Man Dumps RUDE Woman During Date And She Instantly Regrets It...
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous video, host Jack explores various awkward and cringe-worthy dating scenarios where rude women face unexpected rejections. From blindfolded dates to catfishing encounters, the script highlights a series of comedic and cautionary tales, serving as both entertainment and a reflection on modern dating dynamics. The video is a lighthearted take on the dating world, aiming to amuse while offering a fresh perspective on what not to do on a date.
Takeaways
- 🎬 The video is a compilation of humorous and awkward dating scenarios, highlighting the importance of communication and respect in dating.
- 😹 It features a host, Jack, who introduces and comments on various dating stories, adding a comedic twist to each situation.
- 👀 The script includes a variety of characters who experience different types of dating mishaps, from being stood up to unexpected surprises like catfishing.
- 🤔 It raises questions about honesty in dating profiles, as some characters are surprised by the discrepancy between photos and real-life appearances.
- 💸 Money and materialism are recurring themes, with some stories focusing on the expectations and disappointments related to gifts and paying for dates.
- 👫 The script explores the dynamics of first dates, including the pressure to impress and the awkwardness that can arise from miscommunications or misunderstandings.
- 🍽️ Dining experiences are a common setting for the dates, often serving as a backdrop for conflicts over food, drink, and bill-sharing.
- 🚶♂️ The concept of 'ghosting' is addressed, where one person disappears without explanation after a date, leaving the other person confused and disappointed.
- 🤷♀️ Some characters exhibit a lack of empathy or consideration for their date's feelings, leading to breakups or failed connections.
- 🏃♂️ The video script also includes stories of people leaving dates early or avoiding paying for shared expenses, showcasing a range of dating etiquette issues.
- 👥 The audience's reactions to the stories are used to emphasize the shared experiences and the community aspect of discussing dating misadventures.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the video 'Alpa, Central' presented by the host Jack?
-The main theme of the video is to showcase humorous and comedic moments of women being dumped or having awkward dating experiences.
What is the purpose of the disclaimer at the beginning of the video?
-The disclaimer clarifies that the video is made for comedic and artistic purposes, and no offense is intended towards any individual featured in the video.
What was the unusual setup that the host referred to in the script?
-The unusual setup was a blindfold date where the person expected to be a woman turned out to be a man, which was a surprising and humorous twist.
Why did the woman decide to go to the restaurant with her ex's best friend?
-She decided to go there to show up her ex, who was also going on a date at the same restaurant, by dressing up and potentially causing a scene.
What was the woman's reaction when she found out her date was actually a man?
-She was shocked and felt deceived, as she had been expecting to meet a woman named Susan, not a man named Sean.
What was the man's response when he was accused of not being a man?
-He denied the accusation and clarified that he was indeed a man, and that his deep voice was part of his personality and humor.
What was the situation where the man was catfished by a woman named Susan?
-The man agreed to meet Susan, but upon arrival, he discovered that Susan was actually a man who had misrepresented himself in the online profile.
What was the woman's reaction when she was told she looked different from her pictures?
-She justified her appearance by saying that she changes her look from time to time and insisted that it was still her.
What was the man's response when he was told that he should work on his body during a gym date?
-He disagreed, stating that he is happy with his body and does not feel the need to work out regularly.
What was the woman's reaction when she was told she would not be getting any more free dinners?
-She seemed indifferent and continued to focus on her own preferences and values, indicating that she was not interested in the man's offers.
What was the shortest first date experience described in the script?
-The shortest first date experience was when a man met his Tinder date outside, only for him to look her up and down and leave immediately, saying it wasn't going to work.
What was the man's reaction when his date ordered a large amount of food and drinks at a restaurant?
-He was nervous about the bill and suspicious of her intentions, especially when she mentioned taking food home for her roommate.
What was the woman's response when her date suggested getting ice cream?
-She initially agreed but then changed her mind, stating that she would only enjoy it if her date also wanted ice cream, not just because she wanted it.
What was the situation where the man was left with the bill after his date left the restaurant?
-The man went to the bathroom during the date, and when he returned, his date had left without paying, leaving him to cover the bill.
