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Summary
TLDRIn this video, Samucha humorously explores the internet's portrayal of himself, addressing misconceptions and correcting the record. He searches his name, checks auto-complete suggestions, and reviews his online presence, including social media, Wikitubia, and net worth speculations. Samucha also reacts to fan edits,澄清谣言 about his personal life, and highlights inaccuracies in his online bios. The video is a blend of self-deprecating humor and authenticity, offering viewers a candid look at how one's digital identity can diverge from reality.
Takeaways
- 🔍 Samucha, a public figure and YouTuber, decided to Google himself to correct misinformation about him online.
- 🎭 He clarified that despite being a public figure, he does not enjoy having personal information readily available online.
- 🗣️ Samucha publicly claims to be 6'6" but admits to being closer to 6'3" in height.
- 🗓️ His actual birthday is on June 14th.
- 💍 He emphasized that he is engaged, not married, meaning he and his partner are not legally bound but have intentions to marry.
- 🏡 Samucha dismissed rumors of owning a mansion and clarified that he lives in North New Jersey, not Jersey City.
- 🤔 He debunked the idea that he has a daughter, stating he has no children.
- 👕 Samucha's merchandise is sold out, indicating high demand from fans.
- 💼 He used to work at Barclays Bank in New York and got fired in 2021, which he hints at discussing in more detail someday.
- 🏆 Samucha has received recognition for his YouTube Shorts and has over 1 million subscribers, with his most viewed video being '100 Years of Men's Fashion'.
- 💬 He addressed several quotes attributed to him, confirming some while dismissing others as taken out of context or misattributed.
Q & A
Why did Samucha decide to Google himself?
-Samucha decided to Google himself to correct the record and go through every website that mentions him, as he noticed a lot of misinformation about him online.
What does Samucha think about people searching for him online?
-Samucha advises against people Googling themselves because they might find things they'd rather not see.
What is the first thing Samucha noticed about his online presence?
-The first thing Samucha noticed was an accent mark above his name, which he finds odd since he's not Spanish.
What is Samucha's real name?
-Samucha's real name is Sam Baris.
How does Samucha feel about his height?
-Samucha publicly claims to be 6'6" but admits he is closer to 6'3". He expresses that he loves his height and is comfortable with it.
Is Samucha married?
-Samucha is not married; he has a fiancée, which means they are not legally contracted to be together.
What is Samucha's stance on discussing politics?
-Samucha is apolitical and does not discuss his political views because he believes it's not important and is a boring topic.
What is Samucha's favorite food?
-Samucha's favorite food is not explicitly stated in the script, but he does mention that he dislikes corn and has a fondness for spicier foods.
How does Samucha feel about his subscribers?
-Samucha expresses gratitude for his subscribers and is excited about reaching milestones with them, such as 1 million subscribers.
What is Samucha's view on the Wikitubia article about him?
-Samucha finds some information in the Wikitubia article to be inaccurate or poorly summarized, and he corrects several points, such as his residence, content creation process, and personal life.
What is Samucha's approach to ending his videos?
-Samucha tends to abruptly end his videos once the subject gets controversial, not necessarily to avoid backlash, but more to toy with his audience's expectations.
Outlines
🔍 Correcting the Record: Samucha's Online Presence
In this segment, Samucha, a public figure and YouTuber, embarks on the task of correcting misinformation about himself on the internet. He starts by Googling his own name and addressing inaccuracies on various platforms. Samucha clarifies his height, clarifies that he is engaged, not married, dispels rumors about having a daughter, and corrects the origin of his name. He also discusses his online profiles, his subreddit, and his merchandise shop, noting that items are sold out. Samucha humorously interacts with auto-complete suggestions and emphasizes his desire to set the record straight about his personal life and online presence.
🎥 Samucha's Journey and Content Creation
This paragraph delves into Samucha's background, education, and content creation journey. Born in a small town in Central Jersey and raised with three sisters, Samucha attended NYU, majoring in finance and management. He worked at Barclays Bank in New York before being fired, which led to his return to New Jersey. Samucha is a devout Christian and has a Cocker Spaniel named Bruno. His content primarily features YouTube shorts, reacting to various topics, and he has also done longer videos on gaming, challenges, and Wikipedia speedruns. He has participated in VidCon and other events, and was once a Twitch streamer. Samucha's content is diverse, and he has amassed a significant following, with his most viewed video being '100 Years of Men's Fashion'.
