Asking Dumb Questions About Science w/ Hank Green | The Yard

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we always thought we kind of knew a lot

though don't we always think we know a

lot yeah we had some we had some great

stories like I know for a fact you're

wearing a diaper right

now hey I did the Tik Tok thing to you

man I did the Tik Tok thing to you no

you got Tik Tok don't do that we got to

we're in the

road

introducing Hank Green

do not come down that

slide

okay an artist an educator a thief a

thief a villain what else is he uh

what's the storyline if he was a WWE

Superstar from the turnbuckle comes the

scientist K

green that that was the best I do a lot

of slides that was the best Descent of

the slide that we've ever had there was

like a finesse you guys got you guys got

to get a seven-year-old you want you'll

get good at slides yeah I think it's a

hazard if we bring them here I don't I

don't think we're allowed to have a

seven-year-old we can't have aeven we

looked into

it expensive it takes at least seven

years otherwise it's very

illegal there's other ways I get Hank

Green is here yeah why did you decide to

come we are all wondering somebody asked

he's he's doing the he's doing the hot

girl thing he's just like I guess I just

didn't have anything else going on that

night and so I said yes to go on a date

I I was I was coming to LA and I

was uh on Twitter and I said what should

I do and people were like you should go

on the

yard they helped they the people they do

you think that if it was only the yard

account that tweeted at you and no other

suggestions once your reply says don't

dude 17 people that are in the overlap

of our Vin diagram all messaged me and

we're like do this and that's a hard

17 they're hooting like Sims right now

17 you check your Vos

we $1,000 Han can you go around and

describe what you know about each one of

us oh [ __ ] yeah I pulled up I pulled up

and I saw you and I was like I think

that's the guy from the podcast okay and

uh which is good because otherwise I

would have been like I need to leave

this neighborhood

immediately okay which is telling about

kind of where we are a littleit l

there's a lot of neighborhoods that

could be yeah yeah it's about 90% of Los

Angeles yeah and then I and then I

opened up your Wiki uh and I started and

I was like who's on the yard we in the

car no way that's what took him so long

so so I pulled in and then he pulls in

I'm like oh there he is and I wave and

he waves in his car and he sits in his

car I'm waiting outside cuz I'm like I'm

going to greet our guest you stand in

there yeah I just kind of I was looking

cat was looking yeah he looked

cool

said he was like chilling he was just

looking at his phone chill was his hat

on or off I don't know invasive question

if you don't remember it was on

yes you would have caught the reflection

weird and I was like you they they call

you slime yes yeah yeah that's what I

you learned that seconds ago I watched

the show but that was like two weeks ago

and I've done a lot think since then

okay all right you doing a little bit of

cramming that's respectable and I hung

out once M we did so that's how was it

memorable

okay I was going to ask

I I thought you I thought you g to ask

if if it was at a specific place and I

don't remember oh really it was at the

YouTube like uh blood blood boy meeting

that they was like it was like they

rented the nicest place on Earth and

then they made us do scavenger hunts and

they give you the nicest blood boys yes

yeah you guys you guys smoked opium with

lonus tech tips in the den that's what I

heard in the in the Opium part Den this

is where Susan decided to quit actually

opium yeah she saw Mark rer do some

stuff she's like I'm in the wrong

business can't keep these secrets any

longer I have to go to some nice SM the

Opium she watching

sorry man on earth I realiz he seems we

like to on this show we like to make fun

of people we've never met and I'm

realizing you've probably met a lot of

them met a lot we have to we have to

tread carefully interesting cuz I can't

say Mark Rober wears a diaper you could

unless he actually does unless he

actually does or else it'd be liable

yeah it is because you know him mhm okay

I don't know if that's how that works

but okay I think that's how the

technical definition but the thing is

you can say anyone wears a diaper true

you say green wears a diaper you you can

say Han green the YouTuber worn one yeah

yeah yeah like what is wees like

sometimes you wear a diaper right and I

sometimes I wear a diaper days of your

life actually like you're you're kind of

minimizing it a lot of the days of your

life there's a big chunk a huge you dare

I say a huge

streak where every

day super into it yeah was super into it

you've had busy week you did standup

I've been doing stand up all time yeah

yeah that's why I'm here that's beast

mode the [ __ ] okay so I was doing

research because I I know you I know you

from Vlog I didn't get to your wikip

that's I don't I don't

have to be totally clear if you look at

who stars on this podcast on on Apple

podcast it doesn't even say my name it

says aan

Ross it's allad it's just it's just

[ __ ] up dude I had to change Aiden

Ross's name in my phone cuz I had his

name in my phone and when I go hey Siri

call Aiden three times oh my God just

got Aiden

stop oh my God that was the right one

though I changed it I changed it cuz you

used to be a but I I was I know you from

Vlog Brothers which as a as a teenager

as a teenager I often conflated with

Rett and Link admittedly sure yeah just

two guys just two

guys I was Reis I was revisiting this

thought last night and I was thinking

about it I was like they even look like

each other like they're just Simpsons

this is really the only reference he has

getting a lot of red and Link vibes from

these two guys from these two guys we're

all John and I are also tall just not as

tall yeah are they tall met R link no

it's

weird they're both tall yeah like you

see them and you kind of think that like

link might be a little short cuz rett's

so much taller than him but it's like oh

link 63 and Rett 67 or something ridic

[ __ ] diapers they make their hair go up

even higher scientist that's what I do

think diaper scientists what are we

making a list

of positive all my hallowen

costume I also know you from Vlog

Brothers uh and admittedly did Wiki you

again just to get a refresher resarch

I'm so sorry I you know what this might

sound insulting I don't mean it to be I

thought your wikied be longer

okay

mean I do I do want you to know that

that physically hurt

that has to be a first I lit I thought

the so long it's quality over quantity

so long this is this is why when you

said stand up when you said stand up I

was freaking out because I was like dude

that's that's one thing that's another

thing cuz the wiki you have like four

YouTube channels you do Tik Tok you've

released a bunch of albums like you've

made music then you own a label you

presumably do like executive work at

companies and then you also do standup

and then also I was digging through the

channels and I was like this guy proba

maybe he just owns or like manages these

things you're in the videos on like

crash course and sow and stuff like that

I'm like when when how do you do all

this yeah I mean you skipped a couple

things

so the weird one that people always hit

me with is is that like people be like

you started VidCon yeah what yeah the

[ __ ] is going on

here and then there's I I also did write

two novels which I that's the one where

I'm like what the [ __ ] when did you fit

it how did I write two novel like who

people will be like I love your books

and I'm like that's my brother and then

I'm like oh no it is me you mean my

books oh my God you're like a gamer that

never gamed you just do other things you

might this is how he played a video game

in like 15 years that's it wait what

that's it he's never he's never gone to

ur that's the secret that's the secret

the alpha males were right dude if we

dude if we I've just been lifting the

whole time yeah and well we waste our

stupid time playing video game I'm not

even that good at valerant I've put in

thousands of hours I could have wrote

two books if we get you on balers Gate 3

your entire career collapses that's that

would be so relaxing honestly yeah that

sounds great you leave it your face

right now you're

like wow it looks nice shopping things

what was the last video game do you

remember it even oh I mean I played I

played

like I play like word games on my phone

but that's not what you mean uh yeah

we're not talking about connection I

like watch my wife play Tears of the

Kingdom

okay

Bas on on you watch yeah um I play

Minecraft with my son okay that's so ad

there it is my dad didn't play [ __ ] with

me yeah my dad said video games were not

good to do and he would get mad at me

instead of he's like why don't you make

money instead and I was like that's

crazy here you are you are making money

instead still playing video I still go

to ö stand though yeah but like are you

making you're making money now and

you're not playing video games so right

now you're making money instead of

playing video games high five to Dad

yeah give me that you got to work I just

like to get the

inside

okay guys do you think Hank has that

[ __ ] on right now I think so okay you

Hank I got to give you a rundown what

Nick an [ __ ] I'm going to give you

just a quick rundown because it's not in

the wiki but this is like the quick

recap of how you know everyone here mhm

yeah Nick is our misogynist okay no okay

hold on it's always good to have one of

those that's how that's how you keep

the I'm not going to say because of it

but perhaps correlated our coolest

member okay okay hold okay is our most

Progressive member okay and bisexual

which we have ran with and we say so

many things we should have because of it

that's not true slime is Mother slime's

Mother who's I got to turn off my phone

what leave it on is Clint Stevens St

Stevens no you imagine that would be

that be so bro get

on we're running 120 star we've got a

cook that's us wait what about you

you're just handsome and cool you didn't

say wa wait oh yeah you didn't do you

wait who is

he mother he's mother uh and Daddy and

I'm daddy you're not Daddy I'm daddy

daddy seen him he's Dad I'm daddy I'm

daddy he showed up with that [ __ ] on

right now okay but I'm I'm I'm asking

you this because because Hank had to

look me up in his car I'm revealing that

he pulled this shirt out of his trunk

with a tag gone I

did I'm not kidding you're a cop a cop

you didn't just like I didn't comment on

you waiting you didn't comment on me

ripping the tags off my shirt we were

both very cool about it and then we were

like let's [ __ ] each other up as soon as

the mic's going what does that mean does

that mean you have your own merch and

you're you're pulling some out or no I

just bought this you just bought it yeah

you buy it here I it's worse than that

okay I I bought it online and had it

shipped to my friend's house in Glendale

why because I wasn't going to be

anywhere any anywhere it wasn't going to

be it wasn't going to get to my house in

time what's wrong with the T-shirt well

it's oh I didn't I didn't want Colin and

Samir to think that I was suling their

brand by bringing it on the yard also

the first thing he said he was like

Colin and Samir said uh if you look like

you're in an abandoned like District of

the city you know you're in the right

place and I'm like they that's what they

said about our place I don't know it

might not have been them I've seen so

many people in the last five days you

