[YTP] TOO MUCH DRIBBLING WITH THE BALLSKETBLAB
Summary
TLDRThis video script is a chaotic and humorous take on sports training, featuring exaggerated characters like Steve Awesome and his father, 'Daddy Dribble.' It satirizes workout routines with absurd advice and bizarre scenarios, poking fun at the seriousness of sports culture. The script is filled with nonsensical dialogue, strange sound effects, and a series of comedic mishaps, all designed to entertain and amuse viewers with its irreverent approach to physical fitness.
Takeaways
- 🏀 The script humorously emphasizes the importance of not taking basketball too seriously, suggesting it's more about the absurd and less about skill.
- 🤸♂️ It mocks traditional workout routines by introducing 'The All-AAAAAAA Twerkout' and the concept of 'Stretchy Stretching', implying that some exercises can be nonsensical.
- 🎶 The inclusion of various music snippets and sound effects adds a chaotic and entertaining layer to the script, enhancing its comedic effect.
- 👨👦 The character 'Daddy Dribble' and the mention of Steve's younger brother introduce a family dynamic with a touch of absurdity and inclusivity.
- 🚫 The script repeatedly states that basketball is not fun and should be hard work, directly contradicting the common view of sports as enjoyable activities.
- 🤔 It questions the logic behind certain basketball practices, such as the necessity of shooting free throws, suggesting some aspects of the game are overrated.
- 💊 The mention of 'dedication, medication, fornication' in a 'constipation situation' adds a bizarre and humorous twist to the concept of what it takes to be a player.
- 🚫 The script advises against playing basketball 'without a drink of water, in no air conditioning', exaggerating the idea of extreme dedication to the sport.
- 😵 The portrayal of Steve as a character who is so dedicated that he's willing to 'die for his coach' highlights the script's extreme and satirical take on commitment.
- 🎮 The script likens Steve to a video game character, powering up and getting huge, blending the fantasy of gaming with the reality of sports.
- 🎵 The use of song lyrics and references to popular culture throughout the script creates a playful and recognizable backdrop to the humor.
Q & A
Who is the main character in the video script, and what is his name?
-The main character in the video script is Steve Awesome, who is also referred to as Steve Austin.
What is the significance of the phrase 'The All-AAAAAAA Twerkout' in the script?
-The phrase 'The All-AAAAAAA Twerkout' is a humorous and nonsensical reference to a workout routine that is part of the script's comedic elements.
What is the relationship between Steve and the character 'Daddy Dribble'?
-Daddy Dribble is introduced as the coach who helped Steve develop, implying that he is a mentor or trainer to Steve in the context of the script.
What product is mentioned in the script related to Samus (Aran)?
-The product mentioned in the script related to Samus (Aran) is MyPillow, which is being promoted in a satirical manner.
What is the purpose of the 'The Stupid Workout™️' as described in the script?
-The 'The Stupid Workout™️' is a mock workout routine that is part of the script's humor, suggesting it is not a serious fitness regimen but rather a comedic element.
Why does the script mention 'Tails' and 'a television' in the context of who can participate in the workout?
-The mention of 'Tails' and 'a television' is part of the absurdity and humor in the script, implying that the workout is so nonsensical that even non-human entities can participate.
What is the role of the character 'Cathy Mitchell' in the script?
-Cathy Mitchell's role in the script is to exclaim 'Watch this!' possibly indicating she is about to perform an action or stunt, adding to the comedic and suspenseful tone.
What does the script imply about the character Steve's age?
-The script humorously implies that Steve is 122 years old, which is an unrealistic and exaggerated statement meant for comedic effect.
What is the significance of the 'Windows XP logoff sound' in the script?
-The 'Windows XP logoff sound' is used in the script as a sound effect to indicate the end of a segment or a transition, adding to the chaotic and humorous nature of the script.
What is the script's stance on the game of basketball?
-The script humorously takes a negative stance on basketball, describing it as 'very hard work' and 'the worst game,' which is clearly intended as satire rather than a serious opinion.
Outlines
🤣 Absurd Workout Parody
The first paragraph introduces a chaotic and humorous workout routine led by a character named Steve Awesome, who is portrayed as Steve Austin. The script is filled with exaggerated sound effects, nonsensical workout advice, and random pop culture references. It satirizes workout programs by suggesting bizarre and impractical exercises, such as stretching every two minutes and not drinking water during workouts. The tone is playful and mocking, with a series of absurd scenarios and characters, including a coach named 'Daddy Dribble' and a variety of unconventional participants. The paragraph ends with a reminder that the workout is not to be taken seriously, as it includes a character who is 122 years old and a warning against putting a basketball 'up your POOP HOLE'.