🌟 Samucha's Personal Life and Misconceptions
In this segment, Samucha addresses various personal details and misconceptions about his life. He confirms his Catholic faith, his love for gelato, and his affinity for spicy foods. Samucha also discusses his fear of dying, his favorite color, his favorite 'Attack on Titan' character, and his preference for wine over other beverages. He mentions his past as a piano player and his experience training with Chris Hemsworth's stunt double. Samucha challenges incorrect information about his net worth and monthly income, emphasizing that the numbers are exaggerated. He also clarifies that he has not won certain awards and has not created songs, contrary to what some sources may suggest.
📈 Samucha's Online Challenges and Collaborations
Samucha engages in a challenge to find himself on YouTube shorts, comparing his time to another YouTuber named Steak. He successfully finds himself in a shorter time and issues a challenge back to Steak. Samucha also discusses his collaborations, such as one with Ludwig Augen, and his interest in collaborating with Queso. He expresses a desire for a more detailed Wikipedia page about himself and acknowledges the growth of his subreddit. Samucha invites other YouTubers like Law by Mike for potential collaborations and reflects on the content he creates and the community he has built.
🚫 Warning Against Misinformation and Final Thoughts
In the final paragraph, Samucha warns viewers against visiting certain websites that contain misinformation or are potentially harmful. He summarizes his experience of going through various online platforms to correct inaccuracies and expresses his enjoyment of the process. Samucha encourages viewers to subscribe for more content and hints at future videos, promising to revisit the subreddit when it reaches 10,000 members. He ends the video on a light-hearted note, reminding viewers to avoid certain websites and thanking them for their support.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Googling oneself
💡Public figure
💡Autocomplete
💡Misinformation
💡Fiancé
💡Net worth
💡Wikitubia
💡Apolitical
💡Shorts
💡Collaboration
💡Speedrun
Highlights
The YouTuber Samocha warns against Googling oneself due to the potential for unwanted personal information online.
Samocha begins his search in incognito mode to prevent past searches from influencing results.
He humorously notes an accent mark above his name in search results, despite not being Spanish.
Samocha clarifies common misconceptions such as his height, birthday, marital status, and the origin of his name.
He addresses rumors about his supposed daughter and his house, stating they are false.
Samocha discusses the sold-out status of his merchandise and the autocorrect issues with 'sambuka'.
He corrects misinformation about his real name, Sam Baris, and his apolitical stance.
Samocha shares his true height of 5'10" and clarifies that he is engaged, not married.
He humorously discusses his lack of a political affiliation and his distaste for discussing politics.
Samocha refutes the existence of a song attributed to him and his claimed net worth estimates.
He corrects the record on his collaborations, video game preferences, and awards won.
Samocha finds a video where another YouTuber, Steak, challenges himself to find Samocha's shorts.
He expresses a desire for a more detailed Wikipedia page about himself.
Samocha invites another YouTuber, Law by Mike, to collaborate, showing interest in expanding his network.
He warns viewers against visiting a certain website, implying it contains disturbing content.
Samocha concludes the video by reflecting on the fun he had during the search and invites viewers to engage more with his content.
