STORMS ARE COMING | Compilation

Russell Howard
22 Jan 202408:12

Summary

TLDRThis comedic take on recent weather disasters highlights the absurdity of naming storms, like 'Storm Desmond,' with a playful jab at how these names sound less threatening than their impacts suggest. It humorously critiques the coverage of such events, from the exaggerated reporting in Ireland to the unfortunate choice of words during live broadcasts. The segment also touches on the unexpected moments of joy, such as the rescue of a donkey from Storm Desmond's floods, and pokes fun at the bizarre situations reporters find themselves in during hurricanes, including using unconventional methods to protect equipment. Amidst the devastation, the script finds humor in the chaos, showcasing the lighter side of dealing with nature's fury.

Takeaways

  • 😂 The news covered recent severe flooding in the UK caused by Storm Desmond
  • 😤 The news presenters made fun of how the flooding was reported in a silly/overdramatic way
  • 😀 A donkey was heroically rescued from the floods in Ireland
  • 😠 The UK Prime Minister who cut flood defense budgets visited flooded areas
  • 🌀 Hurricane Ian caused major destruction and flooding in Florida, USA
  • 😆 Reporters sent to cover the hurricane weather had to endure very dangerous conditions
  • 😳 Some people behaved irresponsibly during the hurricane, like going for a swim
  • 😬 One reporter announced on air that he pissed himself during hurricane coverage
  • 😏 News presenters had fun drawing inappropriate things on their weather maps
  • 😕 TV reporters often have to cover severe weather despite personal risk

Q & A

  • What was the significant impact of Storm Desmond as mentioned in the transcript?

    -Storm Desmond caused three months' worth of rainfall in just over a day, resulting in schools, hospitals, and transport networks shutting down, and leaving thousands of homes without power. It also broke rainfall records dating back to the 19th century.

  • Why does the speaker find the naming of storms like 'Desmond' amusing?

    -The speaker finds the naming of storms amusing because names like 'Desmond', 'Wendy', or 'Nigel' sound too mild and innocuous for the devastating impact these storms can have, likening them humorously to non-threatening characters rather than powerful natural events.

  • What unfortunate event happened to a lady during the floods caused by Storm Desmond?

    -One lady was so traumatized by the floods that she didn't notice someone stealing her kid.

  • What was the reaction in Ireland to the severe weather, as compared to the British media's coverage?

    -In Ireland, the coverage of severe weather was described as apocalyptic, with warnings against making unnecessary journeys, taking risks on treacherous roads, and swimming in the sea, showcasing a more dramatic and cautionary approach than the British media's coverage.

  • What humorous advice does the speaker give regarding finding a picture of a donkey rescued from Storm Desmond?

    -The speaker humorously advises not to Google 'woman making donkey happy' to find the picture of the donkey rescued from Storm Desmond floods, implying the search could lead to unintended and inappropriate results.

  • How did the Prime Minister's visit to flood victims post-Storm Desmond come across in the transcript?

    -The Prime Minister's visit to the flood victims was portrayed negatively, suggesting that his presence was an additional burden, especially since he was mentioned as the one who cut the budget for flood defense.

  • What unique issue was reported during Hurricane Ian in America?

    -During Hurricane Ian, a shark was spotted swimming in the flooded streets of Florida, highlighting the surreal and dangerous conditions created by the storm.

  • Why do reporters covering hurricanes and severe weather often end up in challenging situations, according to the transcript?

    -Reporters covering hurricanes and severe weather end up in challenging situations to provide live updates and firsthand accounts of the impact, often facing the same hazardous conditions as those affected by the storm.

  • What unconventional protection did a reporter use for their microphone during a storm report?

    -A reporter used a condom as unconventional protection for their microphone during a storm report, aiming to protect the equipment from water damage.

  • What humorous observation does the speaker make about the behavior of studio reporters during storms?

    -The speaker humorously observes that studio reporters, in contrast to those in the field, seemed to have enough leisure to draw humorous images, like tracks resembling phallic symbols, on their weather maps during the coverage of storms.