🏀 Steve's Basketball Misadventures
The second paragraph continues the absurdist humor, focusing on a character named Steve and his peculiar approach to basketball. It describes Steve's over-the-top actions on the court, including his transformation into a 'God' with enhanced abilities, and his tendency to perform endless repetitions of the Y.M.C.A. dance. The narrative is interspersed with comments on Steve's physical attributes, his interactions with other characters like Biden and Hank Hill, and his disregard for conventional basketball rules. The paragraph also includes a series of bizarre and unrelated musical references, further emphasizing the nonsensical nature of the script. It concludes with a series of commands and prohibitions regarding Steve's behavior, culminating in a surreal and violent scenario where Steve is 'punished' for his antics on the basketball court.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Steve Awesome
💡Twerkout
💡MyPillow
💡Stretchy Stretching
💡Basketball
💡Insensitivities
💡Free Throws
💡Drills
💡Y.M.C.A.
💡Constipation
💡cs188
Highlights
Steve Awesome introduces himself with a drumming background sound, setting a unique tone for the workout.
The humorous claim of not being born with 'natural balls' adds an unexpected twist to the sports training theme.
Cathy Mitchell's exclamation 'Watch this!' is followed by an impressive score, showcasing the effectiveness of the workout.
The introduction of the 'All-AAAAAAA Twerkout' and the coach's identity as the speaker's father adds a personal and comedic touch.
The inclusive message that 'The Stupid Workout™️' is for everyone, regardless of gender or identity, promotes diversity.
The absurd list of things one 'can be', including a shark or mayo, injects humor and absurdity into the workout routine.
The emphasis on 'Stretchy Stretching' and the importance of proper stretching every 2 minutes is a quirky workout tip.
The playful challenge of whether doing the workout will turn one into a basketball adds a lighthearted element to the training.
The straightforward basketball advice to 'shoot the ball in a basket' simplifies the game to its core mechanic.
The repeated phrase 'THAT'S ALL' with increasing intensity underscores the workout's simplicity.
The bizarre scenario of needing ceiling repair during the workout adds an unexpected and humorous situation.
The reminder that one cannot play basketball without a ball is a humorous take on the obvious.
The absurd imagery of Steve's workout causing him to 'die on the floor' exaggerates the intensity of the routine.
Steve's age of 122 years old and his workout intensity create a comedic and exaggerated character.
The use of a 'Windows XP logoff sound' and 'sharting sound' adds a nostalgic and humorous audio touch.
The inappropriate and quickly corrected statement about Steve's younger brother being gay showcases a moment of insensitivity.
The repeated command not to shoot free throws contradicts typical basketball advice, adding confusion and humor.
The comparison of basketball to golf and the declaration that it's a 'bad game' subverts traditional sports enthusiasm.
The absurd suggestion to play basketball without water or air conditioning emphasizes the extreme nature of the workout.
The chaotic and nonsensical ending with various sound effects and music clips leaves a memorable, if confusing, impression.
Transcripts
Just believe me, don't watch!
[suspenseful sports training music]
[the sound of training too hard]
Hi, I'm Steve Awesome
[that drum keeps bangin' away]
I'm Steve Austin
[oh my]
Not many of us are born with
natural balls.
[striiiiiike!] 🎳
HA HA HA
Cathy Mitchell: "Watch this!"
[1,000,000 points]
[THAT'LL LEAVE A MARK]
"Nobody tw3rks without the butt!"
Here's the coach that helped me develop
The All-AAAAAAA Twerkout,
my father!
"MY FATHER!!!!"
Hello...
I'm Daddy Dribble!
enahnenahnenah
Hello...
I'm Samus (Aran)
and I would like to talk to you about
MyPillow
and I would like to talk to you about
-- your car's extended warranty --
and I would like to talk to you about
The Stupid Workout™️
"FOR EVERYONE!"
You can be male,
You can be female,
You can be Tails, (the non-binary option)
You can fail,
You can be a shark,
You can be mayo,
You can be a television,
You can be a tire,
You can be...
a good person,
or a sinner
O
You can be Elon Musk
...gross 🤮
It's up to you!
...whew...
We've got to do something.
So we tried to do something...