What was the woman's reaction when her date suggested playing mini golf?
-She expressed a strong dislike for mini golf, saying she would rather gouge her own eyes out than play it with her date.
What was the man's reaction when his date flirted with the waiter?
-He suggested two possible moves: the gentleman move, which is to pay for the dinner and leave, or the move, which involves getting the waiter's number and leaving the date to pay.
What was the woman's response when her date brought her a money bouquet instead of flowers?
-She questioned the amount of money in the bouquet, feeling that it was cheap, and expressed that she would have preferred actual flowers.
What was the man's reaction when his date said she hated pets but used to have a cat?
-He was confused by her statement and questioned why she would have had a pet if she hates them.
What was the woman's reaction when her date saved her from being hit by a car?
-She felt uncomfortable and described the situation as desperate, giving her an 'ick' feeling.
What was the man's reaction when his date showed up looking much older than her profile picture?
-He felt deceived and was looking for a way to leave the date early.
What was the woman's reaction when her date never showed up and didn't respond to her messages?
-She was upset, not because he left before she arrived late, but because she missed out on a free meal.
What was the man's reaction when his date told him to meet at a specific time but then didn't show up?
-He was frustrated and questioned why she was upset about him leaving before she arrived late.
Outlines
😄 Hilarious Encounters with Rude Dates
The video script begins with the host, Jack, introducing a compilation of amusing moments where impolite women face breakups. He humorously engages viewers to subscribe and clarifies the video's comedic intent, ensuring no offense is meant to those featured. The script includes a series of scenarios where individuals confront their dates about various issues, such as unexpected appearances, unresolved feelings for exes, and awkward social interactions. The dialogue captures the essence of dating mishaps and the humor in handling them.
🤔 Questionable Dating Decisions
This section delves into the complexities and awkwardness that can arise on dates. It features stories of people making poor choices, such as catfishing, body shaming, and unexpected interruptions. The script highlights the importance of self-worth and setting boundaries in relationships, suggesting that individuals should celebrate themselves and not tolerate disrespectful behavior. It also touches on the idea that one's attitude and actions can influence the outcomes they attract in life.
😡 Confrontations and Unpleasant Surprises
The third paragraph presents a series of confrontational and uncomfortable dating experiences. It includes tales of dishonesty, such as a woman pretending to be someone else, and situations where dates abruptly end due to disagreements or realizations of incompatibility. The script emphasizes the importance of communication and authenticity in relationships, as well as the need to stand up for oneself in the face of disrespectful behavior.
😒 Unreasonable Behavior and Stand-offs
This paragraph showcases a variety of unreasonable behaviors exhibited during dates, such as a woman who takes the food away from her date or a man who leaves his date stranded after a disagreement. It also includes scenarios where individuals prioritize their pride over open communication, leading to misunderstandings and missed opportunities. The script suggests that pride can be a barrier to resolving conflicts and maintaining relationships.
🤨 Unwanted Advances and Failed Dates
The final paragraph of the script recounts stories of unwanted advances and dates that fail to meet expectations. It discusses the negative impression created by desperate behavior, the disappointment of meeting someone in person who doesn't match their online persona, and the frustration of being stood up. The script concludes with a reminder for viewers to engage with the content by liking, subscribing, and watching more videos to support the channel.
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Keywords
💡Comedic
💡Blindfold
💡Catfish
💡Red Flag
💡Taco Shop
💡Express Martini
💡Mini Date
💡Vibration
💡Gym Date
💡Ick
💡Money Bouquet
Highlights
Video begins with a comedic disclaimer, emphasizing the content is for entertainment purposes only.
Host Jack initiates a conversation about dating scenarios involving rude women being dumped.
A humorous setup where a man is asked to remove a blindfold, revealing a surprising twist.
A woman plans to coincidentally meet her ex at his favorite restaurant with his best friend, creating an awkward situation.
A man expresses his disapproval of his date's behavior, indicating he hasn't moved on from a past relationship.
A woman uses a deep voice as a joke, revealing her unique sense of humor.
A man is catfished into a date with someone who looks different from their pictures, leading to a red flag moment.
