If You Don't Buy Zelda Tears Of The Kingdom, You're An Idiot.

Summary

The video script is an impassioned defense of Nintendo's 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom,' calling it a masterpiece that has saved gaming. The speaker criticizes those who don't appreciate the game, labeling them as 'fake gamers.' They argue that Zelda games epitomize gaming perfection and that the Nintendo Switch has revitalized the industry. The script also mocks other consoles, claiming they lack quality games and that only the Switch offers true gaming experiences.

Takeaways

• 🎮 The speaker passionately praises Nintendo for delivering an incredible gaming experience with 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom'.
• 😠 The speaker criticizes those who dislike the game, suggesting they are not genuine gamers and are possibly jealous.
• 🏆 The speaker considers 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom' to be a masterpiece and one of the best video games ever created.
• 🚫 The speaker dismisses common excuses for not playing the game, such as not owning a Nintendo Switch or not liking puzzles.
• 🌟 The speaker claims that the game has saved gaming from mediocrity and restored it to its former glory.
• 📊 The speaker highlights overwhelmingly positive reviews for the game, dismissing any negative feedback as delusional or biased.
• 🎉 The speaker expresses a personal transformation and gratitude towards Nintendo and the Switch, admitting past skepticism was wrong.
• 😌 The speaker mocks other gaming platforms, particularly PlayStation and Xbox, for their lack of games compared to the Switch.
• 🎉 The speaker celebrates the impact of 'The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild' on the gaming industry and its influence on open-world game design.
• 🏆 The speaker declares 'The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom' as the game of the year and a must-have for any self-respecting gamer.

Q & A

What is the speaker's opinion on the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom?

The speaker believes that Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is an incredible and unforgettable video game experience, and considers it one of the best video games ever created.

What does the speaker think of people who criticize the game without playing it?

The speaker views those who criticize the game without playing it as jealous, pathetic, and not genuine gamers.

How does the speaker describe the gaming experiences of those who do not own a Nintendo Switch?

The speaker implies that those who do not own a Nintendo Switch are missing out on quality gaming experiences and are not true gamers.

What does the speaker say about the replayability of Breath of the Wild?

The speaker praises the replayability of Breath of the Wild, stating that every playthrough is different and that new discoveries can be made even after multiple playthroughs.

What is the speaker's stance on other gaming genres like walking simulators or sports games?

The speaker is dismissive of other gaming genres, referring to them as 'garbage' and not suitable for 'real gamers'.

What does the speaker claim about the reception of Zelda games by the gaming community?

The speaker claims that Zelda games, including Tears of the Kingdom, receive universal praise and are considered gaming perfection by the community.

What does the speaker say about the reviews of the game?

The speaker asserts that the reviews of the game are overwhelmingly positive and that any negative comments are from delusional people who are biased against the game.

Why does the speaker believe that owning a Nintendo Switch is essential for gamers?

The speaker believes that owning a Nintendo Switch is essential because it offers high-quality gaming experiences that other consoles cannot match.

What is the speaker's opinion on the state of gaming on other platforms like PlayStation and Xbox?

The speaker is highly critical of PlayStation and Xbox, stating that they offer inferior gaming experiences compared to the Nintendo Switch and have a lack of quality games.

What does the speaker suggest for those who do not plan on buying the game?

The speaker suggests that those who do not plan on buying the game are not real gamers and should be excluded from the gaming community.

How does the speaker feel about their past criticism of the Nintendo Switch?

The speaker admits to being wrong about their initial negative opinion of the Nintendo Switch and now loves it, stating that it saved gaming for them.

Outlines

00:00

🎮 Passionate Defense of Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

The speaker passionately defends the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, calling it an unforgettable masterpiece and criticizes those who dislike it as non-gamers. They argue that the game's success is due to its quality and not marketing, contrasting it with other games they deem inferior. The speaker also mocks those who use gaming for attention and dismisses excuses for not playing Zelda games, suggesting it's a sign of low intelligence or skill. They recount their own dedication and sacrifices for gaming and see the game as a savior of the industry.

