She wanted me to smell her feet Ft @MeetSiaeden

BUT TRU
20 Aug 202313:07

Summary

TLDRIn this humorous recount, the narrator describes an unusual day at a coffee shop during a pandemic, where boredom led to a spontaneous decision to drink on the job. The story unfolds with a group of employees, including the flirtatious Charlotte, indulging in a day of drinking and dancing, leading to a series of comical mishaps and a near encounter with the boss. The day culminates with a plan to extend the revelry at a local bar, but not without Charlotte's persistent and awkward advances in the narrator's car.

Takeaways

  • 🎶 The story begins with the girls turning on music and starting to dance, setting a lively tone.
  • 🍹 The narrator and their co-workers decided to get 'tipsy' to pass the time during a slow day at the unnamed coffee shop.
  • 😷 The setting is during a global pandemic, which is why the coffee shop was experiencing a lack of customers.
  • 🧼 The narrator volunteered to clean the women's bathroom, which was described as being much grosser than the men's.
  • 🤝 The narrator and Joshua, a co-worker, were known for keeping each other entertained during shifts with humor and pranks.
  • 💡 The idea to drink alcohol at work came from the narrator and was agreed upon by the team, with the condition of being extremely careful.
  • 💸 Charlotte, a co-worker, was given money for a 'drink run' and chose beverages that were easy to disguise as juice or water.
  • 🚗 The narrator and Charlotte went to buy alcohol, with Charlotte insisting on accompanying due to her knowledge of alcohol.
  • 🍻 Once back at the coffee shop, the group began drinking and the atmosphere became increasingly relaxed and chaotic.
  • 🔨 The unexpected arrival of a customer forced the group to quickly sober up and pretend to be working normally.
  • 🚓 The narrator expresses concern about the legal implications of having open alcohol containers in the car and the potential consequences.
  • 💭 Towards the end, Charlotte's behavior becomes increasingly flirtatious and inappropriate, leading to the narrator leaving the group early.

Q & A

  • What was the main reason for the slow business at the coffee shop?

    -The coffee shop was experiencing a slow business due to the global pandemic, which led to people staying at home out of fear of contracting the disease.

  • Why did the narrator volunteer to clean the women's bathroom?

    -The narrator volunteered to clean the women's bathroom as a way to keep busy during the slow business hours at the coffee shop.

  • What was the initial idea proposed by Joshua to make the day more interesting?

    -Joshua proposed that they could get a little tipsy to help the time pass by, suggesting that they drink alcohol while at work.

  • How did Charlotte justify her choice of drinks for the group?

    -Charlotte justified her choice of drinks by saying they were easier to consume for someone who doesn't drink much and could be mistaken for juice or water if a boss or customer walked in.

  • What was the narrator's concern about driving with open alcohol in the car?

    -The narrator was concerned about the legal implications of driving with open alcohol containers in the car, as it could lead to getting a ticket or arrested if pulled over by the police.

  • Why did the group decide to go to a local bar after work?

    -The group decided to go to a local bar after work to continue having fun, as they were all enjoying themselves and didn't want the day to end.

  • What was the narrator's role in securing the alcohol for the group?

    -The narrator's role was to provide the money for the drink run and to secure the alcohol, as it was his job to do so.

  • How did Charlotte's behavior change after consuming alcohol?

    -After consuming alcohol, Charlotte became more flirtatious and lewd, even suggesting the narrator to touch her feet and insinuating that he might cheat on his girlfriend.

  • What was the narrator's reaction to Charlotte's behavior in the car?

    -The narrator was uncomfortable and disapproving of Charlotte's behavior, calling her out for her manipulative and inappropriate actions.

  • Why did the narrator decide to leave the company?

    -The narrator decided to leave the company mainly due to Charlotte's behavior, which he found unacceptable and disruptive.

  • What was the narrator's occupation during the time of the story?

    -The narrator was working at a coffee shop, which was experiencing a slow business during the pandemic.

