PECAH! Bintang Emon: Jangan Sombong, di Atas langit Masih Ada... Satelit!

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5 May 202307:43

Summary

TLDRThe script captures a lively and humorous monologue, blending personal anecdotes and sharp observations about societal attitudes. The speaker humorously addresses being short and pokes fun at people who brag or gossip. The comedy continues with exaggerated stories about wealth, like owning multiple luxury cars, and making witty remarks on how gossip and boasting are often veiled by false humility. The speaker concludes by humorously highlighting how easily flattery can deceive, particularly when it comes to women. Overall, the monologue is filled with humor, irony, and social commentary, engaging the audience with its relatable and comedic delivery.

Takeaways

  • 😊 The speaker humorously praises Kalbis as the best campus in Southeast Asia.
  • 😅 The speaker shares personal experiences of being teased for being shorter than his younger sibling.
  • 😏 The speaker criticizes people who are overly opinionated and enjoy commenting on others' lives.
  • 😂 He jokes about people who give advice to swim to get taller, comparing it to being a jellyfish.
  • 🙄 The speaker expresses disdain for arrogant people, especially those who refuse to admit their arrogance.
  • 🏍️ The speaker humorously talks about someone bragging about owning four Ninja motorcycles, with each having a specific purpose.
  • 🤣 He jokes about Hotman Paris having eight Lamborghinis and how impractical it would be to use them all at once.
  • 👀 The speaker criticizes how some people start gossiping with phrases like 'I'm not trying to gossip, but...'.
  • 📺 He contrasts the casualness of gossip shows with how people might gossip in real life.
  • 😆 The speaker humorously discusses the dangers of miscommunication when gossip spreads quietly.

Q & A

  • What is the main theme of the script?

    -The main theme of the script is humor and satire, with the speaker making light-hearted jokes about various social issues, personal experiences, and human behavior.

  • What is the speaker's opinion on people who make comments about others?

    -The speaker humorously criticizes people who constantly comment on others' lives, expressing frustration with how people often focus on others' flaws or personal issues.

  • How does the speaker feel about being shorter than his younger sibling?

    -The speaker jokes about being shorter than his younger sibling, dismissing it as unimportant despite others frequently commenting on it.

  • What is the speaker's attitude towards people who are arrogant?

    -The speaker expresses a strong dislike for arrogant people, especially those who are arrogant but refuse to admit it, finding them even more annoying.

  • What is the speaker's view on people who boast about their possessions?

    -The speaker mocks people who boast about their possessions, such as having multiple luxury items, and contrasts their attitude with the reality that there's always someone with more or better things.

  • What example does the speaker give to illustrate how absurd boasting can be?

    -The speaker humorously imagines a scenario where a wealthy person uses one of their eight Lamborghinis just to dry a mattress, highlighting the absurdity of having excessive luxury items.

  • What does the speaker say about gossip and how it is often presented?

    -The speaker highlights the hypocrisy in gossip, where people often start with phrases like 'I'm not trying to gossip, but...' and then proceed to gossip anyway. The speaker also notes how gossip is presented differently based on its severity.

  • How does the speaker describe the nature of gossip shows on TV?

    -The speaker describes gossip shows as being straightforward and unapologetic about their content, contrasting this with how people might try to downplay gossip in everyday conversations.

  • What is the speaker's take on compliments and how they are received?

    -The speaker suggests that people, especially women, are often too quick to accept compliments without considering their meaning, using the example of someone being called 'as beautiful as Barbie' without realizing that Barbie's knees don't bend.

  • What overall message does the speaker convey about human behavior?

    -The speaker conveys a message that human behavior is often contradictory and irrational, with people engaging in gossip, boasting, and accepting superficial compliments without much thought.

