SML Movie: Cody Goes To Kindergarten! Part 5

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22 Apr 202412:04

Summary

TLDRThe video script presents a humorous and chaotic day in a kindergarten class. Two new students, Junior and Joseph, join the class and are immediately thrown into the lively atmosphere. The teacher attempts to maintain order amidst the children's antics, which include a debate over whether a drawing is a giraffe or a cow, a discussion about Earth Day, and a competition for the title of 'King of the Slide'. The children's imaginations run wild, with one student claiming to be a doctor investigating his own frequent pull-ups incidents, and another drawing a purple carrot. The script takes a dark turn with a mention of a student going missing and a grim joke about a mother's death, yet maintains a comedic tone overall. The day culminates in an art exam that ends in disaster, with the students coloring outside the lines or failing to color at all, leading to their collective failure. The script is a playful exploration of the unpredictability and humor of early childhood education.

Takeaways

  • 🎒 The transcript is about the first day of kindergarten for two new students, Junior and Joseph.
  • 👦 Junior and Joseph are excited about kindergarten, especially about the prospect of having nap time.
  • 📚 The teacher introduces a question about the number of letters between 'J' and 'R' in the alphabet, emphasizing basic educational content.
  • 🌈 Joseph demonstrates knowledge about colors by correctly identifying a mixture that could represent a skin tone.
  • 🧩 The students engage in various activities, including coloring and playing with blocks, showcasing their creativity and interests.
  • 🤔 A student named Alex is fascinated with the color purple and draws a purple carrot, indicating a focus on individual preferences.
  • 🍔 Discussion about food leads to a humorous moment where a student confuses a crayon for a burger due to its lemon taste.
  • 🌳 The class learns about Earth Day and engages in a conversation about the age of the Earth and environmental concerns.
  • 🎈 Recess time is filled with play and competition, including a dispute over who is the 'King of the slide'.
  • 🤮 A student named Cody experiences motion sickness on the tire swing, leading to a humorous and unfortunate incident.
  • 📝 The final exam is a coloring exercise, which results in a debate over what constitutes a giraffe and a cow, highlighting the playful and sometimes contentious nature of kindergarten interactions.

Q & A

  • What is the general attitude of the students towards kindergarten?

    -The students seem to be excited and confident about starting kindergarten, with one student even saying it's going to be 'easy peasy, lemon squeezy.'

  • Why does Junior get upset during the introduction?

    -Junior gets upset because another student pulls his hair, which leads to the teacher reminding the class that they should not engage in such behavior.

  • What question does the teacher ask Junior to test his knowledge?

    -The teacher asks Junior how many letters are in between the letters 'J' and 'R' in the alphabet.

  • What is the significance of the discussion about Earth Day in the script?

    -The discussion about Earth Day serves to highlight the students' understanding of the environment and their ability to connect global issues with their own lives.

  • Why does Cody volunteer to sit next to Junior?

    -Cody seems to be friendly and welcoming, as he is eager to have Junior sit by him and appears to be looking forward to their time in kindergarten together.

  • What is Alex's obsession with the color purple?

    -Alex has a strong preference for the color purple, as evidenced by his drawing of purple carrots and his desire to wear purple, which his parents do not allow.

  • What is the strange behavior that the student likes about bears and burgers?

    -The script humorously implies that the student likes the idea that 'burgers come out of [the bear's] ass,' which is a nonsensical and childlike take on where food might come from.

  • Why does Mikey claim to be the 'King of the slide'?

    -Mikey claims to be the 'King of the slide' because he managed to spin on the tire swing for 15 seconds without throwing up, which was a challenge set by the students.

  • What happens to Cody during the tire swing challenge?

    -Cody ends up throwing up during the challenge, which causes him to give up on trying to become the 'King of the slide.'

  • What is the unexpected event that occurs during recess?

    -An unexpected event during recess is the disappearance of a student, which causes concern among the staff and the need to notify the family.

  • How do the students approach their final exam in kindergarten?

    -The students approach their final exam with a mix of seriousness and humor, with some arguing over the correctness of their coloring and others trying to find shortcuts in completing the task.

