UNHINGED Texting with Dan and Phil

DanAndPhilGAMES
15 May 202411:51

Summary

TLDRВ этом видео сценарий Dan и Phil играют в игру 'Новый телефон, кто это?', отправляя друг другу забавные и неожиданные тексты. Они выбирают самых смешных ответы на предложенные сообщения, что приводит к многочисленным смешным и необычным ситуациям. В процессе игры они делятся своими странными текстовыми сообщениями, включая различные необычные эмодзи и неожиданные предложения. Это видео-блог оставляет зрителей в восторге от чувства юмора и оригинальности пары, которые не боятся поделиться своими странными сторонами для развлечения аудитории.

Takeaways

  • 📱 В этом видео Дэн и Филл играют в игру 'Новый телефон, кто это?', в которой они выбирают наиболее забавные ответы на различные текстовые сообщения.
  • 😂 Дэн и Филл обмениваются сообщениями, которые они отправляли друг другу, включая странные эмодзи и короткие шутки.
  • 🤣 Игроки представляют, как бы они отвечали на сообщения, если бы были в ситуациях, описанных в тексте, отвечающие с юмором и непредсказуемостью.
  • 👶 В одной из ситуаций они выступают в роли родителей, получающих сообщение от сына, спрятанного под кроватью из-за незнакомца в доме.
  • 🍹 В другой ситуации, они обсуждают, как бы отреагировали на предложение выпить смузи после встречи в клубе.
  • 🦆 Игроки также реагируют на сообщения, которые звучат абсурдным или странным, такие как сообщение от человека, имевшего контакт с утиной.
  • 🚫 В процессе игры возникают сообщения, которые могут быть шокирующими или неприятными для некоторых игроков, вызывая их реакцию.
  • 🤯 Дэн и Филл отмечают, что некоторые карты игры вызывают у них неприятные ощущения и они решают прекратить игру из-за этого.
  • 🎉 Они заканчивают игру, считая результат ничьей, так как каждый из них выиграл четыре раунда.
  • 👍 Дэн и Филл призывают зрителей, если они наслажддались игрой и хаосом, поставить лайк, подписаться на канал и посмотреть предыдущее видео.
  • 😅 В конце видео они отмечают, что иногда приходится смеяться через боль, и эта видеоигра была как раз хорошим развлечением от повседневных проблем.

Q & A

  • Какой звук вызывает смех у Дэна и Фила при начале видео?

    -Звуком, который вызывает смех, является звук текстового сообщения на телефоне, описанный как 'Whoop'.

  • Какие эмодзи были обмениваны между Дэном и Филлом в их текстовых сообщениях?

    -Дэн отправил эмодзи 'мягкого коралла', на что Филл ответил эмодзи 'колеса'.

  • Какой текстовый обмен между Дэном и Филлом вызвал у них смех?

    -Обмен, в котором один из них говорит 'you dead', а другой отвечает 'In the bathroom', вызвал смех из-за неожиданности и неприличности ситуации.

  • Как называется игра, которую играют Дэн и Филл?

    -Игра, которую они играют, называется 'New Phone, Who Dis?'.

  • Какую роль играет компания, которая спонсирует канал Дэна и Фила?

    -Компания спонсирует канал, отправляя им множество своих игр.

  • Какую задачу нужно выполнить в игре 'New Phone, Who Dis?'?

    -В игре 'New Phone, Who Dis?' участникам отправляют текстовое сообщение, и они должны выбрать самый забавный ответ на это сообщение.

  • Какой текст вызвал у Дэна и Фила ассоциацию с 'маленькой воромкой бабушкой'?

    -Текст 'About to go steal some stuff, you want anything?' вызвал у них эту ассоциацию.

  • Какой кодовая фраза использовалась в тексте о лазанье?

    -Кодовая фраза, используемая в тексте о лазанье, - 'lasagna'.

  • Какой текст о детстве вызвал у Дэна и Фила смех?

    -Текст 'Quack, quack! It's me.' вызвал у них смех из-за неожиданного и странного сообщения.

  • Какой текст вызвал у Дэна и Фила дискомфорт и желание закончить игру?

    -Текст о том, что 'My (неприличное слово) just (неприличное слово) at my office holiday party' вызвал у них дискомфорт.

