If You Don't Buy Zelda Tears Of The Kingdom, You're An Idiot.
Summary
TLDRThe video script is an impassioned defense of Nintendo's 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom,' calling it a masterpiece that has saved gaming. The speaker criticizes those who don't appreciate the game, labeling them as 'fake gamers.' They argue that Zelda games epitomize gaming perfection and that the Nintendo Switch has revitalized the industry. The script also mocks other consoles, claiming they lack quality games and that only the Switch offers true gaming experiences.
Takeaways
- 🎮 The speaker passionately praises Nintendo for delivering an incredible gaming experience with 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom'.
- 😠 The speaker criticizes those who dislike the game, suggesting they are not genuine gamers and are possibly jealous.
- 🏆 The speaker considers 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom' to be a masterpiece and one of the best video games ever created.
- 🚫 The speaker dismisses common excuses for not playing the game, such as not owning a Nintendo Switch or not liking puzzles.
- 🌟 The speaker claims that the game has saved gaming from mediocrity and restored it to its former glory.
- 📊 The speaker highlights overwhelmingly positive reviews for the game, dismissing any negative feedback as delusional or biased.
- 🎉 The speaker expresses a personal transformation and gratitude towards Nintendo and the Switch, admitting past skepticism was wrong.
- 😌 The speaker mocks other gaming platforms, particularly PlayStation and Xbox, for their lack of games compared to the Switch.
- 🎉 The speaker celebrates the impact of 'The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild' on the gaming industry and its influence on open-world game design.
- 🏆 The speaker declares 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom' as the game of the year and a must-have for any self-respecting gamer.
Q & A
What is the speaker's opinion on the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom?
-The speaker believes that Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is an incredible and unforgettable video game experience, and considers it one of the best video games ever created.
What does the speaker think of people who criticize the game without playing it?
-The speaker views those who criticize the game without playing it as jealous, pathetic, and not genuine gamers.
How does the speaker describe the gaming experiences of those who do not own a Nintendo Switch?
-The speaker implies that those who do not own a Nintendo Switch are missing out on quality gaming experiences and are not true gamers.
What does the speaker say about the replayability of Breath of the Wild?
-The speaker praises the replayability of Breath of the Wild, stating that every playthrough is different and that new discoveries can be made even after multiple playthroughs.
What is the speaker's stance on other gaming genres like walking simulators or sports games?
-The speaker is dismissive of other gaming genres, referring to them as 'garbage' and not suitable for 'real gamers'.
What does the speaker claim about the reception of Zelda games by the gaming community?
-The speaker claims that Zelda games, including Tears of the Kingdom, receive universal praise and are considered gaming perfection by the community.
What does the speaker say about the reviews of the game?
-The speaker asserts that the reviews of the game are overwhelmingly positive and that any negative comments are from delusional people who are biased against the game.
Why does the speaker believe that owning a Nintendo Switch is essential for gamers?
-The speaker believes that owning a Nintendo Switch is essential because it offers high-quality gaming experiences that other consoles cannot match.
What is the speaker's opinion on the state of gaming on other platforms like PlayStation and Xbox?
-The speaker is highly critical of PlayStation and Xbox, stating that they offer inferior gaming experiences compared to the Nintendo Switch and have a lack of quality games.
What does the speaker suggest for those who do not plan on buying the game?
-The speaker suggests that those who do not plan on buying the game are not real gamers and should be excluded from the gaming community.
How does the speaker feel about their past criticism of the Nintendo Switch?
-The speaker admits to being wrong about their initial negative opinion of the Nintendo Switch and now loves it, stating that it saved gaming for them.
Outlines
🎮 Passionate Defense of Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
The speaker passionately defends the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, calling it an unforgettable masterpiece and criticizes those who dislike it as non-gamers. They argue that the game's success is due to its quality and not marketing, contrasting it with other games they deem inferior. The speaker also mocks those who use gaming for attention and dismisses excuses for not playing Zelda games, suggesting it's a sign of low intelligence or skill. They recount their own dedication and sacrifices for gaming and see the game as a savior of the industry.
😤 Criticism of Other Gamers and Consoles
The speaker criticizes other gamers who do not appreciate Zelda games, calling them fake gamers and mocking their preferences for other types of games like walking simulators or sports games. They also ridicule the idea of not owning a Nintendo Switch in 2023, suggesting it's a mark of a bad person. The speaker boasts about their own gaming achievements and collections but asserts that none of it compares to owning Tears of the Kingdom. They express pity for fans of other consoles, claiming that no game on those platforms can match the quality of Zelda on the Switch.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Legend of Zelda
💡Unforgettable
💡Masterpiece
💡Gaming
💡Hate
💡Jealousy
💡Replayability
💡Glory Days
💡Nintendo Switch
💡Gaming Clout
💡Puzzles
Highlights
Nintendo has delivered an incredible, unforgettable video game experience with the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.
