Home Alone R rated KILL COUNT

Summary

In this humorous video, Brian Slasher and Suits imagine an R-rated version of the family classic 'Home Alone.' They discuss how the film would be more intense with the inclusion of gore and cursing, especially with 90s Joe Pesci as one of the burglars. The script humorously details various violent scenarios, such as characters being impaled and shot, which would have been too graphic for the original PG version. The video concludes with a tally of six kills, suggesting a darker and more action-packed take on the beloved holiday film.

Takeaways

• 🎬 The video discusses an R-rated version of the movie 'Home Alone', imagining a more violent and adult-oriented take on the classic film.
• 🤔 The script speculates on how the film would be different if the characters could curse and engage in more brutal acts, referencing 90s Joe Pesci.
• 🩸 The video describes a scene where a character's foot is split in half, suggesting a more graphic injury than in the original film.
• 👓 It mentions a character's glasses as a humorous giveaway, implying that the injury wouldn't be fatal but would still affect the character's actions.
• 🔪 The script includes a scene where a character is stabbed, with a blood splatter that could indicate a fatal wound.
• 🔥 The video humorously critiques the logic of a character sticking their head in fire and then pulling it out quickly, suggesting it wouldn't be as harmful as depicted.
• 💀 It describes a violent scene where an iron is driven into a character's head, implying a gruesome and possibly fatal injury.
• 🚓 The script ends with a scene where the main character, Kevin, is running from the police, but the narrator argues it would be considered self-defense.
• 🧐 The video counts a total of six kills that the narrator believes should have happened in the R-rated version of 'Home Alone'.
• 🔗 The video includes a call to action for viewers to check out the original video and follow the channel for more content.
• 🎉 The narrator expresses enthusiasm for covering a potential sequel if one were to be made, showing dedication to the topic.

Q & A

What is the main topic of the video script?

The main topic of the video script is an R-rated version of the movie 'Home Alone,' discussing its hypothetical content and comparing it to the original PG version.

Who is the speaker in the video script?

The speaker in the video script is Brian Slasher, who is presumably the host or creator of the content.

What is the tone of the video script?

The tone of the video script is casual and humorous, with the speaker making jokes and commentary about the R-rated version of 'Home Alone.'

What is the speaker's opinion on the characters Marv and Harry in the R-rated version?

The speaker seems to enjoy the more violent and gory outcomes for the characters Marv and Harry in the R-rated version, suggesting it would be more entertaining.

What is the speaker's view on the character Kevin's actions in the R-rated version?

The speaker implies that Kevin is more aggressive and lethal in the R-rated version, which he finds to be an improvement over the original.

What incident does the speaker describe involving Harry's foot?

The speaker describes a scene where Harry's foot is split in half after falling back onto a nail, which is a more gruesome detail than in the original movie.

How does the speaker compare the R-rated version to the original 'Home Alone'?

The speaker compares the R-rated version to the original by pointing out the increased violence and gore, which he believes would make the movie more interesting.

What is the speaker's take on the character Buzz's death in the R-rated version?

The speaker finds Buzz's death in the R-rated version to be over-the-top and amusing, with a blood splat that suggests a violent end.

What is the speaker's reaction to the scene where Marv's head is hit with an iron?

The speaker is impressed by the graphic nature of the scene, describing it as a 'zombie kill' and appreciating the slow-motion effect.

What is the final kill count mentioned by the speaker for the R-rated version?

The speaker mentions a total kill count of six people in the R-rated version of 'Home Alone.'

What does the speaker suggest about the character Kevin's legal situation?

The speaker suggests that Kevin would not be charged in court for his actions, considering them as self-defense.

Outlines

00:00

🎬 R-Rated 'Home Alone' Concept Review

The script discusses an imagined R-rated version of the classic family film 'Home Alone', where the characters engage in more violent and adult-oriented scenarios. It humorously suggests how the film would be different if it included cursing and gore, referencing 90s actor Joe Pesci and the character Kevin's more lethal traps for the burglars, Harry and Marv. The summary includes a critique of the injuries depicted and the unrealistic outcomes, such as characters surviving improbable situations. It also touches on the comedic elements and the absurdity of the violence, like characters melting like candles or having their heads impaled by an iron.