said to they couldn't walk a mile in my

country shoes that's so true and the

whole time you'd be walking with them

they go andwe H Mr Beast for a day

they're like where's the airwan I don't

know where I don't know how to buy my

groceries to La they've changed I need I

need my food in a mason jar that I can

keep right now he's got that [ __ ] on

he's got that [ __ ] on he's like he's

like when chess players start getting

their stream popping and they make money

that's how they start dressing okay yeah

you got that [ __ ] on yeah you got I

think you got a Dad look and I think

it's figuring out a Dad look yeah how

old are you 43 W I know I'm 33 wow 10

years from

now that would be bad wow you get hair

back your hair's going to come back does

it come back tell me it comes back I

mean there's ways there's ways you know

you've looked it

up yeah that's the meanest thing anyone

no no it's not cuz he knows yeah know

I'm starting to lose a little have you

ever get on that [ __ ] I thought about it

I've been on the I took the HS quiz oh

yeah oh no free promo yeah and then and

and then I got to the end of the quiz

and I was like I mean you kind of you

clocked life already if you answer right

on the qu it gives you a flight to

Turkey on Spirit Airlines it's a free

comp enjoy

brother wa what how old were you when

you had kid and when you were like oh I

should have kid I was well I guess I was

36 CU I did math just now is uh and I

and like two years before that is when I

we were like we should have kid maybe we

should have kid and then we didn't have

kid for like a year and we were like oh

no now we didn't want kid and then we

were like maybe we should have kid and

then we were like you can't have kid and

we were like uh we were like now I want

kid you say I can't have kid I want kid

and then and then just happened we just

did it at the right time I guess uh just

Power of Will yeah wow you're a grinder

I'm realizing yeah we just we just

really went out it for a couple

years just clocking in clocking out are

you telling people like oh we're

trying period no I know I mean there

were some people that had been through

similar experiences in our lives and we

talked to them about it sure yeah and

now the kid is the light of your life

and the most important thing in your

whole world I mean yeah isn't that

beautiful that one science man oh well

that's sort of what the selective

pressure would Point toward is like

Preserve jeans not me

you I love my kid just because yeah all

the kids that I that I bed through the

sperm bank I don't give a [ __ ] about

them that's right I don't care about

them yeah I was going uh I was going

back through the Vlog Brothers Channel

and I sorted by oldest oh no because I

actually started watching Vlog Brothers

uh I think in like I don't know 20098 or

something like I was really young and uh

I I was looking through all the videos

and then I found a more recent video

where you talk about why everyone's

getting shingles

uh I I just wanted you to meet maybe I

think it's cool cuz you're a scientist

you could meet one of like a subject of

this shingles in the room dude it's

crazy you looked at him you looked right

at him you just kind of knew a shingles

boy see we didn't see

it says episode one why do I give off

shingles he made a noise I'm very

perceptive episode one of the yard is

called shingle Bells because Aiden had

shingles at the time for the first

episode when uh it in 2021 Sumer still

talking about it I had shingle I had

shingles three times in a year yes but

three times yeah I'm kind of [ __ ] up

that's kind of beast

mode have a subtle pattern of Hawaii

across your side you still have it you

can see kind of like a slight

discoloration I think you scratch too

hard sweetheart no it just it justs

little pigment change uh I uh I turned

out I had lymphoma I thought said that

my immune system was super [ __ ] up and

I was like why do I keep getting

shingles and like we don't know and then

oh cancer that's the that was the good

no cuz it alarmed you actually no

because I had like super swollen lymph

nodes and they were like it's probably

because of the

shingles conceal so bad yeah but it turn

I don't know if like I don't I actually

don't know so there's a correlation

between getting shingles and having

lymphoma and they're not sure if it's

cuz it could be it could be either way

it could be that the shingles like

activates your immune system and like

the pre-cancerous cells are able to

become cancerous or because you have the

cancer you get shingles because your

immune system's kind of screwed up it

could be either way or it could be that

there's like a third thing that is

causing both did you get the shingles on

naughty

part no okay unless the armpit counts I

don't know what

you are I have a question cuz you beat

cancer which is pretty sick so far so

far I guess it's always so far right

yeah yeah you too good job

my GH were you worried it wouldn't grow

back the hair yeah yeah it's actually

thinner than it was really yeah [ __ ] man

I know you cannot get ahead in this

world and curly I got curly hair is that

new I had straight no [ __ ] way

seriously that's kind of cool yeah wait

I science it's a very expensive

perm how does that is that common yeah

actually so like when the damage so so

like the hair falls out obviously the

hair follicles are getting damaged

somehow so like that you want to get

into it yours are [ __ ] up uh so so I

thought that before I got cancer I

thought hair got made by cells that sort

of like oozed hair out of them that's

what I thought I wasn't even that

sophisticated there's like there's like

pooping out hair uh but it turns out

that there's like a conveyor belt of of

of cells at the bottom they're

replicating really fast and they push up

the cells above them and as they get

pushed up they fill themselves up with

keratin and then they eject their

organel and then they commit suicide and

then they dry out and they stick

together and they become the hair dude

we're so weird I know it's so gross it's

this big long stack of dead cells and

they're like that's so beautiful but

sometimes it smells

good my dead suicide hairs yeah and when

and like when they so like the cells any

fast replicating cells get killed by

chemo and so the hair stops working

right and then as it comes back like it

comes back unevenly and also the

follicle might have changed shape and uh

it's it's either that like the follicle

uh CH so like there's actually debate

because it's not that important to do

research on so we don't really know but

like it it is either that the the cells

grow back unevenly and so they sort of

like are growing on one side more than

the other and that makes the hair curl

or the shape of the follicle itself is

producing uh a a bend in the hair well

you could just find this out right what

you could just shave again you got you

got a couple million well but it uh so

what you can't in like a year it'll

probably back be back to normal be

straight again okay it's so weird yeah

what a cost what a what a cost Z to the

self it's not it's kind of cool actually

it's like a perk you think so well [ __ ]

you yeah you going to press him on this

one he just he just fights about this

issue a lot cuz he's just he doesn't

have anything to fight over dude it's

hard I that's just it's such a [ __ ] up

thing cuz you me you mean the like

thinner or the curly no wait what are

you talking about the the cost what's

the cost the cost is that you can't be

the same as you wanted to be yeah I get

to like look in the mirror and be like

well that's a different guy he's he's

been through everything he's been

through that's not fair can I be clear

that you guys have not gone through

similar situations can we lay that out I

just we make sure it's very clear to the

audience do you think that's true this

is yeah is true this is like what fox

news used to have debates and they'd get

like it's some issue that's like 99% of

people agree and then they'd stack the

deck like it was 50/50 like they have

the

same really far from the graph they look

like they're the same

height yeah I'm the I'm the Fox News

scarecrow man that they hired no look

man I when you look it up and it's like

you look that bald really why you

there's a lot of hair right here you

know how like

yeah I mean I think that if you just I

think you don't even need a hair

transplant I think you just need fast

DDE I think this is the unique trigger

phrase that unlocks the fourth dimension

no one said it yet this is a big moment

for me no but like when you start losing

your hair it's like you real you read

that the the the cause is like oh you

have too much testosterone and it's the

one Saving Grace you're kind of like oh

yeah oh I'm Beast it's too much I guess

that's right oh

well it's supposed to be a sign like

that so like it's weird that we go ball

and the the theory is that uh it's a

sign of like this is a person in the

community who has wisdom that you can go

to so like it's so like the way that you

start being able to grow facial hair

when you're sexually mature is like hey

I'm available for for child making and

wisdom yeah losing your hair is like I'm

not available just for child making but

also wisdom but also

trivia yeah I know a lot of facts also

know when the PlayStation came out so

so ladies you know a lot of facts and I

was not a v Vlog Brothers enjoyer but I

am a modern-day Hank Tick Tock random

fact pee out cancer enjoyer thank you uh

and and I was curious do you have like a

certain weight on what is important to

know or not important to know or is it

all flat and knowing anything is kind of

cool knowing anything is kind of cool

for sure I mean I think that like we in

our society like we've got a cultural

set of expectations for what counts as

useful interesting fact which is is

completely made up you know yes be

totally different things but you seem to

be very good at finding what we value

yeah that's yeah that's kind of the job

how do you find it Well I mean I you

make a lot of content and you see what

works and you like you follow your own

curiosity but then you find the places

where you're different from the average

person yeah and then you go from there

and you I try to keep my eye on that you

know cuz people like as I get older I

have to be aware that things that I've

known for a long time that don't seem

that interesting to me might be

something that's very new and exciting

to somebody who's not me Tik Tok

generation who hasn't hasn't learned it

yet it's great yeah I can use old

facts made a video 10 years ago and I'm

like Earth is notag redheads have a

higher tolerance to pain and I made that

S Show video 10 years ago but but Tik

tok's like oh wow all the redheads will

love that one yeah yes it does come

around again you're definitely the first

guest that we've had that can explain

explain how a hair follicle works so

maybe no definitely could have got this

her enough time we've asked a lot of

questions on this show before that we've

never had a scientist for this is

actually the best moment so like

batteries yeah what about dude dude

don't tell about battery he just he just

thinks they're magic and he's a smart

guy look you know what I'm saying weird

that's what I'm saying he's a scientist

[ __ ] keep saying he's a scientist do you

doctor do you think Dr Mario is is a

real doctor I mean

no he seems he seems like he's got if he

is he's going to lose his go to sleep

he's going to lose his license go to

bed child he just are a child a real

doctor he's like one of those Florida

doctors that you go

[Laughter]

to that in

Florida question to one on thatu oh [ __ ]

