My Embarrassing Indirect Kissing Story
Summary
TLDRThe video script humorously explores the concept of 'indirect kissing' through the lens of the narrator's school days, focusing on a flirtation with a girl named Christy. It delves into the subtleties of adolescent relationships, where sharing a water bottle or food becomes a stepping stone to romance. A pivotal moment occurs when the narrator, choking on an Oreo, is saved by Christy's water bottle, leading to his first indirect kiss. The story humorously questions whether this act was out of affection or necessity, leaving the viewer to ponder the complexities of teenage crushes and the sometimes awkward path to love.
Takeaways
- 😄 The speaker humorously discusses the concept of indirect kissing, suggesting it's a rite of passage and a way to gauge romantic interest.
- 💬 He shares a personal anecdote from ninth grade, highlighting indirect kissing as a 'baby step' towards actual kissing.
- 👫 The speaker believes indirect kissing can be a sign that someone is interested in you, as demonstrated by his friend Christy sharing her water bottle.
- 🍪 He humorously describes an embarrassing moment of choking on Oreos and being saved by Christy's water bottle, which led to his first indirect kiss.
- 🤔 The speaker ponders whether Christy's actions were due to romantic interest or just a desire to prevent his death.
- 🏫 The narrative takes place during school, emphasizing the setting as a common ground for such experiences.
- 😅 The speaker recounts a time of near-choking, adding a comedic element to the story.
- 🍫 He critiques trail mix as an undesirable snack, preferring sweet treats like Oreos, Skittles, and goldfish.
- 🥳 The story includes a light-hearted moment where Christy surprises the speaker with his preferred snacks.
- 📅 The video is released during Black History Month, adding a cultural context to the timing of the story.
Q & A
What is the significance of indirect kissing according to the speaker?
-Indirect kissing is described as a rite of passage and a way to gauge romantic interest without directly asking for a kiss. It's considered a 'baby step' towards more intimate interactions.
Why does the speaker mention that he is black when discussing his lack of a water bottle?
-The speaker uses humor to imply that as a black person, he might not have certain items, like a water bottle, which is a stereotype he's playfully acknowledging.
What does the speaker imply about Christy when he mentions her drinking from a large water bottle?
-The speaker suggests that Christy's deep engagement with her water bottle could be a missed opportunity for an indirect kiss, hinting at a potential romantic interest.
What is the speaker's opinion on the concept of the 'friend zone' in relation to indirect kissing?
-The speaker believes that if someone is allowed to share a drink or food, they might not be in the 'friend zone' as it indicates a level of comfort and potential romantic interest.
Why does the speaker find trail mix disgusting?
-The speaker finds trail mix disgusting because he dislikes its taste and humorously implies that he does not want an assortment of nuts touching his mouth unless it's in a college setting.
What change does the speaker notice in Christy's snack choice after he jokes about her eating trail mix?
-After the speaker jokes about her eating trail mix, Christy brings snacks that he had suggested, such as Oreos, Skittles, and goldfish, indicating that she might be interested in his opinion.
How does the speaker end up choking in class?
-The speaker chokes in class after eating dry snacks without a drink, leading to an Oreo getting stuck in his throat.
What does the speaker learn about indirect kissing after his near-death experience with an Oreo?
-After being saved from choking by Christy's water bottle, the speaker realizes that he had his first indirect kiss with her, but he's unsure if it was because she likes him or if she just wanted to prevent his death.
Why does the speaker mention Black History Month and Malcolm X in the script?
-The speaker mentions Black History Month and Malcolm X to provide context for the timing of the video's release and to humorously ask for forgiveness for discussing a crush on a white girl during this time.
What is the main theme of the video that the speaker promises the audience they will love?
-The main theme of the video is the speaker's embarrassing experiences with girls at school, which he implies is a common theme in his life.
Outlines
😅 Indirect Kissing and High School Crushes
The speaker humorously recounts his experience with indirect kissing, starting with a memory from ninth grade. He explains that indirect kissing is a social rite of passage akin to first base in baseball. He reflects on his early crush, Christy, and how they flirted without the typical high school dating experiences. The speaker discusses how indirect kissing could be a sign of genuine affection, as girls wouldn't share their water bottles with just anyone. He shares anecdotes of how he would never intentionally try to create an indirect kiss moment but would take advantage if it naturally occurred. He also mentions how close he felt to Christy, despite never having lunch together, which he considers the prime time for indirect kissing.
