Naruto ABRIDGED: Episode 1
Summary
TLDRIn this humorous parody, a village is attacked by a giant rabbit, which is humorously mistaken for a fox. The Fourth Hokage sacrifices himself to save the village, and the Nine-Tails is sealed within a baby. The story follows Naruto, who struggles with his training and is often at odds with his sensei. He is tasked with mastering the transformation jutsu and the clone technique, leading to comedic mishaps. Naruto's journey is filled with challenges, including a final exam that he fails, but he ultimately proves his worth through unconventional means, earning his ninja status despite the chaos he causes.
Takeaways
- 🐰 The story humorously reimagines a village attack by a 'giant not tailed rabbit' instead of the traditional fox.
- 👶 The Fourth Hokage sacrificed his life to defeat the rabbit and had the 'fox' sealed inside a baby, altering the original narrative.
- 🤺 The Third Hokage is depicted as dismissive and unimpressed by the Fourth's actions, adding a layer of conflict.
- 🏫 The script involves a school setting where ninja training and exams are conducted, blending educational and ninja themes.
- 👦 Naruto is portrayed as a troublemaker who struggles with his ninja training and is often at odds with his sensei.
- 📚 A secret scroll is introduced as a means for Naruto to become a great ninja, hinting at forbidden knowledge and power.
- 😈 The character Mizuki manipulates Naruto into stealing the scroll, revealing a darker, deceitful side to the story.
- 🤕 The final exam involves a demonstration of the clone technique, but Naruto's failure and subsequent actions lead to unexpected consequences.
- 💢 The script contains moments of intense action and conflict, including a dramatic fight between Naruto and Mitsuki.
- 🏥 Despite passing his final exam, Naruto's victory is bittersweet as his sensei is severely injured, ending on a suspenseful note.
Q & A
What was the giant creature that attacked the ninja village?
-The giant creature that attacked the ninja village was a tailed beast, specifically the Nine-Tails, which was mistakenly referred to as a 'giant not tailed rabbit' in the script.
Who was the Fourth Hokage and what was his significant sacrifice?
-The Fourth Hokage was Minato Namikaze, also known as the 'Yellow Flash'. His significant sacrifice was giving his life to seal the Nine-Tails inside his son, Naruto, to protect the village.
Why didn't the village choose a Fifth Hokage after the Fourth Hokage's death?
-The script implies that the Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi, was reappointed as Hokage after the Fourth Hokage's death, skipping the Fifth Hokage title.
What is the 'Fox' mentioned in the script?
-The 'Fox' is a colloquial reference to the Nine-Tails, the tailed beast that was sealed within Naruto.
What did Naruto do that resulted in the entire class having to perform the transformation jutsu?
-Naruto's actions on the day were so disruptive that the sensei required the entire class to perform the transformation jutsu before going home as a form of punishment.
What is the significance of the clone technique in the final exam?
-The clone technique is a significant skill that the students must master. In the final exam, demonstrating a perfect display of this technique is required to pass.
Why did Naruto fail his final exam according to the sensei?
-Naruto failed his final exam because he was deemed lazy and not taking the training seriously by the sensei.
What did Naruto steal that was suggested to make him a great ninja?
-Naruto stole a secret scroll, which Mizuki, a character in the script, claimed would help him become a great ninja.
What was the outcome of Naruto's fight with Mitsuki?
-Naruto defeated Mitsuki in a fight, which was a significant event leading to him being recognized as a ninja by his sensei.
What was the condition of the sensei after the fight with Mitsuki?
-The sensei was severely injured, to the point of needing immediate medical attention, as indicated by his statement about possibly bleeding out.
Outlines
🐰 The Tale of the Tailed Rabbit Rampage
The paragraph humorously narrates a fictional scenario where a village is attacked by a 'giant not tailed rabbit' instead of the traditional nine-tailed fox. The story is a parody of the Naruto series, where the Fourth Hokage, known as the greatest ninja, sacrifices his life to defeat the rabbit. The narrative then shifts to a classroom setting where Naruto, the protagonist, is chastised for his behavior by his sensei. The sensei assigns the students to perform a transformation jutsu as punishment, with Naruto's attempt being particularly comical. The paragraph ends with Naruto's sensei dismissing him from class and setting up for a final exam scenario.
📜 The Stolen Scroll and the Final Exam
In this paragraph, Naruto is depicted as struggling with his training and being influenced by a character named Mizuki, who tempts him to steal a secret scroll to become a great ninja. The narrative takes a dramatic turn when Naruto's sensei, Haruka, confronts him about the theft. A fight ensues, and Naruto uses a new technique, humorously referred to as 'super gang bang,' to defeat Mitsuki, another student. Despite the victory, the sensei is injured, and the paragraph concludes with a twist where Naruto is declared to have passed his final exam, but the sensei's condition becomes critical, adding a layer of dark humor to the story.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Ninja
💡Hokage
💡Transformation Jutsu
💡Clone Technique
💡Tailed Beast
💡Secret Scroll
💡Catfishing
💡Sling
💡Naruto
💡Jutsu
Highlights
The village was attacked by a giant creature, not a rabbit but a fox, which is a reference to the Nine-Tails Fox from Naruto.
The Fourth Hokage sacrificed his life to defeat the Nine-Tails Fox.
The Third Hokage is confronted about the succession of Hokage titles after the Fourth's death.
The Nine-Tails Fox's chakra is sealed within a baby, a plot point related to the main character Naruto.
