Superpowers101 Episode 1 The Basics
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hello everybody my name is Jessica
Porter and welcome to the first episode
of superpowers 101 where I'll be showing
you how to get the most out of your
superpowers without breaking the bank
today we will be covering the basic
steps on your journey to becoming the
ultimate killing machine so if you're
ready to truly start enjoying your
newfound superpowers you've come to the
right place the skill level of today's
lesson is beginner once you realize that
you have superpowers you will
undoubtedly be overwhelmed by all the
possibilities in front of you should be
good will I be evil should I just start
killing people right away should I focus
on getting rich this is the point where
you're gonna want to take a step back
and remember these five simple rules
rule number one don't get caught I'll be
the first to admit but I didn't follow
this rule in the beginning I remember
thinking things like go ahead call the
police I'll kill them too
or I don't care how many witnesses I
leave behind I want everybody to know
about me I cannot stress this enough you
do not want to be famous
please not right away once everybody
knows about you you'll be dealing with
police FBI SWAT teams military sure you
get to kill scores of people put your
future options they're gonna be severely
limited you'll have to start thinking
about a name a costume and agenda
catchphrases you get my point
chop me when I tell you you're better
off evolving at your own pace so don't
get caught
rule number 2
plan ahead one of the first things
you'll notice when you have superpowers
is how unbelievably easy it is to kill
people there was this one time when I
killed 314 people in six minutes now for
as much fun as that was and it was fun I
spent weeks cleaning up the mess
Palestine I could have spent killing you
torturing more people so what'd you do
decide to kill somebody take a few
moments to think about what you're doing
so if you decide to kill someone in a
crowded location always make sure to
know where the exits are that way you
can make an easy escape if there's going
to be a lot of witnesses it goes without
saying you're gonna have to tell them to
decide ahead of time if you're gonna go
ahead and kill them all in the scene or
wait til a later date and then kill them
all individually if you decide to kill
them later
make sure you gather all the relevant
contact information from every witness
so it's easy to find them when the time
comes
names addresses phone numbers emails you
may even want a friend of on Facebook
just remember a well-prepared killing
machine is a happy killing machine rule
number three dress appropriately
seeing as how superpowers are only ever
granted to attractive women this rule
should come naturally you don't have to
put together some ridiculous costume or
anything stupid like that
just remember to wear clothes that
instill confidence in yourself tops
should always accentuate the twins
remember super heroines
I never flat-chested pants should always
be form-fitting but nuts uncomfortably
tight baggy pants on the other hand we
run the risk of getting caught on things
tights and stockings well they tear much
too easily and
should only be more if you plan on
seducing your victim first always wear
high heels they not only make your legs
look longer but high heels automatically
give you a sexy and somewhat evil stride
fingerless gloves are a nice touch they
let your victims know that you mean
business not only are they fashionable
but they also keep your adorable little
hands clean from brains blood and
various other bodily fluids providing
your victims with pleasant imagery
before killing them is a thoughtful
gesture
so always dress accordingly rule number
four you decide who lives and who dies
there are over seven billion people on
the planet and the only reason they
exist is either a use side and let the
live or be you simply have gotten around
to killing them yet
killing random people is always great
fun there's nothing like hearing your
anonymous victims say things like why me
here what did I do to deserve this but
for as much fun as destroying a stranger
can be it's always much more satisfying
when you're killing someone that you've
decided needs to die that next-door
neighbor of yours who's nasty adds
Frankenstein vanity dogs never stop
Sparky elected officials cause don't
believe it pot is more dangerous than
alcohol
countless actors who started terribly
written mommy porn movies about sparkly
vampires even worthless famous for
nothing brain-dead bearded reality TV
stars who do nothing but complain about
stupid [ __ ] talking about you
Kardashians
nobody is beyond your reach you're
thousands of times stronger than anybody
on the planet so never sell yourself
short rule number five have fun
somebody once said with great power
comes great responsibility
well I'm here to tell you [ __ ] that
[ __ ] seriously the world is yours
now you can do whatever you want
you can kill whoever you want anything
you want is yours for the taking
there are an infinite number of ways to
kill and torture people so don't be
afraid to get creative
you can use everyday household objects
or cars for skyscrapers remember take
the time to toy with your victims tell
them that you're gonna kill their
families when you're done with them make
them watch you kill their spouses defame
your victims on Twitter before killing
them remember creativity is your friend
I promise you the following is five
basic rules will revive you with a solid
foundation for your future as a
super-powered sociopathic killing
machine be sure to tune in next time
when I'll be discussing the essential
techniques for destroying your victims
both mentally and physically
and if you have any questions comments
or ideas for future tutorials go ahead
and leave them in the comment box below
if you'd like to learn even more about
getting the most out of your superpowers
go ahead and visit me on Facebook
Twitter and Tumblr you can find the
links in the description below until
next time I'm Jessica Porter reminding
you that knowledge is power and power is
fun thanks for watching please subscribe
and we'll see you next time
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