SML Movie: Jeffy's Mad Cow Disease!

Summary

The transcript involves jokes and dialogues centered around a McDonald's burger causing a medical condition. It touches on controversial topics in an attempt at humor.

Takeaways

• 😀 Jeffy gets angry and aggressive after eating a McDonald's cheeseburger
• 😱 Jeffy's eyes turn red and he starts shouting and destroying things
• 🤔 The doctor suspects Jeffy may have mad cow disease from the McDonald's burger
• 😨 Mad cow disease outbreak is reported on the news - people warned not to eat at McDonald's
• 🤪 Ronald McDonald holds chaotic press conference giving away free McFlurries for May McCheese's birthday
• 🐄 Doctor says to cure Jeffy they need meat from a very happy cow to overpower the mad cow meat
• 😊 Marvin tries unsuccessfully to cheer up a cow with bad jokes before killing it
• 🍔 Jeffy eats the happy cow meat and returns to normal, no longer infected with mad cow disease
• 💰 Jeffy gets $100 settlement from McDonald's for getting sick from their burger
• 🎉 People too distracted by free McFlurries to care much about mad cow disease outbreak

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Outlines

00:00

😡 Jeffy Gets Mad After Eating Bad McDonald's Food

Jeffy gets very angry after eating a cheeseburger from McDonald's. His eyes turn red and he starts acting out violently. His dad restrains him in a straightjacket and calls a doctor to examine him.

05:02

😱 The Doctor Diagnoses Jeffy With Mad Cow Disease

The doctor examines Jeffy and determines he likely has mad cow disease contracted from eating contaminated McDonald's meat. He recounts a story about another student he knew in high school nicknamed Mad Eyes McGee who also had mad eyes because he had a stick stuck up his rear.

10:04

😃 They Feed Jeffy a Happy Cow to Cure Him

To cure Jeffy's mad cow disease, the doctor says they need to feed him meat from a very happy cow to override the contaminated meat. They find an adorable happy cow, tell it jokes, and get it to laugh. Then they quickly kill it and feed it to Jeffy before it gets sad again, curing his mad cow disease.

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Highlights

Jeffy has mad, red eyes after eating McDonald's and becomes extremely angry.

The doctor tells a long, irrelevant story about his high school friend Mad Eyes McGee to explain Jeffy's anger.

The doctor hypothesizes Jeffy may have mad cow disease from eating McDonald's burgers.

Ronald McDonald refuses to address the mad cow disease outbreak and instead announces free McFlurries.

Ronald makes offensive comments about his deceased wife during the press conference.

Ronald crudely insults the Burger King and accuses their food of being unsanitary.

The doctor and Marvin get a happy cow to cure Jeffy's mad cow disease by making cow jokes.

Jeffy only receives $100 in the lawsuit settlement because everyone is distracted by free McFlurries.

Jeffy eats the happy cow meat and it appears to cure his mad cow disease.

The doctor thinks Jeffy's anger is because he has a stick up his ass, but only finds hemorrhoids.

Marvin reveals he was the one who put green beans in Jeffy's burger box as a prank.

Jeffy goes crazy and has to be put in a straight jacket after eating the McDonald's.

The news warns people not to eat at McDonald's due to the mad cow disease outbreak.

Marvin cries because he doesn't want to kill the happy cow they found.

Jeffy shouts expletives and bangs his head against the wall when put in the straight jacket.

Transcripts

all right Cal come on get in the blender

yeah it's time for you to die get in

there yeah you got to be a

cheeseburger oh God it's like they know

they're going to die come on get in the

blender go go

go how incredibly sad next oh a Double

Quarter powder with cheese that was a

good

cow no not another mad

cow no no no no no you're not going to

be a cheeseburger you're going in the in

generator what the hell's going on here

this cow has mad cow disease so I got to

B him no you're not you're going to make

him into a cheeseburger but people are

going to get sick I don't care Ronald

McDonald only cares about making a

profit now get in the

blender now get in the

blender no sell it Jeffy get in here I

got you McDonald's for dinner um Marvin

where's mine you're vegan oh yeah I

forgot oh dang you got me McDonald's for

dinner that's peepe daddy peee eat your

McDonald's Jeffy all right daddy usually

you give me green beans for dinner not

this

time Marvin um daddy we need to go back

to McDonald's because the [ __ ] that

worked there put a can of green beans in

the Box instead of the Double Quarter

Pounder that was

me Daddy you know I hate green beans

Jeff you have to go clean up that mess

right now H Marvin where's his Double

Quarter Pounder with cheese I ate it I'm

going to eat the Big Mac too Marvin give

him the Big Mac but I'm so hungry that's

not fair Marvin give him the Big Mac all

right Jeffy eat the Big Mac all right oh

that looks good

dad damn Jeff you ate that fast was it

good it [ __ ] sucked what Jeffy calm

down what's wrong with you I'm [ __ ]

