Stand Up Ali : Kenapa Orang Pacaran Pamer di Instagram? Saya yang Jomblo, Iri!

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25 Jun 202309:29

Summary

TLDRAli Akbar from Ternate, Maluku Utara, humorously discusses the impact of social media, particularly Instagram, on relationships and marriage. He touches on the pressure of public displays of affection, the challenges of long-distance relationships, and the absurdity of seeking life advice from social media platforms. Ali also pokes fun at the unrealistic expectations set by Instagram, including his own humorous prediction of marriage, and reflects on the innocence of childhood in the digital age.

Takeaways

  • 😀 The speaker, Ali Akbar, introduces himself and expresses his desire for his university to open a branch in Ternate.
  • 😅 Ali humorously discusses the attractiveness of his alma mater's students, with a playful apology for focusing too much on one person's eyes.
  • 🤔 Ali questions the seriousness of relationships, humorously advising against dating and citing it as 'haram' (forbidden).
  • 😳 He recalls a past relationship with a girl who was dating a minibus driver, highlighting the peculiarity of such a relationship.
  • 😅 Ali jokes about the unrealistic expectations of marriage based on social media, particularly Instagram, and the pressure it puts on relationships.
  • 😆 He humorously describes the challenges of a long-distance relationship (LDR), comparing it to the frustrations of traveling long distances to meet.
  • 😅 Ali pokes fun at the behavior of people who show off their relationships on Instagram, suggesting it makes single people envious.
  • 😲 He expresses surprise at the young age at which some people are getting married, questioning the maturity and stability of such unions.
  • 😅 Ali humorously reflects on the advanced technology available to young children, including playing games like PUBG at a very young age.
  • 😉 He ends with a playful declaration of love for a woman with red hair, and a light-hearted mention of eating carrots and papayas.

Q & A

  • Who is the speaker in the script?

    -The speaker is Ali Akbar, a student from Ternate, Maluku Utara.

  • What does Ali Akbar wish for his alma mater?

    -Ali Akbar wishes for his alma mater, Undira, to open a branch in Ternate.

  • What does Ali Akbar think about dating during high school?

    -Ali Akbar recalls his high school days and mentions that dating a bus driver was a topic of curiosity among his friends.

  • What is Ali Akbar's view on marriage?

    -Ali Akbar believes that marriage is a matter of destiny and should not be rushed or determined by social media like Instagram.

  • Why does Ali Akbar find the behavior of some people on Instagram strange?

    -Ali Akbar finds it strange how some people on Instagram ask for opinions on serious matters like marriage or relationships.

  • What is Ali Akbar's opinion on long-distance relationships?

    -Ali Akbar shares his personal experience of having a long-distance relationship, which he finds difficult due to the physical distance and the effort required to meet.

  • What does Ali Akbar say about the current generation's access to technology?

    -Ali Akbar remarks that the current generation has access to technology like smartphones at a very young age, even during elementary school.

  • What is Ali Akbar's perspective on the use of social media for relationship displays?

    -Ali Akbar expresses envy towards couples who show their affection on Instagram and acknowledges the impact of social media on relationship dynamics.

  • What does Ali Akbar suggest as an alternative to social media for relationship advice?

    -Ali Akbar suggests that instead of asking Instagram for relationship advice, people should consult their parents or other knowledgeable individuals.

  • What is Ali Akbar's humorous take on the use of technology by children?

    -Ali Akbar humorously describes how children in elementary school are already playing games like PUBG on their smartphones, which he finds amusing and indicative of the times.

Outlines

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😄 Introduction and Social Commentary

Ali Akbar, a student from Ternate, Maluku Utara, introduces himself and humorously expresses his desire for his university to open a branch in his hometown. He playfully engages with the audience, discussing the topic of dating and marriage, and humorously warns against dating, citing it as 'haram' or forbidden. Ali shares a personal anecdote about a high school friend who dated a minibus driver, poking fun at the idea of dating in a vehicle. He also talks about his upcoming marriage, expressing his belief in the divine nature of marriage rather than relying on social media for such life decisions. The paragraph concludes with Ali humorously reflecting on the absurdity of people seeking life advice from Instagram, including his own playful interaction with the audience.

