David Dobrik Is OVER, Danny Aarons Bites Back & Mr Beast LEAVES YouTube! FULL POD EP.164

Summary

This script captures a lively conversation from an episode of 'The Fellas' podcast, where the hosts delve into various topics with humor and spontaneity. They start by discussing the potential of being offered a drink like Coke and swiftly move into a rich dialogue about their dietary preferences, emphasizing vegan options. The conversation takes a dynamic turn towards the entertainment world, mentioning the end of DLC songs for the Rock Band game, reflecting on their TikTok live experiences, and discussing the visibility of public figures on social media platforms. The hosts also touch upon personal grooming tips, the unexpected journey of a celebrity on TikTok, and wrap up with a playful debate on their looks, leveraging a 'looks maxing' service to inject humor and introspection about self-image and societal standards.

Takeaways

• 😄 They discuss getting a 'looks maxing' review done and share their results
• 🤔 They consider what type of viral WhatsApp message they could create about KSI
• 🎥 They call Danny Aarons to ask if he will actually fight the Youtuber Jack Doherty
• 😮 Danny says the fight likely won't happen but he wants to fight an 'American idiot'
• 📽 They talk about how MrBeast posted a full video on OnlyFans and plan to see how much money he earned from it
• 🤑 The video has over 120 million views after a week which likely earned MrBeast over $100k
• 👀 They revisit some classic viral WhatsApp hoaxes like the James Rodriguez gender reassignment and Wembley lasagne stories
• 🎮 They discuss how longtime David Dobrik collaborator Jason Nash now relies on TikTok live for income
• 🐶 Cal talks about getting a new tiny dog named Alfonso despite being scammed on the breed
• 🎥 They look forward to discussing the movie 'Godzilla vs. Kong' after watching it before the next podcast

Q & A

What prank does the group discuss doing regarding KSI?

They discuss starting a fake WhatsApp rumor that KSI is secretly gay and dating a man, since he never shows his girlfriend publicly.

What is the context around the James Rodriguez gender rumor they reference?

It was a viral WhatsApp forward claiming Rodriguez had transitioned to becoming a woman, which is why he disappeared from top level football.

What is the guest's opinion on potentially fighting social media star Jack Dy?

He says Jack Dy doesn't actually want to fight and is just being antagonistic for attention, but he's ready to fight others who are serious about it.

What movie does one host recommend the others watch?

Godzilla vs. Kong, a recent Japanese monster movie that has received strong reviews.

What is the hosts' theory about the popularity of disturbing content from streamers like Jack Dy?

They believe it appeals to people with low intelligence who enjoy that type of rude and horrible behavior.

What rumor had one staffer recently shared about David Dobrik?

That Dobrik was in end-of-life care, which turned out to be false.

What are the hosts waiting to find out regarding MrBeast posting full videos on Twitter?

How much money he earned from his recent test of posting a full mainstream video there, to see if the platform can be lucrative.

What iconic football rumor is referenced about lasagna?

That Arsenal players got food poisoning from lasagna before a big match against Tottenham.

What did Christian Bale score on the looksmax test the hosts tried?

He scored a face rating of 7.5 out of 10 and a sexual market value score of 10 out of 10.

What is the podcast guest Danny Aarons known for?

He is a popular FIFA gaming YouTuber who is now transitioning into boxing and vlogging.

Outlines

00:00

🥤 Debate Over Beverage Preferences and Dietary Choices

The conversation starts with a light-hearted debate over preferred beverages, highlighting a preference for Cherry Freeze over Coke, and transitions into discussing food choices. The discussion reveals one of the speakers' choice for a vegan diet, emphasizing the shift away from conventional diets towards more nutrient-rich options. This segment sets the tone for a casual yet insightful exchange on personal preferences and lifestyle choices, reflecting broader themes of health consciousness and dietary trends.

05:02

🎮 Nostalgia and Change in Video Game Culture

This paragraph delves into the end of an era for the game 'Rock Band,' which has stopped making DLC songs after 15 years. The conversation reflects on the longevity of the game and the impact of evolving digital content on traditional gaming formats. Additionally, the speakers touch upon the phenomenon of live streaming on platforms like TikTok, revealing the changing landscape of how games and content creators engage with audiences. This segment offers insights into the intersection of technology, entertainment, and cultural shifts in gaming.

10:05

📱 Social Media's Impact on Public Figures

The dialogue shifts to discuss the profound impact of social media on the lives of public figures, using Jason Nash as a case study. The speakers discuss how Nash's online presence, particularly on TikTok, contrasts sharply with his previous prominence in the YouTube series 'David's Vlogs.' The discussion explores themes of visibility, the pressures of constant content creation, and the potentially diminishing returns of fame as mediated through social media platforms. This segment offers a nuanced perspective on the complexities of internet fame and its effects on personal and professional identities.

15:05

🤔 Reflections on Content Creation and Personal Growth

This paragraph continues the exploration of social media's impact, focusing on the dynamic between content creators and their platforms. It discusses the opportunities and challenges faced by influencers like Jason Nash and compares these to other content creators' experiences. The conversation touches upon the significance of adaptability in content creation and the search for meaningful engagement with audiences. Through these reflections, the speakers underscore the evolving nature of digital landscapes and the ongoing quest for authenticity and relevance in the public eye.

20:09

💡 Discussing Opportunities and Challenges in the Podcasting World

The conversation transitions to the potential and pitfalls in the podcasting industry, referencing a lucrative offer made to David Dobrik and Jason Nash. The discussion highlights the decision-making process behind accepting or declining such opportunities, reflecting broader themes of creative autonomy, financial considerations, and the evolving media landscape. This segment serves as a microcosm for the broader challenges and decisions faced by content creators in balancing creative integrity with commercial success.

25:09

🌐 The Influence of Appearance in Digital Spaces

The dialogue introduces the concept of 'looks maxing,' a service that critiques and offers advice on improving one's appearance based on submitted photos. The speakers engage with this service personally, revealing their ratings and the feedback received. This discussion opens up conversations about the value placed on appearance in digital and social contexts, the pressures of public perception, and the curious intersection of vanity and self-improvement in the age of social media.

Keywords

💡Podcast

The video is a podcast, which is an episodic series of audio or video digital media files that users can download to listen to or watch. In this podcast, the hosts Cal, Chip, and Prod discuss random topics in a conversational format. Podcasts allow creators to share content with listeners in an informal way.

💡Forwarded messages

The hosts talk about funny fake WhatsApp forwarded messages, like one claiming a soccer player was transitioning genders. These viral messages spread misinformation but are amusing. The hosts brainstorm creating their own fake forwarded message about KSI to see how far it spreads.

💡Looksmaxing

Looksmaxing refers to efforts people make to maximize their physical attractiveness. The hosts discuss a looksmaxing service they used where the provider critiques your appearance. They read the brutal feedback given on their flaws and strengths.

💡Lasagna

As part of their discussion on fake forwarded messages, the hosts read a funny made-up story about making a massive lasagna to feed people in a crisis. This shows how absurd forwarded content can be.

💡Godzilla

One host recommends an acclaimed Japanese Godzilla movie to watch. This illustrates the wide range of topics discussed and how the hosts give each other entertainment recommendations.

💡Twitch

The hosts criticize content creators who stream troubling behavior on Twitch just to get views and money. Their comments reveal their standards for appropriate content.

💡Boxing

The hosts call boxer Danny Aarons to ask about fighting another YouTuber. This demonstrates the podcast hosts' insider access and relationships with internet celebrities.

💡OnlyFans

There is joking reference to dogs having OnlyFans accounts, poking fun at the explosion of influencers using the platform. This highlights the hosts' knowledge of internet culture.

💡Influencers

The hosts reference various influencers like David Dobrik, MrBeast, and KSI. As internet celebrities themselves, they discuss the world of online fame.

💡Misinformation

By planning to spread a fake message themselves, the hosts underline how easily misinformation travels online. Their prank will prove this danger.

Highlights

The hosts discuss getting a 'looks maxing' review done on themselves

They compare their looks maxing scores and sexual market value ratings

The hosts call Danny Aarons to ask if his fight with Jack Dottie will actually happen

They discuss the hype around the new Godzilla movie and agree to watch and review it

Stanley told them David Dobrik was in end of life care, but it was false information

They read a classic forwarded WhatsApp hoax about James Rodriguez getting gender reassignment surgery

They come up with a fake WhatsApp forward about KSI bringing his boyfriend to a clinic appointment

They get KSI's permission to spread the fake message and see how far it travels

They finalize the fake message to make it look like a real WhatsApp forward

They plan to have their team members spread the message through different group chats

Bryce thinks Danny Aarons vs. Bryce Hall would be a good first fight for Danny

They discuss MrBeast posting full videos on Twitter and how it could change content creation

Cal thinks the Godzilla movie could be good based on its Letterboxd score

They talk about wanting to do a dog podcast episode with all their dogs making appearances

The hosts wrap up the episode and promote their clips channel and other platforms

