RealCare BABY PROJECT: MADELYNE SPENDS 24 HRS WITH BABY!

The JK Today
11 Sept 201826:47

Summary

TLDRIn this engaging video, a new grandmother experiences the joys and challenges of caring for a baby for the first time. From the initial excitement of holding the baby to the sleepless nights and constant care, the script captures the emotional rollercoaster of parenthood. Viewers are taken through the process of learning to read the baby's needs, from feeding and changing diapers to soothing cries, all while dealing with the unexpected and sometimes humorous situations that arise.

Takeaways

  • 👵 The script features a grandmother who is given the opportunity to experience taking care of a baby for 24 hours.
  • 👶 The baby in the script is equipped with sensors that respond to certain actions like holding, which can soothe the baby and stop crying.
  • 🚫 There are restrictions on who can hold the baby, such as the grandmother not being allowed to due to her wet hair from being outside.
  • ⏰ The grandmother is informed that she has until 4 o'clock to prepare for the baby's arrival and the responsibilities that come with it.
  • 📝 The grandmother is given a 'cry log' to record the baby's crying and what the baby wanted, as well as a birth certificate to take care of.
  • 🛌 The baby is described as being on a schedule, with specific times for crying, feeding, and changing diapers, which the grandmother must learn to manage.
  • 👼 The baby is portrayed as being very good and quiet for the most part, but there are concerns about potential crying at night.
  • 🐶 The presence of pets in the house is noted, and there's a humorous moment where one of the dogs leaves a slobber mark on the baby.
  • 🍼 The grandmother and others are seen trying to feed and burp the baby, indicating the routine tasks involved in caring for an infant.
  • 💤 There are discussions about the lack of sleep that comes with having a newborn and the anxiety it can cause, especially when the baby cries at night.
  • 📉 The script ends with the grandmother reflecting on the experience, noting the stress and anxiety but also the joy of taking care of a baby, even if it's just for a short time.

Q & A

  • What is the main event happening in the video?

    -The main event in the video is the introduction of a baby into the participants' environment, and the experience of taking care of the baby for a certain period of time.

  • Why is the grandmother not allowed to hold the baby initially?

    -The grandmother is not allowed to hold the baby initially because her hair is soaking wet with sweat from being outside, which could potentially make the baby uncomfortable or unwell.

  • What is the significance of the sensor on the baby?

    -The sensor on the baby is designed to simulate the baby's needs and reactions, such as crying when it needs care or feeding, and stopping when it feels the reciprocation of love.

  • What is the purpose of the 'cry log' or diary mentioned in the script?

    -The 'cry log' or diary is used to document when the baby cries, what it might have wanted, and how it was cared for, which helps in understanding and meeting the baby's needs.

  • What is the role of the hospital band in the script?

    -The hospital band is a symbolic item that signifies the baby's identity and the responsibility of the caregiver to cut it off, which is a part of the caregiving process.

  • Why does the baby cry when it is turned on?

    -The baby cries when it is turned on as part of the simulation, mimicking a real baby's behavior of crying after being born or when it needs attention.

  • What is the significance of the special bracelet in the script?

    -The special bracelet is a device that allows the wearer to understand the baby's needs and possibly influence its behavior, such as making it cry or not.

  • What is the challenge faced by the participants when the baby is quiet and then starts crying?

    -The challenge is to figure out the reason for the baby's crying and to address its needs, such as changing its diaper, feeding it, or providing comfort.

  • How does the script reflect the experience of having a newborn baby?

    -The script reflects the experience of having a newborn by showing the participants going through the motions of caring for a baby, including feeding, changing diapers, and dealing with sleep deprivation.

  • What is the outcome of the experiment with the baby at the end of the script?

    -The outcome of the experiment is that the participants found the experience to be fun, stressful, and anxiety-ridden, but also a realistic simulation of caring for a baby.