Outlines

00:00

😀 First Day of Kindergarten

The script starts with a group of children excited about their first day of kindergarten. Cody and his friend discuss the prospect of a nap time and the teacher settling the class. Two new students, Junior and Joseph, introduce themselves and answer a few questions from the teacher. The class also includes a student named Alex who has a penchant for the color purple. There is a discussion about Earth Day, and the children share their thoughts on the Earth's age and the potential for its 'murder' through environmental damage. The teacher redirects the conversation to a more positive note, and the class prepares to go outside for recess.

05:02

😄 Recess and the Slide Kingdom

During recess, the children engage in various activities on the playground. Mikey claims to be the 'King of the Slide', and there's a humorous dispute about who gets to use the slide and the tire swing. A student named Freddy attempts to spin on the tire swing without throwing up, but fails. The children also discuss their interests, such as liking bears and burgers. However, a serious note is struck when a student goes missing during recess, and the principal is informed. The teacher then gathers the class for a final exam, which involves coloring within the lines, and there's a playful argument about the correct animal depicted in the coloring sheet.

10:02

😓 The Great Coloring Confusion

The children take their final exam, which involves coloring animals. Junior and Cody have a debate about whether a certain animal is a cow or a giraffe, leading to a humorous misunderstanding. Cody, trying to be clever, only colors the sky and a bird, arguing that the rest of the picture is already white. Joseph, on the other hand, colors his page neatly. However, all three children end up failing the exam for various reasons, such as coloring outside the lines or not coloring enough. The teacher dismisses them, and they leave with a sense of disappointment and confusion over their failed efforts.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Kindergarten

Kindergarten refers to a preschool educational institution for children prior to attending primary school. In the video script, it is the setting where the story unfolds, with new students joining and experiencing various activities typical of a kindergarten environment.

💡Introduction

An introduction is the act of presenting someone or something for the first time. In the context of the script, Junior and Joseph are introduced as new students who are asked to introduce themselves to the class, which is a common practice in educational settings to help students get to know each other.

💡Alphabet

The alphabet is a standard set of letters which is used in writing, and each letter represents a phoneme of the language. In the script, a question about the number of letters between 'J' and 'R' in the alphabet is asked, demonstrating a basic understanding of the concept and its relevance in learning to read and write.

💡Colors

Colors are the visual characteristics of light as perceived by humans, having various shades and hues. The script mentions a mix of colors, specifically green and orange, to illustrate the concept of color mixing and its relevance in art and creative expression, as well as in understanding the world around us.

💡Recess

Recess is a scheduled break time during the school day for children to play and relax. In the video script, recess is depicted as a time for the children to go outside, engage in physical activities, and enjoy a break from academic work, which is an essential part of a child's school experience.

💡Earth Day

Earth Day is an annual event celebrated on April 22 to demonstrate support for environmental protection. The script references Earth Day, during which the class discusses the concept of the Earth's 'birthday' and the importance of not polluting the environment, highlighting the theme of environmental awareness.

💡Imagination

Imagination is the faculty or action of forming new ideas or images or concepts of external objects not present to the senses. The script includes imaginative scenarios, such as a child drawing purple carrots and discussing what Earth's favorite cake flavor might be, showcasing the creativity and imaginative thinking of children.

💡Playground

A playground is an outdoor area designed for children to play in, typically with equipment such as swings and slides. The script describes various activities that take place on the playground during recess, emphasizing the importance of play in a child's development and the social interactions that occur there.

💡Authority

Authority is the power or right to give orders, make decisions, and enforce obedience. In the script, the concept of authority is illustrated through the interactions between the teacher and the students, as well as among the students themselves, particularly when one child claims to be the 'King of the slide'.

💡Final Exam

A final exam is an evaluation at the end of a course of study to assess a student's knowledge and skills. The script humorously portrays a kindergarten final exam that involves coloring, which is a common activity for young children, reflecting the lighter, less formal nature of early childhood assessments.

