Why Trumpasaurus don't go to Texas Roadhouse with the La Z Boy Raccoons
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous tale, Trumpasaurus recounts a disastrous visit to Texas Roadhouse with the mischievous Lazy Boy raccoons, Wendall and Al. After being let out of their cage, the raccoons cause a series of chaos, including eating spicy food in the kitchen, leading to a farting contest and ultimately, an unspeakable mess of diarrhea throughout the restaurant. The incident ends with the raccoons being banned from Texas Roadhouse and Trumpasaurus having to deal with the aftermath, both in the restaurant and in his vehicle.
Takeaways
- 🎙️ The narrator, Trumpasaurus, introduces himself as the 'sexiest beast in the world' and promises a 'juicy' story.
- 🍖 Trumpasaurus decides to go to Texas Roadhouse for steaks but has to look after Wendall and Al, the 'Lazy Boy raccoons', who are in a cage as punishment.
- 🔒 Wendall and Al were locked in a cage for eating all of Sami Eagle's flavored pot tarts and getting drunk on Wenlock's hot tea, leading to a messy situation.
- 🚫 Trumpasaurus takes Wendall and Al out of the cage with a warning to behave, or else he'll inform Sam and Wangl about their misbehavior.
- 🎶 On the way to Texas Roadhouse, the raccoons play inappropriate audio from a porn website, which Trumpasaurus promptly stops.
- 🍽️ At the restaurant, Trumpasaurus encounters YouTube friends and orders food, with Cat 627 serving as a waiter.
- 💨 Wendall and Al disappear from the table, leading to a search by Trumpasaurus when they don't return.
- 🔥 The raccoons are found causing a commotion in the kitchen, eating all the spicy food and causing trouble with the staff.
- 🤢 A farting contest between Wendall and Al escalates, resulting in them having explosive diarrhea all over the restaurant.
- 👿 The manager, revealed to be Donald Duck, bans Wendall and Al from Texas Roadhouse for their disruptive behavior.
- 🚫 Trumpasaurus denies Wendall and Al their ordered food as punishment for their actions and takes them back to the mansion.
- 💩 The raccoons continue their misbehavior by having more diarrhea in Trumpasaurus's bus, ruining the car and the lunch.
Q & A
Who is the narrator of the story?
-The narrator is Trumpasaurus, a character who describes himself as the sexiest beast in the world.
What was the initial plan for the day?
-The initial plan was to go to Texas Roadhouse for some juicy steaks.
Why were Wendall and Al locked in a cage?
-Wendall and Al were locked in a cage as punishment for eating all of Sami Eagle's red, white, and blue flavored pot tarts, getting drunk on Wenlock's hot tea, and causing a mess with explosive diarrhea.
What did Trumpasaurus decide to do when he felt bad for Wendall and Al being hungry?
-Trumpasaurus decided to let Wendall and Al out of the cage and take them to Texas Roadhouse for lunch.
What inappropriate audio did Wendall and Al play in the Yagi bus?
-Wendall and Al played an audio recording of scat fetish sex, which they claimed to have gotten from a porn website.
Who were some of the YouTube friends present at Texas Roadhouse?
-Some of the YouTube friends present included Garrett the Wolf, Mia Bellow, Radioactive Girl0 0, Thunder Buddy 01, Gan Le Begley, and N Will Ball herself.
What job was Cat 627 doing at Texas Roadhouse?
-Cat 627 was working as a waiter at Texas Roadhouse, a part-time job he took up after stopping making scenarios.
What happened when Trumpasaurus found Wendall and Al in the kitchen?
-Trumpasaurus found Wendall and Al eating all the spicy food in the kitchen, causing employees to yell at them to stop, only to be farted and burned in the face by the raccoons.
What was the consequence of Wendall and Al's behavior at Texas Roadhouse?
-The consequence was that they were banned from Texas Roadhouse by the manager, who was revealed to be Donald Duck, for causing a mess with their smelly farts and diarrhea.
How did the story end for Trumpasaurus and Wendall and Al?