Transcripts
today I will be doing something that
I've never actually done before Googling
myself which I don't advise that anybody
do cuz you're going to find a lot of
things on you online that you probably
want to scrape and get off but you
probably can end up doing it and I'm
sure it's going to be no different
because me as a public figure as a
YouTuber a lot of people are asking a
lot of questions online and a lot of
people are putting a lot of missed
information out there on who I am what I
do what I stand for I am here to correct
the record and go through every single
website that mentions samucha so if you
care at all about the lore of samucha
then you're in the right place we have a
lot to do so without further Ado grab
your popcorn and let's do this all right
so I'm on incognito mode because I don't
want any of my past searches to
influence when I look myself up okay now
we are typing me in ah there I am okay
so right off the bat let's just click
enter let's just see what's going on
first all right so right off the bat
when you look me up I don't know why
there's an accent mark above my name
like I'm not Spanish I don't know why it
says samucha samucha I can't roll my a
but all right so people who also search
for looks like Sniper Wolf Mr Beast
PewDiePie and markiplier so I guess
those are my peers being a YouTuber
you'll see they've actually linked my
profiles to my YouTube My Instagram and
my Twitter uh and the first couple
results are of course like those three
YouTube Instagram and Twitter and then
my subreddit actually pops up and then
we have wikitubia so we have a lot to do
so let's first start by going through
the auto complete all right so the first
thing is samucha height now I publicly
claim 66 but I'm realistically closer
it's to 63 now if you actually want to
know the truth I mean I love my height I
am 510 there I said it it's true that's
my height and I'm sticking with it all
right there you go zucha birthday my
birthday is June 14th I I think I've
said that before samucha wife I do not
have a wife I have a fiance there's a
difference it means that we are not
legally contracted to be together so you
better watch out but now she's my fiance
samucha Networth all right I'm going to
hold off on that one because I'm pretty
sure a lot of these articles online will
speculate on that so we'll get into that
a bit fiance I just noted sambuka drink
so that there's an Italian liquor called
sambuka and it is not the namesake for
samucha cuz I just put it in a random
name generator and it ended up spitting
out samucha so has nothing to do with
that nor kombucha actually samucha
daughter a lot of people think I have a
daughter because I made a video like
would you let your kids do these things
and I said like oh I wouldn't let my
daughter do X but it was a hypothetical
I don't have a daughter does it look
like I have a daughter do you think I'm
somebody who can control a child right
now I can barely control myself actually
that's not true I'm pretty like well
controlled but no I don't have a
daughter or a son for that matter so put
to bed those rumors zucha house uh I
mean what do you want from me I don't I
don't have like a massive house that I
live in that should be on Google
honestly like there's just much to it
and then send bcha merch so we have the
bcha merch here we go right here b. shop
however it is all sold out so you will
likely never get your hands on this ever
again it doesn't exist all right so
let's go ahead here now it's really
hurting us that sambuka is kind of like
autocorrecting in but what is samucha
real name my real name is Sam Baris it's
on my Instagram and stuff that is public
information some people act like it's
not but it is what is my IQ my IQ as far
as I'm aware if we're going off of some
like random online tests it ranges from
like 125 to 35 again it's probably lower
but that's what I get whenever I take
the tests online what is s's net worth
oh my God why do you guys want to know
how much money I make so badly all right
is samucha married no I'm not married I
said I'm a fiance person is samucha a
republican I am apolitical in the sense
that I do not discuss my politics cuz I
don't think it matters and I don't care
to discuss it it's the most boring thing
in the world and I don't care to engage
on it with other people is samucha
engaged yes is samucha conservative I'll
tell you what I'm not like overly
liberal so do with that what you want
and I'm not overly conservative either
so you can take those two poles
eliminate them and then I will fall
somewhere in between there and that's
the most I'll say on that is ucha single
I'm not and am I left-handed I am not
I'm right-handed although I do do some
things Lefty like I bat in baseball
left-handed I also golf left-handed and
I think I eat sometimes with my left
hand only one I'm holding a knife though
I think that's pretty standard also what
you're looking at right here is mirrored
so this is not what I actually look like
or maybe it is I forget how mirrors work
but this is not like what I see when I
look into my OBS you're seeing something
entirely different so you've never