Transcripts

are we not allowed like a bottle of Coke

or something just like a little cheeky

one all I could offer you is drink

Prime out no oh look look look yeah what

flavor is that what Cherry freeze a

cherry freeze go now bust

me can you put your food away smells so

bad me saying

no please that food stinks man why does

it smells so bad let me tell you what

I've gone for so people like probably

just want to know what I'm on vgan

you're in it d no no no you know I ain't

on that hipster [ __ ] baroka beef that's

not how you say it of course it's not

how you say it I bued it um but yeah

it's lovely nutrients the lot welcome

back guys to another episode of the

fellas the fellas pods and uh yeah man

that's all I got to say really I think

we'll wrap it up now you know what

people people loved us talking about the

uh the rock they realize that we were

dialed into that that no we were on that

kind of [ __ ] you know got some got some

news today Rock B the game no they don't

have cancer um rock band have stopped

making DLC songs for the game after like

that's a TR 15 years 2,800 songs is that

how many they have on there yeah but the

you know what the crazy thing is they've

only just stopped now how [ __ ] old of

those who the hell is still

play hey pal you know what I was on Tik

Tok live last no I wasn't on Tik Tok

live I was on Tik Tok and and a live

came up of a guy just playing gyro just

just got stuck in there man you know he

Pleasures a woman better than anyone

ever 100% bro I sent him like 10 hot

dogs okay speaking of Tik Tok lives I

want to talk about this real quick cuz

there actually a really sad story oh no

yeah it is a little bit sad you look

like you're going to fart you want to

let one go N I was going to put my foot

down on not with the shoes and then I

realized got my shoes on we'll take your

shoes off then you know what I find

really sad right is I went on it and

there's a guy called Jason Nash you'll

remember him from the David do vlogs man

and I clicked on him once cuz I heard

this thing that he is always live on Tik

Tok yeah constantly and then he came up

once and I was like you know what I just

want to click I want to see like what

does this guy do on live because this is

his full-time job now he does this I go

on there there's like 500 people

watching it and it's just he's just

constantly like hey man thank you for

the thank you for the

satellite thank you for the like no like

thank you for the candy [ __ ] like that

right I'm confused and I'm just saying

like you were part of the biggest

YouTube series or one of the biggest

YouTube series which is David do vlogs

how is it that you've ended up doing

that wait like is it not satire like no

no no no no no no no no it's it's not

it's not it's not like you've seen those

NPC streamers where they're like I can't

I don't even want to do it but you know

what I'm talking about gy

mode they're funny though they are so

his isn't that his is dead serious yeah

and I just watched it and it actually

made me feel a little bit bad because I

was watching a man like do something

that like it's quite it looks quite like

um like degrading for someone of that

size not even not even just anybody

doing what he was doing and they're like

that's not that's not alive I the thing

is it's almost similar to Twitch in the

sense that it's like thanks for the bits

you know it's similar but that's

occasional and you'll be doing other

stuff while it happens right so you'll

be gaming or you'll be this is just

focused on that no it literally is that

every 15 seconds is they like d and then

someone will join he's like okay we're

going to play a game with and it's

usually like an only fans girl or

something I the thing is I don't

understand he he's still like well known

like he's still I just don't know why

and because like I said he had like 500

people in there now I get recommended to

stream all the time and I'm always

looking at the viewers and it's like

between 500 and like 700 and I'm be like

do you you can't earn that much money

doing Tik Tok live right so maybe maybe

you can I don't know maybe you maybe you

actually can so is the question is did

he not save his money well or well I

don't know anyways I could

see he was he was funny in the David the

guy I think with thems he did get [ __ ]

over a little bit like I think David

obviously gave him a nice life and um

had him in the videos but did you see

that podcast clip I think it said it in

sent it into the fellas chat um of him

talking about it and how like David now

is on like some mad party Vibe and he

never used to drink he used to

constantly just grind whilst everyone

else was living life he'd film everyone

and now he's just like partying doesn't

want to work when everyone's like bro I

need to work you say that though but

like I mention I mentioned this on a

previous podcast in this season he still

bangs Snapchat and he makes a fortune

off that so he's just looking at that

going this is easy cash for me I guess I

guess the difference is like back then

David probably would be banging Snapchat

whilst also gring everything now he's

like got the Snapchat fallback which is

relatively easy cuz you are just you

know you're just filming everything to

be honest and yeah then he's making so

much off that he's like damn well [ __ ]

it I'm just going to going to party life

they also offered like a $10 million

podcast deal between the two of them so

views podcast Jason and David and uh

David said no and he's like bro we just

need to do an hour and a half a week

just like allow me like this is

life-changing money for me and he's like

no I can't be asked no that's such a

weird that's such a moral dilemma but

well the the podcast that I watched

which he was on they he was talking

about how they offered the deal and

David said no who offered that deal

I'm where could where can we find a deal

like who offered that deal uh all right

anyways look I I don't know why I

started on a on a bit of a sad note that

I don't know it just kind of made me sad

I was watching it and then I'd like to

have him on this podcast I would have

him on this podcast 100% he's really

funny as well so yeah you know we don't

normally find Americans funny but this

guy you know I'm I give him a who's the

funniest American person you know I know

[ __ ] Lo no who's the funniest

American like who do you watching go

yeah you're funny F Von there we go yeah

all right you win Beetle

Juice do you think be juice rocks up and

he like practices material and stuff not

like necessarily but you know

Ro just got a sauce like that I know I

feel that all right anyways look we

wanted to get into uh something I mean

let me let me let pry see introduce this

one because this is a great way to get

the Vibes up in here so I've got a a

confession to you Cal you are not the

only person to knew about this chip also

did message me about this this thing so

if you guys would have seen on Twitter

this week Luke Dutch he's a he's a big

Twitter account and a Tik toer he

essentially reacts to stuff and he did

this looks maxing uh scheme I guess you

can call it so this is it on the screen

right now to people that don't know what

looks maxing is it's where see the

screen yeah can we pull the St can you

pull the TV down please just a tiny bit

for me um so what looks maxing is

perfect is a thing where you would send

in a picture right and then people will

give you feedback on how like your flaws

but it's very in depth and by the way I

will say this isn't like an AI thing

though I believe it is a person that

does this and tells you how you can

looks Max which is maximizing your looks

but the way they do that is obviously by

completely ripping apart you first so

they've done Christian Bale here and

let's be honest Christian Bale he's to

me I would have I'm giv him like a nine

out of 10 they've given him a phas

rating of 7.5 out of 10 highly

attractive but they gave him an smv

score of 10 out of 10 and underneath

that it says gigachad do I don't know

what well we'll be able to to find that

out I'm sure let's have a look at what

smv means BR you why don't you just uh

wait bry's purchased the product it says

let me tell you I purchased the most

expensive package which which was uh

which was $36 so still pretty reasonable

but but he he niced us here guys I

purchased the $36 package thinking it'