Outlines

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👵 Grandmother's First Encounter with Baby

The script begins with a grandmother's excitement at meeting her new grandchild. She is eager to hold the baby but is told she cannot due to her wet hair. The baby has a sensor that responds to love and care, and the grandmother learns about the baby's needs such as feeding and changing diapers. The script also mentions the importance of documenting the baby's activities and the challenges of caring for a newborn.

05:02

🚗 A Trip to the Store with Baby

The narrative continues with a trip to the store, where the baby's presence is noted but she remains quiet. Upon returning, the baby is turned on, and the caretaker takes her out for some affection. There is a humorous moment with a dog and a slobber mark, and the caretaker expresses hope that the baby will not cry all night. The caretaker also mentions the baby's name, Alyssa, and the need to protect the baby from the dog.

10:05

👶 Newborn Care and Challenges

This paragraph details the challenges of caring for a newborn, including the baby's crying and the caretaker's attempts to soothe her. The caretaker discusses the baby's needs, such as changing diapers and feeding, and the importance of burping the baby. There is also mention of the caretaker's exhaustion and the baby's crying schedule, which is predicted to be every two hours.

15:06

🍼 Feeding and Diaper Changes

The script focuses on the baby's feeding and diaper changing routine. The caretaker notes the baby's lack of crying after being fed and changed, and there is a discussion about the baby's weight and the need for head support. The caretaker also contemplates swaddling the baby and the importance of scanning the baby's diaper for issues.

20:08

🌙 Nighttime Baby Care

The narrative shifts to nighttime care, where the caretaker anticipates the baby waking up frequently. The baby's crying is described as stressful, and the caretaker's anxiety is evident. The caretaker discusses the baby's sleeping arrangements and the potential for the baby to wake up due to hunger or a wet diaper. The caretaker also mentions the importance of burping the baby after feeding.

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🛌 Sleepless Nights and Morning Reflections

The script concludes with the caretaker's reflections on the sleepless night and the baby's activities. The caretaker notes the baby waking up in the middle of the night for a diaper change and a feeding. There is a humorous moment about the baby's head support falling off while the caretaker was writing. The caretaker expresses relief that the experiment is over and hopes for a good grade for Madeleine, reflecting on the reality of having a baby and the associated stress.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Grandmother

The term 'grandmother' refers to the mother of one's parent. In the context of the video, it is used to humorously describe the experience of taking care of a baby, as the speaker playfully adopts the role of a grandmother for 24 hours. The script mentions, 'guess what I'm a grandmother, for 24 hours I'm a grandmother right,' indicating a temporary and pretend role in caring for the baby.

💡Diaper

A 'diaper' is an absorbent garment worn by babies to contain their waste. The video's theme revolves around baby care, and the term 'diaper' is repeatedly mentioned as a central part of the caregiving process. For example, the script states, 'oh baby's crying we gotta change the diaper again,' showing the frequent necessity of diaper changes in caring for an infant.

💡Cry

'Cry' is a term used to describe the sound a baby makes to communicate needs or discomfort. The script uses this keyword to illustrate the challenges of understanding and responding to a baby's needs, as in 'she's gonna cry, oh my God how was your prize it's probably gonna be so annoying.' It also shows the emotional impact on the caregivers.

💡Baby Care

The concept of 'baby care' encompasses all activities involved in looking after an infant's well-being. The video script is filled with instances of baby care, such as changing diapers, feeding, and comforting the baby. The phrase 'you have to cut it off, and you're the only person that's been in class that knows how to care for it' highlights the importance of proper baby care knowledge.

💡Crying Log

A 'crying log' is a record of when and why a baby cries. In the script, it is mentioned as a tool for tracking the baby's behavior: 'I have her cry log, or the diary oh you have to write it, whenever she cries.' This helps caregivers understand patterns and respond appropriately to the baby's needs.

💡Feeding

'Feeding' refers to the act of providing nutrition, typically via a bottle for babies. The script discusses the importance of feeding in the context of baby care: 'so then eight ten, what are you gonna do in the middle of, the night without me, I don't know, I mean it really has like little baby voices it's so sweet and then I wonder, if I should have burnt brunette yes, that's what I was gonna say I was like, after you so she won't cry like go ahead, and try I don't know maybe you don't, have to but you should always try to, burp a baby right after they eat.'

