I Proved the JFK Conspiracy with a Whiteboard
Summary
TLDRThis video script explores the conspiracy theories surrounding JFK's assassination, suggesting a cover-up by the government. It challenges the official narrative, positing multiple shooters and implicating the CIA. The script discusses the 'magic bullet theory,' the suspicious behavior of agents during the motorcade, and the mysterious disappearance of evidence. It also touches on the roles of the 'Umbrella Man' and 'Texas Red,' and ends with a disclaimer that the content is satirical, urging viewers to question and research further.
Takeaways
- ๐ฒ The script discusses various conspiracy theories surrounding the assassination of JFK, suggesting that the official narrative is a cover-up.
- ๐ The speaker believes that JFK's death was not a single shooter incident but involved a conspiracy, likely involving multiple shooters.
- ๐ฏ The 'magic bullet theory' is critiqued as implausible, with the speaker suggesting that the bullet's trajectory and impact on multiple people indicates multiple shots.
- ๐ The route of JFK's motorcade is questioned, pointing out the numerous open windows and the lack of security, hinting at possible negligence or complicity.
- ๐ฎ The 'Umbrella Man' is highlighted as a potential signaler for the assassination, adding to the mystery and suggesting coordinated action.
- ๐ฃ๏ธ Testimonies from witnesses like James Teague and Governor John Connally contradict the official report, suggesting more than three shots were fired.
- ๐ฅ The existence of a second shooter is supported by the analysis of a film showing smoke from the opposite side of the street where the motorcade was attacked.
- ๐ The CIA's role is scrutinized, with the speaker suggesting a motive due to JFK's dissatisfaction with the agency post-Bay of Pigs.
- ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ The House Select Committee on Assassinations concluded that JFK was 'probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy,' but couldn't identify other gunmen.
- ๐คทโโ๏ธ The speaker dismisses theories that the mob or KGB were behind the assassination, instead focusing on the CIA's potential involvement and cover-up.
Q & A
What was the official account of JFK's assassination according to the transcript?
-The official account stated that Lee Harvey Oswald fired three shots from a window, the first of which missed, the second hit JFK and Governor Connally, and the third struck JFK in the head, killing him.
What is the 'magic bullet theory' mentioned in the transcript?
-The 'magic bullet theory' refers to the official claim that a single bullet caused multiple wounds to JFK and Governor Connally, which many find implausible due to the complexity of the bullet's trajectory.
Why does the speaker believe there was more than one shooter involved in JFK's assassination?
-The speaker believes there was more than one shooter because the time between JFK and Governor Connally being hit was too short for Oswald to have re-chambered his bolt-action rifle and fired again.
What evidence suggests the presence of a second shooter according to the transcript?
-The evidence includes James Teague's testimony that he heard a gunshot before being hit, the House Select Committee on Assassinations' conclusion of six shots fired, and visual evidence of gun smoke from the grassy knoll.
What role does the 'Umbrella Man' play in the conspiracy theories discussed in the transcript?
-The 'Umbrella Man' is a figure who opened an umbrella on a sunny day at the moment JFK was shot, which some believe was a signal for the shooters, and his behavior after the shooting was considered suspicious.
Why does the speaker think the CIA might have been involved in JFK's assassination?
-The speaker suggests the CIA might have been involved due to JFK's expressed desire to dismantle the agency after the Bay of Pigs incident and the CIA's subsequent cover-up of information related to the assassination.
What was the House Select Committee on Assassinations' final conclusion regarding JFK's assassination?
-The committee concluded that JFK was 'probably assassinated as the result of a conspiracy,' but they were unable to identify the other gunman or the extent of the conspiracy.
What happened to JFK's brain after the initial autopsy according to the transcript?
-JFK's brain was removed and preserved after the initial autopsy, but it has been missing ever since.
Why does the speaker dismiss the theories that the mob or the KGB were behind JFK's assassination?
-The speaker dismisses these theories because the CIA's extensive cover-up would not be necessary if the mob or KGB were responsible, and the CIA would have no motive to protect them.
What is the significance of the character 'Gorge Mush' mentioned in the transcript?
-Gorge Mush, a play on the name George H.W. Bush, was one of the CIA agents in charge of JFK's security during the motorcade and was later promoted to high positions within the CIA, raising suspicions for some conspiracy theorists.
Outlines
๐ JFK Assassination Conspiracy Theories
The speaker begins by expressing their intrigue with the JFK assassination, highlighting the numerous conspiracy theories and government cover-ups associated with the event. They plan to use a whiteboard to illustrate the assassination, starting with the official narrative and then deconstructing it to reveal what they believe to be the truth, including the involvement of certain government groups in a cover-up.
