[YTP] The Republican Debubblican Twoblican

cs188
17 Nov 202306:35

Summary

TLDRThe transcript is a satirical take on a political debate, filled with absurd humor and nonsensical exchanges. Characters engage in a chaotic and farcical discussion, with bizarre statements and random interruptions. The mock debate is replete with exaggerated political commentary, juvenile humor, and surreal scenarios, poking fun at the political process and its participants.

Takeaways

  • 😈 The script is a satirical take on a political debate, filled with absurd and nonsensical statements.
  • 🎵 The transcript includes random musical interludes and references, adding to the chaotic atmosphere.
  • 😆 The host, Lester Holster, introduces himself with a pun on 'Republican' and uses a mock serious tone throughout.
  • 🌍 The debate mentions the end of the world in a humorous and nonchalant manner, suggesting a countdown to a fictional apocalypse.
  • 😲 The candidates make outrageous promises and statements, such as taking a Ferrari 'all up the butt' and making babies to then murder them.
  • 💩 There are numerous crude jokes and references to bodily functions, emphasizing the script's irreverent humor.
  • 👶 The transcript contains dark humor about population growth and the treatment of babies, which is presented in a shocking manner.
  • 🦵 The mention of 'hairy legs' and other personal attributes adds to the surreal and irrelevant nature of the debate.
  • 😏 The script includes inappropriate comments about family members, highlighting the lack of decorum in this mock debate.
  • 💀 There are repeated themes of death and destruction, used in a comedic context to mock political rhetoric.
  • 🍆 The script ends with a crude joke about an erection, maintaining the consistent tone of absurdity and shock value.

Q & A

  • What is the tone of the script presented?

    -The tone of the script is satirical and humorous, using exaggerated and nonsensical dialogue to mock political debates.

  • Who is the host of the debate in the script?

    -The host of the debate is Lester Holster, who is also a character from the fictional 'Enby Nightly News'.

  • What is the significance of the number 69 mentioned in the script?

    -The number 69 is used in a humorous context, implying an imminent end of the world and is likely included for comedic effect.

  • What is the role of 'Pull-Ups' in the debate?

    -The mention of 'Pull-Ups' is nonsensical and included for comedic purposes, as it does not logically fit into the context of a political debate.

  • What does the acronym 'FAAf' represent in the script?

    -The acronym 'FAAf' does not represent a specific term in the script and is used to add to the absurdity of the debate.

  • What is the first question asked in the debate?

    -The first question asked in the debate is ironically, 'What is the first question?', highlighting the absurdity of the proceedings.

  • What is the significance of the character 'Governor DiSaster'?

    -The character 'Governor DiSaster' is a fictional and satirical representation of a political figure, used to poke fun at political personas.

  • What is the reference to 'Ron enjoys a lollipop' in the script?

    -The reference to 'Ron enjoys a lollipop' is a comedic interruption in the debate, adding to the chaotic and nonsensical nature of the event.

  • What is the purpose of the various sound effects in the script?

    -The sound effects, such as random horn music and crickets, are used to create a sense of chaos and absurdity, enhancing the satirical nature of the script.

  • What is the recurring theme of absurdity in the script?

    -The recurring theme of absurdity is central to the script, with nonsensical dialogue and scenarios used to mock the often irrational nature of political debates.

  • What is the final message conveyed by the script?

    -The final message of the script is that political debates can often be nonsensical and absurd, and it uses exaggerated humor to critique this aspect of politics.

Outlines

00:00

😈 Chaotic Political Satire Debate

The first paragraph of the script is a satirical take on a political debate, filled with absurd humor and nonsensical statements. The host, Lester Holster, introduces the event with a mix of sarcasm and mock seriousness. Candidates are given one second to answer questions, leading to comedic and irrelevant responses. The debate devolves into a series of bizarre and politically incorrect remarks, including references to world leaders, inappropriate jokes, and a general sense of disorder. The tone is chaotic, with random sound effects and interruptions that further emphasize the absurdity of the situation.