Outlines

00:00

🎤 Comedic Commentary on Campus and Social Interactions

The speaker humorously opens by greeting the audience and praising Kalbis as the best campus in Southeast Asia. He then transitions into a comedic rant about the annoying comments from others about his height, highlighting how people often meddle in others' lives with unsolicited advice. The speaker mocks the societal obsession with swimming to grow taller, comparing himself to a jellyfish that swims but never grows taller. He also critiques arrogance, focusing on people who boast but refuse to admit their arrogance. The segment ends with a humorous take on a family member who owns multiple motorbikes for trivial purposes and a light-hearted jab at Hotman Paris for owning eight Lamborghinis, which the speaker imagines are used for mundane tasks like drying mattresses.

05:02

😆 Gossip, Rumors, and Female Vulnerabilities

This paragraph dives into the nature of gossip, contrasting how small and large rumors are delivered differently, with larger rumors often conveyed in a hushed, more serious tone. The speaker humorously illustrates how gossip can get distorted as it spreads, using an example where a simple story about the neighborhood head (Pak RT) ends up wildly exaggerated. The speaker also comments on the vulnerabilities of women to flattery and compliments, warning that not all praise is genuine. He humorously critiques common compliments, like being told 'you’re as beautiful as Barbie,' pointing out that while Barbie is considered pretty, her legs don't bend, making the compliment less flattering than it seems. The paragraph ends with the speaker signing off, leaving the audience with a final laugh.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Sombong

The term 'sombong' translates to 'arrogant' or 'proud' in English. In the video, the speaker criticizes arrogance, particularly focusing on individuals who are boastful but refuse to acknowledge their arrogance. This concept is central to the speaker's humor, as he uses it to highlight the absurdity of people who try to downplay their arrogance while still showing off, such as the character who brags about having four Ninja motorcycles.

💡Hotman Paris

Hotman Paris is a well-known Indonesian lawyer and celebrity, often associated with wealth and luxury. In the video, the speaker uses Hotman Paris as an example of someone who owns multiple luxury cars (specifically eight Lamborghinis), contrasting this with ordinary people's pride in lesser achievements. This reference serves to exaggerate the theme of arrogance and wealth, illustrating how some people have much more but make less of a show about it.

💡Renang biar tinggi

This phrase, meaning 'swim to get taller,' is used humorously by the speaker to mock the common advice that swimming can help one grow taller. The speaker sarcastically questions this advice by mentioning that even if one swims daily like a jellyfish, it won't necessarily make them taller. This phrase is part of the broader theme of societal expectations and the absurdity of trying to conform to them.

💡Gosip

Gossip, or 'gosip' in Indonesian, is a recurring theme in the video. The speaker criticizes the culture of gossip, particularly how people often preface their gossip with phrases like 'bukannya mau ngomongin orang' ('not that I want to talk about people'), which is immediately followed by gossiping. This reflects the hypocrisy and double standards in social interactions, a key point of the speaker's satire.

💡Puji

'Puji' means 'praise' in English. The speaker discusses how people, especially women, are often swayed by praise without considering its sincerity or implications. He uses examples like being compared to Barbie, pointing out that while the praise might seem flattering, it overlooks the fact that a Barbie doll's legs don't bend, thus questioning the real value of such compliments.

💡Barbie

Barbie, the iconic doll, is used in the video as a metaphor for unrealistic standards of beauty. The speaker critiques how women are often pleased when compared to Barbie, without recognizing the limitations or artificiality of the doll. This ties into the broader theme of societal pressures and the importance of critically assessing the compliments and standards imposed by others.

💡Motor Ninja

The 'Motor Ninja' refers to the Kawasaki Ninja, a popular sports motorcycle. In the video, the speaker uses it to illustrate how people boast about their possessions. The character who owns four Ninja motorcycles symbolizes the excessive pride some people take in material wealth, which the speaker mocks as unnecessary and absurd.

💡Tong Setan

The 'Tong Setan' is a traditional carnival attraction in Indonesia, where riders perform stunts on motorcycles inside a large wooden barrel. The speaker humorously mentions that one of the Ninja motorcycles is used by the character's grandmother to participate in this attraction, adding to the absurdity and comedic effect of the story. It reflects the speaker's style of exaggerating situations to highlight the ridiculousness of certain boasts.

