TENTE NÃO RIR IMPOSSÍVEL - Melhores Memes e Vídeos Engraçados 2024 |#87|

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26 Jan 202408:48

Summary

TLDRThis video script captures a series of eclectic and humorous moments, blending everyday life with unexpected twists. From the playful complaint about a mother eating the door, to whimsical musings on whether a certain length is suitable for a train or a truck, the dialogue meanders through a variety of scenarios. It includes paying bills at month's end, a robot mishap at a friend's wedding, to the joys and mishaps of friendship, drinking, and pool days. The script touches on outdoor adventures, from confronting bees to potential drunken mishaps near the sea, offering a glimpse into the chaotic but endearing rhythm of life. It concludes with a light-hearted look at exercise, adoption, and the simple challenges of living in a small town disrupted by trains, all wrapped up with a sense of community and humor.

Takeaways

  • 📱 A humorous phone conversation involving a mother and various household and personal situations.
  • 🚫 The mention of a door being consumed, possibly in jest or as part of a misunderstanding.
  • 🎵 Background music is used throughout, suggesting a lighthearted or comedic tone.
  • 🔨 A debate over the length of an object, comparing it to trains or trucks, highlighting confusion or exaggeration.
  • 💳 Financial concerns are humorously addressed, including paying bills and the stress of end-of-month expenses.
  • 🙏 A playful prayer for financial luck, mixing religious expressions with personal hopes for wealth.
  • 🔮 A chaotic event at a wedding involving a robot, hinting at a humorous or unexpected mishap.
  • 😍 Expressions of love and friendship are made in a quirky manner, suggesting close but humorous relationships.
  • 🍹 Jokes about drinking habits and leisure activities like swimming, indicating a light-hearted view on leisure time.
  • 🎈 A playful interaction with a spy-themed narrative, adding an element of whimsy or fantasy.
  • 📚 A mention of an encounter with a bee or wasp, leading to advice against provoking insects.
  • 📷 A humorous complaint about being adopted by a poor family, reflecting on personal hardships with humor.
  • 😂 Comedic remarks on living in a small town with train delays, expressing the frustrations of rural life.

Q & A

  • What is the significance of the '930 M' measurement mentioned in the script?

    -The '930 M' measurement likely refers to the length of something mentioned in the script, possibly a vehicle or an object. It's a specific detail used to question whether the item is a train or a truck, emphasizing its considerable size.

  • What does the phrase 'end of the month coming, paying the bill' signify in the context of the script?

    -This phrase reflects a common concern about financial obligations as the month ends, indicating the speaker is either paying off a debt or worrying about outstanding bills, which adds a relatable, everyday life aspect to the narrative.

  • What is the emotional tone when the speaker mentions 'God rebuking my hand' and hoping for a good number?

    -The emotional tone is one of hope and supplication, where the speaker is asking for divine intervention to help with financial or personal success, demonstrating reliance on faith during times of need.

  • What is the significance of the robot falling at a friend's wedding?

    -The mention of a robot falling at a friend's wedding introduces an element of unexpected or humorous disruption in a formal event, highlighting a memorable or quirky incident that stands out to the narrator.

  • How does the script portray the relationship between the speaker and their 'secret friend' who likes to drink mistel?

    -The script portrays a close and affectionate relationship, where the speaker expresses love and shares personal activities and preferences, showing a deep bond and mutual enjoyment of each other's company.

  • What does the repeated phrase 'you're leaving now you're not leaving now' suggest about the situation described?

    -This phrase suggests a moment of confusion or indecision, possibly indicating a humorous or awkward interaction where someone is unsure about staying or leaving, adding a dynamic of uncertainty or comic relief.

  • Why does the speaker mention not being able to 'mess with' the boss?

    -Mentioning the inability to 'mess with' the boss implies a power dynamic or a respect for authority within the context, indicating that certain actions or decisions are beyond the speaker's control due to hierarchical relationships.

  • What does the encounter with a spy on the foot and the subsequent request for pear water imply?

    -This encounter introduces an element of whimsy or surreal humor, where an unexpected character (a 'spy') on the foot leads to a peculiar request for pear water, adding a layer of absurdity or playful imagination to the narrative.

  • What does the interaction with 'Manuel' and the wasps indicate about the character's behavior or situation?

