Upps! Die Pannenshow

Plankton
15 Jul 202405:36

Summary

TLDRThe video script discusses the decline of traditional television, suggesting it will eventually meet its end due to outdated concepts like limited channel choices and repetitive programming. It criticizes the quality of current TV shows as uninteresting and compares them unfavorably to the past. The script also reminisces about a popular TV show from the speaker's childhood, 'Pannenshow,' which featured funny home videos and was a family ritual. The show's format is contrasted with today's TV, which relies heavily on sound effects and social media humor, indicating a shift in entertainment style.

Takeaways

  • 📺 The speaker believes that traditional television as we know it will eventually come to an end, though not necessarily in the immediate future.
  • 🌐 The concept of limited channel selection and simultaneous broadcasting across multiple stations is considered outdated.
  • 🎥 The quality of most TV shows is criticized as being subpar, with a sense of overpaid executives not taking their jobs seriously.
  • 👴 The speaker reminisces about the show 'Pannenshow' from their childhood, which was a weekly ritual to watch with family.
  • 🚫 'Pannenshow' was a fail video TV show that aired on Super RTL from 2005, featuring various categories of funny accidents.
  • 🎉 The show had a charismatic host, Danny Klose, who is now a politician and provided light moderation and transitions between segments.
  • 📱 The original 'Pannenshow' had a more authentic and less polished feel compared to today's heavily edited and sound-effect-laden content.
  • 📲 The speaker contrasts the old method of sending VHS tapes to the show with the modern practice of uploading videos directly to platforms like YouTube.
  • 😅 The humor in the original 'Pannenshow' was more subtle and situational, without the need for constant background noise or forced laughter.
  • 📉 The speaker laments the decline in quality and authenticity of TV shows, suggesting that the era of classic television shows like 'Pannenshow' may be over.
  • 👋 The speaker ends on a nostalgic note, thanking viewers for their time and reflecting on the changes in television and personal growth.

Q & A

  • What does the speaker think about the future of traditional television?

    -The speaker believes that traditional television as we know it will eventually come to an end, though not necessarily in the immediate future. They mention that it could still be around for the next 20 years, but they consider the current concept of entertainment, with a limited selection of shows running simultaneously on multiple channels, to be obsolete.

  • Why does the speaker think that most television shows are of poor quality?

    -The speaker criticizes the quality of most television shows, suggesting that they are 'sterbenslangweilig' (extremely boring). They imply that the shows are not engaging and that the concept of television programming is outdated, comparing it to an era where one had to call a machine to get the time announced after a signal tone.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on the use of CGI in television and movies?

    -The speaker humorously suggests that future generations might look back on CGI as being of poor quality, just as they might view current television programming. They do not explicitly state their opinion on CGI but use it as a metaphor to criticize the current state of television.

  • What is the speaker's view on public television and the show 'Terra X' on YouTube?

    -The speaker does not directly criticize public television but finds 'Terra X' and similar content on YouTube to be 'ganz spannend' (quite fascinating), suggesting a preference for the variety and format of content found on platforms like YouTube.

  • What is the context of the speaker watching a fail video compilation on TV?

    -The speaker describes a scenario where they were watching a fail video compilation on TV with their mother, which was overly edited for television and lacked the authenticity of internet compilations. They found it amusing that the focus seemed to be more on the exaggerated reactions than the fails themselves.

  • Who is Fabian and what is his profession?

    -Fabian is an electrician by profession, but the context of the script suggests that he is not involved with the type of 'sap' (slang for easy work or simple tasks) that the speaker is referring to.

  • What is the 'Pannenshow' and why was it significant to the speaker?

    -The 'Pannenshow' was a television show that aired on Super RTL starting in 2005, featuring fail videos sent in by viewers. It was a weekly ritual for the speaker and their family to watch together, providing entertainment and a sense of community.

  • Who was the moderator of 'UPS die Pannenko' and what is he known for today?

    -The moderator of 'UPS die Pannenko' was Danny Klose, who is now known as a politician from the SPD (Social Democratic Party) in Germany.

  • What were the categories of fails featured in 'UPS die Pannenko'?

    -There were eight categories of fails featured in 'UPS die Pannenko', including 'Tiere' (animals), which was the speaker's favorite category, and 'Singlebörse' (singles market), where single people were shown and viewers could call in if interested.

  • How did the format of 'UPS die Pannenko' differ from current television shows?

    -The format of 'UPS die Pannenko' was more straightforward, with short segments and minimal editing, in contrast to the current television shows that the speaker criticizes for their overuse of sound effects, slow motion, and social media-style humor.

  • What is the speaker's sentiment towards the changes in television programming over time?

    -The speaker expresses a sense of nostalgia for the simplicity and authenticity of older television shows like 'UPS die Pannenko' and a disappointment in the evolution of television programming, which they find to be less engaging and more focused on superficial elements.