Outlines

00:00

🎶 A Dance Break and Tipsy Antics 🎶

The script begins with a group of employees at a coffee shop trying to stave off boredom during a slow day amidst a global pandemic. The narrator and a coworker, Joshua, decide to liven things up by secretly getting tipsy at work. They gather funds, buy drinks, and start consuming them discreetly. Charlotte, a Florida girl, insists on accompanying the narrator to buy the drinks, choosing beverages that are easy to disguise. Despite initial reservations, the group begins to enjoy themselves, with the girls turning on music and dancing. However, Charlotte's drinking quickly escalates, leading to her being noticeably drunk before they even return to the coffee shop.

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🍻 A Night of Revelry and Unexpected Customers 🍻

As the employees continue their clandestine drinking session, they become increasingly intoxicated. The narrator attempts to maintain a semblance of order by restocking cups, but the situation quickly devolves into chaos. Just as they think they have a moment of respite, a customer arrives unexpectedly, forcing them to sober up quickly and pretend to be functional. The customer orders a drink, and the narrator, despite being tipsy, manages to serve him. The interaction with the customer leads to laughter and more drinking among the employees. As closing time approaches, they decide to extend their night by going to a local bar, with the exception of Charlotte, who is too drunk to make the trip.

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🚗 A Chaotic Car Ride and the End of an Era 🚗

The final paragraph recounts the narrator's experience driving Charlotte to the bar after work. Despite no longer being drunk, the narrator is shocked to find Charlotte still drinking in the car, which leads to a tense conversation about relationships and boundaries. Charlotte's behavior becomes increasingly inappropriate, culminating in her placing her feet on the dashboard and suggesting the narrator cheat on his girlfriend. The narrator rejects her advances and drops her off at the bar, choosing to go home instead. The story concludes with the narrator leaving the company, largely due to Charlotte's behavior, and reflecting on the absurdity of the situation.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Pandemic

A pandemic refers to an outbreak of a disease that occurs over a wide geographic area and affects an exceptionally high proportion of the population. In the context of the video, the pandemic is the reason why the coffee shop is experiencing a lack of customers, which contributes to the boredom and unusual activities that the employees engage in to pass the time.

💡Boredom

Boredom is a state of being weary or uninterested in one's current activity. The theme of boredom is central to the video, as it drives the characters to seek entertainment and distraction, leading to the unconventional idea of drinking alcohol at work to alleviate the monotony of their slow day.

💡Co-workers

Co-workers are individuals who work together, often in the same environment. In the video, the co-workers' camaraderie and shared experience of boredom lead to the collective decision to drink alcohol at the coffee shop, highlighting the social dynamics and group behavior in a workplace setting.

💡Alcohol

Alcohol is a psychoactive substance that can induce a state of intoxication when consumed. In the video, alcohol serves as a catalyst for the events that unfold, with the employees drinking to pass the time and ultimately leading to humorous and risky situations.

💡Intoxication

Intoxication refers to the state of being under the influence of a substance, such as alcohol, which can impair judgment and behavior. The script describes several instances of intoxication, particularly with Charlotte, whose excessive drinking leads to her being unable to walk straight and engaging in inappropriate behavior.

💡Risk-taking

Risk-taking is the act of engaging in behavior where the outcome is uncertain and potentially negative. The employees' decision to drink on the job and Charlotte's subsequent actions are examples of risk-taking in the video, as they could lead to job loss or other consequences.

💡Flirting

Flirting is a social behavior showing one's interest in another in a playful manner. Charlotte's advances towards the narrator, despite his being in a relationship, exemplify flirting in the video and contribute to the complex interpersonal relationships among the characters.

💡Irresponsibility

Irresponsibility is the lack of concern for or sense of responsibility towards one's actions. The video showcases irresponsibility through the employees' decision to consume alcohol at work, which could jeopardize their jobs and the business's reputation.

💡Humor

Humor is the quality of being amusing or comical. The video script is filled with humorous situations, such as the employees drinking at work and the narrator's interactions with a customer while intoxicated, which serve to entertain the audience.

💡Workplace Culture

Workplace culture refers to the values, behaviors, and norms that characterize a work environment. The video provides a glimpse into an unconventional workplace culture where employees engage in activities that are typically frowned upon, such as drinking on the job, to cope with a slow day.

💡Ethics

Ethics refers to the moral principles that govern a person's or group's behavior. The video raises ethical questions about the employees' actions, such as drinking at work and potentially compromising the integrity of their professional roles.

