Never Have I Ever with Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow and Paul Bettany

TheEllenShow

23 Jan 201503:04

Summary

TLDRThe transcript depicts a lighthearted game of 'Never Have I Ever' played between a talk show host and celebrity guests. A series of revealing statements are made, like never going to a nude beach or joining the Mile High Club, prompting laughter and admissions from the players. There are humorous moments around forgetting a date's name mid-date or lying to get a job. The game closes referencing the guests having seen each other naked while filming a movie together, ending on a playful note.

Takeaways

😄 It's a game called 'Never Have I Ever' where people answer questions about things they have or haven't done
😳 Some of the questions are personal or embarrassing, like going to a nude beach or joining the Mile High Club
😅 Many people laugh or cheer after the more risqué questions are asked
😉 There seems to be an inside joke or shared experience among the people about seeing each other naked
😕 One person doesn't understand the question about forgetting a date's name while on the date
🤔 The host doesn't believe someone who says they've never lied on a talk show
😏 Multiple people admit to lying to get a job
🚓 No one has gotten out of a speeding ticket for being a celebrity
🤥 Almost everyone has lied about a baby being cute when it was obviously ugly
🎬 This game was played to promote the movie Mortdecai opening soon

Q & A

What game are they going to play?
-They are going to play 'Never Have I Ever'.
How does the 'Never Have I Ever' game work?
-The host asks a series of questions starting with 'Never ever have I...'. The participants respond by saying 'I have' or 'I have never' done the thing mentioned in the question.
What was the first 'Never ever have I...' question asked?
-The first question was 'Never ever have I been to a nude beach'.
Did any of the participants admit to having been arrested?
-Yes, there was laughter and applause when the 'been arrested' question was asked, indicating some participants had.
Did any participants admit to joining the Mile High Club?
-Yes, there was laughter and applause after that question, suggesting some participants had joined.
What question made the host say he doesn't believe the denial?
-When asked if they had ever lied on a talk show, the host didn't believe the denial.
Had any of the Mortdecai costars admitted to seeing each other naked?
-Yes, the host acknowledged they had all seen each other naked.
Had the host ever lied to get a job?
-Yes, the host admitted to lying constantly to get jobs.
Had the host ever forgotten the name of a date while on the date?
-No, the host said he had never forgotten the name of a date while on the date.
What did the host say he does almost all the time regarding babies?
-He said he almost always says a baby is cute even when it's obviously ugly.

Outlines

00:00

😄 Introducing and explaining the 'Never Have I Ever' game

The first paragraph introduces the 'Never Have I Ever' game that will be played. It explains the rules - the host will ask a series of questions starting with 'Never ever have I...', and the participants should answer 'I have' or 'I have never' accordingly. Questions are passed around for participants to read. The host will play along.

😳 Answering embarrassing 'Never Have I Ever' questions

The second paragraph shows the host and participants answering several embarrassing 'Never Have I Ever' questions, such as being to a nude beach, getting a regrettable tattoo, joining the Mile High Club, lying to get a job, getting out of speeding tickets using celebrity status, and forgetting a date's name while on the date. This elicits reactions like laughter, cheers, and admissions of lying and forgetting names.

😉 Revelations of seeing 'Mortdecai' co-stars naked and lying on talk shows

The third paragraph shows more questions being answered. One reveals that the 'Mortdecai' co-stars have seen each other naked. Another asks if anyone has lied on a talk show, and multiple participants admit to it. Other questions include whether participants have sexted or pretended a baby was cute when it wasn't.

🎥 Wrapping up the 'Never Have I Ever' game

The final paragraph indicates the end of the game with a statement that the movie 'Mortdecai' opens in theaters on Friday.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Game

The host introduces a game called 'Never Have I Ever' to be played with the audience. This sets up the comedic, revealing nature of the video's content.

💡Questions

The game involves the host asking a series of personal questions that the audience responds to, often humorously. The questions drive the video's content.

💡Admissions

When responding with 'I have' to the questions, the host and audience are making potentially embarrassing personal admissions for comedic effect.

💡Laughter

The revealed admissions reliably prompt laughter and other audible reactions from the audience, highlighting the comedic intent.

💡Celebrity

Some questions play off the host and guests' celebrity status, like getting out of tickets or seeing co-stars naked.

💡Mortdecai

References are made to the upcoming movie 'Mortdecai' starring Johnny Depp, relating it promitionally to the video.

💡Talk shows

A meta-question is asked about lying on talk shows, alluding to the nature of the current program.

💡Sexting

A question is asked about sexting, which relates to the revealing personal nature of the questions.

💡Babies

A question about calling ugly babies cute exemplifies the everyday embarrassing admissions revealed.

💡Theaters

The closing mention of when 'Mortdecai' opens in theaters relates back to the promotional context.

Highlights

The host introduces and explains the 'Never Have I Ever' game to the audience.

The first question is if anyone has been to a nude beach, getting laughter and cheers.

The second question asks if anyone has been arrested, again getting laughter.

The third question asks if anyone regrets a tattoo they've gotten.

The fourth question asks about joining the Mile High Club on a plane.

The host admits to joining the Mile High Club, getting cheers.

The fifth question asks if anyone has lied to get a job, with jokes about lying constantly.

The sixth question asks about getting out of a speeding ticket by being a celebrity.

The seventh question asks if anyone has forgotten a date's name while on the date.

The eighth question asks if any Mortdecai costars have seen each other naked.

The ninth question asks if anyone has lied on a talk show.

The tenth question asks if anyone has sexted.

The eleventh question asks if anyone has called an ugly baby cute.

The host says that's the end of the game as Mortdecai opens Friday.

The clip ends promoting the Mortdecai movie release.