Outlines

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📺 The Decline of Traditional Television

The speaker expresses a firm belief that traditional television, as we have known it, will eventually come to an end. They do not suggest this will happen imminently but note that the limited selection of programs broadcast simultaneously across multiple channels is an outdated concept. The quality of most shows is described as subpar, with the impression that highly paid executives do not take their roles as seriously as one might expect. The speaker also criticizes the current state of television programming, suggesting it lacks creativity and is filled with repetitive content. They mention watching a compilation of fail videos on TV that felt overproduced for television, losing the essence of the original internet content. The speaker reminisces about a show from their childhood, 'Pannenshow,' which was a weekly ritual to watch with family, featuring various categories of funny accidents and home videos. They describe the format and the主持人, Danny Klose, who is now a politician. The nostalgia for the simplicity and authenticity of 'Pannenshow' contrasts sharply with the current state of television, which the speaker finds less engaging and more focused on superficial entertainment.

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🎉 Nostalgia for Classic Television Shows

The speaker reflects on the changes in television and the nostalgia for classic shows like 'Pannenshow,' which are no longer the same. They acknowledge that they will never be under 30 again, implying a sense of the passage of time and the evolution of entertainment. The paragraph ends on a note of gratitude for the viewers, suggesting that the show was a weekly staple in many living rooms. The speaker also addresses those who might only know fail videos from the internet, indicating a shift in how content is consumed. The paragraph concludes with a playful tone, suggesting that despite the changes, there is still an appreciation for the humor and entertainment value of television, even if it has moved from traditional broadcasting to online platforms.

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Keywords

💡Fernsehen

Fernsehen refers to television in German. In the context of the video, it is used to discuss the evolution and potential decline of traditional television as a medium. The speaker reflects on how television has changed over time and speculates on its future, suggesting that the classic format of television might eventually become obsolete.

💡Sendung

Sendung translates to 'broadcast' or 'show' in English. The video discusses the quality and variety of television shows, indicating that the speaker finds many current programs to be of low quality and uninteresting. The term is used to critique the repetitive nature of programming and the lack of innovation in content.

💡Pannenshow

Pannenshow refers to a 'prank show' or a show featuring amusing failures or accidents. The script mentions 'Pannenshow' as a beloved TV program from the speaker's childhood, which featured funny home videos and was a family ritual to watch. It contrasts the simplicity and charm of this older format with the more polished and less engaging content found on television today.

💡Fail Video

A fail video is a video that shows a person or people making a mistake or having an accident, often in a humorous way. The script discusses how fail videos have transitioned from being a staple of television shows to being primarily found on platforms like YouTube. The speaker laments the loss of the original charm and authenticity of these videos as they have been adapted for television.

💡CGI

CGI stands for Computer-Generated Imagery, which is the application of computer graphics to create or contribute to images and videos in art, printed media, video games, films, television programs, commercials, simulators, and simulation. The video script mentions CGI in the context of the evolution of television content, suggesting that the speaker believes the overuse of CGI has contributed to the decline in quality of some shows.

💡Intendanten

Intendanten refers to television station managers or executives. The script uses this term to criticize what the speaker perceives as the complacency and lack of creativity among those in charge of programming decisions, suggesting that their approach to creating content is as uninspired as a washing machine's cycle.

💡YouTube

YouTube is mentioned as a platform where the speaker finds content like 'Terra X' and other shows to be more engaging than traditional television. It serves as an example of how the internet has changed the landscape of entertainment, offering a wider variety of content and a more interactive viewing experience.

💡Sat 1 Gold

Sat 1 Gold is a German television channel that broadcasts reruns of popular shows. The script mentions it in the context of the longevity of television content, suggesting that even older shows might still be aired in the future, indicating a potential lack of innovation in television programming.

💡Slowmotion

Slowmotion is a technique used in video production where footage is captured at a higher frame rate than it is played back, resulting in a slower playback speed. The script criticizes the overuse of slowmotion in modern television, particularly in fail videos, arguing that it detracts from the authenticity and humor of the content.

💡Elektriker

Elektriker translates to 'electrician' in English. In the script, the speaker mentions an electrician named Fabian who is featured in a slow-motion fail video. This serves as an example of how television has shifted from showcasing real, unscripted moments to overly produced and artificial content.

💡Parent-Teacher Conference

The script mentions the speaker's experience with a parent-teacher conference, which is a meeting between parents and teachers to discuss a child's progress at school. This is used to contrast the serious and stressful aspects of life with the light-hearted entertainment provided by television shows like 'Pannenshow,' which offered a break from everyday concerns.

Highlights

The speaker is convinced that traditional television as we know it will eventually come to an end.

The limited selection of shows broadcast simultaneously on multiple channels is considered an obsolete form of entertainment.