    -The interaction with 'Manuel' and the wasps highlights a moment of mischief or poor judgment, where Manuel's action of throwing a lemon at wasps leads to potential danger, showcasing a lack of foresight or playful recklessness.

  • How does the mention of 'waiting for the whole train to pass' in a small town contrast with big city life?

    -This mention underscores the differences in pace and lifestyle between small towns and big cities. It highlights the unique challenges and slower pace of life in smaller communities, contrasting with the hustle and bustle of big city life, where such delays are less common.

  • What does the request to 'smell her again' by a character named 'Márcia' towards a 'human cub' reveal about their relationship?

    -This request reveals a moment of affection or curiosity, possibly from an animal or a person speaking affectionately about a baby or young child. It suggests a gentle, caring interaction, highlighting a bond or a moment of tenderness towards the 'human cub'.

Outlines

00:00

😄 Talking on the Phone about Everyday Life

The paragraph describes someone talking on the phone about everyday topics like their mom eating, music playing, wondering if something is a train or truck, paying bills, requesting lottery numbers, saying a prayer, and reminiscing about a wedding where they knocked over a robot.

05:00

🎵 Exercising While Listening to Music

The second paragraph depicts someone exercising while listening to music. They describe using exercise equipment like pedals and doing arm exercises. The narrator talks about their body and heartbeat as they workout.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Family

The theme of family is prevalent throughout the video, with multiple references to the speaker's mother and descriptions of family gatherings. For example, the speaker says 'a Moa de telefone Olha a minha mãe comou,' which translates to 'Look, my mother ate,' indicating a close relationship with his mother. The speaker also describes a wedding of a close friend he considers like a brother.

💡Religion

There are multiple religious references in the video, including 'Deus vai repreendendo minha mão' (God will chastise my hand) and 'Ave Maria' (Hail Mary). This indicates the speaker has a strong Christian faith that influences his worldview and speech.

💡Rural Life

The video makes several references to rural life, like waiting for a train to pass through town and living in a 'minúscula' (tiny) city. The speaker expresses feeling out of place in big cities, indicating he comes from a rural background.

💡Music

Music is a recurring theme, with the speaker singing, chanting, and beatboxing throughout the video. He references different genres like rap ('Maloca na quebrada') and folk ('Ave Maria'). Music seems important to him as a form of expression.

💡Animals

Animals are mentioned multiple times, including cows, dogs, bees, and chickens. For example, the speaker talks about milking cows and says 'aquiel é é quantos litas vai dar mais ou menos' (how many liters will it give more or less). This suggests animals are part of his daily rural life.

💡Food

Food comes up throughout the video, like the speaker's mother eating, making a late night snack, and mentioning fruit. For instance, he asks for a 'lanchinho de noite' (late night snack) and 'ass de pera' (pear nectar?). Food seems to be a frequent topic of conversation.

💡Drinking

Drinking alcohol is referenced multiple times, like when the speaker talks about his friend liking to drink and later tells him 'Beba de novo ó tá bêbado agora' (Drink again, you're drunk now). This implies recreational drinking is common in their social circle.

💡Dance

The theme of dance and movement comes up through words like 'posturando' (posturing) and 'pedalada' (pedaling), as well as the speaker demonstrating dance moves. Dancing seems to be an enjoyable pastime for him.

💡Colors

The speaker asks 'Cadê o amarelo?' (Where's the yellow?) and 'Cadê o azul?' (Where's the blue?), while seeming to search for colored objects. He also mentions the color red. Color words stand out as distinct references amidst the free-flowing style.

💡Childhood

The speaker refers to himself as a 'filhote de humano' (human pup) who was adopted by a poor family, suggesting he is remembering or roleplaying his own childhood. His playful singing and storytelling supports this theme of reminiscing about childhood.

