Countryballs Learn Music

Deutschlandball
24 Apr 202310:50

Summary

TLDRThe transcript depicts a chaotic music lesson where the teacher, Mr. China, struggles to maintain control over his unruly students. The students engage in sarcastic banter, mock the teacher's instructions, and fail to correctly identify basic music notes. The lesson takes a turn for the absurd when the teacher attempts to teach rhythm and instrument playing, resulting in more confusion and disorder. The video ends with Mr. China being fired by a student, highlighting the teacher's inability to command respect.

Takeaways

  • 🎵 The script is a humorous and chaotic portrayal of a music lesson.
  • 😅 The teacher, Mr. China, is depicted as having a difficult time controlling his students.
  • 🤔 The students are shown to be uncooperative and often make incorrect guesses during the lesson.
  • 🎼 The lesson attempts to teach basic music theory, including music notes such as quarter notes, eighth notes, and half notes.
  • 🤷‍♂️ There is confusion among the students regarding the names and values of different music notes.
  • 😲 Mr. China mistakenly believes he is teaching well, despite the chaos and incorrect answers.
  • 🎷 The students are given a chance to 'play' instruments, with humorous results due to their lack of knowledge.
  • 😂 The script includes a running joke about the teacher's poor teaching methods and the students' reactions.
  • 😤 There is an underlying theme of authority and control, with Mr. China asserting his dominance over the students.
  • 🏫 The setting is a classroom, but the atmosphere is far from a typical educational environment.

Q & A

  • What is the main topic of the lesson in the script?

    -The main topic of the lesson is music, specifically focusing on music notes.

  • What is the first music note discussed in the script?

    -The first music note discussed is a quarter note.

  • How does Mr. China describe the eighth notes?

    -Mr. China initially mistakes the eighth notes for eight notes, but is corrected when it's explained that they are two eighth notes.

  • What is the correct name of the note that Mr. China thinks is a 'horno'?

    -The note Mr. China thinks is a 'horno' is actually a half note.

  • What does the teacher, Mr. Cross, say about the rest note?

    -Mr. Cross explains that the rest note is a symbol in music that indicates a pause or silence.

  • What is the rhythm counting exercise that Mr. Cross demonstrates?

    -The rhythm counting exercise demonstrated by Mr. Cross is counting 'one two and three four' repeatedly.

  • How does Mr. Cross react when Mr. China rushes through the rhythm?

    -Mr. Cross tells Mr. China that he is rushing through the rhythm and should slow down.

  • What is the correct number of beats in a measure according to the script?

    -The correct number of beats in a measure is not explicitly stated, but Mr. Cross implies it is more than one and less than a gazillion billion.

  • Which two instruments are available for the students to play in the script?

    -The two instruments available for the students to play are the saxophone and the clarinet.

  • What happens when Mr. China tries to play the saxophone?

    -When Mr. China tries to play the saxophone, he does not actually blow into the mouthpiece and makes incorrect saxophone noises.

  • What is the final outcome of the lesson for Mr. China according to the script?

    -The final outcome of the lesson for Mr. China is that he is told he is fired by another student, Mr. Cross, at the end of the script.

Outlines

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🎵 Music Theory Lesson Chaos

The first paragraph introduces a music theory lesson led by a character named Cross, who is teaching about music notes. The lesson starts with a humorous and chaotic interaction where students struggle to identify different types of music notes, often providing incorrect answers. Cross engages in playful banter with the students, mocking their incorrect responses. The students are asked to identify a quarter note, eighth notes, and a rest, with some students giving comically wrong answers. The atmosphere is light-hearted and humorous, with a lot of back-and-forth between Cross and the students.

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🎷 Ineffective Music Practice

The second paragraph continues the music lesson, focusing on rhythm counting and instrument playing. Cross demonstrates rhythm counting, and then the students are asked to play the saxophone and clarinet. The students' attempts at playing are met with ridicule from Cross, who criticizes their lack of skill and understanding. The lesson becomes more of a comedy of errors as students struggle to produce the correct sounds, and Cross ends the lesson abruptly, declaring the day's cross a 'raving hair' and dismissing the class early.

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😡 Dismissal and Confrontation

The third paragraph concludes the video script with a twist. Mr. China, a student who has been observing the lesson, confronts Cross about his teaching methods, leading to Cross being fired. The confrontation is sudden and dramatic, with Mr. China asserting his authority and Cross being kicked out of the United Nations humorously mentioned. The paragraph ends with a musical note, suggesting a transition or a cliffhanger.

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Keywords

💡Music Notes

Music notes are the symbols used in musical notation to represent the relative pitch and duration of sounds in a piece of music. In the script, music notes are central to the theme as the teacher attempts to educate students about different types of notes such as quarter notes and eighth notes.