05:01

🤦 Outrageous Presidential Claims and Insults

The second paragraph continues the satirical theme, with the characters making outlandish claims about their presidential aspirations and qualifications. The script includes a variety of inappropriate and politically charged comments, as well as personal attacks on other candidates. There's a focus on absurd policy suggestions, such as increasing the supply of everything and giving Americans the death penalty for living. The dialogue is interspersed with sound effects and musical references, adding to the chaotic and comedic atmosphere. The paragraph ends with a character expressing their intention to be a controversial and unconventional president, promising to strip on TikTok and assert dominance on a global scale.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Republican Debubblican

This term seems to be a satirical or fictional portrayal of a political party, combining the words 'Republican' and 'Debub', possibly to suggest a chaotic or absurd political environment. It is used to set the tone for the video, which appears to be a parody of political debates. The script mentions 'Welcome to the Republican Debubblican!' indicating a mock political setting.

💡HueHue Show

The 'HueHue Show' is likely a humorous or nonsensical title for a segment within the video, suggesting a chaotic and irreverent approach to the content. The name itself is onomatopoeic, imitating laughter or mockery, which aligns with the video's comedic and satirical nature.

💡69 days from the end of the world

This phrase is used in the script to create a sense of absurd urgency or impending doom, which is a common trope in comedic exaggeration. It sets a tone of hyperbole and is part of the video's theme of political absurdity.

💡Pull-Ups

In the context of the script, 'Pull-Ups' could be a playful or mocking reference to the participants' ability to handle the debate, suggesting that they might need 'Pull-Ups' as if they were children. It is part of the video's overall theme of political immaturity.

💡Debate

The term 'debate' is central to the video's theme, as it is a recurring element throughout the script. However, the debate here is portrayed in a farcical manner, with absurd rules and nonsensical statements, highlighting the video's satirical take on political discourse.

💡Biden

The script mentions 'Biden' in a satirical context, using his name to poke fun at political figures and their actions. The references to 'Biden' are part of the broader theme of political ridicule, with phrases like 'Biden falling all over himself' to emphasize the comedic portrayal of political incompetence.

💡Ron

The character 'Ron' in the script is used to create a caricature of a political figure, with actions such as eating a lollipop loudly to portray a lack of seriousness. This character contributes to the video's theme of political figures being depicted as immature or out of touch.

💡Governor DiSaster

This term appears to be a mocking nickname for a political figure, combining the title 'Governor' with the word 'disaster' to suggest incompetence or failure. It is part of the video's strategy of using exaggerated names to ridicule political figures.

💡Ambassador Ass Hair

The name 'Ambassador Ass Hair' is another example of the video's use of absurd and humorous names to mock political figures. It is indicative of the video's overall tone of political satire and the portrayal of figures in a ridiculous light.

💡LOSER

The term 'LOSER' is used repeatedly in the script to mock political figures and their supporters, emphasizing the video's theme of political failure and ridicule. It is part of the broader narrative of political incompetence and the satirical portrayal of political discourse.

💡TikTok

The mention of 'TikTok' in the script is likely a reference to the platform's popularity and the tendency of politicians to use social media for attention. It is used here to highlight the absurdity of political figures trying to appeal to the public through social media, aligning with the video's theme of political caricature.

Highlights

Welcome to the Republican Debubblican debate hosted by Lester Holster of Enby Nightly News.

The debate is just 69 days from the end of the world, adding a humorous twist to the event.

Candidates are given only 1 second for answers, adding to the chaotic nature of the debate.

The debate includes bizarre elements like hand jobs for 'baters and random horn music.

Candidates are cautioned not to speak as it makes it difficult for the audience to hear them.

The first question of the debate humorously asks, 'What is the first question?'

Governor DiSaster is called upon first to speak to Republican voters.

A candidate expresses a desire to return to Florida, showing a humorous lack of interest in the debate.

A candidate humorously states they will take the future of the country and throw it in the trash.

The debate takes a bizarre turn with references to drugs, planes, trains, and even Great Danes.

A candidate humorously declares they banned losing and will take drugs as President.

Governor DeSantis is asked why he should not be President, adding to the absurdity.

Ambassador Ass Hair is questioned about making babies and murdering them in a darkly humorous way.

A candidate talks about ending China and taking a metaphorical 'poop' on them.

Governor Christie of New Jersey humorously states they stand for DEATH.

A candidate humorously discusses making artificial babies and ending China.

President Biden is asked why he should not be President, and he responds with a focus on Republicans losing.

A candidate makes an inappropriate comment about another candidate's daughter.

The debate ends with a chaotic mix of bizarre statements and sound effects.

Transcripts

play00:00

Just believe me, it's a SERIOUS debate! 😉

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Welcome to the Republican Debubblican!

