Stand Up Comedy Dzawin: Harusnya DPR Jangan di Senayan, tapi di Tengah Pasar!
Summary
TLDRThe transcript features a stand-up comedian delivering a humorous performance centered around political satire in Indonesia. The comedian jokes about becoming a presidential candidate, the absurdity of campaign posters on public transport, and how celebrities are increasingly becoming political candidates. The act touches on the disconnection between politicians and the public, mocking elitism with exaggerated scenarios like politicians in markets and interactions with street thugs. The performance blends humor and commentary on corruption, politics, and the societal state, ending with a reflection on the value of comedy in bringing both joy and wisdom.
Takeaways
- 🎤 The comedian jokes about being a favorite in the last performance but acknowledges his mistakes.
- 🇮🇩 He humorously presents himself as a presidential candidate, promising free food and drinks.
- 🚍 The comedian critiques how democracy is perceived, with political posters appearing on public transport.
- 🚌 He makes a joke about choosing public transport based on political candidate posters rather than routes.
- 🎭 The comedian comments on how celebrities, public figures, and even comedians may run for political office, often focusing on popularity rather than qualifications.
- 💸 He highlights the absurd costs of running for office, mentioning a figure of 6 billion rupiah, comparing it to the prize from a comedy competition.
- 🏛️ The comedian criticizes how the parliament is disconnected from the public, suggesting it should be located in a market to better hear the people’s voice.
- 👮 He jokes about encounters with local thugs (preman) and how parliament members wouldn't get extorted since the thugs only want clean money.
- 🧠 He proposes that political candidates should undergo emotional intelligence and motivation seminars to prevent corruption.
- 😄 The comedian reflects on the importance of making people laugh while also delivering messages that make them think, suggesting it adds meaning to life.
Q & A
What is the main theme of the comedian's performance?
-The main theme revolves around politics and democracy in Indonesia, particularly focusing on the absurdities of political campaigns and candidates.
What humorous comparison does the comedian make about public transportation and political posters?
-The comedian jokes that if political posters continue to be placed on public vehicles, people might start choosing public transportation routes based on the political candidates' posters rather than their actual destinations.
Why does the comedian mock the idea of celebrities running for political office?
-He mocks it by implying that being well-known, rather than having political capability, is the main qualification for becoming a political candidate in Indonesia, even joking that one day stand-up comedians might run for office.
What does the comedian suggest is the cost of running for political office?
-He mentions a dissertation by someone named Pramono, which claims that running for office requires a financial investment of 6 billion rupiah.
How does the comedian relate the cost of running for office to his own experience as a comedian?
-He humorously compares the 6 billion rupiah required to run for office with the 50 million rupiah prize from the stand-up comedy competition 'Suci,' stating he would need to win 120 times to afford to run for office.
What criticism does the comedian make about how the government interacts with the public?
-He criticizes how members of parliament (DPR) are disconnected from the public, hidden behind high walls and riding in expensive cars like Camrys, suggesting that they should be placed in the middle of public markets to better listen to the people's voices.
What is the joke involving a 'preman pasar' (market thug) and a politician?
-The comedian jokes that a market thug wouldn't rob a politician because politicians handle 'halal' money, and robbing them would result in double the sin.
How does the comedian propose to prevent politicians from engaging in corruption?
-He humorously suggests that political candidates should attend motivational seminars like 'ISQ,' which involve emotional exercises like imagining their parents to build empathy.
What moral message does the comedian convey at the end of the performance?
-He conveys the idea that making people laugh brings happiness and is a virtuous act, but if comedy can also educate and provide wisdom, it leaves a lasting impact and is even more meaningful.
How does the comedian incorporate humor into his reflection on the English language?
-He jokes about how most English people say 'thank you' instead of 'terima kasih' and emphasizes that this is a 'fact,' playing on the cultural difference and making a light-hearted observation.