just be per person I paid the once he

did all three of us let's go he G you by

the wayy before we go into looks Max I

have to do a quick confession you know I

was up at Christmas with my mom and she

goes how's your how's your producer

doing what's his name again I was like

oh well we call him proddy she's like I

like a bit of proddy

me and I

thought I thought to myself I was like

he's clapped wait no man br's a

good-looking guy no he's he is midw

though like I would give you on this

looks Max I would give you like a seven

fair enough so this is why I was like I

told my mom I was there like he's like a

seven out of 10 like why are you why are

you saying that and she's like I think

he's good

looking I think this when I met her me

it's going to give me a tough time this

look maxing thing I think I'm going to

they Christian Bale a 7.5 and this look

look on Christian Bale's look it says

this long midf face if they reckon he

has a long mid face wait till they get

him you know what though Our Fate really

rests in the hands of pry cuz we don't

know what pictures we've used here oh

right can I just preface this I've sent

one picture each for all of us and then

I gave our Instagrams so he has gone

through and I've already seen the

pictures he's used he's taken from our

Instagrams he's done this quite detailed

right let's run this up then oh god

let's go all right let's start I think

we start with I'm excited manate don't

look at the TV cuz I need need I'm tring

to wait wait chip give me your

prediction how what do you think they're

going to give your face rating I'll be

happy if based on that I'll be happy if

I get above a five to be honest I think

I think you'll get like a six yeah I'll

take a six I'll be honest I'll be honest

like we got to be looking at like three

I think I'd take a three n man you

better look no no no no no no just

because I know how brutal these are I

think if I get a

three I I'd be okay with a three if it's

below I swear you look really nice on

Instagram I think on if he's gone

through your Instagram I think you're I

think you're in a good shape you call me

a catfish on Instagram not you you know

I always loved you are you're 6 for3

you're lean muscular these days I wonder

what the smv rating is I don't know what

that stands for I what I can imagine is

it takes in like your overall package

because they've called him a giga Chad

right and that would imply that they

know that he is obviously Christian Bale

yeah um and just the aura I wonder if

smv stands for Aura right guys I can

tell you smv is uh the ratings based of

which country you live in oh what so

he's he's a 10 out of 10 in America is

he Liv in America America or does he

live in the UK so wait so wait if he's a

10 out of 10 in America where would he

not be that that's not where he's from

though he just lives there he's from

Bournemouth yeah Christian B oh so

they're saying oh wait no no no no

because it says Us in the inet yeah I'm

assuming he lives in Hollywood yeah so

what they're saying he's a 10 out of 10

in the US but where would he then not be

a where is better looking than that then

like do you know what I mean yeah I

don't know I I'm not too sure it means

that you know Pro right well look let's

dos would you guys like to start with

you or me get me out you and let's get

me out of the way so I haven't by the

way I haven't looked at this at all so C

no I bro I got sent it I was so worried

it wasn't going to come in time all

right come on let's go right here we go

so oh God we need to explain this for

the audio listeners as well boys do you

guys want to go through what mine what

mine says okay so we say proddy age 26

they've uh given you your face rating is

6.5 out of 10 I to 6% what

the Wow Let's Go Dale looking real good

over there pal uh all right so let's

just do let's let's go through your

flaws first okay prod this is wait the

SM smv rating I live in the UK is8 out

of 10 top 0. 134% that is wild isn't it

wowy you are serious oh my God hold on

additions influencer yeah that's crazy

you

what I gave him my Instagram let me go

through your flaws are you going to be

okay cuz I know you're a bit of a

sensitive Soul so I'll be all right I

think I think I'll be all right here we

go mid facial

fat what is mid facial

fat

lip all right upper

eyelid exposure what's that damn you can

see the upper eye bro yeah here looking

looking a bit too wait is that not a

good thing who knows those man didn't

realize light eyebrows that's a receding

hair oh bro wait till they get onto US

chip you you might you might have a good

score you know the thing is you don't

you don't have any pictures where the

the thead that's the thing you cover it

really well I think you'll be all right

hey hey hey whoa whoa whoa We're All in

This Together uh thinner than

ideal oh frdy I'm in with you bro I'm in

with you that giraffe neck I don't okay

so wait I need to doing neck exercises

oh [ __ ] let's go yeah your smv score is

uh 8 out of 10 which puts you in the

0.34% it feels like he just makes up the

percentages but okay oh my god let's now

your strength there's a lot of strengths

here prod which is great news right yeah

good news I guess what the [ __ ] we'll go

with ar you've got arm guys yeah if you

could what's a long ramas a a masculine

want look these up whilst we stay on the

I can look it off my phone tral jaw

shape forwardly grown

mandible oh you know what I think the

Trap Zoid thing is this cuz my jaw and

like I've got quite a pronounced jaw to

my yeah it does it does say good chin

projection wide High set

cheekbones uh uh ideal eye spacing oh c

Cupid's bow so put it this way what's

that Cupid's bow what's that I don't

know it says C keeping down

me oh compact orbital bone I always

thought that about you pal light eye

color good nose size Round of Applause y

let's go I've always been a bit

self-conscious in my nose cuz it's very

triangular like a perfect isoc triang

you got nice nose man especially 101°

nasolabial angle bro literally straight

nose no acne straight white teeth oh my

God all right can we can we do me next

please the teeth the teeth a great I

hide them well I need to get braces man

you're looking good probably I think you

might have taken the dub on this because

you you're actually a good looking guy

and he and the Pix he's used are very

good as well right bus me bus me bus me

all right car here we go brother bus me

bus me all right bro all right here we

go this is for me oh I got over five

yeah looking good okay here oh wait the

floors list is quite long D hold hold on

am I getting smoked for a big upper lip

big right go through it one by one for

the audio listens we need to sry let me

start uh let me read let me read out

car's profile for him okay so 190 cm 6'3

that's in the green that's positive mid

lean body fat percentage yep looking

nice there a face rating of 5.5 which is

in the top 30% I think I think they um

you know they they've not seen enough of

you bro you're higher than that in my

opinion smv 7.5 out of 10 top 0.62 well

done in the UK that's good higher than

you then let's talk about some of your

flaws similar to prod you got that mid

facial fat something we got to work on

wait can can we find out what the hell

mid facial fat annoyingly K I've just

got to tell you you've got average

mandible forward

growth you know what not only is the

hair receding he says slightly receded

chin oh they're giving me the C

treatment man that's crazy mouth fre

them average jaw width

long long long mid f

well hold on hold on hold on hold on

he's called you mid he's called me long

big uper lip big upper lip wait can I

ask the question about the big upper lip

right I thought having lips like you

like you we've got big lips I thought

that was a good thing or is that only

good in women H maybe I don't know cuz

let's be honest they've given they've

roasted proddy for thin lips py let me

see your

lips yeah so there must be like a

balance between me and prod then that

were missing out on um upt nose I don't

respect my nose please no but to be fair

like when I look at you straight on I

can you look like thin there yeah when

you look at you straight on you can kind

of see like up the nose like into it a

little bit so I get what you're saying

but is that why people say that I look

like faith I don't think it's a bad

thing maybe yeah maybe slightly hooked

nose light eyebrows again I don't think

that's a bad thing but trim's gone mad

is what says just says hair loss hair

loss not evened you'll finished I

slightly protrusive ears oh hold on N I

don't know about them protrusive mean

outwards yeah I don't know I don't know

hey don't worry about that anyway

because we've got a longer list of

strengths okay okay so we got um some of

the stuff on here we have got 2.1 chin

to filter them what a masculine draw

angle a long Ramos you've also got a

Cupid's Bow high set cheekbones full

lips so wait wait wait these are saging

me up they're saying I got a big upper

lip is a flop maybe maybe the upper

lip's too big maybe that's what they're

saying almond eyes

um minimal minimal upper eyelid exposure

that's nice ideal eye spacing deep set

eyes um horizontally long eyes 3 to1 eye

ratio how does he work out this ratio

unbelievable 3.1 eye ratio um what else

we got above oh oh hold on wait score

down bottom one or right there above

average physique let's go yo yo I'm just

saying like prod didn't have that on

there

yeah heyy symmetrical face straight wife

teeth you've got a good neck width as

well great skin tone sorry that NE good

job you're white I'm just saying though

like that's crazy yeah no cuz you just

been on holiday in that you just come

back from what you saying Pro you got

good neck width and you get all the

draff jokes and I got thin neck yeah no

no but it's just cuz you have you got

like the stubby build whereas me m is

like in line with everything you know

right so you're in proportion I'm not

I'm not looking forward all right so you

know what I'll be honest with you 5.5

out of 10 I I am very very happy with

that like is a 7.5 I'd like to at least

be matching that if you get less of me I

swear to God you could just [ __ ] it's a

[ __ ] long day for me please are we

ready

yeah oh I'm just just about smv scores

in a month

brother Bry what kind of this what kind

of picture she used in oh wait the

middle one the middle you they're all

over a year old oh my God the middle

pick no do you want me to show you the

pics I sent no no no just did you send

any of those or they all no they they're

all from the insta oh he he put youy

you've you've got you got my height

wrong and everything we had a

conversation you're 5'11 I'm 183 cm hey

hey look I know you're upset about your

score oh my God they said additions by

the way they didn't even even call you

an influencer they give you podcast yeah

man this is crazy man my mom is a

podcast got thin neck slightly hooked

nose AED jaw with mid facial fat again

seems like we've all taken that L there

slightly hold on wait no you skipped

over slightly Reed CH I was just about

you know I think that's the mouth bre

[ __ ] that's just what we own in it can

you you say for the audio listeners as

well you got a 6 out of 10 face rating

yeah and a s out of 10 smv score so you

both are lower than me yeah in the comat

can you actually just Google what smv

score is because just just Google looks

maxing smv score because I think this is

quite important yeah yeah yeah we need

to know what that is like I actually am

not sure seual market value oh wow I'm

at the bottom right uh what did I get

yeah you are I'm at the bottom of us

three of sexual market value I'm down in

the tell so wait ladies would rather

have sex with proddy and trap him trap

they would tra to with a kid yoy which

pictures finally I don't think that

plays out I want to know out of all

these pictures which one did you send I

didn't send any of them I but I sent the

links to the Instagrams yeah get so he

so the picture I actually used of you

was the one you in that nice Gucci shirt

which um you sat by the fountain in Rome

I'm not going to lie I could tell Chip's

burning I'm upset you know why I'm upset

though because um these are all like you

know that middle picture yeah but that's

you that's crazy but that's you bro no

but that is about four years 5 years old

6 years old that's the way they found

the protruding jaw yeah I guess so I

guess that makes sense doesn't it yeah

all right so go through some of your um

strengths so my strengths what have I

got what's going on for wait wait hold

up they said you got that ozal build the

wide eye spacing oh yeah I guess that

makes sense what what what got full lips

I got I got the full lips almond eyes

mine look similar to yours horizontally

long eyes 3 to1 ey r show full dark

eyebrows I'll take that full hair

eyebrows close to the eye you're the

only one that cut the hair the hair

compliment yeah I guess that's good no

acne straight white teeth yeah like

cheek Cod there great skin tone non

producive wall shaped ears well-shaped

ears symmetrical face okay may me feel a

bit bad now you know what I will take

this I think that's quite good I would

have you know what what we're going to

do is this is what we're going to do go

we're going to get some of the other

boys and we're going to do that for the

next episode leave a comment down below

do you want us to look smack can I just

say as well we have an update on this

coming for the next podcast yeah we have

your glowup tips that are going to be

sent

through oh so he's done tips for how we

can all glow up essentially and he's

going to send them through for the next

podcast and we can increase our score

yes exactly okay nice that's great mine

mine will probably just have a flag of

turkey but other than that that's very

it's very exciting for me and prod

because you know if we if we sort that

out prod we might be in with you guys

are in for a good trans at score I don't

know how I can save mine oh hey there's

always room for improvement there is is

there's always room for impr I can tell

I know you I feel like you're actually

actually upset though he is actually

upset because the fact that he was even

close to me is

crazy no no no no no you are a goodl

looking guy no no no no no like in your

in your

space I'm only 0. five above you that's

so like we're on the same level but when

it sexual Market bro I'm down bro down

horrendous bro look that has killed chip

off man look these are the pictures I

sent by the way boys so all nice holiday

can I say like he we those are all much

better picks than what he used yeah like

we all look really nice there but at the

end of the day I'm glad that he you gave

him our insta because that is a true

ranking right there there's no hiding

[ __ ] yeah oh damn I I I actually uh feel

like I look really nice there

in that picture do you guys agree he

would have looked at that picture mate

so he's not looked at that picture well

he

done that can't be a six can it

boys am I really down that bad look chit

am I a six you know what I like about

these ratings I always thought myself as

at least a 7.5 like if I'm genuinely

honest like you well you got a seven

that is your sexual market value like at

the end of the day you are live you're a

seven I'm a seven and all to be fair if

you actually all ined me a seven would

probably be a rough good idea given you

if you took everything see the bank

balance SL bias slight bias yeah if they

saw my if they saw my personal bank

balance we'd be in trouble can I just

say chip what if we send through the

Baker and he gets high schore on you no

so this is what we're going to do guys

next time we need a list of people you

guys need us I'm real trouble and we'll

get that in how long that come oh like

24 hours oh wow great service okay well

shout out to him man because $36 as well

is a very good price yeah hey we don't

get a cut of this [ __ ] let's stop let's

stop promoting that damn don't let my we

will leave the link to doing it in the

description don't let her see that

because she going to see that seven and

think damn I'm dating a man with a seven

on smv like by the way I got to get my

money up just thinking about this now do

you think that women would do that cuz

for me I'm just thinking now like I know

a lot of girls would no no no not look

at that sorry do that to themselves

because I feel like they're they're

staring like cold hard truth in the face

I think yeah you can't speak for all of

them but I think it would take it too

personally and like genuinely be upset

yeah because I Look to as I I really I'm

not that I'm not AR enough to the point

where that take on chin like it's

obviously B our receding chins like we

know that we can take that on our

receding chins I think most of them

would be fine but like anyone that's a

bit self-conscious about it might look

at it and go home and be like [ __ ]