05:00

😤 Criticism of Other Gamers and Consoles

The speaker criticizes other gamers who do not appreciate Zelda games, calling them fake gamers and mocking their preferences for other types of games like walking simulators or sports games. They also ridicule the idea of not owning a Nintendo Switch in 2023, suggesting it's a mark of a bad person. The speaker boasts about their own gaming achievements and collections but asserts that none of it compares to owning Tears of the Kingdom. They express pity for fans of other consoles, claiming that no game on those platforms can match the quality of Zelda on the Switch.

Keywords

💡Legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda is a popular action-adventure video game series created by Nintendo. In the context of the video, it represents the franchise's latest installment, 'Tears of the Kingdom,' which the speaker highly praises as a masterpiece. The series is known for its exploration-based gameplay, puzzle-solving, and narrative depth, and this game is positioned as a pinnacle of gaming experiences.

💡Unforgettable

Unforgettable is used to describe something that leaves a lasting impression. In the video, it is applied to the gaming experience provided by 'Tears of the Kingdom,' suggesting that the game is so impactful and enjoyable that it will be remembered for a long time. This aligns with the speaker's enthusiasm and the game's perceived quality.

💡Masterpiece

A masterpiece is a work of outstanding creativity, skill, and significance. The speaker uses this term to emphasize the exceptional quality of 'Tears of the Kingdom,' positioning it as a game that sets a high standard within the gaming industry and is worthy of admiration.

💡Gaming

Gaming refers to the activity of playing video games. Throughout the script, gaming is the central theme, with the speaker passionately discussing the impact of 'Tears of the Kingdom' on the gaming community and culture. It represents both a hobby and a form of entertainment that the speaker holds in high regard.

💡Hate

In the context of the video, hate is used to describe the speaker's disdain for those who criticize or do not appreciate 'Tears of the Kingdom.' The term is employed to express the speaker's strong negative feelings towards detractors, suggesting that their opinions are unfounded and driven by jealousy.

💡Jealousy

Jealousy is the feeling of envy or discontented about the possessions, qualities, or advantages of others. The speaker accuses critics of 'Tears of the Kingdom' of being jealous because the game and the Zelda franchise receive widespread praise and attention that other games do not.

💡Replayability

Replayability refers to the quality of a game that encourages players to play it multiple times. The speaker highlights the replayability of 'Breath of the Wild' (a previous Zelda game) as an example of its excellence, indicating that there is always something new to discover, even after multiple playthroughs.

💡Glory Days

Glory Days refers to a past time considered as the most successful or enjoyable period. The speaker uses this term to express nostalgia for what they perceive as the golden age of gaming and suggests that 'Tears of the Kingdom' will usher in a return to this era of high-quality gaming experiences.

💡Nintendo Switch

The Nintendo Switch is a hybrid video game console developed by Nintendo. The speaker discusses their initial skepticism about the console but later admits their error, praising the Switch for saving gaming and their life. It is portrayed as a console that offers quality gaming experiences, in contrast to other consoles mentioned.

💡Gaming Clout

Gaming Clout refers to the influence or status one gains from being associated with gaming. The speaker accuses some individuals of using gaming for attention and revenue rather than genuine appreciation. This term is used to criticize those who the speaker believes are insincere in their gaming interests.

💡Puzzles

Puzzles in gaming refer to challenges that require logical or analytical skills to solve. The speaker dismisses those who do not like puzzles as lacking in intelligence or education, using this term to argue that 'Tears of the Kingdom' is a game that tests and rewards mental acuity.

Highlights

Nintendo has delivered an incredible, unforgettable video game experience with the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom.

The reviewer passionately claims that anyone who doesn't buy the game is not a true gamer.

The reviewer criticizes those who blindly hate on the game, suggesting it's out of jealousy.

The reviewer argues that the Zelda franchise deserves the praise it receives.

The reviewer mocks those who claim to be gamers but don't appreciate the game, calling them 'clowns'.

The reviewer dismisses excuses for not buying the game, such as not liking puzzles or the genre.

The reviewer claims that not purchasing the game makes one a 'fake gamer'.

The reviewer praises the game as having saved gaming from the 'depths of Destruction'.

The reviewer highlights overwhelmingly positive reviews for the game.

The reviewer mocks those who claim the reviews are biased or paid for.

The reviewer declares Zelda games as the epitome of gaming perfection.

The reviewer belittles other types of games and gamers who don't appreciate Zelda.

The reviewer admits being wrong about the Nintendo Switch and praises it for saving gaming.

