Tove Lo's Lady Wood: NOT GOOD
Summary
TLDRThe video script is a critique of Tuflow, a Swedish pop singer's latest album. The reviewer finds the album to be unoriginal and forgettable, with bland pop singles and unimaginative lyrics. They express disappointment in the lack of creativity, comparing the music to a basic cable package or an unremarkable slice of bread. The critique also touches on the artist's attempt to blend into the modern pop scene without standing out, ultimately deeming the album unmemorable and not good.
Takeaways
- đ€ The reviewer is unimpressed with Tuflow's latest album, considering it to be unoriginal and lacking in memorable tracks.
- đ The reviewer was initially curious about Tuflow due to her music being widely posted online but was disappointed by the album's release.
- đ« The album is described as 'bland' and 'boring', with the reviewer finding no interesting or original content in the singles.
- đł The use of the term 'lady wood' in the title track is seen as cringeworthy and not particularly sexy, despite being intended as a metaphor for attraction.
- đ¶ The reviewer finds the song 'Influence' to be particularly forgettable, especially the feature with Wiz Kalifa which adds nothing to the track.
- đ The lyrics in the song 'Imaginary Friend' are criticized for being unimpressive and not deserving of a Nobel Prize in Literature, as sarcastically suggested.
- đ The album's production is questioned, with the reviewer implying that record contracts are too easily obtained, as seen with the release on Universal.
- đ The reviewer suggests that Swedish pop music has declined since the era of ABBA and that Tuflow's album is indicative of this downward trend.
- đ The song 'Cool Girl' is noted for having a clear concept but fails to deliver musically and vocally, despite its thematic clarity.
- đ The album is likened to a basic cable package or a cheap knockoff handbag, suggesting it lacks value and originality.
- đ The reviewer concludes that the album is forgettable and unremarkable, blending into the modern pop landscape without standing out.
Q & A
Who is the subject of the video review?
-The subject of the video review is Tuflow, a Swedish pop singer.
What is the reviewer's opinion on Tuflow's latest album?
-The reviewer finds Tuflow's latest album to be unoriginal, boring, and forgettable.
What does the reviewer think about the phrase 'lady wood' used in the title track?
-The reviewer finds the use of the phrase 'lady wood' in the title track to be cringeworthy and lacking in a metaphorical or ironic sense.
How does the reviewer describe the collaboration with Wiz Kalifa on the song 'Influence'?
-The reviewer describes the collaboration with Wiz Kalifa as cringy, especially a particular moment in the song.
What is the reviewer's opinion on the song 'Imaginary Friend'?
-The reviewer finds the lyrics of 'Imaginary Friend' to be particularly unimpressive and worthy of a Nobel Prize in sarcasm.
What comparison does the reviewer make regarding the quality of the album?
-The reviewer compares the album to a basic cable package, a lightly toasted slice of bread with no butter, and a knockoff handbag.
What does the reviewer suggest about the state of Swedish pop music post-ABBA?
-The reviewer suggests that Swedish pop music has taken a nosedive since ABBA and implies that there should be better music coming from Sweden.
What is the reviewer's view on the song 'Cool Girl'?
-While the reviewer acknowledges that 'Cool Girl' has a clear concept, they still find the music and vocals unremarkable.
What does the reviewer imply about the ease of getting a record contract at Universal?
-The reviewer implies that getting a record contract at Universal is easy, suggesting that they are handed out without much discernment.
How does the reviewer describe the overall impact of the album on the listener?
-The reviewer describes the album as forgettable and plain, suggesting it has little lasting impact on the listener.
Outlines
đ€ Unimpressed Review of Tuflow's New Album
The reviewer expresses a strong disappointment with Tuflow's latest album, criticizing it as unoriginal and lacking in memorability. They were initially curious due to the widespread online presence of the Swedish pop singer's singles but found the album to be repetitive and bland. The title track's use of the term 'lady wood' is highlighted as particularly cringe-worthy, and the reviewer also criticizes the lyrics for being unremarkable and the overall production as generic. The album is likened to a basic cable package or an unremarkable slice of bread, suggesting it offers nothing extraordinary or special.
đą Closing Remarks and Call for Audience Feedback
In concluding the video review, the speaker invites the audience to share their thoughts on the album in the comments section. They provide a brief overview of the links available and express gratitude for the viewers' time, wishing them well and indicating that they will return with more content soon. This paragraph serves as a sign-off, summarizing the review and encouraging viewer engagement.
Mindmap
Keywords
đĄTuflow
đĄAlbum
đĄPop Singles
đĄWash Rinse Repeat
đĄMemorable
đĄTitle Track
đĄLady Wood
đĄInfluence
đĄAcoustic
đĄLyrics
đĄUniversal
đĄCool Girl
đĄSwedish Pop
Highlights
Tuflow, a Swedish pop singer, has released new singles from her latest album which have been widely discussed.
The reviewer finds the album to be one of the most repetitive and unoriginal in the pop genre.
Standout tracks are considered memorable for their oddity rather than quality.
The title track's use of the phrase 'lady wood' is seen as cringeworthy and lacking in sexiness.