The quality of most television programs is described as subpar, with content being outdated and uninteresting.

The speaker humorously suggests that television executives might have a job less demanding than that of a washing machine.

Terra X on YouTube is mentioned as a source of interesting content in contrast to traditional TV.

The speaker shares a personal anecdote of watching a fail video compilation on TV that felt over-edited for television.

Fabian, an electrician by profession, is mentioned as an example of someone whose profession is unrelated to the content of the show.

The speaker reminisces about the 'Pannenshow' from their childhood, a show that aired on Super RTL from 2005.

The 'Pannenshow' was a ritual for the speaker and their family to watch together every week.

The show featured various categories of home videos, with the speaker's favorite being 'Ti' for its cute and funny accidents.

The 'Singlebörse' category is mentioned, but the speaker admits they cannot remember it well.

The show's format is described, with a host named Danny Klose who later became a politician.

The speaker criticizes modern television for its overuse of sound effects and slow-motion, which was not present in 'UPS die Punancho'.

The speaker laments the change in television, suggesting that shows will never be the same as they once were.

The speaker humorously reflects on the inevitability of aging and the end of parent-teacher conferences.

The speaker thanks the viewers for watching and implies a sense of nostalgia for the past television shows.

Transcripts

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ich bin schon irgendwie ziemlich fest

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davon überzeugt dass das klassische

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Fernsehen so wie wir das halt aus dem

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Fernsehen kennen früher oder später sein

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Ende finden wird ich sag nicht dass das

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schon nächste Woche passieren wird in

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der Hinsicht sage ich gar nichts es kann

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auch gut sein dass Richter Alexander

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Hold Wiederholung in den nächsten 20

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Jahren auf Sat 1 Gold geballert werden

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ich sag nur dass die beschränkte Auswahl

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aus einer Handvoll Sendung die alle

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simultan auf mehreren Sendern laufen ein

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absolut obsoletes Konzept der

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Unterhaltung ist aus einer Zeit wo man

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noch eine Maschine anrufen konnte die in

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die Uhrzeit vorgelesen hat

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nach dem Signalton ist es

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12:34 uh aber vor allem ist die Qualität

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der meisten Sendung selbst einfach nur

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noch dahin geklatscht und ich sag das

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nicht weil ich damals bien Meer auf Hand

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gezeichnet angelehnt alleb habe und

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heute nur noch alles cGI ist ich meine

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die Heuen Kinder W in 30 Jahren auch

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sagen dass CGI Bean mea der absolute

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shit gewesen ist ich finde das meiste

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was im Fernsehen läuft einfach so

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sterbenslangweilig man kriegt so ein

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bisschen den Eindruck dass absolut

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überdimensional überbezahlte Intendanten

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den Job mit Sicherheit nicht

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anspruchsvoller ist als der einer

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Waschmaschine da irgendwie sitzen und

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Sagen um 17 Uhr gibt's definitiv Bingo

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und um 23:15 Uhr da naten wir auf jeden

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Fall noch eine Runde Quest duel für die

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süßen Träume aber ich will ja auch gar

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nicht auf den öffentlich rechtlichen

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Sendern herumtanzen ich finde Terra x

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Sachen auf Youtube schon eigentlich

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immer ganz spannend ich saß heute bei

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meiner Mutter mit einem Tee in der Hand

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und auf Sat 1 lief irgendeine fail

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videoide compilation aber nicht so wie

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man sie aus dem Internet kennt sondern

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so dermaßen fürs Fernsehen zurecht

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gewurstet dass das Gefühl gar nicht mehr

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um die eigentlichen failvos ging sondern

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um das hochkareti Gelaber rumhum fabian

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ist Elektriker von Beruf aber diesen Art

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von Saft mit dem hat er noch nichts zu

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tun gehabt warte der Countdown muss noch

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passieren warte Fabian wo ist dein

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Saft fragt nicht was für Saft einfach

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apfelsa Kiwi Geschmack und jetzt noch

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mal in slowmtion das hat Fabian nicht

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kommen sehen und ich saß da und dachte

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mir was zur Hölle ist eigentlich mit der

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legendärsten Sendung aus meiner Kindheit

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passiert wo ist die Pannenshow hin und

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was soll das da jetzt auf Sat 1 an alle

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Leute die letztens beim bcker nicht

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plötzlich realisiert haben dass man

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jetzt tatsächlich wirklich 30 ist UPS

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die Pannenshow war eineer dieser fail

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Video Fernsehsendung die ab 2005 einmal

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die Woche abends auf Super RTL

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ausgestrahlt wurde und es war schon

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irgendwie ein richtiges Ritual jede

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Woche mit der gesamten Familie vor der

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Glotze zu hängen und einfach mal eine

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Runde mitzufiebern wie Mopet Marco und

