SML Movie: Black Yoshi's Call Of Duty Loan [REUPLOADED]

Summary

The video script is a humorous skit revolving around the release of a new 'Call of Duty' game. The main character, Mario, is hounded by Black Yoshi for the game, leading to a series of comedic events. Black Yoshi goes to extreme lengths, including shipping himself to Mario's house, to get the game. Amidst the chaos, a subplot unfolds where Mario lends Black Yoshi money for the game, which Black Yoshi fails to repay. This leads to a confrontation with the 'Cookie Monster,' who is also after the money, resulting in a comical and absurd resolution.

Takeaways

• 🎮 The script revolves around the release of a new 'Call of Duty' game, which causes excitement and conflict among characters.
• 📦 A character named Blackwish ships themselves in a box to another character, Mario, as a surprise.
• 💸 Black Yoshi, another character, is persistently asking for money to buy the new 'Call of Duty' game.
• 🚫 Mario tries to avoid Black Yoshi's requests by shipping him away to Antarctica.
• 🐧 In Antarctica, Black Yoshi continues to ask for the game, leading to further conflict.
• 📱 Black Yoshi manages to get money from Block Yoshi, who he was shipped with, to buy the game.
• 💵 Mario is owed money by Black Yoshi, who instead spends it on 'Pirate Cookies'.
• 👮‍♂️ A character called Broken Guy comes looking for his money from Black Yoshi, but is given a false lead.
• 🍪 The script humorously involves a 'Cookie Monster' character who is oblivious to the money issue and only cares about cookies.
• 🎮 In the end, Mario sells Black Yoshi's Xbox to recover the money owed to him.
• 🔧 Mario claims to have fixed the Cookie Monster's head after an implied violent incident, showing a lighter side to the story.

Q & A

What game is being promoted as a combination of Fortnite and Call of Duty in the script?

Call of Duty Black Ops 4 is being promoted as a game that combines elements of Fortnite with Call of Duty graphics.

Why does the character in the script feel the need to hide?

The character feels the need to hide because the new Call of Duty game is out, and he anticipates that his friend Blockers will ask for it.

What unusual delivery method does Maria use to send a package to Mario?

Maria ships herself inside the box as a package to Mario using UPS's same-day shipping service.

How much did it cost Maria to ship herself to Mario?

It cost Maria $74 to ship herself to Mario.

What does Black Yoshi repeatedly ask for in the script?

Black Yoshi repeatedly asks for the new Call of Duty game.

Why does Mario decide to ship Black Yoshi away?

Mario decides to ship Black Yoshi away because he is tired of him constantly asking for the new Call of Duty game.

What does Black Yoshi promise Mario in exchange for not being sent to Antarctica?

Black Yoshi promises Mario that he will never ask for the new Call of Duty game ever again.

How does Black Yoshi get the money for the new Call of Duty game?

Black Yoshi gets the money for the new Call of Duty game from Mario, who gave it to him after being stuck with him in a box for a week.

What does Black Yoshi spend the $200 on instead of paying Mario back?

Black Yoshi spends the $200 on Chips Ahoy Pirate Cookies.

What does Mario do to get his money back from Black Yoshi?

Mario sells Black Yoshi's Xbox to get his money back.

How does the script end regarding the situation with the money and the Xbox?

The script ends with Mario getting his money back by selling Black Yoshi's Xbox and Black Yoshi receiving a new Xbox as a surprise.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 Call of Duty Black Ops 4 Mania

The script revolves around the hype for the new Call of Duty Black Ops 4 game. A character is obsessed with the game and tries to convince others to buy it, comparing it to Fortnite with Call of Duty graphics. There's a humorous subplot involving a character named Black Yoshi who tries to get the game by hiding in a package shipped to the main character's house. The narrative includes a comedic interaction with a delivery person and a discussion about the cost of special editions of games. The main character also deals with a pestering neighbor named Blockers who always asks for the latest Call of Duty game.