💡Creativity

Creativity is the use of imagination or original ideas to create something. The script showcases creativity through the children's coloring choices and their interpretations of the images they are coloring, such as the debate over whether a certain animal is a giraffe or a cow, which highlights the subjective nature of artistic expression.

Highlights

Cody is excited for his first day of kindergarten and believes it will be easy

The teacher introduces two new students, Junior and Joseph, to the class

Junior and Joseph answer questions about the alphabet and colors

Alex is obsessed with the color purple and draws everything purple

Mikey brags about being the King of the slide and making a duck impression

A student goes missing during recess and is presumed dead

The class discusses Earth Day and the Earth's age and favorite cake flavor

The students take a coloring final exam to graduate from kindergarten

Junior and Cody argue over whether a drawing is a giraffe or a cow

Cody claims he doesn't need to color anything because the paper is already white

Joseph colors a fish red and outside the lines, failing the exam

The teacher dismisses the students, telling them to come back next week

Throughout the transcript, there are many inappropriate and dark themes

The dialogue is unrealistic and absurd, with bizarre conversations and situations

The characters exhibit strange and disturbing behaviors

The transcript is chaotic and disjointed, with random and nonsensical events

The tone is darkly humorous and satirical, poking fun at the absurdity of the situation

The transcript is an exaggerated and twisted take on the kindergarten experience

The language is crude and vulgar at times, with frequent use of profanity

Transcripts

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hey guys ready to go to your first day

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of kindergarten oh yeah Cody

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kindergarten is going to be easy peasy

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lemon squeezy yeah dude I can't wait for

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it as long as they got nap time I'm down

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all right guys come

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on all right class settle down settle

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down I said be

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quiet okay class we have two new

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students with us here today why don't

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you introduce yourselves ow oh my God

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let go my hair let go told me to do it I

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tell you to do that dude stop pulling

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hair we don't do that okay okay why

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don't you two introduce yourselves I'm

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Junior and I'm Joseph very good okay

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Junior can you tell me what your bib

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says Junior very good Junior you're so

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smart and Joseph can you tell me what's

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on your T-shirt uh basketball fantastic

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yay oh dude this class is going to be

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easy we're going to ace it all right I

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have another question for you Junior can

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you tell me how many letters in alphabet

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are in between J and R I have no idea

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well let's count let's see J K L M N O P

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QR that's seven letters I'll never use

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that information ever in my life and

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Joseph I have a question for you can you

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tell me what colors green and orange

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mixed together make my skin color very

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good

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Joseph good job I guess so all right

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let's get you two assigned seats I'm um

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Joseph why don't you go sit by

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Daryl the kid yes go ahead go get out

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the way okay Junior why don't you sit by

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your friend Cody okay go go go

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go EV corn what's up dude what's up my

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name's Alex what's up Alex I like purple

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see I drew a purple caret uh carrots are

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purple dude but imagine if they were

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yeah but uh you got a orange crayon here

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no everything purple look I even do a

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purple cat and I do a color purple on a

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purple sheet of paper oh that's pretty

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cool why don't you just wear purple then

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my parents won't let me wear purple cuz

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if I wear a purple shirt I just stare it

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all day if somebody wore purple I would

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do anything they say oh so cool dude um

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what's his problem over there well he

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likes bear but also apparently Burgers

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come out of his ass oh dude I love

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Burgers what are burgers at um that's

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crayon tastes like lemons oh let me get

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a bite of that in dude o lemon flavor

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this is so awesome Cody I get to sit

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next to you yeah it just sucks Joseph

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can't sit with us wait Mikey what

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happened to your bruises we kicked your

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ass yesterday my dad hits way harder

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than you guys plus my skin heals really

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fast cuz I get beat every night oh okay

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I want to build the Empire State

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Building no my block get me yeah yeah

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Junior you don't want to touch Mikey's

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blocks unless you want to get cried at

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oh what's this toy I don't know some

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Hammer toy the kids that sit on the

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ground used to have it but they were

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only in the first half episode I don't

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really know what happened to them I

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guess we just didn't really have enough

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actors for all the kids it's okay they

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weren't very interesting anyway I mean