hell man it does get in your head

though yeah no I'm saying to like they

would get in their head like they might

be like oh I don't care Oh but then when

they go home maybe they put on an outfit

or something and they're they're like

I'm a six like damn like I'm I'm going

like Pub tonight am I going to go stand

in the mirror and be

like yeah if I was dressing up for

something and someone said you dress

badly I'll be far more offended than

that at that than someone saying you're

not the best looking oh yeah that that

is yeah that's actually so like you go

to a party whatever you've got a lovely

little fit on you know stop top clubber

you've got your finest clubber on a away

day type beat someone comes up to up to

you didn't pass you dressing for the

occasion e that's that shuts you down I

would say for a guy if you tell a guy

that he his he doesn't dress well yeah

in general then I think that would be a

bigger insult than saying you said that

to me you actually say that to me all

the time now don't he yeah sometimes

lazy with your drip in the office I'm

the same I'm I'm just lazy with it

that's all it is you know in my wardrobe

there are many nice outfits but I'm I

wake up in the morning I open first of

all it's become too much i' I've started

getting rid of a lot of the clothes cuz

it's just like yo there's too much going

on too much choice is stupid because

then it's like oh I don't know what to

wear here so I'm trying to minimalize it

get it down blue t-shirt some uni caros

and then I'm done I want to be like Mark

Zucker bug I like that well that's not

un and then when we go out to the nice

places then I have my little cheeky uh

special

like a little jacket you know about on I

went to my first restaurant actually in

New York where first restaurant sorry I

went to a restaurant where it was

required to wear dinner jacket and all

that stuff it was very nice but yeah to

wear dinner jacket and [ __ ] so I had a

little blue one was it worth it yeah I

mean was it worth the price I don't know

like n like was it worth dressing up for

yeah it was nice I felt like you know I

felt like very nice very Dapper I would

always say it is very difficult to

besides the obvious it is very difficult

to overdress for something in the sense

okay so if you wear a suit and tie on a

night outright okay fine but what I mean

is if you rock up somewhere and you're

unsure about what to

wear if you come prepared and you look

dapper and you look sharp that is always

better than turning up in like a hoodie

and trackies let me reaffirm your point

there I've never rocked up to somewhere

where I might be worried about that kind

of thing dressed right seen the guy

dressed really nice and and gone he he's

overdressed not bed never you never

think that do you if you see him and and

you got go to a movie premere the dress

code is actually not suit and tie it's

just wear nice got a nice hoodie on some

nice pants whatever guy comes in he's

wearing a Blazer and all that with a tie

I wouldn't think anything wrong with it

yeah you can't really yeah you're right

feel like you're right what some people

say is there's the counter argument to

that which is if there is a dress code

and you dress quite underneath it yeah

then you're almost saying like uh I'm

too cool you know I'm too cool to I

don't need to wear that I I don't

conform to standards of this now I see

why people might think that that is like

a bit of a statement but I I I think the

people that do do it like that also come

in with a serious level of like

confidence and that's why when they see

like oh when you see a celebrity they're

not dressing up like they dressed down

for it that's because when they walk in

somewhere they have a they have a

serious level of confidence about them

that that plays off whereas if you just

turn up and you're not like that

confident or whatever and you've dressed

down that's that's a you got to rock up

and own it man got your [ __ ] B

whatever you what however you decide to

dress you have to own it got your balls

out you have your balls out no it's

metaphorical what I mean by that is

before every event like that before you

go in walk

in and you can go to the toilet after

but you sniff your balls beforehand test

boost test boost walking like you

[ __ ] own the place Stanley does it

Stanley did it at the pub last week

before we walked in Stanley does it

every day before he walks into the

office yeah before he sits down for the

edit it's called the Stannis

sniff no that's the other one that's the

other thing whoa yeah I don't know what

you're talking about that's the other

thing he gets up to um look chip things

will be going well for you yeah bottom

of my so's quite clean yeah that is

actually rare by the way your your feet

are

flat um yeah but they are you got like

paddles no you know like a rat's foot so

you know what a rat foot looks like it's

like mad skinny and long yeah that's you

got well for those that don't know I had

to go to uh forgot what they're called

um it's like a foot Orthopedic or yeah

and I got them I had custom things fit

had to be fitted [ __ ] so expensive R

like I was like you know like if you go

to a shop and buy them to like 15 quid

but if you have them custom made there

was like £600 for just one pair and it's

like half of the size of your foot and

it only goes on the back half and it's

like got all these different lumps and

stuff to like recreate the arch in your

foot and like all that crap did it work

yeah it did work they are still like

relatively flat but they would hurt

constantly just anytime like I'll be

lying in bed my feet just hurt like so

they had it was something to do with the

archers not being supported and it can

also cause back problems and stuff cuz

all just stems up from the bottom really

and then had to get that sorted out but

yeah now I'm chilling you're lucky the

want a picture of your feet on the look

Maxi thing that might have cooked you oh

that would have cooked me differently

but it makes it hard for running when I

run my two feet are different so like

one my left foot fixs fits perfectly

inside my n r shoe my right foot moves

around inside who and they're both

different sizes just [ __ ] nuts it God

just gave up when he got to the B got to

the God just gave up in General on me

bro was like this guy [ __ ] him uh but

you got a you you got a new member of

your family yes oh I should have brought

the dog in Alonso man yeah I've got a

dog he's called Alfonso he's a small

he's a toy multi poo but you got to

explain the story about how you got

scammed I didn't get scammed what what I

did get scammed I told the misss I want

I'll get a small dog like a puppy but it

grows bigger so it's calm multipu does

grow a bit but she didn't tell me that

it was a toy multi poo we get to the

place in Leicester where we're picking a

dog up like damn like where she brings

her mom out like Dam mom's small though

she looks the if I have a picture of the

mom it was crazy the mom looked like a

trailer park mom but it was a dog she

had the bow with all the hair down I was

like damn like you look

ratchet yeah you are a bad

dog you not a good boy good girl

hey the do mom look that she been on

[ __ ] hard

man coming around sniffing I was like

whoa so I was like ah she really small

the dog must have gone to town dog must

have

B the [ __ ] dad was crazy he came out

smaller the short King

won proof short Kings can

Shing stocks are

high skinniest

[ __ ] he looked like he looked

like a skinny nerd with

glasses and I was like oh my

God they both the parents look like

crack addicts it was so it was like a

crazy and what they were way smaller

than you thought so were you looking at

it going like I was like d like but bro

going to get bigger than that right cuz

when I met him he was small just like

fitting into his hand and then she's

like yeah so his parents obviously she's

a toy poodle he's a toy mtis or whatever

and s's like a so he's a toy multi she

like yeah and I'm like what I didn't I

thought I was getting a Molly poo now

you're telling me I'm getting one that's

like five times smaller is that what it

is this is how big you will get no way

say that again no he going to get this

big like he's a little bit smaller than

this right now I I don't know how big

he's going to get but like he can't be

getting much bigger cuz they were small

now be honest maybe maximum he gets is

like the size of that

lamp so he's a teacup dog pretty much

yeah like he is small and he very yappy

he biting and [ __ ] y that's just a puppy

though is that normal yeah that's fine a

well you got to control the yaps a

little bit yeah yeah we were doing it

this morning like he's yapping to come

up on the bed um he's [ __ ]

everywhere that's normal though that's

normal but he does like pee and poo on

his we and so what about the

dog anyway less about the

misses what about Alonso but yeah he

always he always doing that crazy [ __ ]

you know will he be um smaller than Lola

do you reckon yeah yeah yeah bit quite a

bit smaller than Lola as well wow [ __ ]

that's tin maybe Lola and alons get out

Lola kind of bad as well she's been done

bro she been she already had it yeah

yeah yeah she been done as in like don't

say it like because that sounds crazy

right say sound like she been

piped you're saying that your dog's been

piped like you set it up my dog ain't

been piped the the pipes have been

snipped yeah this reminds me of Jamie

Hutchinson saying his mom's ass was

banging no solite he said yeah and he

likes sniffing his Grandad's ass that

was the other wild one what yeah no he

said on this podcast didn't he that he

slipped one in his Nan that was it it

that was that was it accidental though

so credit to him um but yeah so now

you're now you're a dog dad that makes

all three of us dog dads yeah that's

very EXC we need to do a little play

date dog cast little play date eh oh we

should one day we just bring them all in

yeah we Carnage be so good oh we got

least bring them in and show them off on

the p and that yeah show them but what

is what if your that pisses and shits on

the carpet [ __ ] probably will mate he

probably will feral like his dad yeah

but I get on it as well just join him

make could feel part of the family yeah

like we're just pissed together brother

has he watch you pipe yet oh yeah what's

your ruling on that going to be no what

is the situation the rule in that is a

no for me because I won't even get

changed in front of him I don't want

to

get I don't want to subject him to that

like he's young he's young I don't want

to like I don't want to poison his mind

you know next thing you know he'll be on

o he'll be on [ __ ] o chatting up oh

his o doggies he'll be paying for other

o dog exactly OB only

[Laughter]

