Carousel Sweepstakes | Episode 23 Que Pasa De Wey Podcast

Que Pasa De Wey
19 Jan 202414:55

Summary

TLDRIn this lighthearted and humorous podcast episode, the hosts engage in casual banter, discussing personal anecdotes, wrestling experiences, and life updates. They joke about appearances, share stories about family and work, and even delve into playful topics like dating advice and hypothetical 'nut sweep' contests. The conversation is filled with brotherly teasing, making for an entertaining and relatable listen.

Takeaways

  • 🎙️ The script is from Episode 23 of a podcast, where the hosts are discussing the episode number and ensuring they are on the correct one.
  • 🤔 There is a humorous moment where the hosts joke about checking if they are on the right episode and suggest everyone should check, including the audience at home.
  • 💡 The hosts consider using back lighting for the podcast and debate the aesthetics of the current lighting setup.
  • 🏆 One of the hosts shares his experience of being invited to a Varsity wrestling tournament and the challenge of cutting weight to compete in a higher weight class.
  • 🏆 The same host talks about winning and losing matches in the tournament, including a match won in overtime, and a clip of the event is played.
  • 🍕 There is a running joke about one of the hosts working at a pizza store and making hummus, which is a stereotype the other host teases him about.
  • 🏀 A discussion about basketball skills and the host's ability to shoot three-pointers, with a playful jab at another host's lack of basketball prowess.
  • 🎓 The hosts talk about life updates, with one admitting to not having any significant updates and having done the same thing for three years.
  • 🍽️ A humorous debate about who looks like they eat certain foods, with one host being teased for looking like hummus and another for looking like a farmer.
  • 💰 There is a discussion about the host's job, with one suggesting that the other should take over the pizza store where his father works, but the latter declines.
  • 📊 The script includes a segment where the hosts playfully argue about body fat percentages and who should be the 'Meed' in a hypothetical game.

Q & A

  • What is the main topic of discussion in this episode?

    -The main topic of discussion is not clearly defined in the script, as the conversation is casual and covers various unrelated topics.

  • What does Sam share about his wrestling experience?

    -Sam shares that he was invited to his first Varsity tournament, lost weight to compete in the 165-pound category, but had to wrestle up to 175 pounds as per his coach's instructions. He won two matches, lost two, and won one match in overtime.

  • What is the humorous situation involving Tony's father and hummus?

    -The humorous situation involves a misunderstanding where Tony's friend mistakenly believes Tony's father makes hummus, leading to a series of jokes about eating habits and stereotypes.

  • What is the significance of 'KAC' mentioned in the script?

    -KAC seems to refer to a game or rule where the person with the highest body fat percentage is typically the 'Meed,' although the context does not provide a clear explanation of what KAC stands for or what the game entails.

  • What is Tony's job, and how does it relate to the conversation?

    -Tony's job is not explicitly described, but it is mentioned that he works one day a week and earns $40,000 a year, which leads to a discussion about the nature of the job and its pay.

  • What is the conversation about Tony's future plans?

    -Tony expresses that he does not plan to take over the pizza store his father works at, nor does he intend to live in Massachusetts in 20 years. He mentions the possibility of going to Dubai and starting his own company.

  • How does the script mention Tony's physical transformation?

    -The script mentions that Tony has lost a significant amount of weight, going from weighing 260 pounds to 225 pounds, and expresses a desire to get down to 150 pounds.

  • What is the 'Tony Nutsweep' mentioned in the script?

    -The 'Tony Nutsweep' is a humorous and nonsensical concept mentioned in the script, where six women are said to be entered for a chance to win a vacation with Tony's stomach, implying a contest of some sort.

  • What is the 'Dream Carousel' and how is it used in the conversation?

    -The 'Dream Carousel' is a playful concept where each person imagines a carousel of six celebrity women they would like to be involved with. It is used as a humorous way to discuss hypothetical romantic or sexual fantasies.

  • What is the tone of the conversation in the script?

    -The tone of the conversation is casual, humorous, and filled with banter, indicating a friendly and informal atmosphere among the participants.