I was 3 to one on that this is a lot of

points for

mogy you side who else

aren't when just because he's got that

little thing on his head when have you

seen a actual doctor with a mirror on

their head hey I'm your doctor I got my

thing I have a thing from old

cartoons take your pill here it

is it's Mario he's had a long and story

career he's certified other things I was

a plumber before seem like a guy who

would cut Dr Mario is a plumber who is

also a drug dealer yeah I was a plumber

a month ago all right time for your

surgery we're going to open you up now

that's awesome my uh my girlfriend's

little brother was saying that you were

the bill NY of his class so when they

watch when they watched science content

they were watching crash course yeah uh

and I was I learned that I didn't cuz I

had bill and I when I was in school and

I was like that blows my [ __ ] mind uh

you're aware of this correct yeah I I

accept I accept uh I accept it but I

mean my perspective is like the great

thing about now is that there's so many

different Bill KN you know there's like

so many people who get to do it instead

of like TV was if you got a show there

was like Mr Wizard and then there was

beakman and then there was Bill Nye and

like you had was like in order and now

and now we have yeah we have wind over

production we got like one person who

just does stuff you know it's

like it's a lot of Specialists yeah all

over the place uh you know the first

time I encountered you as a content

creator cuz I don't watch a lot of stuff

I actually get made fun of by these guys

a lot we'll have a guest on I don't

really know what they do he never knows

who our guesss are and and I but I think

that keeps me fresh and gives me never

seen a Mr Beast video when we had him on

our show that is true I may never have

watched one all the way through you're

kind of cool for that well there we go

which weird that he's cool for that and

we don't like him for that isn't I

definitely watched the beginning of them

I'm like this is using a lot of

interesting

techniques and it's not for me

specifically yeah I just get scared so

that's the probably the difference

speaking like a lot of creators I'm like

into Jimmy uh as like a like a like as a

professional I'm like like Taylor Swift

I'm like I love the way that she manages

community and I'm like her songs are

probably good I don't know Harry Styles

I love his stage presence I love the way

that he like communicates with his I'm

like I I don't want to watch him do a

song I want to watch him like make

people feel you know I wanted to say a

really nice thing to me right before I

fall asleep you like the you like

putting up the three points you like you

like his three-point percentage you're

like d it's just special the way he puts

the basket in is just it's amazing yeah

it's like I don't watch basketball but I

will watch Steph KY hit his hit baskets

yeah yeah um speaking of being scared I

so I had this Rabbit Hole it was like

during Co I really wanted to know how

electricity worked so I start looking up

YouTube videos and then I look at

electricity I'm like that's crazy I

don't really understand that and then I

was like well how computers work then I

looked up transistors and then silicon

and and semiconductors you're going to

be Steve Jobs in no time and I was like

yeah I said that to halfway there [ __ ]

yourself and and so and I'm watching

this and I'm like okay so the Adams and

then they do this I'm like wait what are

atoms how does that work and then I

arrived to your video where you're

explain like we have to start at the

stop I literally did I went all the way

down I'm like well I need to understand

Adams to understand semiconduct there

corks and H like right next

to and I and I and I look and it's you

explaining how cuz I'm like something's

got to make sense here why is it why is

chemistry at the basis of just these

little circles that like cir I thought

you guys were just going to ask me if I

was circumcised

honestly all right we'll do chemistry

and then what do I find but a video of

you explaining how no one really knows

and that's kind of beautiful and it's

like music and I thought that was very

beautiful way to think about it but let

me tell you Han green I'm still

scared it just doesn't make

sense well why is that scary I don't

know cuz I learn about Adams I learned

they're in my skin I it's SC in my skin

how are they not touching but it's

touching it's all it's it doesn't need

they don't need to touch they don't need

touching is a you thing touching is that

touching is a thing that you think about

it's not a thing that need Adams need

they don't think about it yeah they just

don't Adams don't think about touching

they not think about touching they're

just they're they're but there's forces

and everything's being held together by

the forces you're not you don't have to

worry about exploding losing parts or

anything except for the hair okay yeah

are they watching in

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go back to the episode if you don't want

to pay us we get it cool I wouldn't

blame you it's cool this one was kind of

I guess for us I don't know I don't know

why I'm here uh let's go back can you

explain uh the basis the basic

fundamentals of existence in a Brisk way

without making me scared go oh and I'll

give you a quick break while you think

about it are you cut or

uncut going to that's yeah that's

actually a complicated question so I'm

going to stick with

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this this was easier he'll this sorry I

uh I and I'm scared easily so yeah I'm

worried I'm worried that I'm not going

to be able to not scare you I I mean

scare him the just scare him I mean we

don't know obviously like there's a lot

like I think that there's there's like

potentially an equal number of things

that we know and don't know you know

it's like like we know a lot of stuff

but we're still constantly in the

process of figuring new things out which

is really cool and like we have a bunch

of new tools with which to figure stuff

out and it's G to keep happening which

is why like being 43 is the process of

be like really going from uh science is

like a body of the things that we know

to being like no science is the tools

that we use to figure things out and it

is still in progress like still very

much in progress I've like so much has

changed since I was in college even

where like I couldn't teach you uh

biology the same way I learned it it

would be wrong in in some ways but

there' be pieces of it that are really

important that we just didn't know back

then um and uh so but I mean if things

can exist they exist that's a big one

but like de like at the base of it we

don't know why stuff exists yeah and

that's like we really weird we don't

there like no there doesn't seem to be

any particular reason why this is a

universe that has stuff versus a

universe that that has nothing I'm glad

we're on the the same page but like

obviously stuff can exist or because it

does and so and yeah I I've been saying

the opposite I think he's got me on this

one touch it do you think that nothing

exists no no I think things

exist yeah and and and like that's like

and if things can and like the the big

like cool part of of the part of the

world like the universe that we are in

is that this thing like happened with

chemistry where uh like things that were

able like there was more of any chemical

that was able to make more of itself

which makes sense right like if you can

make if it can make more of itself

there'll be more of it yes but like that

just kept happening until cells happened

and cells just kept happening until like

we have

Xbox Xbox there's zik stand and we get

drop down Dr we play war zone and we

Loot and then G always worse than my

opponents cool cuz we learned so much

cuz a 100 years ago we were so dumb and

we gave cigarettes to babies 100 years

ago we found out the fundamentals of

existence and it freaked everyone out

and William fauler got freaked the [ __ ]