Highlights

The girls turned on music and started dancing, setting a lively tone for the story.

An unusual idea is introduced to make the slow workday more interesting.

The narrator recounts a crazy story from their time working at an unnamed coffee shop.

The coffee shop was experiencing a lull due to the global pandemic.

The narrator and co-workers find creative ways to stay busy during the slow period.

Joshua suggests getting tipsy to pass the time, despite the risk of getting fired.

The team agrees to drink cautiously, with the boss unknowingly present.

Charlotte, a Florida girl, insists on accompanying the narrator for a drink run.

The narrator is concerned about Charlotte's lewd behavior in the workplace.

Charlotte chooses drinks that are easy to disguise as juice or water.

The group devises a plan to sneak the alcohol into the store without being seen.

Charlotte starts drinking immediately in the car, despite earlier promises to drink little.

The narrator expresses concern about driving with open alcohol containers in the car.

Upon returning to work, the group continues to drink and the narrator feels tipsy.

A customer unexpectedly arrives late, causing the group to scramble to hide their drinking.

The narrator makes a drink for the customer while trying to act sober.

The group decides to go to a local bar after work, despite Charlotte's inebriation.

Charlotte continues to drink in the car, leading to an uncomfortable situation.

The narrator confronts Charlotte's inappropriate behavior and decides to go home instead.

The story concludes with the narrator leaving the company due to Charlotte's actions.

Transcripts

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the girls turned on some music and

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started dancing

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[Music]

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on her

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since you see drinking like a fish right

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now I get the strangest idea that our

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day is about to get a little more

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interesting

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believe it or not this crazy ass story

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actually happened on one of the slowest

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days that I had ever experienced working

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for the coffee shop that shouldn't and

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will never be named in my videos because

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I don't want to get sued throughout the

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day we had been trying to do things to

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keep ourselves busy so that we didn't

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get too bored and for those of you who

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know which coffee shop I worked at in

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particular you might be wondering

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exactly why the hell did this place of

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all places have no customers coming in I

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mean after all it is one of the most

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profitable businesses in America and

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that's because around that time it was

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labeled as America's deadliest year we

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were in the middle of a global pandemic

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AKA freaking crisis mode and nobody

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wanted to leave their house because they

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had a fear of getting the black plague

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part two leaving streets relatively

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empty we were so dead as a business and

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I had so much time on my hands that I

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even volunteered to clean the women's

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bathroom which for some reason is 10

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times grosser than the men's after I

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finished wiping down the counter I look

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over to my buddy Joshua I knew I was

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bored he knew he was bored and if you've

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ever had a co-worker like me or Joshua

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on your shift you know that there's not

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a such thing as being bored for a super

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long time people like him are like a

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literal freaking godsend me and him

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would spend hours on shift just goofing

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off trying to make people laugh so when

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he sees me looking at him I get the

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strangest idea that our day is about to

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get a little more interesting

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[Music]

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so he gathers everybody in front of the

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bar he's like yo team meeting I don't

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want to sound stupid or Nothing But like

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I don't know we could get a little tipsy

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and help the time pass by

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ah what do you think true I'm down if

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you're down I'm down but like I'm only

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down to do it if we're being extremely

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careful about it because we all could

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get fired for this good thing our boss

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is in here that lady would be super

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pissed if she found out I'll join but I

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won't drink much which of course was a

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completely different tune than what she

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would actually go on to do you see

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Charlotte was your basic Florida girl in

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fact the story time takes place when I

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used to live in Florida and everybody

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lived every single day of their lives

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like it was a party they all Cash Out me

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some money for the drink run which

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brings us to about 80 dollars to blow on

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drinks cause for some reason it was my

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job to secure the alcohol and against my

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will Charlotte insist that she be the

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one to come with me because she knows

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more about alcohol and I don't which I'm

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not gonna deny at the time I was a

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relatively new drinker but oh my god did

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I not want this girl to come with me in

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the first place Charlotte had a little

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bit of a history of being super lewd

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towards me in the workplace so being in

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any confined space with her for more

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than three minutes drove me crazy we get

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to the store eventually and I give her

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my card I let her know that her limit is

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eighty dollars and if she goes over that

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limit the only thing that's going to be

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coming back to the store with me are her

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teeth so she gets all the drinks and