💡Quarter Note

A quarter note is a note with a value of one beat in musical notation. It is one of the most basic notes in music theory. In the script, the teacher quizzes the students on identifying a quarter note, which is a fundamental part of learning to read music.

💡Eighth Note

An eighth note is a note that has a value of half a beat in musical notation. It is used in the script to illustrate the concept of shorter note durations, contrasting with the quarter note and emphasizing the importance of rhythm in music.

💡Half Note

A half note is a note that has a value of two beats in musical notation. It is mentioned in the script when a student correctly identifies the note, showcasing the student's understanding of note duration.

💡Rest

A rest in music is a symbol that indicates a pause or silence in a piece of music for a specified duration. The script humorously introduces the concept of a rest, emphasizing the importance of understanding both sound and silence in music.

💡Rhythm

Rhythm refers to the pattern of durations in a piece of music. It is a crucial aspect of music that gives it structure and flow. The script includes a scene where the teacher demonstrates counting rhythm, highlighting its importance in music education.

💡Measure

A measure, also known as a bar, is a segment of time defined by a certain number of beats in music. The script discusses the concept of measures, particularly focusing on the number of beats that can be contained within one.

💡Saxophone

The saxophone is a woodwind instrument that is played with a single-reed mouthpiece. In the script, a student is tasked with playing the saxophone, which serves as a practical application of the theoretical knowledge discussed.

💡Clarinet

The clarinet is another type of woodwind instrument, known for its distinctive, rich tone. The script includes a student playing the clarinet, providing another example of a practical music lesson.

💡Harmony

Harmony refers to the combination of simultaneous musical notes to produce a pleasing sound. Although not directly mentioned in the script, the concept of harmony is implied when discussing the relationships between different notes and instruments.

💡Musical Notation

Musical notation is a system for representing musical sounds with symbols. The script touches on various aspects of musical notation, such as different note values and rests, which are essential for anyone learning to read and write music.

Highlights

Introduction to music learning with a humorous and irreverent tone

Explanation of music notes with a focus on quarter notes

Humorous interaction between characters about music notes

Misunderstandings and humorous corrections about eighth notes

Correct identification of a half note by a student

Comical banter between students over music knowledge

Discussion on the concept of a musical rest

Humorous exchange about vampire aspirations

Teacher's playful threat of reporting a student

Introduction to rhythm counting with a comedic approach

Student's incorrect rhythm counting and teacher's correction

Discussion on the number of beats in a measure

Humorous and incorrect student responses to music theory questions

Teacher's sarcastic praise for a student's incorrect answer

Introduction to musical instruments for practical learning

Students arguing over who gets to play which instrument

Student's attempt to play the saxophone with humorous results

Teacher's critique and correction of student's saxophone playing

Attempt at playing the clarinet with unexpected results

Teacher abruptly ends the lesson due to dissatisfaction

Threatening dismissal of the teacher by a student

Transcripts

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oh her roll cry holy crap when the hair

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did my cross get so big holy crap where

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anyway cross today we are going to learn

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about music oh why man that's too hard

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what the hair is so hard my music

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Croatia are you dumb do you want to read

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my cross no man I just don't know why we

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gotta learn music man where because I

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choose the subject every cross now shut

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up you dumb oh and by the way meet me

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after cross your dumb anyway cross

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today I'm gonna give you multiple

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lessons on music so for my first lesson

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it's on music notes so can anyone tell

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me what this is yes I haven't answered

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the I shall

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I believe that what is a DOT nor San

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Marino it is not a DOT anyone else know

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what this is ah America what is this

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note oh damn you John I knew you're

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gonna ask me oh is that Locker I don't

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know is that like a penny note no oh

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wait an egg all right oh man good guess

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uh is that a man was that a nickel note

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oh hell ain't even a nickel note what

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the hell uh must be a domino then no

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damn it oh is that a half dollar note

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it's a quarter note it's a quarter note

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what I would have never guessed because

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you are so dumb all right for this next

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one these are two notes but can you name

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what they are Mr I'm not the answer of

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those must be eight notes did you Rarity

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just called him eight notes because if

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you did you are so dumb because there

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are not eight notes there there are two

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of them and they are called eighth notes

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without

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God my cross is so dumb God anyway does

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anyone know what this note is well if

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I'm not wrong I believe that might be a

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half note oh damn it Moldova just

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because you look just like me doesn't

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mean that you know it better than I do

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oh yes it does Andorra no it does not

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yes it does would you shut up Moldova no

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you shut up Andorra shut up both of you

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are dumb anyway yes the answer is right

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mordova you got it right to Half Note

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you know I'm really damn mad now oh too

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bad I got the answer and you didn't haha