-The story ended with Trumpasaurus taking a long hot shower after the disastrous lunch, while Wendall and Al continued to have diarrhea outside the mansion, preparing for torture by Sam and Wenlock.
Outlines
😅 Unruly Raccoons at Texas Roadhouse
The narrative begins with the introduction of Trumpasaurus, who plans to dine at Texas Roadhouse with Wendall and Al, two raccoons from the Lazy Boy group. The raccoons had been previously caged for causing mischief, including consuming all of Sami Eagle's flavored pot tarts and getting drunk on Wenlock's tea, leading to a messy aftermath. Despite their punishment, Trumpasaurus decides to take them out for lunch, warning them to behave. The story sets the stage for a chaotic encounter at the restaurant, foreshadowed by the raccoons' request to play an inappropriate audio in the bus on the way there.
🤯 Kitchen Chaos and Diarrheal Disaster
In the second paragraph, the story escalates as Wendall and Al cause a scene at Texas Roadhouse. They sneak into the kitchen, consume spicy food, and provoke the staff, leading to a confrontation. Their behavior worsens when they engage in a farting contest, causing discomfort among the patrons, including Trumpasaurus's YouTube friends. The situation reaches a climax when their contest results in a massive diarrhea incident, affecting the restaurant's cleanliness and causing one of the YouTube friends, N Ball, to faint. The manager, revealed to be Donald Duck, bans the raccoons from the establishment, and Trumpasaurus is left to deal with the aftermath of their actions.
🚫 Banished Raccoons and a Ruined Lunch
The final paragraph describes the consequences of Wendall and Al's actions. Trumpasaurus, frustrated by their behavior, decides not to serve them their ordered food as punishment. On the way back to the mansion, the raccoons' uncontrollable diarrhea ruins the interior of the bus and even contaminates Trumpasaurus's food. Upon returning, Sam and Wenlock, informed of the day's events, are furious and plan to exact revenge on the raccoons. The story concludes with Trumpasaurus taking a shower to cleanse himself of the day's misadventures, ending on a humorous note despite the disastrous events.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Trumpasaurus
💡Lazy Boy raccoons
💡Texas Roadhouse
💡Munches
💡Guacamole Mansion
💡Cage
💡Scat feedish sex
💡Yagi bus
💡Diarrhea
💡Farting contest
💡Donald Duck
Highlights
Introduction of the character Trumpasaurus and the setting of the story at Texas Roadhouse.
The dilemma of taking care of the Lazy Boy raccoons, Wendall and Al, while visiting Texas Roadhouse.
Wendall and Al's punishment for eating all of Sami Eagle's red, white, and blue flavored pot tarts and getting drunk.
Trumpasaurus's decision to take Wendall and Al out for lunch despite their misbehavior.
The encounter with YouTube friends at Texas Roadhouse, including Garrett the Wolf and Mia Bellow.
The unexpected audio recording of scat play that Trumpasaurus finds inappropriate for the yagi bus.
Wendall and Al's disappearance from the table and the ensuing search by Trumpasaurus.
Discovery of Wendall and Al eating spicy food in the kitchen and causing a commotion.
The confrontation with the cat 627, who is working at Texas Roadhouse, over Wendall and Al's behavior.
The farting contest between Wendall and Al that leads to chaos and discomfort among the patrons.
The unfortunate incident where Wendall and Al have explosive diarrhea in the restaurant.
The appearance of Donald Duck as the manager of Texas Roadhouse and his reaction to the mess.
Trumpasaurus's apology and the banishment of Wendall and Al from Texas Roadhouse.
The cleanup efforts by Wendall and Al to restore the restaurant to its former state.
Trumpasaurus's decision to deny Wendall and Al their meal as punishment for their actions.
The aftermath of the incident, including the ruined lunch and the state of the yagi bus.
The conclusion of the story with Trumpasaurus's return to the mansion and the reaction of Sam and Wangl.
