Sandy
Hook there was a mess steing today with
a number two
yeah and you know how hard those are to
acquire so he stabbed him with the
number two did he die nothing yeah I
don't know what happened but he was
still there he was still going to school
nothing happened that's a that is a and
that's a talked about thing wait wait a
so a student stabbed a teacher with a
pencil no not a teach a student stab
another student right what if that kid
still had the pencil his neck can't take
it out can't take it out he draws with
it very good what does that say though
you go back it's said there's never ever
been a school shooting in the
Philippines yeah the school shooting
stats are [ย __ย ] why can't we do this
they don't have guns that's right
there's no guns in the Philippines the
cops have guns of it's illegal to it's
access no but wait a minute the cops do
have guns though yeah yeah the cops
there's got to be some bad cops doing
bad [ย __ย ] though cops see the cops are up
to no good yeah there was one shooting
at aeno de Manila oh a ten de Manila
it's at a university yeah it's that is
that high school there no
College wow shooting at a college at the
is a good school think about this though
English is you know a second language to
them right of course but look how great
she speaks yeah we don't realize that
that's you know her language is her
native tongue and she can she can do
they're smarter than us I think that's
what they pay more attention to [ย __ย ]
yeah I wouldn't be able to tell the
difference I don't think would you if
she said she was born here they sound
identical yeah okay and she's been here
for much longer longer but you got yeah
but I think she has more of like a
American or something she has better
English than me cuz I feel like I still
have the accent well she's smarter than
you that's true yeah that's a big piece
of it hey can you guys like talk like a
valley girl oh yeah let's hear you talk
like yeah see she could do it that
sounds exactly exactly from that for the
next couple minutes just talk that way
say say say um say today I want what do
kids do the mall order order a coffee oh
yeah I'm so good at this coffee I did it
on purpose in the Philippines all let me
be this let me be the guy all hello hi
no let me okay sorry
sorry where are you at the Philippines
she's here we're here I I let's do it
like that cuz that's how I do it in the
Philippines I always purposely do
it that's not the
accent welc what's it what's the local
coffee shop called there yeah we don't
have one there's no local just Starbucks
only Starbucks or coffee bean welcome to
Coffee Bean box you can do bows bow
welcome to Bow can I take your order
please hi can I get a um can I get a
grande Macha latte please oh my God God
that's so [ย __ย ] that sounds exactly
like a valley yeah yeah all right Rudy
you try now it's Rudy's turn Okay
welcome to Coffee she's sitting up hi
can I get an iced vanilla latte you
sound like you that's you you [ย __ย ] you
need the Val yeah yeah yeah yeah you can
go far crazier yeah yeah there we go
get your body into it yeah wait wait
wait
wait Queen yes Queen
yeah can I get an ice vanilla latte oh
that's pretty good that's pretty good
yeah one with autism but
still yeah that's great this is so that
one's so good so good that really sounds
like if you close your eyes yeah uh say
um oh my God I lost my valet ticket oh
my God I lost my valet ticket that's oh
my god dude we got to get her an agent
When I close my eyes I I literally see
like a white chick I do too yeah that's
what some of my friends say cuz I do it
with my friend a lot and then it's
become like my accent kind of so wait
who taught you to where did you hear to
do it were you just from
online the internet but then I would
meet new friends on the internet and
they would think I would be a white girl
wow wow what a superpower you could
catfish I can yeah wow she be Queen wow
you should catfish has a white I have
catfished really I got money from it
wait tell us wait wait wait wait stop
yes the fake oh I have to tell you guys
something okay I have okay so you know
how you stalk people on Instagram right
no we don't don't heard people I st
people you mean you're saying look at
someone's in like an ex-boyfriend or
something like that yeah yeah but you
make another account it's like a Fina
you know what's a Fina a fake one yeah a
fake account I know what it is you st it
uhhuh I have a fake account cuz I saw a
real and it was like it was something
about like having a Fina right and so I
was like I'm going to make an Indian man
Fina so I have I'm I have an account
where I just act like an Indian man and
then I talked to my mom on it and oh
yeah I tried scamming her for an iPhone
15 and she replied to me no she did wait
a minute did your your you tried to
pretend that you were a guy interested
in dating your mom no I tried to scam
her cuz I can't I can't say the username
cuz everyone's going to know yeah don't