pissed Morin his eyes are all red is

something wrong with

him it's Jeffy there's always something

wrong with

him Jeffy use your words what's wrong

[ __ ] you [ __ ] cheffy go to your

room he he must have cracked out on all

the sugar from the

McDonald's Marvin do you hear that noise

it's Jeffy let's go check on

him Jeffy what are you doing Jeffy stop

it [ __ ] this wall Jeffy come here

hold still Jeffy let me go milk my

little letters okay I just put Jeffy in

a straight jacket I'm going to call a

doctor to find out what's going on I

hope jeffy's okay hey there somebody

call it excuse me I was speaking how

incredibly rude you know what I'm going

to leave no no no no we need your help

but he shouted at me that's why we

called you he won't stop shouting well

maybe he's just rude no look how mad his

eyes are oh yeah he does have very mad

red eyes you know I haven't seen eyes

that mad since mad eyes

McGee

mad eyes McGee yeah he's this guy I went

to high school with who had very mad

eyes do you want to know why his eyes

were so mad can you explain it really

quick no no no I have to explain it with

this lovely little animation so come on

relax grab a drink go on this journey

with me so when I was in high school

there was this guy named mad eyes McGee

whose eyes were always mad everyone in

school always wondered why his eyes were

so mad no matter what he did he was mad

we went to the water park mad we got ice

cream mad he got all A's on his report

card mad he met the Pope mad won the

Sweet Life with Zack and Cody goer Cruz

and met Zack and Cody and Mr Mosby mad

found out in 1991 Mr Mosby killed

someone in a DUI accident because his

blood alcohol content was three times

the legal limit and he was sentenced to

5 years in jail but got out and won

because he was good at acting that's

true look it up but that made him mad he

asked a girl out and she said yes mad he

won prom King mad he won the high school

football championship mad for his 16th

birthday his parents got him a

Mercedes-Benz G wagon and guess what mad

nothing seemed to make this dude happy

and I just couldn't take it anymore so

one day I asked him mad eyes McGee why

are you so mad and it turned out he had

a stick up his ass not like the saying

either I I mean like an actual stick up

his ass just stuck up there so he

wouldn't let anyone take it out so me

and my friends got an idea we decided to

play tug-of warar and I stood behind him

and when it was time to pull I didn't

pull the Rope I pulled the stick out of

his ass but when it came out it ruptured

his colon and he had to get a colostomy

bag then he was really mad eyes McGee

man I just feel bad for making him have

to poop in a bag for the rest of his

life I just thought if I pulled the

stick out of his ass it might make him

happier I guess I should have just left

it up there anyway you think your son

might have a stick up his ass you can

check okay hemorrhoids well I don't see

the stick but I do see the hemorrhoids

okay so what's making him so mad well

what was he doing before he got mad he

was eating McDonald's I don't know what

well you're telling me those french

fries are cold I've been eyeing them and

I didn't have dinner you can have one

okay let's try that out ew it's all cold

and Squishy icky okay why is he mad well

what was he eating for McDonald's a

cheeseburger oh no he could have mad cow

disease how do you get mad cow disease

from eating meat from a cow with mad cow

disease okay so what makes you think he

has mad cow disease well he has mad eyes

like a mad cow would have move and he

just moved is there a cure the only cure

I can think of is if he ate meat from a

very Happy Cow a cow so happy that it's

happy meat somehow overpowered all the

Mad meat well go get a Happy Cow okay

but first I have to go tell the news to

make sure nobody else eats McDonald's

and gets

infected breaking news m do not eat at

McDonald's there is a case of mad cow

disease from someone who ate at their

restaurant eat somewhere else instead

until they can get the disease under

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control who the [ __ ] is calling me hello