Transcripts
[Applause]
[Music]
hello my sexy people I am trumpasaurus
the sexiest beast in the world and today
I have quite a story to tell you I will
be telling you the story of how and why
I don't go to Texas Roadhouse with the
Lazy Boy raccoons and boy oh boy is this
a juicy one so it was about a month ago
that I got the munches around 3:00 p.m.
so I decided to head over to Texas
Roadhouse for some juicy steaks however
there was one problem wend and how The
Lazy Boy raccoons are in the fresh
guacamole Mansion because L the fly and
the crack frats went on vacation from
their PK house so I had to pick up
Wendall and Al and watch over them in
the Mansion Wendall and Al were
currently locked in the cage has
punishment for causing trouble a few
days ago when they eaten all of Sami
Eagles red white and blue flavored pot
Tarts and they all got drunk from
drinking all of wenlock's precious hot
tea and to add the rotten cherry on top
when and Al ended up having explosive
diarrhea all over the place and because
of that Sam and wangl put them in a cage
for the night however since they were
busy on the day I planned to head to
Texas Roadhouse I was given the task of
watching over Wendall and Al in their
cage Wendall and Al hadn't even anything
for several hours and they were
constantly complaining about how hungry
they were and because of that I felt bad
for wend all and H so I decided to let
them out once I did I told them we'd be
going to text Roadhouse for a lunch and
warned them to behave otherwise I'd let
Sam and wangl know about it afterwards
wend and Al were so happy that they kept
repeating the words finally some food
and we headed out to Texas Roadhouse for
lunch I honestly regret taking the Lazy
Boy raccoons to Texas Roadhouse thinking
back on it now if I had known what
they'd end up doing there I'd have kept
them locked up in that cage and headed
to Texas Road House alone and I truly
regret not doing that as we were headed
over to Texas Roadhouse in myagi bus W
and Al ask me if we can play the song
Shooting Star by M vet I said okay and
they plug in their MP3 player I then
quickly realized they weren't playing
the song Shooting Star by I yet they
were playing an audio recording of scat
feedish sex I quickly unplugged their
MP3 player and asked them where they got
that audio from they said they got it
from a porn website I then told them
they should never play any audio
recording of porn in my yagi bus once we
arrived at the restaurant near the front
of the building and went inside to my
surprise I saw a few of my YouTube
friends there they included Garrett the
wolf Mia ra Bellow radioactive girl0 0
thunder buddy 01 Gan Le Begley spass a
boy ET to videos and of course n will
ball herself I was quite grateful to see
some of my YouTube friends there
hopefully they'd be able to keep a close
eyes in wend and when I wasn't looking I
got a table for me and The Lazy Boy
raccoons next to my YouTube friends and
went to order our food to my surprise
the cat
627 was there as a waiter ready to take
my order and I asked how he got a job at
Texas Roadhouse the cat 627 told me that
he was working a part-time job at Texas
Roadhouse ever since he stopped making
as scenarios then he asked me for my
order I ordered to bone in rib eyes
afterwards I went to wash my hands in
the restroom while I was waiting for the
food and told wend and Al to watch the
table after I was done I exited the
restroom to find that W and Al were gone
so I asked my YouTube friends if they
saw them leave the building Garrett the
wolf said that when do and Al had told
them they had to use the restroom and
left the table and I knew that something
wasn't right I hadn't seen wend and I'll
enter the restroom with me so I knew
something was up I began searching
around the place for any signs of wend
and Al I now began to worry that they
might have snuck out of the building and
gone off to God knows where to pull
pranks on people but wend and Al had
been eager to eat so I knew they
couldn't have left the place just then I
heard angry yelling coming from the
kitchen area so I ran over to where the
kitchen is to find out just what was
going on to my shock and surprise I saw
wend and Al eating all of the spicy food
in the kitchen and several employees
were yelling at them to stop only to be
farted and burned in the face I was so
disgusted with their filthy flud
behavior that I told them to just stop
but they refused to do so they then
tried to get into a food fight finally
having enough I rushed into the kitchen
and dragged one all and all out of their
steaming Med I then told them if they
tried to cause any more trouble I'd give
them both an ass whoop P but they just
retorted that our food was taking too
long and they were starving I then
scolded them for being filthy the
raccoons that made trouble I also told
them if they don't behave and be good
I'd let Sam and wangl know about it
