CELEBS READ MEAN TWEETS!

Summary

This comedic video script depicts two hosts reading and reacting to mean, offensive tweets about various celebrities. They crack jokes about the insensitive tweets, which target celebrities' appearances and make racial jokes. The hosts give humorous rebuttals and discuss how best to respond to such harsh tweets. They note that adding swear words doesn't make the insults funnier. The hosts agree to find more provocative tweets to feature in future videos, deciding football Twitter would be a good source of material.

Takeaways

• 😄 They read mean, offensive, racist tweets about themselves
• 😮 Some tweets about celebrities are also offensive
• 👎 Matthew BR peaked early in his acting career
• 😀 Kevin is compared unflatteringly to Ryan Reynolds
• 😠 An insulting tweet calls Dan Levy annoying and gay
• 🤔 A tweet ponders why George Lopez is trending - asks if it's because he showed his wife's breasts
• 😡 John Stewart is incorrectly accused of being from China
• 😐 Larry David's character on Curb Your Enthusiasm is portrayed as unlikable
• 😫 Tom Hanks is called a sweaty, smelly dwarf in Top Gun
• 🤣 A tweet imagines plants growing in Chris Rock's anus to avoid hearing about Kim Kardashian

Q & A

Who are the two people commenting on the tweets?

The two people are unnamed hosts of a show where they read mean tweets about celebrities.

What tweet do they say is a very 'Twitter tweet'?

The tweet 'why is [celebrity] trending is her titties out' is described as a very Twitter tweet.

What does one host suggest as the best way to respond to an insulting tweet?

He suggests either swearing at them, giving them a look, or not trying to make a joke rebuttal, as it is often not funny.

Who do they say looks like an 'Inspector Gadget'?

Matthew Broderick is said to look like Inspector Gadget.

What celebrity is said to look like a toilet seat?

Ted Danson is said to have a face that looks like a toilet seat.

What upcoming movie with Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal do they discuss?

They discuss an upcoming Road House remake co-starring Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal.

What food item is Zendaya's feet compared to smelling like?

Her feet are compared to smelling like Funyuns.

What genre of music are the Green Day members said to make music for?

They make music for 'straight white couples to dance to in their kitchens'.

What football team's Twitter is suggested they check for meaner tweets?

They suggest checking a football team's Twitter for meaner tweets.

Who do they say they should do a similar mean tweets video about in the future?

They suggest doing a mean tweets video about the Sidemen in the future.