out and wrote a bunch of weird stuff

okay I didn't know that's what happened

to William fauler that's what happened

everyone was losing but I think in 100

years from now we'll be like oh we were

dumb 100 years ago I think I think it's

a bell curve cuz I look back like like a

thousand years and I'm like damn they

could

paint white boy could paint and I'm like

I'm looking at people now and I'm like

who cares we can still paint I don't

know we paint like that bro no nobody

cares

I'm I'm not looking up and I'm like dude

you know how I know no one cares cuz you

go on Tik Tok and you'll see a live

stream and it's painting seven famous

people at once with my hands and my toes

and my butt cheeks it's pretty cool and

it's got like 30 30 viewers it's got 30

viewers and then you s one more and it's

like peeling an egg 10,000 viewers and

it's like oh we can do it no one gives a

[ __ ] yeah yeah I think we can do it no

one gives a [ __ ] I think it's about like

we we we always want to be doing

something different and you have to like

know so much to see what's different

sometimes that like I I'm really

interested in like the the the science

fiction novels that are written for

science fiction fans versus the science

fiction novels that are super popular

they're always they're all very

different because if you're like a super

fan of a thing you know all the tropes

you know all the things and so like

expectations to be subverted more yeah

yeah whereas if you want to write like a

really poppy thing you can't be

subverting expectations all the time

because people are like I thought what

this is not what I thought was going to

happen I'm uncomfortable yeah and they

throw the book at the wall I thought

this was going to explain batteries to

me I to this sucks what's your go-to

like you have someone who isn't

interested in science and they kind of

want to be or they're asking a question

what's your go-to like realm of thinking

of thing to explain to them that's like

I'm going to break your brain I should

have slept more for for me it was like

learning about like aluminum and heat

transfer and how ice melts on it faster

like when I learned it the first time I

was like that's crazy why is that

[ __ ] happen yeah I mean I think like

a big one of my big unlocks is that air

is stuff like we all know that air is

stuff like you stuck your hand out a car

window right yes it's much more stuff

there do yeah right like it's air is so

much stuff that if you like shoot at

spacecraft at Mars which doesn't have

very much air at all and you just like

go straight into the atmosphere It'll

like explode like it's like hitting it's

like hitting a planet of air it's cuz

it's too fast wait what hold on hold on

hold on in space computer rewind

no bring that back you're saying when

you enter Mars's atmosphere you explode

on you you have to like you have to like

hit it

right I could do it

wber Mark wallberg would hit right Mark

wallberg hit it right he can get a there

give an

F6 like slow down like Mark Rober would

do a better job than Mark Walberg that

but theop du look TV I got a show for

Mark V Mark it's a TV show where we pin

them together in go to Mars they send

them to Mars with oxygen only enough for

one

man there's a uh there's some some

science about right now uh for I don't

really know why this is important but if

you put hyper oxygenated fluid into a

person's rectum it can help them need

less oxygen during certain circumstan es

where you can't ventilate their

lungs Aiden we're we're going to need

you

to hyperoxidized fluid in your ass you

know a guy right so that's that's like

CU it's really audience dependent I felt

like that was the fact that this

particular audience was this is is this

just whippits this is

just you do whippits in your

ass looking look at me look what I'm

wearing zipper

does yeah speak speaking of you feel

like you don't know what whippet are

which I think is good news you said

circumstances which reminded me of a

different word okay yeah so why don't we

circum back to how is it complicated

well so one time I was at the doctor and

he asked me and we had just done the

stuff without the pants okay what you

[ __ ] your

doctor it's like a power Dynamic thing

yeah that's not allowed but on YouTube

this long they give you certain

coverage and he and he said are you

circumcised and I was like well I feel

like you would know yeah um while he's

down there he asked you that question

yeah I feel like he should know exactly

okay I'm getting a new doctor I think in

that situation or or or uh you could

have been told by your mother mhm at a

previous time years before

uh she she would been asked does it like

look normal and I'm like I think so and

she was like cuz the they said that they

like went

havies

what you don't have an any or Audi you

have the middle they went Dutch on your

[ __ ] yeah like they had to for some

reason like there was a reason why they

they couldn't do the whole this is

experimental doctor so I know and I

thought I I like look I thought I

thought I was totally normal uh and I

think that looks normal the doctor like

it gets the job done you got kid the

doctor the doctor takes a blood out of

his mouth he's like guys check out this

[ __ ] everyone's cing around who it's

like what if what if we like maybe like

going all the way like circumstances are

not medically necessary right but what

if like what if you like have to do it

like but what if it's like well we want

still like you still want to do it but

like not why why not this SK Havey I I

can only what I and I like I don't know

like I honestly don't know if it was

like a mistake steak or but like or

Artic decision I'm just this close to

asking to see your penis right

now it's like would conclude everything

if you were like growing up and you

would like I don't know see porn or

something like any young man would where

you like huh well this no okay uh it I

think that it only looks different when

it's not hard okay yeah yeah yeah and in

porn it's not like that I don't see a

lot of soft penis porn well okay it's

not my particular

big suban right we'll just we'll just

end it with one final question which

half of the room would you like to align

with oh my God you have to pick because

the

first I was going to say he might be

uniting the tribes right now and maybe

the battle is maybe the war is over not

no is over the war is over this

Christmas fire it's a temporary

ceasefire Christmas I don't respect day

world one for one day Christmas Day for

one day reluctant Christmas Day I'm

going to introduce a word we're joining

something it's called the League of

Nations and it's going to solve all

conflict going forward it's going to be

amazing everyone is going to listen and

my nation that I'm a part of is going to

join it

immediately do there's a history on the

podcast yeah so we're kind of

smart these guys are the history bus I

do like history I do I have a science

question for you that I I had do you

know who tck is trik the professional

gamer streamer not I him on last week

and I asked him this question he

couldn't answer it okay which is uh why

why can't you go smaller than the plank

distance oh I don't know why you asked

ter that what talking I was like that'd

be crazy oh he didn't what what is what

does that it's a math thing and I don't

know what it the plank is the it's the

smallest amount of measurement that

something can be but why it's cuz nobody

came up with a name yet why for the next

thing no no no it's not that it's like

I I do know that at least like our

current understanding there's like some

reason why uh you can't cut a plank

length in half MH and have it be like a

physical unit of the universe yeah

you're reaching the same end that I did

with semiconductors now you're about to

experience the terror of existence and

how all the nothing's touching why is it

terrifying I don't know cuz this is so

many planks L we but why can it be more

something else I think what It's

upsetting about it is that like we have

a experience of the world you know like

touching exists it does touch

him but but it also doesn't like like

what we the thing that we think of is

touching isn't like particles touching

not actually touching right yeah there's

yeah I mean it's just you're like the

electromagnetic forces are pushing

against each they're playing I'm not

touching you game at all times and

winning so this malicious compliance a

little bit

but it's fine it doesn't change your

subjective

experience what what if the horror of

the knowing changes my subjective

experience oh well that's a you problem

but you also don't know you don't have

to know well we didn't used to know it

was a long time that we didn't know

andly we did life was simpler we always

thought we kind of knew a lot though

don't we always think we know a lot yeah

we had some we had some great

stories for a fact you're wearing a

diaper right

now some things are they put arist in

jail for

that yeah him and hunted

P same there's a little bag next to you

can you pass it around or just pass it

to me I guess I uh I was at a show I did

a show last night and at the venue this

woman who owned the theater was like I

bought too much chocolate each one of

these chocolates is $2 and they're from

France and I have a whole Warehouse full

of them and I was like well that seems

like a large mistake a warehouse full I

don't I don't know if she meant a whole

warehouse but this isn't it and this

is you can everybody if you would like a

chocolate from a great nation of France

yeah you know what's fun about this

chocolate it doesn't exist so that's

cool oh yeah am I touching it not really

do I even taste it I don't know this is

like watching The Matrix again but

there's also star that's it is actually

sty B

local

region yeah has to come from the region

else you can't legally so fancy why is

it shaped like a it should look like a

Lego foot $2 a candy I can tell you what

it is hey Food review we're doing uh

mukbang I think they're all I think

they're different from each other too 14

b day welcome welcome back to the Epic

yard Food review you guys know so much I

just know a little bit about French in

France but I don't know much about

anything but I also don't like knowing

stuff it does not speak as a language

you only speak in an accents is is

comedy I think that probably the the

difference between like an like a person

who knows a lot on a person who knows

little is probably like 1% of the facts

between the two of them do you think it

comes down to that I think that like

most people probably know exactly the

same amount well a a there some quote

who's like some smart dude and he's like

you know it's you're actually kind of

goated when you know that you don't know

a lot yeah and that's cooler than either

being smart or DB and thinking you know

a lot this is D Dunning Krueger right no

no no it's it's the power to accept that

which you cannot

change you're doing you're doing the AA

slogan cat in a box yeah it's like there

and it's there and you you're talking

about the guy you're talking about the

guy who DED himself in lemon and tried

to rob a bank because he thought it make

you turn invisible and then the part

where there's only one set of footsteps

in the sand that's when I was carrying

you

I'm I'm lost this guy's good is this

spicy mine is yeah mine's spicy mine's

not spicy mine

tou do you okay this is you made me you

made me think about something do you

because you don't seem to have a fear of

the fact that you that these things

aren't known or maybe some things are

unknowable in that sense but like when I

was a kid

I used to be really really into

astronomy and I would get sad when I I

could not know something or I could not

witness something no matter how

ridiculous it was so you know how

there's like those red giant super giant