say it don't say it wait how did you get
money who gave you money oh no no I
didn't get money from that I got money
from Discord what did you do on Discord
to get money I would I would pretend to
be like a really cute Japanese girl and
they would give me like Nitro and like
one time I got Minecraft but then when I
stopped talking to them he took it away
I was so mad how much money did can can
you get on Discord um I didn't get money
money I got
things that could buy from that you
could buy with money wow it's crypto
basically crypto yeah yeah yeah that's
amazing now what you dude you need to be
a a full-time scam artist we need yeah
yeah why not but could do you do an
Indian accent or no no I can't okay yeah
but you should really think about being
a full-time scam no one's a criminal
anymore like that a professional
criminal that's not out to like hurt
people physically yeah but a
professional scammer that great that
dude dream big Dre big dream [ย __ย ] big
think about it there's some old guy
right now there's some really old guy
right whose wife died years ago he's got
six or seven million doar he doesn't
know what to do you could steal from
that guy yeah yeah he could be dead soon
you could steal from that guy I'd
support
that cuz the money is going to you guys
anyways it's going to my family that's
right that's right so you should support
it right that's very good all right ins
get in here I get get in here now yeah
yeah that's amazing you know what's so
funny though I don't know um uh Carnegie
you guys don't you know who Carnegie is
no Carnegie was one of America's richest
men right and Carnegie believed that if
you die rich you're a soulless man so he
gave away look at up look up how much
money Carnegie gave away at the end of
his life this
guy gave away most of his fortune at the
end and he believed to influence other
rich people to to be philanthropic it
was kind of the turn of the century he
he was like should give away he
distributed 350 million and had 30
million left which went to corporation's
endowment fund towards other things he
pacifist had a single goal achieving
World Peace So Carnegie believed if you
die with money you're kind of a sucker
so he tried hard to give away all of his
money imagine being Carnegie's son yeah
[ย __ย ] dad I got [ย __ย ]
$10 a bus ticket yeah yeah yeah I'd be
so pissed well this influenced this
influenced um many other rich rich
families richer than him to do the same
thing which was kind of interesting I
watched the whole thing about this it
was [ย __ย ] insane but he was but
because the the amount of wealth
acquired by him uh was equal I think
they had said at the time was equal to
like $62 billion that he ended up like
lording over and then realized it was
worthless he couldn't do anything with
it wow he had too much money more money
than anybody we ever have seen today
because what's our richest guy on Earth
today has like upwards of 12 20 billion
something like that Elon Musk Elon Musk
is not in the 200 oh my holy [ย __ย ]
[ย __ย ] [ย __ย ] that's a lot I didn't know it
was in the hundreds of billions that's a
lot he is the only person who also lost
200 billion and got it back he's also
Bobby's age what wow oh oh you're saying
I'm a failure no he's just saying
failure that's a pretty big gap of
achievement I know I know I know but
think about this is my point what the
[ย __ย ] is he going to do with $229 billion
give it to us he should he should you
listening here Elon can you imagine I
watched your podcast genas Khan all
these guys sick trillionaires who lived
on Earth and reached the Pinnacle genas
Khan Akbar the Great wow you do that
though just give out all your money when
like you're dying already you should if
you're dying what the [ย __ย ] are you going
to do with it you should give it all
away when you're dying yeah if you're
dying you should spend a lot have fun
how do you know when you're going to die
I think if you reach an age when you're
like yeah hey man it's probably soon
still you still don't you're you're like
in hospice right and you're getting all
the treatment you're you know the rich
man treatment mhm right when do you do
it the day the day before well I don't
think it's like an immediate death no I
just want to know man on your deathbed
you push the button right you go okay
all you can draft up a [ย __ย ] living
will and then in your living will says
oh I see that's what I would do yeah on
my final but right now I cuz when I'm
alive on Earth I still want all of it
well you don't want all of it no to the
end and then when I'm dead then go bad
boy no not not bad boy cuz you're going
to still you're just like G con that's
right I am [ย __ย ] it you should give it
away I will when I die once I'm no
longer conscious and here yeah then I'm
going to I'll have it all worked out
with my lawyers who would be the most
unlikely person that you would give
money to when you die my mom oh my God