[ __ ] I don't want him to live that

kind of Lifestyle yeah you got to keep

him pure 100% man um you're going to get

him you going to get his balls chopped

off at some point is that is that a plan

here's a question for you when you chop

them off what do you keep them or just

no we don't frame them no all not frame

them but like you keep them in like a

little keepsake box like they look like

two little chickpeas bro do they no I

don't know never seen a dog know I I

didn't ask for them you could probably

ask for them

maybe I don't know I don't like cleaning

this bum I don't like it man why not the

wipes and stuff I don't even like

cleaning my

own no I got do this the dog's one as

well so wait do you actually does it not

just I mean it just like is it like he

dropping like sloppy ones what sort of D

is kind of hard poos at the moment I

don't know if that's good or bad it's

better than the soppy ones when it's

soppy that's when you're in a danger

sometimes he drops his stin as though

really what's his diet he's

eating uh what is it called somebody the

the owner told us it was actually bad uh

but we got it so we V it to him

anyway this was after we'd um already

had the dog for a little bit and we've

gone to not the not not the vet sorry it

was just a pet shop on him chocolate

biscuits and he throws them up how can

you not like a digestive ungrateful

little [ __ ] no it's it's crumpled up

bits of monster Munch pickled

onion well he likes it

though he likes it he's got a comb over

and he listens to avenge sfold in the

corner of the living room so obviously

his lunchtime will be you know crumpled

up pickled onion two monster munches two

of them cuz that's enough and then put a

little bit of monster in his and he

starts spinning it around the living

room yeah and then we'll whack on

slipnot what do you actually Fe so give

him

water bro living the

highl he lives in Guantanamo chip little

bit iron Brew on the side if bro stop

yapping um and then I give him Royal K9

yeah that is bad for them yeah pet shop

owner said Royal K9 was bad you know

what you should do well we we but I

obviously already had it the owner of

the the breeder of the dog gave it to us

went to the pet like the default it's a

default food you get here's one thing

I'm getting mixed responses everywhere

Reddit and the Vets say that it's the

best asking Reddit for doct so

normal it's just so Discord there's no

way Reddit are saying that Royal RIT

Reddit is saying Royal K9 is the most

like researched one and the reason why

it's so vet recommended is because of

the research behind it which is why all

vets recommend it and then they say but

the other side of the dog world which is

Pet Shop owners will tell you it's wrong

cuz they read the ingredient list or and

apparently the ingredient list is not

good on that so I'm split I'm Split

Decision there I think you it's supposed

to when they a puppy and you you got to

change the food but here's one way I'm

going to look at it right so the pet

shop owner told me not to buy it bad so

bad yeah but then I got a vet who is you

know got PhD whatever and all this

[ __ ] [ __ ] so who am I listen to

you're listening to the V vet right

yeah all I got in my head you like so we

Str I think to begin with you give them

like hard food and then we moved to a

raw diet for our dog and it and we read

like all the benefits and [ __ ] like that

and they were

insane and touchwood we haven't had any

problems for that uh yeah yeah you can't

feed them raw off the B but it was in

because we did I did the same I looked

on Reddit and stuff and then we just

said you know what we'll just give this

RW stuff a go and it was have you used

um Butternut box I know I don't that's

what we use fola and she loves it she

get a little brand deal for the Dog

episode yeah when are we going to do if

we do a dog pod man I could go off yeah

I think if we I should have brought off

fonso with me today you can't he's not

at his Jabs no no I can take him in a

sling though I just can't let him on the

floor catch diseases and all that [ __ ]