05:02

😅 Long-Distance Relationships and Childhood Nostalgia

In this paragraph, Ali Akbar delves into the challenges of long-distance relationships (LDR), contrasting them with the convenience of dating within the same city. He humorously describes his own experience with LDR, where meeting his partner required traveling by train, and the comical exchanges that would occur during such trips. Ali also reflects on the changes in technology and childhood, noting how children today have access to smartphones and games at a very young age, which was not the case during his own childhood. He humorously recounts playing simple games on early mobile phones and contrasts it with the advanced games that children play today. The paragraph ends with Ali expressing his love for his audience and a light-hearted moment where he playfully interacts with a comment about his red hair.

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Keywords

💡Assalamualaikum

Assalamualaikum is a traditional Islamic greeting that translates to 'Peace be upon you.' It is a common way for Muslims to greet one another and is used in the video to open the conversation in a culturally respectful manner. The speaker uses it to introduce himself, setting a tone of respect and community.

💡Ternate

Ternate is a city in North Maluku, Indonesia. The speaker mentions it as his place of origin, which provides context to his identity and possibly his perspective on various topics discussed in the video. It also adds a layer of personal connection for viewers who might be familiar with the location.

💡Instagram

Instagram is a social media platform that is frequently referenced in the script. It is used as a symbol of modern communication and the way people present their lives, relationships, and events. The speaker discusses how Instagram is used to announce engagements and marriages, highlighting the role of social media in personal life updates.

💡Pacaran

Pacaran, meaning 'dating' or 'in a relationship' in Indonesian, is a central theme in the video. The speaker discusses the concept of dating, the cultural norms around it, and personal anecdotes related to his own experiences. It is used to explore societal expectations and personal views on relationships.

💡Haram

Haram is an Arabic term used in Islamic jurisprudence to denote something that is forbidden. In the script, the speaker uses the term to declare that dating is forbidden (haram), reflecting on religious teachings about relationships and the speaker's own beliefs.

💡LDR

LDR stands for 'Long Distance Relationship,' which is a type of romantic relationship where partners are geographically separated. The speaker mentions his own experience with LDR, emphasizing the challenges and the emotional weight of maintaining a relationship across distances.

💡Pernikahan

Pernikahan translates to 'marriage' in English. The concept of marriage is a recurring theme in the video, with the speaker discussing his upcoming marriage, societal views on marriage, and the contrast between arranged marriages and love marriages.

💡Jomblo

Jomblo is an Indonesian slang term for someone who is single. The speaker uses this term to refer to single individuals, including himself, and to comment on the social dynamics and attitudes towards single people in the context of dating and relationships.

💡Pepaya

Pepaya, or 'papaya' in English, is mentioned in the script as a humorous aside. The speaker uses it to make a light-hearted joke about eating healthy, possibly to contrast with the more serious topics discussed in the video, adding a touch of humor to the narrative.

💡SD

SD stands for 'Sekolah Dasar,' which is Indonesian for 'elementary school.' The speaker references elementary school to discuss the early exposure of children to technology and gaming, reflecting on the rapid changes in technology and its impact on younger generations.

💡Tepuk tangan

Tepuk tangan translates to 'clapping hands' in English. It is used in the script to simulate audience applause, adding a layer of interactivity and engagement. The speaker uses it to punctuate certain points or jokes, creating a more dynamic and lively atmosphere.

Highlights

Introduction of Ali Akbar from Ternate, Maluku Utara, studying at Undira.

Ali expresses his wish for Undira to open a branch in Ternate.

Ali humorously comments on the attractiveness of his alma mater's students, comparing them to characters in movies.