there's so many you're going to give
people money that you know like don't
deserve it or you don't like anymore
just be just to like show them up or
something well you know what that's cool
I you know what I would do I would give
people money and just go listen dude I
you're a [ย __ย ] jackass while I would
here and a complete other [ย __ย ]
[ย __ย ] and I [ย __ย ] every time I hear
your name or saw you I wanted to vomit
all right but dude here's a million
dollars that's like the best revenge is
that cool yeah that would be a cool way
to say [ย __ย ] you [ย __ย ] off have you ever
heard the Adam Sandler story um about
Adam Sandler was at NYU and college and
drama school I might be misquoting but
and I guess one of the professors took
him out for a beer and the professor was
like you don't have it you just don't
I'm sorry but you just like don't have
it like I like I you're such a great guy
but like you got to find another thing
dude like this is not going to work out
comedy no no yeah well acting and comedy
and everything oh wow wow wow and then
you know Adam was obviously like well
[ย __ย ] that I'm not going to stop and the
guy was like I'm just telling you I just
don't think this is your going to be
your lifelong career wow right and then
at the height of Adam's career wow when
he's like Tip Top I guess he's in a bar
with a bunch of friends yeah and sees
this this professor as there wow right
and an opportunity to go up to him and
what endless of possibilities what would
you do well hold on let me finish it
does but this how this is this is what
kind of guy Sandler is I love it I love
it he walks up to the professor with his
friends and says hello to him his
professors says hi and he turns to his
friends and he says you know what this
was the only Professor that bought me a
beer oh and then introduced him to his
friends and that was that I know class
talk about a grade a classy guy Sandler
CL what a [ย __ย ] cool [ย __ย ] dude he
could have done so many smart assy
things not rude but like he could have
been like I guess it worked out you know
mean professor remember that's the thing
Prof remember Adam Sandler no does he
remember saying that to Al if you took a
guy out for a beer for sure you remember
this wasn't in class if he was like
Bobby uh next next time the scene is got
to be no no no he took him out just him
and him for a beer one-on-one to tell
him he doesn't think this should he
should continue he remembers I I I when
and after Adam SEL said that I would
love the professor to double down and be
like still not working out or it's like
once that Netflix deal is done you're
[ย __ย ] you're tough or you you won the
lottery you know that oh oh oh you that
right like you still have you're garbage
you still don't have any Talent yeah
right you would double down no no I
don't know what would you say to the
professor I there's got to be people in
your life that the beginning your comedy
career were like you're not you're not
going to make it in comedy or they said
something around I I had one incident
like that what well I just bloop his
name out an agent his name is MHM from I
know who he is you do yeah so uh Abby
sent me a um a meeting with him and
we're and we're sitting there I'm in his
office and he looks at me at across from
the desk and he goes yeah I just you're
not going to work and I go not going to
get work is what yeah I go what do you
mean he's like you're funny but it's
like
you're just never going to work and I go
oh and he goes I just don't see it wow
and I go okay and I remember tears
rolling up in my eyes no and I then we
took the elevator down together no me
and Abby oh was say how weird and my
manager was like um it's okay see we'll
find somebody else right and I'm like I
just don't like it's pointless why you
know mhm and then years later I was on
mad and David Salman the owner of mad
goes um hey Bobby come into my office
like Windows off and he goes um I need a
Hispanic guy as an actor on the show
we've just we had Nelson and Scio but
it's been years ago so I go Johnny
Sanchez yeah he's my friend yeah so he
goes who is that and I kind of educated
him and I called Johnny and I helped
Johnny through the auditioning process
he got the
show but his
agent wow right so now we're at the
first live right and I'm at video
Village and it's Johnny he played Joker
one of his characters and it was front
of an live studio audience and I'm
sitting at V video Village and because
I'm so nervous for Johnny to because I
want him to hit a home run MH and I I
feel a presence right here and it's it
it's a
smell yeah not a presence it's a smell
yeah right and I look and I go you I
like I see my Peri and I go back to the
monitor I go like I do one of those mhm
and I turn around he locks eyes and he's
smiling and I go hey man and I hugged
him wow hey congratulations on Johnny
I'm so happy for him that is a class
he's like thanks for but then I regret
that why every single day no I should