05:01

💸 The Debt Dilemma

This section of the script deals with the fallout of Black Yoshi's obsession with Call of Duty. He owes money to a character referred to as 'Broken Guy' for the game. The narrative follows the attempts to collect the debt, with Black Yoshi making excuses and promises to pay back, but ultimately spending the money on 'Pirate Cookies.' There's a running gag about the character's祖先 and a mention of a welfare check as a potential source of repayment. The segment ends with a confrontation where 'Broken Guy' threatens to take Black Yoshi's Xbox if the debt isn't repaid.

10:03

🍪 The Cookie Monster's Demise

The final paragraph takes a darker turn with the character 'Mario' seeking retribution for the unpaid debt by threatening and eventually 'killing' the 'Cookie Monster,' who is portrayed as a figure that Black Yoshi consults for help with the debt. The narrative includes a scene where Mario dons a Cookie Monster mask, adding to the dark humor. The situation escalates with the threat of selling Black Yoshi's Xbox to recover the money. The script concludes with a twist where it's revealed that the 'Cookie Monster' was not actually killed, but rather had his head reattached by Mario, who is a doctor. The situation ends with a resolution where Black Yoshi gets a new Xbox as compensation.

Keywords

💡Call of Duty

Call of Duty is a popular first-person shooter video game franchise. In the script, it's humorously mentioned as a game that 'Black Yoshi' is obsessed with, always asking for the latest version, symbolizing the yearly release cycle of the game and the consumer demand for new content.

💡Fortnite

Fortnite is a video game that has gained massive popularity for its battle royale mode. The script jokingly suggests that 'Call of Duty Black Ops 4' is just 'Fortnite' with 'Call of Duty' graphics, highlighting the cultural impact and the competitive nature of the gaming industry.

💡Black Ops 4

Black Ops 4 is a specific installment in the Call of Duty franchise. It's referenced in the script to emphasize the annual release pattern of the games and the recurring requests from 'Black Yoshi' for the new game each year.

💡Shipping

Shipping in the context of the script refers to the act of sending goods from one place to another. It's used in a comical way where 'Maria' ships herself in a box to 'Mario', playing on the idea of same-day shipping services.

💡Peppercorns

Peppercorns are mentioned as a humorous deterrent when 'Mario' is threatened with pepper spray. It highlights the comedic and exaggerated nature of the interactions in the script.

💡Special Edition

A special edition in gaming refers to a version of a game that includes additional content or features. In the script, it's used to explain why the cost of 'Call of Duty' is higher, reflecting the marketing strategy of game publishers to offer premium versions at a higher price.

💡Antarctica

Antarctica is used in the script as a humorously extreme destination to which 'Mario' threatens to ship 'Black Yoshi'. It's a metaphor for wanting to get rid of someone or something, emphasizing the frustration 'Mario' feels.

💡Penguins

Penguins are mentioned in the script when 'Black Yoshi' ends up in Antarctica, creating a visual gag about the cold environment and the absurdity of the situation.

💡MacBook

A MacBook is a brand of laptop computers by Apple Inc. In the script, it's mentioned as an item 'Black Yoshi' wants in exchange for his return from Antarctica, symbolizing the desire for material goods and the negotiation in the humorous conflict.

💡Welfare Check

A welfare check is a term used when social services check on someone's well-being. In the script, it's humorously referenced as a source of income for 'Black Yoshi' to pay back his debt, poking fun at social welfare systems.

💡Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster is a character from the children's television program Sesame Street, known for his love of cookies. In the script, 'Cookie Monster' is used as a metaphor for someone who spends all their money on a single obsession, in this case, cookies.