The reviewer claims that owning a Nintendo Switch is a mark of being a good, productive member of society.

The reviewer mocks the lack of games on PlayStation and Xbox consoles compared to the Switch.

The reviewer predicts that the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom will be game of the year 2023.

The reviewer emphasizes the global impact of a Zelda game release, suggesting the world stops when it happens.

The reviewer concludes by reiterating that not buying the game disqualifies one from being a gamer.

Transcripts

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nuts have been busted

Nintendo has done it again

Nintendo has done it again how in the

world do they do it Nintendo you have

once again delivered an incredible

Unforgettable video game experience

listen I'm gonna say this right now if

you don't buy the Legend of Zelda tears

of the Kingdom you're an idiot I already

see people blindly hating on this game

in this masterpiece and I'm just like

wow how pathetic can you be how can you

consider yourself a gamer and hate on

literally one of the best video games

ever created it's just jealousy at this

point because these losers know their

favorite garbage game will never receive

the love the attention or the praise

that this game has received hell as the

whole Zelda franchise has received

if you consider yourself a gamer a fan

of gaming you've been gaming for years

all of your life and you have the nerve

to talk about what your favorite video

game is your first video game what your

first console was all these gaming

memories that you cherish from your

childhood Etc you know all that

irrelevant nonsense you clowns put in

your bios and tell people to make it

seem like your cultured and actually

like gaming when you're just using

gaming for clout revenue and attention

and you don't buy this game you're an

idiot you're just not a gamer if you

don't plan on buying this game I don't

want to hear oh Zelda just isn't my type

of game it just isn't my cup of tea I've

just never really been in the Zelda

games I don't have a switch I don't

really like Puzzles so basically you're

too stupid to figure out basic puzzles

put your brain to the test and so what

you're saying is it's a skill issue the

game is too hard for you so you take it

out on the game and don't take it out on

your lack of Education your lack of

brain power all these stupid excuses you

losers come up with in those small

little Walnut sized brains of yours is

laughable if you do not purchase this

game you are a fake gamer you do not

belong in gaming you don't deserve to be

anywhere near gaming nowhere near

someone that is as gifted of a gamer as

me and I will do everything in my power

to throw you people out of gaming and

keep you out in fact here's an idea we

should ship you frauds to some type of

deserted planet or something because I

don't even want to think about being on

the same Planet the same Stratosphere as

someone who is stupid enough to not buy

a masterpiece of a game like this tears

of the Kingdom has officially saved

gaming gaming has officially been

delivered from the depths of Destruction

with this game this is the moment I have

been waiting for for years fighting

putting my life on the line for years of

Blood Sweat and Tears years of sleepless

nights years of hate rots Stones being

cast thrown in my direction people

yelling vile evil things in me all that

I have endured all that I have suffered

was for this very moment the rise of a

great game that would bring gaming back

to its Glory Days

it's Glory Days

this is a perfect video game

the reviews as to be expected are

insanely positive I mean come on it's

Zelda did you expect something different

salty people already yelling bias media

buyers fake reviews so on and so forth

and I just laugh like imagine being that

delusional Nintendo doesn't have to pay

reviewers for their games their games

speak for themselves they're not Sony

okay they don't make these boring

walking simulators that would never

receive good scores without a Payday

like come on they're they're above that

this game deserves the hype the reviews

the praise everything in between and if

you disagree you're an idiot Zelda games

are literally gaming Perfection and this

is not up for debate this is not open

for discussion well I think well I don't

care what you think you're not a gamer

I'm supposed to taste someone seriously

that that plays interactive movies

walking simulators you're a walking

simulator gamer

I'm supposed to take you seriously some

loser that plays trash like The Last of

Us Horizon zero Awards and got aboard

some dude bro try hard sweaty shooter

nerd that plays garbage Shooters like

fortnite Apex Legends valorent Call of

Duty I'm supposed to take you seriously

some some sports nerd that could never

play sports in real life so they play 2K

Madden FIFA some wannabe fake gangster

they ain't about that life in real life

in person and they soft as hell in

person but get online and start gang

banging in GTA RP I'm supposed to take

you seriously you clowns ain't Gamers

you frosting Gamers bro there's nothing

gamer about you listen breath of the

wild change gaming forever you had all

these terrible developers trying to make