have done something different probably
that's a classy move yeah yeah class I
think at the end of the day you
fantasize about all these things but
your your true self comes out yeah in
those situations and you go who gives a
[ย __ย ] cuz your heart is really good yeah
who gives a [ย __ย ] but I've had have you
had a moment like that oh dude when I
was a PA when I first moved out here
there was a
person who was a super powerful
executive and uh I wasn't a big fan he
just was pretty diminutive the way he
spoke I was young anyway but he they
treated us like [ย __ย ] back in the day
Hollywood they if you were a PA dude
they might as well pissed on you in the
mornings like they [ย __ย ] you were dog
[ย __ย ] and when I finally went to quit
because I was quitting to go try to do
comedy really like
full-time and uh I had to say it to one
of these people and somebody else and uh
I'm being very vague on purpose but but
the guy but I said when after I put in
my two weeks or whatever the [ย __ย ] he
walked down the hallway because we were
going on the same way and he turned to
me he's like you really think this com
you're going to do this comedy thing huh
oh God and I said I mean I really
believe like I really want to give it a
chot and he was like hm you know most
people don't make it and I was like no
no no I understand that and L but like I
have to try and he goes yeah and he kind
of like stood there for a second and he
looked me in the face and he goes good
luck but it wasn't good luck as in good
luck there's a way to say good luck this
when I learned the phrasing the
intonation of a word matters he
literally went good luck like you're
[ย __ย ] it sounded like you're [ย __ย ]
instead of hey man good luck different
right no this was good luck good luck
like [ย __ย ] off good yeah and it hurt me a
little bit cuz I was bummed and I was
like
God these [ย __ย ] they they think
I'm dog [ย __ย ] and I was out every night
doing shows two shows a night just add
something real quick real quick yeah
those little things too because we're so
Comics are extra sensitive of course
that we we we we replay those things in
our head oh I see his [ย __ย ] face yeah
they they just last a long time forever
they're forever eded in your I don't
know my mom's middle name but I remember
that guy's [ย __ย ] face saying that I I
know and then years later okay uh I was
at an
event and I had gotten on uh I'm dying
up here like I just booked the show and
it was like in the headlines of like Jim
Carrey produces you know handpicks Jim
handpicked us yeah you know and I was at
an event and he was there working for a
company and I'm blah blah blah blah blah
and uh he he's there next to me and
other people he's in this group setting
and I see him kind of looking over at me
waiting to say something and I and I'm
like and I wonder what this [ย __ย ]
love talking and talking and talking and
he turns to me and he goes Andrew
congratulations uh on the show and I
said I'm I'm
sorry wait wait wait no there's no way I
said I'm no there's no way you did that
I'm sorry I'm sorry what I'm sorry what
say your say your name again oh and I go
I'm just kidding I'm just [ย __ย ] around
oh oh very good it was a nice it was
just to [ย __ย ] around no but you still had
that little yeah it was a joke you had a
dager dagger and then he and then he
kind of chuckled at it shook my hand he
said very proud of you like happy before
I said thanks a lot man yeah thank you
so much and then I kind of broke off and
went to get a drink but it felt so good
cuz I wasn't mean I was just joking it
was clear I was kidding but I went to
get a drink and man I got [ย __ย ] wasted
excited just drinking at a party it's
like look at me [ย __ย ] yeah yeah yeah it
felt it just felt like do you think he
remembers probably not yeah probably not
because I don't think that's my guy
remembered no they probably don't yeah
they don't remember hurting your
feelings no I have another story give
another one but it's not about that it's
more about like it's kind of that how if
you're nice something happens yeah so I
was working the back door I've never
shared this story before good and I
because it's one of those stories where
it's like I just
feel it's too magical almost too perfect
it's a magical story give it you want to
hear
magic how about you [ย __ย ] like magic
you guys like magical stories love
magic so I I I don't want to name any
names but I was working the back door of
the comedy store and at that time I had
no bank account I had no money at all I
had maybe 15 bucks in my
pocket and I remember Jason gler you
know Jason right he going he's like you
know I'm you know what I like about you
B you're nice to people even though
you're completely struggling and things
are bad
I I know calling it out yeah so one
night I was working there and I see this
lady in the parking lot and this is when
The Comedy Store nobody wanted to go
there was