actually seen unless you've seen me in
person which I don't think is many of
you so if you've ever seen me let me
know be like hey samucha I saw you at X
and maybe you'll jog my memory all right
let's go into some of the fun stuff so
here's my Wiki tuia article um and it
says Sam bar is born blank age 28 we
don't know if that's true better known
as Lon is an American YouTuber best
known for his YouTube shorts I mean I
like to think the long videos do well
some of the videos uploaded are
combinations of his shorts played one
after another that's not true that's not
true fix this I do not upload
compilations on the channel That is a
lazy form of content that that I do not
do and challenges he talks about having
attempted to succeed in one of his
shorts I don't know what this even means
I feel like this is a very poor also
what is this like ad we going to hear I
feel it's a very poor summary overall
this is probably the least charitable
thing uh videos 2.5k I should have
everything else looks fine all right and
looks like they link some other things
I'm not based in Jersey City though I am
based in north New Jersey that is true
pronouns I've never said that you don't
know if that's true or not watch out uh
they say my most viewed video 100 Years
of men's fashion which is true and my
first video is a Wikipedia speedrun this
is all good I do have a second Channel
called samucha 2 or samucha o it is
inactive although I it's not like
totally inactive I might post on there
one day I have my espol channel which
I'm sure you've seen or maybe have seen
taco truck men9 of course yeah these are
all very good all right now let's check
this out what are people saying about me
what is the public absorbing all right I
was born in a small town they act like
I'm some like rural kid growing up on a
farm but I guess it's kind of true the
town that I was born in I mean in
Central Jersey it's quite small I guess
raised alongside 3 sisters that's true
he enjoyed his middle and high school
years as he excelled in his studies and
made many memories there how do these
people know that how do you know that I
made memories there I've never said that
publicly he's lived in New York for 6
years where he studied finance and
management in college that is true I
went to NYU and I graduated with a major
in finance and management dual
concentration Sam has traveled to places
like VidCon why is VidCon the first
place I've traveled to like above Japan
Italy Morocco in the Czech Republic this
is all true I don't know why VidCon in
there oh okay cuz I posted a picture of
on a community tag after leaving his job
in New York so I used to work at a bank
called Barclays up until like 2021 and
then I got fired from there for
interesting reasons which maybe one day
I'll say to you guys yes that's right I
moved back to New Jersey he owns a
Cocker spanel named Bruno that's true
shout out Bruno he's a devout Christian
which is true and holds faith in the
Catholic denomination this is absolutely
true so I went to a Catholic School my
entire life up until high school and
then I went to high school and I was a
public school but then you know I still
go to church regularly and I still have
a good connection with my faith so shout
out to God and Jesus Sam has received
recognition mainly from his shorts yeah
that's right his shorts are essentially
videos of him reacting to certain things
which tend to last under a minute that
is the basis of a short of course it has
to be under a minute this is redundant
he then moved on to uploading videos
completing scatories runs oh I remember
those videos you know what those videos
were a lot of fun to film but they just
time and place you know like I wouldn't
do those nowadays if something is
underrated or overrated true it's
favorite foods pattern studies and human
behavior stats about other countries
among a plethora of similar topics who's
writing this I just don't know who's
actually putting this together his
videos are long for him that's true in
his lengthier videos he uploads a wide
variety such as gaming reactions
challenges Wikipedia speedruns as well
as miscellaneous okay he spoke out of
vid Summit conference at some point that
is true we can probably come up with
like a picture video that you can see
here and I also spoke this year at
vidsummit in Dallas I am an ambassador
for spotter studio so I was there
showcasing the tool and doing all that
stuff so I reached 1 million subscribers
in 2021 this is all good and and right I
used to be a twitch streamer that's
right my very first entry into content I
believe was like end of 2019 on Twitch
is where I started and then Tik Tok
before YouTube this is all great worked
at a bank that's right I was a finance
bro I had the opportunity to meet many
people and this is such a niche how do
people know this yeah so like I used to
do a lot of geography based things and
the reason I got good at geography is
because I wanted to impress people at
NYU where I went to college cuz it's
very Global University so there's people
from literally every single country I
think it's something like 120 countries