Ali playfully apologizes for staring at someone's eyes, indicating his focus on them.

Discussion on dating and its prohibition in Islam, with Ali advising against it.

Ali recalls a humorous anecdote about a high school friend who dated a minibus driver.

Ali announces his upcoming marriage next month and asks for prayers.

Ali criticizes the reliance on social media for serious matters like marriage.

Ali humorously describes the absurdity of a couple getting married after only seven months of knowing each other.

Ali reflects on the behavior of people showing off their relationships on Instagram.

Ali expresses his envy towards couples who can meet frequently due to living in the same city.

Ali shares his experience of a long-distance relationship and the difficulties of meeting.

Ali humorously describes the challenges of long-distance communication with his partner.

Ali comments on the current generation's access to technology at a young age, such as smartphones.

Ali humorously recalls his own childhood and the games he played on his first mobile phone.

Ali ends with a light-hearted comment about a girl with red hair, expressing his affection.

Transcripts

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tepuk tangan yang paling meriah untuk

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Assalamualaikum

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ya betul teman-teman Kenalkan nama saya

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Ali Akbar Saya dari Ternate Maluku Utara

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dan saya kuliah di undira

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pengen pengen Saya pengen makannya Saya

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doakan semoga undira bisa buka cabang di

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Ternate Amin

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Luar biasa ini yang mbak yang ini suruh

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pakai almamater ini dari wendyra Wih

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cantik-cantik ada yang pirang juga ya

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Wih kayak di film-film taksi

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lah matanya ada 7

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Oh sorry sorry cuman dua berarti mataku

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saja yang terlalu tertuju pada matamu

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[Tepuk tangan]

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teman-teman di sini ada yang pacaran

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tidak ada bagus jangan pacaran pacaran

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itu haram Astagfirullah

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siapa lagi saya ingat dulu waktu SMA itu

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teman-teman ada teman cewek saya dia

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pacaran sama siapa supir angkot

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serius saya bilang supir angkot ih

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satu jujur penasaran dengan pacaran

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mereka tuh kayak bagaimana kalau pacaran

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biasa kan kita yang apa kalian kalau

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pacaran di dalam mobil berantem ceweknya

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sering bilang sayang aku sudah bosan

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sama kamu turunin aku di sini

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ini pacaran Sumpah sama sopir angkot pas

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berantem gimana Sayang aku sudah bosan

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sama kamu kiri

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[Tepuk tangan]

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gimana gitu

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tapi di sini

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ada yang sudah menikah

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belum teman-teman saya Minta doanya

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teman-teman semua karena bulan depan

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saya akan menikah

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Amin ya Bulan depan saya akan menikah

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kata Instagram

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Kapankah saya akan menikah dengan

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gampangnya dia bilang dia bilang bulan

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depan

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ini kalau kita percaya teman-teman kita

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adalah orang yang paling

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karena Ini masalahnya pernikahan loh

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jodoh itu di tangan Tuhan bukan di

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tangan Instagram

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Iya masalahnya saya belum pernah dengar

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ada kasus orang gagal nikah gara-gara

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nggak ada kuota

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kemarin ponakan saya masih 6 bulan saya

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kasih filter itu kapan dia menikah kata

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Instagram bulan depan

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dia menikah di umur 7 bulan

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rumah tangga apa yang dibangun oleh dua

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anak bayi yang masih merangkak

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Emang aneh

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semakin aneh

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ada lagi yang Instagram aku itu orangnya

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seperti apa

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ya kalian yang tahu sendiri kalian

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seperti apa

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aku seperti apa yang kalian yang tahu

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kalau nggak tanya orang tua kalian

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Kenapa ada lagi yang dia tanya Instagram

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tanya ke kita Sebutkan tiga nama teman

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kalian yang huruf depannya m

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dan kalian Sebutkan

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[Musik]

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Mita Mia dan Mamat Ye kenapa senang