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if people really liked him then they

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would have commented and I haven't seen

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a single goddamn comment people really

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just like Mikey and Daryl and Freddy and

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the purple kid all right class pay

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attention today is Earth Day the day we

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celebrate the planet Earth and we live

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on planet Earth I thought we lived in

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Florida yes Mikey we do live in Florida

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which is a state in a country on a

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continent on the planet Earth so it's

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the Earth's birthday oh yes today's

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Earth's birthday how old is the Earth

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turning I don't know very old like

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billions and billions and billions of

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years old my mom died at 35 why couldn't

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she live to be a billions of years old

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Mikey your mother was murdered the Earth

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can't be murdered oh what if a big

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enough asteroid hit the earth that that

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would kill

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uh in that case the Earth would be

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murdered well with the rate at which

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we're polluting the Earth with

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greenhouse gases we are technically

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killing the earth that is also true Cody

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but let's not talk about how we're

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slowly killing the Earth on Earth's

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birthday what's the Earth's favorite

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flavor cake Alex Earth can't eat cake

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because Earth is a planet and doesn't

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have a [ __ ] mouth but if it did what

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flavor I don't know carrot cake oh oh I

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drew a purple carrot you think we can

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give it to the O and he can eat the

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carrot first of all Alex you spell

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carrot wrong your C is backwards you

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know what you know how we're going to

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celebrate Earth Day we're going to go

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outside for recess so I can go outside

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get some oxygen for my brain so I don't

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have an aneurysm let's go outside recess

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freak yeah last one of the playgrounds a

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rotten butt I don't want to be a rotten

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butt you didn't tell me you had recess

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this is new to me I'm a doctor today I'm

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trying to figure out why I keep pooping

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in my pull-ups okay cool let us know

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what you find out Freddy recess yeah

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I'mma go ride the ducky oh recess is so

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fun

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dude all right everyone out Daryl are

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you

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coming okay you can

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[Music]

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stay woohoo I'm King of the slide Mikey

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be careful we I'm on

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ducky that's a really good duck

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impression

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Alex hey there hey little kid uh you

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want some Sour Patch Kids uh yeah yeah

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well I got a whole bunch of them in my

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van come on okay wao you guys get

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recessed this is the first time I've

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ever seen it oh dude this is so sweet I

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can stay in kindergarten forever well

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let's go on the slide No don't touch the

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slide I'm King of the slide King of the

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slide yeah Mikey's King of the slide

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because he has the crown well who made

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him King yeah who made Mikey King he

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didn't throw up what yeah I got spit on

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the tire swing for 15 seconds without

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throwing up I throw up immediately and

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then I pooped them my pull up well put

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me on the goddamn swing that sounds easy

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yeah I won't throw up if you spin me in

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a tire swing yeah okay come on behold

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the tire swing flown if you can be spun

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around for longer than 15 seconds

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without flowing up you get the crown

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that's so easy who wants to go first

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I'll go first I want that Crown okay let

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me strap you in strap me in Mikey why'd

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you tie my hands to the swing so you

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don't fly off oh okay now lay back yeah

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all right Freddy spin that [ __ ]

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okay get me off get me off st stop stop

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stop stop he said he gives

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up oh

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Cody dude have some dignity did you eat

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hot dog for

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breakfast

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woohoo I'm still King of the slide I

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want to turn boys boys has anyone seen

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he was on the ducky I think that's what

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I thought all right that's it recess is

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over let's go back inside but I want to

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be king of the slide oh my God Cody are

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you okay hold my hair all right we're

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going back inside right now no no no no

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I got to be spun on the tire swing so I

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can be kinging the slide maybe next

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time oh

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[Music]

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Cody Junior I can't stop throwing

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up I knew you was going to throw up well

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I didn't get to try because I know I

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wouldn't have thrown up everyone throws

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up except for

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Mikey

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yeah um where's Alex I don't know

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probably looking at something pople well

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I'm taking a seat now uh 1 2 3 4 5 6 78

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oh no still no Alex uh hey there oh

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principal Steinbeck thank God is there a