😱 Choking on Snacks and an Indirect Kiss to the Rescue
The speaker describes an incident where he nearly choked on snacks in class. He was eating Oreos and other snacks that Christy brought, which he had jokingly suggested she should bring instead of her usual trail mix. When he started choking, he couldn't breathe and was silently panicking. He looked to Christy for help, and she eventually understood and offered him her water bottle. In a moment of desperation, he took a deep drink from her bottle, inadvertently sharing an indirect kiss with her. He reflects on whether this act was out of affection or just a desire not to have his death on her conscience. He ends the paragraph by suggesting that the viewers might enjoy another video where he discusses similar embarrassing moments with girls.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Indirect Kissing
💡Friend Zone
💡Crush
💡Trail Mix
💡Choking
💡Black History Month
💡Metaphor
💡Thirsty
💡Rite of Passage
💡Chef
💡Oreo
Highlights
The narrator humorously discusses the concept of indirect kissing as a 'rite of passage' and a 'baby step' towards actual kissing.
Indirect kissing is likened to being in the 'friend zone', suggesting it might be a sign of more than friendship.
Christy, a short white blonde girl, is mentioned as one of the narrator's early crushes, adding a personal touch to the story.
The narrator reflects on the subtleties of teenage flirting and the uncertainty of knowing if someone 'likes you likes you'.
Indirect kissing is positioned as a way to 'get straight to the point' in relationships without the need for formal dating.
The narrator humorously describes the act of sharing food as a form of indirect kissing, adding a light-hearted tone to the discussion.
A personal anecdote is shared about nearly choking on an Oreo, which leads to the narrator's first indirect kiss with Christy.
The narrator's experience of nearly dying from choking is used to comedic effect, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.
The moment of the indirect kiss is described with vivid detail, emphasizing the life-saving nature of the act.
The narrator questions whether the indirect kiss was a sign of affection or merely a life-saving gesture.
The narrator discusses the importance of lunchtime as a 'breeding ground' for indirect kissing opportunities.
A humorous critique of trail mix is provided, with the narrator suggesting it's not a desirable snack for sharing.
Christy's change in snack preference to please the narrator is highlighted, showing a possible sign of her affection.
The narrator's choking incident is used to illustrate the unexpected nature of indirect kissing moments.
The narrator's internal conflict about whether Christy's actions were due to affection or a desire to avoid guilt is explored.
The video concludes with a teaser for another story about embarrassing moments in front of a crush.
Transcripts
go to my bag and obviously I don't have
a water bottle bro I'm black I look at
Christy and she is uvula deep into this
enormous water bottle
[Music]
if you've never indirectly kissed
someone I don't feel like you took the
proper steps to becoming a good human
it's like a rite of passage my first
indirect kiss happened in like what the
ninth grade and I know for a fact that
was what was supposed to happen it's
like the baby steps of kissing everybody
knows about first base second base and
third base right well indirect kissing
is like getting to walk to first base
and for guys like me it's way easier to
ask hey you gonna drink that instead of
asking hey you gonna kiss me like it's
not even close and also for anyone who
thinks they're in the friend zone I'm
not gonna lie if you get an indirect
kiss you might not be I don't know a
single girl that's letting random [ __ ]
[ __ ] her Hydro Flask if she likes
them because not only would that add a
whole new meaning to being thirsty but
that's also just dirty however on the
opposite end of that you could meet a
girl like my friend Christy short white
blonde girl blue eyes and she was one of
my earlier crushes which is kind of
crazy to say considering that this video
is dropping in the middle of Black
History Month Malcolm Martin forgive me
but during that time in my life where we
were flirting at one another she was
doing that thing where I can tell that
she likes me but I can't tell if she
likes me likes me you know what I mean
like we never did the middle school high
school Day stuff like we never walked
around any malls together we never went
to the movies together we never went
roller skating you know draw like that
but with this indirect kissing thing we
can get straight to the point because if
she's feeling me she likes me a lot
she's not gonna care that there's a
little bit of spit on her water bottle
well hold on spit is crazy I'm not gonna
lie but lips and she lets you put the
lips on her water her sandwich y'all
could be eating and she let you eat it
off her spoon oh yeah then that means
you're in there so even with me knowing
this it was never my goal to force an