Highlights

Recommendation to buy Call of Duty Black Ops 4 for its Fortnite-like gameplay with Call of Duty graphics

Humorous situation of hiding to avoid buying the new Call of Duty game for Blockers

Surprise delivery of a package addressed to Mario, despite him not ordering anything

Unexpected discovery of Blackwish inside the box, having shipped herself to Mario

Blackwish's creative method to acquire a new Call of Duty game by shipping herself

Argument over the cost of the game and the money needed for college

Mario's plan to ship Blackwish far away to avoid being bothered for the game

Black Yoshi's persistence in asking for the new Call of Duty despite being sent away

Mario's attempt to enjoy documentaries while being interrupted by Black Yoshi

Black Yoshi's plea for warmth and a new Call of Duty game from Antarctica

Comedy sketch about Black Yoshi's repeated requests for Call of Duty and Mario's refusal

Black Yoshi's claim of getting money for the game from Block Yoshi

Discussion on the concept of 'return on investment' in video games

Mario's realization that he might not get his money back from Black Yoshi

Black Yoshi's excuse for not paying back the money due to spending it on 'Pirate Cookies'

Threats and negotiations over the repayment of the debt

Mario's decision to sell Black Yoshi's Xbox to recover the money

Resolution of the conflict with a surprise box containing a new Xbox

Transcripts

[Music]

huh

time to watch some tv do you like

fortnite

do you like call of duty then you need

to get call of duty black ops 4.

we basically just stole fortnite and put

call of duty graphics on it go buy it

right now

oh no the new call of duty that means

blockers is gonna ask for it i gotta

hide i gotta hide

oh who could that be uh hello yeah hey i

got a package here for mario

i didn't order anything look man i'm

just doing my job you're gonna take it

or not

oh yeah i guess there you go i don't

know what this could be i didn't order

anything

blackwish what are you doing maria i

need a new call of duty

blue goobs full but what are you doing

inside the box how long you been in

there well since this morning see what

had happened was

i went to the ups though and i decided

to ship myself

to you same-day shippers and how much

that cost

oh 74 hours so then why don't you use

that 74

to buy the game because the 74 dollars

wasn't enough to get to college doing a

special edition

that was 129.99 well blockers are not

giving you the money

you ask every year for this stupid game

every year you should know where to hand

the money's ready

i'm not buying the stupid game where are

we going i'm going to ship you far away

hey back off i have pepper spray uh no i

need you to ship a package for me

that's not how this works you have to go

to the store and ship it all the stores

are closed i need to ship this right now

where the antarctica where are you

is there a person in there no just ship

it article and uh

have a nice day

okay finally now i don't have to deal

with black yoshi asking for call of duty

all the time

i'm gonna go back to watching my

documentaries the emperor penguin

stands at four feet tall you wear my

head it's so

cold in there's penguins everywhere

folks

mario please give me the new call of

duty please give it a go dude folks

it's the march of the penguins black

yoshi stop it

who could that be hello

hello hello is anyone here

a package i didn't order anything i

swear to god that's black yoshi again

black yoshi i swear to god if you're in

this box i'm going to kill you

hey there what are you doing oh you got

a phone call

a phone call hello mario i'm so

coo cold and

oh great and i need the new

black groups for black yoshi i'm not

bringing you back here okay you're

always asking for the new call of duty

and i don't care if you're cold i see

you to antarctica for a reason i don't

want to talk to you ever again

hey i don't care about the macbook i'm

not bringing you back here until unless

you promise me that you'll never ask for

the new call of duty ever again

but mario i need some chicken and a

sweater

black yoshi if i bring you back home you

swear to me that you'll never ask for

the new call of duty

yeah okay fine here go get them

but it's so cold get the box

can i at least have my phone so i can

play games yeah here

thank you

[Music]

