You wake up in a random Country and must survive for 1 year...

TheBearWhisperer
8 Oct 201707:45

Summary

TLDRThis video script explores the nightmare scenario of waking up in a random, dangerous location and having to survive for a year. It humorously ranks the worst countries to be stranded in, considering factors like homicide rates, extreme climates, political corruption, and dangerous wildlife. The top five include Somalia for anarchy and famine, Australia's Outback for its harsh environment and deadly creatures, Brazil for its crime and treacherous jungles, North Korea for its oppressive regime, and South Sudan as the ultimate survival challenge with constant war, disease, and scarcity of resources.

Takeaways

  • 😴 Imagine waking up in an unfamiliar location and having to survive for a year.
  • 🏞 The video script discusses the worst possible scenarios to wake up in, excluding space or the ocean.
  • 🇭🇳 Honduras has the highest homicide rate, making it a dangerous place to be in.
  • ❄️ Antarctica and Libya are considered due to extreme cold and heat, respectively.
  • 🦅 The United States was jokingly mentioned for political corruption, but North Korea is the actual example given.
  • 🐍 Australia's outback is highlighted for its dangerous wildlife and harsh conditions.
  • 🌳 Brazil is noted for its high crime rate and the challenges of surviving in its dense forests.
  • 🇰🇵 North Korea is portrayed as a place of political oppression and harsh living conditions.
  • 🏆 South Sudan is described as the worst country to wake up in, with ongoing war, famine, and disease.
  • 🏞 The importance of considering factors like climate, political stability, and wildlife when evaluating survival scenarios.
  • 🌍 The script also mentions other countries like Venezuela, Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan as being particularly challenging to survive in.

Q & A

  • What is the hypothetical scenario presented in the video script?

    -The video script presents a hypothetical scenario where a person wakes up in a random, unknown location and has to survive for one full year.

  • What are the two rules mentioned for the hypothetical scenario?

    -The two rules are: 1) You can't wake up in space or the bottom of the ocean as it would be the worst possible place to wake up, and 2) You can specify a region within a country but not the whole country.

  • Which country has the highest homicide rate according to the script?

    -Honduras has the highest homicide rate mentioned in the script, with about 91 homicides per day at one point.

  • What are the two extreme weather conditions considered in the script?

    -The two extreme weather conditions considered are Antarctica, which is extremely cold, and Libya, which is extremely hot.

  • What is the political corruption situation mentioned for the United States in the script?

    -The script jokingly mentions the United States as an 'imperial dictatorship run by the Jews' but clarifies that it's a joke and not to be taken seriously.

  • Which country is considered to have the most dangerous wildlife according to the script?

    -Australia is considered to have the most dangerous wildlife, particularly in the outback region.

  • Why is Somalia considered the fifth worst country to be in for the hypothetical scenario?

    -Somalia is considered the fifth worst due to its complete anarchy, with famine, poverty, disease, murder, war, and crime making survival extremely difficult.

  • What makes the Australian outback a challenging place to survive in the hypothetical scenario?

    -The Australian outback is challenging due to its extreme heat, lack of food and water sources, and the presence of dangerous wildlife such as dingoes, venomous spiders, and snakes.

  • Why is Brazil ranked as the third worst country in the script?

    -Brazil is ranked third due to its high murder and crime rate, and the fact that half of the country is a dense jungle with dangerous wildlife and harsh survival conditions.

  • What are the main reasons North Korea is considered the second worst country in the script?

    -North Korea is considered the second worst due to its oppressive regime, lack of food, forced labor, and the inability to leave the country.

  • Why is South Sudan considered the worst country in the script?

    -South Sudan is considered the worst due to its constant war, lack of peace, extreme food scarcity, deadly animals, common diseases, and lack of medicine.

  • What are some honorable mentions for the worst countries to be in, as mentioned in the script?

    -The honorable mentions include Venezuela, Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, and China.

