Awkward Stereotypes

Dude Perfect
24 Aug 202413:41

Summary

TLDRThe video script is a humorous compilation of various scenarios, including awkward introductions, a blind date gone wrong, a memorable family dinner, and a surprising marriage proposal. It also features a series of comedic mishaps, such as a car crash, a restroom disaster, and an unexpected encounter with a pet bull in a china shop. The script is filled with bloopers and light-hearted moments that showcase the unpredictability of everyday life.

Takeaways

  • 😄 A casual introduction occurs between two friends, one of whom is named Steve, and they are making adjustments to a squeaky table.
  • 🦞 There is a mention of a seafood platter and a conversation between two individuals, one of whom is referred to as 'big dog'.
  • 🤔 A man named Garrett, also known as John or Johnny, is introduced and there's a humorous mix-up with remembering names.
  • 🚗 A car accident is mentioned where a car slams into a tree, which triggers a memory of a road trip and a friend getting car sick.
  • 🎥 A blind date scenario is described where two people realize they are both there for the same date, leading to an awkward situation.
  • 💳 A situation arises where a man's credit card is declined, and another man offers to pay, leading to a humorous exchange about money.
  • 🎂 A surprise birthday celebration is mentioned, with a focus on a character who is turning 202, indicating it might be a joke or exaggeration.
  • 🎤 A character named Tyler is asked to perform the national anthem, which leads to a humorous situation with feedback from the audience.
  • 💍 A marriage proposal occurs, where a man declares his love and asks his partner to marry him, only to be humorously rejected due to living with his mom.
  • 🏠 A family dinner scenario is depicted where a guest is pressured to take the first bite of food, revealing a tradition and a humorous twist with a vegetarian forgetting their dietary preference.
  • 🐂 A pet bull is introduced in a china shop, leading to a series of humorous interactions and expectations not being met.

Q & A

  • What is the initial interaction between the characters about?

    -The initial interaction is about two characters meeting and being introduced to each other, with a humorous twist that their names won't matter after the event.

  • Why does the character mention a squeaky table?

    -The character mentions a squeaky table as a reason to make an adjustment, indicating a need to change the seating arrangement or the table itself.

  • What is the situation with the seafood platter?

    -The seafood platter is mentioned as an item that was consumed, and there is a humorous acknowledgment that it was enjoyed despite any potential issues.

  • Why does the character forget their phone?

    -The character forgets their phone in a rush, indicating they are in a hurry and possibly distracted.

  • What is the significance of the car slamming into a tree?

    -The car slamming into a tree serves as a humorous anecdote that reminds one of the characters of a past event, adding a layer of storytelling to the script.

  • Why does the character mention being on a blind date?

    -The character mentions being on a blind date to reveal an unexpected twist in the narrative, showing that the characters' meeting was not a coincidence.

  • What is the issue with the credit card transaction?

    -The issue with the credit card transaction is that it is declined, leading to a moment of awkwardness and an offer of help from another character.

  • Why is the character excited to meet someone who is 6'4"?

    -The character is excited to meet someone who is 6'4" because of a previous description or expectation that has piqued their interest.

  • What is the tradition involving the guest taking the first bite?

    -The tradition of the guest taking the first bite is a family custom that signifies hospitality and welcoming of the guest into the family.

  • Why does the character perform the national anthem?

    -The character performs the national anthem as part of a special event or ceremony, possibly a sports event or a patriotic gathering.

  • What is the proposal situation and how does it end?

    -The proposal situation is a surprise marriage proposal that ends humorously with the person being proposed to expressing surprise and acceptance, but also pointing out the proposer lives with his mom.

Outlines

00:00

😅 'A Chaotic Introduction and Unexpected Encounters'

The first paragraph of the script introduces a series of awkward social interactions and humorous misunderstandings. It begins with a casual introduction between friends, quickly devolving into confusion over names and a comical adjustment of a squeaky table. The narrative then shifts to a seafood platter mishap and a reunion between old friends, marked by forgetfulness and lighthearted teasing. A sudden car crash and the ensuing chaos lead to a surprising revelation about a blind date and a height discrepancy. The paragraph concludes with a string of absurd and chaotic situations, including a mix-up with credit cards and an awkward encounter with a father and his son's girlfriend, all underscored by a sense of frantic energy and humor.