  • Какой приз получил Филл за игру 'New Phone, Who Dis?'?

    -Филл получил приз за игру, хотя его результат был равным с Дэном, но его ответы оставили более глубокое впечатление.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Игра 'Новый телефон, кто это?'

В первом параграфе сценария видео представители Dan и Phil, известные своими странными текстовыми сообщениями друг другу, начинают игру 'Новый телефон, кто это?'. Они получают текстовое сообщение и должны выбрать наиболее забавное ответное сообщение. В игре участники получают семь карт ответов, и тот, кто предложит самый смешной ответ, выигрывает. В процессе игры они обсуждают различные варианты ответов на сообщения, включая неожиданные и комические ситуации, такие как предложение украсть что-то или сообщение о том, что кто-то находится в доме с просьбой позвонить 911.

05:01

😜 Соревнование в находке ответов

Второй параграф видео сфокусирован на процессе игры 'Новый телефон, кто это?', где Dan и Phil предлагают различные и необычные ответы на текстовые сообщения. Они обсуждают свои варианты ответов, включая иронию, мета-юмор и отсылки к популярным культурным феноменам. В игре также присутствуют элементы неловкости и шока, когда сообщения становятся все более странными и неприятными, что вызывает смех и реакции участников и завершается сомнением о том, стоит ли продолжать игру из-за ужасающих карточек.

10:02

🎉 Итоги игры и приз

В заключительном параграфе видео Dan и Phil подводят итоги игры 'Новый телефон, кто это?'. Они делятся своими впечатлениями о том, какие ответы были наиболее смешными и какие карточки вызвали у них шок и отторжение. В конце видео они объявляют, что игра завершилась вничью, но Phil получает приз за свой особенно поразительный ответ. Они также благодарят спонсоров, которые отправили им игры, и призывают зрителей оставлять лайки и подписываться на их канал для подобного контента.

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Keywords

💡Текстовое сообщение

Текстовое сообщение - это основной способ коммуникации между персонажами в видео. Оно используется для передачи информации, юмора и развития сюжета. В видео это включает в себя различные необычные и забавные тексты, которые отправляют друг другу два героя, например, обмен эмодзи или сообщения о неожиданных происшествиях, как 'Если ты хочешь (собака лает), кодовое слово - лазанья'.

💡Игра New Phone, Who Dis

New Phone, Who Dis - это игра, основанная на чтении текстовых сообщений и выборе наиболее забавного ответа. В контексте видео это игра, в которой два героя должны выбрать лучший ответ на предложенные тексты, что является основой их развлекательного соревнования и взаимодействия друг с другом.

💡Юмор

Юмор является ключевым элементом видео и включает в себя различные забавные ситуации, созданные с помощью текстовых сообщений. В видео юмор проявляется в неожиданных и необычных ответах на тексты, таких как 'Grandma, u a savage' или 'Ew, you have an Android?', что добавляет веселого тона к их общению.

💡Эмоции

Эмоции играют важную роль в видео, так как они передаются через тексты и реакции героев. Например, смех, испуг или удивление выражаются через различные тексты и их ответы, что помогает зрителям погрузиться в атмосферу игры и общения между героями.

💡Спонсор

Спонсор в видео - это компания, которая поддерживает канал, отправив им несколько своих игр. Спонсорская компания обычно ожидает, что их продукт будет представлен в видео, что в данном случае делается через игру 'New Phone, Who Dis', что также привлекает зрителей к их продукции.

💡Взаимодействие

Взаимодействие между героями является основой видео и включает в себя обмен текстовыми сообщениями, шутками и ответами. Это взаимодействие создает динамический процесс, который удерживает зрителей в напряжении и забавляет их, как, например, когда один из героев предлагает 'Grandma, u a savage' в ответ на сообщение о краже.

💡Сценарий

Сценарий видео предоставляет структуру и логику развязки истории, которая основана на обмене текстовыми сообщениями. Сценарий включает в себя различные темы и контексты, такие как 'Mom, someone is in the house' или 'I am baked at the zoo', что добавляет разнообразия к видео.

💡Развлекательность

Развлекательность является основной целью видео, где герои преследуют увеселение зрителей через забавные тексты и их ответы. Это достигается через неожиданные ответы, такие как 'That sounds lovely. I can already smell the jumbo shrimp', что вызывает смех и радует зрителей.