Outlines
🎤 Comedic Presidential Campaign Announcement
The comedian begins by humorously introducing himself as a presidential candidate for 2014, making light of campaign promises like free food and drinks for everyone. He also pokes fun at the concept of political vehicles, noting how campaign posters are often stuck on public transportation. The comic envisions a future where people choose which bus to take based on the candidate’s poster rather than its destination, referencing Haji Muhidin as an example. The focus shifts to the absurdity of unqualified individuals, like celebrities, entering politics for recognition rather than capability, humorously suggesting that even a stand-up comedian could run for office.
😂 Satirical Commentary on Political Campaign Spending
The comedian discusses the enormous financial burden of running for office, citing a dissertational claim by Pramono that it takes 6 billion rupiah to become a political candidate. He jokingly compares this cost to his earnings as a comedian, noting that winning the 'Suci' comedy competition 120 times would still fall short of affording a campaign. The comedian continues with the idea that even if he could compete that many times, there would be a shortage of judges willing to evaluate so many seasons, referencing 'Om Indro.' This section highlights the humor in the absurdity of political campaign expenses.
Mindmap
Keywords
💡Democracy
💡Caleg (Legislative candidate)
💡Poster Campaign
💡Comedian as Caleg
💡DPR (House of Representatives)
💡Corruption
💡Preman (Thug)
💡Public Figure Candidates
💡Senayan
💡ISQ (Motivational Seminar)
Highlights
The comedian was the favorite performer in the previous week's show.
The comedian makes a humorous reference to being a 'presidential candidate' for the comedian competition in 2014, joking about offering free food and drinks.
A satirical observation about how Indonesian political candidates' posters are often placed on public transportation vehicles.
The comedian jokes about how people might choose public transportation based on the political candidate posters they see rather than the actual route.
Satirical remark on how various public figures, including stand-up comedians, might run for political office in Indonesia.
A comedic mention that to become a political candidate in Indonesia costs about 6 billion rupiahs, which the comedian calculates would require 120 stand-up competition wins.
The comedian critiques the detachment of political figures, suggesting the parliament building should be located in a marketplace to better connect with everyday people.
A humorous observation on how everything can be found in a market, from chicken sellers to drug addicts, highlighting the diversity of society.
Joke about how a street thug wouldn’t dare to rob a member of parliament because it would be considered sinful.
Satire on how politicians should attend motivational seminars to prevent corruption, imagining emotional moments where they reflect on their families.
A joke about mistaking the death symbol of a yellow flag in Indonesia for a political candidacy flag.
The comedian emphasizes the power of humor to bring joy and potentially increase knowledge, viewing it as a valuable contribution to society.
Closing joke referencing 'Kompor Gas', a phrase used to emphasize a job well done in Indonesian stand-up comedy.
Comment from another comedian about the humor being 'nutritious' and full of 'vitamins', adding to the praise.
A playful critique on how most English people don’t say 'thank you' and prefer to say 'thank you' in a different way.