The reviewer suggests that using phrases like 'lady boner' can be off-putting in a serious context.
The feature by Wiz Kalifa on 'Influence' is described as particularly cringy.
The song 'Influence' is criticized for its forgettable acoustic cut.
The album is likened to a basic cable package for its lack of special features.
The reviewer compares the album to a slice of bread lightly toasted without any additional flavor.
The lyrics of 'Imaginary Friend' are singled out as particularly unimpressive.
The album's production on Universal is questioned, suggesting contracts are too easily given out.
Swedish pop is said to have declined since the era of ABBA.
The song 'Cool Girl' is noted for having a clear concept but lacks musical and vocal distinction.
The album is criticized for blending into the modern pop landscape without standing out.
The reviewer finds the album forgettable and lacking in any distinguishing qualities.
The video concludes with an invitation for viewers to share their thoughts on the album in the comments.
Transcripts
this tuflow album is not good tuflow is
a Swedish pop singer whose new singles
from this latest album over here I've
been keeping track of I'm not completely
sure why I was seeing her music posted
everywhere and just got a little curious
and thought okay what's everybody
checking out what's everybody talking
about what's everybody hyping up over
here but cool girl influence true
disaster in my opinion three of the
blandest pop singles of the year so I
wasn't really sure what was going to be
so great about this album and now that
it's out here it's it's really one of
the most wash rinse repeat boring like
nothing interesting nothing original
nothing even memorable going on on a
single track here and the things that do
stick out as memorable are like funny
for example on the title track here and
I didn't think she would go in this
direction I didn't think anybody would
be um clueless enough to go in this
direction but when I see the title lady
would the part of my head that's in the
gutter thinks somebody is saying like
Lady boner you know like oh I'm a woman
and I'm turned on so I have lady wood
but I actually thought when I heard the
song I was gonna hear some kind of
metaphor for something or here lady
would kind of turn in a different way
but no that's literally what she means
she is using the phrase lady wood in a
sexy way over this EDM instrumental
talking about this person who she's
interested in giving her lady hood she's
seriously singing about having lady wood
I don't know if there's a less sexy way
to reference sex s Nerf ever she and you
know I'm not saying people should or
shouldn't say a certain phrase you know
I think saying a lady wood or lady boner
completely fine if you're is just using
in conversation and maybe you're trying
to be a little funny or you're using
ironically but like seriously trying to
come through and like tell some guy who
you're into like yeah
you give me some real lady wood hahaha
listen ladies I know men are sort of
depicted as you know these [Â __Â ] machines
who just have sex on the mind all the
time but you can weird a guy out and
telling him you have lady wood is one of
those ways The Wiz Kalifa feature on
influence was cringy as hell especially
the moment where he's talking about him
and tuflow oh wow you guys are cool
together the song vibes is like this
acoustic cut that comes out of nowhere
that is just as forgettable as every
other song on here
there's just nothing about this record
this even faintly original it's just so
plain it's just so a uninvent hrus and
not only are the vocals on this thing
just dime-a-dozen not only are the
instrumentals on this thing dime-a-dozen
but the lyrics are really something to
behold i mean of course you can't expect
that from somebody singing about their
lady wood but take the song imaginary
friend for example really the lyrics on
this track stand out to me as being a
really really worthy of a Nobel Prize
probably 3040 years down the road Bob
Dylan people said you're not a superstar
can't jump that far you know better
got my armor on the super glue can power
through yeah whatever yeah whatever
I concur imaginary friend stay with me
till the end keeping me dreaming
imaginary friend stay with me till the
end now over over again uh this is on uh
this is on Universal apparently you can
walk right into Universal and they're
just handing out record contracts
they're just [Â __Â ] giving them away
they're actually like on a pedestal as
you walk through the door and all you
gotta do is sign the bottom and you're
in Swedish pop has taken a nosedive
since ABBA I'll say that much Sweden you
guys have to have better than this I
mean come on you know I can appreciate
that like on a song such as cool girl
she at least has a topic or a concept in
mind that comes through clearly in the
lyrics like she's not trying to put this
label on this relationship that she has
with this guy maybe is not to scare him
away or just to kind of keep things fun
and vibrant and you know spontaneous but
still it doesn't change the fact that
musically and vocally there's really
nothing special about this record it's
like you know a basic cable package it's
like a slice of bread that was just so
ever lightly toasted with no butter
on it no nothing or you know like one of
those knockoff handbags that you buy
down in Chinatown you know it's not a
something that you like for what it is
you like it more for what it resembles
it's just really odd because I haven't
heard an artist in a while who has this
hard tried to fade so seamlessly into
the modern pop landscape that scanning
the horizon you wouldn't even notice her
because this album is just like
literally another face in the crowd I'm
not really sure if I have anything else
to say about this album it's just so
forgettable it's just so plain yeah it's
a it's not good position and that is the
video that is the review here I hope you
have given this album a listen and let
me know what you think of it down in the
comments all sorts of links next to my
head subscription videos and that's it
guys I appreciate you watching hope
you're doing well and I'll I'll see you
again soon
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