💡Setan

'Setan' means 'devil' or 'demon' in English. The speaker uses this term metaphorically to describe people who harshly criticize or gossip about others. By calling them 'setan,' he emphasizes the bitterness and negativity of their actions, aligning with the video’s theme of criticizing societal behaviors and attitudes.

💡Satire

Satire is a technique used throughout the video to criticize societal norms, behaviors, and attitudes through humor and exaggeration. The speaker employs satire to make his points about arrogance, gossip, and societal expectations, using humorous anecdotes and exaggerated scenarios to expose the absurdity of these issues. This approach not only entertains but also prompts the audience to reflect on their own behaviors and the norms around them.

Highlights

Kalbis is the best campus in Southeast Asia.

The speaker humorously remarks about being shorter than their younger sibling.

A joke about being told to swim to grow taller, with a comparison to jellyfish swimming without growing taller.

The speaker comments on people who criticize others' lives, calling them bitter like a demon.

A humorous take on people who brag but don't admit they are being arrogant.

A joke about having four Ninja motorcycles, one of which is reserved for thieves.

Comparison of arrogance to Hotman Paris, who owns eight Lamborghinis.

A humorous depiction of someone struggling to park multiple Lamborghinis.

A commentary on gossip, with a specific example of people gossiping about someone named Puput.

A humorous scenario of gossip spreading inaccurately, leading to misunderstandings.

The speaker discusses how women are often easily swayed by flattery and compliments.

A warning against taking compliments too seriously, using a humorous example of being compared to a Barbie doll.

A joke about the impracticality of Barbie dolls, specifically mentioning that Barbie's knees don't bend.

The speaker concludes with a lighthearted note, thanking the audience.

The transcript ends with applause and music.

Transcripts

play00:00

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi

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wabarakatuh

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[Tepuk tangan]

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kalbis kalbis adalah kampus terbaik

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se-asia Tenggara

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[Tepuk tangan]

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itu mulutnya pahit pahit bener dah para

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setan

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bener pahit banget demen banget

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ngomentarin hidup orang gitu kayak gue

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jadi korban nih gue nih lebih pendek

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dari adik gua masih SMP gue segini adek

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gue segini nih dengkulnya badannya juga

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Enggak dong Enggak mungkin kan gue lebih

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pendek gua enggak ada masalah cuma

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keluar kuku pada ngomongin mulu gitu

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Tang Lu enggak malu petang lebih pendek

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dari Ade lu renang dong biar tinggi Ya

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Allah Bacot banget kata gua

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renang biar tinggi renang biar tinggi

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apaan ubur-ubur renang tiap hari

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mana tinggi kagak lembek

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Iya kan Gimana ini bacot betul

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orang-orang

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Terus tadi mc-nya sombong-sombongan

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juara apa sih Gue tuh nggak demen banget

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gua orang sombong bener dah kita semua

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sepakat lah seluruh orang di manapun

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benci sama orang sombong tapi sebenarnya

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ada satu orang yang lebih dibenci

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daripada orang sombong itu orang sombong

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yang nggak mau ngaku kalau dia sombong

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Iya yang biasanya kalau cerita tuh dia

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openingnya begini bukannya gua mau

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sombong nih

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Habis itu dia sombong kan bangke iya kan

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begitu Bukan aku mau sombong nih tapi di

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rumah gua motor Ninja ada 4

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satu buat ke warung

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satu dipakai adek gue sekolah ya yang

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ketiga buat nyari tambahan penghasilan

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lah nenek gua suka main tong setan

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terus yang terakhir Emang sengaja

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disiapin buat maling Jadi kalau maling

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masuk rumah yang mana ya Ada tulisan

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yang ini aja Bang oke

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udah ada helm sama duit bensin

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Lagian memang manusia menurut gua tuh

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bukan tempatnya sombong kalau menurut

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gua karena di atas langit masih ada

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satelit

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[Tepuk tangan]

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gitu kayak yang tadi punya motor Ninja 4

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ya Allah masih ada manusia di muka bumi

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namanya Hotman Paris

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lamborghininya ada 8 lu ya Allah delapan

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dan buat dia tuh nggak nggak