Outlines

00:00

🌍 Worst Places to Wake Up: A Hypothetical Survival Scenario

This paragraph introduces a hypothetical scenario where one wakes up in an unknown location and must survive for a year. The video script explores the factors that would make certain countries the most deadly to be in, such as high homicide rates, extreme climates, political corruption, and dangerous wildlife. Honduras is mentioned for its high homicide rate, while Antarctica and Libya are noted for their extreme cold and heat, respectively. North Korea is highlighted for its political corruption, and Australia is pointed out for its dangerous wildlife. The paragraph sets the stage for a discussion on the worst countries to be in under these conditions.

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🐊 The Most Deadly Countries for Survival

In this paragraph, the video script delves into the specifics of what makes certain countries extremely challenging for survival. Somalia is ranked fifth due to its anarchy, poverty, disease, and crime. Australia's outback is highlighted as the fourth worst place, characterized by extreme heat, dehydration risks, and dangerous wildlife. Brazil is noted for its high crime rate and the dangers of its vast jungles, making it the third worst country. North Korea is ranked second due to its oppressive regime, lack of freedom, and harsh living conditions. Finally, South Sudan is identified as the worst country, combining the challenges of constant war, extreme poverty, lack of food and medicine, and deadly animals, making it an incredibly inhospitable place.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Survival

Survival refers to the state or ability to continue living or existing, especially in spite of danger or hardship. In the context of the video, it is the core theme where the hypothetical scenario of waking up in an unknown location and having to endure for a year is explored. The script discusses various challenging environments and conditions that would test one's survival skills, such as waking up in Somalia or the Australian Outback.

💡Homicide Rate

Homicide rate is a statistical measure representing the number of murders per a certain population size, typically per 100,000 individuals per year. The video uses Honduras as an example, highlighting its high homicide rate as a factor that would make survival extremely difficult due to the prevalent violence and danger.

💡Climate

Climate encompasses the average weather conditions in a place over a long period, including patterns of temperature, humidity, wind, and precipitation. The video mentions Antarctica and Libya as examples of extreme climates that would pose significant survival challenges due to extreme cold and heat, respectively.

💡Political Corruption

Political corruption involves the abuse of power by government officials for personal gain. In the video, North Korea is cited as an example of a country with severe political corruption, which contributes to the difficulty of survival by creating an oppressive and unpredictable political environment.

💡Dangerous Wildlife

Dangerous wildlife refers to animals that pose a threat to human life, either through predation, venom, or disease transmission. Australia, particularly the Outback, is highlighted in the video for its dangerous wildlife, which includes venomous snakes, large spiders, and predatory animals, adding to the survival challenge.

💡Anarchy

Anarchy is a state of society without government or law. The video describes Somalia as being in a state of anarchy, which implies a lack of order and widespread violence, making it an extremely perilous place to survive due to the absence of societal structures and safety.

💡Outback

The Outback refers to the vast and remote areas of land in Australia, characterized by harsh desert environments. The video uses the Australian Outback as a specific region where survival would be challenging due to extreme heat, scarcity of water and food, and the presence of dangerous wildlife.

💡Jungle

A jungle is a dense forest with a high level of biodiversity, often associated with tropical regions. Brazil is mentioned in the video for having a large portion of its territory covered by jungle, which presents survival challenges due to the difficult terrain, high biodiversity of potentially dangerous wildlife, and the risk of disease.

💡North Korea

North Korea, officially the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, is highlighted in the video as a country with extreme political repression, poverty, and harsh living conditions. The video suggests that survival in North Korea would be extremely difficult due to the risk of forced labor, starvation, and the inability to leave the country.

💡South Sudan

South Sudan is portrayed in the video as the worst possible country for survival due to its ongoing war, famine, disease, and lack of infrastructure. The video emphasizes the extreme poverty, constant conflict, and harsh living conditions that make South Sudan a nightmarish scenario for anyone trying to survive.