open world games like breath of the wild

copying them and failing a hard just

like the losers on YouTube copy my style

because I'm great and fail hard all

these garbage developers started copying

breath of the goat the whole formula and

they fail why because there's only one

breath of the goat just like there's

only one young goat you can't copy Zelda

and you can't copy me it's just that

simple you know it's crazy I've been

playing speaking the breath of the wild

right I've been playing breath of the

wild for years and

every new playthrough I am just simply

amazed shocked at how good this game is

every playthrough is different I'm

thinking I found everything over here

off scouring every nook and cranny only

for there to be something completely new

that I never discovered in my last

playthrough something new pops up this

is the prime example of replayability

you losers are playing these garbage

walking simulators these movie

simulators one time at best and probably

not even finishing them because let's be

honest half of you frauds don't even

really finish games nor play them you

play them for a couple of hours and move

on you talk about games all day but you

never beat them and play them and on the

off chance the very rare chance that you

do beat these games you damn sure ain't

going back to them you're not returning

to them you're One Minute Men one pump

Chumps one and done Gamers that's all

you are listen Nintendo I want to

publicly apologize and say that I was

wrong when the switch was first

announced I was very harsh I said some

pretty negative things about it I said

it would fail I said that only morons

and idiots will buy the Nintendo switch

and boy was I wrong there aren't many

times the king is wrong this is the

first time I've ever been wrong but I

can admit I am a benevolent I am a very

generous King and I can admit

when I am wrong and I was wrong I love

I love I'ma say it again I love the

Nintendo switch the switch not only

saved gaming for me but also saved my

life if it wasn't for the switch I don't

know where I would be right now the

switch made me a better man I haven't

turned on that garbage station five or

that that X frop in years

you get nothing but interactive movies

and walking simulators for Sony and you

get nothing absolutely nothing for

Microsoft I mean Xbox has no games that

console has been dead and Irrelevant for

years no one takes Xbox seriously at

this point but Nintendo continues to

bring the actual games the quality

gaming experiences imagine and I really

do mean imagine not owning a Nintendo

switch in 2023 oh boy that could never

be me there is no way you're a good

person a productive member of society

have a conscience if you do not plan on

buying this game if you do not own a

Nintendo switch and I don't want to even

think about what type of atrocities

you've committed in your personal lives

if you do not own a Nintendo switch if

you do not have this game plan on

playing this game whatever the case may

be because some people might have a

switch but they maybe they're into Mario

Mario can never reach the level of Zelda

Mario's garbage

I have a Nintendo switches just zone is

not my thing I don't care you're not a

gamer I couldn't imagine being a

Playstation or Xbox fan right now that's

for sure like how does it feel to have

one game destroy your entire Library

how does it feel knowing the switch just

killed your console how does it feel

knowing that no game released on either

one of those dust collectors will ever

reach this level of quality this level

of greatness I cannot imagine

being you right now I'm on my Nintendo

switch experience in gaming ecstasy and

while you'll be on your PS5 and Xbox

series X's playing your favorite game

the waiting game while you sit there

jealous of us Nintendo fans because

we're eating good and you have nothing

to play Maybe Studio surprises this year

man maybe we'll get a game this year or

maybe Xbox will drop this it's always

maybe with you it's always looking to

the future with you you never have games

on those dust collectors you saw these

fans you who you Xbox fans are such a

losers you are you have no games on your

trash console and the in the PlayStation

5 been out for like four years already

still no games

listen man game of the year 2023 coming

in strong man tears of the Kingdom doing

its thing that's what you'd like to see

I love to see it the whole world stops

when a Zelda game is released fact not

an opinion there are even parades news

outlets covering this phenomenon the

world stops when Zelda drops and man

this game has changed everything gaming

will never be the same after this once

again if you do not buy this game you

are not a gamer and you could never be a

gamer I don't care how many games you

own your train station I mean look at my

PlayStation collection look at my Xbox

collection look at you know my my steam

library but I have a steam deck and you

know I mean look at all the achievements

that I've unlocked look at all the

trophies I got a hundred platinums I got

100 platinums and I'm just a trophy

under look at the Platinum for this plan

yeah you may have that but you know what

you don't got tears of the legendary the

kingdom game that's what you don't got