what do you want to try to sleep hey

Ronald it's me Steve Steve baby what's

going on Steve hey Steve you try to hit

the strip club stripper Steve big old

big stripper titties your face Steve not

Bo as [ __ ] Steve no Ronald we're in very

serious trouble what did somebody let

grib us out of his cage again no okay

well is the Burger King making some

[ __ ] commercial saying his food is

better than M Ste no okay we startop

flapping your lips Steve cuz I'm

starting to get impatient well

apparently we sold somebody a burger

that was infected with mad cow disease

okay give him a refund well Ronald I

think this is more serious than a refund

okay then right him with check for like

$2 million or some [ __ ] settle out of

the court of [ __ ] Steve you know how we

do it baby we'll be back in 15 minutes

or less but Ronald more people are going

to get sick hey hey Steve Steve Steve

you remember that stupid ass dumb ass

old lady that spilled coffee on herself

and then tried to settle out of court so

we did the same thing Steve I'm starting

to think we should put a warning label

on the french fries so people know the

salty Steve even a 2-year-old knows the

copy is on Steve yes I understand that

Ronald but the FDA is breathing down on

next Steve don't talk to me about the

DEA I did all the coke last night that

got not going to fight [ __ ] on me no no

Ronald the FDA the Food and Drug

Administration oh those [ __ ] you

know what Steve I got a genius idea I'm

going to hold an emergency press

conference and I'm going to tell people

it's like May MC che's birthday or some

[ __ ] and gave him free McFlurries for

whole ass day I'm going to see people

walking down the streets double fisting

MC flurries they're going to have so

much ice cream in their stomachs they're

just going to [ __ ] the Mad Calas out

their ass Steve Ronald I don't think you

should be giving a press conference

Steve when's the last time I said

something bad my wife's funeral Steve

all I said was rest in peace you stupid

dumbass bimbo gold digging [ __ ] hole

thanks Ronald but hey but seriously God

bless us all or some [ __ ] okay Ronald I

just don't think you're fit to be

speaking to the public Steve I'm so baby

listen no one's better fit to speak to

the public than

me hey I'm not shaving though but hey

you'll see me on TV I'll talk to you

later

baby let's do this

[ __ ] freaking news M Ronald McDonald is

holding an emergency press conference

about the mad cow disease outbreak let's

go to that now all right let's get this

[ __ ] over with hey hey hey hey hey calm

down on a flash photography I'm hung

over his [ __ ] seriously it's $5 a photo

and I will come by after to collect my

money I'm just kidding I'm playing I'm

playing it's $6 a photo and seriously I

will beat your ass if you don't pay me

after this so I heard that some [ __ ]

kid got mad pig disease or some [ __ ]

from eating my the delicious nutritious

food and I got one thing to say to him

hey kid guess whose birthday it is May

MC cheese and because of his birthday

I'm going to give away free Mc flurries

for the day and today only hey [ __ ]

you think you got enough pictures you

tough guy huh piece of [ __ ] where was I

uh yeah two limited two MC flurries per

person today only I want everyone double

fisting that [ __ ] I want hashtag on your

Instagram # I love Maya MC cheese happy

birthday and also # Fu Burg King your

boot sucks dick that's right I know

you're watching this Burger King and if

my food has mad cow disease then your

chicken nuggets are made from the woan

bat and your waer is made from the

bubonic play you piece of [ __ ] F you

turn off the TV [ __ ]

oh Ronald okay I found a cow oh my God

Marvin he's so cute who's a good little

cow oh my God Marin I love him can we

keep him forever no we got to kill him

so Jeffy can eat him what no baby we

have to no if you're going to cry you

need to

leave so how do we make the Cow happy

well I could jerk them off I don't think

you have to do that you're right that

should be our last resort okay cow sit

back I'm going to give you a cdy show

moo yeah okay so how do you count cows

with a

calculator yeah you like that one okay

how about this one what do you call a

cow with no legs ground

beef oh no okay how about this one

what's black and white and red all over

moo you when you cheer up cuz we're

going to kill you boo oh no no you

didn't like that one either okay okay

how about how about this why do cows

have hooves instead of feet cuzz they

lact

toes yeah good okay he's happy quick

Jeffy eat him quick swallow before he

gets

sad D look I'm happy again I knew that

happy cow meat would overpower the mad

cow meat looks like my work here is done

hey there I'm Steve stalberger here on

behalf of McDonald's McDonalds we were

going to sue you guys because my son got

mad cow as ease from eating your burger

Well we'd like to settle out of courp oh

Jeffy you about to get a huge payday I'm

talking Millions

$100 that's it yeah people are pretty

distracted by those two free McFlurries

they're deep throat that [ __ ] left and

right so here you go well I'm the one

who suffered so this is

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