A woman rejects a man's advances, stating that no amount of dinners will change her feelings.
A humorous moment where a man is mistaken for a woman due to his voice, leading to a playful exchange.
A woman ends a date abruptly after realizing the man is not what she expected, highlighting the importance of authenticity in dating.
A man shares his experience of being stood up on a date, suggesting pride as a potential reason for lack of communication.
A woman is confronted for flirting with the waiter, leading to a discussion on appropriate dating behavior.
A humorous scenario where a man offers a 'money bouquet' instead of flowers, showing a creative and cost-effective approach.
A woman expresses her dislike for pets, revealing a potential deal-breaker in a relationship.
A man recounts a disastrous first date, emphasizing the importance of realistic expectations and communication in dating.
The video concludes with a call to action for viewers to like, subscribe, and watch more videos for better engagement with the channel.
Transcripts
yo what's up welcome back to Alpa
Central I'm your host Jack and today we
found the best moments when rude women
get dumped now let's Jump Right In right
after you subscribe of course disclaimer
this video was made for strictly comedic
artistic purposes no offense is intended
towards any individual featured in this
video what are like three things like
that you would ask me like just based
off on the conversation we're having now
like if it were a date yeah cuz this is
technically like a date like a mini date
I'm not really sure I kind of got a
blindfold on so I know what to ask you
you I'm I'm not your typical 10 so like
what are looks like everything to you
like what is the vi not everything but
it plays a big part for sure well with
that being said you can take your
blindfold off oh Jesus
Christ what they did to him should be
illegal that was the most craziest setup
I've ever seen so I heard my ex was
going on his first date with someone new
to the restaurant you used to take me to
I still love it there I'll actually be
there tonight with your ex- best friend
hm we're going to get all dressed up
we're going to look good don't stand too
much though we won't say hi we might
kiss but it's just platonic like before
but you have fun with your new
girl sounds like someone hasn't moved on
yet what's up bro how you doing you
ain't no man is you want to find out
hell
no hell no what if you is I'm going to
be in a hell of a situation if yeah yeah
yeah n why you voice deep baby would I
be here if I was a man
you show right y why you why you
[ __ ] so pretty as
you was
that man get her out of
here man what she why she why more so
deep if you why she
gring why she doing
that I don't actually talk like a man it
was just a joke and I thought it was
really funny honestly talking in a man
voice is very true to my personality
cuzz I have an extremely sick sense of
humor I love weirding people out it's
part of me Unk really was stressing
there but at least it wasn't a real man
I
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think no more free dinner for her so
I've been catfish to meet with Susan and
uh
hello
so how come you look different on the
pictures um look I just you know I I I
change my look from time to time you
know it's me it is me so so so so that's
you yes that's me I just had a little
haird a different hair I have a hat on
today you know I'm just you know pretty
much yeah yeah so uh I'm I'm just a bit
L here because obviously I thought I was
meeting Susan not not bloody Sean have a
little bit of testosterone you know in
me but I'm I'm I'm a woman and as you
can see that really is been you see the
smile it's
me this is the biggest cap of all time
right here if I was in that position I
would have called the police or
something I just think it's kind of
given me like a red flag that's kind of
turned off girls with espresso martinis
uh I'm going to order an Uber but uh I
don't have my card so um just Z me or
something we haven't even gotten our
food though I mean uh I'm not hungry
anymore because I ordered an Express
Martini yeah I'm just really turned off
okay sounds about right also caffeine
and alcohol seems to be an interesting
mix how long yall been
again what's wrong with this guy what
are you doing for a living bro I own a
taco shop he owns a taco
show what do you do you're Le assistant
assistant
owner 24 23 23 look at that
perfect Kobe and
Jordan look all you got to do is wise up
man first of all what do you do for
bro owner look at owner
too and you're not stupid right that's
your man see she ain't stupid
what do you do for a
living
assistant why don't you learn from these
other assistant
owner there's no way that was just a
coincidence maybe it's a sign to her
there's no amount of dinners that you
will ever buy for me that will get my
panties off so you really need to figure
out what it is that you think you have
to offer and what it is that you think I
value because because it's never going
to happen without real investment and