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we're leaving when I asked her uh just

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curious why all these drinks

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specifically trust me these these go

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down easier since since you don't drink

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a lot and they're easier to mistake for

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juice or water you know in case a boss

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or a customer walks in which was

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actually a really cool move on her part

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not gonna lie it is really sweet that

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she would Center everything that we

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drink around that night around the

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premise that I don't drink and I don't

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like the taste of alcohol that much she

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wanted to make sure I didn't throw up I

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appreciate it do that kind of stuff for

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your friends man you guys suck I've been

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out drinking with people and I've woke

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up in a pool of my own vomit completely

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alone that's really sweet of you thanks

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now the trick is gonna be getting this

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into the store without being seen you

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know actually I do have a bag in my car

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from when I used to do ubereats and

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Postmates it's black and nobody can see

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through it so No One's Gonna know what

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we're bringing into the store granted we

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did go out to have a good time I totally

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get that but can anybody tell me why

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this girl decides that what she's gonna

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do is open alcohol and start drinking

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immediately now we've been in the car

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for all of seven seconds and mind you

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you know how much trouble you can get in

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for having open alcohol containers in

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your car if a cop pulls you over and

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sees that you will get arrested and go

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to prison actually wait no I think

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you'll probably just get a ticket she

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isn't the passenger seat drinking like a

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fish right now I'm like bro it's alcohol

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it cannot taste that good for you to be

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drinking it like that yeah oh it's easy

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it tastes like sparkling water I'm gonna

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give you one I wanted to try and down

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this whole can

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yeah I'm not too sure about that I still

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have to drive us back to the store so

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you know I'm not really sure if that is

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like right down the block and it's one

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can I hate to say it but I fold it I was

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thinking it's only one can so what's the

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Worst That Could Happen alcohol usually

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tastes like [ __ ] but for some reason

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this time it wasn't half bad and now

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I've been drinking white claw ever since

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which is a drink that is universally

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hated by many people but I don't care it

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tastes good so we pull off and start

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heading back to work I would go over at

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her and she is still drinking bro didn't

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she say that she wasn't even gonna drink

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a lot she's gonna be drunk before we

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even get to the store we get like

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outside the store and I'm grabbing the

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alcohol to put into my delivery bag and

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she's already blown through half of one

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of the cases Charlotte are you drunk

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right now

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couldn't help myself

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not even trying to party poop at this

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point we didn't buy a bunch of alcohol

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for her not to drink so I'm not gonna

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get super upset that she is drunk but

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Brody time and place I open the car door

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and I start bagging all the stuff that

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we bought we start walking towards the

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building and I noticed that Charlotte is

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not walking towards the building she is

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stumbling towards the building I

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immediately put my hands on her

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shoulders and walk her in a straight

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line reminding her you need to keep it

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together until we're inside the building

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I managed to get her inside safely give

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Joshua the bag and he looks at the stuff

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we brought with the most devious look on

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his face he knew what he was about to go

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in there and do

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[Music]

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extra spiked lemonade who wants to get

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wasted he hands me a cup and I take one

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sip from that thing

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that was delicious so at this point

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everyone is drinking and I'm already

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feeling Tipsy the girls turn on some

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music and started dancing to just feel

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myself losing it a little bit more yo

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I'm about to become real useless real

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soon I need to start doing some work

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while I still can so I like wobble my

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way over to the cups in a really sad

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attempt to restock I mean I think I'm

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doing fine at this point but before I

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know it the cups are all over the ground

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Melissa and Charlotte are in the corner

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just freaking clowning me right now that

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is exactly what are you guys laughing at

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oh it's not nothing just keep doing your

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thing

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[Music]

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we all stopped what we were doing

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immediately the girls turned off the

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music and we were all just focused on

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the tapping of the door with only a

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little over an hour until close who

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could be knocking at this time we all

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felt like we knew the answer but all of

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us were too afraid to say anything what

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if it was a customer what if it wasn't

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and if it's not a customer there's only

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one person it could be

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the boss

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oh

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we couldn't stand around staring at each

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other waiting to be rescued forever the

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room starts to fill itself with excuses

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I've been drinking a lot I can't I don't

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care if it's a customer or the boss I'm

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also too drunk Brody I spilled the