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I'm Lester Holster

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of Enby Nightly News

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"GOOD"

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(sound of crickets)

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Good evening, I'm depressed.

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We are now just six-

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HELLO I'M HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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Host of the HueHue Show!

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...

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"WEIRD"

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owawo owawo

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We are now just 69 days from the end of the world. 😉

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(random horn music)

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Pull-Ups will be at the digression of all of us at the table.

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(random horn music, getting horn-ier)

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With that said...

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Let's bring down the country! 😈

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Candidates will have 1 second for answers

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and the opportunity for a

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hand job from fellow 'baters...

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FAAF

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please please please please

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We wanna caution all the candidates not to speak.

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If you talk, we can't hear you. 👉😀👈

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(random flippy nonsense)

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(Woah what's Bill Gates doing here?)

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Alright our first question- the opening question is

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"What is the first question?" 🤔

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Governor DiSaster, let me begin with you on this one.

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Speak to Republican voters who are supportin-

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Mommy I just wanna get back to Florida. 😭

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Mommy I don't wanna hear any more Republicans.

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'Cause ultimately, they don't care!

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Let's not go down this road...

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(Ron enjoys a lollipop far too loudly) 🍭

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Mommy left me stranded! 😭

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Mommy, mommy, MOMMY!!

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As a mom, I know what that means.

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I'm gonna take the future of this country...

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I'm gonna rip it up

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I'm gonna throw it in the trash can where it belongs

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THAT'S HOW WE HAVE TO DO IT! 😎

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(loud audience applause)

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We have to finish...

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the JOJ

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We have to do it-

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ALL OVER AGAI-

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Let's not do this... Let's have a S E R I O U S debate

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I wasn't doing... SHIP

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hee hee 😆

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I'm gonna take THIS FERRARI 🏎️

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and I am gonna be taking it

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all up the butt! 🍑

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😲😬

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Alright thank you Governor...

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NOWERWOWERWOWERWOWER

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Ambassador Ass Hair,

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would you consider huehuehuehueHUEHUEHUEHUE

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for example?

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Let me remind you something:

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I. Don't. Know.

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(sound of crickets)

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But what we DON'T need is

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Biden falling all over himself to get back in the airplane!

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We can't live

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in America!

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It's unthinkable.

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Biden's coffee is

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undrinkable

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Biden's watch is

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unwatchable

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Biden's crotch is

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unwashable

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and stinky! 💩

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(inhaling fresh air)

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We don't need Friends.

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Let's get crying! 😢

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😭

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If Ron wins,

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Russia wins!

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We have to-

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That is TOTALLY ridiculous

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and I'm sending you home. 😠

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No questions asked!

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Well I don't care!

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I'm gonna unleash all of America's

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EVERYTHING

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I sent planes over... ✈️✈️✈️

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I sent trains over... 🚄🚄🚄

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I sent Hanes over... 🩲🩲🩲

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I sent chains over... 🔗⛓️🔗

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I sent drains over... 💦💦💦

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I sent cranes over... 🦢🦢🦢

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I sent stains over... 👕👕👕

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I sent Great Danes over... 🐕🐕🐕

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I sent Kane over... 👨‍🦲

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I gave 'em marijuana...

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I gave 'em meth...

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I actually did some in private!

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THaT'S HOw WE HaVE tO Do It!

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I banned LOSING! 🚫

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a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a

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I'm gonna take drugs... 💊

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And as President, I will deliver for you!

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Your time is up, let me turn to

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Governor DeSantis...

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(who the hell is that?) 🤔

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I think the future of freedom is gonna be

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President Jesus

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AAA-AAA-AAA

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(AAA-AAA-AAA) Mr. RaaR SwawS?

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Uh, why should YOU not be the president?

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UHHYUHHUUHHH

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I am upset about this tree! 😠🌲

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(takes a deep breath to calm down)

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I mean, since Ronald McDonald took over...

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We have lost ten times the voters

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to cancer! 😶

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And frankly, look...

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The Republican Debbublican is a cancer in a can.

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We've become a party of

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L o S e R s

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"LOSER!! YOU'RE A LOSER!!"

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🎵 The Beatles - I'm A Loser 🎵 "I'm a loooooOoOoOoooOoser..."

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But here's the dirty little secret:

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🎵 The All-American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret 🎵

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We don't quash this

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with tissues.

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...Right?

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RIGHT!

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But I have no idea...