💡Burp

To 'burp' a baby is to help release any trapped air they may have swallowed during feeding, which can cause discomfort. The script touches on this practice: 'please, tell me mama what we're doing what's, this baby doing in here I'm getting a, little anxious okay, FYI two minutes later this baby is still, eating news flash she's definitely gonna, wake up in the middle of the night with, a wet diaper I had to switch arms like, bottle hands yeah, this baby is going to town I'm telling, you it's been it's been almost 10, minutes she gonna have poop and pee, what if they really did pee and poop, Hey by the time you get there and you, have family living they probably will, have a pee and poop system where you, have to like wipe them and everything, yeah get ready bro hey just be glad like, her eyes don't open and close, that might get a little too much yeah, okay it's been 14 minutes, girl I'm telling you you don't have a, big old dookie to change, at least this is a comfortable position, for me I was about to say you do look, pretty comfy are you done yet baby, foreign, wow, what does that mean why do you have to, scan it it's just what you do like when, you're done with a certain thing yeah or, no one is she starts crying again like, why is she I think she's just kind of, settling herself I don't think she's, really fussing no but she made like I, had to scanner it's like a diaper again, so she should be happy if she you can't, stand anything right no that means, there's there's something wrong and I, have to like care for her yeah she can, still make cooing noises, oh that was a bird, so she weighs like seven pounds, she knows she weighs eight pounds okay, what are you saying, oh my goodness, can you hold her grandma Kiki to the, rescue, she doesn't like me as much as she likes, you, oh my God, she's like cooing I think she's sleeping, do you think, that's what she but wanted to it's a, scanner, maybe she's not cooking told you, should I try to swaddle her, I know how to swaddle her, she never told us what sleeping sounds, like, I think she's fussing, head support I got her, she stopped, I think she's maybe sleeping I'm just, gonna put her in her Park too if she, starts crying again it's not my fault, if I get an abuse online thing then it's, your fault, because you're telling me she's sleeping, but clearly she's not sleeping because, she's not quiet, you're waking her up, clearly I am, okay night night go night night night, night we like rockers are you helping me, and the baby tonight too, and you got a kitty to help you uh-huh, and there's baby she's gonna sleep since, like what eight or eight thirty but it's, only, 9 50. you got about another 45 minutes, probably, so right about the time you get to sleep, yep she gonna wake you up, Story of My Life from so, she's not sleeping in her room and I was, like Madeline, she's it's just gonna be better if I, sleep down here and have the baby down, here and I'm like why is that because, I'm right behind those doors back there, and I'll hear the baby and when you, don't get up then I'll be like oh my, gosh Madeline, that's totally the reason, that's totally the method behind your, Madness she said it can't be on your bed, and, like I would like for it to be on my bed, so I could hear it better than on the, floor so that's it doesn't this kind of, like I mean you're closer probably in, here then you would be in your bed, though like I can't like roll over, like or else I'd fall off the couch, um, well all I know is I'm gonna blow a bull, horn and be like, baby you should have gotten on this, Airborne I should have air horned, bullhorn whatever it's called all right, so we'll let you know how the night goes, in the morning we're not the good duo in, the middle of the night we don't wake up, happy but um yeah it is almost 10, o'clock so it's way past my bedtime, I'm hitting the hay she's hitting the, hay and we'll give you a scoop in the, morning before we close out so stay, tuned, rise and shine, this one just woke you up though at what, time, 5 50 I mean 540. the first time was five, 30. six five thirty six she needed a, diaper and then she got quiet you put, her back in there and about right about, the time you got comfortable and to go, back to sleep, she said and she needed to eat, didn't she, yep that's what babies do but she did, pretty good she only got up one time in, the middle of the night she got up at, one, 30., she had to put 1 30. and she did the, same thing she needed a diaper she got, quiet and then, she needed to eat yeah, yeah you had to feed her in the middle, of the night um oh yeah see that's when, you're asleep deprived you don't even, remember, all right we're getting on that we're, gonna function today I know, Get on Up Get Ready look she's just, breathing away over here, you look cold without your blanket all, right hop on that so did you hear the, baby last night, you did not no, it's woke up at like 1 15 and 5 20, something like that so oh I tell you, what Jay was like I am so glad those, days are over because it's rough I, forget like the anxiety that runs, through your body when your baby starts, crying in the middle of the night and, like wakes you up from

Highlights

New grandmother experiences the joy and challenges of taking care of a baby.