๐ฏ Debunking the 'Magic Bullet' Theory
The speaker challenges the official account of JFK's assassination, focusing on the implausibility of the 'magic bullet' theory, which suggests a single bullet caused multiple injuries. They discuss the testimonies of James Teague and John Connally, which contradict the official narrative, and suggest the likelihood of a second shooter. The speaker also introduces the possibility of a conspiracy involving the CIA, citing the agency's poor security planning and suspicious behavior of agents present during the assassination.
๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ The CIA's Involvement and Motive
The speaker delves into the CIA's potential motive for JFK's assassination, citing the president's dissatisfaction with the agency post-Bay of Pigs and his desire to dismantle it. They discuss the agency's loss of critical evidence, the suspicious behavior of agents on the scene, and the appearance of the 'Umbrella Man,' suggesting a coordinated effort to assassinate JFK. The speaker also mentions the House Select Committee on Assassinations' findings, which pointed towards a probable conspiracy.
๐ซ Dismissing Alternative Theories and Conclusion
The speaker dismisses alternative theories such as the mob or KGB being behind the assassination, arguing that the CIA's cover-up efforts make more sense given their motive and opportunity. They also touch upon the mysterious 'Babushka Lady' and the significance of George H.W. Bush's role and promotion following the event. The speaker concludes by reiterating their belief in a conspiracy involving the CIA and other powers, while humorously disclaiming the seriousness of their assertions to avoid any repercussions.
Mindmap
Keywords
๐กConspiracy
๐กLee Harvey Oswald
๐กMagic Bullet Theory
๐กCIA
๐กGrassy Knoll
๐กHouse Select Committee on Assassinations
๐กUmbrella Man
๐กJack Ruby
๐กBay of Pigs
๐กZapruder Film
๐กTexas School Book Depository
Highlights
The speaker suggests that the JFK assassination is one of the most obvious cover-ups in history.
Government records and committees acknowledge the likelihood of a conspiracy in JFK's assassination.
The official report claims Lee Harvey Oswald fired three shots from his perch, but the speaker disputes this narrative.
The 'magic bullet theory' is criticized for its implausibility regarding the bullet's trajectory and impact.
James Teague's testimony challenges the official timeline, suggesting more than three shots were fired.
John Connally's account supports the possibility of a second shooter, contradicting the single shooter theory.
The speaker proposes a second shooter, 'Texas Red,' firing from a different location to explain the evidence.
The House Select Committee on Assassinations concluded that JFK was 'probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy'.
The CIA's involvement is suspected due to JFK's plans to dismantle the agency post-Bay of Pigs.
The speaker alleges that the CIA's handling of JFK's motorcade route was negligent, increasing the risk of an assassination.
The 'Umbrella Man' is introduced as a potential signaler for the assassination, with suspicious behavior documented on film.
The speaker dismisses the theories that the mob or the KGB were behind the assassination due to lack of evidence and motive.
The disappearance of JFK's brain after the initial autopsy adds to the mystery and cover-up suspicions.
The Warren Commission, dominated by CIA members, is criticized for suppressing information and reaching a hasty conclusion.
The speaker suggests that 'Gorge Mush,' a CIA figure, may have been involved due to his promotion following the assassination.
The speaker concludes that JFK's assassination was likely a coordinated effort by those in power, with evidence pointing to the CIA.
The speaker humorously disclaims the seriousness of the conspiracy theory, suggesting it's all in jest.