or represented at NYU so I thought it'd
be a fun opener so it's like when I meet
somebody at a random country I'd be like
oh are you from and I'd say the capital
of that country and they're like wo how
did you know that that exists nobody
knows that that exists and I'm like well
I do because I studied it and they would
it would usually result in some pretty
good conversations all right so let's
see my quotes pretty cool right yep I
guess that's a famous line sure pretty
bad right I do say that right I like to
switch it up have fun enjoy so stay safe
out there so good luck corn is an
abomination of a vegetable I did say
that didn't I it is true Bert and Ernie
they're gay right when did I say Bert
and Ernie they're gay right it must have
been on a video where I'm guessing if
they're gay or straight read by far all
the other ones aren't even worth eating
regarding Starburst flavors that's true
I still hold that I'd be speaking
Spanish if that was Dora ooh I feel like
that's when I was complimenting older
Dora I like dicks you everybody knows
what I means there was Dick Sporting
Goods was on screen I would never cheat
on anima I wouldn't I wouldn't cheat on
anybody also humans are kind of Hit or
Miss like what if you're saving Baby
Hitler I feel like these quotes need
some context if you're fat you're fat is
that not true I feel like this is a very
true quote I'm glad that that exists a
especially lefties but who cares about
them wow this will have you thinking
that I'm just like a a real big a-hole
no comment when asked about furries you
know what that's not a quote no comment
is not a quote that's quite literally
the lack of a quote but that's okay
because Chinese food is pretty mid
anyways I still believe that Hillary
2016 ruin that name I that's kind of
true right just objectively I'll try not
to be racist immediately after that's
the whitest guy I've ever seen all right
some say I'm racist I don't know what do
you want from me just kidding not really
after saying something crude or jarring
all right and then we have two more I
don't obey anything other than God
that's true Jesus king of kings shout
out to God I've included the conception
dates of when your parents you know
meaning like this is when your parents
had you know sorry if you're watching
this with your parents all right then we
got some of the subscriber Milestone so
we're going through here this hasn't
been updated I believe I'm closer to
maybe 12 billion views now and 8 million
subscribers somebody's got to update
this oh my gosh what is all this trivia
Sam received a confirmation email for
the creation of an only fans account
that's true somebody like I don't know
somebody signed me up on only fans so I
think I exist on there uh he has visited
this wiki page in his V oh I visited
this wiki page before wow I didn't even
know that I visited I don't think I went
through it though Sam has gotten
sponsored by holzkern yes that's right I
have in the past Sam is permanently
banned from the I know I am banned from
Club Penguin this is all true he goes to
the gym true he once made Kool-Aid in
Middle School how do people know that
yes it's true I took a cooking class and
I made Kool-Aid I have no idea who wrote
this I'd love to know if you are the
creator of this wikitubia page can you
please let me know how you know that
incredibly Niche information about my
middle school cooking habits his
celebrity crushes dualo that's not true
my celebrity crush is my fiance nobody
else is appealing to me he had a peanut
allergy throughout his younger years but
eventually grew out of it that's true I
think if you have an allergy and this is
not Health advice you just got to like
low-key keep eating it you know and then
like your tolerance goes up he seemingly
apolitical has shown through his General
distaste for politics and a selection of
politicians uh that is true I mean I do
like have I think a leaning which you
know you can think of what that is but
yeah I just generally especially
publicly it's like I don't care to talk
about it I make content I don't make
politics he has thanatophobia or a fear
of dying uh I'm I'm getting more
comfortable with it he loves gelato true
who doesn't he seems to have an affinity
for spicier Foods as he did the onip
challenge that was a that was honestly
easy but the death nut challenge was the
hardest spicy thing I've ever had to eat
maybe I'll find like a clip that we'll
show here it was so unbelievably bad I
do love to Lon his favorite color is
purple and green that's absolutely true
his Attack on Titan character is Aaron
joerger that's true my favorite JoJo
character is Joseph joar that's probably
true he doesn't drink but when he does
he prefers wine that's also true
football in high school baseball for
much of his life he briefly played the
piano well in college he trained with
Chris Hemsworth stunt double he ran the
New York City marathon I don't know how
people know this information but I'm
done with it he wants try to go vegan
for a week yes that is true it was
actually for a month so not a week so
you got your information wrong there
there was once a hedgehog in his house