The importance of not holding a baby with wet hair due to hygiene concerns.

The anticipation of the baby's arrival and the countdown until she can be held.

Learning about the baby's sensor technology that responds to care and love.

The necessity of keeping a log of the baby's crying and needs.

The baby's unique features, including spots for sensor attachments.

The process of naming the baby Alyssa within the given time limit.

The baby's response to being held in a certain way to stop crying.

The responsibilities of changing diapers and feeding the baby.

The use of a sensor-equipped bottle to simulate feeding without actual milk.

The experience of taking the baby for a car ride and the precautions taken.

The baby's quiet demeanor and the speculation about her being a quiet baby.

The anxiety and nervousness experienced when the baby cries for the first time.

The baby's crying patterns and the prediction of her crying again after a certain time.

The struggle of not being able to sleep through the night due to the baby's needs.

The baby's crying in the middle of the night and the parents' reactions.

The baby's ability to settle herself and the speculation about her sleeping.

The morning after with reflections on the night's events and the baby's behavior.

Transcripts

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oh my goodness look who just came in the

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door

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oh and look who's here it's a baby

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guess what I'm a grandmother

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for 24 hours I'm a grandmother right oh

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can I hold her no why because you're not

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allowed to oh she can't hold her your

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hair is soaking wet it's sweat why it's

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on outside in the bus oh my goodness

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because Miss Robert said you're not

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allowed to she's so cute

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so look is she on not yet until four

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o'clock oh you have until four what time

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is it 3 50 what 350 got 10 minutes girl

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enjoy the peace because your world's

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about to get rocked when it's night time

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that she go to sleep

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she'll cry

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oh my God how was your prize it's

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probably gonna be so annoying what's her

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name I don't know yet well you got 10

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minutes to name her Alyssa Alyssa that's

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cute so that's the um sensor thingy and

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then she has one too the baby has one

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too the baby's like there's like spots

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like right here like right there and

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then like right there on your back too

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but what does that do oh it makes the

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baby like she doesn't like she's gonna

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care for she feels the reciprocation of

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love like when you hold her like so

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she'll stop crying whenever she'll like

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if she's crying and I have to I would

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have to like do that I'm gonna have to

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like figure out what she wants uh so do

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you have to like change your diaper yeah

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feed her yeah

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a bottle oh

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and then

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is it what do you feed her like what do

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you oh you just hold the bottle up like

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middle fair you just hold them is that a

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sensor Oh see it doesn't have to have

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anything in it so it just it has a

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sensor on the end

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a blanket

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we learned how to Spotlight too cool and

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then her diaper

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is that an extra one yeah she's wearing

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the green one now

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okay cool

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then I have her cry log

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or the diary oh you have to write it

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whenever she cries oh my goodness

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and what she wanted and then I have her

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birth certificate

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I'm just giving it to you because I I

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can't you can't because you can't no

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hospital band yeah you have to cut it

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off

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and you're the only person that's been

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in class that knows how to care for it

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so

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all right so we turned the baby on at

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four and Mama duties begin and um

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grandma can't help that much now you

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know

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get no sleep tonight

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um

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lovely she's just a little doll face

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look at her family

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um all right so any minute now this baby

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can come on okay

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Grandma Kiki in the house

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but you have to be quiet because it

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sounds kind of quiet whatever we don't

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want to scare her when she comes on so

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she can't hear or see so she's blonde

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and deaf oh gracious

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she should be on any minute now she's

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gonna come on and start crying yeah

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that's what you said yeah

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because when babies like come out of