but honestly like like me I think he's

built different I I I might just send

him out send him out you know you know

always good is you just let him go out

there for 24 hours it's like a little

Challenge and just if you survive it

then you're one of us well I don't want

him to be like the rest I've already

been giving him chocolate you're not

meant

to right let's go oh some [ __ ] animal

rights people no so I did a just to

clarify to animals rights people I am

not serious and he doesn't have pickled

on

your and water uh I did like this JD

shoot with uh it was like

Talia um

oh what was the one oh I feel really bad

I forgotten zezy Mills and Chloe burrow

like this must be maybe two years ago

now and we're there and we're talking

and and they're like oh like I bet you

feed your uh dog chocolate and Chloe

Bar's like yeah yeah I do I give it I

give it chocolate digestive biscuits and

they're like what you're lying right and

she's there like no seriously and you

know that chocolate's poisonous for dogs

and she's like no it's not and that I

was like yes it is and she's like well

not my dog so she just feeds her dog

chocolate digestive chocolate it's one

of them things bro you're just building

up the immune system it's like me when I

uh so you're not meant to eat moldy

bread yeah you're not is this out of

choice no well back when I was younger

yeah my family was poor so probably I

probably just did it cuz I had to but

moldy bread just a little bit every now

and then get you good keep you right get

you SED trust me build that immune

system up pal all right well look at the

time that we're recording this there's a

Misfits uh fight happening literally

tomorrow but by the time this goes out

it would have already happened I don't

know who the mystery fighter is against

um Ed Matthews um I I I did I asked JJ I

said oh what is it he wouldn't tell us

tell us he refuse to tell us so but he

did say it's going to be someone decent

as he was who do you reckon it is going

to be do you have any like who do you

reckon like oh I reckon it might be this

person all that people online that

saying it's that Dad guy but I don't

know who the hell that guy is I not

saying a rude way by the way but who is

that guy I don't know I think Jarvis

potentially do it oh that would be good

that would be good but I I I think Ed

would lose to Jarvis I think jvis jvis

is really good though isn't he like um

po a decent little scrap against Gib but

Ed Ed Matthew loes just loves to scrap

don't he although supposedly he just

tested positive for drugs yeah but it's

it's not like they've not dropped any

proof have they no they just kind of

came out and said yeah he's on roids but

that PBA they um oh that's

yeah on Twitter they go a bit crazy

don't they yeah it's like they love the

interaction but that doesn't pay the

bill so I don't really know what oh

there you go is that him dad feels yeah

you this guy yeah uh I don't know him I

don't know I literally just saw somebody

said oh it's this um this guy that's

fine so who knows if it is him uh no

offense I'll would just be a little bit

disappointed because JJ did say that I

would know who it was okay he did say he

did say yeah and I don't know that guy

but anyways we'll see how that goes I

tell you another big fight that they're

trying to make happen or I say they um I

know Danny aens and this Jack Doty Jack

D is he Dy is it Dy yeah and and yet

that to people that don't know this chat

guy is like one of them classic us kick

streamers and oh it is it's tough it is

a bit crazy I I just don't understand

like it's not for me it ain't for me

either it's so far from what type of

content we just I want to know here like

does our audience enjoy that are we just

a bit

older way I don't know how you can watch

that and go like I can't wait for the

next one like I I internally like my my

soul hurts when I see it's a lot of like

being just rude to people it's just

being horrible on I'm streaming it right

we're beating around the bush here it is

for stupid people who enjoy that content

like people with low IQs and low brain

power 100% I'm lowy I'm with on this

hear that if you're finding that sort of

stuff funny you are just a narrow-minded

individual that's a fact well look Danny

aens wants to set the record straight

and he wants to scrap this guy and I saw

that he was getting super super busy on

uh on Twitter and they were going like

back and forth and stuff but I I want to

know if it's actually going to happen

I'm tempted to should should we just

Bell Danny arens and see if it if it's

actually going to happen because too

many too many times

times all right chip I reckon we give

him a ring and uh figure out him I got

my headphones on I'm ready here we go

I'm ready for chicken oh a bit loud

EG bit loud that prod my brother yes

what's going on good timing man how you

doing mate wait are you are you in a car

right now hell yeah man constantly on

the grind mate right well you're live on

the fellas podcast so don't get too

nervous okay I'm [ __ ] myself all

right well look mate we we're actually

calling you up because we need an answer

about something very important um okay

and listen because we see you beefing

the uh Jack Dy guy TW yeah yeah is that

fight actually GNA

happen K chip y I don't think so man why

why not I think so hey you know M's the

the big dog in

charge he said look Danny iron is down

it's it's it's Jack Dy that is being the

the antagonizer if you will wait what is

he saying it's a money thing or he just

doesn't want to fight he's mate he ain't

he ain't got nothing he do have the

minerals he doesn't have the minerals I

I'll do it on the street do you know

what I mean do it on the

street I don't need to to be a sanction

fight mate I

mean why don't you like

him chip chip do you like him yeah yeah

we wait have you just crashed mate I

heard a big in the background not me

that's not me oh that's not me that's

not me no that would be a clip yeah um

no I'm telling you uh yeah we were

talking about that a minute ago he's

he's not our you're not our type of

content creator good man good answer

yeah no he's he's a wanker is what we

call him all right so wait what so what

we need to pressure this uh Jack dor guy

to sign sign the sign the contract I

also need to stop wasting my time on him

man do you know what I mean there's

other people that want it I've had names

I've had names who give us a name I've

been offered

bivo Danny arens versus

bivo hear me out I work too hard that

you work too okay so you're saying

you're a bit that's a bit below your pay

grade who you thinking then who you got

who you

got ah it needs to it needs to be a

stupid American manate that door he was

perfect he was perfect yeah I'm trying

to think I'm trying to think right now

what about like that uh that neon guy is

too small right yeah small

build never all right so what are you

100% going to be fighting this year then

is that what's on I prom I promise you I

will be fighting this [ __ ] oh my God I

can't wait because you shadow box way

too much to not actually get in the ring

so Danny if you get in the ring now and

you're [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm I'm going to get

big out get I will be the best YouTube

boxer this year I promise you I love

that all right mate look look I'll leave

you to it drive safely all right bro

yeah thank you by take take it easy

byebye see you

later what a he's a good L him Danny

aens isn't he he's he's he's on the up

he's on a crazy trajectory right now got

the misses got his motor he's loving it

keeps posting on his story I I don't

know if he was put it on his close

friends and [ __ ] like the things he

wants to do to the car yeah so I know

he's deep in that he's gone full Pimp My

Ride on the going for the boxing fight

he's he's stepped away from FIFA on the

main Channel saw that uploading more

like just normal style content and it's

banging scored a last minute winner in a

charity game you know what people are

saying they're saying 2024 is is Danny

Aaron's year that's uh he's doing his

best to make that a thing about that

back about a year Danny aens he's had a

glow up the glow up will probably

continue how old is he he's quite young

and he 2 21 I think maybe yeah 21 yeah

so look it's it's going to be

interesting to see if he does fight on

this I'm trying to think now look I

don't I don't think off the top of my

head you know what about someone like a

Bryce Hall oh n come on man Bryce Hall

has been it too long to give him Danny

first fight like Danny doing Bryce's

first fight is silly in my op oh you

think Bryce wins that how good Danny is

but Bryce is a dog like he is

good let's have a think here okay Danny

arens he's he's quite big time so it

needs to be someone with a at least

something about him in that level

don't know what his boxing ability is

going to be like is there anyone in the

UK before we because I just think the US

is just a bit I can't really think of

anybody that's on it this is not a good

one cuz they're boys but like on that

level ging and Danny oh my

God good in the sense that they're

friends and you want to see that anyway

but that's what we need to think of we

need to think of someone in that kind of

he me out here I think if Ethan's not

going to do it you build Danny up to a

fight with Joe yeah but not the first

fight no no not the first fight need to

be someone else that's not at a fight

yet as well like so we

can so we don't really know we don't

want to send him in there with someone

who's got a lot experience you got build

this guy up he could be some music kid

that we're not really talking about

actually you guys obviously haven't

watched it but that that Harry lab from

traitors he's going to come out be an

influencer bro you need to you need to

shut your trap on this traitor [ __ ] no

no no I'm not talking about it but I'm

just saying he he's the sort of person

yeah similar build following he'll be

after it I'm telling you no is about

Danny the reason why I think he'll do so

well is he very confident guy even like

you know charity matches anything where

people watching he just loves it he's

but lowy no matter what when you're

backstage before you do your walkout

everybody shits it

yeah everybody does but he would be one

that handles it better than Mo yeah

that's fair got Fai in him who's a good

scrap for him like I was going to say

like the thing is Ethan and Denny are

twoo close of friends I do like the Joe

Weller and Danny thing but it just it

that has to be a second or third fight

he does need to be I think an American

is good as well cuz his whole that

anti-American thing he's doing is just

funny what about Tom

Garrett N I don't know Tom I don't think

Tom simar build a bit more to get to

that Danny level yeah he's got he's got

a way to go yeah but you always need an

a card and a b card no but you heard

what he said he didn't want to scrap

bivo because yeah but Tom Garrett is way

more respected than bivo respect does

bigger more people know about they and

Danny would be good

Theo Baker Theo Baker versus Danny you'd

need a serious injury clause in there

you you do your whole Camp to be told

he's on fight more chance of me joining

what's good than that

happening what about on the ba Squad

boys anyone in there maybe like Oh I

like that little shy versus Danny a I

don't think Shy's too much of like a he

too much of a like a he little pretty

Chiller yeah pretty boy yeah do you know

what I mean like he that's not a bad

thing that's just his his image yeah

yeah yeah he's on his elusive typ yeah

yeah exactly he this is not his

space um anyone else from beta Squad n

not really that would do

that I can't believe we can't think of a

Danny arens maybe people in the comments

and yeah we're probably missing like a

real obvious [ __ ] shout here to be

fair that that's just what we do because

we're all [ __ ]

idiots why would you say that that's

horrible you know I'm not feeling too

hot right now look I don't want to hear

it from you I've got movie for a yep

talk I've been dying to watch this

you're going to get on to me instantly

here but a lot of people have called it

one of the movies of the year uh it's

not English Japanese superer in Japanese

no hold out hold out but it's meant to

be really good meant to be really really

good come on then it's called Godzilla

minus one you're lying you have got to

be

lying waste GED up

a hold up hold up hold up hold up

where's my phone plug in

right you know letter box you know how

it works right yeah let's go check the

letter box score on

it okay because you know like these

movie guys are the these people on

letter box don't piss about if someone's

bad it gets a bad score okay I'm telling

you is this made by the same you know

what I'm willing to hear him out cuz I

thought it was animated and no it's not

animated it's not animated and it got a

lot of hype when it came out I've been

waiting to go see it it's got 4.2 that

is very good on letter boxed name me a

good movie interstella yeah

4.3 and what does this have 4.2 4.2 a

lot of people even people that don't

necessarily [ __ ] around with those

monster movies in Japanese in Japanese

you want to watch you know what movies

that are done like that for examp 8.3 I

know that's not you know all right you

know what chip I will hear you out wait

wait wait wait came out on UK cinemas as

well there's demand for this okay

there's demand for this all right you

know what chip I take it back let me

apparently it's just like way the

Godzilla animal is crap nah bro don't

piss me off it's one of the best ones no

no it looks so [ __ ] it looks like an

overgrown Beaver nah you need to relax

like the the Japanese version as well is

a lot better than like the do you ever

see the original American Godzilla from

um when we were

younger that he looks cold man he a real

[ __ ] he damn you need to respect

I can't he misunderstood like King Kong

huh is he misunderstood like we got the

superhero therapist on the Pod

today no no you know what it is do you

like hater no I'm not I I would want to

watch this to be fair hear me out I

reckon we go away we all watch it we'll

come back on the next one is it is it

the uh I reckon you could probably watch

it without going to the cinema now oh

really I don't know it's been out for a

few months it might be available for

streaming you know do you use I will

watch it I will watch you use Rakuten to

rent movies on your smart TV well I I

was I was staying at some Spanish Hotel

yeah and that's like the default channel

that yeah but that's where I sometimes

rent my movies you know if you like got

a cinema movie you pay 15 quid if it

wasn't for Prime Barcelona no one would

ever heard about racu bro I'm telling

you they're on they're on the up then

they're on the [ __ ] up they're at the

front you know when you can move your

widgets about they're at the [ __ ]

front for me um but yeah how about we

all go away and then the audience can go

away as well similar to what we did with

saltburn and if you can find it watch it

you might have to illegally stream it

which I'm not encouraging we we we

definitely say don't do that but um and

we'll come back on the next solo episode

and we'll discuss it we'll see if it's

any good I want to see if you guys like

this you guys normally hate that big ha

big all right that's a good one stand

stand side Matt you too boys every maybe

maybe Godzilla would be interested in

posting the entire I mean people do Post

entire movies onto X that's a real thing

what a segue what a seg that's true

though isn't it I've watched full movies

on X before yeah it's true it's true yo

damn nah I'll get called out for it I I

watch movies on Tik Tok in

Parts I don't know some about it there's

an account I follow and I always comment

on it saying where's the next part movie

boy and I get loads of likes cuz people

like oh chip I say movie boy really and

then what does he does he use your one

to reply to link to the next part n no

he Hees me but he posts him I know I

know he sees me yeah yeah yeah he can't

be missing me I'll be rocking up with a

thousand likes on my comment I'll be

like how crazy would it be if if there

became a a world in where we could watch

all our movies just on our Twitter feed

on our what Twitter feed I mean you can

watch a lot on there like people just go

[ __ ] it full Oppenheimer movie three

houren that just yeah it's mad I tell

you who else is dropping uh dropping

content on

X Mr Feast yeah Mr Feast on nut dropped

his first one you know I was actually it

was interesting before he dropped it I

was looking at the Twitter like um there

was like a little thread between him and

Elon mus like a while back where he oh I

have to

apologize got the gut out if the looke

maxing guy gets a hold it half down few

scor if you're listening Carle just had

his belly F hanging

out it was tipping over anyway um yo um

so yeah I saw a little thread on Twitter

a while back of Elon Musk

and come on Mr Beast and they would talk

Mr be was talking about his video views

and El mus replied to him post him on X

and he was like look man the videos cost

Millions to make if I posted them on X

and wouldn't even get I would even make

a fraction back like kind of just like

cooked him a you know he was I rate that

though because he was just being

straight up the reason why people don't

like it's the world's richest man

someone of was you know status and power

and he just was like yeah nah I make

[ __ ] Aro yeah but yeah so recently he's

just dropped an older video on X full

video and it was the $1 versus $100

million car I think it's

called Uh Elon mus did reply yeah or did

quote retweet it yeah uh it's on 120

million views now yo what's that picture

no it's just send me that some yeah but

it's on 12 was was that 120 million

views now and he uh Mr B said he was

going to get back to us on how much

money he made hold on a second I might

be able to tell you real quick actually

because I'm I'm a subscriber to Mr Beast

on on yeah I'm with you on that it's the

only guy subscribed to on Twitter just

cuz I like to see what he's how much is

the fee to subscribe to it's like five

qu5 or5 pounds

you know I don't mess around in dollars

I don't it's not the right currency for

me I only mess around with the [ __ ]

