Harrison Laine's Catwoman review

Summary

The video script is a scathing critique of a poorly received superhero film, 'Catwoman', starring Halle Berry. The reviewer lambasts the film for its unoriginal plot, poor character development, and derivative action sequences borrowed from other movies. They also criticize the film's moral ambiguity, with Catwoman both preventing and committing crimes, and highlight the film's numerous plot holes and bad acting. The script ends with a strong recommendation to avoid the movie, calling it one of the worst superhero films of all time.

Takeaways

• 😡 The reviewer considers the movie one of the worst of all time, highlighting its lack of originality and intelligence.
• 🤔 The main character, Patience Phillips played by Halle Berry, becomes Catwoman after being killed for discovering a harmful beauty product.
• 😒 The movie's plot is criticized for its illogical actions, such as killing someone to hide product flaws instead of improving the product.
• 👎 The reviewer points out that the film borrows heavily from other movies, such as Spider-Man and Batman, without adding anything new.
• 😠 The character of Catwoman is seen as hypocritical, acting as a hero while also stealing and keeping stolen goods.
• 😡 The film's premise is questioned, with the reviewer suggesting the company should halt the release of the problematic product rather than rely on Catwoman.
• 🤨 The action scenes are described as clunky and confusing due to poor camera work and editing.
• 😖 The dialogue and acting are criticized as being over-the-top and cheesy, with Halle Berry's performance being particularly underwhelming.
• 😓 The movie is filled with pointless characters that add nothing to the story.
• 😡 The reviewer finds the movie's moral message muddled and contradictory, failing to convey a clear or positive lesson.
• 😤 The movie is described as a 'giant furball of [expletive]', emphasizing the reviewer's extreme dissatisfaction with the film.

Q & A

What is the main character's name in the movie?

The main character's name is Patience Phillips, played by Halle Berry.

How does Patience Phillips become Catwoman?

Patience becomes Catwoman after she is killed and then brought back to life by a cat after an accident at a beauty product company.

What is the controversy surrounding the anti-aging cream in the movie?

The anti-aging cream has side effects that can make women uglier, and the company is trying to cover up this information.

What is the main criticism of the movie's plot?

The main criticism is that the plot is unoriginal, with elements stolen from other movies, and it lacks a coherent hero's journey for the main character.

What is the issue with the character's actions as Catwoman?

As Catwoman, she steals cars and bikes, and keeps stolen jewelry, which contradicts the typical heroic actions expected of a superhero.

What is the main character's motivation for stopping the release of the anti-aging cream?

The main character's motivation is to prevent the harmful product from being released to civilians, which is a weak motivation compared to other superhero narratives.

What are the problems with the action scenes in the movie?

The action scenes are criticized for being clunky, with poor camera angles that make it difficult to follow what is happening.

How does the movie handle the character development of Patience Phillips?

The character development is underwhelming, with the character not learning much about being Catwoman and exhibiting irresponsible behavior.

What are some of the one-liners in the movie that are criticized?

The one-liners are criticized for being over-the-top, cheesy, and poorly delivered, which detracts from the overall quality of the movie.

What is the reviewer's overall opinion of the movie?

The reviewer's overall opinion is extremely negative, calling the movie one of the worst superhero movies of all time and criticizing its plot, character development, and action scenes.