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what the heck we quash this with. 🤔

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So what we need to do is have a planet plan

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that reverses the trajectory of the planet.

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Let me turn to uh, Governor Christie.

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Why you?

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Well... Lester look...

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In New Jersey...

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we stand for DEATH 💀👍

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Governor Christie, thank you...

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and Ambassador Ass Hair

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What would you do?

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The first thing I said was I said

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Let's make sure we

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make sure we

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make sure we make sure we

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make as many babies as we can! 👶👶👶

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Then we will focus on

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murdering as many babies as we can! 🫣

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FINISH THEM...

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(I forgot to insert Mortal Kombat sound effect here) FINISH THEM!!!!!!

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(That's how we have to do it! 😎)

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Then we will go and make artificial babies!

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Then we will go and end China.

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And let's take a 💩 on them!

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WIPE OUT CHINA

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(brief but thunderous applause)

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Strong and proud

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and prong and stroud

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You know, everybody wants to

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talk about diapers.

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I was poopin'

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EVERY DAY

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when I was at the United Nations.

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Alright, thank you...

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Mr. RaaR SwawS

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(applause)

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Mr. RaaR SwawS,

play04:00

any tissues?

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NO F**KIN' TISSUES! 😠

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I would tell people to SMOKE those tissues!

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Ah thank you-

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Governor Christie I wanna get you to weigh in here...

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"weigh in here" 😉

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Uh, Governor Chris Chrispie, the Rice Krispy

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Look... Lester...

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Lester look... 👀

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YOU SUCK

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Why you...

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WHY YOU 😡

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Look... Lester...

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"We really don't know what we're doing here, man"

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Look... 👀

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(sound of crinkling of paper) Lester look...

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Governor Christie, thank you very much. ❤️🥹

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(loud audience applause)

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(the sound of economic inflation)

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I have extraordinarily...

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gargantuan weight!

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I'm so big and serious...

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and I'm not gonna be small.

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Lester, I'm the only one on this stage who's

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AS BIG AS the world! 🌍

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(bars and tone)

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America is here... ⬆️

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and I'm gonna be the President

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who will strip on TikTok

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and pull out mah balls for the world!

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Governor, thank you...

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Let me turn to Senator ScocS

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Well certainly now, what I would say without any question is that the tru-

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Senator ScocS thank you

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We're gonna turn now to Donald Trump!

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NOOO GET THOSE LIGHTS OFF! 💡

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He left the lights out! 🔦

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OOOFFFFF-O-O-O-O-O-F-F

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NO NO NO NO

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As President, I can wipe you and your family off the globe.

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Ambassador Ass Hair,

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is that your feet pictures?? 🦶

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no no NO NO NO

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DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL

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Mommy, I just wanna

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🎵 TAKE A SHIT 🎵

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Let's not do this-

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(bars and tone)

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We're gonna continue right now with a question for

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President Biden!

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Uh, why should YOU

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not be the President?

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I got hairy legs! 🦵

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That uh... that- that that-

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Uhh... uh- uh-

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I can tell ya

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We want Republicans LOSING!

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In Florida, I showed how it's done!

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tHaT's HoW wE hAvE tO Do IT! 😎

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We developed religion

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in New Jersey-

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I have no idea what the heck they're even talkin' about!

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But I wanna avoid making steaks.

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People don't talk about this, but

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her own daughter is actually

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REALLY HOT 😏

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I speak the truth. I mean look! 👀

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Leave my daughter out of your

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FUHKIN... MOUTH!!!

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(laser fires with twice the intensity)

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Billy Mays: "KABOOM!" 💥

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🎵 Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - Spanish Flea 🎵

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Increase the supply of everything.

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Increase the supply of voters.

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Increase the supply of supplies.

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Stop using our taxpayer money to

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pay people money.

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So there's a difference between words

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and ducks 🦆

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There's a difference between words and

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turds 💩

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The last thing we need to do

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is the only thing we should be doing.

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It is NOT...

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That we need to tell Americans what to do...

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The only thing to do...

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is give Americans the death penalty for living. 💀

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Captioned manually by cs188 😁👍

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Here's the dirty little secret:

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This is actually about my erection. 🍆

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I would C U M on voters in the eye, and tell 'em-

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We shouldn't be getting dirty!

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This has been atrocious... 🤦

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So I scrambled eggs

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on TikTok

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...kok

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I'm gonna be Thing.

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...

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"WEIRD"

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