Queen silver bro Kings

now I'm loyalist even if she's in a

grave I'm there no it doesn't actually

he hasn't posted it yet he did say he

was going to he did say after a week he

was going to post it so it's still a bit

time yeah yeah yeah that's but yeah like

you said it says it's got 120 million

views but we do know Twitter views

counted relatively differently I think

even if you just scroll past it that's a

one as long as it starts playing yeah um

but we know that it shouldn't really

make anywhere near as what it would on

YouTube there's a few people that reckon

Mr Beast is going to like sorry not Mr

Beast Elon Musk is going to fill that

video up with like premium ads and so

that it can earn earn much because

really let's be honest you know if Mr

Beast does see value in it and starts

posting on there you will see a massive

change in the platform itself and the

way people approach it with content

creation and you're going to see some

you know I don't see what would we post

this whole podcast on X I swear if that

if that works and that video does well

and and he watchs away with a good CPM

who say I won't [ __ ] post videos on

my own videos in it exctly not that I

would get a lot of views cuz no one

gives a [ __ ] but that's what I mean it's

like Mr Beast is in such a unique

position that it's hard to tell what

quotequote like normal creators would

get because they know that this is a

test it's going to be exciting to see

first of all what type of money he gets

in there because even if he gets I think

like a quarter of what he got on YouTube

he will start posting on there because

it's just extra extra cash for really

just putting your content up on there

the only thing that I can imagine that

might be a bit of a problem is though is

that he will want the majority of people

to be watching on YouTube and not X if

that's the case because he's getting

paid four times the amount over on

YouTube and if you watch it on X you're

not then going to go and watch it on

YouTube so he's going to have a bit of a

dilemma there and it all depends on how

much money he says he's made out of

this I am anticipating if he's

made let's say by the end of the week

it's on 150 million views I reckon it's

half you reckon he made 700k of it no no

no cuz that's what you would have made

of on YouTube so what should we just say

that Mr Beast is rocking a $10 yeah

probably is what on YouTube should we

just say no it's way less because his

audience of course yeah is uh so

worldwide that it's in markets where ADS

just don't sell very well think it

averages out around because you know I

think it's lower in general would have a

higher CPM than us and ours comes out at

around 10: and you CPM or

RPM let's go off RPM RPM is what

everybody I was saying CPM because while

the audience kind of knows they don't

really know RPM RPM is the actual what

we get paid so for example on one of my

videos my [ __ ] 7 to8 pound

RPM yeah let's do you imagine oh let

doing dollars $10 then yeah right um it

Mr be in America [ __ ] ads capital of

the world it's going to be higher

naturally there and the majority of

audience is still from there yeah but

but you are right he will have a wide

audience across the world I seriously

think you

in average absolutely I re you're I also

reckon Mr Beast just has a higher one

from who he is as well YouTube are going

to push more on his channel like you

know how like remember Google preferred

or whatever yeah does any yeah look I I

swear it's kind of low okay let's just

say for argument sake we'll meet in the

middle let's say we'll meet in the

middle at 8 I think it's 6 you think

it's 10 let's meet in the middle at 8 so

if he's getting 8 per thousand views and

then that means he and like I said let's

say gets 150 million views on this video

on um

Twitter that would mean that he's almost

at [ __ ] almost at like a million a

million dollars he's it's still worth

doing ah but it's like but there's no

way that he's earning a million dollars

off that video there's just no way I

think you'd be looking at

100K and is that worth it for him no I

know it sounds like [ __ ] I got 100k from

posting on Twitter it sounds like that

yes but for the beast from what it could

take away from his YouTube channel it's

a tenth of what he would earn on YouTube

so you would need 10 times the

views in order for it to be worth it

which which 150 million is not 10 times

the views damn man this is a crazy one

this is a tough one to figure out so we

we maybe be talking about this a little

too early because we'll just have to

wait see we do know [ __ ] all here like

it could actually just end up being nuts

cuz like either they pushed it or ever I

don't know yeah but this could be a big

game changer for anybody making content

anybody looking to make content keep

your eye out for what he says the number

is here and it's going to change the way

a lot of people make content regardless

of whatever his answer is here it's

going to change the way people treat X

in terms of content so that's a pretty

interesting one I think yeah yeah you

ain't wrong right one of these funny

things that uh did you see recently the

um what was the recent well first of all

we have to address what Stanley has been

talking about stanislav stanislav

literally walked in the office one day

and went David atra's dead and oh no no

no no he didn't say he's dead he said

David atra's in intensive care yeah end

of Life Care wasn't it what was it like

end of life end of life care that was it

and we're all there like what so we're

all looking on Twitter like nothing

about it and we're like stand that where

are you seeing this news and he's Oh no

I got like a WhatsApp forward message he

got a little plug didn't he what can you

say it was a it was a screenshot of

something it wasn't AFF forwarded it was

a screenshot from my friend it was a

screen screenshot from a friend I would

argue that's even worse I can I be

honest though I saw what it was and it

was like based on what it was you would

believe it I think I thought it was

believable these WhatsApp messages are

mental do you remember the uh because it

wasn't just a WhatsApp message what can

we say no don't say anything but yeah we

mean it was believable you know what I

mean

really I can't say it without putting

him in the mud but are you saying it

looks like a work group chat potentially

it was something that's more than just

forwarded some crap but this is the

point that I'm making is that forwarded

messages are so funny do you remember

the best ever what set forward message

which was the James Rodriguez unb sorry

not James Jamz James Rodriguez James

Rodriguez and this was all about how he

was actually a woman let me get it off

kmin Rodriguez

yeah that was one of the best let me

read this thing out this was nuts by way

I'm a [ __ ] idiot by the way cuz I

genuinely had 20% of me believed it no

no no a good 50 I was well invested in

this one for sure we need the the

screenshot

time look thing is like he looked good

as a woman there you need to type in she

no no you need to type in WhatsApp

messages all right here we go I'll zoom

in I'll oh boy this is mental by the way

end all right so this was a an iconic

UK classic man this is all right and it

was a forwarded WhatsApp message that

says mate Rodriguez is never going to

play football again it's all being

completely hushed up by The Club at the

moment and chelotti doesn't want the

team being distracted in the runin if

the news breaks out the players

themselves haven't even been told it's

going to be the biggest news in football

when it breaks a couple of years ago he

decided he wanted to live as a woman and

started taking hormone pills it's Why

Real Madrid got rid of him for nothing

and no other clubs were in for him

Everton thought it was worth a punt for

just a shirt

[Laughter]

