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Summary
TLDRIn this entertaining script, the host organizes a mini-game tournament in Valor with a twist: unique rules for each game. Contestants face challenges like 'Joel's Games' with no cooldowns but only blast packs, 'Neon's Playground' testing agility, 'Floors Lava' requiring traversal without touching the ground, 'Shock Dart Smackdown' with teams battling to eliminate opponents, and 'KJ's Molly Madness' where players endure Nano swarms. The script is filled with humor, chaos, and competitive spirit, culminating in a thrilling finale.
Takeaways
- đź The script describes a mini game tournament in Valor, which includes various themed events.
- đ€ The first event, 'Welcome to the Party,' involves no cooldowns and only the use of blast packs and showstoppers, with the goal of being the last race standing.
- đ Scoring in the tournament is based on points, with different events awarding different point values for various placements.
- đ¶ The second event, 'Neon's Playground,' is a time trial focusing on movement skills and agility, with the best times earning points.
- đ„ 'Floors Lava' is a childhood classic game where contestants must traverse the map on top of sage walls without touching the floor.
- đŁ In 'Shock Dart Smackdown,' teams play as Sova and must eliminate the opposing team using shock darts within set boundaries.
- đ„ Teamwork is required in some events, such as 'Shock Dart Smackdown,' where contestants must cooperate to win.
- đ The last event, 'KJ's Molly Madness,' involves surviving as long as possible against Nano swarms thrown by twin Killjoys.
- đ The script mentions a scoring error that was discovered during editing, showing the importance of accurate scoring in the tournament.
- đ The final standings are announced with zip tie one winning the tournament with 13 points, followed by jet daddy in second place.
- đ The script contains humorous and casual commentary, indicating a lighthearted and entertaining atmosphere for the tournament.
Q & A
What is the name of the mini-game tournament created by the host in Valor?
-The name of the mini-game tournament is 'Joel's Games'.
How many rounds are there in the first event of the tournament?
-There are six rounds in the first event.
What are the boundaries for the first event of the tournament?
-The boundaries are confined within the middle area of Pearl, with specific boundaries mentioned to avoid disqualification.
What are the special rules for the first event of the tournament?
-There are no cool-downs, and players can only use their blast packs and showstoppers to eliminate all opponents.
What is the objective of the second event called 'Neon's Playground'?
-The objective is to showcase movement skills and agility, with contestants playing as Sova or Neon and surviving as long as possible within set boundaries.
How many points are awarded for the best time in 'Neon's Playground'?
-The best time wins four points, with decreasing points for the next best times.
What is the main challenge in the event 'The Floor is Lava'?
-Contestants must traverse the map using only sage walls and cannot touch the floor, which is considered lava.
What are the consequences of touching the floor in 'The Floor is Lava'?
-If a contestant touches the floor or takes longer than three seconds to get back on the wall, they will be disqualified.
What is the name of the event where contestants play as Sova and Neon?
-The event is called 'KJ's Molly Madness'.
What are the conditions for winning in 'KJ's Molly Madness'?
-The last neon standing, after surviving the Nano swarms thrown by the twin Killjoys, wins four points.
What is the scoring system for the final event in the tournament?
-The last neon standing wins four points, with the possibility of other points awarded based on survival.
Who won the tournament according to the final score revealed in the script?
-Zip tie won the tournament with a total of 13 points.
Outlines
đź 'Joel's Games' Mini Tournament Introduction
This paragraph introduces a mini game tournament hosted by the speaker, who humorously claims to be a genius. The event features a series of unusual and chaotic games in Valor, with invited content creators participating. The first game, 'Welcome to the Party,' has contestants on the same team with no cooldowns, only using blast packs and showstoppers to eliminate opponents within a confined area. The rules emphasize the importance of staying within boundaries to avoid disqualification. The chaotic nature of the game and the speaker's playful banter set a light-hearted tone for the tournament.
đ 'Neon's Playground' and 'Floors Lava' Challenges
The second paragraph describes two distinct events within the tournament. 'Neon's Playground' is a time trial event where contestants, playing as Sova, must stay on the rafters and use Hunters Fury while the 'Neon' contestant tries to survive as long as possible within set boundaries. The best times earn points. 'Floors Lava' is a childhood classic game where contestants must traverse the map using only sage walls to avoid touching the floor, which is considered lava. They must reach checkpoints and return to the starting point without breaking walls or falling into the lava. The first three to complete the course earn points, with penalties for breaking rules.