shootings right and it was just got a
bad vibe to it yeah and I see this lady
she was wearing like a power suit she
looked like a businesswoman mhm she
didn't look like she belonged right so I
walked up to her and I go excuse me
ma'am um can I help you and she goes I
just [ย __ย ] hate this club I don't know
how to get in here
you know mean I'm seeing somebody you
know I mean I'm an agent right and I and
I go okay um come here follow me I go to
the back door and I go just come into
the I'll get you mit's seat and I go do
you want to wine and she goes I would
love some wine I go what would you like
I I bought it cuz they didn't get it
give it to me for free you paid for it I
paid for her wine wow right gave her a
wine she saw whoever she needed to see
and when she was leaving she goes what's
your name name and I go Bobby Lee she go
you do comedy huh I go yeah I mean I'm
I'm do okay I'm about to do premium
blend or something I don't know you know
what I mean that was a big deal yeah
yeah and she goes
okay and then a coule she leaves the
agency that she's at and now she's at
Fox right and I'm auditioning for
mad right and so at the end the final
audition for the test it was between me
and Taran kilum
and I'm sitting and they I and all
everyone's telling me you're not going
to get it taran's getting it right
because they want a white guy and they
only have one spot but they're you're
just the
option right [ย __ย ] so I'm sitting they're
like I don't think I'm going to get it
oh and I walk into the room and as I
walk into the room cuz Taran had just
left I see the sea of Executives cuz at
that time when you tested you had to
test in front of live the [ย __ย ] worse you
have to audition for the executives and
the president and they're just sitting
in a room staring at and I already know
I'm not going to get it so they're just
like right but as I walk in that lady
walks in with me the fox lady the lady
that I helped in the parking lot mhm and
then they go some of the anxi goes hey
what are you doing here she's not even
supposed to be there she goes oh I'm
here to see his
audition wow and they go oh and as soon
as I left the room I got a call I got it
wow you can't say her name but how Wild
yeah powerful do you still keep in touch
with her don't no
no no I don't I don't know what I think
she got out of the business or whatever
but my point is is that she's at home
right now watching this being like I'm
still in the
business yeah yeah but I just remember
that that's powerful yeah yeah yeah just
be nice you guys got any cool uh Biz
stories no
no Biz stories no are you not not no Biz
stories no Rudy because of the success
of you on the show have you ever gotten
offered anything on the online like has
anybody said they want you for something
no nothing I'm shocked I'm shocked too I
would assume somebody would reach out
and be like hey I want you to be a part
of this thing yeah yeah no well listen
here uh directors writers and producers
we'd love you to cast Rudy in something
Ora or even Isa now well issa's issa's
gonna be fine oh yeah we're worried
about this one also if Issa you come
back and you live here maybe you could
be part of the family she is a part of
the family I mean but do this you know
what I mean regularly yeah
no yeah maybe not maybe no yes of course
of course of course I want to talk about
Joe koi
okay I do but can I put on some
chapstick yeah yeah will you do um sexy
music while I do this okay go
ahead I love joeoy what the [ย __ย ] I said
put on some do some sexy music while I
do this oh oh you want me to aquapella
yeah cuz he's going to zoom in on my
face right now doing go
ahead
all right Jo Koy all right Jo Koy I'm
not
done um all right so what do you want to
say about jooy what I want to say is is
that um I thought he did a good job at
the golden glub tell you why Joseph
Joseph Joseph he had you guys know Joe
Koy don't you he did had 10 days to do
this thing right it was a risk he did
the best he could I thought that um they
didn't do any him any favors in editing
life okay no but what I'm saying is
editing like cutting into the audience
and seeing some reactions that that's
what I meant oh right right right
understand that's what I meant okay all
right they didn't do any favors for him
and it's cut into the person he's
mentioning go ahead finish with no I I I
don't want to go no finish your I don't
want to continue please please I want to
hear you V you're really you're really
on my last
nerve um and I want no I honestly want
to believe I what I'm saying is is
that dude you're so [ย __ย ] rude rude
you're so [ย __ย ] rude and so funny so
funny okay go ahead yeah I what I want
to say is that you know I um because
I've known Joe since the may I I didn't
say what the [ย __ย ] I didn't say anything
I think you made a noise I took a breath
don't I hear you breathing into the mic
all the time okay sorry
sorry you've known Joe for a long time
yeah and what I'm saying is is that he's