that's not what you do and I get that
that's satisfactory for some others but
it's not enough for me check please was
the exact phrase that was going through
my head can you date somebody I think
date a prize I mean the man is always
the prize remember that you they try to
say happy wife happy life a happy man is
God's plan so and and for all the
brothers is watching this you got to
always make sure you go where you
celebrate not tolerate it right but in
order to go where you celebrate not
tolerated you got to celebrate yourself
right how you think creates how you feel
how you feel becomes an emotion that
emotion becomes a vibration that
vibration becomes a magnet that attracts
things to you so what you put out is
going to come back to you so once you on
that vibration of celebrating yourself
the that's going to tolerate you going
to run from you cuz you're not going to
trct them you going to repel them this
man is Dr Seuss reincarnated well
firstly I should have never agreed to a
gym date oh oh why is
that I'm in shape I'm happy with my body
but I don't really work out regularly oh
and well it seems like Matt is not happy
with my body and thinks I should be
working on it well no no no no no no no
listen listen we can all be better and I
just I just think we all need to work on
ourselves I didn't I didn't see anything
negative yeah you said to another
trainer she has great muscle memory I
bet if I work her out she can get rid of
some of that
fat well yeah but that's true you can I
don't want to lose weight and it sounds
like you're talking about like a horse
or
something yeah no okay okay well all
right to be fair all right to be fair
you don't see any fat horses do you wow
wow gym dates just sound a little dumb
kind of stupid she agreed to it what's
the worst date you've ever been on we
went out for Applebees and she shows up
at least like 30 minutes late and she's
got three kids with her so she gets a
call and she's just like all right so
you just got to go with whatever I say
and like 10 minutes after she gets that
call this dude just comes in with her
and I'm just like oh he tells us all to
get in the car like nothing is wrong
this this kind of a weird situation I'm
thinking that I'm getting like set up or
something but apparently she told him
that I'm one of her oldest kids from a
different baby dad that was her baby dad
to the other three kids and now I'm the
oldest son from a different baby dad so
so I'm like okay how do I blend into
this situation we get into I'm still
trying to figure out if like I still got
a chance with but she's not really
talking to me at this point but yeah he
dropped us off at home her and her three
kids and then he just dropped me off
after yeah never again bro so do you
think she used you to get her and her
kids a
meal
oh yeah that's probably what happened
bro
that's yeah that's extremely weird
situation to deal with here's your food
and your
drink where's your drink oh I I have a
water I'm good well then I don't need a
drink you literally just got done
telling me that you wanted a Diet Coke
why did you only get one meal oh I'm not
hungry Alex why didn't you tell me that
before I'm not hungry either then
no okay that is not how that works you
literally told me that you wanted food I
think is I only want to eat when you
want to eat and if you don't want to eat
then I don't want to
eat there you go you can have the rest
of them no I just got done eating some
it's your
turn but you have to help me we split
this
5050 we got you a meal not me well
that's the problem that's why we're
arguing oh my go no this is your food
and this is your drink have a sec why do
women always have to complicate
everything and turn it into a waste of
time no he was charging that one for a
while and I would have as well everybody
ready to hear how the shortest first
date of my life has gone so this is what
I'm wearing it's fall times you know
cute boots not too bad whatever um this
man we meet outside Tinder date right we
meet outside meet together he looks at
me up and down and goes this isn't going
to work I swe laughing cuz I think he's
joking he does it again
turns on the spot and books it to his
car okay and I'm standing there just
laughing cuz I think this is a joke so I
go into this Brewery by myself and have
a beer cuz this is the reality of My
Life currently and uh he had blocked me
by the time I tried to look him up after
my first beer so how's your dating going
this is just sad to hear at the same
time this is an average dating
experience for a man why would you leave
a man at his lowest point you getting
money you was getting money right yeah
so why you worry about what this man
could do you supposed to be hold on hold
on hold on but you not understanding you
supposed to be if it's a partnership you
supposed to hold your man down you know
what I'm saying when he up when he down
here you supposed to uplift your man to
get back up but you just left him at his
lowest that that says a lot about your
character and what type of woman you is
