Superpowers101 Episode 1 The Basics

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11 Feb 201407:54

Summary

TLDRJessica Porter introduces 'Superpowers 101', a series aimed at individuals discovering their superpowers. She emphasizes the importance of discretion, suggesting that new superhumans avoid drawing attention to prevent law enforcement scrutiny. Porter advises planning ahead to manage the aftermath of using powers, such as killing, and stresses the need for an escape strategy. She also covers the importance of dressing confidently without the need for an ostentatious costume. The video outlines the power to decide life and death, encouraging the audience to target those they deem deserving of such a fate. Lastly, she encourages viewers to enjoy their powers, use creativity in their actions, and have fun. The episode ends with an invitation for viewers to engage with Porter on social media for further discussions and tutorials on maximizing superpowers.

Takeaways

  • 🚫 Don't get caught: It's crucial to avoid public attention and notoriety to maintain freedom of action and future options.
  • 📝 Plan ahead: Consider the consequences and prepare for a quick escape after using your powers, especially in public.
  • 👚 Dress appropriately: Choose clothing that boosts confidence without the need for an extravagant superhero costume.
  • 🎯 Decide who lives and who dies: Target individuals who you believe deserve to be punished, rather than random victims.
  • 🎉 Have fun: Embrace the power and enjoy the creative possibilities it offers, without being bound by traditional morality.
  • 🤔 Consider the aftermath: Killing large numbers of people can lead to a significant cleanup effort and potential witnesses.
  • 🏃 Know your exits: Always be aware of escape routes in case of a public display of your powers.
  • 💡 Be creative: Use your powers and everyday objects in innovative ways to maximize the impact.
  • 📱 Gather information: If you plan to kill witnesses later, collect their contact details to facilitate this.
  • 👠 Dress for success: High heels and fingerless gloves can add to your persona and practicality in your endeavors.
  • 🧐 Choose your targets wisely: Focus on individuals who you feel have wronged you or society to add a sense of purpose to your actions.

Q & A

  • What is the main theme of the video 'Superpowers 101'?

    -The main theme of the video is a satirical take on how to use superpowers without breaking the bank, with a focus on the basic steps to becoming a 'killing machine', which is presented in a humorous and exaggerated manner.

  • What is Jessica Porter's stance on getting famous quickly after discovering superpowers?

    -Jessica Porter advises against getting famous quickly, as it can lead to unwanted attention from authorities and limit future options.

  • What is the second rule that Jessica Porter suggests for someone with superpowers?

    -The second rule is to plan ahead, which includes considering the consequences of one's actions and making sure to have an escape plan when using superpowers in public.

  • How does Jessica Porter recommend dressing when using superpowers?

    -She suggests dressing in a way that instills confidence, with clothing that is form-fitting but not too tight, and wearing high heels to give a 'sexy and somewhat evil stride'. She also recommends fingerless gloves to keep hands clean.

  • What does Jessica Porter say about deciding who lives and who dies?

    -She humorously states that with superpowers, the decision of who lives or dies is in the hands of the individual, emphasizing that no one is beyond their reach.

  • What is the fifth and final rule that Jessica Porter presents?

    -The fifth rule is to have fun, suggesting that with great power comes the freedom to do whatever one wants, including creative and sadistic acts.

  • What is the tone of the video script?

    -The tone of the video script is darkly humorous and satirical, using exaggerated scenarios to mock the concept of superpowers and their use.

  • What does Jessica Porter imply about the consequences of killing a large number of people?

    -She implies that killing a large number of people can be fun but also leads to a significant cleanup effort, which could detract from the time spent on other activities.

  • Why does Jessica Porter emphasize not getting caught?

    -She emphasizes not getting caught to allow for the evolution of one's powers at their own pace and to avoid the complications that come with notoriety.

  • What is the importance of knowing the exits in a crowded location according to the script?

    -Knowing the exits is important for making an easy escape after using superpowers in a public place, especially if there are many witnesses.

  • How does Jessica Porter view the use of social media in the context of superpowers?

    -She views social media as a tool for psychological warfare, suggesting that one could defame their victims on platforms like Twitter before killing them.

  • What is the purpose of the 'Superpowers 101' series?

    -The purpose of the series is to humorously and satirically educate viewers on how to handle newfound superpowers, with a focus on the basic steps and rules for using these powers.

Outlines

00:00

😀 Introduction to Superpowers 101

Jessica Porter introduces the first episode of Superpowers 101, a guide for individuals discovering their superpowers. She emphasizes the importance of not getting caught, planning ahead, dressing appropriately, deciding who lives or dies, and most importantly, having fun. The episode is aimed at beginners and provides five simple rules to help them navigate their newfound abilities without drawing unwanted attention or limiting their future options.