05:02

🔚 Conclusion and Future Possibilities

The second paragraph wraps up the video script by summarizing the hypothetical kill count in the imagined R-rated 'Home Alone' and expressing a willingness to cover a potential sequel if it were to be made. The speaker thanks viewers for watching, encourages them to check out the original video, and hints at the possibility of covering more content related to the topic in the future.

Keywords

💡Home Alone

Home Alone is a popular family comedy film franchise that tells the story of a young boy named Kevin McCallister who is accidentally left behind when his family goes on vacation. In the video script, the theme revolves around an imagined R-rated version of Home Alone, which is a fictional concept that adds adult-oriented elements like gore and cursing to the original family-friendly narrative.

💡R-Rated

An R-rating in the context of films indicates that the content is restricted, meaning it may contain elements such as violence, gore, or strong language that are not suitable for children. The script discusses an R-rated version of Home Alone, which is a hypothetical scenario where the characters engage in more violent and adult-oriented actions than in the original film.

💡Joe Pesci

Joe Pesci is an American actor known for his roles in various films, including the Home Alone series where he plays the character Harry, one of the burglars. The script humorously suggests that an R-rated Home Alone would have allowed Pesci's character to use stronger language and engage in more intense actions, enhancing the adult appeal of the film.

💡Gore

Gore refers to the explicit depiction of violence or injury, often involving blood and graphic detail. The script describes various scenes in the imagined R-rated Home Alone that include gory elements, such as characters being injured or killed in gruesome ways, which is a stark contrast to the non-violent tone of the original film.

💡Marv

Marv is a character in the Home Alone series, played by Daniel Stern, who is Harry's partner in crime. In the script, Marv is depicted in the R-rated version as experiencing a violent encounter with an iron that 'plants inside his head,' illustrating the heightened level of violence in the hypothetical scenario.

💡Self-Defense

Self-defense is the act of protecting oneself from harm, often through the use of force. In the context of the script, it is mentioned that Kevin, the protagonist, would not be charged in court for his actions because they would be considered self-defense, despite the exaggerated violence in the R-rated version.

💡Multiverse

The concept of a multiverse refers to the hypothetical existence of multiple universes, each with different realities. The script humorously suggests that Harry and Marv could be clones or characters from a multiverse, implying the existence of an alternate reality where an R-rated Home Alone could take place.

💡Shotgun

A shotgun is a firearm that is characterized by its ability to fire multiple pellets or a single slug at once. In the script, a shotgun is used as a weapon in the R-rated Home Alone, with characters being shot at close range, resulting in graphic and violent outcomes.

💡Kill Count

A kill count refers to the tally of characters or enemies defeated or killed in a narrative, often used in action or horror genres. The script concludes with a mention of a 'total kill count of six people,' summarizing the number of violent incidents in the imagined R-rated version of Home Alone.

💡Buzz

Buzz is a character from the Home Alone series, who is Kevin's older brother. The script mentions a scene where Buzz is involved in a violent incident, suggesting a departure from the original film's portrayal of sibling rivalry to a more extreme scenario in the R-rated version.

💡Brian Slasher

Brian Slasher is presumably the name of the video's host or creator, who discusses the hypothetical R-rated Home Alone. The name itself suggests a connection to horror or slasher films, which often feature high levels of violence and gore, aligning with the video's theme of an adult-oriented Home Alone.

Highlights

Introduction to an R-rated version of 'Home Alone' discussed by Brian Slasher.

The concept of an R-rated 'Home Alone' with 90s Joe Pesci and cursing.

Injury to Marv's foot with a nail, contrasting with Emily Blunt's similar injury in 'A Quiet Place Part Two'.

Kevin's character in the R-rated version is more violent compared to the PG version.