and you definitely not a woman that I
want with no but we can work something
no ain't no work or nothing though but
this one's different what's different
what do you mean what's different
because you know you you got something
going for yourself okay but okay so so
say I end up trying to be with you the
moment something go wrong with me you
going to leave me just like him no I'll
stay oh why why me why why am I so
special why didn't you stay for him well
he couldn't give me the things that I
well guess what I'm not doing that
either I'm not a trick so if you got in
this car thinking I'm going to take you
shopping trips and all that you ain't my
girl you in the wrong car I'm not doing
listen I'm not doing none of that so if
you're not obing about what I say is not
happening I'm not taking you shopping
I'm not giving you money and I'm not
taking you on trips unless you my girl
and right now you're nothing no I'm
something no you're nothing to
me okay that's like me saying you going
to drop that neck exactly you see that
face you got right there that's the face
I should have had when when you talking
about you left your dude at his lowest
point that's that's probably the face he
had knowing like Damn I done invested so
much into this girl when I was rich I
gave her shopping trips all this soon as
I go broke you leave you not real for
that a real woman could stay no matter
what and obviously she ain't a real
woman put on
okay stolen orange
$12 you were serious yeah I was serious
maybe you learn your lesson this is just
robbery give him as $1 back you guys are
going to tell us if it's a yes or a no
in three 2
[Applause]
1 wait what did that
say yeah you're supposed to
answer is it a yes or no in your end
would you yeah hard
[Applause]
pass I mean I feel like it's kind of
jaded a little
bit so why is it you want to say why or
or is it like uh I don't think that we
would get along very well it seems like
it's already
toxic seems like the audience really
spoke to him and her as well I remember
I took this girl out once um to a nice
little restaurant called Ruth Chris the
little bird started ordering drinks
appetizers steak shrimp salmon and
goldfish mind you I only had three don't
don't don't don't just don't just don't
I don't understand I just don't know
where they're serving goldfish but we'll
keep it moving will keep it moving I
didn't even say the g my tonsils were
swelling just don't yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah I don't know where they're selling
that Haram that's all I know uh salmon
and goldfish mind you all I had was $350
and my car was on E my car was already e
on a brenting no Mand are
suffering Mand are
suffering so I'm sitting there eating my
Caesar salad getting nervous about who
um about the bill so I said who is
eating all of this food she said oh I'm
going take some home for my roommate I
went to the bathroom and never came back
oh there's no chance you pay for the
roommid meal you leave immediately hey
do you want to um go get some ice cream
or something yeah I can take you to get
some ice cream you're not going to have
any ice cream no I had some food before
but I can take you to get some no that's
fine but you just said you wanted to get
ice cream it's fine hi who's that I'm
his girlfriend interpreter it's a
subscription service I don't want to get
ice cream unless you're also getting ice
cream because I can't enjoy it without
you doing it by myself will make me feel
unloved and like a fat pig okay well
I'll get some ice cream sure that sounds
like fun no the moment's gone now what I
don't want ice cream anymore you've
ruined it because you're just going to
do it because you know that I wanted you
to but you have to want to want it
yourself do you want to do something
else sure what about PT putt like mini
golf yeah yeah okay I'd rather gouge my
own eyes out than play mini golf with
with you I think every woman probably
secretly hates PT putt it's dumb are you
okay yeah I'm fine is that
true he's fine even the boyfriend
interpreter knew how to avoid an
argument I cannot believe she did that
all right are you done no I'm still I'm
still eating what I'm still eating oh my
bad I apologize I AP are you down you
literally took the fork from my hand oh
my bad why did you just take the fork
from my hand with the water I'm not done
with anything I'm literally still eating
what are you doing I'm just cleaning up
the table what are you doing I'm
cleaning up I'm literally still eating
what do you do so you're going to close
the restaurant while I'm still eating
it's literally only 10 ma'am you got
here 2 minutes before we closed you're
lucky we to let me order I'm not leaving
I just youve seen it all before Ma what
are you doing can I please eat my dinner
have a great night is this a joke are
you kidding me can I your flower
excuse me are you the manager excuse me
are you the manager yeah please go for
it he literally took the food from my
like I was literally eating what is
going on we're closing I'm sorry I think
I'm going to take this you do why are