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their stomach oh yeah they cry they cry

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this is not the first time we played but

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there's nobody played with the like

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class too oh you have so you're not like

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totally you kind of know what to expect

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maybe she's a quiet baby oh there she

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went I just heard it

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okay well

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we'll keep you posted baby's sleeping

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now that's four o'clock so she can come

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on at any minute

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ah you're gonna help her

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but you don't have the special bracelet

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so you don't know if you can make her

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cry

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no she can't take it off the teacher

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knows when she takes it off but that

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would be sweet

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all right well we're gonna venture to

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the store

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and just in case she decides to come on

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we have to take her with us right

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pumpkin doodle

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[Laughter]

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okay baby you ready to go

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time to go for a car ride yo mama

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sitting up front

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okay okay we made it back from

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um the store and the baby turned on yeah

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she went

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and that's all she did though she hasn't

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cried yet take her out and love on her

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for a minute she's a really good baby so

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far oh you see the baby

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Boosie the baby

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don't hurt the baby so key look at the

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big old slobber mark

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what

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just poked her out I did wow oh I need

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to take this down

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[Music]

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okay

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[Music]

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foreign

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[Music]

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[Music]

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here Madeline I know that was your baby

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no no no no no no

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this is the best baby ever I hope I

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haven't like jinxed it so it's gonna cry

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all night

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yeah found that wood

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oh Smokey's likes the baby

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oh wait take your hand off him oh

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the baby that's so sweet

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yeah you can't protect your baby won't

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you

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better make sure he doesn't lay on them

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lay on her all night long that's what

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I'm afraid of

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look at that that's so sweet

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oh no pick her up pick it up

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no pick her up

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she wanted to get bed

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oh

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she sounds like a real baby Grandma

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Kelly

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she doesn't want that but Emily's got

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the dogs back there

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do you rocker

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don't put it on the hard floor

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that's maybe too hard

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oh I told you what she started she's not

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gonna stop she's the only thing do you

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have to like and I've already done the

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sensor too was the sensor name

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[Applause]

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oh

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hey

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is she wet

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how do you know what she wants you don't

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know she's a real baby

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I mean it's hard because like with a

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real baby you can feel she oh she's wet

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or you can feel like oh she's stinks I

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don't need to change her diaper yeah

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oh baby

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Mama's trying

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[Applause]

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sorry YouTube

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now what do we name her

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um

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that really sounds like a real baby

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crying doesn't it

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I don't know what

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well I don't know what she wants hi Ma

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let Kiki try it

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[Music]

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her neck

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[Applause]

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oh Kiki's got it oh baby I'm not doing

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this in the middle

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no no no years of experience there it is

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you gotta do little baby movements like

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this they like to feel like they're back

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in their mama's belly

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um

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no said I'm trying to eat dinner I don't

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have time for this baby thing oh see and

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she likes to be

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lessons from a pro okay

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you don't want her head support to go

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off oh yeah that'll that'll be bad

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all right good job

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good job baby all right so look here's

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what a mama looks like after three hours

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after having a newborn

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maybe so the baby after I got the baby

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quiet and then I handed it to Madeline

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it started crying again we could not

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make it be quiet I tried to hold it Jay

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tried to hold it and then because we

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just tried to change his diaper and

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that's not what it wanted to Mel was

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like I'm just gonna try to change the

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diaper again

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so she changed the diaper and then he

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was she was quiet and she started making

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a couple little coups

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he has four little coups about 10-15

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minutes apart or like maybe even a

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little bit longer because her last um

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little cry was what like at six we said

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and it's seven o'clock right now we will

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see she's hanging out with a fam right

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now she's being a good girl but we think

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after this one more coup whenever she

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has number four coup then she's going to

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start crying again and I bet this time

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melon what do you think he thinks she's

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gonna be hungry yeah she's gonna want to

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eat and then the time after that rock

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and then change I mean then burp I told

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her I was like if that baby stays on

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this kind of schedule then you're gonna

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be up every two hours tonight with this

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baby

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she's like I think I might better go