05:01

🎤 'Performances, Proposals, and Pond Mishaps'

The second paragraph presents a medley of events, commencing with a warm welcome into a family setting and segueing into a botched national anthem performance that causes discomfort. The narrative then skips to an unexpected marriage proposal, replete with humor and a surprising rejection based on the proposer's living situation. The paragraph continues with a series of amusing anecdotes, including a mishap involving a koi pond and a discussion about a friend's comedic performance. It concludes with a birthday celebration at work, a police intervention, and a significant business meeting, all of which are laced with a sense of absurdity and lighthearted humor.

10:01

🤷‍♂️ 'A Bizarre Date, Unruly Bull, and Unfortunate Encounters'

The third paragraph unfolds with a disastrous first date, highlighted by tardiness, miscommunication, and a series of unfortunate events that culminate in a hasty departure. It then transitions into a peculiar encounter with a pet bull in a china shop, subverting expectations of chaos with an anticlimactic display of docility. The narrative includes a commentary on societal expectations and a humorous confrontation over tipping etiquette. The paragraph concludes with a call to action for more bloopers and deleted scenes, inviting the audience to engage further with the content through the D perfect app.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Blind date

A blind date refers to a social outing between two people who have not previously met, often arranged by a mutual acquaintance. In the video, the concept is humorously portrayed where one person is on a blind date but is mistaken for someone else, leading to a series of awkward encounters.

💡Car accident

A car accident is an unexpected event resulting in damage to vehicles and potentially injuries. The script mentions a car slamming into a tree, which is a dramatic event that adds tension and humor to the video's narrative, showcasing the unpredictability of life.

💡Valet

A valet is a person who is employed to park and retrieve cars for customers, usually at hotels or restaurants. In the script, there is a humorous misunderstanding where one character is mistaken for a valet, highlighting the theme of mistaken identities.

💡Credit card decline

When a credit card is declined, it means the transaction cannot be completed due to insufficient funds or other issues. In the script, a character's credit card is declined, leading to an awkward situation and a display of generosity from another character, adding to the video's comedic elements.

💡National anthem

The national anthem is a patriotic musical composition symbolizing a country. In the script, a character is asked to perform the national anthem, which is a formal and solemn event, but the situation turns humorous due to the character's unexpected behavior.

💡Marriage proposal

A marriage proposal is the act of one person asking another for their consent to marry. In the video, a character makes a sudden and public marriage proposal, which is a significant life event but is treated with humor and surprise in the script.

💡Koi pond

A koi pond is a water feature that is home to koi fish, often found in Japanese-style gardens. The script humorously describes someone falling into a koi pond, which is an unusual and amusing situation that adds to the video's comedic tone.

💡Bull in a china shop

The idiom 'bull in a china shop' refers to a clumsy or reckless person causing damage in a delicate environment. In the script, the phrase is used literally with a bull in a china shop, but the outcome is the opposite of what is expected, creating a humorous twist.

💡Sales comparison

A sales comparison is an analysis of sales data over time or between different entities. In the script, a sales meeting is depicted where a sales comparison is discussed, indicating a business setting and the importance of performance metrics.

💡First date

A first date is the initial meeting between two people who are romantically interested in each other. The script mentions a 'five best first date ever,' which is a playful way to describe an ideal first encounter, adding a light-hearted touch to the video.

💡Tipping

Tipping is the practice of giving a gratuity to service staff for their work. In the script, a character refuses to tip a certain percentage, leading to a humorous conflict and commentary on tipping culture.

Highlights

Introduction of characters and setting the scene for a series of humorous interactions.

Adjustment of a squeaky table and an awkward introduction leading to a humorous situation.

Misunderstanding of names and playful banter between friends.

Unexpected twist with the seafood platter and a funny dialogue about forgetting names.

Urgent situation of being late for baseball game and comedic relief from the characters' reactions.

Accident where a car slams into a tree, adding an element of surprise and absurdity.

A road trip anecdote involving car sickness and overeating, leading to laughter.

A mix-up with a blind date and humorous confusion about physical appearance.

An awkward situation with a credit card being declined, showcasing kindness and humor.

A funny encounter with a father meeting his son's girlfriend and a vegetarian mishap.

A surprising marriage proposal with an unexpected outcome and audience reaction.

An amusing incident where a character falls into a koi pond, adding to the comedic chaos.

A character's failed attempt to scare others with a bull in a china shop scenario.

A blooper involving a character getting stuck in a restroom, adding to the humor.

A meeting gone wrong with sales figures and a character's inappropriate behavior.

A first date scenario with funny mishaps and misunderstandings.

A tipping dispute at a restaurant with a humorous resolution.

A character's interaction with a pet bull, leading to an anticlimactic and funny ending.

