We Must Kill Mario

SMG4
17 Aug 202413:02

Summary

TLDRIn this whimsical script, Karen, a former corporate assassin turned stay-at-home mom, is reluctantly drawn back into her old life to stop a notorious international terrorist known for causing chaos and spreading poison. With the help of SMG4, she embarks on a mission to capture the suspect, who turns out to be a cardboard cutout of Mario. The script is filled with humor, absurdity, and a touch of family drama, highlighting the contrast between Karen's past and her current life as a protective mother.

Takeaways

  • 🎬 The script appears to be from a comedic video involving characters like Mario, Karen, and SMG4.
  • πŸ‘©β€πŸ³ Karen, a mother of three, is initially reluctant to accept a hit job but agrees to stop a dangerous individual to protect her children.
  • πŸ’£ The target is an international terrorist who has escaped from prison and is linked to a rise in poisoning incidents across the country.
  • πŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦± The terrorist is described as an adult man with a bushy mustache and red overalls, reminiscent of Mario's appearance.
  • πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ Karen and SMG4 plan to capture the target alive, with Karen using her skills for a purpose she deems worthy: protecting her loved ones.
  • 🍝 There's a humorous subplot involving spaghetti, which is a recurring theme and a source of conflict in the script.
  • 🎭 Mario is portrayed as a clown and is involved with a group of 'weirdos', adding to the comedic element of the video.
  • πŸ€” Karen questions her past decisions, including her involvement in assassinations, and reflects on using her skills for a noble cause.
  • πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ A character is referred to as a 'wizard', indicating a fantastical or exaggerated element in the video's humor.
  • πŸ€– A cardboard cutout of Mario plays a significant role, creating confusion and adding to the comedic misunderstandings.
  • πŸš” The script ends with the capture of the cardboard Mario, suggesting a resolution to the conflict, though it's unclear if the real target is apprehended.

Q & A

  • What is the main character's initial reluctance to take on the job?

    -The main character initially refuses to take on the job because they are done with that life and now have kids.

  • What convinces the main character to accept the job?

    -The main character is convinced to accept the job after being told that if the man isn't stopped, thousands of lives, including children, could be lost.

  • Who is the target of the mission?

    -The target is an international terrorist who escaped from prison and is suspected of being involved in poisonings across the country.

  • What is the main character's plan after learning about the target's identity?

    -The main character initially plans to kill the target with no witnesses, but later decides to capture him alive after being persuaded by someone.

  • What is the relationship between Karen and SMG4?

    -Karen and SMG4 appear to be colleagues or partners, as they are working together on the mission to capture the target.

  • What is the significance of the cardboard cutout of Mario?

    -The cardboard cutout of Mario is a decoy used by the real Mario to escape from prison and avoid being captured.

  • What is the role of the 'poison spaghetti' in the script?

    -The 'poison spaghetti' is a part of the terrorist's plan to cause harm, and it is also used as a plot device to create tension in the script.

  • Why does the main character have a change of heart about their past actions?

    -The main character reflects on their past and realizes that their current actions are for the protection of the ones they love, rather than just getting by.

  • What is the significance of the phrase 'clown is in town'?

    -The phrase 'clown is in town' is likely a playful or ironic reference to the character Mario, who is known for his clown-like appearance and behavior.

  • What is the final outcome of the mission?

    -The mission concludes with the capture of the target, who is revealed to be a cardboard cutout, and the real Mario is eventually apprehended as well.

  • How does the script use humor and absurdity to engage the audience?

    -The script uses humor and absurdity through the characters' interactions, the inclusion of a cardboard cutout as a decoy, and the playful dialogue to keep the audience engaged.

Outlines

00:00

πŸ˜€ Mom's Reluctant Return to Action

The video opens with a chaotic scene where the protagonist, a mother, is unexpectedly drawn back into her former life as an assassin. Despite her initial refusal, the gravity of the situation involving an international terrorist, who is linked to a nationwide poison crisis, convinces her to take on the mission. The target is described as a man with a bushy mustache and red overalls, reminiscent of the character Mario. The protagonist's children are left at home with instructions to heat up dinner, while she embarks on a mission that promises to be quick and lethal.

05:01

πŸ˜… The Unexpected Alliance with Mario

In a twist, the protagonist, Karen, finds herself in an unlikely alliance with Mario, who is revealed to be the target of her mission. Despite his clownish demeanor, Mario is implicated in serious crimes. Karen's past is hinted at, suggesting a history of creating memes and carrying out assassinations. The narrative takes a comedic turn as Karen and Mario engage in a playful banter, with Mario seemingly oblivious to his impending doom. The summary ends with a humorous misunderstanding involving poison-spiked spaghetti, which Mario mistakes for a regular meal.