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into bed I'm like I think you better

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Madeline might be like I'm just gonna

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I'll just sleep right here what that's

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what I told him I was like now and what

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happens if you don't hear the baby

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crying and she was like I don't know I'm

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like

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what's gonna be your grade probably I

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mean are they gonna she's gonna deduct

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from your grade yeah yeah

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well it's like it's not my fault on the

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head of your sleeper well is that what

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you're gonna tell your kid and when your

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kids in the middle of the night waking

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up you can't have that kind of attitude

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I bet you anything though you're gonna

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be on your toes because she already said

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like when the baby cried it kind of made

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her anxious and a little nervous I'm

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like shaking like it gave me anxiety

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yeah you'll hear you'll hear the baby

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because you you've gone into you've like

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switched into mom mode and trust me like

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once you have a kid you never sleep

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through anything anymore am I right

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seriously you don't we'll see how

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tonight goes

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you might want to go on and go to sleep

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right now right here all right baby oh

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baby's crying we gotta change the diaper

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again what diaper the diaper the kids

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got diarrhea or something like that's

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the only thing that makes this baby be

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happy is a diaper

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but we made it to eight o'clock see I

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told you every two hours

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I'm not putting his pants back on like

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it can live without his pants if it

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wants his diaper every single time they

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can live without pants I mean she hasn't

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eaten

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burped

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like rocked and

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diaper is the only thing it wants all

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right so right in your log 805. hey all

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you want is a diaper can't you do

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something else besides want a diaper

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well look at least so far you know that

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if it cries in the middle of the night

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change his diaper

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right what time did it start well like

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that was only like a 30 second crack it

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really was like 804 yeah just say 804

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so what we got

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diaper and diaper you're a hot mess

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friend these dogs they have stayed next

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to my children

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um all weekend is Ada still in your room

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on your bed oh that's hilarious and then

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there you are

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cutie pie

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are you laughing

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are you finally hungry

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I was gonna say baby girl you've been

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wetting your diaper more than you've

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been eating we hadn't had to feed too

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hot at all yet what time um it's 8 10.

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hold on well she's not really crying

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oh good finally

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oh you can't hold his bottle up you

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don't want her to get any air I mean I

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know nothing's really coming out but you

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know like Emma's my baby oh Emma's

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you're a baby she's not crying though

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oh good girl I used to leaner back some

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to feed her it doesn't really matter

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see how great I guess so girlfriend

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we hadn't eaten in three hours okay so

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then eight ten

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what are you gonna do in the middle of

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the night without me

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I don't know

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I mean it really has like little baby

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voices it's so sweet and then I wonder

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if I should have burnt brunette yes

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that's what I was gonna say I was like

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after you so she won't cry like go ahead

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and try I don't know maybe you don't

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have to but you should always try to

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burp a baby right after they eat please

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tell me mama what we're doing what's

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this baby doing in here I'm getting a

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little anxious okay

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FYI two minutes later this baby is still

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eating news flash she's definitely gonna

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wake up in the middle of the night with

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a wet diaper I had to switch arms like

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bottle hands yeah

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this baby is going to town I'm telling

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you it's been it's been almost 10

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minutes she gonna have poop and pee

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what if they really did pee and poop

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Hey by the time you get there and you

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have family living they probably will

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have a pee and poop system where you

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have to like wipe them and everything

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yeah get ready bro hey just be glad like

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her eyes don't open and close

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that might get a little too much yeah

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okay it's been 14 minutes

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girl I'm telling you you don't have a

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big old dookie to change

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at least this is a comfortable position

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for me I was about to say you do look

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pretty comfy are you done yet baby

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foreign

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wow

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what does that mean why do you have to

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scan it it's just what you do like when

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you're done with a certain thing yeah or

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no one is she starts crying again like

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why is she I think she's just kind of

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settling herself I don't think she's

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really fussing no but she made like I

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had to scanner it's like a diaper again

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so she should be happy if she you can't

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stand anything right no that means

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there's there's something wrong and I

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have to like care for her yeah she can