stars that like burn really fast and

they die a lot faster and we can see

them in the past because of how long

light takes to travel and then I found

out that in in like the present day

there's very likely like none of those

less left because they've all burned

burned out well so much time has passed

there's probably I think there's new

ones being formed that we can't see

still I think so and there will be but

there will be a time when like those

those ones can't even exist anymore

there will be a time when stars like

ours can't exist anymore yeah and then

and then 9-year-old Aiden found that out

in a book and he and I was really sad

that like those Stars wouldn't get to

exist anymore same way pissed me off I

think I was eating a Hot Pocket at this

time I think I was chilling you were

recording call of dut with your hop hog

hdpvr and I was reading my [ __ ] book

about the solar system the nerd in The

Jock at school I I probably had the same

hdpvr as you when I was when I was 27

years old oh my God I was I was 13 were

you using the hdpvr for I did I made

video game videos back in the day I I

had a channel called Hank's Channel or

Hank games Hank games Hank games we play

like Mario hell yeah I probably watch

this at some

point did you like did you always just

have it in you to want to put stuff out

I feel like that's sort of antithesis to

being like a a a nerd put out so much

which kind of thing well you know what

I'm saying like you you seem to have

always desired an audience to I don't

think that's not a nerd thing well no

what I'm saying is that that isn't a

nerd thing or you're saying it's not not

a nerd thing I think it's not not a nerd

thing interesting you're a nerd right

I'm a I I don't know yeah show me your

bicep oh never

mind can't I kind of of course I am like

I was in high school where the [ __ ] you

yeah I played Final I'm wearing a shirt

with Cloud on for Final Fantasy fman

McDonald's he's a final fantasy McDonald

here's my guess I think I think maybe

classically it's been harder for nerds

to find each other but the internet has

made it easier than ever that was that

was certainly a thing for sure but you

have that feeling inside you like I I

love I mean I loved in like Middle

School I loved being in front of an

audience okay I mean I was a huge nerd

and people bullied me and but I was like

funny on stage and that was like where

people felt like I I would feel in

charge and in control and comedy is like

that where it's like I when it's going

well everybody in the room you're like

conducting them like an orchestra yeah

yeah they want to laugh they want to be

there having fun yeah they want to be

there they but they don't but you also

can make them do things they don't want

to do like you can make them feel sad

and then make them laugh about feeling

sad you can make them feel uncomfortable

about death or about like the size of

the universe and then you can make them

laugh about it

yeah yeah I remember I think Dan Haron

had a quote he's like when you're the

funny guy in high school no no you don't

get a girlfriend but you get invited to

all the

parties I thought that was pretty funny

yeah yeah cuz I think that's a pretty

common experience for like the funny guy

or whatever yeah I don't know girls

liked me okay school because you're tall

as [ __ ] dude yeah

handsome yeah it was yeah I was

surprised that I was cute yeah yeah like

like at what when were you surprised and

how like you just looked in the mirror

you're like whoa what the [ __ ] no like I

I looked in the mirror and I was like

that guy's not cute but like girls would

be

like we we should

kiss okay little

bit like come up and be like we should I

mean I was like I like write notes to

girls and be like I was you hound you

dog angry

I mean in high school you write a note

to a girl and like she'll either ignore

it or

not that's such a scientist way to think

I'm collecting data I it's

terrify

terrifying hypothesis your phone number

has seven

digits that would be great I that's a

great line I would use that you hit me

up whenever you need okay I had exactly

one girlfriend in high school yeah can I

ask you a sensitive question uh-huh can

we get sensitive we won't laugh why are

you looking down all s yeah you don't

it's I think you're going to not don't

laugh okay what

Aiden what I'm laughing

at it's funny I made a puppet animal I

so I didn't know about you or your

brother for a long time until I was on

T oh no oh this is going to I'm excited

and there was a there was a post that

your brother made on his Tumblr account

which got changed and actually changed

the rules of the website because of it

we could talk about this for at least an

hour if you want but let's go we don't

need to but I I will say I have I was on

Tumblr so much that I ended up

memorizing that just from seeing it so

so what they did for contest like like

the whole paragraph yeah wow yeah not

just the first line which is also in

here the the second line is probably the

funniest one which is balls smell

amazing yeah but but basically can you

recite a little bit of it for us uh [ __ ]

is one of my favorite tastes not only

that but balls smell amazing oh I I

don't I didn't get that

far the [ __ ] part you're like okay's got

some he made he made a post and then you

could reblog on Tumblr and someone

change it to this copy po about really

just loving like C in your mouth

something and it was very crass and uh

and John GRE got like clowned for it

like incess L and um that's all I knew I

was like that's the guy that happened to

wow that's it wow isn't that crazy like

that's 100% of the John Green facts you

know yes and then later on I learned he

wrote books and I was like okay and I

was like like a really famous book those

I was like those books probably suck

like I like everything was colored from

that crazy was crazy that book fallar St

starts with the same

paragraph

so I mean you're not him but like how

can you what's that like from your

perspective well yeah there's a there's

so like so first of all the the the

mythology is that because this happened

Tumblr changed the website yes which is

not true okay the like like obviously

that's a flaw if you can make the thing

make it look like somebody said

something else so they were working on a

product to fix that thing already when

this happened because it was happening

more and more okay it's also happening

on Twitter with the old quot the quote

retweet old quote retweet just change it

it would literally just [ __ ] copy and

paste their text oh yeah write whatever

else yeah okay yeah so that you people

like there were people who were really

mad at JN for being upset about it and

that and like writing to the guy who ran

tumbler and changing the website and

making it not fun anymore and that I

didn't like I'm like don't be mad at a

guy for doing a thing that didn't

literally happen none of that catching

[ __ ] for it so he got [ __ ] for that but

the it was really weird because it

became such a thing and so here's here's

how I like to think about when I was in

high school I hated Dave Matthews Band

but not because I didn't like their

music because the people who hated me

loved Dave Matthews Band okay and uh and

so like me and my friends because the we

were little Outcast would you like

kmfdm uh I didn't hate kmfdm Beast yeah

uh we listen to like Punk and ska and

like girl rock and okay like garbage and

[ __ ] the the band garbage yeah sorry

no

sounded sorry go ahead go ahead um and

and and we would say some [ __ ] about

Dave Matthews right but we didn't have

any way to say some [ __ ] about Dave

Matthews in a way Dave Matthews would

ever see it uh and then to be Dave

Matthews in the situation where like you

have a relationship with the platform

and you like are doing a thing and then

people are like I want to kind of defi

Define myself in opposition to like this

cultural institution which is a man it's

uncomfortable yeah and like it's and

like it's uncomfortable even hearing

that like the like that your thought was

oh the the [ __ ] is my favorite taste guy

he must rate bad books right yeah like

that's the the consequence of this

access yeah yeah super it's super weird

and it's like but like also I see it as

like a you know and the scale of the

problems of the internet a fairly minor

inconvenience sure isn't it so weird

that like 2007 we're like goof around on

YouTube and then like 2008 it's like

everybody's having so much fun 2010 it's

like it's goof times 2014 goof goof goof

goof goof 2024 it's like the world might

end because of this

thing yeah yeah you see the first like

realistic Joe Biden AI video and you're

like uhoh that's bad yeah it's like

YouTube was like how are we going to

make this platform more compelling I

don't know we like create systems that

make algorithms that like give people

content that they're more likely to

spend a lot of time watching and it's

like oh like we're not like looking at

what's in those videos so like so turns

out that like fake [ __ ] and moral

outrage is like the best way to do it

yeah now everybody hates each other and

then let's put everybody in a box for

two years so they think that everybody

nearby them might kill them with the

disease and then see how that goes that

well that makes me pessimistic cuz it's

like you said the difference between

someone knowing and not knowing random

two people is like 1% but to me it

doesn't feel that way I feel like

isolated from people who like don't know

or don't understand that like the [ __ ]

is my favorite taste is a wrong thing

because it's ultimately making fun of

homosexuality or something right and I I

feel alone a lot of the times because of

that because there's so like because

there's millions of people clicking a

video that says actually like if you're

woke you're gay and plus ratio yeah yeah

I I think that the internet is really

good at finding the the differences and

magnifying them you know I saw a tweet

this morning that was like it pulled a a

tweet that was like we today we remember

Vladimir linen and how great he was and

somebody retweeted and it was like we

how can we forget the lessons of History

millions of people like Lennon killed

some and and like I'm like this tweet

you pulled out of nowhere had like 50

likes like yeah like it's not like a

common belief among Democrats that Lenin

was

dope people do love doing that yeah and

it's just like we're so good at like the

filter bubble was supposed to be like

you can't hear people outside but it

became you can only hear the craziest

[ __ ] from outside well I think

quote retweet culture is one of the

worst parts of twitter.com and I have a

question for you as an avid twitter.com

user and also for whatever reason

threads user still yeah I'm I'm Lov I

get notifications still and it is Hank

Green posted a thread turn them off

unless you want to see my threads cuz

they're great I don't I you close your

[ __ ] eyes then L bro I haven't opened

the app but I like to keep up okay so

why do you still use Twitter so much uh

it's just a it's just an addiction it's

like I uh I mean so there's two reasons

one sometimes I can't stop myself and I

have a thought and I want to see if

people will laugh at my joke or I want

to see people will think about my

thoughts I like to call this the cookie

cookie it's a cookie and you want I just

want cookie I want cookie I want I want

a little treat I want a little treat and

by a little treat I mean get abused by

strangers uh so there's that piece of it

and then there's the piece of it where

it's like it's functionally useful to me

like it's useful for selling tickets to

shows it's useful for selling charity

products useful for letting people know

about new things we're doing was the

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that's crazy yeah I don't have any not