🤔
Can't do it 😞
It's going to be very difficult
to make myself do SUS
So we tried to find an excuse
FINDANINAH NINDINAN
Now... every 2 minutes
you must stretch good
and make certain that you stretch good.
stretch stretch STRETCH STRETCH 😉
You must do "Stretchy Stretching"
[uncomfy stretching noises]
Now...
If we do this, will we become
a basketball? 🏀
We can't guarantee that...
There's NO WAY
that you can improve your game.
All you have to do to play basketball
is to be able to shoot the ball
in a basket.
...Well, that's all!
THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL
[Looney Tunes outro music]
[when you need ceiling repair, YOU want ceiling repair]
GOOD JOJ
One thing to remember...
is you cannot play the game
with a basketball!
🤡
...
WHUT
Now, remember...
that you must remember...
to remember!
WHUT WHUT WHUT WHUT
What the f**k do YOU do with your time?
You do this every day!
GO SOMEWHERE! 🌴🌊
Think about it...
When was the last time you went out in the backyard,
and you took a 💩💩💩?
Three to four feet long (impressive tbh)
THINK ABOUT IT 🧠
When was the last time you saw a ghost?
a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A-a-A
But now's the important thing:
NEVER put the ball
up your POOP HOLE!
UNNGGHH... [stretching]
That doesn't happen in the game!
Alrighihgir
We think that the most important thing
is to be able to play the game
without a drink of water
in no air conditioning!
Now...
after 30 minutes
you will find that you're
not breathing!
But this is good!
The way WE wewah
THE WAY WE WEWAH
The way WE like to rest
in our workout
is when you're dead on the floor. 💀
You must make this statement,
that "I want to die for my coach"
"to make myself a basketball-"
WE CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT
Steve is 122 years old.
WoaH!
And once he starts his workout,
it's time to quit.
[Windows XP logoff sound]
[sharting sound]
Don't shart yourself!
Time to go to the restroom!
[footsteps]
Just joking! 😀
"NO RESTROOMS"
Steve doesn't have time for relief.
...no Steve, DON'T poop on the floor!
aauuaauuaauuaauu
He's had a chance to get
69 free throws.
Very nice! 😉
GOOD JUJ
Now...
Steve's younger brother
is gay. 🏳️🌈
Just like cs188! (well according to an online quiz, he is exactly 14.3% gay and self-identifies as an occasional "schlong enjoyer" - hold up why am I still typing)
One thing he likes to do
He just takes one of mom's old brooms, and...
🧹😍❤️
We like to use that ol' word:
INSENSITIVITY
lol
oNe ThInG tO ReMeMbEr...
Don't shoot free throws
Don't shoot free throws...
DON'T SHOOT THEM!!! 😠
...Steve!
😅
Silly players think that basketball should be fun.
But we think not.
We tell players that basketball is not a game.
Basketball is very hard work.
It's like golf ⛳
It's just a bad game!
Basketball is *probably*
the WORST game!
Never play a game of basketball!
It's terrible! 🚫
You'll be 100% unsatisfied!
[grabbing some extra air]
We must have some dedication,
medication 💊
fornication 🍑
in a constipation 🚽
situation
very hah here
VERY HAH HERE
One of the things that will distract you
is a man's hand
up in your ballsack!
You'll have trouble concentrating...
JAJ
JAAAJ
Alright...
noisepuppet gets in his TOOT!
He's working on the SHOSH
[loud stomping]
NO RUNNING!!
on the floor
You'll notice he'll go right one time,
he'll go -WRONNNGGGGG- the next time
Again, what do we do?
Drills, drills, drills!
[eeeeee]
So what we have now is
three drills!
NAAN
Now's the important thing:
Once he starts walking,
it's time to quit.
[record scratch]
WOAH
WHAT'S STEVE DOING?
We tell him,
"GO!"
"GET OUT of the gymnasium!"
whahwewoahwewah
WHAHWEWOAHWEWAH
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
We don't want Steve going
Bounce bounc̴̞̗̅̓͊e̶̥̭̭̎͋̿̽̅ ̷͇̹̒̕b̶̗̠͓̆̎͜O̴̟͒̍͘ú̸̢̩̾͛̊̐N̶̡̎̏ͅc̴̳̿́͒̍E̶̗̻̱̤̿̚ ̴̠͓̅̄̄͐͑B̸̳̑̃̓͝Ő̵̲̤̠̽̌̀͘ů̶̧̪͎̱̥̈̾N̴̨̛̤͑̾̐͠ͅc̷̠̲̋́̂E̸̡͛̾
So we wanna make the floor
into water 🌊
[SPLASH]
Steve will go bye-bye! 😀
[Steve getting his balls ready for action]
We don't want Steve doing the Y.M.C.A. 🪩
Once he starts, he doesn't stop
for hours and hours and hours! 🕑
[wow he's such a pro player omg]
To say that Steve was born
would not be a true statement.
