[YTP] Too Much Fiddling With The Coffee

cs188
31 Aug 202104:59

Summary

TLDRThe video script is a humorous and absurd parody of a coffee advertisement, featuring a chaotic blend of nonsensical phrases, exaggerated sound effects, and bizarre scenarios. It satirizes the marketing of gourmet coffee by presenting a product that is ironically described as having a 'different kind of flavor' preserved by unconventional methods. The script is filled with puns, innuendos, and a series of comedic mishaps, culminating in the revelation that the coffee is undrinkable, despite the various attempts to make it appealing.

Takeaways

  • 😅 The script is a humorous parody of a coffee advertisement, emphasizing the poor quality of the coffee.
  • 🎶 The script uses a catchy tune to mock the usual marketing strategies of coffee brands.
  • 😲 The coffee is described as having a 'new kind of flavor', which is sarcastically portrayed as terrible.
  • 🤔 The advertisement claims the flavor is preserved by unusual methods, such as vacuuming after opening the jar.
  • 😳 The script includes inappropriate and crude humor, such as references to bodily functions and sexual innuendos.
  • 🤑 The advertisement suggests using the coffee as a last resort, implying it's only good when nothing else is available.
  • 😱 The script includes a chaotic and nonsensical list of 'secret methods', possibly referencing illegal activities.
  • 😖 The dissatisfaction with the coffee is emphasized by characters expressing strong negative reactions.
  • 😴 The script suggests 'Instant Relax' as an alternative to the bad coffee, with a playful nod to its quality.
  • 😓 The coffee is compared to other undesirable things, like a broom or the smell of one's own body.

Q & A

  • What is the main theme of the video script?

    -The main theme of the video script is a satirical take on the marketing and taste of a new kind of coffee, which is portrayed as being of poor quality.

  • What is the unique selling point of the new coffee mentioned in the script?

    -The unique selling point of the new coffee is that it has a 'different kind of flavor' supposedly preserved by vacuuming the flavor after the jar has been opened.

  • What is the humorous method mentioned for preserving the coffee's flavor?

    -The script humorously mentions that the flavor is preserved by 'coughing into the coffee,' which is a playful and absurd way to suggest the poor quality of the coffee.

  • What is the 'secret process' referred to in the script?

    -The 'secret process' is a joke within the script, suggesting that the coffee is made using three special methods of making methamphetamine, which is clearly not true and is meant to be humorous.

  • What is the recurring issue with the coffee that characters in the script mention?

    -The recurring issue is that the coffee is 'undrinkable,' with characters describing it as having a bad taste and smell.

  • What is the name of the product that is humorously suggested as a better alternative to the coffee in the script?

    -The product humorously suggested as a better alternative is 'Instant Relax,' which is said to taste as good as Folgers.

  • What is the significance of the 'girls down at the office' in the script?

    -The 'girls down at the office' are mentioned as making better coffee in their underwear, which is a humorous way to emphasize the poor quality of the coffee being advertised.

  • What is the customer's reaction to the coffee when they try it?

    -The customer's reaction is extremely negative, with them stating the coffee is 'undrinkable' and comparing its taste to undesirable things.

  • What is the final verdict on the coffee given by the characters in the script?

    -The final verdict is that the coffee is not only 'undrinkable' but also 'murder,' indicating that it is so bad it could be considered a crime against taste.

  • What is the relationship between the characters 'Harold' and 'Mr. Jones' in the script?

    -The relationship between Harold and Mr. Jones is not explicitly stated, but it is implied that Harold is providing feedback on Mr. Jones' coffee, suggesting a possible friendship or acquaintanceship.

Outlines

00:00

😅 Satirical Coffee Ad Parody

The script is a humorous parody of a coffee advertisement, featuring exaggerated claims and absurd scenarios. It starts with a catchy tune urging listeners to 'Just believe me, don't watch!' and introduces a 'new kind of coffee' with a 'new kind of flavor.' The ad humorously suggests that the flavor is preserved by vacuuming after opening the jar, which is a play on the actual process of preserving coffee freshness. The script then takes a comedic turn, implying that the coffee is so bad it's undrinkable, with jokes about the taste being comparable to unpleasant things. It includes a character with Tourette's Syndrome for added comedic effect, and ends with a series of nonsensical and absurd statements, such as including methamphetamine-making methods and a suggestion to try OnlyFans. The ad concludes with a recommendation to try 'Instant Relax,' a play on the brand name 'Folgers,' and a series of chaotic and absurd sound effects and statements, culminating in the declaration that the coffee is 'coffee' and 'murder,' with a final note that the coffee is 'UNDRINKABLE!'

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Coffee

Coffee is a brewed drink prepared from roasted coffee beans, the seeds of berries from certain Coffea species. In the video, coffee is the central theme, with various descriptions and humorous takes on its taste and quality. The script uses phrases like 'new kind of coffee' and 'different kind of flavor,' suggesting a parody of marketing jargon often used to describe new products.