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babbling a do you feel do you feel a

guilt in the idea that people will just

show up because they like you and laugh

at your jokes CU they like you instead

of like if you're actually funny or not

yeah i' I I'm worri I worried about that

um and so I made a good show yeah okay

yeah it's the best it's the only thing

you can do right yeah so I think about

that too we talk about doing live stuff

and it's like what if they just show up

because they like us and then like we

don't get the feedback I think that's

the only they gets them in the door but

that's it yeah like if it's an actual

bad product they're not done and they

won't keep coming back know true I I

feel like there's like this sub genre of

like comedian right now that is like

really big because of like maybe there

I'm just GNA I'm just gonna say Matt R

I'm just gonna say Matt R who is really

good I would say at doing crowd work

generally right and his Crow Clips

became really popular and that is what

popularizes him one of two things that's

that's that's that's the mechanism that

gets people in the door for the show

that is not all crowd work a lot of it

is just normal standup that I think if

he had to live and die by the merits of

just his standup people wouldn't be

showing up in that amount I mean first

of all like crowd work's great and

important and like people love it like

live like like Not Just Clips people

love it in the room yeah um so like

sometimes I get like the vibe that

people are like God why are we in the

crowdwork era so boring and I'm like

crowd work's great like it's [ __ ]

cool part of the show but this but yeah

the and I think that you were right that

like when you're in the in the popular

mind uh like M Matt R is or like you

know uh Rob Schneider is like Rob

Schneider can still go sell out a room

and he doesn't have to do good standup

yeah I think this I think this happens I

think this happens through TV shows a

lot right the comedy isn't that his bit

right now yeah think if you're a ride or

die for Deuce

Bigalow that's I want to meet that

person but I think there are probably

better like you see it on the thing and

like it's like you know like we have a

date night you know I've done this

actually I've realized now I've went to

see David coer who's that he was the uh

guy in Anchor Man Who was balding oh

yeah yeah he's funny yeah you've seen

you've seen his face no his stand up was

the worst of the group it could a bad

night sure sure sure yeah well I feel

like often times when you're the like

you got so much going on and you like

have to be the anchor of the show and

you're the reason people are coming out

and then you're like featuring other

comedians but you don't have time to try

and put put together good material

that's what it felt like it felt like I

just need to show up on the stage for 10

minutes cuz my face is on the thing yeah

I don't it's not that I don't think

these people should have success either

uh like you as an example right as long

as the person acknowledges that this is

like a separate product that they need

to spend time on and make good it's hard

yeah I didn't I had no idea how hard it

is I was like I wrote it and I was like

writing it was fairly easy uh like

writing the first like draft of it but

then to actually take that turn it into

a usable product and get good at being

on the stage it was like how long you

got like 30 minutes or something I'm up

there for like 90 what holy [ __ ] got my

God that's crazy what's your uh I mean

that's yeah I mean I can do 90 I usually

do like 70 and I cut stuff how long have

you been doing it I

started

uh I I started when I was finishing

radiation so like that was 5 months ago

you are such a glinder what the [ __ ] is

the matter I got a coach okay a coach I

got and I got a co-writer who helped me

like punch it up and yeah so like I'm

like not at all above like being like

please people who are good at this like

[ __ ] watch me and tell me what I'm

doing wrong Bo Burnham kind of talked

about this on on uh isn't this the Green

Room that show uh but he was basically

like he started on YouTube then kind of

got a comedy special and skipped like

the brick wall and I think in comedy

like specifically M there's kind of this

like I don't know if the desire but

there's like this long held sort of

pillar of it of winning a crowd over

with your humor and I think that you're

kind of tapping into like talking about

like what if we've won them over already

so when we show up they're primed to

like want to like us and laugh and it

feels cheap it feels like you're

skipping an important step of like I

want to earn it I want to win them over

but I think you have to just not think

about it I think you have to move past

that I I I have to try to not feel

guilty about it which I totally do um

but the like there's also an element of

of uh I don't know I don't know B's

probably B's probably a good example of

somebody who you know get to got to skip

that barrier initially but makes

something absolutely inredible nobody

thinks the bow isn't funny right he was

one of like the first to to make that

jump specifically yeah and like there's

it's there's a bunch of tools that you

get to use that when you have an

audience who already knows who you are

and you can be funnier like I can make

jokes about being a science guy getting

cancer or something cuz they know that

that's a thing there's like more social

context to on to they know yeah yeah

who's your favorite comedian oh my God

all all time I mean

now like like current like currently

operating who you haven't heard of it

feels like is a good one to go like

Chris Fleming so [ __ ] weird but like

Bo like Bo Burnham is up there for me

for sure Eddie isard is up there for me

I like the uh the

the and like still out there doing it uh

Eddie he he had this bit about shooting

Scrappy do with a revolver she she oh

I'm sorry I didn't know uhhuh wild right

she had I don't know what I se

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that she wanted to

shoot and it was so funny I saw it when

I was like 12 and I was like this is it

yeah we've done it yeah yeah yeah I was

I was probably in high school well I

remember this like like going to my

friend's house and like we had the DVD

like at his apartment and like that was

so good that was like the first D comedy

I ever watched and I like clowns I like

people who aren't super polished and

refined like I love a John milany show

but I'm like man every single one of

these words is in the exact right order

and I like I need people to be like lost

a little bit sometimes or to feel lost

even if they aren't okay interesting

what's your favorite joke that you have

oh the one you're most proud of great

work uh I mean this this is probably not

the one I'm most proud of of but I tell

here's here's the joke I'll just do the

whole thing yeah do do the bit uh so

Bo P out any cancers in the audience oh

yeah we got one this is about how uh how

we all need to apologize that you got

the worst name for a star sign uh and

the star signs really read like a list

written by a person for whom the

mushrooms are kicking in like you start

out just cool animals it's like Bulls

great I'll put that one in those Bulls

scorpions yeah that's [ __ ] cool yeah

lion okay yeah that fish and you're like

fish is a lot of animals man that's like

half the

vertebrates uh and then you keep going

as like and and like human

Twins and a woman carrying water and a

goatfish and scales like fish scales no

for like

measuring and cancer like I'm putting

cancer on the list dude uh cuz canc is

like either a crab or like the worst

possible thing uh but you did get the 69

as the little logo and that's a nice

constellation

prize that's good he's pretty good man

funny man signed off by slime you're

pretty funny man funny man all right

we're the

same no you're not the same I think

we're the same actually had an entire

bit earlier about how you're not the

same here hold on let's do that here why

don't you tell us your best

joke you're the

same uh there was this whole thing about

uh how white women love to [ __ ]

dogs oh I'm sorry did that not just

bring the down all right you're the same

God you are the same it's good we're the

same only only tried time I ever tried

to write stand up was in college that

was so scary by the way to do a bit to

four people yeah you can't you killed it

K you even did your the

physicality that's my favorite is where

I like act as as if I'm on mushrooms

that's how I know you're a [ __ ]

