TODOS os ABSURDOS de X-MEN: APOCALIPSE

Summary

The script is a humorous critique of the movie 'X-Men: Apocalypse', highlighting various plot inconsistencies and character discrepancies. It pokes fun at the film's storyline, such as Apocalypse's resurrection, the time travel implications, and the character motivations. The critique also addresses the unrealistic portrayal of mutant abilities and the convenient timing of certain events, suggesting that the movie overlooks logic for the sake of dramatic effect.

Takeaways

• 🎥 The script is a commentary on the movie 'X-Men: Apocalypse', pointing out various plot inconsistencies and making humorous observations.
• 🔍 The narrator questions the timeline and logic of the movie, such as Apocalypse transferring his consciousness and the characters' reactions to his awakening.
• 🕰 The script highlights the passage of time within the movie, noting the inconsistencies in character ages and the rapid spread of information in a pre-internet era.
• 🤔 The commentary addresses the character development, particularly focusing on Magneto's backstory and his transformation into a more anti-heroic figure rather than a villain.
• 🏫 The script makes fun of certain scenes set in a school, questioning the logic behind the characters' actions and the teacher's handling of the class.
• 🤷‍♂️ The narrator mocks the lack of consequences for characters' actions, such as Mystique's strength and the ease with which she takes down opponents.
• 🌍 The script points out the global impact of Apocalypse's actions, including causing an earthquake that can be felt worldwide and hacking Charles' mind to broadcast a message.
• 🛫 The commentary includes observations about the military technology used against the mutants, such as a helicopter with an electric field and the soldiers' weapons.
• 👥 The script highlights the teamwork and individual abilities of the X-Men as they face off against Apocalypse and his Four Horsemen.
• 🚀 The commentary humorously notes the convenience of certain plot devices, such as Kurt's teleportation powers and the timing of various characters' interventions.
• 💥 The script ends with a critique of the final battle, poking fun at the limitations of Charles' telepathic powers and the resolution of the conflict.

Q & A

What is the setting of the beginning of the movie 'X-Men: Apocalypse'?

The movie starts in ancient Egypt where Apocalypse is transferring his consciousness to another body.

How does Apocalypse end up being buried?

Apocalypse ends up being buried when some guards break the supports of a stone that slides down a ramp, causing several pillars to fall.

What is the issue with the timeline in the classroom scene?

The teacher mentions that it has been four years since the events of the previous movie, but the English version says seven years, causing confusion about the timeline.

Why does Scott leave the classroom?

Scott leaves the classroom because he is experiencing pain in his eyes.

What is the problem with the portrayal of Angel in the fighting ring scene?

According to the 'X-Men' timeline, Angel should have been a baby during this period, suggesting he is a time traveler.

Why is it odd that Magneto doesn't teleport out of the fighting ring?

It is odd because Magneto is known for his ability to teleport, but he doesn't use this ability to escape the fighting ring, instead suggesting he can't teleport outside of electric fences.

How does Mystique deal with the man who grabs her?

Mystique knocks out the man who grabs her with an elbow strike, highlighting her strength despite the man being easily knocked out.

What is ironic about Erik's life as Magneto?

Despite being the most wanted fugitive in the world, Magneto has managed to build a large house, get married, and have a daughter, all within ten years.

Why is it strange that Scott is wearing an eyepatch?

It's strange because Scott's power is to shoot beams from his eyes, and the eyepatch wouldn't contain his powers if he opened his eyes.

What is the issue with the scene where Apocalypse awakens?

The issue is that it takes the sun hitting the pyramid for Apocalypse to wake up, yet none of his followers accidentally left the hole open at the right time for this to happen.

Why is the scene where Moira is saved from the cave-in questionable?

It's questionable because Moira is saved by the most powerful mutant, the editor, implying that her survival is due to editing rather than in-story events.

What is the inconsistency with Magneto's daughter's age?

In the script, it is mentioned that Magneto's daughter is around eight years old, but according to the timeline, it should have been ten years since the last movie, suggesting an inconsistency.

Why is the scene where Apocalypse sends a message to the world through Charles confusing?

The confusion arises because, although Charles speaks in English, everyone hears the message in their own language, suggesting a universal translation mechanism was installed by Apocalypse.

What is the problem with the scene where Kurt and the others are captured by the military?

The problem is that Kurt, who has the ability to teleport, is captured despite being able to teleport to places he has seen or knows, which seems inconsistent with his powers.

Why is it odd that Apocalypse is able to perform the transfer on his own?

It's odd because earlier in the movie, it was suggested that Apocalypse needed others to perform the transfer, but later he is shown to be able to do it by himself.

What is the inconsistency with the scene where the heroes find military uniforms?

The inconsistency is that the military uniforms found are designed to fit women with adapted designs for breasts, yet all the soldiers at the base were depicted as burly men.

Why is the fight scene between the X-Men and Apocalypse's horsemen illogical?

The fight scene is illogical because the characters' powers and abilities are not used to their full extent, and the outcomes seem to be driven by the plot rather than the characters' skills.

What is the issue with the scene where Charles tries to fight Apocalypse in his mind?

The issue is that Charles, who has the power to alter reality within someone's mind, only uses his powers to mildly fight Apocalypse, which is inconsistent with his abilities.