💡Flavor

Flavor refers to the sensory experience of a food or drink, which includes taste and aroma. The script plays with the concept of flavor, suggesting that the coffee has a 'different kind of flavor' and a 'clean mellow yellow taste,' which are likely ironic or humorous descriptions given the overall negative portrayal of the coffee's quality.

💡Process

Process in this context refers to the method or series of actions taken to produce a particular result, in this case, the coffee. The script mentions a 'new kind of process' for roasting the coffee, which is used to justify the claim of a 'new kind of flavor,' although the actual quality of the coffee is implied to be poor.

💡Vacuuming

Vacuuming, in the context of the script, humorously refers to the idea of preserving the coffee's flavor by vacuum-sealing the jar after it has been opened. This is a parody of real-world practices where vacuum sealing is used to preserve freshness, but here it's used to mock the coffee's supposed poor taste.

💡OnlyFans

OnlyFans is a content subscription service where creators can earn money from users who subscribe to their content. The mention of OnlyFans in the script is a non-sequitur, likely included for comedic effect and to surprise the viewer with an unexpected reference to a platform unrelated to coffee.

💡Instant Relax

Instant Relax seems to be a fictional product mentioned in the script, possibly a parody of instant coffee or a relaxation aid. The script claims it 'tastes good as Folgers,' which could be a humorous comparison to a well-known coffee brand, suggesting that the coffee is so bad it makes one wish for even the most basic of instant coffees.

💡Folgers

Folgers is a brand of coffee that is mentioned in the script as a comparison to the terrible coffee being described. The phrase 'Tastes good as fresh jizz!' is a crude and humorous way to say that the coffee is so bad that even Folgers, which is a common and basic brand, would be preferable.

💡Underdrinkable

Underdrinkable is a play on the word 'undrinkable,' suggesting that the coffee is so bad it's not even worth drinking. The script uses this term to emphasize the poor quality of the coffee, with characters reacting strongly against its taste.

💡Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger

This phrase is a reference to the song 'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' by Daft Punk. In the script, it's used ironically to describe the coffee, suggesting that despite the claims of being 'harder, better, faster, stronger,' the coffee is actually the opposite—weak and unpalatable.

💡Taste

Taste, in the context of the video, is a recurring theme as characters react to the coffee's flavor. The script uses phrases like 'Taste Maxwell's strong COCK every time!' which is a crude and humorous way to describe the coffee's taste, likely to shock and amuse the viewer.

Highlights

Introducing a new kind of coffee with a unique roasting process.

The new coffee promises a distinct flavor preserved by vacuuming.

A humorous claim that the flavor is so unique it 'sucks balls'.

The coffee's flavor is compared to a 'clean mellow yellow taste'.

A violent Tourettes Guy coughing into the coffee as a preservation method.

The coffee is described as having no flavor, despite being coffee itself.

A secret method for making coffee is humorously compared to making methamphetamine.

The coffee is said to be better than what the girls at the office make in their underwear.

A recommendation to try OnlyFans in the context of coffee advertisement.

A new nun's coffee is promoted with a play on words.

The coffee is so bad it's advised to use it all or waste it if not satisfied.

A non-refundable policy is humorously applied to the coffee purchase.

A birthday wish for a decent cup of coffee leads to a revelation of the coffee's quality.

The coffee is deemed undrinkable by a character's spouse.

A comparison is made between the coffee and the quality made by office girls.

The suggestion to try Instant Relax as an alternative to the bad coffee.

A comparison of the coffee to Folgers, claiming it tastes as good.

The coffee is described as smelling like an unpleasant body part.

The coffee is claimed to be 'Harder... Better... Faster... Stronger!'.

A dramatic explosion sound effect is used to emphasize the coffee's poor quality.

A recommendation to try Instant Folgers as a better alternative.

The coffee is humorously described as a 'NUKE' roasted by unconventional methods.

The final verdict is that the coffee is 'UNDRINKABLE' and compared to 'MURDER'.

Transcripts

play00:00

🎵 Just believe me, don't watch! 🎵

play00:02

Yes Mr. Jones, it's a new kind of coffee

play00:06

Roasted by a new KIND OF process

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Hence, this new KIND OF coffee

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has a different KIND OF flavour

play00:12

a KIND OF flavour preserved by

play00:14

vacuuming the flavor (US) after the jar has been opened

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In every jar, you'll find coffee.

play00:19

JUST FUCKING TASTE IT

play00:21

YOU CAN'T TASTE IT

play00:23

A flavor that sucks balls

play00:25

Yes you can't miss that DICK aroma,

play00:27

that clean mellow yellow taste!

play00:30

A flavour preserved by

play00:31

coughing into the coffee

play00:33

🔊 [Tourettes Guy coughing rather violently]

play00:36

In every jar, you'll kind of taste no flavour.

play00:40

[stutter loop]

play00:41

In every jar, you'll find three special methods

play00:43

of making methamphetamine

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YES!

play00:46

A new secret process...

play00:48

Yes yeS YES YES YES!