grinder cuz someone says hey do it at

Thanksgiving dinner it's like you're the

comedian right do

your would do it

Thanksgiving uh I've okay I've you're

YouTuber longtime YouTuber you've seen

Trend recently I'm assuming you've seen

this trend of YouTubers quitting yes

probably some buddies of yours cuz

you've been in this [ __ ] for so long

every Scott you guys go way back we do

go okay see I figured I was making a

joke but Matt Pat and I actually go kind

of back Matt Pat and you go way back uh

and you as far as I know have never quit

you just keep doing new and different

things yeah no what I've done instead is

failed at stuff yeah yeah you just fail

and then no one thinks you're quitting

well you also succeed at stuff and I

guess

continues so have you thought about it

like does it make you think like oh

should I like hard Clos yeah I I love

hard closes and it's weird because like

you write a novel and at the end of that

it's a hard clo right uh and so I like

wrote a novel and I wrote the sequel and

I'm like never going back to those

characters again and nobody thinks I

like retired from novelis right you know

the that's what it's called yeah and I

learned that in

college and the and YouTube is weird

because it's not like that like you're

just supposed to upload every day or

every week or whatever your schedule is

well also not characters it's the person

and well and it is you yeah well it's

not just you it's also like you're

usually making a product yeah you know

and so like that's kind of what's nice

about theorist is like it's a thing and

it's had people do things that aren't

mad or Stephanie and and the like so it

sort of makes sense to go off on its own

and also like Tom's

Scott I know this guy he's not quitting

making stuff yeah he's not quitting

creativity I feel like he's opening up

some space for him to figure out what

other interesting thing he can do so so

like that like I like to think of what

Tom Scott did which is an amazing body

of work as a body of work right not like

a career not he's retiring from and he's

going to go play Canasta in Florida he's

do like he's made this just like you can

write a book and then you're done like

there's a last page of the book and

that's not weird that's not like sad

that the book ended uh but I feel like

his his you know what like his that

project was is just like an amazing body

of work that you can go back to over and

over again and he's like make a bunch of

other cool stuff I don't really feel

like people are quitting to me it feels

like people are having the freedom to

try new things which I think is very

good so they're just quitting their book

series that everybody likes and they're

ending that and then they're especially

if you can find like a way a good way to

wrap the series you know made one of the

biggest series of all time yeah there's

like a so like you talk about a YouTube

channel as a body of work but a lot of

times I think most of the content is

actually just like a slop treadmill

right like you were saying like you have

like not Tom Scott a wild about it yeah

yeah but there there like does that

apply universally to like like lwigs got

some really insane beautiful videos but

he also has like Reddit recap number 87

the ASMR slime YouTuber I'm quitting

yeah it's been a long run I really

appreciate all you guys for time and

it's the same platform Yeah well yeah I

mean YouTube

isn't like the it's I don't know what to

compare it to like it you can't just

think of it like uh like movies because

we have like an idea of what movies are

like and and there's a lot of barriers

to movie you think of it more like music

where there's a lot of shitty music out

there and there's a lot there's like

really fractured the music world like I

can go on Spotify and find somebody who

gets 20 million streams a month than

nobody's ever heard of them right um and

and there's like a lot of like yeah so

it's all over the place and and like to

some extent like if you're a slime

YouTuber and you did really well and

you're tired and you don't want to be a

slime YouTuber anymore and you have $2

million in the bank like take a break

figure out what's next like maybe you're

going to be an ad executive now the the

question is do you say to your audience

no more slime or do you just stop

posting I think you say no more slime

you're doing an Irish goodbye Irish

goodbye to I mean lots of people Irish

goodbye their YouTube channels they

usually not very big and then you just

have the comments for years like who's

still watching in 2024 yeah yeah I think

those comments are posted by YouTube I

don't cuz they're on every

videoar Runner kind of Irish goodby for

like eight years oh God that wild they

just like didn't upload the next strong

bat it just stopped doing it I talked to

them about it I like asked them and I

was like why did you do it and they were

like well we had a plan for the next one

and then it was like it kind of got like

we wanted to do it bigger and bigger and

then the more time passed we like well

we have to come back with something

bigger and more interesting and then

time kept passing and we were like well

if we come back now with some little

thing everybody's going to be like just

that just give us another teen girl

squad it's fine that's all we want

that's all we want I mean they they

worked so hard like that's like the wild

amount of work that went into what is

really in a lot of ways like the first

online video series

speeds dude oh my god it feels like not

everybody in the room knows what this

it's like this and red versus blue are

like found I think I found out about it

through Nintendo Power Magazine what

yeah home HED home homar Runner oh wow

yeah they made like it was they had some

episode of Nintendo Power in

1999 and it came up in there at some

point because I I I I didn't really like

get on the internet to watch stuff until

like I don't know I feel like I just

like got to at friends houses on

occasion until like

2011 I think I start I think I started

like using the internet in like first

grade which year was uh uh so I let's do

birth year 20 19967 90 95 okay that's

fine '90s kids you're 1980 yeah we're

the

same oh you're 89 we both [ __ ] with

kmfdm in high school we're the same

we're the same I think it's 04 maybe 04

when you were in first grade like six

years old I'm the youngest I'm the

youngest and I'm off my parents health

insurance you know I'm a real I'm a real

member of societ grownups here and he

technically pays for it but it's my

insurance Dad I'm daddy insurance he is

Daddy oh no we heal you yeah are you

going to Irish goodbye lwig when it's

time no I would hard quit you hard

goodbye I would hard goodbye forish

goodbye let's just go to Europe let's be

together somewhere let's just go well I

think it's also different right like I

think I think it's audience relationship

thing yeah it would be I think

disrespectful cuz I also am closer to my

audience than most YouTubers cuz I

stream

and there's also people like 4 35,000

who give me like a dollar a month right

now and so like if I were to just like

just leave then it's like okay keep this

yeah it'd be kind of grimy I think it be

kind of [ __ ] yeah but they would still

love you I've also feel like you there's

things you want to say you know like

there's there's some last things maybe

yeah streaming is so much different than

YouTuber especially now though right

because like I feel like you're a

YouTuber and you quit there's still a

huge wall between you and your viewers

that you're safe behind but I feel like

streaming like your viewers feel closer

to you I will say I don't know of a big

streamer who's quit whoa like YouTubers

have started to quit and I think they've

started to quit in response in a way

maybe to the trend of YouTubers who

didn't quit and kept doing their thing

and then it got less popular and then

now there's like you know a sunny V2

video making fun of that that gets

millions of views I feel like it's

harder I feel like it's harder for

streamers to Pivot too cuz if you if you

if you're a YouTuber and you've like

backed up a bunch of like success and

savings from like a long-term series you

can kind of like eleviate this time for

yourself in your day to like think about

or like work on like whatever the next

project is but I feel like streaming

keeps especially if you're if you're a

big streamer you're kind of obligated to

like put the hours in over and over and

over and that like same time isn't

alleviated in your day and because you

don't create that product that you talk

about that like on indefinitely you you

have to boot up the next day to pull

everybody with a YouTuber and YouTube

videos anyone can watch that on their

own time throughout the day and you

still get your algorithm points because

it goes out that day but for for

streaming like you're fighting for

eyeballs like any you go live at 7 p.m.

and you can really only watch one stream

maybe a couple if you're like a brain

Rock kid or something so

it's kind of tough right now cuz if

you're if you're a streamer right now

you're in an era of of viewers trending

down in general not for you specifically

but like sitewide like twitch viewership

is down yeah like somebody like xqc is

like seeing his numbers like fall no

he's back as gtrp but yeah it wasn't

little bit down after said GTA RP was

already over to the hub what's your take

on it dubb and Anders well I think that

streaming is just a little bit my league

right now further behind I think it's a

little farther behind YouTube cuz the

newer thing I also think streamers just

like streaming and they don't know

anything else at all

and so it's like Astro World this is

kind of like talking to Mango about it

do you know who mango is he's a great

I'm way out of my league mango mango is

this is actually mango okay great he's

here this is a cut out of him this is

mango buddy and do you see him and do

you think this is the goat I see him and

I think that's a seems like a

professional gamer to me mostly that

shirt yeah with us now he is a

professional gamer and he he streams he

pretty much only streams playing video

games

um and he like he's done it for a long

time now and self admittedly he's like

I'm just a gamer I love [ __ ] Bo yeah

I think he just likes gaming because

what he does now is he'll go live for

like eight hours he'll like play a bit

of the game he's known for playing then

he'll play uh balers gate after taking a

edible and then when the edible hits too

hard and he thinks it's scary he'll move

to

OverWatch the bright colors make him

feel okay and I think it's just what he

wants to do

and also feels good maybe because it's

earning money uh but but I think yeah I

think streamers I I haven't seen him

quit yet whereas like more maybe more

people getting into YouTube to start

with have some idea of like I I think

there's more people on YouTube that are

like I'm going to make videos as some

sort of like product or like artistic

it's going to be some sort of like

artistic TR like doing something that

I'm trying to achieve a particular goal

that's not just grow in the biggest

audience but I think it's not like I

think a lot of times it's just just like

how that's what I chase it's just like

how like how do we make stuff that's

kind to like engage people and get

people to watch you say it's dirty it's

nerdy Oh I thought you said like

YouTube's like nerdier than ever I think

in terms of like the science of what a

successful video is think to AA think

about it too much I think now what year

Vlog Brothers start is it I think I

think it's gonna we're going to have a

backlash against it we're getting a bit

of it yeah you Sam suck yeah I know that

name okay who who is talk about biceps

huge big biceps can you P Sam suck oh

there's a DV yeah yeah welcome to the

world this is our screen with our logo I

don't exist in physical

places oh that guy yeah I've seen that

guy and he's like the antithesis of

nerdy YouTube right because he just

uploads 40 minutes and it's him in a car

just riffing about his workout in life

yeah he's got like like great Vibes for

a guy who does a lot of ear yeah yes he

does it's actually it's crazy it is what

makes him so Charming hot maybe hot take

I think this is still Nerd YouTube yeah

I think he's a little nerdy sure I think

it's he's nerdy about his muscles he

just like over YouTu yeah yeah yeah

separate thing crafting a YouTube video

to get the maximum viewers as opposed to

being passionate about something see I

see like we get backlashed when we do a

custom thumbnail on Vlog Brothers yeah

still what yeah we never we've never we

we've always done it sometimes but like

if we if I do one that looks too good

people are like what the hell I have to

like make it look like I didn't

what what year did V Brother start 2007

right okay so one question I had about

that was was uh uh my understanding the

original idea was like it's talking to

each other in Vlog format almost like

you're writing emails to each other and

either teaching each other a thing or

just speaking to each other like

brothers that's kind of like the base

sort of idea was that collaborative at

first like were you were you

collaborating at all on what you would

talk about in your own separate videos

and has it become collaborative at all

or is it the same still uh it dep so

like in the beginning it was very much

like John would make a video and then I

would watch his video and either make my

own thing or like it would inspire me to

make something in particular so often

times I just make my own thing okay uh

now rarely we will be in touch and we'll

say oh here's what we need to do this

week because we have this thing coming

up um like we're doing this launch or

we're doing a charity event or something

and and so we had like like actually

last week was like this where uh like we

had like some new things to tell the

community about and so we did two videos

that were about the no we have to do

this like yearly charity live stream

called the project for awesome and we

were just like changing it a little bit

and I watched that yeah that one and uh

and that was nice cuz I was going to be

here and I was like I can make that

before I leave uh because it's 4minute

video are you watching his when it comes

out or before when it comes out when it

comes out so you're in the audience like

to this day yeah do you watch every one

have you ever missed one never missed

one a that's very cute that's

cute it's wild to to think that I might

like to like the the thought of missing

a vlog Brothers video for me like I it

would feel like a big fat lie I feel

like I was lying to everyone well I

think that's I think that is like a uh

the sauce that makes a project like that

successful for this long like the like

even if you never say to anyone and

there's only one a week like it's a it's

like one four to five minute video a

week so it's like like shitty did not

watch my brother's I was too busy that

this the like this has created like your

guys's channel has created such uh a

fandom that you hosted another

convention only for your fans yeah we

did do that yeah it was super fun like

side convention we we were thinking

about doing it again but things have

been messy in the world of events for a

little while uh

what why so the uh the the yeah it was

super fun and like we have you know and

we had a bunch of people who are sort of

like per like you know have a lot of

overlap with our stuff come out yeah I

heard I heard your idea about um the 48

hour uh like show and I was like you

guys can take that idea does work in our

world I was that was the first thought I

had that the rep why don't you say the

idea cuz it's your idea so like you rent

a theater for 48 hours and you don't let

anybody

leave dude this is everyone so everyone

who comes to the show stays it's a lock

in it's like the bowling alley I'm do

you tell them or do they walk in

and a comical

latch starts screaming trying to get out

of the room two statues with swords and

they just cross if anybody leaves the

room everyone no one gets $10,000 yeah

and then they just have to murder the

person who needs to pee the

most wait that's actually good

okay thear well I was thinking about

specifically the no one can leave

$10,000 one yeah yeah we there was a

thing uh I think that so we we had this

at in moua where the first like drinks

are free

first person PE at a bar I love Missoula

yeah I mean I been a bu lived there for

20 years funny I love it cool I do

zootown well yeah

yeah and they had to stop doing this not

like there's like a thing that lots of

bars do like free drinks until the first

person pees they had to startop doing it

because somebody died what they like

they like hold held their P too bad oh

no oh this is a this is an episode of

euphoria

this also happens with the but I haven't

fact checked

this I think someone died it's a good

way to not want to do it anymore you

just say say someone died and I can't do

it they just make it up yeah they they

don't have to explain someone died wish

there was Shack to the you just put it

on the T-shirt you win and the

competition keeps going yeah there was a

radio thing where they're like like see

like whoever drinks the most water and

that like somebody drinks so much water

they died yeah to win a Wii they were

probably in the room oh in a Wei for

hold your we for a we it was like a mom

it's actually a really sad story no I

mean people dying is often quite sad

they were probably in the room trying to

think of an idea like what's something

anyone can do it's safe well like water

it's good them this happens with the

butt if you don't poop for enough time

you get toxic meacon toxic meacon you

know you know what the treatment for

toxic meacon is a [ __ ] they have they

have to cut you open and take your [ __ ]