Outlines

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🎥 Podcast Episode 23: Wrestling, Humor, and Life Updates

The transcript begins with the hosts confirming they are recording episode 23 of their podcast. They engage in playful banter, checking if everyone has the correct episode and joking about the lighting setup. The first topic discussed is the host's recent invitation to a Varsity wrestling tournament, where he had to cut weight and wrestle in a higher weight class than expected. The conversation includes humorous anecdotes about the wrestling matches, personal life updates, and a playful debate about whether or not one of the hosts looks like he eats hummus. The hosts also discuss their appearances, with one being teased for looking like various characters from popular culture.

05:00

🏋️‍♂️ Wrestling, Weight Loss, and Future Aspirations

In this paragraph, the discussion revolves around the host's wrestling experiences, including his weight loss journey and the challenges he faced in the tournament. The conversation takes a humorous turn as the hosts joke about each other's appearances and compare themselves to various characters. The host also shares his future aspirations, which include moving to Dubai and possibly starting his own pizza store, reflecting on his family's background in the restaurant business and his reluctance to follow in his father's footsteps.

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🤔 Dating Advice, School Life, and Podcast Antics

The final paragraph presents a mix of serious and comedic content. The older host offers dating advice to the younger men, emphasizing the importance of compatibility over looks. The conversation then shifts to school life, with the hosts discussing their experiences and observations. The podcast takes an unexpected turn with a bizarre segment about a 'nut sweep' competition, which involves a humorous and absurd contest related to the hosts' personal lives. The transcript ends with the hosts considering whether the episode should be posted due to its controversial content.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Episode 23

Episode 23 refers to the specific installment of a series, in this case, a podcast or video series. It is a continuation of previous episodes and suggests a narrative or thematic progression. In the script, the hosts confirm the episode number to ensure they are discussing the correct content, indicating the importance of continuity in serialized media.

💡Varsity Tournament

A Varsity Tournament is a competitive event typically involving sports, where schools or teams at the highest level of competition participate. In the script, one of the characters discusses being invited to his first such tournament, highlighting a milestone in his athletic career and the dedication required to compete at an elevated level.

💡Wrestling

Wrestling is a physical sport involving grappling-type techniques such as clinching, throws, and pins, with the goal of immobilizing an opponent. The script mentions a character having to cut weight to compete in a specific weight class and his experiences during wrestling matches, showcasing the discipline and effort involved in the sport.

💡Hummus

Hummus is a traditional Middle Eastern dip or spread made from cooked and mashed chickpeas, blended with tahini, olive oil, lemon juice, salt, and garlic. In the script, it is used humorously as a stereotype and a point of contention between characters, reflecting cultural references and the use of food in humor.

💡Stereotype

A stereotype is a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing. In the video script, the mention of hummus and its association with a certain ethnicity is used to create humor through the portrayal of a stereotype, illustrating how such concepts can be used in comedic contexts.

💡Legacy

Legacy refers to something transmitted by or received from one's ancestors or predecessors, such as traditions, institutions, or achievements. In the script, the legacy is mentioned in the context of a family business, the pizza store, and the expectation or pressure to continue the family tradition.

💡Body Fat Percentage

Body fat percentage is a measure of the proportion of fat in one's body mass, typically used to assess fitness and health levels. The script humorously refers to a game where the person with the highest body fat percentage is 'Meed,' indicating a playful and competitive atmosphere among the characters.

💡Dating Advice

Dating advice encompasses guidance or recommendations given to individuals about how to approach romantic relationships. In the script, an older character offers advice to younger ones, emphasizing the importance of compatibility over physical appearance, reflecting on the values and priorities in relationships.

💡Marine Corps

The Marine Corps is a branch of the military that specializes in amphibious and expeditionary warfare. The script mentions 'Paris Island,' which is a training depot for the Marine Corps, indicating a character's aspiration to join the military and the rigorous training involved.

💡Dream Carousel

A 'Dream Carousel' in this context seems to be a hypothetical or playful selection process where characters choose from a lineup of desirable outcomes or people. The script uses this concept to create a humorous scenario where characters select from a list of celebrities, demonstrating the use of imagination in conversation.