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problem yes so we were outside at recess

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and another student went missing no not

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another student oh God yeah we should

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probably notify the family oh man

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there's a muster out on the loose and he

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probably killed another kid Jesus not

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another one of our students oh just

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don't tell the class though quick

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question how's my son Daryl doing well

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he's still pressing bear

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bear I'm in that damn bear oh he loves

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bears oh yeah what about the three in

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the back did you give him their exam yet

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no not

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yet you should make it very hard for

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them look I am for you oh

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my junior Joseph Cody come on up here

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all right boys it's time to take your

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final exam in order to leave

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kindergarten you must color inside the

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line so evil that's not hard at all yeah

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all right pick your poison I take the

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fishes dude oh those are fish yeah I see

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the fishes lady no there's two fish I

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know how many fishes are on the paper

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okay the plural of fish fish is still

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fish look I can see the [ __ ] fishes

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can I just color please okay just go I'm

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going to go with the giraffe and the cow

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wait giraffe okay well I guess I'll take

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the panda cuz it's halfway colored

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already oh yeah oh yeah I'm killing it I

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don't really know what to do about this

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Panda why well because he's already

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black and white he's already colored in

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and I think his unicorn horn should

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probably be white and the only thing I

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maybe need to color is his little bird

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friend but he could be white too

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anything can be white the clouds are

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white so I think I'm probably done well

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you have to color in the sky okay I will

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color in the sky all right well I'm

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almost done with my giraffe and cow

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Junior that's not a giraffe yes it is

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Cody that's a giraffe look his long neck

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is poking out that's a giraffe no that's

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a cow no that's a cow this is a giraffe

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you just can't see his body cuz it's out

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of the page but if you could see his

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body it would be this really tall body

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and his neck is poking into the frame no

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he's a cow just peeking into the picture

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no that is a cow this is a giraffe

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Junior cows and giraffes don't hang out

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why cuz your mom doesn't hang out with

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the giraffe is that how you know well

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she doesn't because she's a [ __ ] cow

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your mom's a big fat cow she doesn't

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have giraffe friends Junior if you want

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to fail [ __ ] it go ahead Oh no you're

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going to fail because you're not

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coloring your Panda I'm just going to

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color in the sky and turn this in okay

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I'm done me too me three okay let me

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grade your exams oh Junior I see you

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colored one cow correctly well there's

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only one cow to color no there's two

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cows on the page no no no no that's a

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giraffe what you see look look how tall

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this giraffe is he's so much taller than

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the cow because his neck is very long

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you just can't see it cuz it's off the

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paper well that's not a giraffe that's a

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cow no no no that's a giraffe and that's

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a cow no there's two cows well maybe if

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you're including yourself there'd be two

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cows but there's only one cow on the

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paper I wasn't supposed to color you

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okay well you fail no I don't all right

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Cody let's look at yours oh I see you

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didn't even try what what are you

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talking about well you only colored the

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sky and a little bit of the birdie well

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that's because everything else was

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already white I didn't have to color it

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you couldn't color the umbrella a

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different color it's a white umbrella

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with a white handle they exist it's

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whatever color I want it to be okay and

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what about the ground or the water okay

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let me explain okay clouds they're all

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already white I didn't have to color

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that in water doesn't have a color

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didn't have to color that either and

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then you see the ground I just assumed

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because it's a panda it was snowing and

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it's a white bird it's like a duck or

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something okay but I see you didn't

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color anything white well I didn't have

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to because the paper's white but the

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assignment was to color okay but I

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didn't have to cuz it was already done

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for me so you cheated what what the [ __ ]

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are you talking about no I didn't need

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to color anything else like look over

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here look at Joseph's what a beautiful

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colored page than yeah and look look

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look everything is so nice and neat and

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Jesus Christ what the [ __ ] is that it's

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a red fish no you colored outside the

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lines all three of you fa oh come on

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that's [ __ ] that's a Gira I'll see

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you next

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week oh wow this is dumb this is stupid

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I passed that's a giraffe shut the [ __ ]

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up bye

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[Music]

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he

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[Music]

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