why are you taking my why are you taking
my phone oh my God hey sorry going
without P are you kidding me literally
snap it
by I mean that's all on her she should
have been wiser I'm supposed to be on a
date in like 2 hours but I haven't heard
from the guy all day today so I'm like
is the date still on but I'm not going
to message him and ask him that I mean
he hasn't said anything so I'm going to
just assume that it's not on and get
ready for bed I would like to think this
is why people get stood up all because
of Pride what do you guys do if the girl
you're with starts flirting with the
waiter there's a couple different moves
here there's the move and there's the
gentleman move you guys have to pick
which one you want to go with okay the
gentleman
move pay for the dinner right end it
right then and there tell her you had a
great night walk out of there and leave
okay leave her alone leave her be you
just get out of there okay that's the
gentleman move where you pay for the
dinner you end it right then and there
you do not continue the date okay the
move you get up you tell her you want to
go use the bathroom you go talk to the
ler you get his phone number have him
write it down on a piece of
paper go back to the table you leave
that number in front of the girl and you
tell her I got the waiter's number for
you you're going to take care of the tab
and you walk out of there okay you have
her pay for the dinner that's the move
the worst move you guys can do is not
say anything that is the worst move you
guys can pull I like the second move a
little a little bit more than the other
one like the the rice and beans it's
like I don't know how to describe it
like the flavor it's
like like I'm not sure
like what it is or the flavor it's well
all them beans are going to help you
poop when you see your B movement
tomorrow you be like oh I see what that
was about
and you're like oh like your jeans fit
better wow why are my jeans fitting
better cuz all those
beans that wasn't this man has the right
idea wait for you to come over all day I
was spending all this time clean what is
that your pet no I don't have any pets I
hate no I I used to have a cat and I had
to let it go I hate pets but anyway so
yeah I was in here up all day she spent
all her time cleaning obviously she
wasn't cleaning enough oh and I think he
brought me flowers hi it's actually a
money bouquet a money bouquet I know I
know you people like you like you like
money so said I know use the money that
I I used for the
flower for how much were the flowers you
going to get me why I see ones and fives
no there's a 20 in there somewhere
where there's a 20 there's at least
there's there's one right here there's
one that should have been Forefront you
know it's a little cheap but it's
okay how am I I got how am I cheap now
the how much flour do you typically get
I get a lot of flowers and people go
full out are you going full
out it's F so no it's don't want it what
you mean don't worry do you're not going
to get my bouquet no it's my bouquet
it's my bouquet now I mean it's cool you
got your little Jesus sandals on
[Music]
whatever yeah why you coming to date
like that it's free money and she's
complaining that's ridiculous
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new ick unlocked women using icks so I
went on a first day and a car was about
to hit me and he grabbed me and pulled
me away and I don't know why but that
just gave me the ick because it's
literally the first date why are you so
obsessed with me like it it was just so
desperate and it's like play it cool I
hope everyone is now aware to never save
this woman when she's in trouble because
in her words it gives off a bad ick I
just went on a first date and it
was horrible man train wreck garbage
waste of time I come across Sydney's
profile and I'm like wow she's very cute
she messages me first and she was like
hello how is your day going even though
that's one of the most
boring responses you can ever say on her
dating app but understandable
respectable now I meet meet up with
Sydney at this American
restaurant and she
looks 10% of what her photos look like
she looked 10 to 15 years older than her
actual photos on her Bumble profile so
what I noticed from her profile was that
she had very like longer hair it was
more voluminous and when I met her
shorter hair let's just say she had the
Karen hairstyle in my head I'm like I
have to find a way to to leave this day
it's time to go so I said excuse me I'm
going to go to the bathroom BRB this
haircut should have been a warning sign
plus the whole odd number thing is just
odd y'all tell me why this dude told me
to meet him at Osaka at 6 and so like
6:10 I'm like I'm on my way but he never
text back and I get here he's nowhere to
be he found is
650 she's not mad because he left before
she arrived late she's upset because she
missed out on a free meal if she really
was that interested she would have been
early or on time like he was you guys
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