Naruto's parents were killed by the Nine-Tails Fox, a tragic backstory element.
A character is rudely dismissed, showcasing the village's attitude towards Naruto.
Naruto is challenged to perform the transformation jutsu as a school assignment.
Sakura, a classmate, successfully performs a version of the transformation jutsu.
Naruto's attempt at the transformation jutsu is met with ridicule.
The class is assigned to perform the clone technique for their final exam.
A prize of a ninja headband is offered for perfecting the clone technique.
Naruto fails his final exam, reflecting his struggles as a student.
Naruto is taunted for his lack of parental guidance, highlighting his isolation.
Mizuki, a teacher, manipulates Naruto into stealing a secret scroll.
Naruto discovers a new technique while under the influence of the scroll.
Naruto confronts a teacher who has been corrupted, leading to a battle.
Naruto is recognized as a ninja after a hard-fought battle, despite the circumstances.
The teacher ends up in a dire situation, adding a layer of dark humor to the story.
Transcripts
I ain't it and no book ninja village was
attacked by a giant not tailed rabbit
actually Hokage I'm pretty sure it was a
fox quit [ __ ] I'm talking okay Wow was
not expecting the hostility this rabbit
went on a rampage break it out guns a
[ __ ] Pete you the best men in a village
until finally the photo Kanye came along
he was the greatest ninja who ever lived
and he finally defeated the rabbit but
at the cost of his life weight if he was
the fourth Hokage and you're the Third
Hokage when he died why didn't they just
choose a fifth Hokage cuz I can still
whoop yo ass six ways till Sunday so
shut your damn mouth - listen up - [ __ ]
oh god a steel to wrap it away inside
the belly of a baby and that is where it
currently resides inside the child no
yeah I was there the Fox killed my
parents why are you telling me all this
oh I'm sorry I thought I might have
needed to explain it to you again
cuz it was your job to keep that little
[ __ ] alright but you're being like
really rude today what are you gonna do
about it go tell your daddy yeah that's
what I thought
[Music]
[Music]
hey get back here Punk Oh kick your ass
can't catch me ha ha yeah I got my chook
boots thank again you little brat but me
so what did you get here sensei doesn't
matter I'm taking you back to school
I don't need school sensei believe it
believe it what the hell does that mean
I don't know sensei I'm working through
some stuff all right class listen up
Naruto really screwed you guys today so
now you all have to perform the
transformation jutsu before you go home
first up is teacher's pet
you mean me sensei yeah Sakura just
hurry up Transylvania jutsu ah sure
close enough
approval fall out boy you're next
not bad but try smiling more
you look like less of a tool all right
Naruto what you got kid transform
[Music]
huh Naruto save that [ __ ] for catfishing
perverts on snapchat I get the hell out
of my classroom i sensei what's
catfishing huh never mind just come back
tomorrow for your final alright
everybody I hope you're ready because
today's the day for your final exam
you'll have to demonstrate a perfect
display of the clone technique but if
you do I'll give you one of these very
stylish and highly merchandiser Bowl
ninja headbands only $19.99 now on
Amazon dammit I spent the last of my
money on that soccer a body pillow oh
well looks like I'm gonna do this the
old-fashioned way
[Music]
[Music]
Naruto you fail well actually Arouca
technically since no child left behind
we can't actually fail him Oh screw that
hippy crap Naruto you failed because
you're lazy and you don't take this
seriously now get out of my class before
f stands for [ __ ] ass whuppin
he didn't pass again it's so sick guess
that's what happens when you don't have
parents
Jesus Bethany the [ __ ] was that oh my
god [ __ ] him he can't even use a sling
[Music]
listen Naruto
Haruka's hard on you but it's only
because he cares about you really nah
I'm pretty sure he hates you for killing
his parents what nothing anyway
if you really want to rub a rucas nose
in it there's another way for you to
become a great ninja
Arouca Nardo stole the secret scroll he
did what yeah I also heard he rubbed his
taint on it said Lucas sucks ah damn it
I'll kill him
[Music]
damn it Naruto what are you doing all
the way out here just taking a scroll
but for real
Mizuki said I could become a great ninja
if I stole this oh god damn it
[Music]
Haruka you saw what the [ __ ] Mizuki you
[ __ ] [ __ ] I used Naruto to get the
null [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus Christ a child
could follow this plot just take the
[ __ ] scroll oh I will but first I'm
taking out the kid oh damn it
right in this spine sensei are you okay
do I look okay are you seeing this just
run for it man get out of here
but possess a I can't leave you you look
like a Naru kebab Naruto you can't fight
him he's too strong just run for it
I guess I'll just have to use my new
technique new technique your sexy jutsu
won't work on me kid then let me whip
this out super gang bang
we're gonna need to workshop that name
[Music]
yeah it [ __ ] Mitsuki you are you're
gonna go home in a body pin up a dude
your head looks stupid whoa said say we
did it I beat Mitsuki should we take him
to jail now no kid you beat the [ __ ] out
of him for like five straight hours he's
most definitely dead but that doesn't
really matter just come over here a
second
what's up sensei well you hurry I'm
pretty sure I'm bleeding out Congrats
kid you passed your final exam you're
officially a ninja really said say you
mean it yeah huh but unless you have a
bag of o-negative blood in your pocket
we better get to a hospital well well
well isn't that sweet
too bad I'm diabetic what else is on
oh hell yeah
[Music]
[Music]
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