Outlines

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😀 Storm Desmond Causes Major Flooding in Northern England

Paragraph 1 describes the severe flooding across Northern England caused by Storm Desmond. It focuses on the town of Cockermouth being particularly badly affected. The floods broke records from the 19th century. Hospitals, schools, homes and businesses were damaged. The Prime Minister is criticized for cutting flood defense budgets.

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😆 Reporter Struggles During US Hurricane Coverage

Paragraph 2 details amusing incidents during US news coverage of Hurricane Ian. A reporter admits to urinating and defecating himself on air. Bizarre hurricane behavior is described, like a shark swimming in flooded streets. News anchors are mocked for overdramatic reporting in hazardous conditions.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡floods

The floods caused by Storm Desmond are the main event discussed in the video. They brought devastating damage, destroying homes and businesses. The video criticizes the silly names given to storms while people suffered from their real impact.

💡storm

Storm Desmond specifically is mentioned many times. The video satirizes the practice of giving storms human names like "Desmond," contrasting the devastation they cause with the friendly-sounding names.

💡damage

The storms and floods caused severe damage to homes, businesses, hospitals, schools, and infrastructure. Thousands were without power. The scale of damage is contrasted with the lighthearted storm names.

💡names

The video mocks and criticizes the practice of giving storms human names, which sounds silly and lighthearted compared to the devastation they unleash.

💡devastation

The floods brought utter devastation on the affected regions, destroying homes and livelihoods. The scale of the devastation is frequently mentioned to emphasize the storms' impacts.

💡humor

The video uses humor and satire to criticize the storms and highlight the disparity between their devastation and the human names used. This includes mocking news coverage and public officials.

💡government

The UK Prime Minister is mocked for having cut flood defense budgets, illustrating failed governance in preparing for and responding to the floods.

💡media

The way news media covers storms and floods is critiqued as overly dramatic and fear-mongering, as well as forcing reporters into dangerous situations.

💡public

The public's reactions to the floods and storms are also mocked, like inappropriate humor or panic in the face of danger rather than reasonable precautions.

💡contrast

A major theme is contrasting the devastating impacts of floods and storms with the lighthearted way they are named or covered by media and officials, highlighting a major disconnect.

Highlights

Storm Desmond brings 3 months of rainfall in just over a day, causing widespread devastation.

Thousands of homes are left without power as Storm Desmond breaks rainfall records.

The humor in naming storms with seemingly innocuous names like Desmond, Wendy, and Nigel.

The impact of the floods on people's lives, including lost homes, businesses, and traumatic experiences.

The town of Cockermouth is highlighted as one of the worst affected areas.

A comedic take on the mispronunciation of town names and inappropriate reporting on a biscuit factory flood.

Contrast in flood coverage between the UK and Ireland, with Ireland's being described as apocalyptic.

A donkey rescued from Storm Desmond floods becomes a symbol of joy amid devastation.

The Prime Minister's visit to flood victims critiqued as adding insult to injury.

Coverage of Hurricane Ian in America, emphasizing its unprecedented strength and impact.

The absurdity of people's reactions to hurricanes, including swimming advisories and a shark swimming in flooded streets.

A humorous look at how reporters cover extreme weather events, with a focus on their own discomfort and misadventures.

The use of unconventional protection for reporting equipment during storms, such as using a condom to cover a microphone.

The bizarre situations reporters find themselves in during live broadcasts, including being unable to stand due to the storm's intensity.

The playful behavior of studio anchors during storm coverage, including drawing humorous images on weather maps.

Transcripts

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now the big news of the week was storm

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Desmond 3 months rainfall in not much

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more than a day and this was the result

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schools hospitals and transport networks

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grind to a close thousands of homes are

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still without power Met Office says

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storm Desmond has broken rainfall

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records dating back to the 19th century

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this is too much

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water well I want to know these floods

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cause such devastation

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why do we give them silly names storm

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Desmond he sounds like a really [ __ ]

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member of the

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Xmen behold I am storm

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Desmond it's my friend Wendy

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[Applause]

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Dave they're always so na aren't they

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hurricane edner Monsoon Nigel we don't

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do that with anything else I can't come

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in today I got flu

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Margaret I feel so sorry for the people

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affected by the floods some lost their

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homes some their businesses one lady was

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so traumatized she didn't notice someone