a hardw worker he's an extraordinary
performer and it was like a difficult
circumstance he was in 10 days to take
this gig onh what I'm saying is is that
you know I love him he's such a talented
guy he's but here's the thing that
people don't get he's a super kind guy
too and so I just thought you know by I
rewatched it and I was just like you
know what dude he I think he did a great
job you washed it again I did did Barbie
win this
time anyway Oppenheimer didn't we my my
um he got a lot of flack online my heart
goes out to him I love him so much and
he will be he'll be back and he's never
going to go away and he's going to kill
it and well nothing changed for him he's
a standup yeah that's true anyway leten
you want a game yeah okay we'll do Ry
news yeah we want to see how how good
you would be in the business if you uh
if you were in the business okay okay
all right so so the Rhythm would
be right so try
it hi I'm Rudy Jes and welcome to Rudy
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that's it with Rudy
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jwes good night can
I it's not you you great you did great
who did the
writing it's just not funny was it
supposed to be
funny it's a new they're real news
stories yeah but I thought at one point
it was going to get crazy in it yeah and
funny and
funny yeah we need a writer yeah but you
are he is a comedy writer yeah it's just
the news I know but I I know I what we
assumed you were going to do was take
the news and interject insanely wild
[ย __ย ] well I thought it was already funny
the way it was well you're wrong just
the regular news you don't take your
headphones off yeah what what's that
move me mad at Bobby are you going to
make him use you're going to make him
[ย __ย ] use be nice sober dude I'm dude
I'm so happy for your sobriety than and
I I know you did your best but as a
comedy writer yeah yeah I just I was
waiting for like it could to get so
crazy that we would all be like laughing
you copy and pasted the news well just
the quotes because I can't write that
yeah yeah yeah yeah you copy and paste
it though not completely I was reading
it and then writing it out myself too it
wasn't plagiarized like I thought you
was going to go shading you know what I
mean and just crazier words you know I
mean show Bob that video then show the
video that you that I sent you for
having me and I'm very excited to pitch
a degree fre that one's tough that's a
tough one I'm looking forward to go back
to that real fast that one's the
toughest part a tough one where you
excited to pitch at both having me and
I'm very excited to pitch a degree
okay since he woke up that morning he
was repeating wigg wigg Wiggly Field
wigg field and the driver is like Wiggly
Field and he's like Wiggly peeled wi
Wiggly peels that's a mean okay keep
going they don't make us do that when we
go over there what do you mean you know
when like basketball players go play
overseas they don't have to [ย __ย ] like
learn the language to do a press
conference that's so hard is there a
word in Japanese that Americans can't
say that's all of them
everything we can't speak Japanese well
like give me like a little Japanese M I
think I can do ITA Isa yeah Issa could
do it you can speak Japanese yeah oh
that's right you were learning it last
time yeah yeah what's give speak some
Japanese say hey I'm so excited to be
here in Los Angeles
America that's it they really can they
really do everything really more
efficient than us don't they you can
say that's I'm excited to be here in Los
Angeles but
saying is like I'm so so like very over
like exited in a way that it's like
sexual really really goo say say say it
again I want to do that I want to try to
repeat that yeah let's see can you do it
absolutely not okay do it again try it
again I'm so excited that's good just to
say I'm so excited to be here just say
to be here yeah I'm
yeah nope I have Coco I have Coco that's
it I have Coco that's
it
that's it Coca-Cola one more time one
more
time so
hard I don't understand how that's so
hard to do as as a 15-year-old young
person as you're starting to come
into looking forward into like you're
not a little kid you're not a grown
grownup do you start to see the world in
a way where you're thinking about what
you might want to do in the world what
your contribut what do you think you
want to do in the world I don't know but
do but does anything interest you like
that are you like you know what I would
do for a job would be fun I should be a
scam artist yeah that's true we did say
that on this show yeah I think that was
bad to influence her to do that but yeah
but Izzy what do you want to do what
would be fun to be as your life I should
be a realtor okay what yeah yeah yeah no
she could sell a
us a house this is my wife this is my
wife babina okay hi hi
hiina what a beautiful house mhm very
beautiful this was picked especially for
you wow wow what do you mean we just we