Transcripts
hey everybody so i was doing research
for the iceberg
and kept coming across like weird shady
government stuff
and a lot of it made me think about jfk
and then i was like
i haven't given my crazy conspiracy rain
on him yet so this is that
i say that mostly as a joke to me jfk is
one of the most obvious cover-ups that
have ever happened in
history ever to the point that there is
government records and committees made
who say without a shadow of a doubt that
it was a conspiracy
so i thought what better way to
illustrate that than with a whiteboard
so bear with me and i am going to show
you exactly
how jfk was killed and who killed him
what i'm going to do is start with the
official
telling of events so we can establish
how the
official report of everything that
happened went and then from there i can
pick it apart
and we can see what more than likely
happened or at least
what probably happened that certain
government groups don't want us to know
about
i'm trying to get past the minute
monetization time before i say the
specific word
but uh yeah we'll get there i hope that
you all can appreciate real art when you
see it we give the official retelling of
events
on november 22nd 1963 john f kennedy
has it been passed a minute it's
probably been passed a minute the cia
the cia killed john f kennedy
like hilariously so but we'll get to
that 1963
uh november 22nd john f kennedy and his
wife jackie
are going through dallas on a motorcade
in the middle of a big dallas parade
it was part of his whole reelection
campaign right in front of them
was the governor of texas and his wife
basically mr and mrs connolly in the
front row was
cia agents uh o'connelly and greer
greer was driving the official telling
of events goes something like this
lee harvey oswald fired three shots
the first one was aim
this
use the patreon money to get better
markers
the first shot was a miss
supposedly bouncing off the pavement and
hitting the bystander who we'll talk
about in a minute
the second shot supposedly hit
john f kennedy in the back of the neck
the bullet then went through his neck
hit john connolly the governor who's
sitting in front of him
in the back right below the scapula it
then
shot through so let me draw this out
bounce through him
into his chest shot out the front of his
chest
hit his arm and then shot down into his
knee and came out as a perfectly intact
bullet
this is so absurd that the official name
given to it during the court trials that
would follow
is the magic bullet theory this is why
in the famous the pruder film
in which you can see uh the
assassination of john f kennedy
he's leaned over like this holding his
neck because he had just been shot in
the neck
finally the third shot came hitting jfk
in the back of the head and killing him
while making his escape out of the
bookstore john f kennedy ran
into a police officer he then pulled a
revolver
and shot the police officer twice
killing him which i mean after you shot
the
you might as well add the cherry to it i
guess it was later found out
that lee harvey oswald had communist
sympathy ties as a matter of fact he
tried to renounce his u.s citizenship
some years back
and everyone was happy initially like
yep that's the guy that didn't don't
have to worry about
anything else the warren commission
which was the board that was put
together to
make sure everything that i just
described actually happened
came back after short deliberation and
said yep lee harvey oswald was the only
shooter
and it was not some grander conspiracy
and we can all close the books on this
one
so let me tell you why that's wrong i'll
go ahead and say this to be generous
i do believe lee harvey oswald was one
of the shooters
however there is not a doubt in my mind
that he was not the only shooter
so let me explain remember that first
shot that i mentioned that was
supposedly a miss
well what happened is that bullet
skipped off the ground
shot to the other side of the street and
hit a man
who was standing about a hundred yards
out
whose name was james teague i'm gonna be
drawing more people so we can keep track
it's our man jt james he stopped
uh was watching the motorcade go by
which then a bullet skipped off the
concrete and hit him in the cheek
you can even see pictures of that skid
mark on the ground
from the bullet that came up and hit him
the supposed first shot
however the big big problem to this is
jane teague's personal testimony
see he was walking by the street as the
parade was going by and he didn't take
much care for it
the reason he stopped and turned to face
the motorcade
was because he heard a gunshot now if he
heard a gunshot
took time to stop and turn there is no
way the first shot was the same one that
hit him
but it would make sense if it was the
second or the third or more after that
the reason everyone and the official
report sticks with three shots is
because there were three shell casings
from lee harvey oswald's window as well
as three
at least confirmed bullets on the ground
however jt's testimony here messes all
that up and his isn't the only one
the governor who got shot along with
kennedy john connelly
says the exact same thing he says that
there is not a doubt in his mind nor his
wives that the bullet that hit kennedy
and him
was two separate shots keep in mind it's
called the magic bullet theory for a
reason there's no way the bullet
followed that whole trajectory and just
stayed together perfectly fine
what makes more sense is that it was two
separate shots
however lee harvey oswald was using a
6'5 millimeter
bolt action carcano rifle not to get
into all the details of it but it is
literally impossible to fire a bolt
action rifle
in the amount of time between what would
be kennedy getting hit
and the governor getting hit the space
between the two shots was long enough
that they could tell a difference and
when each
of them was hit but not fast enough for
someone to re-chamber around and get a
second shot off
unless there was a second shooter
somewhere off to the other side if and
stick with me here for a second
i was trying to draw him on a hill it
looks like he's got really big legs