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[ __ ] cups don't look at me I can't do

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anything right now relax I'll do it

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myself he walks away to prepare himself

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to open the door I do a quick scan to

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make sure there's no alcohol left out I

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give him the signal and then I went back

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to restocking hello how are you sir what

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can I get

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get for you sorry the customer orders a

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drink and I rush to the back to make it

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for them Josh gets the guy's money and

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the girls find something to pretend to

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clean I guess whole Tom and back there

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making the guys drink I'm like dropping

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[ __ ] and mixing the ingredients and the

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customer looks over and asks me

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all right are you okay bro I I'm so okay

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that it isn't even fair to everybody

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else because of how okay I am and how

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okay they're not

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know exactly what I said but it was

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something really dumb along those lines

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I mean I was expecting to have fully

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failed after saying that but he just

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looked at me and said

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I kind of like that after I give the guy

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his drink and he leaves the store we

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spend the next 20 minutes just laughing

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and drinking some more while my

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co-workers point out the sheer absurdity

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in what I said to him we've already

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locked up the building at this point we

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only have about three minutes until we

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have to leave

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guys I'm having so much fun I kind of

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don't want to go home so we all agreed

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to go to a local bar after work the only

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Hiccup being is that Melissa and

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Charlotte do not have cars which

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wouldn't usually be a problem but

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Charlotte is still at least a little bit

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tipsy at this point if we're alone and

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she flirts with me while we're sober

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then you can bet your sweet ass she's

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going to be trying to flirt with me

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while we're the only two people in my

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car but I couldn't exactly just leave

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without her because she needs to come

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with me to be a good friend claiming

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that she's been sensing some kind of

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romantic energy between Joshua and

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Melissa and wants to give them some

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alone time on the way there I am many

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things a degenerate being one of them

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but I'm no [ __ ] block we're in my car

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and the bar is like 10 minutes away I'm

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starting to come down I'm not really

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drunk anymore at this point so I figured

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she wouldn't be drunk either since all

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the alcohol is in Josh's car I'm like

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all right say less this is going to be a

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normal ass car ride no curveballs no

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nothing and I get to enjoy that piece

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for all of about 15 seconds until my

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ears are cursed of course with the crisp

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sound of

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bro tell me why Charlotte is still

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drinking Brody give yourself a break so

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I tell you what I'm not gonna do I'm not

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gonna move the car driving once with

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open alcohol in a car is an issue

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driving twice with open alcohol in the

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car is a problem I need to come down

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after spending a significant part of my

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day being intoxicated so we're gonna sit

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here for a little while okay like [ __ ]

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do you understand what I'm trying to say

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to you right now I mean at this point

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I'm hoping that at the very least I can

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get her to play a little Follow the

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Leader with me on this one or that

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she'll finish that last white claw

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before we take off so

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like are you dating anyone right now

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thanks for asking yes I am

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what

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get drunk one day and go out with a girl

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and completely forget about her trust me

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guys do it all the time

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yeah you're gonna have to miss me with

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that because I really don't see that

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happening who knows you might end up

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cheating tonight like I said somehow I

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really don't see that happening oh yeah

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Joshua told me you're a food guy what do

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you think of this

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he takes off her shoes and her socks and

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puts her feet on my dashboard right in

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front of me you can touch them if you

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like yo who the [ __ ] crazed you

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Charlotte you must be more drunk than I

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thought if you think I'm gonna touch

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your nasty sweaty feet after a seven

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hour shift of you wearing the same shoes

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if you're gonna try and manipulate me at

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least be subtle about it why would you

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outwardly tell me that your goal is to

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get me to cheat on my girlfriend I mean

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I honestly gotta know at this point are

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you crazy or just stupid needless to say

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I dropped her off at the bar with our

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friends and drove straight home and do

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you want to know the first person that I

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told about this experience that's right

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you guessed it my girlfriend and do you

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know who is the main reason that I don't

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work at that company anymore that's

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right you guessed it again Charlotte no

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boy trust me

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I've seen her do a lot worse

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these hooks got me scoring see me coming

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from afar Kareem Abdul oh

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this is

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I remember when I couldn't jerk out to

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threesomes cause I felt too unrealistic

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no longer the case I'm in the Oculus

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