Invitation to watch more bloopers and deleted scenes on the D perfect app.

Transcripts

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I got to take this he man oh hey did you

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meet my buddy Steve hey y y introduce

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each other how you doing y yeah no

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problem yeah for

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sure it's not a big Huger dude what's

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your name again honestly after this it's

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not going to matter to be honest

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okay all right we're just going to start

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with a small

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adjustment table's a little squeaky I

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think this to be a little bit

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deeper Ty let's try something different

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let's have you on your side all

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right sorry about that seafood platter

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it was yeah can

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tell Spencer what's up dude oh uh what

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up big dog been a long time so long

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actually have You Met My Buddy my main

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man one of the best dudes I know old

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maacho here dude remind me like uh uh

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your wife's name dude I remember say you

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were asking for my name oh no your name

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her name's off Legend anyways dud it is

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great to meet said Garrett John John

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John yeah see John I knew that dude it's

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been John the whole time Johnny boy we

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called him oh JJ man good to see you

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meet you see you again yep

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[Music]

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yep oh you don't have to you can go

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ahead and go

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okay for me okay I just got to get my

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bag sorry it's locked I'm sorry go ahead

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man it's too

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nice I forgot my phone I forgot just go

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ahead you're

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fine hey we're cutting it close we got

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to go told her one thing one thing Dad

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we're going to be late for baseball I

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know we just mom loves to talk we just

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got to wait a sec Dad we got to get Mom

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I know I know hey babe we really got to

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go I'm sorry we got to oh

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that was weird hey what was that no no

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no they were both in blue they baseball

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we got to go to baseball sorry hey come

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on boys let's go come on

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hurry slams into the tree totals the

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car insane that reminds me of my buddy

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we're on a road trip okay my buddy was

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he was getting a little car sick as he's

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he yeah my buddy's getting a little car

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sick and so

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he's so he's eating a lot there's a lot

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of food getting eaten but the thing

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about it was he was on a road we were a

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road eating a lot of snacks so at the

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end of it right he's starting to think

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oh man well the guy throw so he's he's

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so he's on a roach he on a road

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trip I give these to you right oh no I'm

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I'm not valet I'm actually here on the

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blind date me too small world he's 6'4

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beautiful can't wait to meet him that's

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actually me

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hi this man is not 64

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pleasure it's a really nice

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D you're

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[Music]

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work you know your profile said you're

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were pretty easy to talk

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to I find that a little

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difficult both

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[Music]

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ways 6492 okay credit cards saying

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declined uh it shouldn't be hey man want

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me to get it that's very kind of you I

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promise I make probably more than you do

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okay Daddy Warbucks can you just do it

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again different card that's declining I

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don't know

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yeah yeah I know we got to hold up on 12

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guy has no money sir Ione I'll buy his

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I'm tapping literally all of them at the

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same time do you have cash we take cash

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oh you know what I actually forgot to

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sign in it it works great sir it just

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went

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through here you go man enjoy the food

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thanks you too you too that was

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weird hey enjoy the movie man hey thanks

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you

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too I'm not watching the movie dude I'm

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sorry I'm working on that it it's okay

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man all right you're all checked in have

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a good night right thanks man you

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too actually kind of works love

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[Music]

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you it's so good to finally meet my

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son's girlfriend my dad makes the best

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eges honey remember I'm a vegetarian

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well not here you're

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not we're so excited to have you here

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I'm sure Cody told you about our

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tradition the guest takes the first

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bite go ahead you're can to love

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[Music]

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it isn't it so good so good oh I forgot

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the broccoli I'll take some of that

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broccoli it one of your best that's

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awesome wow you Crush that here's

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another one so proud of you Alis y

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welcome to the family this is awesome

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you're going to love it here now to

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perform the national anthem Tyler

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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Tony say can you see

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[Music]

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and the rocket red GL mom my ears are

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bleeding

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who's

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there home of the

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bra you're

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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dis there Sky waving it's weird I don't

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he's coming in hot I don't even know

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this

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[Music]

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guy it's so good to see you guys what's

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up great I can't really look and it was

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so hot out there was so hot

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yeah this absolute doofus has no idea

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that he's got this thing stuck in his

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teeth that is

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[Laughter]

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massive Shelby I know it's only been a

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week but I I truly believe you're you're

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the truest love of my entire life you're

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the funa to my Shrek please will you

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marry me oh gosh oh

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dear

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yeah over over what are you going to say

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hold on let's get this on the jumbo

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troll you live with your mom come on

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baby I'm getting married let's

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go this is your

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[Applause]