💡Комментарии

Комментарии в видео служат для дополнительной информации, юмора и взаимодействия с аудиторией. Комментарии героев, такие как 'TMI, TMI' или 'Meta. Get your fingers out Dan', добавляют глубину и контекст к их общению и текстовым сообщениям.

💡Подписки

Подписки являются важным аспектом для канала, так как они поддерживают его и позволяют создавать еще больше контента. В видео герои призывают зрителей к подписке, что является стандартной практикой в мире YouTube и способом поддержки их творчества.

Highlights

Dan and Phil introduce a new game called 'New Phone, Who Dis?'

The game involves choosing the funniest reply to a given text message

They receive seven reply cards to select from

A text about stealing items leads to humorous responses about a kleptomaniac grandmother

Phil suggests a scenario involving stealing jumbo shrimp from a restaurant

A text about a code word 'lasagna' results in jokes about being uninvited to 'Twister night'

Dan and Phil react to a dramatic text about an intruder in the house with dark humor

They role-play a scenario where they are recognized from a club and invited for a smoothie

A text from an unknown number leads to a humorous misunderstanding about a father's identity

Phil and Dan exchange quirky texts about being 'baked at the zoo' and communicating otters

A text about licking fingers post high-five leads to a discussion about YouTube views and attention

The game takes a bizarre turn with a text involving an animal at an office holiday party

Dan and Phil end the game with a text that is too disturbing to continue, suggesting it's cursed

They conclude the game as a draw, each having won four rounds

The game's conclusion leaves a lasting impression on both the players and the viewers

Dan and Phil thank the sponsors for the games and encourage viewers to check them out

They invite viewers to subscribe for more content and watch their previous video for more laughs

The video ends on a reflective note about finding humor in difficult times

Transcripts

play00:00

- Hello, Dan and Phil Games, whoops. *phone impression*

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(phone beeping)

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Did you know what that was?

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Wooop. Wait, wwwoop.

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(Phil laughing) - Huh?

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- Whoop.

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It's the text message sound.

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(Dan laughing) (horn honking)

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- Now we are two guys that are known

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for sending some pretty weird texts to each other.

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- Yes. - For example.

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- What have we got? - I dunno

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if I open it right now. - I'm scared.

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- I sent you a gentle effect coral emoji,

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to which you responded with a wheel.

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- I think that was just the rare emoji Olympics.

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Then on Tuesday, seventh of May you went, "you dead."

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And I said, "In the bathroom."

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(Dan cackling)

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- TMI, TMI. - But then,

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at 6:41 you said, "You dead."

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- Okay, was this two separate events,

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or were you still in the bathroom?

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- I think I was having a luxurious bath.

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- Bro, that was two hours. Are you okay?

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So we should be uniquely qualified to play today's game.

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New Phone, Who Dis? - Yes.

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- From the makers of.

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- "Den hinged hill though." Oh my god!

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(Dan laughing) - I'm not saying that.

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- And...

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You have gaping. (dog yapping)

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Both of which we're trying to forget.

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Time to make another video that we will surely regret.

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- They've currently sponsored the channel by sending us

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a whole bunch of their games.

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So if you wanna check it out, you can click the linky below.

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- If this inspires you to do so, or to run away.

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- Mhm.

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Glasses. - Glasses on.

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- Engage. - Phil needs to read.

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Uh-oh. - So here's how it works.

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We're gonna be sent a text

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and then we have to choose the funniest reply to said text.

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Whoever says the funniest one wins.

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- One, we need to agree.

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- Yes. - Fairly between us.

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Right? We're gonna get given seven reply cards.

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Deal 'em out. (Phil laughing)

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- Sorry, I'm just already looking at what I've got.

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- Oh, Jesus Christ.

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- We're starting off with,

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"About to go steal some stuff, you want anything?"

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(both laughing)

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Just something. - I wouldn't feel surprised

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if you text me that for some reason.

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- I would steal something by accident.

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- What is the reply gonna be?

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(Dan snickering) Okay.

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(Phil laughing) No context.

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I have an immediate thing. - Wait.

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- I'm locked in. - No okay.

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- Yeah, same. Same.

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"About to go steal some stuff, you want anything?"

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- "Grandma, u a savage."

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(Phil laughing) (air horn honking)

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Little klepto nana text.