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😈 Advanced Superpower Usage: Killing with Strategy

The second paragraph delves into the darker side of having superpowers, focusing on the act of killing. Jessica discusses the ease of killing with superpowers and the importance of planning to avoid messy aftermaths. She advises on how to handle witnesses, whether to kill them immediately or later, and the importance of gathering their contact information for future encounters. The paragraph also touches on the aesthetic aspects of being a super-powered killer, suggesting attire that is both fashionable and functional for the task at hand.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Superpowers

Superpowers refer to extraordinary abilities beyond those of ordinary people. In the video, they are the central focus, with the host, Jessica, providing guidance on how to utilize these powers. The theme of the video is built around the concept of superpowers, which are portrayed in a dark and twisted manner, emphasizing their potential for misuse.

💡Killing Machine

A 'killing machine' is a term used to describe someone or something that is highly efficient at causing death or destruction. In the context of the video, it is used metaphorically to label someone with superpowers who is advised to use them for violent and destructive purposes, which is a central theme of the video's dark and disturbing narrative.

💡Don't Get Caught

This phrase is one of the five rules mentioned in the video, emphasizing the importance of discretion when using superpowers for harmful activities. It suggests that maintaining anonymity is crucial to avoid law enforcement and other consequences, which is a significant part of the unethical advice given in the video.

💡Plan Ahead

Plan ahead is another of the five rules, which advises viewers to strategize before using their superpowers to kill, in order to minimize complications and maximize efficiency. This rule is part of the video's overarching message that promotes a calculated and methodical approach to violence.

💡Dress Appropriately

This rule focuses on the presentation and image one should maintain when possessing superpowers. It suggests a superficial concern for appearance while engaging in violent acts, highlighting the video's twisted take on the concept of 'superheroism' and the importance of style over substance in the context of the message.

💡Decide Who Lives and Who Dies

This rule implies that those with superpowers have the power of life and death over others. It is a dark concept central to the video's theme, suggesting a form of vigilantism or arbitrariness in deciding the fate of others, which is a key element of the unethical guidance provided.

💡Have Fun

The final rule encourages viewers to enjoy their superpowers, regardless of the destructive or harmful actions they may lead to. It reflects a callous disregard for the consequences of one's actions and is indicative of the video's overall promotion of power without responsibility.

💡Sociopathic

Sociopathic behavior is characterized by a disregard for the rights of others and a lack of empathy. The video uses this term to describe the ideal attitude for someone with superpowers, which is a key part of the video's dark and unethical message, promoting a self-centered and harmful worldview.

💡Power

Power, in the context of the video, is associated with superpowers and the ability to control or influence others. It is a central theme, with the video suggesting that power should be used for personal enjoyment and without moral constraints, which is a critical element of the video's message.

💡Evolving at Your Own Pace

This phrase is used to suggest that individuals with superpowers should develop their skills and use of these powers gradually. It is part of the advice given to avoid drawing unwanted attention, which ties into the video's theme of using superpowers for personal gain while remaining undetected.

💡Creative

Creativity, in the context of the video, is perversely encouraged as a means to devise novel and inventive ways to kill or torture. It is used to promote a dark and twisted form of ingenuity, which is a part of the video's overall endorsement of violence and destruction.

Highlights

Welcome to the first episode of Superpowers 101, where you'll learn how to maximize your superpowers on a budget

Today's lesson covers the basic steps to becoming an ultimate killing machine as a beginner with superpowers

When you first realize you have superpowers, take a step back and remember these 5 simple rules

Rule #1: Don't get caught - avoid becoming famous right away to keep your options open

Rule #2: Plan ahead - think through your actions before killing to avoid messy cleanups

Rule #3: Dress appropriately - wear clothes that instill confidence and avoid impractical costumes

High heels give you a sexy, somewhat evil stride and make your legs look longer

Fingerless gloves are fashionable and keep your hands clean from blood and bodily fluids

Rule #4: You decide who lives and who dies - target people who truly deserve it

Killing random strangers can be fun, but it's more satisfying to kill those who truly deserve it

Rule #5: Have fun - with great power comes the freedom to do whatever you want

Get creative with how you kill and torture your victims - use everyday objects or play mind games

These 5 basic rules provide a solid foundation for your future as a super-powered killing machine

Tune in next time for essential techniques on destroying your victims both mentally and physically

Leave questions, comments, or ideas for future tutorials in the comment box below

Follow Jessica on social media for more tips on getting the most out of your superpowers

Knowledge is power and power is fun - subscribe for more lessons on enjoying your newfound abilities

Transcripts

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hello everybody my name is Jessica

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Porter and welcome to the first episode

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of superpowers 101 where I'll be showing

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you how to get the most out of your

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superpowers without breaking the bank

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today we will be covering the basic

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steps on your journey to becoming the

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ultimate killing machine so if you're

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ready to truly start enjoying your

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newfound superpowers you've come to the

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right place the skill level of today's

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lesson is beginner once you realize that

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you have superpowers you will

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undoubtedly be overwhelmed by all the