đ„ 'Shock Dart Smackdown' and 'KJ's Molly Madness' Finale
The final paragraph outlines the last two events of the tournament. 'Shock Dart Smackdown' is a team-based event where contestants play as Sova with no cooldowns and limited shock darts to eliminate the opposing team within set boundaries. It's a best of three event, with winning team members earning points. 'KJ's Molly Madness' is the finale, where a contestant plays as Neon on Haven C site, trying to survive Nano swarms thrown by twin Killjoys. The last Neon standing wins points. The paragraph ends with a humorous recap of the scores, revealing the winner with the highest points and a celebratory note.
Mindmap
Keywords
đĄGenius
đĄScammed
đĄValor
đĄContent Creators
đĄTrolls Games
đĄBlast Packs and Showstoppers
đĄEliminate
đĄDisqualified
đĄNeon's Playground
đĄTime Trial
đĄLava
đĄShock Dart Smackdown
đĄKJ's Molly Madness
Highlights
Introduction of a mini game tournament in Valor
Invitation of favorite content creators to the tournament
First event 'Welcome to the Party' with unique rules involving no cooldowns and only blast packs
Participants must stay within boundaries to avoid disqualification
Strategy of sacrificing oneself for zero points to avoid feeling bad
Second event 'Neon's Playground' testing movement skills and agility
Time trial format with best three times earning points
Third event 'The Floor is Lava' requiring contestants to traverse without touching the floor
Rules against breaking walls and falling into the 'lava'
Fourth event 'Shock Dart Smackdown' with teams playing as Sova
Best of three format with boundaries to keep the game fair
Final event 'KJ's Molly Madness' with a test subject survival challenge
Survival as long as possible against Nano swarms to win points
Unexpected twist with Killjoy's twin and the possibility of rule-breaking
Final scores revealed with a surprising outcome
Highlight of a player's clever strategy to avoid elimination
Moment of humor when a player throws their mouse out of frustration
Cringe-worthy moment caught on camera during the game
Unexpected victory despite self-proclaimed 'stupid pants' strategy
Tense moment when a player is caught off-guard by an enemy
Transcripts
I am literally a genius no I'm gonna get
I want to get you scammed hey hey look
at this guy no go away okay stop
stunning me for the love of God hey
what's going on guys so I created and
hosted a mini game tournament in Valor
let me touch you this is the first game
of the trolls games welcome to the
Joel's games and I invited your favorite
content creators
[Music]
so much chaos in these games you won't
want to miss it try these games out
yourself and let me know what you think
in the comments the first event is
welcome to the party rules are simple
everyone places raise and everyone has
to be on the same team
here's where things get crazy there are
no cool downs but you can only use your
blast packs and showstoppers you must
eliminate all raises and the last race
standing will get one point we will be
playing a total of six rounds you are
confined within the middle area of Pearl
and here are the boundaries careful not
to get knocked out of the boundaries or
step out you will be disqualified let's
get this party started
from the swim team
yeah yeah oh yeah all right ready
set yeah go
rocket
okay and you guys are also allowed to
team up on people too that's not against
the rules okay can we all kill Joel's
please no no except for me
but you actually just owned me that is
so good
I fell out of the area so I'm just
sacrifice
my strategy to zero points so I don't
feel bad about myself that's some major
cope well you guys are actually cringe
you guys are actually sitting up here
with bikes
[Music]
I just threw my mouse
I don't have a mouse
what yeah 100 number one point yep don't
worry it's balanced maybe
you guys are cringe you guys are
actually like cringe oh
all right last one last one and then we
move on to the next game
restart the entire thing like let's just
like yeah this is a test round actually
it was a warm-up yo everyone in the
lobby do you want do you want it
do you want to Target submissive hippo
okay I am now on the defensive
I'm gonna die here soon
wait I died for fall damage wait there's
two
all right all right Jonas was that one
all right so the score right now I think
I'm leading with five points and then we
have Jonas and zip tie it too
um Danny's at one yeah
the second event is called neon's
playground we've all seen those crazy
movement clips of neon a nice box this
game is all about showing off your
movement skills and Agility all six
contestants will be on the same team
five of the contestants will be playing
as Sova and must stay along the rafters
at the back of the site silvas are only
allowed to use Hunters Fury the
remaining contestant will be playing as
neon and can have free reign of the
A-bomb site they must stay Within These
highlighted boundaries this game mode is
a time trial meaning neon must survive
as long as possible the best three times
won four points two points and one point
respectively you only have one
opportunity as neon so make it count we
will be rotating Neons after each
attempt good luck and may the player
with the best movement win ready
sets
wait something's like me guys wait hello
oh
my God that was quick how long was that
I don't know like eight seconds it's
pretty long okay ready set
go
[Music]
[Applause]
oh my god
Set cool
assistant
what the hell is that
okay right now go
oh yeah Jonas has got the attack down
restart restart go
everything
oh
all right who's left let's go
update yeah
what was that second place was me with
14.