💡Honorable Mentions

Honorable mentions are individuals or items that are worthy of note but not included in the main list, often due to limitations on the number of items that can be listed. In the video, countries like Venezuela, Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, and China are given as honorable mentions, indicating that they also present significant survival challenges, though not as extreme as the top five listed.

Highlights

Waking up in a random unknown location and having to survive for one year in the worst possible scenario.

Rules defined for the scenario: can't wake up in space or ocean, and can specify regions within a country, not the whole country.

Homicide rate as a factor, with Honduras having the highest rate at about 91.

Climate as a factor, with Antarctica and Libya being the extreme examples of cold and hot weather making survival difficult.

Political corruption as a factor, with North Korea being the worst example.

Dangerous wildlife as a factor, with Australia having the most deadly animals.

Somalia ranked as the 5th worst country to be in, with anarchy, famine, poverty, disease, murder, war, and crime.

Australia's outback ranked 4th, with extreme heat, desert, and dangerous wildlife like dingoes, venomous spiders, snakes, and emus.

Brazil ranked 3rd, with high crime rates and a massive jungle filled with deadly creatures.

North Korea ranked 2nd, known for being the worst country on earth with forced labor, starvation, and harsh winters.

South Sudan ranked as the worst country, with constant war, famine, disease, and deadly animals.

Honorable mentions include Venezuela, Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Afghanistan, and China.

A quote from 'God Almighty Salmonella' humorously comparing living in South Sudan to living with a bear.

The video discusses the hypothetical scenario of waking up in a random location and surviving for a year.

Factors determining the worst countries include homicide rate, climate, political corruption, and dangerous wildlife.

The top 5 worst countries to be in for survival are Somalia, Australia's outback, Brazil, North Korea, and South Sudan.

The video humorously and dramatically describes the extreme difficulties of surviving in these worst-case scenarios.

Transcripts

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imagine going to sleep one night and

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your nice warm bed having sweet dreams

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about being by the campfire eating

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marshmallows and s'mores and then waking

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up in the middle of an African savanna

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and being ripped apart by a pack of

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hungry savage hyenas well that's what

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this video is about if you woke up in a

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random unknown location and had to

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survive for one full year what would be

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the worst possible scenario

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okay first some rules I can't say you

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wake up in space and die or you wake up

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in the bottom of the ocean because

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obviously that would be the worst

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possible place to wake up and the second

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rule is that I can say a specific region

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of a country and not the whole country

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for example you wake up in Canada

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that'll be fine fewer in southern Canada

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or in a nice city with food and

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civilization but if I said you wake up

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right here in the middle of Nunavut on

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this random island or no one else on it

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also it's in the middle of winter that

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would be far far worse so to decide

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which countries are the most deadly to

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be in let's go over some factors first

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one is homicide rate the worst country

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in this category is Honduras with a

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homicide rate of about 91 it's got so

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bad that at one point there was about 20

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murders per day don't do drugs kids the

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next factor is climate what countries

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have the worst weather they'll make it

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almost impossible to survive more than a

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day I've narrowed it down to Antarctica

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yes I'm counting it as a country in

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Libya Antarctica because it's really

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freakin cold in Libya because it's

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really freakin hot so if you woke up in

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either one of these locations and

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whatever you're wearing right now you'd

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be a dead man or woman not trying to

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assume your gender next category is

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political corruption do I even need to

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say it it's obviously the United States

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of [ __ ] because the u.s. is an

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imperial dictatorship run by the Jews

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just kidding I'm not [ __ ] it's North

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Korea the final category is dangerous

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wildlife probably one of the most

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important things and I'd say the winner

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of this category is Australia

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so now that we have our category set up

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let's decide what the five worst

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possible countries to be in is number

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five Somalia now you might suspect

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Somalia to be way higher on this list

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but let me explain Somalia is in

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complete anarchy and most people would

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say it's one of the worst if not the

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worst possible country to be in there's

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famine poverty disease murder war and

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crime and more so if you woke up in this

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country it would be next to impossible

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to survive more than a week as you'd

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either be gunned down I have some kind