💡Nut Sweep

The term 'Nut Sweep' appears to be a humorous and nonsensical concept created by the characters, involving a competition with an absurd prize. It showcases the characters' playful banter and the creation of inside jokes, which is a common element in casual and friendly interactions.

Highlights

Introduction of Episode 23 with humorous banter about checking the episode number.

Discussion about the importance of proper lighting for the podcast recording.

Sam's wrestling journey and the challenge of cutting weight for a Varsity tournament.

Tony's humorous anecdote about his father's job at the Pizza Store and the stereotype of making hummus.

Debate on the authenticity of Tony's hummus eating habits and Sam's denial of enjoying it.

Joking about Tony's physical appearance and his resemblance to various characters and celebrities.

Tony's self-deprecating humor about his weight and the group's playful teasing.

Sam's revelation of his stable life with no significant updates, contrasting with the group's dynamic.

Tony's reminiscence about a past basketball game and his role as a shooter.

The group's playful discussion about Tony's potential future in running a pizza store.

Sam's aspirations to move to Dubai and not follow in his father's footsteps.

A light-hearted conversation about the job of accounting and the family's profession as counters.

The group's competitive banter about weight loss and Tony's significant weight reduction.

Discussion of Tony's wrestling match and his physical reaction to the activity.

Sam's humorous claim of sweating a lot and the group's reaction to his statement.

The introduction of a 'nut sweep' contest with a humorous prize involving Tony.

A bizarre and humorous conversation about a dream carousel of celebrity women.

The group's debate about the ethics and implications of the 'nut sweep' contest.

Concluding the podcast with a debate about whether the episode should be posted due to its content.

Transcripts

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this is episode 23 they're

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here this is My Brother Sam hello he's

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like just like me get off your phone I'm

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checking if you got I'm checking if you

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got the right [ __ ] episode this is 23

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this is 23 are you sure you're on your

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phone too why are you both checking

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should I check too yeah yeah every

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Everybody check everybody check people

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at home check the title is this 23

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idiot okay all right first topic what do

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we want to talk

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about I have no clue did we have a light

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last time yeah we had a light okay wow

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back lighting might be good though that

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looks good we're fine are we going to do

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it in this like sexy lighting yeah bro

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no I feel like this is a porn like this

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it's about to be all right Sam you've

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watched the podcast before I'd like to

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invite you to your first uh meet time no

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me get the

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camera get

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it

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he's oh my goodness oh my goodness Fat

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Boys on real topic I got invited to my

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first Varsity tournament I cut so much

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weight to make it down to 165 and then

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my coach told me wait we actually have

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to have you wrestle up to 175 I was like

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but

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I won two matches and lost two matches I

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won a match in overtime I'm going to

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roll that clip right

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now get

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[Applause]

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him what up

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Tom it's very heroic Tony how's your dad

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doing still working at The Pizza Store

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yeah still making the hummus he doesn't

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make hummus you're so stereotypic I

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don't even eat homus you don't even eat

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humus you just eat

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it no I don't even eat why you obviously

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eat R you're the one who's always like

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oh you're like hummus I don't eat hummus

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you look like hummus you eat pork Cry

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Baby Back pork you do look like you eat

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pork rides then if we talk about C look

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like a farmer who should be in like

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Texas in like a oh my God my feelings

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why you've hurt me so Tony you fat

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your haircut makes you look like

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[Music]

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a oh my God she look like one of those

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old ladies in the CER it happens every

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episode wow booty come

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here get him Sam come on get

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[Music]

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him oh my

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God damn

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yeah

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[Music]

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how did your lock feel

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like wow ton Tony's been

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disabled and he is

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now oh my God he's being

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dominated Tony's been dominated I hear

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you go to basketball are you go to

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basketball me yeah you what I haven't

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play used to be draining three-pointers

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out there on the court I was never good

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at basketball but I was good at shooting

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wide open alone for whatever that's

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worth he's better alone Sam how's your

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life been what what have you done with

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your life life's been good uh life's

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been uh any

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updates no no updates nothing

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significant has happened in your life

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I've been doing the same thing for 3

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years and did you come during a senior

