how to hide the fact your a furry/therian

Summary

In this humorous video, the speaker shares various ways to hide being a furry when confronted by others. Using creative excuses, such as claiming furry items belong to a fictional cousin or friend, the speaker suggests methods to deflect suspicion in different social situations, from school to social media. Whether it’s furry art, costumes, or YouTube channels, the speaker provides lighthearted, quirky solutions for avoiding awkward questions. The video is aimed at those looking for comical strategies to keep their furry identity a secret while maintaining a playful tone throughout.

Takeaways

• 😀 Always have an imaginary cousin or friend as a scapegoat for furry-related items found at your house.
• 😀 If someone asks about furry content on your phone, say it was your cousin who took the pictures.
• 😀 Deny having a furry YouTube channel by claiming you don’t post on it, or say it’s your cousin’s content.
• 😀 If caught in a furry costume on YouTube, explain that it was a dare or that you were paid by your cousin to wear it.
• 😀 If someone asks about attending a furry event, claim your cousin made you do it or that you were paid to participate.
• 😀 In case they question why your cousin keeps leaving furry items at your house, say it’s because she’s forgetful and doesn’t want to bring her gear back and forth.
• 😀 If seen drawing or making furry art or masks, tell them you’re doing it for your cousin.
• 😀 If you’re caught wearing a furry mask in public, claim your cousin made it for you and you wore it just to be nice.
• 😀 When asked about furry content or costumes, always bring up your cousin as a plausible explanation for everything.
• 😀 Be ready with excuses about your cousin being the furry one, especially if they start making connections between your belongings and the furry community.

Q & A

What is the main premise of the video script?

The video offers humorous and creative ways to hide the fact that someone is a furry, using excuses to avoid suspicion when others notice furry-related items or activities.

What is the most common excuse suggested in the video for hiding one's furry identity?

The most common excuse is to claim that the furry items or activities belong to a non-existent cousin who left them at the person's house.

Why does the script recommend using a 'cousin' rather than a sibling in the excuses?

The script suggests using a cousin because it makes more sense for a cousin to leave items behind at someone's house, whereas a sibling would likely be questioned more if they aren't around.

How should someone respond if their camera roll is found with furry-related images?

The video suggests saying that the furry pictures were taken by your cousin, who used your phone because hers ran out of battery.

What excuse does the script give if someone discovers a YouTube channel with furry content?

The suggested excuse is that the cousin created the content on your channel because they don't have one of their own.

What should someone say if they are caught wearing a furry costume in a video or at a public event?

The video recommends saying that your cousin dared you to wear the costume or paid you $20 to do so.

How can someone explain repeated incidents of furry-related items being left at their house?

The script suggests saying that the cousin often forgets their furry gear when leaving, as they are in a rush to go home.

What excuse is suggested if someone catches you drawing furry art or creating a furry mask?

You can claim that you are making the art or mask for your cousin.

What is the reasoning behind the 'cousin' excuse in these scenarios?

The cousin excuse works because it offers a believable, distant family member who could leave items behind without raising suspicion. It's also an easy way to avoid personal involvement in furry activities.

What tone does the video maintain throughout its suggestions and advice?

The tone is lighthearted and humorous, focusing on playful exaggeration and the idea that these excuses are ridiculous but effective in a funny way.