Highlights

A humorous incident where a robot was knocked over at a friend's wedding

The speaker's first credit card experience and the arrival of a replacement card

The speaker's affectionate relationship with a friend who enjoys swimming and drinking mistel

A quirky moment where the speaker expresses love and then quickly switches topics

Confusion about whether a large vehicle is a train or a truck

The anticipation and stress of paying bills at the end of the month

A playful prayer for a good number on a bill, invoking a divine plea for financial ease

A comical interaction with a cow, questioning its milk production

An adventurous encounter with a marimbondo (type of wasp)

Transcripts

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a Moa de telefone Olha a minha mãe comou

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a porta da

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[Música]

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ch ei olha esse aqui

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ó comprimento 930 M meu se é um

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treem ou um camião vamos cordar ver se é

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Comprido meso

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ué Fim de mês chegando pagando a fatura

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do devendo a

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fatura bem que tá Tá bravo

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comigo Deus vai repreendendo minha mão

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Senhor que você faça que essa mão um

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número bom que tire tipo uns quro

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C coração de Deus aleluia

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amém o dia que eu derrubei o robô no

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casamento do meu

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[Música]

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amigo o meu primeiro mano foi o

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credit não dá a o mandou outro para mim

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ó o sen era chique mesmo hein não não

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fala a verdade e eu guardei você aqui é

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cartão de crédito

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é é meu amigo

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secreto ele gosta de beber a mistel ah

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que que que mais que mais ele gosta de

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entrar na piscina toda todo domingo

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comigo que mais que mais eu amo muito

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ele te amo eu vou

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barando que que você tá pocando aí o qu

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o qu você i embora você não ia embora

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agora não pode dechar estranho aí você

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não pode pegar não ô Não o patrão não

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importa não quem patrão não importa o

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patrão não importa não ô o patrão cheg

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[Aplausos]

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para para fazer um lanchinho de noite

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tem um espião aqui no meu pé quer

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Jamaica você quer Ave Maria não engasgue

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não só

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fala quer ass de pera aí meu

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filho tomou da mão ó PR aí Ave Maria

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[Música]

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não amig sexta-feira meio-dia e ela V

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ela vem atrás de mim ó ela tá me

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perseguindo fica parada Donzela Ox Calma

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ela veio PR trás de mim mesmo essa doida

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que foi isso UEL M eu falei para você

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não mexer você mexeu com marimbondo

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Manuel O que que você jogou no Marim

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bonde

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Manuel limão e agora você vai mexer com

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marimbondo não não hum não pode mexer

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com

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[Música]

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marimbondo Então já tá beba de novo ó

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tá bêbado agora O pior é se cair no mar

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cair no mar é pior a cara dela

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beba beba beba

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beba

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beba Bea ó se tu cair vai cair todo

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mundo que depois você

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vai Tô só de cá tô só de boa posturando

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e calma observando tudo como meu corpo

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na mão o grv tá batendo tem B

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srio tem Maloca na quebrada pegar visão

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o couro tá com medo mãe e o pau tá

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quebrando nego vai no chão bê vai no

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chão bê vai no chão bê vai vou tirar

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desse daqui olha que ajudante

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rapaz deixa eu

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apar vaca é boa de leite aquiel é é

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quantos litas vai dar mais ou menos acho

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que vai dar uns quatro o que que você

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quer Fale Chame o que que você quer Fale

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oi fale você falar o que que você quer

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Fale he fale o que que você quer me

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mostra que que você quer me

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mostra É esse aqui é bom aqui qu meu o

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Ah é bom pros

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braços vai aess aqui aqui é bom pras

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pern

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né PR Ah aqui bom PR pedalada né o do

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Leo mais bala e

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oç na

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parede

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[Música]

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agora você vai pegar aqui ó e vai

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enrolando assim ó ó aí vai enrolando Vai

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enrolando Olha

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aí não que que é oh meu Deus do céu com

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tanta família para min adar Fi adotado

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por pobre aí tô aqui bo nessa água fria

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essa rapariga porque ela que é cachorro

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e não tem dinheiro para levar o pet shop

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desliga o

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[Música]

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pisca ó o pisca aí mulher

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[Música]

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[Música]

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Cadê o

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amarelo Cadê o

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azul

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azul

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vermelho

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ó o cara aí

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cara ah bolo

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fofo

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[Música]

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vou como que eu vou explicar pro povo de

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cidade grande que tem um trem que passou

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no meio da cidade minha aí eu tenho que

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esperar o do trem passar inteiro

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ou então esperar o trem parar para pular

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o trem eu não nasci para morar em cidade

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pequena não e eu e eu nasci na minúscula

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não é nem pequena

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[Música]

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não ela já

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[Música]

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peru Márcia o filhote de humano veio

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Outra Vez vamos lá dar um cheiro

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nela

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[Música]

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think that

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[Música]

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inv

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