afterwards just when our argument
continues to go on in in the cat
627 came out asking what all this
commotion was about I explained to him
that Wendall and Al had been misbehaving
and they decided to make a big out of
themselves and this pissed the cat 627
off at Wendall and Al he stomped over to
the two misbehaving raccoons and told
them that they better pay or else he'd
have them locked up in jail Wendall and
Al responded with a loud smelly fart and
said oh no we got diarrhea Wendall and
Al rushed to try and find the restroom I
followed wend and Al told them that they
better not make diarrhea in public or
else they'd be in even bigger trouble I
eventually found W doing H with my
YouTube friend
asking where the restroom was before one
of us besides wend and Al Al made a big
loud smelly fart I then told him to not
fart in public but Wendall then said oh
really you call that a fart wait until
you see this Wendall then let out a
powerful smelly fart that almost made me
and my YouTube Friends K but then looked
at wend and said he I can do better than
that he then let out another loud which
then mixed with wendal's fart this
inevitably started stinking up the place
in no time at all Wendall and Al then
began having a farting contest with each
other all of us began coughing and
gagging as those two idiots farted up a
storm in place I angrily told Wendall
and Al to stop what they were doing at
once but they ignored me and continued
their smelly farting contest however
none of us expected to see what happened
next halfway way through their stupid
little contest when Wendall and Al both
made the most biggest and smelliest
mother of all farts theyan intentionally
ended up taking a massive Dy diarrhea
dump all over the floor and this stink
up the place so bad and it actually
gotten all over my YouTube Friends n
ball herself CL the main victim of
Wendall and Al's own diarrhea and she
passed out her YouTube friends took her
out of the building because of this I
glared Ang really when all alen then
said God [ __ ] damn it you two not
only ate the spicy food in the kitchen
but also got diarrhea all over the place
and it acced the manager stepping out of
his office and said that iconic line
what the [ __ ] is going on in here I
turned to see the manager who was
actually none other than Donald Duck
himself and he looked really pissed he
glared over at window and alen then said
just what's the Big Ideas tining up this
place with your smelly farts and
diarrhea I just had these floors waxed
and cleaned and thanks to you they are
now a mess I apologized to Donald Duck
for all the trouble wend and Al had
caused then Donald said you're damn
right they made this mess I don't want
to see those two raccoons in here ever
again they are not banned from Texas
Roadhouse I glared at wend and Alan told
them to clean up their diarrhea mess
and then when and Al then began to clean
up their diarrhea mess until the place
was sparkling clean again afterwards my
order was finally ready and wend and H
began rushing towards the food but I
stopped them before they could grab my
food and told them that they weren't
getting anything for causing so much
trouble Wendall and Al both find INF
frustration and said that they were
still hungry even after eating all those
spicy foods but I told Wendall and Al
that they wouldn't be getting their
order since they made a big out of
themselves and for making a big diary
mess all over the place I placed my
order to go and I dragged Wendall and Al
out the door minining the whole time I
then threw window and Al into the back
of my yagi bus and we headed out on our
way back to the mansion halfway there
wend and Al both said oh no we going to
have diarrhea again
and before I could respond they blasted
a huge load of diarrhea all over the
seats and windows of my bus and it even
got all over me as well and even my food
had been covered in their diarrhea I was
now completely pissed off I had just had
my car cleaned and now thanks to wend
and all and their out of control
diarrhea it was an absolute mess not
only that but my lunch had been ruined I
finally headed back to the mansion and
took a long long ass hot shower I left
Wendall and Al who are still taking
diarrhea dumps outside because I can't
have wend all and out have diarrhea
dumps inside the Mansion Sam and wilock
were already in the Mansion when I got
back and I told them the whole story Sam
and wilock looked really pissed after I
finished telling them my story they
stormed off outside where wend Al had
gotten all the diarrhea out of their
systems I can hear them
shouting wend and how dare you to F the
smelly raccoons made trumpasaurus lunch
at Texas Roadhouse an absolute disaster
that's it prepare for torture I laughed
at this even though my day was quite
crappy it did turn out swell in the end
well that's the end of my story farewell
and stay
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