Scene where Harry's glasses are used as a giveaway, hinting at his impending doom.

Discussion on the unrealistic nature of injuries in the film, such as the iron to the head.

The humorous moment where Harry and Marv appear to be clones or from a multiverse.

Kevin's use of a shotgun instead of a BB gun, showing a more lethal defense.

Marv's face being shot with a shotgun, a gory and impactful scene.

Harry's injury is less messy, suggesting a different type of ammunition was used.

Kevin's self-defense argument and the improbability of him being charged in court.

Total kill count of six people in the R-rated 'Home Alone' version.

The video ends with a tease for a potential 'Home Alone 2' R-rated version.

Call to action for viewers to check out the original video and follow the channel.

Promise to cover a sequel if an R-rated 'Home Alone 2' is made.

Transcripts

[Music]

hey i'm brian slasher and suits what's

going on dudes and today we're covering

home alone but not the regular home

alone an r-rated version of home alone

yeah so it's like the regular version of

home alone the gaza corridor made a r

rated version home alone should have

always been the r rated version because

you had 90s joe pesci in it yeah imagine

if he didn't have to go wretched

frederick rudger and he could actually

curse and everything like you

[ __ ] you

i don't would just update a whole lot

better but i get it's a family film

don't curse as much and this is where it

goes all wrong for marv and goes for the

gore

we should go

to

airbnb

[Applause]

oh my god

harry split his foot in half

i guess that's what happened because

when he fell back he dragged it across

the nail instead of just like stepping

off of it emily blunt did the same thing

in uh what quiet place part two but

right she was able to walk and

everything afterwards so you just

created an injury that would have been

like you know maybe you could limp and

everything the rest of the movie to like

man i think i'm gonna lose that foot

emily

his glasses are like a nice giveaway

like ah maybe you couldn't even die from

that but i guess kevin was supposed to

stab buzz but anyways i guess they meant

for him to die right there boosh

yeah the blood splat that's either kerry

getting smooshed and like his head

exploded or buzz got stabbed and he like

threw up the blood on the wall

yeah in the regular movie the pg version

of the movie right kevin's not really

trying to kill these guys or anything

like that maybe maymo just a bit but

nessie's all in on the murder

place looks just like the pictures

that one was hilarious like in the he

got so much his eyeballs bursted out of

his head plus he melted like a candle

immediately

like it's always sort of bugged me i was

like dude if you stick your head in you

feel fire back out so quickly it doesn't

really get you

[Music]

ah damn marv that iron just planted

inside his head

and it probably would have killed him

either way like boom

it's so much better in slow motion too

planted inside his head like a sort of

like a soft skull like that's a zombie

kill or something like that even if it

didn't plant inside your head that still

could be a deathly injury

and it's sad it didn't kill him like

immediately he was like

and then the blood started pulling up

behind his head great stuff fellas

at this point the threat is over right

harry and marv are dead but no man we

need a couple more kills to finish us

out so a van

and i guess a pair of twins harry and

marv or clones or like spiderman no way

home dr strange multiverse harry marv

they come to get it too

and you see right there those are

shotgun shells kevin is not [ __ ]

around here man and that's no bb gun

oh and i always love him sticking his

head out and then he's like looking down

the barrel the gun like oh man that is

it

kevin has dead to rights on him right

now

sure

[Music]

shotgun to the face oh man it took off

like the first layer of skin he saw his

teeth and everything but i think man if

you were to shoot him that close the

head would just be gone

but marv got like the shotgun to the

face boo oh man it was bloody and

awesome but right harry got one it

seemed like a slug because it wasn't as

messy didn't like demolish him the video

has kevin running away from the police

and everything but i don't know man

kevin doesn't really have to run because

i

i don't think any court in america will

charge that kid that is self-defense so

i got a total kill count of six people

that should have happened in the home

alone rated r version all right thanks

for watching check out the original

video the guys did on court or youtube

channel the link will be in the

description follow me and all the things

and hey man if they do for a part two

i'll cover that too so all right later

dudes