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dre carusell sein Kollegen bis ins

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Krankenhaus beschleunigte es war auch

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recht egal wie der Weib in der family in

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dem Moment so war wenn man wieder

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elternprechtag gewesen ist und meine

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Deutschlehrerin erzählt hat dass ich

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irgendwo irgendeine Eltern Unterschrift

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gefälscht hab und auch generell einfach

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nur ein Spinner bin der ständig viel zu

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heftige Horrorgeschichten schreibt und

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ausführlichicht malt dann hat man

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trotzdem am Donnerstag auf happy UPS die

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punow geguckt und danach gab's da die

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Sanktion die Sendung hatte einen

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Moderator namens Danny Klose der heute

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scheinmal ein SPD Politiker ist der hat

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den ganzen Bums dann wirklich nur einmal

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kurz anmoderiert ab und dann transitions

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gemacht und den Rest der Sendung da war

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er still stilltill es gab insgesamt acht

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Kategorien an Pannen und dreimal dürft

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ihr raten was meine absolute

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Lieblingskategorie gewesen ist es war

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einfach ti weil wenn sich Renate vom

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Fahrrad gemaultt hat weil eichhörchen

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gegen den Kopf geflogen ist fand ich das

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witzig und cute an die Kategorie

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Singlebörse die mich hier Wikipedia

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ausspuck kann ich mich allerdings mit

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besten Willen nicht erinnern und die

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Beschreibung macht irgendwie auch nicht

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viel besser in dieser Kategorie werden

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Menschen vorgestellt die Single sind und

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den Pan passieren du bist also quasi

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Single und dann fällt den Fernseher ins

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Gesicht ruf an wenn du an Manuel

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interessiert bist oder was na ja gut

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zusammengefasst droppte Danny ein paar

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warme Worte für ein guten Abend dann kam

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irgendeine Kategorie dann wieder den mit

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SM transition dann wieder eine Kategorie

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und so weiter und so weiter und die

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Kategorien selbst und das ist der kaosus

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Kaktus sie bestanden schlicht und

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ergreifend aus Pannen ja die waren alle

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gefühlt irgendwie auf VHS aus den 80ern

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oder so vermutlich weil z der Zeit

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einfach üblich war heimvideokassetten

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zuzuschicken anstelle sein handyvo auf

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YouTube zu laden zwischendurch hat man

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dann einfach mal die Uhrzeit

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angerufen nach dem Signalton es ist

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20:15 Uhr es ist UPS die pchit und ja

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auch bei UPS die punanch gab es ein

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aufsprecher der ständig irgendwas sagen

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musste diese Nummer hatte aus einem Karl

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der Coyote Zeichentrick Film unterstützt

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mit saftigen Soundeffekt und einem

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lachtrack damit man auch immer wusste W

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man lachen durfte nur hat der

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aufsprecher nicht einfach ohne Punkt

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immer irgendwas labern müssen es waren

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halt wirklich nur kurze Sätze es waren

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sowas wie kleine Überschriften zu dem

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was da gezeigt wurde na hoffentlich ist

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Peter besser im Bett als beim Golfen

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einlochen geht an und das war's auch

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schon es gab keine Countdowns und

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ständige also wirklich ständige

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slowmtion Wiederholung um alles noch mal

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eine Runde doller in die Länge zu Zehen

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und dabei bloß die Aufmerksamkeit der

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zuschauenden aufrecht zu erhalten die

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Witze waren relativ kurz und um einiges

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weniger

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Renate Reint sich auf Tomate als heute

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es musste nicht ständig irgendeine Mucke

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im Background laufen die inhaltlich

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unbedingt zum gezeigten passen

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sollte während diese neuere Sat

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Einsendung mit der gesamten Soundeffekt

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Klaviatur einem 30 Sekunden Countdown

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und sie Facebook Witzen gerade einmal

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ein Fail Video ausdammen konnte hatte

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ich bei UPS die punancho in der Zeit

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fünf home Videos weginhallieren können

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und es wäre dann auch noch mal genug

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Zeit gewesen dass Denny noch einmal

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vorbeiornert und dann sagt dass Tiere ja

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cute sind aber manchm so ein bisschen

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Panne ne

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aber vielleicht ist das ja n mal so mit

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dem ganzen Fernsehen und allem pannenv

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Fernsehsendung werden wahrscheinlich nie

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wieder so sein wie sie es einmal waren

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ich werde nie wieder unter 30 sein aber

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ein Glück das bedeutet auch kein

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elternsprechtdach mehr in dem Sinne

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danke fürs zuschauen war diese Sendung

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auch ein wöchentlicher Bestandteil eures

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Wohnzimmers oder kennt ihr failvos nur

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noch aus dem Internet habt euch lieb

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euer Plankton

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[Musik]

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schit

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