indirect kiss moment if it happens it
happens like I'll never intentionally
leave my water bottle at home but if I
do then it's like hey let me get a sip
I'll never ask for a bite of food but
then she's like Stanley try this and
she's like handing her spoon to me then
I'mma hit it [ __ ] [ __ ] either he ate
it for lunch be on my buddy I get what I
want like hey yo
I got going on sorry
but I will have been cold
[Music]
out and I'm locked down into judicial
court and we weren't allowed to touch
each other I understand how indirect
kissing can now be our lost art form but
before we started mixing ramen noodles
with the cast of Twilight in 2019 I was
cooking in 2015 because I was in class
every day making Christy smile have me
looking like a chef serving chicken RIS
Fredo I never had perfect attendance
before but I was going to school sick
for her both metaphorically and
physically to the point where I would
show up and sometimes she wouldn't be
there so now I'm in school you know like
wasting my time obviously hoping that
shorty was just late or missed the bus
and she was on her way or something
because I had two out of four classes
with her every day so when she's not
around it felt wrong it felt like
something was missing that's how close
we were for real but the thing is out of
all the classes we had together one
thing we never had together was lunch
and lunch is the breeding ground of
indirect kissing you got bottles in
their spoons forks snacks the only thing
that you can indirect kiss in a
classroom is that random stick of car
mats that's been sitting in the bottom
of your backpack at least that's what I
thought until Christy pulls out this
little baggie full of Trail Mix and I'll
be the first to let you know trail mix
is disgusting not only does it taste
awful but me personally if I wanted an
assortment of nuts to touch my mouth I
would have just went to college they'd
be doing that for free but day after day
Christy would keep purchasing this nut
ass bag of Trail Mix and bringing it to
class so I start joking on her about it
and told her that she got to start
bringing some real snacks Oreos Skittles
goldfish Etc you know the snacks that
actually made people happy in life and
you know she kind of just like blows me
off makes a statement about how she
thinks girls just naturally like trail
mix more than guys which is even more
ironic considering the contents in the
bag like jokes really write themselves
bro I'm not even trying anymore but a
couple days later we're in the same
class again and I don't know if our
family went grocery shopping I don't
know if she went shopping herself or if
she put all that practice from eating
trail mix to good use but she came back
with all three of the snacks that I had
listed so I'm like yo what why would you
even bring that much food there's no way
you're eating all of that before school
ends then she goes because this is for
us wait you're serious yup come on have
some so here I go
stuffing my face like it's the first
time I've ever seen food before I'm
eating all these dry snacks with no
drink in sight all of the student
I start feeling less air
in my system like okay
this is weird I go to swallow the rest
of the food so I can breathe but like my
mouth won't let me because I have a
freaking chunk of Oreo stuck in my dry
ass throat huh I bet you wish you had
practice with those nuts now not the
time so now I'm in class at my desk
silently choking trying to clear out
this double stuffed throat but it's not
coming up and the more coughing I do the
longer it's taking and the longer it's
taking the more that pure panic and fear
starts to enter my body [ __ ] I'm about
to die to an Oreo this is not the black
on black crime that I thought was gonna
get me I go to my bag and obviously I
don't have a water bottle bro I'm black
I look at Christy and she is uvula deep
into this enormous water bottle I almost
got jealous I look at her and my eyes
are begging for help but she doesn't
understand that I'm about to pass out
because I can't breathe and she's not
understanding my sign language of hand
me the freaking water bottle and after I
don't know my soul leaves my body she
finally caught the hint so she offers me
her bottle of water and with the
absolute last piece of Consciousness my
body has left I also go uvula deep on
that freaking water bottle and as I'm
sitting there dragging my soul back into
my body it Dawns upon me that I just had
my first indirect kiss but what sucks is
I don't know if she gave it to me
because she likes me or and she just
didn't want my death to be on her
subconscious but I do have her number
though so maybe nah but if you enjoyed
hearing me talk about embarrassing
myself in front of girls at school then
I promise that you you will love this
video right here because somehow this is
a common theme in my life but with this
video right here it's even worse because
my crush actually wanted me but I
absolutely ruined my chances with her
because I was stupid with that being
said though it's a wrap
Fade to Black
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