15 seconds I know a lot about 15 seconds
and nothing I feel like here welcome to
the floors lava a childhood classic as
the name implies you cannot touch the
floor contestants will start on the
railing at the back of the attacker's
spawn and you must reach these two
checkpoints observers will be watching
to ensure that you touch these
checkpoints since the floor is lava the
only way that you can Traverse the map
is on top of sage walls it does not
matter which path you take to reach the
checkpoints as long as you touch both of
them and return back to the attacker's
spot
be careful though you may bump your head
on certain corridors causing the walls
to break and you falling into the lava
luckily the lava is only lukewarm and
you'll be able to continue the race as
long as you get back on your wall within
one second if you are caught running
across the lava or taking longer than
three seconds to get back on the wall
you will be disqualified you are also
not allowed to break any walls If You
Are Walled off you will have to find
another way around only the first three
contestants to touch both checkpoints
and return to attack or spawn will gain
points first place will get four points
second place will get two and third
place will get one watch your feet and
good luck but like we can't really count
like I don't know exactly when what one
second is so is it literally calls you
out oh don't do this one Mississippi
[Music]
ready Sago
wait I'm silly
but is on top of tube lava
oh wait oh
I'm fine
how am I bad at stage this is my name
bro
okay surely I'm out there's no way
good job wait what is happening
Japanese
okay hey guys I'll be taking me guys
but I realize I'm the stupid pants I won
first place I mean you guys keep going
for second and third
time
you can't
I hope you didn't burn any Bridges with
any contestants because this game
requires you to team up and work
together welcome to shock Dart Smackdown
contestants will be split into two teams
and you must play Sova each team will
start on opposite corners of the B-side
split there are no cooldowns and you
have a limited shock darts to fire at
your enemy your team will be considered
Victorious when the enemy team is
eliminated we can't let you roam freely
though here are the map boundaries this
is designed to keep the playing field
even this is the best of three events
all contestants on the winning team will
win three points best of luck this is
the teams right here oh
right Defenders are going to start in
the back of these
attacker
guys guys guys guys stop stop man stop
holy yeah ready
Set Go
guys
oh okay
the clutch for Jonas his lineups
okay
ready say go
okay I didn't mucho damage
this time and then us Defenders will be
here in the back here buddy I think
you're on the wrong team ready as I go
not to be toxic but that was the threest
game I've ever played what bro you
didn't need a lot of the NIT all right
all right that wraps up that game we
have last one welcome to the last event
KJ's Molly Madness killjoy has a twin
they've both been tinkering with their
Nano swarms and they need some new test
subjects lucky you as the test subject
you'll be playing as neon on Haven C
site as a test subject you must stay
within these lines on site any attempt
to leave these boundaries will be met
with disqualification the killjoys will
be on top of the box throwing their Nano
swarms as neon you will try and survive
as long as possible however we all know
that Niels don't always follow the rules
Nihon is allowed to throw her stuns in
an attempt to slow down the other Neons
the last neon standing will win four
points good luck hopefully this will be
the last time KJ tests her butts
wait Fate has one blue eye and one red
oh my God I never knew that wow that's
poggers Ready
Set Go
I'm getting stuck
I'm a literal genius I am so smart oh my
God no I got cooked no I'm gonna get I
want to get you scammed hey hey look at
this guy hey hey look at him no go away
okay stop studying me for the love of
God
it's like right under you guys
don't tell him that come on throw them
over here hello hello hello
and there's always
oh I won it okay
perfect
all sending under them
oh my God
last one last one all right ready
go
no if I feel the body Shield is it too
late to buy right now
this guy I actually just hides okay wait
so we're gonna score what's the score
what's the score we found out during
editing that we tell you the score is
wrong initially in sixth place with
three points we have Sage mommy in fifth
place with four points we have average
Jonas in fourth place with six points we
have Gumi in third place with seven
points we have me drum roll please in
second place with eight points we have
jet daddy that means zip tie one with a
whopping 13 points
[Music]
thank you
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