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does anyone know what this note is oh I

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don't know Mr China oh you're right

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you're right it's a horno you got it

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what that is not fair Belarus just

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naturally says hold before he speaks all

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cross we have a Jairus student everyone

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Raph at him

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all right and for and for your final

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question for this lesson for now just

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because you are new to music what is

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this

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is not the great lightning of Egypt

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ancient history

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what the hell no what the hell is

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Egyptian writing no dumb stupid answer

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stupid anyone else know what this is

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anyone

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no oh God you are so dumb this is a rest

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what the hell did he just say well let

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me explain what hungry just said he said

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I wish I was a vampire like Romania so I

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can suck your blood suck my broad are

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you dumb hungry you cannot suck my broad

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only I can suck your broad if you rarely

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think that you can defeat me the

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People's Republic of Mr China then try

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me you dumb foreign

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this is so funny I love watching my

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students suffer oh I mean uh run in the

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cross only you heard what I said and uh

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if you did do not report me whatever you

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do do not report me because not ornery

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where I carry you but I wear worst of

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all

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fair you well look on the reported him

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does that mean I'll be executed that's

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right you're gonna die I bet they're on

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the way then so I don't get execute damn

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right you'll be executed Kazakhstan

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anyway back to my cross so we are gonna

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learn how to count this Rhythm uh I go

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first so you have one two and three four

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one and two and three and four one and

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two three and four Mr China you are kind

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of rushing through that Rhythm uh if I'm

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looking at your iPad correctly that's

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one two and three four one and two and

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three shut up cross Rock strike we have

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a geek everyone laugh at him

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there you see cross I am right and you

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are wrong because I am always right

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and you always run because you dumb hey

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America my favorite student how many

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beats are in a measure

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uh one

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no try again uh do no damn wrong try

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again

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no stupid how many

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[Music]

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ain't one not two and not ten I believe

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might be 31 trying gazillion billion

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nine eight seven three one four eight

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nine ten ten ten thirty one two

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[Music]

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us take a 10 minute break I'll be right

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back

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[Music]

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to Mr China there can be two beats in a

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measure coming from you I would not

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think that you would have such a dumb

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response you are stupid if Zim Asia is

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in 2-2 then it can't have two beats what

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the hell are you Otto from Meineke how

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did you know I really want to tickle you

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you loved it oh where America I guess

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you're all right but we were talking

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about 4-4 you dumb so therefore

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you're wrong and I write

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you know you were allowed to blame

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everyone but yourself yes I do because

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I'm very evil all right cross for the

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moment you've been waiting for time to

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pray the instruments and if you pass

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this part of the Cross

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you will become

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a construction worker now unfortunately

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we only have two instruments on us today

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so your options are the saxophone or the

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clarinet what if I want to play with the

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trombone where too bad you don't get the

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prey trombone I want to play the Schmick

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I want to play the ah and I want to ride

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John Jane train Jr the thirds choo choo

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I call dubes on the saxophone no I'm

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gonna play the saxophone who do you

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think you are I call dibs on the

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saxophone not you no I want to play the

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saxophone no I want to play the

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saxophone I want to play the saxophone

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no I'm gonna play the saxophone

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[Music]

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dumb anyway America you'll pray the

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saxophone and Brazier you pray to

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clarinet

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where what the hell are you all waiting

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for get out of the way we need room all

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right America try it out all right here

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it goes

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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bear bear

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yeah Mr China I'm good at the saxophone

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Herod that didn't sound anything like a

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saxophone try again all right

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that was called Smooth Jazz Mr China a

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little lesson from The Invader of Bas

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himself I can tear that you are not

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actually blowing into the mouthpiece you

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are so dumb actually bro into it what

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what do you mean I'm just from doing no

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you are not you are just making

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saxophone noises actually pray it

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okay

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America

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pray the goddamn saxophone

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all right

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the saxophone you dumb get the out

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of that chair now all right Brazier

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let's hear that clarinet okay

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[Music]

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because I don't see any fingers covering

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the or touching the keys sounds

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like you are just praying some kind of

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recording in the background uh

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oh

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hey get back here Brazier or you fail my

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crowd whatever he's already gone anyway

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where he dumb he Fair all right cross

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you know what I've heard enough you have

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made today's cross a raving hair for me

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so we are going to end a Raider early

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today and you I stare want to talk to

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you after cross next time so proud to

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meet me at the cross then so anyway it's

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time to go oh my God that's right Mr

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China I've been here the whole

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and I know how you treat your students

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now

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therefore

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you

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fire

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what dude what the hell I thought I'd

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kicked you out last time because I'm in

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charge

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and that means I'm in charge

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oh and you're kicked out of the

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United Nations

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[Music]

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