Transcripts
komik yang saat ini memilih sendiri
untuk tampil di urutan yang sekarang ini
Pada penampilan Minggu lalu ia adalah
komika yang terfavorit dan terbaik bukan
terfavorit poinnya tertinggi
salah mulu ngaruh kau tak juga
sebenarnya
Langsung aja kita Berikan tepuk tangan
untuk
saya
tapi coblos gambar saya karena saya ini
pegang aja geli apalagi di coblo
saya adalah calon presiden komika 2014
kalau saya terpilih jadi presiden
makanan gratis minuman gratis
Assalamualaikum
[Musik]
Indonesia ini adalah negara demokrasi
dan dalam negara demokrasi partai
politik merupakan sebuah kendaraan untuk
masuk ke dalam dunia demokrasi Tapi
sayangnya banyak orang yang mengartikan
kendaraan di sini terlalu tekstual
akhirnya banyak poster-poster caleg yang
nempel di kendaraan umum sebenarnya
[Musik]
ini lama-lama kalau kayak gini terus
main orang naik angkot bukan berdasarkan
jurusan tapi berdasarkan poster caleg
yang ditempel Woi Bro mau kemana Jakarta
lah itu kan jurusan Bogor Enggak apa-apa
Yang penting ada poster Haji Muhidin
[Musik]
Indonesia ini apa orang ini ya Sekarang
banyak banget yang tiba-tiba pengen jadi
caleg ya kan bukan masalah kapabilitas
tapi masalah Siapa yang Diingat dan
siapa yang dikenal artis lah seleb lah
public figur lah tinggal tunggu aja
sampai ada stand up comedian yang jadi
caleg
Saya tidak setuju dengan apa yang Anda
katakan kalian di situ juga sih
dan menurut disertasi Pramono menurut
disertasi Pramono modal terbesar untuk
menjadi Caleg itu mencapai 6 miliar gila
main 6 miliar itu samanya sama aja
dengan 6000 juta Suci tahun lalu
hadiahnya cuman 50 juta artinya gua
butuh 120 kali menang Suci baru gua bisa
jadi caleg
bukan apa-apa bukan apa-apa masalahnya
Suci season 120 ini siapa yang mau jadi
juri Emangnya Om Indro masih sanggup
DPR itu kan tugasnya untuk untuk
mendengarkan suara rakyat aspirasi
rakyat tapi gimana caranya DPR
mendengarkan suara rakyat ketika DPR
dihalangi oleh tembok yang begitu tinggi
pakai ke kantor itu pakai Camry ya kan
seharusnya DPR itu bukan diletakkan di
Senayan tapi di tengah-tengah pasar di
pasar
[Tepuk tangan]
di pasar itu kan segala macam ada kan
dari tukang ayam sampai tukang cabe ayam
kampus
ada gitu
dari dari gembel ngemis sampai gembel
ngelem gitu ada kan
biasa ke kantor pakai Camry ini jalan
kaki pas lagi jalan ketemu preman tapi
enggak akan dipalak Ya kali preman pasar
malam preman negara
[Musik]
lu tahu
Lu tahu kan preman pasar itu weh siapa
lo tukang daging Bang duit duit duit
duit
anggota dewan
Kenapa kok saya nggak jadi di palak maaf
nih pak ya bukan apa-apa saya ini preman
biasa malak duit halal Pak kalau saya
malak Bapak dosanya double
[Musik]
dan seharusnya ya caleg itu ya biar
nggak korupsi ikutan isq namanya yang
acara seminar motivasi yang pakai
nangis-nangisan gitu yang biasa kita
disuruh ngebayangin orang tua sambil
pakai backsound sedih gitu
nah dan ada yang indah
bayangkan apabila kamu pulang ke rumah
dan ketika kamu sampai di depan rumah
berkibar sebuah bendera kuning di depan
rumah kamu dan ketika kamu masuk ke
dalam rumah ternyata ibu kamu jadi
calonku
[Tepuk tangan]
[Musik]
Membuat ketawa orang itu sudah menjadi
mempunyai arti artinya kita membuat
bahagia orang ibaratnya tuh kamu udah
punya pahalalah dalam hal itu tetapi
ketika materi kamu selain membuat
bahagia orang dengan kata Wah tetapi
juga mencerdaskan orang maka kamu tidak
percuma diturunkan ke dunia untuk juga
berbagi kecerdasan Dan itu enggak akan
tinggal dan sampai mati pun ilmu yang
bermanfaat akan selalu nyambung
kompor gas
lucu dan bergizi sempurna keren makasih
Bang
[Musik]
Radit Radit barusan ngomentarin
cathering Beh lucu dan bergizi
memang banyak vitaminnya sih
terima kasih terima kasih Kebanyakan
orang Inggris tidak tahu terima kasih
Kenapa pesan moril nih Kenapa tahunnya
thank you
itu fakta fakta itu fakta
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