saling it's weakened his body which is

why he's only managed 60 minutes here

and there remember the bruised testicle

early in the season

hormones after the anfield game he

decided he wanted to go through the full

gender reassignment surgery that's why

he's not been since he had it done last

week FAA he can't he can't stay in the

men's game anymore they've chopped his

dick off

lad that's how you can tell SC I swear

to God so many people have cut well it's

got to be a Liverpool fan but it's

unbeli that was one of the best of all

time it was that and then even recently

there was one about like Newcastle

players like all shagging in a penthouse

that prob believable though it's no but

this is what I mean it's only believable

because some Geer on WhatsApp has just

been saying it like other than that what

what makes you believe it yeah true true

you ain't wrong no but they've chopped

his dick off as the best way to sign a

message off ever they've chopped his

dick off lad unbelievable we can't

forget the Wembley lasagna in as well

that was iconic that was so good it just

so childish and dumb wait can you pull

that one up oh yeah get that one I

forgot about that remember all the meme

images about it yeah this was class and

this is what I'm saying it's like like

so much fake info can get knocked about

so

easily just one one of them days is it

where the day turns into night yeah and

then at the end of the day it's night

yeah of the night is day do you want to

W the headphones on for this oh go on

then yeah I want to be reminded of this

this oh I hope we got that on camera y

we did oh

[ __ ] also just so you know um my sister

her

boyfriend's um brother it's always a mad

defense and one of the things that

they're doing to prepare and this won't

affect London this will be everywhere

they're basically worried that people

are going to get stuck indoors without

any food so one of the things that

they're doing is they're actually

working on making a massive

lasagna um so they're actually at the

moment as we speak they're building like

the massive lasagna sheets um and

they're just going to start making the

layers um

today uh and then hopefully like

obviously put the put the bolog on and

then put the sheets on top but they're

having to make the special sheets

obviously cuzz they've not g big enough

enough cuz they're making a lasagna the

size of Wembley Stadium so how they're

doing it is they're actually putting the

the underground heat in at wemble that's

going to like bake the lasagna and then

they're going to put the roof across so

it's like a recreate an oven um and then

what they're going to do is they're

going to like carry that um they've got

loads of drones and they're going to

like lift it up with the drones and

they're going to like like cut off

little portions and like drop them into

people's

houses just so make's eating still and

no one dies which is obviously quite

sensible but yeah I think I'm looking

forward to that cuz I do quite like LZ

as well so I hear me out yet uh that guy

talks like the's

girlfriend no do you know what I mean I

get it oh my God yeah it's the Cadence

it's the same Cadence yeah the way he

like pauses his sentences like and then

obviously uh and then and the Las Che

yeah and then look well no no what we

need to do is we need to do our own one

yo that by the way we need to start up

our own what's out forwarded

one we have to figure out what it is

though right so we want something that's

um not too personal and something that

doesn't necessarily link it straight

back to us that's it can't come from

like it can't link to us cuz then it's

going to be a little too obvious oh the

fellas they own a podcast it will be too

bait that we did this we need to do it

but the person needs to be somebody that

is mainstream enough but a little bit

Niche do do you know what I mean like if

if we just say oh like David Beckham

it's just too is too much you need to go

with somebody that most people like on

WhatsApp people that forwarded messages

on WhatsApp and people that are in group

chats

know and then we need to build the story

from there what who are we thinking then

who's who's Big who's a big person you

could you could

go I don't want to do football cuz

football has been rined listen hear me

out maybe too bait but we could we could

work it we could do it the best here but

everyone still knows him

jji Prime KSI oh my God would he hate

me household name household name we

could probably get away with it and he

won't be too angry if we don't I don't

think he'd give a [ __ ] he'll find it

funny cuz he knows it's not whatever

we're going to come up with he knows

it's not true yeah he knows is not true

but it needs to be somewh that is enough

to get forwarded okay but it can't be

something that makes him like look

really bad that could be a PR disaster

no do you know what I mean like it can't

be like we can't [ __ ] his career no no

no well he never shows his misses so

there's a little bit of

material oh my God could you imagine if

we just said

that his mes was a man he's got a

boyfriend it would work because that's

basically that's like got shades of the

Rodriguez story like he it turns out the

reason why he never shows his girlfriend

is because it's a boyfriend that's

[ __ ] genius

bro I think that will that not go into

the

newspapers n no we don't want it to go

into news we want it to go on Twitter

and somebody post like I've just

received what we'll do once we've come

up with it we'll um all send it to our

friends and then I can send it to Stokey

G and get him to sort of say that he

receive put get if we can get football

Twitter they are going to be our allies

on this one we need and we need like

Stanley we need Matt we need people

behind the camera to send it into their

group chat and we want to see how far

this can go we got to cook it up boys

let's write it let's write it's got to

sound like you're one of the lads down

the pub as well so um you've got to

start off with some like colloquial

language common

[ __ ] start with that a bit Geer not

not going to believe this one you know

that kind of [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah

something like that what about something

like this [ __ ] all if I got one for

you oh you know [ __ ] [ __ ] hell get

this

boys yeah I guess is get this people say

was at the pub the other day and my mate

and his brother who work on Harley

Street oh my God because Harley Street

is is the one in London cosmetic yeah

and it's a rich thing isn't it it is a

rich thing yeah if JJ is going to go to

like a doctor's appointment anywhere it

would be Harley Street it would yeah

okay you know the Gaff where they do all

the plastic surgery and stuff basically

KSI had an appointment at this this

practice I think we uh basically KSI had

appoint practice Yeah uh and let's go

with like where he and another guy are

like um oh [ __ ] man do we do we go like

the the pretty much no oh man wa so

obviously I've said um we were at the

pub with my mate and his brother are we

saying his brother works at the practice

or are we going to say his brother was

the accountant for the practice and he

heard through someone are we going to

add another layer to it oh what and go

one step further I think the one layer

with the accountant could work no no no

not account because they have to be

physically it's he's an assistant not

necessarily account but like the extra

layer is definitely receptionist doesn't

work then or his misses I was at the pub

the other day my mate and his brother's

misses he said his misses his brother's

misses his brother's misses Works behind

the in the

reception his brother's Miss no no we'll

go with my mate

misses works as a receptionist yes I

like at the Harley Street Clinic yeah so

it's like yeah so there's two there's

two people in between right it's his

mate and his m is the receptionist and

so it's like third-and information yeah

here you go okay okay was at the pub the

other day with my mate's uh Miss with my

mate and his Ms works on Harley Street

in London at one of the clinics at one

of the clinics you know the Gaff where

they do all the plastic surgery oh just

so uh uh the Gaff where they

do you know what I would get I would get

rid of that because you have to make it

seem like he's put this in a group chat

where all his mates would know what

Harley Street is and it's just like if

you know you know all right cool and and

most people know what Harley Street is I

think all right so at one of the clinics

getting rid of the Gaff where they do

all the plastic surgery yeah all right

basically should we assume his mates are

like um maybe like um people that don't

know YouTube and he explains who KSI bit

or should we just go as if he's a

household name and doesn't need to

explain him no don't need to explain

KSI all right okay basically KSI had an

appointment at this practice where he um

uh What uh he and another n cuz it what

we'll say the way we'll say is they like

KSI was like holding hands with another

with another yeah he was spotted holding

hands with another bloke um wait here we

go let's do this the person maybe not in

the waiting room that's a bit bait

though with another person and she could

have sworn it was a bloke at what if

what if he's missing no no not even at

first just was a bloke what if he's

misses sees this and then thinks JJ's

gay and he's cheating on her with a

block oh my God no no going have to pre-

J I might have to yeah you're going to

have to pre-worn him yeah I'll just had

yeah yeah he'll [ __ ] love this he'll

find fun I don't know you'll find this

funny bro 100% are we sure is funny it

is funny it is funny if someone did this

to me let me voice right now let me

voice because we do need actual

clearance here oh he's just replied to

me in the FPL chat so he's live we go

I'll keep cooking while you do that yeah

keep cooking let's see what you've got

right wait I'm going to voice yo um this

this is a strange voice not I'm going to

be honest but I'm doing fellas podcast

right now and we're talking about

WhatsApp forwarded messages and like the

crazy stories that get forwarded now

we're doing this to Simply prove

misinformation

spreading right but we're going to start

one about you

right right and what we're going to do

is we're going to say that the reason

why you never show your girlfriend on

camera is actually because you have a

boyfriend right and we want to see how

many group chat is going to get set into

and if it ends up on Twitter can I

please just get a thumbs up from you um

pleas please I think it's going to be so

funny if it actually happens but I just

need you to know it and also uh your

girlfriend to know that you aren't

actually cheating on a BL on her with a

bloke um so yeah uh can you please reply

with a yes or no you're okay for this to

happen ASAP please ASAP we're we're mid

podcast right okay let me read out the

rest so basically KSI had an appointment

at this practice he came into the door

holding hands with another person and

she could have sworn it was a bloke

either his bird is actually a bloke or

he's dating a fell yeah we need to by

the way this needs to be yeah we need

way way it needs to fill up the WhatsApp

screen man think yeah like like the more

in depth people get into it the more

like they feel so we need to add layers

then we need to add a few more layers so

let's put the end let's get our ending

line first which is this would this

would explain why KSI has never shown

his girlfriend before on YouTube before

comma she's a man oh she's a bloke glad

she's a bloke or he's got a boyfriend

fellas yeah some like that or he's got a

boyfriend similar to the way the hamers

Rodriguez one finished off he chopped

his off need that ending punch line kind

of thing right so we need to we need to

fill this middle bit then with with

weight we need to fill it with weight so

what would he be doing like are we going

to explain what appointment he might

have been in for are we going to say

it's well we said it's a receptionist so

the receptionist knows what appointment

you have so he said just a regular uh

um it was a specialist appointment you

can just say that you don't to say

hairline special a facial specialist

because that's why potentially it's a

bloke try and look more like a woman oh

you could go you could go for the

hairline thing um teeth cook go teeth

Harley Street they're all right he's got

good teeth though so that's why I got

mind sorted yeah so it is a known place

for that maybe yeah K basically K I had

a specialist appointment at this

um do you want to mention The Bodyguard

make it um always always got Steve with

him that big lad that big is always in

the s men vids no no no no no no no cuz

they they'll they'll think that was like

2016 Ethan or something we need to go

with you need to you need to put uh the

big uh his big security was stood

outside the waiting room the whole time

making sure no one went in yeah like

that all right we got the green light

from JJ yes yes it says L yeah go for it

laughing face okay so was at the pub the

other day with my mate and his Ms who

works on Harley Street Okay cool so it's

his mate's misses that we're referring

to oh my God oh my God this could cook

if this Cooks bro this is a Hall of Fame

we made it like believable enough Doon

we'll find out is this enough to make it

well once we're done we'll read it out

we'll see proper

awkward that she'd seen the

nah I think I think we leave it at they

were proper cuddling on the

sofa they n but would it be more

believable that they jumped up a little

bit when she came

in so it's like she caught them like cuz

they're not just going to [ __ ] what

about kissing nah too much it's too much

too much I wouldn't believe that I think

that might be no but that's the you need

that punch through that's going to make

people go no way like either no way this

is real they were kissing on the C no

can we can we can it work shall we

kissing yeah all right give it a go

write it into the story let's let's see

how it looks okay cool um and I want you

to send me the message on WhatsApp so I

can see how it looks yeah because this

this doesn't look that long here but it

might be long in what yeah yeah cool all

right so let's do you want to read it

out so far and then can you quickly send

it through to make sure it's not too

long cuz it needs to just be B once I

finish the sentence it'll be fine I just

need to finish the sentence they look

proper awkward are we sacking that off

um and she went back to the waiting and

she went back to the no no they they

look proper awkward and he just got on

he just got up and he got up uh I just

think um they they look no I think it

needs to be like they kind of jumped

they kind of jumped a little bit when

she saw them because you know what I

mean and she was she was defo not

supposed to see them or something like

that yeah yeah yeah I think something

like that okay cool as she was I'm

dribbling out of excitement bro hold

on so what if you put they looked proper

awkward as she was defo not supposed to

see

them nah but what does that make sense

that how was she def or not supposed to

see him if she got to go in and call him

for their appointment would they not is

that not is that def or not supposed to

see that see that yeah that's

better and then that last line bit mad

all this would explain why KSI has never

shown his girlfriend before cuz she's

actually he's actually got a

fella and then are we putting like the

the tears sing to his face I'm going to

send to you WhatsApp chip yeah let's

have a look at it send this through send

it send it in our send it in our chat

chat yeah do you want me to go ahead and

give this a full read through give it a

full read through all right here we go

all right it fits the screen and it

looks good as well here we go so this is

what this is what we come up with boys

[ __ ] hell get this boys was at the

pub the other day with my mate and his M

works on Harley Street in London at one

of the clinics basically KS had an

appointment at this practice he came

into the door holding hands with another

person and she could have sworn it was a

bloke once through the door they got put

into a private room with that massive

security guard waiting outside the door

my M's Ms went into call KSI for his

appointment and there were proper

cuddling on the sofa they looked proper

awkward as she was DEA or not supposed

to see that bit mad all this would

explain why KSI has never shown his

girlfriend before cuz he actually got a

fell sorry first of all there's like you

you you said some things too well it

says like once through the room once

through the door they got like that too

well put Okay cool so it needs to be

like um just get just put they got put

into a private room with that like just

start from there yeah because otherwise

it's like you're that's good they got

put into a private window story um my

matate mrss went into call KSI for uh

call KSI uh for his appointment call him

or call KSI call no call KSI for his

appointment and they

were properly cuddling on the sofa um

they look proper yeah same prop is fine

twice cuz it makes it seem less popular

as she was def not supposed to I

actually think that looks to see that

bit mad all this would explain but you

you've got like your your commas are too

good you kind of need to get rid of the

commas and stuff so what we'll do is we

what we're going to do is we're going to

uh just rough this up a bit right like

you know uh when you're at school and

they said like oh make it look like it

was a bit old to you put tea stains on

it yeah you know what I mean that's what

we're about to do this up and then we

send it on and then what we're going to

do is we're going to whack this in a

group chat now this is being filmed on a

Friday this goes out on Tuesday so we've

only really got the weekend for this to

go and Monday now it's actually quite

important that we have like um the the

school CU we need school days for this

to be passed

about well realistically we're going to

have the end of school today aren't we

so that's going to be active hours

Saturday Sunday everyone's on their

phone yeah

watch I think I think we're looking good

I think we're good for today to put this

out yeah and we'll see if we can get on

football we need to start at the right

place because if we start with any one

of our group chats obviously that's not

going to work even stanos slabs is a bit

too bait like they we still got to feed

it through our no we This Is How We Kick

start trust me we get it through St St

is going to be our key it needs to be is

that it s maybe a bit too B will his

mates believe that no because he what we

say what we'll say Stanley is you'll be

like I'm going to ask Cal or chip if

this is I'll ask him next time I'm in

work but I just got this sent through do

you know what I mean so he can make it

seem like guys I I'll Chase up on this

but LOL if this is true I've got my year

Football chat that's got 40 blocks in as

well I whack in there yeah yeah yeah oh

my God I wonder if this catches on this

is insane if it catches on I'm glad we

got the thumbs up from JJ because that's

funny you know what you're doing Stanis

stff you know you're part of the mission

if I say like oh I've just got SE don't

know if it's true or not and they'll

know because I work you guys there they

might think could when people send on oh

just got sent this by guy guy works at

the oh guy works at the fellow Studios

that it does work you're right oh [ __ ]

lots of layers to it all right guys look

we're going to wrap it up there we're

going to leave you with that what a

little Cliffhanger we'll see you all for

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last inspirational quote [ __ ] you put

that one on me

uh wow I don't really have one just like

that oh wait what about the rising Tides

oh um How does it go again um a rising

tide raises all Rising Tides rais all

boats that was it Rising tide raises all

boats that one is from our Co Hackney