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moment let's get this off the Jumbotron

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keep your chin up that's on

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me oh it was such a good night oh did

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you see Sandra fall into the koi pond I

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heard about it you got a video I can't

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believe she that was

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great you weren't

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there well I think I heard I think I was

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close by and I heard about it but did

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you Tom was telling me he was they

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trying to feed those fish those things

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were I actually saw that I saw Tomy no

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Tom it's so funny Tom you know Tom too

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I'll I'll hey we'll catch up about this

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later yeah hey see you

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buddy uh before I leave do you mind if I

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use the restroom I got a long drive home

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absolutely come on in okay appreciate

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it oh oh no no no no no

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come on hey is everything okay in there

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everything's okay watch a movie or

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something I'll be out in a sec a whole

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movie I'm coming in not necessary it's

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fine here oh my goodness gracious um I

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think you might need a professional

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plumber yeah I think so too it wasn't me

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um yeah okay

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okay dude we had gar on a lead for

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stereotypes today I don't even think

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he's funny people just laugh at him cuz

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he's bald and he doesn't even look good

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in

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purple his whole oh I'm only going to

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hit the podium stick like dude actually

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try like come on seriously I agree man

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he doesn't really try does he hey G oh

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sorry to interrupt man keep going um I

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think we can continue this in my office

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what do you say sure

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all can I get everybody's attention

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please our guys turning

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202 happy birthday to you

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happy birthday to you we know we had to

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do a little something for your

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birthday

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police right in this

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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[Music]

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face yes sir

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I knew this was going to happen it's

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always the redhe

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[Applause]

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heads hey man I'll kiss her dude that's

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my sister come

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on as you all know this is the most

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important meeting of the year so let's

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get right to it take a look at the sales

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comparison if we start in January right

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here you'll notice that you twe any are

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you good yep I'm good obviously we uh we

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maximize grow we got water right there

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I have

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[Music]

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idea I would ask you to leave but you're

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like one of our top salesman

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so he iy got

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[Music]

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it I'm going to take

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five best first date ever sorry I'm late

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ooh strawberries my favorite mhm

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mhm I really want to see lovey doy to

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yeah no to the Yom three to the newest

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Marvel is that my wallet

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Marvel all right so I guess this is

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goodbye yeah I think it's time to go our

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separate ways that it's easier we

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don't why are you following me uh cuz

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I'm actually parked over there

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oh I'm this way yeah me too I'm actually

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around the building

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okay no

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[Music]

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no I love the look of those fruit plates

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but these peacock ones are to die for

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did you find everything you needed I did

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just these three things today there's

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the total it should ask you just one

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question uh is there something lower

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than 45% no that's minimum it doesn't

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say it anywhere but it should you didn't

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even do anything we appreciate it I'm

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not tipping 45% I'll do it for you you

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press the middle that was 50 that's

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bogus that's what's wrong with America

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people expecting something for not doing

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anything oh dude now you are going to

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pay for that one that is literally

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vintage from Japan $40 I'll pay for it

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it's $40,000 that should be a comma give

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me a break I'm not doing this I'm not

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doing this I already have your card info

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you just paid a rent for a year for me

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see yourself out well I'll be right back

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I might want to come back and make

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another purchase just give me one sec

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honey we just banked it in baby

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hey congrats on the new establishment I

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couldn't leave without showing my pet

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bulll around dude what are you doing not

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my sh my Bull's got two tips for you

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this should be

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fun come on buoy give it to him come on

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buoy he's just warming up pal I mean

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he's not even doing anything just

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walking oh he's eyeing that one he's

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coming back for more there friendliest

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bull I ever seen come on boo you're

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embarrassing me hey Honey bring the kids

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up like a petting right now send him a

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message right now wow he's really deadly

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there's a lot of expectations when you

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say bull in a china shop and this is

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what you're going to give the people you

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really got me give it to him like this

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come on oh sorry buoy that I scare you

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come on let's go let's get out of here

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get out of my t shop thought he was

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going to do some damage did nothing I

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couldn't leave it at

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that I'm kidding I just dided this buy

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I'm coming no not my hard ear tip buddy

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how am I supposed to scare

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people I'm sorry folks this isn't the

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rage you expected it's not the rage any

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of us expected in fact it's quite

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frankly it's just awkward at this point

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I'm sitting on a bowl in a china shop I

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don't

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[Laughter]

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mind gross I think I snot it on the

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floor Spencer what's up dude sorry

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that's

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fantastic hey guys if you're looking for

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app that's what it's going to take you

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