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possibilities in front of you should be

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good will I be evil should I just start

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killing people right away should I focus

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on getting rich this is the point where

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you're gonna want to take a step back

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and remember these five simple rules

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rule number one don't get caught I'll be

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the first to admit but I didn't follow

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this rule in the beginning I remember

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thinking things like go ahead call the

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police I'll kill them too

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or I don't care how many witnesses I

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leave behind I want everybody to know

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about me I cannot stress this enough you

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do not want to be famous

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please not right away once everybody

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knows about you you'll be dealing with

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police FBI SWAT teams military sure you

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get to kill scores of people put your

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future options they're gonna be severely

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limited you'll have to start thinking

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about a name a costume and agenda

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catchphrases you get my point

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chop me when I tell you you're better

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off evolving at your own pace so don't

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get caught

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rule number 2

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plan ahead one of the first things

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you'll notice when you have superpowers

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is how unbelievably easy it is to kill

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people there was this one time when I

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killed 314 people in six minutes now for

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as much fun as that was and it was fun I

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spent weeks cleaning up the mess

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Palestine I could have spent killing you

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torturing more people so what'd you do

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decide to kill somebody take a few

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moments to think about what you're doing

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so if you decide to kill someone in a

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crowded location always make sure to

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know where the exits are that way you

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can make an easy escape if there's going

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to be a lot of witnesses it goes without

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saying you're gonna have to tell them to

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decide ahead of time if you're gonna go

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ahead and kill them all in the scene or

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wait til a later date and then kill them

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all individually if you decide to kill

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them later

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make sure you gather all the relevant

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contact information from every witness

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so it's easy to find them when the time

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comes

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names addresses phone numbers emails you

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may even want a friend of on Facebook

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just remember a well-prepared killing

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machine is a happy killing machine rule

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number three dress appropriately

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seeing as how superpowers are only ever

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granted to attractive women this rule

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should come naturally you don't have to

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put together some ridiculous costume or

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anything stupid like that

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just remember to wear clothes that

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instill confidence in yourself tops

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should always accentuate the twins

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remember super heroines

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I never flat-chested pants should always

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be form-fitting but nuts uncomfortably

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tight baggy pants on the other hand we

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run the risk of getting caught on things

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tights and stockings well they tear much

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too easily and

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should only be more if you plan on

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seducing your victim first always wear

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high heels they not only make your legs

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look longer but high heels automatically

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give you a sexy and somewhat evil stride

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fingerless gloves are a nice touch they

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let your victims know that you mean

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business not only are they fashionable

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but they also keep your adorable little

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hands clean from brains blood and

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various other bodily fluids providing

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your victims with pleasant imagery

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before killing them is a thoughtful

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gesture

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so always dress accordingly rule number

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four you decide who lives and who dies

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there are over seven billion people on

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the planet and the only reason they

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exist is either a use side and let the

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live or be you simply have gotten around

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to killing them yet

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killing random people is always great

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fun there's nothing like hearing your

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anonymous victims say things like why me

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here what did I do to deserve this but

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for as much fun as destroying a stranger

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can be it's always much more satisfying

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when you're killing someone that you've

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decided needs to die that next-door

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neighbor of yours who's nasty adds

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Frankenstein vanity dogs never stop

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Sparky elected officials cause don't

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believe it pot is more dangerous than

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alcohol

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countless actors who started terribly

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written mommy porn movies about sparkly

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vampires even worthless famous for

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nothing brain-dead bearded reality TV

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stars who do nothing but complain about

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stupid [ __ ] talking about you

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Kardashians

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nobody is beyond your reach you're

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thousands of times stronger than anybody

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on the planet so never sell yourself

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short rule number five have fun

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somebody once said with great power

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comes great responsibility

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well I'm here to tell you [ __ ] that

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[ __ ] seriously the world is yours

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now you can do whatever you want

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you can kill whoever you want anything

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you want is yours for the taking

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there are an infinite number of ways to

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kill and torture people so don't be

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afraid to get creative

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you can use everyday household objects

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or cars for skyscrapers remember take

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the time to toy with your victims tell

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them that you're gonna kill their

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families when you're done with them make

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them watch you kill their spouses defame

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your victims on Twitter before killing

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them remember creativity is your friend

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I promise you the following is five

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basic rules will revive you with a solid

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foundation for your future as a

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super-powered sociopathic killing

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machine be sure to tune in next time

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when I'll be discussing the essential

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techniques for destroying your victims

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both mentally and physically

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and if you have any questions comments

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or ideas for future tutorials go ahead

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and leave them in the comment box below

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if you'd like to learn even more about

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getting the most out of your superpowers

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go ahead and visit me on Facebook

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Twitter and Tumblr you can find the

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links in the description below until

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next time I'm Jessica Porter reminding

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you that knowledge is power and power is

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fun thanks for watching please subscribe

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and we'll see you next time

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