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- I love the vision of that.

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- Veronica would never engage in this behavior.

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- No, not really.

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- What a loving grandma. - Yeah.

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- She will feed you too much and steal something for me.

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- Do you know where that iPad went?

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She flogged it. - Oh my god.

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"About to go steal some stuff, you want anything?"

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- "That sounds lovely.

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I can already smell the jumbo shrimp."

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- Wha? (Phil laughing)

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- Oh. - Where were you shoving

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the pre-cooked jumbo shrimp?

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- Just breaking into Bahama Breeze.

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Shoving our hand to the grill. - Scooping it in.

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- I think Veronica gets this one.

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- Just for the mental image.

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Okay, good stuff.

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(upbeat music)

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- You can read the next one.

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- Hey. - What?

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- "If you wanna (dog yapping) the code word is lasagna."

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- How am I gonna reply to that?

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- Alright, that's the question.

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That's the thing that was on the cards. I dunno what to say.

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- Is this Garfield on the other end?

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- Yep. Oh, can't use that one.

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(alarm blaring) Or maybe I can.

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"If you wanna (dog yapping), the code word is lasagna."

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- "This is why you're not invited to Twister night

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with the boys anymore. (Dan laughing)

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Have fun with your wife.

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- Oh God.

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- I'm saying you'll not cheat on your wife with me.

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- Get. - I want to go to

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Twister night with the boys. - I know.

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What's going on there?

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- Maybe the wife is the one dropping the lasagna.

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- Oh. - Maybe all the boys

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from Twister are welcome. - Maybe they're wrest...

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- Shame on you.

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- Maybe they're wrestling in lasagna.

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- Exactly, Phil.

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Mine is telling a story. - Okay.

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- This is building lore. - Sure.

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- Continuing from the last round.

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- "If you wanna (dog yapping), the code word is lasagna."

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- "Are you seriously texting me this

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from your grandma's funeral?"

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(record scratching) (Phil laughing)

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- Not the grandma again?

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- She died. - No.

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- She got caught stealing. - Well, stop.

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- And she died.

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- Stop hitting up people for lasagna.

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- And now I'm horny.

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- Where's your heart? - That's what's going on.

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- I do like yours for the storytelling.

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- But yours, with the wife and the Twister.

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- Twister night. - That that's got juicier.

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I'm gonna give that to you Phil.

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- Yes. (upbeat music)

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- Ding. - Ding.

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- "Mom, someone is in the house.

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Please call 911. I'm hiding under the bed."

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- Oh my God. Drama.

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- Jesus Christ.

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- What am I gonna say back?

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- Well, time to ruin that.

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- Am I mom? - Right, we are mom.

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- Yes. - Our child is texting us.

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- Okay. - Okay.

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(Dan snorting)

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- I'm always scared when you start

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laughing at games like this.

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You have a text from your child.

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"Mom, someone is in the house. Please call 911.

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I'm hiding under the bed."

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- "Ew, you have an Android?"

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(phil laughing)

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- Oh no.

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- They made a fricking green card.

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They put one green. - Wow.

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- All right, what's your parenting?

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"Mom, someone's in the house, please call 911.

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I'm hiding under the bed."

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- "Sorry, gotta vlog. My subscribers need me."

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(both chuckling)

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This is a commentary on. - Absolute family

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YouTuber moment. - That, I was gonna say.

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- I do like yours. I love yours.

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- You know what, you got the green Android one though.

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- I got the Easter egg card.

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- You can have the special. - It's gotta be you.

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- You have the special one. (Dan chuckling)

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(upbeat music)

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- Next round. - Bing.

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- "Hey, I'm the really tall guy from the club last night."

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Oh, it is me. - Oh!

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Its us! - "Wanna grab a smoothie?"

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(Dan cackling)

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- Which is what I say to everyone I meet.

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- It's the only way of identifying us.

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- Okay, role play. - Right.

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- You just bumped into Dan and/or Phil through the mist.

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(Dan imitating club music) - The mist?

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- Hey, in the the steam.

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- What club has got full of mist?

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- Steam, the mist.

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What the fuck is it called?

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- The Mountain Club? - The haze, shut up.

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We club. - Why?

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- I go out.

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"Hey, I'm the really tall guy from the club last night.