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of disease or to simply starve to death

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number four Australia wait what'd you

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just say about me crikey hey guys hallo

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hallo hallo

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let me explain I'm not talking about

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Australia I'm talking about the outback

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remember when I said I could include

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specific regions of countries that I can

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say a specific region of a country and

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not the whole country well here it is

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the outback might as well be governed by

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the animals let's say you wake up in the

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middle of the outback

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maybe you've right here and the rec

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centre of Australia and you have to

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survive for a year oh good luck buddy

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because it's extremely hot and you'll

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most likely die of dehydration or thirst

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there's nothing but desert and mountains

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and sand and cactus juice for miles so

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good luck finding food there's always a

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pack of dingoes out on the prowl

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extremely big venomous tarantulas

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gigantic poisonous snakes and I don't

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even want to think how many mosquitoes

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and tiny little annoying parasite bugs

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are out there sharks scorpions and worst

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of all emus Emo's number 3 Brazil Brazil

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may seem pretty nice but it not only has

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a very high murder and crime rate but

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half of the country is a freaking forest

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this imagine Australia then put a

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massive wet jungle forest over it so

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even if you didn't wake up in the Amazon

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you'd be in another horrible spot just

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imagine Detroit and then it's worse in

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fact a resilient once said never trust

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anyone wearing a motorcycle helmet

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they're always up to no good

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so pick your poison either a monstrously

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sized jungle with giant bird eating

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tarantulas super-sized venomous snakes

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poisonous frogs Jaguars piranhas

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alligators and crocodiles so many more

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bugs that definitely want to bite you or

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you can go in the socialist nightmare of

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a run-down neighborhood where you're

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likely to get shot within one week and

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have your internal organs sold on the

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black market number two here's where it

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gets bad North Korea yeah you know it's

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bad when North freakin Korea is only

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number two now North Korea officially

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the Democratic People's Republic of

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Korea get it right it's just about the

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worst country on this earth right number

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one on almost every worst countries or

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most hated countries lists however I

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think there is one country worse than it

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if you woke up in North Korea you'd have

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to go into hiding if you get caught

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you'll be doing forced labor for the

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rest of your life starving barely enough

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energy to make it through the day you

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remember when you were a kid and you're

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like I wonder what grass tastes like

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you'll be wondering that a whole lot in

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North Korea and unlike all the other

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countries on this list you can't

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actually leave North Korea

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you aren't allowed to leave and if

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you're in the northern part of the

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country or it's winter you'll have to

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worry about freezing to death as it gets

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very cold at times and even if you do

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end up finding food or start growing

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something yourself

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you either be forced to share or be

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executed woohoo communism anyway before

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I get to number one here's some

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honorable mentions Venezuela Sudan Yemen

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Iraq Syria Afghanistan China okay it's

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time for the worst country one so awful

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you won't dare step a single foot in for

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one second number one South Sudan you

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know those African stereotypes like

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living in dirt huts er huts made of

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sticks and branches starving to death

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dying of disease war and famine and

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while those are stereotypes and a lot of

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Africa is actually developed and good

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those things are very true if you live

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in South Sudan

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South Sudan is the world's newest

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country but it's far from being a

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pleasant place it's just about the worst

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place you would ever choose to live in

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that's constant war

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there's never peace the food situation

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is worse than North Korea deadly animals

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are always waiting for you to die they

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can feast on your corpse disease is

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extremely common due to very little

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medicine available you'll be drinking

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out of money puddles to quench your

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thirst

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you eat sticks and branches and I'll bet

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you'll never want to go there

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just imagine Somalia mixed with North

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Korea and then multiplied by a 1 billion

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I literally can't put it into words how

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bad it is but I'll leave you with a

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quote from God Almighty Salmonella

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Academy about the worst place you could

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ever choose to live in seriously if

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somebody gave me the choice of moving to

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South Sudan or living the rest of my

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life with my and Hill I'd be slathering

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on the honey before they even finish

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their

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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