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giliran dikasih yang huruf q kalian

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pusing aduki apa ya buat apa kalian

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pusing tidak dapat apa-apa loh

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[Tepuk tangan]

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belum lagi saya lihat kelakuan-kelakuan

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orang yang pacaran di Instagram

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pamer kemesraan mereka dengan pasangan

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mereka di Instagram

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[Musik]

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ini saya kasih tahu ya buat kalian nih

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Mana kamera nih buat kalian yang suka

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pamer kemesraan kalian dengan pasangan

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di Instagram

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saya iri

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Maksudnya di Instagram bukan cuman

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kalian loh hargai kami orang-orang

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jomblo

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pasang Story Terima kasih sayang untuk

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hari ini kan bisa Japri

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Astagfirullah semakin aneh orang-orang

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di Instagram

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apalagi orang-orang yang pacaran itu

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kalian Mungkin mereka yang pacaran

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senang-senang karena mereka satu kota

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jujur saya pernah pacaran tidak enak

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karena saya LDR

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tidak Enak teman-teman tidak enak sama

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sekali

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kalau kalian satu kota ini enak tiap

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hari Bisa ketemu mau ke tempat pacar

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kalian tinggal naik motor atau naik

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mobil saya kepada waktu itu pacar saya

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di Jakarta saya di Jogja mau ketemu

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harus naik kereta

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kalau kalian naik mobil kan enak ditanya

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Sayang sudah sampai mana ini sudah

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sampai perempatan Tanah Abang bentar ya

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5 menit lagi sampai

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saya naik kereta ditanya saya sudah

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sampai mana Stasiun Cilacap

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Bentar ya 5 Stasiun lagi

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kalian

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Enak makannya saya bilang saya setuju

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dengan kata Dilan

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rindu itu berat

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biar pemerintah yang tanggung

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kalian pacaran satu kota enak ketemu

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tiap hari bawa cewek kalian ke kos kayak

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nggak main Ludo main Ludo di dalam eh

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pikiran pikiran

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enak ketemu Tiap hari saya ketemu pacar

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saya waktu itu tiga bulan satu kali

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tapi sekali ketemu bahaya

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kamu siapa sudah lupa

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[Tepuk tangan]

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kalian jaman sekarang ya kalian menurut

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saya kalian tuh enak anak-anak zaman

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sekarang tuh enak karena masih kecil

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masih SD ada yang sudah dikasih HP sama

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orang tua

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jujur saya waktu SD dikasih HP itu yang

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HP yang tahu nggak sih yang kalau kita

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tekan 9 dia bunyi

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masih SD sudah main game main pubg SD

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sudah main

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Awas ada orang di belakang rumah ya

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siapa

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sering gitu ngasih Mereka lagi main kita

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enggak tahu tiba-tiba dia ngomong Awas

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ada orang di belakang rumah siapa

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masih SD sudah main pubg jujur saya dulu

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SD mainan di HP saya tuh snack

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tahu snack ular-ular yang kalau kita

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naikin level dia lari kayak MRT

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sama ini sempit impact yang pesawat yang

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tembak-tembak yang jalannya cuman ke

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atas ke bawah

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sama Bounce Bounce

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tahu kan yang

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9898 98 cheatnya itu

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Terima kasih untuk undira Mbak yang

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rambut pirang I love you

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[Tepuk tangan]

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doang apaan

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I love you

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dia makan wortel ya mau makan wortel

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biar kamu melihat perjuanganku aku juga

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punya

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kamu nanti pulang makan pepaya deh

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kenapa kenapa biar lancar BAB

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perhatian perhatian kan gombal Bang

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untuk kalian yang senang sama penampilan

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Ali Akbar yang membahas soal Instagram

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menikah bulan depan benar sekali dan

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sudah ditolak oleh wanita itu eh Maaf

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kamu siapa namanya rambut bilang

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Maya Maya sesuai namamu my I love you

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[Musik]

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