out what and you round it out you you

shove you shove some oxygen up there so

they they cut it up and the do Co to

your mouth he goes

you can you can have constipation so bad

that you vomit up your own [ __ ] oh have

you got I think I've gotten close I

think I've gotten close he's has

constipation problems his whole life I'm

jealous he drops Mega dunkers he never

he drops high scores what's your like

General dayto day like what that mean

your General's your general hch time how

much time like a week every all the time

yeah wow no you know what it's better

recently he's scared now it's like it's

like 3 hours from

me really you're right on time are you

vegan no I have ulcerative

colitis I

looked when I don't understand the words

I know it's bad yeah so many syllables

speaking of science I actually I

actually came prepared I don't know that

that was science book I came prepared

with an idea today all right uh and I

thought it'' be fun because you're a

scientist correct I I mean not in a

while saying this but it's so he's a

scientist right and the four of us I say

we dabble in science we we cover

sciencing on this show um so do you were

you ever uh uh do you ever remember do

you remember cahoot yeah yeah so I used

to use cahoot do I remember cahoot he

didn't well I don't remember it I didn't

didn't have it when I was in school I

just know of it I well I say remember

cuz I don't think it's used Much Anymore

maybe it is he was not in school he was

past school when they brought it in and

got rid of was fondly remembering cahoot

you know messing with the teacher making

funny name for yourself in the game and

I was like I wonder if I could go find a

cahoot quiz for Science and then we

could all take it but we're all against

you four against one it's the try guys

you guys

yeah and guess which one of us is

NE no we we thought of a solution to

this idea if you you call up your wife

or your girlfriend and you just tell her

Point Blank I will never cheat on you

yeah and it always results in a positive

outcome no no no no no we we we figured

out a better way to say it what it was

uh from now

on I will never from here on out and I

have it before but also from here on out

I will never do I just wanted to let you

know and it always is really good

because it's a nice thing to say that's

going to work out 100% they love that so

zipper could you uh bring up the cahoot

I found oh we're going we pop out our

phones everyone bring out your phones

this is like look at this cahoot is

still very active uh so you're going to

go to kahoot.it and you're going to type

in this

code it and uh just very honestly I did

not play it myself I just found uh the

name in the public cahoot uh thing and I

was like yeah this will work um cuz I

wanted to keep it pretty basic oh you

can you can't do so many syllables what

did you that was going to be big money

Rich money how oh I got the Moose I

guess that's good a cute little dude I

got a chipmunk with a hairpiece

headphones

on maybe okay cahoot at home this makes

me very nervous yeah so I just I hope I

didn't make it I just found the Eagle

Rock Elementary 2017 science fair quiz

no need to answer this that's what it

was called me that's a picture of me as

a child that's great that guy was

passing notes in class get ready the

student with the highest score in this

year's quiz will win $50 towards the

Scholastic Book Fair oh that's

H the book fa was hype plants need which

of the following to live uh plants need

which of the following to live oxygen

air minimal Waters and Sun air Min wait

air water minerals and Sunlight

Moonlight or soil water shade and f i

got this one I got this does it matter

how fast we do it cuz I

got I believe you get more points the

faster oh no never mind okay okay all

right I got it I got it did you pick

we're total R Points and we'll so it's

four to one right now no we all got it

right we all got it right but we we'll

figure out okay I I will defeat you in

the science Coliseum I'm a little

worried we're all going to get all of

these right yeah okay don't be

nice now we're ging now we're gaming

come on I didn't know there was time all

right this is [ __ ] up what temperature

brings water to boil what temperature

bring water to a boil uh school have I

knew this one I I I made fun of someone

for not knowing this

and why is it cringe in Fahrenheit in

cringe do you use celsius yeah what

temperature is it it's 41 we [ __ ]

beating us fter getting [ __ ] well if

you add all your numbers up you're

kicking my ass all right one of us has

to win that's that's the win our high SC

if one of us beats him I have so much

fair in you guys slider discuss

we discing you picked a dog

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N I think a pregnant pregnant woman is

one of the most beautiful things on

earth it's a 10 that's really good guess

too uh I'm going to go with 10 actually

I think that's really

smart we have a lot of what did you

audio listeners we're looking at uh

Mario holding pregnant Sonic yeah it's

Dr Mario specifically he figured out

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wait actually makes sense makes sense

it's a six yeah I think that's

science I don't TR this is like in 10

years when we find out the school is

wrong on M cahoot it says nothing worth

having comes easy was kind of

ominous at that uh that didn't change

the numbers at all no uh interesting all

right wow who turned popular hip-hop

artist Nicki Minaj into a stoner this is

what they're learning in school well I

know the answer this [ __ ] I don't know

take biology in high school Jesus Christ

man how much time do I have who turn

this is a lyric in weedem

boys that does not help uhhuh uh wow in

the song they go Weeden boy I definitely

know it wasn't oh I got yeah whiz turned

n to a what the [ __ ] oh my god dude

that's this is [ __ ] she's smoking now

you just know too much mango no no

mango okay uh come back to us boy true

or false real

real real

wow okay oh

wow I mean it looks real man I hit false

but I feel like true now it's in a big

medicine the thing it looks fake but the

doctor looks real so it's a giant poop

that a woman is holding what looks like

a doctor

istion so can you can you explain this

with science true true you said false I

did say can you explain that to me with

science oh man I don't no you're the one

with the big shits all right well great

job thanks for attending probably the

fair congratulations Dylan

Morris wins every year he always wins I

hate that

know wow let's

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go oh thank God we're smarter than a

scien my ass Wait no that's third place

wait a minute oh thank God so I guess

like I I thought you were I thought you

were like a s you were last place Hank

that's actually crazy last place it's

weed and boy that's so weird he turned

her to a stoner no I know I got that one

right it's the that fcked me

turd true well uh Hank it's been an

absolute pleasure is there any final

words of wisdom or thoughts that You'

like to part or uh

socks oh I mean yeah I made socks say

that when I was sick with cancer I made

socks oh I saw awesome sock Club yeah so

I we had the awesome socks Club we're

basically trying we're like okay what if

we were like YouTubers and we started a

business that was like YouTuber business

but then we donated all the the first

time you've done it we donated all the

profit to charity instead of to us and

to and to you and which makes it sound

like I don't like other YouTubers and I

do very much it's basically you going to

have to buy socks I do just buy them am

from us and all the profit goost to

charity instead of some stranger where

you club uh good do store we can find

all stuff that's a good [ __ ] you got

good store son of a every single person

who buys a pair of socks from this

website Aiden will thank yeah he will

thank you personally he will write a

mess yeah oh it's on the board good do

store there it is and you can get you

get coffee we got a coffee subscription

we got soap and like other bath products

oh this is nice we're going to add some

other stuff soon too we're going to do

te oh the Disco socks yeah the Disco St

are nice cute I'm wearing yeah what are

you rocking I'm wearing these ones I

designed specifically when I was canc

when I was on cancer when you were on

cancer smoking

good they give you a lot of

drugs awesome well thanks for coming on

man it was really fun yeah it was fun

did you have a good time you guys are

dopes it's great well no wait wait he

just he's too smart I don't know it's

good I feel it could be good I

it's great it's a nice thing you guys

like fun silly guys yeah all right Hank

you are so maybe you don't got that [ __ ]

on whoa come on what hisid name what if

his middle name was smoking that I was

thinking that whole time Hank smoking

that green yeah yeah and we hope you we

turned you to a stoner at home thank you

for joining us thanks Hank Green good do

store check it out bye bye if I become

different will you guys still love me no

okay what's different about you you

don't come back at all kid yeah what the

[ __ ] this is a Ricky Bobby household

your first first last only two of us

well yeah it's actually the case in

boxing

yeah I'm a tough I'm a tough loving

father and you got to win I don't I I

don't think I can win this farry that's

my mama mentality come out this guy has

been in real fight you to win this you

got to join the family business which is

what making YouTube shorts and sucking

shits