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The waytotyaw waytotyaw

play00:50

The way to a man's heart is

play00:51

most of all through the hard cock!

play00:54

Yes Mr. Jones, you're kind of gross...

play00:56

Try OnlyFans!

play00:59

TryYyYyY

play01:00

new NUN'S COFFEE now!

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Use half the jar!

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If not 100% satisfied,

play01:06

use 100% of the damn jar!

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Just waste it!

play01:11

If not 100% UN-satisfied,

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use the JOJ!

play01:15

(don't use that)

play01:15

Just GET OUT

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Your money is non-refundable

play01:21

Harvey?

play01:22

Want anything special for your birthday?

play01:24

Just the D

play01:27

WoW!

play01:27

Just a decent cup of coffee...

play01:30

You're kidding!

play01:31

I'm seriERS! Honey your coffee's...

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UNDRINKABLE! >:(

play01:34

That's pretty harsh...

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Well, SOS!

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🔊 [mug slamming against plate repeatedly]

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You know the girls down at the office

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make better coffee in their underwear

play01:42

...well... cya later...

play01:45

...rlelee later...

play01:48

...NOTHING REALLY HAPPENED

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You know if I could just RELAX, I could RELAX!

play01:52

So RELAX!

play01:53

Why don't you try Instant Relax?

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Tastes good as Folgers!

play01:57

Yes, it's a new kind of pot! ;)

play02:01

HeEeEeEeYyY... GrReEaAT cOFfFeEeEe!

play02:05

Better than those girls make at the office?

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[blowing out a candle, glitched]

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Honey their coffee's...

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UNDRINKABLE! >:(

play02:12

(that's pretty harsh...)

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🔊 [pitch-shifted percolation noises]

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THIS is STUPID

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This cup of coffee smells like my ass

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and tastes and taSTES AND TASTES

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as good as a broom!

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The coffee that's Harder... Better... Faster... Stronger!

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Smell the honest coffee smell!

play02:32

Ahhh... ahhhh... ahhhh

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Ahhhhh... SMELL IT!

play02:40

(Smell it!)

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good coffee ... eeffoc doog

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goodcoffeeeeffocdoog lel goodcoffeeeeffocdoog

play02:44

If you like to drop acid-

play02:45

AaAaHHhHHhhHhhhh

play02:47

you lul

play02:47

You like to look at tight buttsex

play02:50

because it's XXXwell House!

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Taste Maxwell's strong COCK every time!

play02:56

Harold? Is the coffee alright?

play02:58

Tourettes Guy: "NO!!"

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You've got to tell me what's WRONG with the coffee!

play03:02

Tourettes Guy: "NO!!!!!!"

play03:02

Harold, don't just shake your head...

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It TASTES like SHIT...

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...naaaaAaAAaAaAaAaaAAaAaA!

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🔊 [loud, predictable explosion]

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Listen, help me out will ya... Harold hates my shitty coffee.

play03:15

What kind do you use?

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(male voice:) TRY NEW INSTANT FOLGERS

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Tastes good as fresh jizz!

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THAT explains why the coffee's so GOOD!

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OH!

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OwO

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This coffee is...

play03:27

A NEW KIND OF COFFEE

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🔊 [MY EYEEEEES]

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Honey! You'll kill the petunias!

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(pitch-shifted in song-like fashion) then THEN then THEN then THEN then THEN

play03:35

Then you admit it!

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Your coffee really IS coffee!

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...rer...

play03:41

Papa Eddie, my coffee...

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It's coffee!

play03:44

Try OLD coffee!

play03:45

Mountain grown for fountain flavor!

play03:52

Y'know... this is CRAP

play03:54

(thanks Gordon Ramsay)

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🎵 [sad music which is of course Chamber of Echoes - The Way Out (The Rebirth)] 🎵

play03:57

My coffee...

play03:59

it's UNDRINKABLE! >:(

play04:00

Try "Folgers"

play04:02

"mountain grown for richer flavor"

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🔊 [LOUD CRASH]

play04:10

My CO-O-O-O-O-O-FFEE

play04:12

IT'S MURDER!

play04:13

Your coffee really IS murder! (echo continues)

play04:16

🔊 [sound of prison door closing]

play04:24

🎵 [percolating coffee poorly pitch-shifted to the HoH SiS theme song]

play04:33

YES MR. JONES IT'S A NUKE

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Roasted by cooking the coffee pot!

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Roasted by cooking Mr. Jones.

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PlususSuSuSPluSuSuSus

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Roasted by SHARTing into the Charmin

play04:46

Yes Mr. Jones, just get wasted!

play04:48

Yes Mr. Jones, get roasted by cs188 ;)

play04:52

Want anything special for your birthday?

play04:54

Just the GIRLS DOWN AT THE OFFICE

play04:55

i'M SeRiOuS hOnEy, YoUr CoFfEe'S... uNdRiNKabLe! >:(

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