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Wanna grab a smoothie?"

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- "Maybe, maybe not. Stay woke."

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(spring vibrating) (both laughing)

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That doesn't make sense.

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- Maybe, maybe not.

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- That has a powerful energy. - I dunno.

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I dunno. If someone said that to me, I'd just be like.

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- Yeah. With a winky face as well.

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- That's how I imagine Donald Glover texts people.

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- "Hey, I'm the really tall guy from the club last night.

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Wanna grab a smoothie?"

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- "Dad?" - Oh no.

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- Maybe you're just out and about and you see your dad.

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- Yeah? - And it's like...

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- Dad. - My child,

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let's get some green juice together.

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- Or what if it's like, dad?

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As in... - Yeah, as in,

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I get what you're saying Phil.

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- I feel like yours is better, but I want some points.

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What do we think?

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- Mine was better.

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- Yours was better. - Dad came out of nowhere.

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- Alright, fine. - Sorry.

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(Dan chuckling) (upbeat music)

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(Dan scoffing) What?

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Next one. "Quack, quack! It's me."

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- Oh no.

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Random, lol. - That's how your quiet friend

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that only has Tumblr speaks.

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That smiley face.

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That's terrifying. - That is sinister.

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- Yeah, that's restraining order.

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- "Quack, quack. It's me."

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- "I never thought I'd finally hear my birth mom

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tell me that." - Oh no.

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That's what they've been waiting for all of this time?

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Throughout the years. - Finally.

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- Quack, quack. - Closure.

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- You have some family issues in these cards.

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(Dan laughing)

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- Right, composure. - Yeah.

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- "Quack, quack. It's me."

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- "Is this a Coldplay lyric? I can't tell lol."

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(both laughing)

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- Oh, oh my God.

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- Quack, quack. - Y'all are Savage.

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♪ It's me. ♪ - Oh.

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♪ And if you ♪

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Wait, that's snow patrol.

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(Phil laughing)

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I don't know. - That was the Coldplay read,

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right there. - That was bad.

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- You tried to insult Coldplay with your card.

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Then you just confused them with Snow Patrol.

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You can't name a single Coldplay song?

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Phil is roasting the fuck

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out of Coldplay right now. - Wait, Coldplay?

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♪ And it was all ducks ♪

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♪ Quack, quack ♪

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- Wait. Coldplay. - Name a woman,

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name a single Coldplay song.

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(inquisitive bells ringing) - Oh my god.

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♪ Quack ♪

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Oh.

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♪ Quack ♪

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♪ We're all quacking to the piece of bread ♪

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♪ And the quacks are in the lake ♪

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- Do one. - What's the one that's, um...

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(computer buzzing)

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Where you go. - If you're a Coldplay fan

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right now, Phil just fucked you up.

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- What's the one about. - The Coldplay fans

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in the chat. - What's the one

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where he's going backwards.

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Chris Martin. - I mean, you can take that.

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- Thank you. - You just ended

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that man's whole career. - It must be able

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to think of one. - That was brutal.

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(upbeat music)

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- "Dude." - What?

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- "I am baked at the zoo rn

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and I swear these otters are trying to tell me something."

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- That's what I think when I'm not baked at the zoo.

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- I've got such just stupid one.

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(both laughing) - Really?

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If someone's baked at the zoo,

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this is gonna really eff them up.

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- "I swear these otters are really

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trying to tell me something."

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- "I've been waiting for you to notice all day."

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(Phil laughing) - Oh!

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- Increase the paranoia. - Oh, that is,

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that is unethical.

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- What if I'm with the otters?

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- That is fucked up.

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- I'm the otter king and they finally realize.

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- Phil, you are not an ally.

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- "Dude, I'm baked at the zoo rn

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and I swear these otters are trying to tell me something."

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- "Sis, now that is some tea.

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Spill more and make sure it is hot."

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(phil laughing)

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- What does that even mean? - Spill the tea, hunty.

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Spill the piping tea, Ivana. - Stop it.

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- What are those furry creatures saying?

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- No. Though in all seriousness,

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I would want to know what they're saying.

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- Uh, I think you get that one.

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- Yes. - Because it's awful.

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- Devious. - Thank you. Well done.

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(upbeat music)

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All right, ding. - Whoop.

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- "Why'd you lick my fingers after we high fived?"