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nicking her kid all the went out and the

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P was just in darkness and getting back

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um all the taxes were not taking

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anyone now one of the worst effective

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places was the northern town of cocker

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mouth

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that's that's how you pronounce it

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Cocker

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mouth this isn't Katie Spencer have been

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over to Lancaster today um

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couth Jesus still at least she had a go

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Bill turble thought it was so filthy it

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couldn't even look the nation in the

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eyes now we're hoping to speak later to

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jonty Chippendale who runs a toy shop in

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the cuman town of

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cockermouth so brilliant now talking to

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filth if you're going to report on a

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biscuit Factory don't say this the

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famous mcvities Factory here um that has

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been flooded lots of soggy biscuits no

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doubt

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in why you British cish was nothing look

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how they reported it in Ireland it's

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like something from the apocalypse don't

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make unnecessary Journeys don't take

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risks and treacherous roads and don't

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swim in the sea don't swim in the sea

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don't go hand gliding tell my family I

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love them she's like summing out a Game

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of Thrones save yourself winter is

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[ __ ]

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[Applause]

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coming not

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that not that it was all bad news from

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Ireland did you hear about this m the

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donkey rescued from Storm Desmond floods

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did you see the picture you have never

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never seen Joy like it look at his

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face look at that

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face why would say if you want to find

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that picture don't Google woman making

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donkey happy don't do it just don't do

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it now back in England just when you

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think the situation can't get any worse

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for the flood victims look who rocked up

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this afternoon the Prime Minister came

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to see the damage for himself have they

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not suffered

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enough hello Norther

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I'm the one who cut the budget for flood

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defense in the first

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place now what's this I hear about a

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soggy Vin over in America they've been

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dealing with hurricane Ian the wrath of

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hurricane Ian the strongest September

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hurricane to strike the Gulf Coast in

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more than 15 years it's Devastation that

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was predicted but the Grim reality of

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this storm's raw power defies

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imagination this is Fort Meyers Beach as

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a barrage of wind and water slam the

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city the weather was brutal yet

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amazingly they had to issue this warning

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at this time swimming is not

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recommended what other the signs did

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they put up Don't tap dance on your

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roof who's going for a swim in the

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middle of a hurricane I mean Christ a

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shark was spotted swimming in the

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flooded Florida streets the plot to

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Sharp NATO is actually

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happening it's like the a apocalypse all

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we're missing is the ground opening up

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and the devil making this

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[Laughter]

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noise but

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then the way people behaved in the storm

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was insane some got

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political Fu

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Biden others got

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romantic and one man truly lost lost

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control oh my God something's on

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fire something my big J brother I just

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[ __ ] and piss

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myself what a

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[Music]

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reaction and now to tell

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everybody piss and [ __ ] himself

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apparently Liz trust did the same after

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her

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budget did you watch any of the coverage

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of the hurricane do you know what I feel

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sorry for the reporters then comes the

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the flooding water and the mold problems

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and the oh the Lost days of work this

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storm is going to hurt John why why do

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they always send them out wether weather

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[ __ ] when it's a heat wave and they

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River at the beach rubbing in lotion

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soon as it rains o Jim get in the

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river I mean look what this poor s had

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to go

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through just give me a second Jim you

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all

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right I'm all right I'm fine I'm

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fine I just you just can't stand

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up I can't stand up I just [ __ ] and piss

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myself horrible

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it you know the worst thing the worst

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thing we had to stop it there cuz just

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after that he was knocked out by two

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shagging

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dogs the storm was so bad this reporter

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had to use specialist equipment a lot of

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people are asking what is on my

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microphone it is what you think it is

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it's a

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condom so hang on a minute the mic gets

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protected but Jim I just you just can't

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stand up he's fine also is anyone else

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thinking what I'm thinking where did

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they get the Johnny

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from what kind of optimist takes

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rubbers to a hurricane just 150 mph wins

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hous is

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destroyed all right all right all

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right ridiculous utterly

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who gets lucky in the middle of

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Devastation they call me Mr

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bomas it was different for the guys in

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the studio they were having so much fun

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they had time to draw dicks on their

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Maps what you think you see is all kind

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of tracks here over Florida and fewer

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over

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here