literally just came here an open house
no you're supposed to you're supposed to
tell me what you want and then send no
it says open
house know that I'm babina this is my
Felipe I'm Felipe that's babina my wife
yeah so just so you instant know that
this is our house wow yeah I can feel it
from your bones you can feel B bone
energy what do you Army Hammer what's
wrong with our bones leave our bones out
of this yeah yeah um so miss what's your
name oh um babina what you're you you
have the same name as my wife [ย __ย ]
crazy no that's how I knew that you
wanted this house can I see your ID real
quick oh my God sweetie look it is Bab
look it is babina wow okay Miss well how
many bedrooms and how many bathrooms are
this in this has six bedrooms wow that's
a lot that's yeah that's a lot how many
bathro how many bathrooms four bathrooms
six and four that's not bad how many how
many square feet
um you know the property you've been
here all day how many square feet
around as as much as you would want it
to be what would that be what would that
be the specific number because how many
do you think cuz we do have we have
certain C
furniture let's ask um my partner no no
no no no P wait you have another partner
named Pina no her name's
Pina hiina hiina oh she's deaf oh she's
oh she's a mute mute I mean she's mute
all right so babina how many square feet
do you think it is just guess cuz it
maybe
around just throw out a number throw out
a number there okay 10 10 square ft wow
so six wait wait wait excuse me for a
second can I ask
something six bedrooms four bathrooms in
10 square ft this is insane this is how
they do it in the Philippines in the
Philippines wow these rooms are so small
this is
unbelievable well how big is the the lot
around it how many square feet is the
lot that we're on 20 so 20 squet so
double double the yeah so wow wow how
much is it how much is that how much is
this house well do you want to around do
you want around pesos or well dollars
would be preferred inates yeah and
around 30 mil 30 square feet of land oh
my God six bedroom Four B in 10 wow wow
30 million 30 million we got to kind
call our accountant I don't know if we
can afford yeah well can can you can you
explain to me the school system cuz we
have six kids yeah oh what kind of
schools are in the
area well the one near us actually had a
shooting so I wouldn't recommend that
one maybe the the other closest one
would be around 2 hours away two hours
well wow I think you're selling us yeah
I think you're selling it we do we do
want to be away from everything how
about crime yeah what's the crime rate
out here a lot a lot like tell me tell
us I'm much $30 million house in a high
crime area yeah 10 square ft crime no
school six by six bed four bath six bed
four bath wow wow there are actually a
lot of people that would try to carry
your house so you might be you might
want to be careful of that carry it oh
so it's portable portable so this is on
Wheels it's a portable house we are
buying a portable $30 million house in a
bad neighborhood that they can carry huh
like huh what's is there HOA fees is
there any what does that cost you know
what the HOAs are over here no what do
you think oh there isn't any or there
are some
cuz it says there's HOA right on the
flyer yeah are would that be a mon a
month a month a month maybe half 30 mil
so oh so 15 15 million a month 15 mil so
15 million let me get
this we h a 15 million a month month wow
what a deal that's pretty good that's
pretty does that provide security of
some kind yeah of course there's
actually there's actually poopina
outside oh so comes with the she comes
with the house comes with the house with
the house wow and and but she can't talk
so if something bad happens she can't
talk and fight so she would try to sign
the the robber she would sign the robber
go away beware okay
dog okay I see all right so are there
any other offers on this house cuz we
might be interested yeah yeah are there
competitors out there or people trying
to buy this house there's a lot of
people who want lot of competi you might
want to buy it now wow oh so people want
to buy right now I see what percentage
down payment do you require to buy this
what percent yeah around 90 90% down
payment so we need up around $25
million do we have 25 of liquid money we
do we do I know I don't know if this is
that's all we that's our we have though
25 million 15 million a month so that's
million a month that's a lot for ho
wowow okay okay I can I be honest with
you yeah I think you got a future in
real estate yeah I do I do that's great
uh all right so look we're happy you're
back we're sad you're leaving we hope
when you come back you come see us yeah
you know you know how we end the the we
log off the show so you want to say it
thank you for being a bad friend
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amazing
wo yeah
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