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penting-penting banget lamborghininya

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gue yakin 8 di parkir di rumah ada lah

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satu yang dipakai buat jemur kasur tuh

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ada gitu anaknya ngumpul disimpan di

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situ tuh pasti ada yang enggak mungkin

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dong di bawah nongkrong semuanya

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Lamborghini Hotman Paris datang ke

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tongkrongan bawa mobil 88 ya kan ribet

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dia sendiri Buka pintu Lamborghini di Ke

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atasin tahu kan yang kalau diturunin

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kayak motong makalah tuh cek

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udah tutup masih ada mobil kedua Aduh

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teman-teman dan pulang dulu ya

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set masih ada banyak lagi sabar sabar

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dikit lagi

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sampai mobil ketujuh tongkrongan bubar

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ya

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ulang lagi

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repot kan

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Ada nih satu ucapan yang persis kayak

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gitu ini biasanya cewek-cewek sih benar

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lagi ngumpul ya terus keluar ucapan gini

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eh

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bukannya gua Mau ngomongin orang ya

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[Tepuk tangan]

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tapi Puput pulang pagi terus kita telaah

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ya

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bukannya Mau ngomongin orang tapi dia

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ngomongin Puput sekarang gua tanya Puput

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orang apa sendal gunung

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ya kan orang Maksudnya ya Lu kalau mau

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ngegosip ya selalu aja sih

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ngegosip-gosip aja kan orang acara gosip

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di tv juga slow kan kagak ada tuh yang

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masuk-masuk presenter ini

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Halo pemirsa kembali lagi di Silet

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pemirsa

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Bukannya saya mau gosip nih

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kan kata Pak Ustad juga nggak boleh ya

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tapi dengar-dengar doang ini mah ini

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kita Mirzani lagi deket sama bule ih

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deket banget selangkah lagi mentok

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ini slow aja justru kan kalau presenter

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kayak gitu rating rating acaranya Jadi

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turun misalnya ibu-ibu pagi-pagi mau

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nonton gosip kan setel TV masuk ibu-ibu

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bukannya kita mau ngegosip nih oh bukan

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berbanding terbalik penyampaian

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kalau-kalau gua sipnya kecil resikonya

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ngomongnya santai gitu kayak tadi Eh

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Puput pulang pagi terus tapi kalau

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gosipnya gede

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penyampaiannya akan lebih tajam

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suara volume Makin kecil

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gesture makin dikit

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Pak RT

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berduaan sama janda di taman

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ya gue sih nggak ada masalah mau ngomong

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pelan juga cuma gua takutnya nyampenya

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salah gitu kan Suaranya pelan

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takutnya nyampe sini terus dia nyampein

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ke orang lain makin salah tuh eh tau

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nggak

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Pak RT berduaan sama taman di janda

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janda

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ada dua

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bertaman

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tahu Nggak

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tahu orang kemarin saya sirami

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subur subur kan dua-duanya

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dan Ngomongin cewek ya terakhir nek

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cewek nih menurut gua lemah sama dua hal

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digombalin sama di Puji gitu Pokoknya

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kalau udah di gitu udah diterimanya

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semuanya padahal menurut gua harus

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disaring lagi di filter karena Enggak

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semua gombalan dan pujian tuh bagus

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kayak condetnya gombalan cewek

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digombalin kamu adalah separuh nafasku

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itu jangan Senang kenapa Separuh Nafas

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coy artinya itu cowok butuh dua cewek

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biar nafasnya lancar

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dan satunya lagi dipuji gue nih di

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Instagram sering banget lihat cewek

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upload foto Terus ada yang muji Ih

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cantik kayak Barbie terus dia senang Iya

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makasih

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Ini bacot betul

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dia senang dipuji kayak Barbie cuma

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karena dia ngelihat Barbie itu cantik

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dia nggak Barbie itu dengkulnya nggak

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bisa ditekuk

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ya Percuma cantik kalau berdiri mah ya

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Allah

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Sekian dari gua gua Bintang

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[Tepuk tangan]

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[Musik]

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