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night you weren't there it was just say

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four parents and your senior no I saw

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you at the Thanksgiving game I was at

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the Thanksgiving game were you wearing

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your ver jacket like all the other will

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like I don't have a legend so you're not

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you're not a wh and Legend no I remember

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walking past this kid in his family

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Thomas Was Out playing when I was

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walking to watch the game and he goes

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hey Xander and then his dad goes a that

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poor kid what we showed him one of the

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episodes what was it 21 oh yeah yeah we

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showed my dad and he's just like Jesus

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Christ well now it's me so the rule for

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KAC way if you want to make your own Kos

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way at home the highest body fat

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percentage member of typically people

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gets Meed I [ __ ] hate this

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job it's not getting

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paid would you rather like say if this

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PID well would you rather do this or

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would you rather Pizza Store I don't

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work in a pizza store no but but that's

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your legacy you your father does picture

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of daddy I love that picture so much you

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put a picture of of like somebody

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actually looks like my

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dad right here you thought that was my

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bad yes

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genely but yeah are you going to take

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over the pizza Pizza Store when it's

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time it's not my dad's pizza store so

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well are you going to make it your pizza

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store well no that you got to win The

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Pizza Store where does he work does he

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just work at whale and pizza house he

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works at wh and Pizza House

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yeah you got to follow his footsteps I'm

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I'm not going to live in whale and 20

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years you can live in na there I'm not

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going to live I'm not live in

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Massachusetts in 20 years where you

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going back to his home country back to

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the pyramid like if everything goes well

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Dubai yeah I want to go by yeah do what

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[ __ ] make my own company Pizza Store

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Tony's Pizza I could make a pizza store

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make a lot of money but of course not no

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would you do this job this exact job

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which is basically just Xander's job two

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months ago like you this job no I don't

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$40,000 a year oh that's not bad that's

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not bad consider you work one day a week

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basically and by work you just kind of

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sit there and take it it's decent pay

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considering all you're doing is

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basically just like getting destroyed

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make him disappear what you mean make

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him disappear like could

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that yeah what do you

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do I do accounting that's not bad a lot

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people my family are counters counters I

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don't know what the problem one pizza

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two

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Pizza I'm oily and fat so enjoy that one

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me we're going to have to pry it off you

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hell

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yeah get him get

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loose wow we have two two men and it's

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like a hot tub without the

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water why You Look At Me fing this

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forest in between the

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two this dude you put a DVD in there

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bro you're not used to weigh 260 right

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what do you weigh now

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to5 225 I want to see 260 T oh you lost

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holy [ __ ] you lost like 40 lbs over four

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years four more years no like you can go

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get down to 150 no 120 you wanted to be

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140 for this season yeah well that's not

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happening oh my God what

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happened I think everybody on the show

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has a good look like uh you look like

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Rashid Ted uh you look like David

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Hasselhoff in the SpongeBob movie

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[ __ ] he looks like Mo from the

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no looks like he looks look like Chris

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from Family Guy yeah oh my God

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[ __ ] you do have that Chris

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Personality yeah what do you

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think all right Tony and Xander what do

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something

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entertaining I think that I'm going to

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get skinny first why is that cuz you got

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the bre two very boring minutes

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later just Pro a few moments later I

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hate seeing like girls in our school in

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the room I'm trying to work out like I

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hate them seeing me like and stuff all

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that

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yeah one pair of pants later that's just

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why I don't talk to women several song

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filled hours later right so I I have to

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be in a specific why are you so sweaty

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cuz I just wrestled Sam oh why why what

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you're like red yeah I do get red his

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wife gave it to the wife all right Sam

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what do you want to talk about Sam this

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is your episode this is my episode oh

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you are sweaty yeah I sweat a lot same

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yeah I sweat a lot who who's sweaty you

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sweaty no not is just sweaty from

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existing I'm not sweaty Thomas is just

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you know smooth actually full of grease

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cuz you're a big GRE how old are you 21

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can you do some for me what do you need

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can you get can you get some alcohol for

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no yeah beer no don't drink alcohol

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alcohol is not good for you I drink a