hello

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i wonder what this could be

sorry about that i fought it you

definitely don't want to eat a cheesy go

to eat a crunchwrap right before you

pack yourself into a box for a week

you need you nasty

yeah yoshi you're not gonna bother me

about the new call of duty are you no

cause i already got the money for the

gang how'd you get 200

block yoshi my new best friend gave it

to me that's me

why would you give him money well i had

to be stuck with him in a box for a week

with him bitching about call of duty

black ops 4

with the map packs to be exact well

doesn't mean you have to give him money

well it was that and i also felt kind of

guilty about the whole ancestors and

slavery thing

there you go bringing it up again my

ancestor

hairy inflatable tube man ain't free the

savings

on the underground choo-choo trade for

me to have to hear that

what what why would you back it up but

your your ancestor

harriet inflatable two-man did what my

ancestor

harriet inflatable two man freed the

savings

at walmart so that's how we got black

friday

you gave your money to him yeah i i'm

kind of wanting it back now

mario you just mad cause you ain't

invest in my college dudes like

how's it investing anything if i buy you

the new call of duty that they make

every year

for the return on investors see what had

happened is

when you buy the game from gamestop and

you play it for a little bit

you get to take it back and then give

you money that's fortunate

on investors when you when you take the

game to gamestop they gave you like 18

cents for it

exactly we're trueness on investors

you're happy that you gave him money no

but but he said he'd pay me back

yeah i weird too he's not gonna he's not

gonna pay you back i i think he's good

for it right

absolutely let me go get the game real

quick how do you say he's gonna pay you

back

uh well he said something about a

welfare check

yeah you're not getting that money

back well i'll be back here next week

for the money just in case

okay he's not going to get paid back

i love playing the new call of duty they

completely ripped off fool's night

hey uh black yoshi a broken guy wants

the money you owe him man mario you know

i ain't oh nobody no moneys uh yeah you

do

you owe me two hundred dollars oh hey mr

farmbox man what's up

yeah fartbox man that's me so uh you

said you were gonna pay me back once

your welfare check came in where's my

money

oh yeah yeah see what happened was

it ain't never come in yet uh yes it did

block because your welfare shot came in

like a few days ago

man mario why won't we snitch it okay so

where's my money

see i already spent it all how did you

spend all that money already oh

pirate cookies but pirate cookies yeah

let me show you

chips ahoy ahoy mateys pirate cookies

so you spent 200 on chips ahoy pirate

cookies

yeah mr faulk box man let me tell you

what happened see what happened was

santa claus came to town and i had to

give him some cookies and milks

and then i was just chilling by the lake

and then cookie monster came up

and i had to give him some cookies so

that's where all my money is

okay look look i i don't even care what

happened to the money now i i just

really need my money okay i have bills

to pay

yeah man i'm sorry about your bills but

i'm gonna need like two or three months

before i can get you your monies uh yeah

that's not gonna work for me i need my

money now so you better have my money by

tomorrow okay

listen man you come back tomorrow or the

next day

or the next day but i already told you i

ain't gonna have the money for about two

three months

listen you better have my money by

tomorrow or else

okay and i'm taking your pirate cookies

with me okey dokey little man

cuz i already told you i ain't gonna

have the moneys black yoshi you should

probably just pay him his 200

by tomorrow but mario i ain't got the

money

and he ain't gonna do nothing man what's

he have enough of me he gave you 200

black yoshi man marty why are you always

bringing up the paths

you always bring up in the past you and

you white people bringing up the paths

what like you always bring up your

ancestors martin see there you go

get rid of my ancestors see my

my great ancestor rosa sharks ain't go

to the back of the titanic

for you to be racist

me folks

[Music]