The reviewer passionately claims that anyone who doesn't buy the game is not a true gamer.
The reviewer criticizes those who blindly hate on the game, suggesting it's out of jealousy.
The reviewer argues that the Zelda franchise deserves the praise it receives.
The reviewer mocks those who claim to be gamers but don't appreciate the game, calling them 'clowns'.
The reviewer dismisses excuses for not buying the game, such as not liking puzzles or the genre.
The reviewer claims that not purchasing the game makes one a 'fake gamer'.
The reviewer praises the game as having saved gaming from the 'depths of Destruction'.
The reviewer highlights overwhelmingly positive reviews for the game.
The reviewer mocks those who claim the reviews are biased or paid for.
The reviewer declares Zelda games as the epitome of gaming perfection.
The reviewer belittles other types of games and gamers who don't appreciate Zelda.
The reviewer admits being wrong about the Nintendo Switch and praises it for saving gaming.
The reviewer claims that owning a Nintendo Switch is a mark of being a good, productive member of society.
The reviewer mocks the lack of games on PlayStation and Xbox consoles compared to the Switch.
The reviewer predicts that the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom will be game of the year 2023.
The reviewer emphasizes the global impact of a Zelda game release, suggesting the world stops when it happens.
The reviewer concludes by reiterating that not buying the game disqualifies one from being a gamer.
Transcripts
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nuts have been busted
Nintendo has done it again
Nintendo has done it again how in the
world do they do it Nintendo you have
once again delivered an incredible
Unforgettable video game experience
listen I'm gonna say this right now if
you don't buy the Legend of Zelda tears
of the Kingdom you're an idiot I already
see people blindly hating on this game
in this masterpiece and I'm just like
wow how pathetic can you be how can you
consider yourself a gamer and hate on
literally one of the best video games
ever created it's just jealousy at this
point because these losers know their
favorite garbage game will never receive
the love the attention or the praise
that this game has received hell as the
whole Zelda franchise has received
if you consider yourself a gamer a fan
of gaming you've been gaming for years
all of your life and you have the nerve
to talk about what your favorite video
game is your first video game what your
first console was all these gaming
memories that you cherish from your
childhood Etc you know all that
irrelevant nonsense you clowns put in
your bios and tell people to make it
seem like your cultured and actually
like gaming when you're just using
gaming for clout revenue and attention
and you don't buy this game you're an
idiot you're just not a gamer if you
don't plan on buying this game I don't
want to hear oh Zelda just isn't my type
of game it just isn't my cup of tea I've
just never really been in the Zelda
games I don't have a switch I don't
really like Puzzles so basically you're
too stupid to figure out basic puzzles
put your brain to the test and so what
you're saying is it's a skill issue the
game is too hard for you so you take it
out on the game and don't take it out on
your lack of Education your lack of
brain power all these stupid excuses you
losers come up with in those small
little Walnut sized brains of yours is
laughable if you do not purchase this
game you are a fake gamer you do not
belong in gaming you don't deserve to be
anywhere near gaming nowhere near
someone that is as gifted of a gamer as
me and I will do everything in my power
to throw you people out of gaming and
keep you out in fact here's an idea we
should ship you frauds to some type of
deserted planet or something because I
don't even want to think about being on
the same Planet the same Stratosphere as
someone who is stupid enough to not buy
a masterpiece of a game like this tears
of the Kingdom has officially saved
gaming gaming has officially been
delivered from the depths of Destruction
with this game this is the moment I have
been waiting for for years fighting
putting my life on the line for years of
Blood Sweat and Tears years of sleepless
nights years of hate rots Stones being
cast thrown in my direction people
yelling vile evil things in me all that
I have endured all that I have suffered
was for this very moment the rise of a
great game that would bring gaming back
to its Glory Days
it's Glory Days
this is a perfect video game
the reviews as to be expected are
insanely positive I mean come on it's
Zelda did you expect something different
salty people already yelling bias media
buyers fake reviews so on and so forth
and I just laugh like imagine being that
delusional Nintendo doesn't have to pay
reviewers for their games their games
speak for themselves they're not Sony
okay they don't make these boring
walking simulators that would never
receive good scores without a Payday
like come on they're they're above that
this game deserves the hype the reviews
the praise everything in between and if
you disagree you're an idiot Zelda games
are literally gaming Perfection and this
is not up for debate this is not open
for discussion well I think well I don't
care what you think you're not a gamer
I'm supposed to taste someone seriously
that that plays interactive movies
walking simulators you're a walking
simulator gamer
I'm supposed to take you seriously some
loser that plays trash like The Last of
Us Horizon zero Awards and got aboard
some dude bro try hard sweaty shooter
nerd that plays garbage Shooters like
fortnite Apex Legends valorent Call of
Duty I'm supposed to take you seriously