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lot of alcohol what wait

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he drink the humus water dude we have a

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couple shots before every episode wait

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what you do what I drank a whole bottle

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of vodka he drinks a whole bottle of

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milk and cookies and you have a whole

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thing of hummus and we have a whole

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workout I'm going to college only two in

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the whole country where are you going no

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Paris Island oh that's right wait what

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there's only two in the whole wait what

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yeah there's only two training Marine

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training Depots in the whole country

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really let's the other one camp

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where's that San Diego I was there

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couple they're just on opposite ends of

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the country yeah literally if they cut

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the country in half in the Mississippi

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and then whichever side you're on they

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put you one hey take it put it

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down take it oh

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no like sleeping like a sandwich

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everyone get on everybody up

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yeah that hurts so much

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I don't pay child

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for what Tony what do you want Sam as an

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older gentleman what do you have to tell

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these young men about dating advice what

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advice can you give don't do don't go

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strictly for

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looks it's

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not what because that's not the most

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important

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thing is

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looks the most I think the most most

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important thing is find somebody who

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which you can actually get along with on

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a person of a level is there any gr up

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the class that you're like I like way

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she

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looks no girl oh there's a girl that

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Xander has his eye on T how's your woman

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doing oh square a square Steve from

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Minecraft is she actually the one you

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look at during class I thought there was

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different yes Tony I'm in class just

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[ __ ] staring straight at him

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like B me off a piece of

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that Tony's mom conversations like

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Thomas you don't cover topics well yeah

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you you need to get spreadsheets and

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make actual topics watch right you watch

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right he has it guest that fat titty boy

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in order to make an interesting podcast

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with any sort of subject matter we have

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to cover a certain topic

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Palestine

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no that device will be found after this

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podcast oh

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is she hot what the [ __ ] leave the poor

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man

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alone let me stretch so agressive holy

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[ __ ] there's no talking going

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on

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damn you're I applied to the coach for

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so you would have a Tony Tony nut sweep

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Stakes for the girl you finish

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it so Six Women text this number Six

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Women will be entered to be part of the

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Tony giveaway to steaks the one that

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wins the nut gets a vacation with Tony's

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stomach you can win this you can win

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this try call the

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number not

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sweet if you're lucky you get a baby

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yeah okay it's like oh it

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broke oh no I'm sorry I guess you wish

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you're too heavy to ride this you lost

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the nut sweep Sak

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all right s you can do a dream Carousel

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take of six celebrity women that want to

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be on your Carousel six will be

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Goldbergs fine you can do the Big Mac

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which is mattress woman mattress woman

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mattress you're going to have sex with

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those AAL your

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doging

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shut

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look

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at oh my

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God my

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[Music]

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God okay who's going to win the Sleep

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obviously he's going to cream by that

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[ __ ] have one do okay so Xander want to

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do your Carousel now now that he's done

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his he's going to win the Xander nut s

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Dolly Bon um Brad

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Pit Brad Pit is on that list John vett

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ran Reynolds is on that list RH and

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Tony's edible

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brother Tony's brother dude Tony's

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brother winning every single time you're

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just going to take that no matter what

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dude we start off with him done

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immediately you spin around done gone

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well you're I'm over with you know hey I

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think your dog is enough if you're if

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you're that was so dark what who whose

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idea was this yours you were like oh my

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three the C it's coming around I [ __ ] I

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[ __ ] I [ __ ] nut I think you guys should

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set up a booth at the high school for

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the Tony

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nuts step right up there's like no

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line

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whoever I'm like wearing a hat and like

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only Steve it's like a kissing Bo but

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it's like just his

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like he's like Thomas it's

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cold it's like C we're outside I can't

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get it on right now yeah come on it's

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like I'm trying to jump down a car I'm

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jum I got jumper tables on It come on

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each

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testicle why you why you in a FAL

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position I don't know I know he's wanted

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to accept something right now he wants

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to he wants to win yeah for real dude he

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wants to win Tony get in there he wants

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to win I feel like give him your

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insertion of creamy Delight I think we

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just cut this podcast loose we we we

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should not post this why shouldn't we

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post

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this

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