mario you blind what man you see i'm

playing call of duty right now i'm in

the middle of a match i can't go answer

the door you gonna answer the dough like

if she's broken guy he wants this money

go answer the door i don't want to talk

to him

oh fine folks i guess i'll go answer the

door

man roo i don't want cinnamon yeah i'm

not selling anything i'm here for my

money

man i already told you come back like

seven eight nine months and i'll have

your money

i thought it was two or three months see

you was listening mr foxbox man come

back two free months and i'll have your

money for you no

no no no you better have my money right

now or it's not going to be pretty

well you already ain't pretty so it

ain't going to get much worse for you

from here listen man you better pay up

you're not going to like what's going to

happen oh you ain't going to like what's

going to happen if i do pay

yes i will pay me man all right real

talk cookie must have got your bunny

april fools what

april fools does he have my money and

not yeah man you just gotta go find you

the cookie monster when

when you find a cookie monkey he give

you 200 cookie monster huh

all right i'm gonna pay cookie monster a

visit all you do that

fault box man all right man now the

police car dudes

did you play broken guys money no man i

just gave him another clue

to find the treasure what yeah like that

movie uh

nationalist treasures where they found

the map on the back of the cereal box

cookie cookie

hey there oh cookie yeah cookie your

name is cookie monster right

yeah cookie yeah do you go by cookie or

monster cookie

okay mr cookie now uh where is my two

hundred dollars

i no no no any day money money i'm

cookie

i like cookies oh yeah and how do you

afford those cookies

um yeah yeah that's what i thought now

we can either do this the easy way

or we can do this the hard way oh

cookie me like cookie

oh yeah these look like some good

cookie cookies me cookie ah oh yeah you

like cookies right

a homie like cookie oh good you know who

else likes cookies

mr hammer likes cookies a lot no

no mr hammer no like

okay well then how about you tell me

where my 200 is mr cookie

i not know anything about money i only

like cookie

that's too bad no cookie

now where's my goddamn money mr cookie i

don't know anything about money

i only eat

want to play cookies okay we can play

hardball

milk milkweed cookie yeah milk goes real

good with cookies doesn't it

oh yeah it's tasty right yeah but

no no no oh there's my money no you're

supposed to

dip not done tell me where my money is

i don't know where the money is

all right you have one last chance

all right mr cookie i'm gonna give you

one last chance you tell me where the

money is and i'll set you free and you

can have all the cookies

i don't know anything about evie money

that's really too bad all right oh yeah

oh does

all right now where's my money i

don't know anything about money

[Music]

ahead in the packet oh marvin don't

worry about it man this is my

this is my cookie monster mask boo

that's not a mask like

that that's a cookie monster's head

mario i don't know why you be tripping

folk man you just be crazy i think

broken guy

cut cookie monster that off i think it

killed him over the 200 you got to pay

him his money

mario i ain't got the money for me he's

just tripping

somebody but you that might be you max

black mario stop

worrying i'ma be fine

somebody turn up my game man why my xbox

turn off

no all right let's see oh man the cool

is missing

all right where's my money what what i

i can't understand

look you crazy folk man you white people

so crazy

yeah well i gave your friend cookie

monster a visit and he didn't talk and

you saw what happened to him

you're next look man i ain't got your

money folk

that's too bad i guess i'm just gonna

have to sell your xbox

oh man you can't do it that's my xbox

well that's what i'm doing i'm getting

my money back

mario please

what's wrong black yoshi that crazy

white boy does stole my xbox well black

ocean you owed him 200

so he's probably just trying to get his

money back he's going to sell your stuff

now before he can't do that

that's my xbox well black you took his

money and now he's trying to get his

money back look at you you got to learn

your lesson that you can't just take

money from people and not pay them back

well mario do you think

you could buy me as a new xbox buy you a

new xbox why do you think you deserve it

oh you know what black issue look um uh

inside this box is a new xbox

oh you shouldn't have fun get in the box

yeah it's inside the box um

hey mario ah don't cut my head off but

no it's fine i got my money back oh you

got your turn dollars back by selling

blackfish's xbox yeah sold it on

craigslist

oh well i mean i guess the only bad

thing that came out of the situation is

you killed cookie monster

oh no i didn't he's fine i'm a doctor i

just taped his head back on

what me like cookie

yeah yeah i said i was sorry and and

yeah i gave him a whole bunch of cookies

oh cookie oh okay so uh where's black

yoshi

oh i don't know let's check the nature

channel

[Music]

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