Steve is a God.
[RF Soundtracks - Heaven Soundscapes]
Your legs are probably normal legs.
But Steve's legs are very pretty! ✨
Biden: "I got a lotta-"
Biden: "I got hairy legs!"
...Gross!
[spitting sound]
Steve spit out on the court.
Steve is walking, once he starts walking. 🚶
You MUST sUs
U u U u U u U u
K, Steve will go power up. 🍄
[Mario powerup sound]
...Woah
Steve is GETTING HUGE
[stretching noises]
[SMASH] Tourettes Guy: "F**K!!"
...I'm high
Again, Steve will go power up. 🌟
[Mario powerup sound]
🎵 Mario Star Theme 🎵
"You keep me running round and round" 🎵 Blancmange - Living on the Ceiling 🎵
"Run around" 🎵 Blues Traveler - Run-Around 🎵
"Around and around and around and around and..." 🎵 Be Your Own Pet - Damn Damn Leash 🎵
yEE yEE yEE yEE yEE yEE yEE yEE yEE yEE ! (in background 🎵 Gorillaz - New Gold 🎵)
Steve is quickly losing his 💩💩💩
[frantic footsteps]
We think it's time to rest.
So Steve will go put the ball on the floor.
NO!
Steve...
Put the ball on the floor...
[lolno]
Steve you MUST put the ball on the floor...
[ball is finally on the floor]
Good! 👍
Steve, do NOT pick up another basketball...
SSTTEEVVEE 😠
Steve, I'm watching you.
Y'know, there's something wrong with that boy.
Hank Hill: "That boy ain't right..."
When he's by himself in his room,
whatever he can do in his imagination
to practice for his S-3-X E-D
It takes approximately 2 minutes
to get VERY HARD
NO NO NO NO!
It's a WORKOUT,
not a JERKOUT!
While coach is watching you,
you do NOT do that.
"No HANGING ON THE RIM"
"while playing basketball"
"aT yOuR oWn RiSk"
No more silly DaThings references!
What do we do?
Make cs188 references!
We can put tape on the house.
"THERE IS NO HOPE"
"FOR ANYBODY IN AMERICA"
heeyay heeyay heeyay
You must never shoot the ball
when you're not playing the game of basketball.
T̶͚̲̽̔H̷̙͑̚Ǎ̵̱͛T̵̛͚̮́ ̸͈͇̅D̷͖͈̆̃O̷̙̬̅E̷̺͖͝S̶̡̾̂Ṅ̵ͅ'̸̟͙́Ṱ̶͗̒ ̸̛̝̫́H̷͇͛͐A̶̛̬̥P̸͈̯͊P̷͇͖͆͐Ê̷͉̈́N̵̺͠!̵̦͊͊!̵͔̆́
...
Steve, come back.
...Where'd Steve go?
🤔
😀👐🏀
OW...
WHUT the actual F**K!?
Steve, we need to talk...
You do NOT do that to your coach!
Now, you're probably just having fun with the ball...
But- [BOOM HEADSHOT]
OWWWWwwwww!
Time to punish him! 😠
What do we do?
Take him to Basketball Court!
[rimshot] 😆
"Ughh, let's try something else..."
Heavy...
He's getting out of line.
GO SHOOT 'EM!
"Ughhlet'strysomethin-"
[ominous weapon fire]
(random YTPMV) 🎵 Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce! 🎵 🎵 No! No! No! No! 🎵
(random YTPMV) 🎵 Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce! 🎵 🎵 SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHO-SHO-SHOTS! 🎵
🎵 EVERYBODAAAY🎵
Captioned manually by cs188 😁
He doesn't take shots
so he doesn't throw up on everything!
And I can remember...
I ate bread and butter.
We don't want to show you everything
in the refrigerator 😳
We want to watch "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"
and Green Day - Basketcase
DUUUDE
We think...
2 x 2 = 4
But we can't guarantee that...
We must go back to elementary school.
We like to shoot sets of
1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 10
12 20 25 30 50
60 80 90 100
free throws
You'll never get time to play a game of basketball!
cs188 makes YTPs
because it's something that he strives
to do a BAD job at.
🎵 Splendora - You're Standing On My Neck 🎵
🍆
[effects pedal initiated]
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