10:06

😑 The Betrayal and the Cardboard Conundrum

The third paragraph delves into a dramatic betrayal, where Mario, who was thought to be an ally, turns out to be the mastermind behind the poison plot. The protagonist's children are caught in the crossfire, with their food being poisoned. In a surprising turn of events, a cardboard cutout of Mario is revealed to be the actual perpetrator, leading to a comedic chase and capture. The video concludes with a return to jail for the cardboard Mario, and the real Mario is left bewildered by the turn of events, ending the video on a humorous note.

Mindmap

Keywords

πŸ’‘Spaghetti

Spaghetti is a type of Italian pasta made from wheat flour and water, typically served with various sauces. In the video, it is used as a humorous element where Mario is associated with making spaghetti, and it becomes a plot device when the dish is laced with poison, indicating a shift from a simple meal to a dangerous weapon.

πŸ’‘Mario

Mario is a reference to the iconic character from the Nintendo video game franchise. In this script, 'Mario' is portrayed as a character involved in various illegal activities, contrasting with his usual family-friendly image. His name is used to evoke a sense of familiarity and to create a comedic effect.

πŸ’‘Assassination

Assassination refers to the act of deliberately killing a prominent person, often for political reasons. In the video, the term is used in a fictional context where a character is tasked with assassinating an international terrorist, highlighting the dark humor and action theme of the video.

πŸ’‘Terrorist

A terrorist is an individual or group that uses violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, to further political aims. In the script, the 'international terrorist' is a central figure whose actions have caused significant harm, and the character's pursuit of this terrorist drives the narrative.

πŸ’‘Poison

Poison refers to a substance that can cause illness or death when absorbed by an organism. In the video, poison is used as a plot device, where it is discovered in spaghetti, indicating a sinister plan and adding tension to the storyline.

πŸ’‘Clown

A clown is a performer known for entertaining through humor, often wearing colorful costumes and makeup. In the script, the term 'clown' is used to describe a character's role or behavior, suggesting a playful yet potentially deceptive nature.

πŸ’‘Memes

Memes are cultural symbols or ideas that spread from person to person within a culture, often in the form of images or videos with humorous captions. The script mentions 'making memes,' which ties into the video's comedic theme and suggests a modern, internet culture context.

πŸ’‘Killer

A killer is someone who has caused the death of another, often intentionally. The term is used in the script to describe the main character's past occupation, adding a layer of dark humor and setting the tone for the video's action-oriented plot.

πŸ’‘Cardboard Cutout

A cardboard cutout is a life-sized figure made from cardboard, often used for decoration or as a prop. In the video, a cardboard cutout is humorously implicated in various actions, suggesting a twist in the narrative where inanimate objects take on a surprising role.

πŸ’‘Wizard

A wizard is a figure in folklore who has magical powers. The term is used in the script in a humorous context, where a character exclaims 'I'm a wizard,' possibly indicating a sudden or unexpected ability or solution to a problem.

πŸ’‘Cult

A cult is a social group defined by its religious or spiritual beliefs, practices, and often its devotion to a single leader. In the script, the mention of a 'cult' adds a layer of intrigue and danger, suggesting that the characters are involved in secretive and potentially harmful activities.

Highlights

Introduction of the main character, a mom of three, who is unexpectedly tasked with an assassination mission.

The target is revealed to be an international terrorist known for causing chaos and destruction.

A mysterious rise in poisoning cases across the country is linked to the target.

The protagonist initially refuses the mission but agrees after learning of the potential threat to children.

A humorous interaction with a character named Woody, who seems to be aware of the assassination plot.

The protagonist's partner, smg4, is introduced and agrees to help capture the target alive.

A comedic moment where the protagonist's children are left with instructions for dinner.

A conversation about the protagonist's past in assassination, now focused on protecting loved ones.

A surprising twist where Mario, a seemingly innocent character, is revealed to be involved with the poisonings.

A confrontation between the protagonist and Mario, who is accused of being part of a 'stupid club'.

A humorous misunderstanding involving a cardboard cutout mistaken for the real Mario.

The protagonist's realization that the 'poison' is actually spaghetti sauce, leading to a comedic moment.

A dramatic chase scene where the protagonist and smg4 attempt to capture Mario.

A moment of self-reflection by the protagonist on the use of her skills for protection rather than harm.

A climactic scene where Mario, revealed to be a cardboard cutout, is outsmarted by the protagonist.

The resolution of the mission with Mario being sent back to jail, and the protagonist reflecting on the mission's outcome.