we're gonna keep it anyway if texas red
here was off on the other side of the
road firing shots toward the motor k2
then one of his shots could have crossed
through
striking the president in the neck and
continuing
which would make more sense why kennedy
was hit in the neck
bent forward and then one of lee harvey
oswald shots hit the governor in the
back
this is a direct quote from former
governor john connelly
there is my absolute knowledge and
nellie's two
that one bullet caused the president's
first wound and that an entirely
separate shot struck me
so where would our man texas red be
standing most of you are probably
familiar with the famous
pruder film which is a film that is
famous for being the one in which jfk
gets killed
however there was another view there was
another camera on the other side of the
street that was recording that day
that was filming the motorcade from the
other direction in it everyone who has
watched that film
has said they can see with absolute
certainty
puff of gun smokes appearing from the
opposite side of the street
on what appears to be a grassy knoll not
only that but these puffs of smoke
are in time with the times that bullets
struck the motorcade so now you may be
asking yourself
what do you mean people who have seen
this other film and that's the fun part
in 1976 a group is formed called the
house select
committee on assassinations now you may
be asking why in 1976
13 years after the president's death did
they form a committee
just to talk about this event and it's
because
it came out that the cia was
purposefully hiding information
regarding the assassination
not only that but they planned after
this trial was over to have a trial
for the cia directors that allowed the
information to go missing the original
reason that this house selected
committee came together
is because new technology was found in
76 that analyzed this data more closely
using audiograph equipment and this is
my interpretation of that
they managed to pull the audio from the
original supruder film and picked out
that there were six shots fired
in this amount of time of the film not
the original thought out three
they were so reliant on this that as i
mentioned before they made a whole
committee just to relook at all this
information
you may be asking yourself well what
happened to the other film and all the
information
and that's the best part the day after
they used that other film footage to
determine that there was a second
shooter
it all disappeared overnight
from a c.i.a lockup to which they said
that someone probably stole it along
with
all the other evidence that proved that
something was wrong with this picture
despite that once the committee had
finished their whole proceedings
this is the official statement they gave
in the end the committee believes on the
basis of the evidence available to it
that president john f kennedy was
probably assassinated as the result of a
conspiracy
the committee is unable to identify the
other gunman
or the extent of the conspiracy that is
a government organization
coming together and saying yeah
something definitely weird happened
so we know that something was up but
what makes me think it's a cia
well this this is a whole other rabbit
hole to go down but john f kennedy was
in big support of the cia until a little
thing called the bay of pigs happened
he was very upset with them after the
fact and supposedly
said to the white house staff committee
if it was up to me i would take the cia
break them into a thousand pieces and
throw them into the wind the cia
obviously didn't like that and for those
who know anything about him they have a
tendency to start to follow their own
directive
when president or states heads don't
agree with it i mean for evidence just
look at like the 60s drug crisis or
sending guns to south america but we
won't talk about
that anyway so going with this idea that
john f kennedy was going to do something
about the cia
if not uh expose them for what they have
already done
it stands to reason they want to do
something about it also keep in mind an
interview that jfk did a couple months
before the shooting
he said that there were scary things
happening in u.s politics and that there
were secret societies
planning to take over uh democracy and
government systems and
yeah so we have the motive but what
about the evidence
as i've already mentioned the cia lost
all the data
the day after it was used in court to
prove that
this guy was actually there aside from
that at the least
their handling of john f kennedy's
motorcade was hilariously bad
for example they plotted out the map
that john f kennedy would follow
and they determined that there were 20
000 open windows
that the car drove by and that there
were so many windows
that they just shouldn't cover any of
them which has got to be
the worst compromise i've ever heard
it's like man there's a lot of windows
we're gonna have to do a lot of work
or we could not also keep in mind what i
mentioned earlier
greer and o'connery the two cia agents
who were in the front of the car
as soon as the first shot rang out grier
did not
try to run away or drive away or
anything else at standard of cia
training
he brought the car down to a seven mile
an hour
speed and him and o'connery hunched
forward
and put their shoulders up it's so weird
that jackie kennedy even came out
afterwards and said he was behaving
extremely oddly during the whole thing
to adequately explain the rest of us i
need to bring in
another character the umbrella man
the umbrella man has become a famous
figure in all the theories surrounding
jfk and there's good reason for it
in the middle of a sunny day in dallas
right as the president's murder you can
see a man in the zapruder film
who is holding up an umbrella in front
of the motorcade
not only that but he is standing
directly in front of the position lee
harvey oswald was in front of
and as he's standing there jfk passes by
to which he
lifts his umbrella and immediately the
first shots ring out
if that is not a man on the ground
either signaling
that it's the motorcade or giving the
all clear to fire i don't know what is