some some sports nerd that could never
play sports in real life so they play 2K
Madden FIFA some wannabe fake gangster
they ain't about that life in real life
in person and they soft as hell in
person but get online and start gang
banging in GTA RP I'm supposed to take
you seriously you clowns ain't Gamers
you frosting Gamers bro there's nothing
gamer about you listen breath of the
wild change gaming forever you had all
these terrible developers trying to make
open world games like breath of the wild
copying them and failing a hard just
like the losers on YouTube copy my style
because I'm great and fail hard all
these garbage developers started copying
breath of the goat the whole formula and
they fail why because there's only one
breath of the goat just like there's
only one young goat you can't copy Zelda
and you can't copy me it's just that
simple you know it's crazy I've been
playing speaking the breath of the wild
right I've been playing breath of the
wild for years and
every new playthrough I am just simply
amazed shocked at how good this game is
every playthrough is different I'm
thinking I found everything over here
off scouring every nook and cranny only
for there to be something completely new
that I never discovered in my last
playthrough something new pops up this
is the prime example of replayability
you losers are playing these garbage
walking simulators these movie
simulators one time at best and probably
not even finishing them because let's be
honest half of you frauds don't even
really finish games nor play them you
play them for a couple of hours and move
on you talk about games all day but you
never beat them and play them and on the
off chance the very rare chance that you
do beat these games you damn sure ain't
going back to them you're not returning
to them you're One Minute Men one pump
Chumps one and done Gamers that's all
you are listen Nintendo I want to
publicly apologize and say that I was
wrong when the switch was first
announced I was very harsh I said some
pretty negative things about it I said
it would fail I said that only morons
and idiots will buy the Nintendo switch
and boy was I wrong there aren't many
times the king is wrong this is the
first time I've ever been wrong but I
can admit I am a benevolent I am a very
generous King and I can admit
when I am wrong and I was wrong I love
I love I'ma say it again I love the
Nintendo switch the switch not only
saved gaming for me but also saved my
life if it wasn't for the switch I don't
know where I would be right now the
switch made me a better man I haven't
turned on that garbage station five or
that that X frop in years
you get nothing but interactive movies
and walking simulators for Sony and you
get nothing absolutely nothing for
Microsoft I mean Xbox has no games that
console has been dead and Irrelevant for
years no one takes Xbox seriously at
this point but Nintendo continues to
bring the actual games the quality
gaming experiences imagine and I really
do mean imagine not owning a Nintendo
switch in 2023 oh boy that could never
be me there is no way you're a good
person a productive member of society
have a conscience if you do not plan on
buying this game if you do not own a
Nintendo switch and I don't want to even
think about what type of atrocities
you've committed in your personal lives
if you do not own a Nintendo switch if
you do not have this game plan on
playing this game whatever the case may
be because some people might have a
switch but they maybe they're into Mario
Mario can never reach the level of Zelda
Mario's garbage
I have a Nintendo switches just zone is
not my thing I don't care you're not a
gamer I couldn't imagine being a
Playstation or Xbox fan right now that's
for sure like how does it feel to have
one game destroy your entire Library
how does it feel knowing the switch just
killed your console how does it feel
knowing that no game released on either
one of those dust collectors will ever
reach this level of quality this level
of greatness I cannot imagine
being you right now I'm on my Nintendo
switch experience in gaming ecstasy and
while you'll be on your PS5 and Xbox
series X's playing your favorite game
the waiting game while you sit there
jealous of us Nintendo fans because
we're eating good and you have nothing
to play Maybe Studio surprises this year
man maybe we'll get a game this year or
maybe Xbox will drop this it's always
maybe with you it's always looking to
the future with you you never have games
on those dust collectors you saw these
fans you who you Xbox fans are such a
losers you are you have no games on your
trash console and the in the PlayStation
5 been out for like four years already
still no games
listen man game of the year 2023 coming
in strong man tears of the Kingdom doing
its thing that's what you'd like to see
I love to see it the whole world stops
when a Zelda game is released fact not
an opinion there are even parades news
outlets covering this phenomenon the
world stops when Zelda drops and man
this game has changed everything gaming
will never be the same after this once
again if you do not buy this game you
are not a gamer and you could never be a
gamer I don't care how many games you
own your train station I mean look at my
PlayStation collection look at my Xbox
collection look at you know my my steam
library but I have a steam deck and you
know I mean look at all the achievements
that I've unlocked look at all the
trophies I got a hundred platinums I got
100 platinums and I'm just a trophy
under look at the Platinum for this plan
yeah you may have that but you know what
you don't got tears of the legendary the
kingdom game that's what you don't got
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