Transcripts

play00:02

that's so

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nice pet G I'm going

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to

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[Music]

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M hey kiddos I'm making some spaghetti

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feta he's a dumb ass dumb ass y

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[Music]

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I'm gee I wonder who that could

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[Music]

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be hey happy birthday Zach clown is in

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[Applause]

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town want to see something

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funny imaginary Tech me

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[Music]

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fish

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[Music]

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fish hello this is Karen speaking hello

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Karen

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you how the corporation has another job

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for

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you not interested I'm done with that

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life life I've got kids now you're the

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right person for the job it's personal

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what what do you

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mean we've received our Quest the target

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is an international terrorist who

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escaped from prison apparently he might

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know him adult man pushy mustache red

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shirt overalls ring a bell Mario yay huh

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this man's been behind numerous

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spawnings heists and the destruction of

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entire towns and recently there's been a

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suspicious rise of poison all across the

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country our leads traced it back to this

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guy I didn't ask for details I told you

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I'm done get someone else to do it you

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don't understand if this man isn't

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stopped thousands of lives could be lost

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even children

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all right I'll take the job good make it

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quick and simple kill this man no

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Witnesses I expect good things from you

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consider it

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[Music]

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done look I'm Woody howdy howdy

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howdy howdy howdy

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[Music]

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howdy excuse me you three I need to have

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a chat with my good H

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smg4 you are listening listening to what

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a funny meme yeah I tend to do that okay

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okay okay I heard I heard about how

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you're going to kill

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me I'm not going to let you kill

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him it is

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Al what what your kids think

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fine I'll capture him alive first but

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you're helping me catch that

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[Music]

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idiot initiating facial skin meow

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[Music]

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meow tell me everything you know about

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that idiot let's see he likes spaghetti

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he can make his mouth into a triangle oh

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he goes stop goofing around tell me what

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I want to know yes

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[Music]

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ma'am all right kiddos mom's going to

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run out for a little bit with smg4 Foods

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on the counter just heat it up and eat

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it dinner time okay

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you sure about this K I mean this is

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Mario we're talking about he's stupid

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but stupid enough to get involved in CME

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shut

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it oh my

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God I'm a

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wizard see just normal Mario Antics he's

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not doing anything wrong

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[Music]

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[Music]

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uh hey be careful with that this poison

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spaghetti needs to get out fast BS is

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going to be on Us Poison cultist the

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hell's Mario doing hanging with weirdos

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like

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[Music]

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that so anyway while we're just chilling

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I'm wondering why is a mom of three

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accepting assassination hits quiet this

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is just a oneoff i don't do these gigs

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anymore hey you don't have to be ashamed

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everyone has a cringey past I had a

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deviant KN with some really bad art when

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I was young the go back them was just to

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get by but now is to protect the ones I

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love the most that's the only thing my

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skills are used for now Ah that's a so

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nice you know I think making memes and

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assassinations go hand in hand we're

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just trying to make some

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killer hey who's

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there help

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[Music]

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a

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[Applause]

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ah spaghetti spaghetti Mario hello I'mma

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really enjoy playing with

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you Karen White don't kill him you're

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finished of all the stupid things you've

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done pulling multiple illegal stunts

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with your cult has to be your dumbest

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yet oh

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oh oh you so good you got Mario

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confused here we

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[Music]

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go how many times do I have to tell

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you we're not a stupid

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Club o

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yummy you idiot

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that wasn't sauce that was poison

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[Music]

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cat

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cat K Kat don't e

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the

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body wait what's with the cardboard

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cutout see what if you buy something

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with my credit card again no that's

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Marty he tried to steal smg3 diary last

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[Music]

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year you're telling me a cardboard

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cutout did all that

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yeah prison the target is an

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international terrorist who's escaped

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from prison prison

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prison adult man bushy mustache red

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shirt overalls

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good to see you again Mario

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smg4

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talk my shut up

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Mario this is your

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[Music]

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fault here's today's menu M spaghetti

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[Music]

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[Applause]

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ha spaghetti spaghetti spet spaghetti

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the one person I trusted no left me

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behind for

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spaghetti now I've escaped and it is

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time for everyone to suffer like I have

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at the hands of the one thing you love

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the

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most get her get her

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yeah what are you doing what's going on

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here uh um yeah

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poor

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children your food is getting

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cold no can't

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St if I can't fight then I can only do

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the one thing I'm good at being a clown

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no Obama you're doing it wrong you got

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to do it like

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[Music]

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this thanks

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[Music]

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smg4 oh my

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p i want to go

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[Music]

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well played it's back to jail for you

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cboard first of all that is racist

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secondly I don't think

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SOA he'll be

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[Music]

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back well at least we didn't die by a

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piece of cardboard thank you

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guys I owe you one

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your wa no

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oh

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