to top it off immediately after jfk died
there are pictures
of this guy simply shutting his umbrella
and sitting down at the curb
keep in mind everyone else is freaking
out running around screaming and this
guy just
was like well yep during the house
select committee on assassinations
they were trying to figure out about
this guy because obviously that's very
weird
and someone should probably figure out
what happened here to which
the cia brought in a man
wearing a suit holding an umbrella
the man walks into the court and goes ah
i am the umbrella man and this is that
umbrella
and the judge went seems all right to me
there was no
double check there was no follow-up
they're like that man has an umbrella
he's got my vote there's also rumors and
speculation that that man
was a former cia agent however i
couldn't find anything concrete on that
so i'm gonna let that part slide
but it's weird either way also in 1966
they tried to reevaluate jfk's autopsy
and his brain was missing like after the
initial autopsy they took the brain out
and preserved it
and no one's been able to find it since
so
i make it that what you will i have no
idea why they would do
that also the initial warren commission
which was the first one that happened
immediately after this
that determined that lee harvey oswald
was the only shooter and he acted alone
was made almost entirely up of cia
members
who as it was proved later suppressed
information
there's a few things i want to disprove
really quick to kind of emphasize this
point
for one one of the main theories that is
prevailing through all this is that the
mob did it and while i'm sure the mob
hated jfk
uh i don't see why a mob murder
would be covered up to the degree that
this was obviously and proven to be
covered up by the cia
like if the mob killed jfk and assuming
the cia wants him dead that's the
perfect write-off they could just say
yep mob did it
that's cool rather than having to do all
the shady tactics around it a lot of
people also point to jack ruby the man
who ran up and shot lee harvey oswald
as being for the mob because his family
debts were paid off
but you know who else would probably pay
off family debts
i'll give you a hint that starts with
cia the other popular idea is that the
kgb
did it uh obviously that is the initial
idea because again lee harvey oswald was
proven to have russian ties
but one if russia did do it
they wouldn't get someone who had ties
to russia to do it
duh and two the cia wouldn't cover it up
if russia did it i also want to say the
whole theory about the babushka lady
which was a lady who was wearing a
babushka who kind of similar to the
umbrella man just walked around and
didn't really do
anything after jfk was murdered um i
don't really see how that could be
related to anything she wasn't brought
up later
i think she was just an old woman who
was there and saw all of this play out
i also want to go another level deeper
with this there was a guy
working at the cia whose name rhymes
with
gorge h double
u mush gorge mush that's what we'll call
him
gorge mush was one of the people put
over this whole motorcade route
and one of the people elected to keep
the president safe so much so that he
was in dallas on the day that this all
happened
so keep in mind he failed his job harder
than anyone can possibly
fail his job was to make sure nothing
happens to this guy and he got shot at
least twice
not long after this happened that man
was promoted to director
of the cia and then
another position not only that but when
gorge mush
was asked years later about where he was
on the day of kennedy's death he said
i don't remember you were in dallas all
of it from head to toe greeks
there's absolutely no way that you could
convince me or anyone else who thinks
about sensibly
that lee harvey ozil was just crazy dude
who acted alone is in my firm and honest
opinion as the opinion of many others
that the agencies and powers that be
wanted this man dead and while i do
believe they used lee harvey oswald as
part of it
he in no way acted alone and he in no
way acted on his own agency
but we'll never know because the only
guy publicly who would know this one
got shot by a random man whose family
debts were paid off before he died four
months later
so we have the motive we have the method
and we have the evidence in my opinion
they are absolutely guilty
and even out of of this some other stuff
also just as a side note a bunch of
people are worked up over texas red's
identity who that could be
there's a lot of theories about it
obviously we'll probably never know for
sure
but from everything that i've read there
were several cia works
with cuban gorilla fighters who were
being trained by the cia for
whatever after the bay of pigs and most
of the evidence
port points to absurd cuban marksman in
dallas that day
so probably either way it doesn't matter
because just like lee harvey oswald they
were a gun
one way about it if lee harvey oswald
got caught which he did oh look
russia did it and if a cuban gorilla
fighter got caught oh look cuba did it
either way the people who really did it
wash their hands of the situation and
get a walk away
i should also mention before anyone
decides that i am
a threat for this uh this is a joke it's
all a joke
this is uh post irony humor this is
entirely educational
i believe none of it and you should
believe none of it and everything is a
joke
so tomato potato
anyway now that we're done with all the
jokes uh thank you all for watching
this is something again that i just
decided to do spur of the moment
so i hope you enjoyed uh if you want me
to do more like this i certainly can
make more funny
jokes either way if this demonetizes me
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that it really does mean the most
i'm going to do the deeper dive on
roko's basketball soon as a matter of
fact that's one of the things i was
researching
when i got the idea to do all this and
next iceberg tier out sometime this week
you all know the drill at this point
but again thank you all for watching
means the most and i will see you in the
next one
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