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(Phil laughing) "Be honest."

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- Were they covered in whatsit dust?

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- And then you just hoover the dust off the other person?

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- Sometimes you can't resist.

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The crisp dust. (Dan laughing)

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- I've got a very normal response to this one.

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- I've got a few that could work.

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All right. Okay.

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"Why'd you lick my fingers after we high fived? Be honest."

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- "Yes! And let's turn it into an annual tradition."

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(Phil laughing)

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- An annual tradition of licking fingers?

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I hate that.

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"Why'd you lick my fingers after we high fived? Be honest."

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- "I only did that for attention,

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but it was worth every view on YouTube."

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(both laughing)

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Meta. Get your fingers out Dan.

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- I'd like to announce the hiatus.

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It's back. - I want it.

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- Here we are. - I have to get it.

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- God, for fuck sake, take it.

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(upbeat music)

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Oh my God. - No.

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- I dunno if I can read this.

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- Well, are we gonna be bleeping?

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Are we gonna be barking?

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- Texts that you receive,

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we're planning a reply to this text.

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- Yes. Okay.

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- This is the text that you get from someone.

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- Sure. - Mhm.

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"My (clucking) just (dog yapping) at my

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office holiday party." - No!

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- "I need you to come get me ASAP.

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Bring a plastic bag and some gauzes."

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- Please no.

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Stop holding it up. I'll have to blur that as well.

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What do I even say to that? - Right.

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- I'm traumatized. - This is the last one.

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- Yeah. - We're calling it here.

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This is God telling us. - Stop.

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- To stop. Oh no. - Wait.

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- Phil. - What?

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- Horrific card. - Really?

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- This game wasn't that bad. - Oh no.

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- Until now.

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"My (sheep baying) just (dog yapping) at my holiday party.

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I need you to come get me ASAP."

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- "Haha, sorry I can't tell if you're trying to be sexy

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or not and it's affecting the way I'm reading your text."

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(Dan screeching)

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(Phil laughing) (Dan screeching)

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- No! - I'm sorry.

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- There is no confusion in this scenario.

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Who? - Bring the gauzes?

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- Why?

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No, no, no. - All right. What about you?

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- Therapy appointment. I'm booking it right now.

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Go on Phil, read it to me.

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- Here we go.

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"My (cat mewing) just (dog barking)

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at my office holiday party.

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I needed to come get me ASAP.

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Bring a plastic bag and some gauzes."

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- "Well, you brought that on yourself

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when you broke my one of a kind collectors edition

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Shrek (dog barking). - Oh, no!

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How would you have that card?

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(Dan cackling) This game is cursed.

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This game is cursed. We have to stop.

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YouTube does not like us.

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- These cards. These cards are twin flames.

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- Oh my God. (Dan laughing)

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- Stop. - They found each other

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in the night. - They need to be burned.

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- This is the origin story that nobody asked for.

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It was one of a kind. - Oh, please.

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- It was a collector's edition.

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- Why am I trying to picture it?

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That's what I'm worried about.

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- It's big and its green. - Oh.

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- And it's in our mind.

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And it's the direct cause of this text.

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- Yeah, you win. Take it.

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You don't deserve it. - I won.

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- But have it.

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- But at what cost? - Oh.

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(upbeat music)

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So I think it was a draw.

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- We got four each. - Yes.

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Dan's was so disturbing. I think you can take the prize.

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- It left such a... - Well done.

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- An irrevocable, crater impact.

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- Yes. - On the earth.

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- Yes.

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- And the psyche of everyone watching.

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(children cheering) (upbeat music)

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So that was New Phone, Who Dis?

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If you enjoyed it, you can check 'em out.

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Thank you to these guys for sponsoring us,

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and sending us the games. - Click the link below.

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- And giving us this horrible content

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that will probably make people stop watching us forever.

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- If you enjoyed this mayhem,

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give us a thumbs up. - You don't deserve it.

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- Subscribe, for more mess.

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Watch our last video where you can find out

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why Dan went to hospital.

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Wasn't my fault. - Look, life is hard.

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- I helped. - Sometimes you've gotta laugh

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through the pain and this video was the cure.

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Or at least a horrible, horrible distraction from that.

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- Hope you enjoyed it. Thank you, Sorry.

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Goodbye. - Bye.

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