that's true it's still in the house
honestly he once defecated in his pants
at his own birthday party and had to be
hosed down in his yard when he was
younger I have no words and it's true
unfortunately he never watched Star Wars
untrue I've watched some of the Star
Wars films not all of them he has
multiple running gags in his shorts they
and switch justlike for friends which I
do kind of like now his comical dislike
for lefties I don't mind lefties
fondness for alasta girl from The
Incredibles true I have an inexplicable
hatred for Caillou not inexplicable
because I know why I can explain it he's
the worst see his tendency to abruptly
end his videos once the subject gets
controversial to avoid backlash Ah
that's generally true not so much
because of the backlash I don't know I
don't really like read the comments too
much anyways it's more so just because
like I like just you know toy toy with
you guys you know it's like oh what's he
going to say oh he doesn't say it all
right his response to accusations
falsely claiming his geoguesser content
is
staged okay all right and there we have
it I like that they put actual
references so actually yeah people
people put it Sam's the type of guy to
misgender Berto yeah I've done that true
all right so wikitubia was fun if you
keep going down here on Google you'll
see her famous birthdays wow that is bad
I think at one point I was like top
thousand but nowadays hey we are the
21,000 most popular person that is
really I'm going to go ahead and boost
myself right there wow June 14th YouTube
Star there's eight people ahead of me
this is everybody ahead of me so I am uh
you know I mean this is bad I did not
expect to be 20,000 there's really not
too much stuff on here to correct it
just looks like it's not really updated
oh it is 8 million subscribers 4 million
on Tik Tok Gemini yeah partnered twitch
streamer actually I'm no longer
partnered they took it away cuz I
haven't streamed in like 3 years I'm was
thinking of doing some streams on here
soon though he has played Jeopardy style
games on Twitch with Danny Dorito slick
Stevie Mike oofs and tiptoe tingles
that's true and he's collaborated with
Ludwig augen yes on a geog guesser video
also true that was a very long time ago
I'm surprised that this hasn't been
updated all right so let's go into some
of the images here and what is going on
here I mean it's just images of me right
it's just this is just straight up
images of me it's what I'd expect I
forgot I had a mustache what is this
what do we got here samucha girlfriend
oh here's a
video oh I have an
edit oh I didn't know that I had it like
that look at that I guess people like
the St I didn't know that I had a an
edit look at him he's so fine that is
incredible I did not know that there was
a contingency of people who think I'm an
attractive fella that's great to see
thank you guys yeah I mean if we keep
going down it's just it's quite
literally just pictures of me what the
heck is this what is that I don't know
what are we looking at okay yada yada
this is all I mean this is me not going
see anything too crazy out here just
images of me I mean when you're when you
put yourself out there this much like
there's just there's so much content
just to put on here so it's just going
to be screenshots from 3,000 videos I'm
not sure why but it says I have songs
which I don't I've never made a song in
my entire life maybe one day I'll make a
song I think it'd be fun to make like
actually I'm not going to say it because
one day it might actually happen and
you're going to be like what the heck
how do we find this all right here's uh
samucha net worth all right so they
think that my net worth is anywhere this
is a wide range between 4.6 million and
27.6 million my income every month they
think is around
$375,000 I can tell you with certainty
that that's not true it is not that high
I do not make that much money I don't
know where they get this from uh yeah
they say that it's not publicly
disclosed this is an estimated thing
yeah that's right yeah and here they go
with it these are some outrageous
numbers so I do not make this much money
I promise I would love to I just don't
there's also a lot of misinformation
here so I'm not based in La at all I
don't often collab with any other
YouTubers I collabed like once in a blue
moon I'd say my favorite video games
breath of the wild and Red Dead
Redemption and fortnite are all video
games that I don't really love more than
like Super Smash Bros for instance I
have not won awards like best gaming
YouTuber and influencer of the year I'm
pretty sure that goes like speed and
kisat every year so I've not won that
literally everything on here is wrong my
most popular video is top 10 gaming
moments of all time which I've never put
out that is not a real video and if you
could find a video where I talk about
the top 10 gaming moments of all time I
will give you personally $100 because I
don't think I made that video all right
we have a video here one day ago
watching shorts until I find samucha all
right this is steak I know steak I don't
know him personally but I'm aware of
steak so shout out to steak what was
this it was a live stream streamed one
day what that streamed one day ago today
I'm going on YouTube shorts and I'm
going to be trying to find Sam bcha he
just put me in his video so I thought
hey why don't I put him in mine uh all
right okay I I mean I'm curious it looks
like it took about 30 minutes or so I'm
surprised it wasn't quicker actually I
feel like I have a ton of shorts out
there and I'm generally pretty friendly
I don't want to get too far so I'm just
going to like kind of click here oh he's
not skipping that's what's tough oh oh
okay so he's on a brand new YouTube
shorts account and he can skip so I
don't know how many video I'm curious
how many videos it took for him to find
me can I keep
accident oh so he's he's just scrolling
through never mind he's not watching the
whole thing but he's not doing himself
any favors by like watching the entirety
of like Roblox videos I have very little
Roblox overlap if you get Sam in 10
minutes I'll gift 100 members ship chat
all I got to do is get Sam in 10 minutes
if you get Sam in 10 minutes I'll gift
100 memberships that's actually crazy
100 memberships that's like $500 if they
he could find me in 10 minutes from now
all right let's see let's see let's see
here are some stores that oh there I am
we got we got it wow so he got 100
gifted memberships because of it wow
that is crazy 32 minutes and 30 seconds
given the method that he was doing I
think this is actually pretty impressive
stores that are disappearing too I mean
that was that was a good video to get
that's incredible wow Sam Sam I know
you're watching this Sam I challenge you
to do it faster than me Sam I did it
didn't I I did a challenge where it's
like I'm trying to find myself on
YouTube shorts I did a speedrun I think
it took me like 15 minutes I'm pretty
sure that I did this quicker than you
steak all right continuing onwards here
we go how samucha escaped YouTube shorts
this is by tree shout out to tree I met
tree at uh vidsummit tree is a great guy
oh look at this so I've actually watched
some of this video in the past so I
encourage you to watch this video
instead of like watching me watch this
video also cuz I've watched this before
but it's pretty well done it's like 95%
accurate and you know it's a it's a
solid video so check out tree what did I
just see samucha met queso who weighs
more steak or queso all right that's the
heaviest person ever
remember I haven't met queso but queso
if you're seeing this I think we should
do something we should do a uh a
speedrun gauntlet where we race against
games I think that'd be fun I love to do
something with queso but I have not met
queso I think he's based in like
Arkansas or something but I'd go to
queso if queso was down to do something
together samucha Wiki oh uh can somebody
make like a really sophisticated
Wikipedia page about me I feel like that
would be fun to go through kind of like
wikitubia but like even more fleshed out
and like even more detail I don't know
how to make I don't know if you're able
to make a Wikipedia page freely but I'd
love to just start appearing on
Wikipedia I feel like that is the
missing piece that is going to propel
things forward so if you're a Wikipedia
artist is that what they call them
journalist editor and chief or whatever
okay I'd just say make a Wikipedia page
on me and that would be great and I'll
review it all right we're on the Reddit
and we're at 960 members so we're almost
at a th000 I think once this subreddit
gets to 10,000 members I'll start
actually caring about it but for now
it's just like this Niche place I mean
top 21% rank we don't love that do you
like my cat yes I like your cat I'm
going to just go through a couple of
these do you like my cat he cute I I
like your cat Okay this person's
spamming their cat now I don't Sam Mr
Beast drank the potion is this really Mr
Beast really come a long way he kind of
looks the same he doesn't really aged
much Sam needs to do a Reddit video like
I said I will do an entire Reddit video
if we get 10,000 members other than that
I will not touch the Reddit prior who do
you watch so let's see who else people
watch a lot of people watch law by Mike
is should me and law by Mike collab law
by Mike if you're somehow watching this
video I don't know what we could
possibly do together but I think we can
make a banger video maybe just a short
or something but it would be fun to
connect with you and make a video maybe
next time you're in New Jersey or next
time I don't know where you're based I
think we should make a video all right I
mean not too much more we're on the
seventh now eighth page of Google hi
anything on this guy he's a cutie what
is this do not under any circumstance
visit that website that should be a
complete blur no matter what you do do
not click on that website oh my gosh
that was so terrible all right guys well
honestly that was a lot of fun there
were some places the internet that I
don't think you should really look too
far into on the samucha side of things
but other than that it was great so
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