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still make cooing noises

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oh that was a bird

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so she weighs like seven pounds

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she knows she weighs eight pounds okay

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what are you saying

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oh my goodness

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can you hold her grandma Kiki to the

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rescue

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she doesn't like me as much as she likes

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you

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oh my God

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she's like cooing I think she's sleeping

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do you think

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that's what she but wanted to it's a

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scanner

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maybe she's not cooking told you

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should I try to swaddle her

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I know how to swaddle her

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she never told us what sleeping sounds

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like

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I think she's fussing

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head support I got her

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she stopped

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I think she's maybe sleeping I'm just

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gonna put her in her Park too if she

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starts crying again it's not my fault

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if I get an abuse online thing then it's

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your fault

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because you're telling me she's sleeping

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but clearly she's not sleeping because

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she's not quiet

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you're waking her up

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clearly I am

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okay night night go night night night

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night we like rockers are you helping me

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and the baby tonight too

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and you got a kitty to help you uh-huh

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and there's baby she's gonna sleep since

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like what eight or eight thirty but it's

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only

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9 50. you got about another 45 minutes

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probably

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so right about the time you get to sleep

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yep she gonna wake you up

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Story of My Life from so

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she's not sleeping in her room and I was

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like Madeline

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she's it's just gonna be better if I

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sleep down here and have the baby down

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here and I'm like why is that because

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I'm right behind those doors back there

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and I'll hear the baby and when you

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don't get up then I'll be like oh my

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gosh Madeline

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that's totally the reason

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that's totally the method behind your

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Madness she said it can't be on your bed

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and

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like I would like for it to be on my bed

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so I could hear it better than on the

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floor so that's it doesn't this kind of

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like I mean you're closer probably in

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here then you would be in your bed

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though like I can't like roll over

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like or else I'd fall off the couch

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um

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well all I know is I'm gonna blow a bull

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horn and be like

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baby you should have gotten on this

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Airborne I should have air horned

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bullhorn whatever it's called all right

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so we'll let you know how the night goes

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in the morning we're not the good duo in

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the middle of the night we don't wake up

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happy but um yeah it is almost 10

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o'clock so it's way past my bedtime

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I'm hitting the hay she's hitting the

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hay and we'll give you a scoop in the

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morning before we close out so stay

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tuned

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rise and shine

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this one just woke you up though at what

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time

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5 50 I mean 540. the first time was five

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30. six five thirty six she needed a

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diaper and then she got quiet you put

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her back in there and about right about

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the time you got comfortable and to go

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back to sleep

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she said and she needed to eat

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didn't she

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yep that's what babies do but she did

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pretty good she only got up one time in

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the middle of the night she got up at

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one

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30.

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she had to put 1 30. and she did the

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same thing she needed a diaper she got

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quiet and then

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she needed to eat yeah

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yeah you had to feed her in the middle

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of the night um oh yeah see that's when

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you're asleep deprived you don't even

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remember

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all right we're getting on that we're

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gonna function today I know

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Get on Up Get Ready look she's just

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breathing away over here

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you look cold without your blanket all

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right hop on that so did you hear the

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baby last night

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you did not no

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it's woke up at like 1 15 and 5 20

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something like that so oh I tell you

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what Jay was like I am so glad those

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days are over because it's rough I

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forget like the anxiety that runs

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through your body when your baby starts

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crying in the middle of the night and

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like wakes you up from a dead sleep and

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you're like oh what do I do what do I do

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it's that like

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not panic mode but just that like it's

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like oh my heart's racing I brought back

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all the memories but when my kids were

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little however this baby

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um did really good she only got up that

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at one something and then at five

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something

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my babies would get up like every two

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hours like until they were one this was

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a breeze compared to

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real life in my house back in the day

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who knows

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um hopefully Madeleine will get a good

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grade on this I think she did pretty

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good this morning though that um head

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support did go off because she was

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trying to write she had the baby in her

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lap and she was trying to write her

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information down on her piece of paper

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and all of a sudden you hear this when

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oh no

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so hopefully

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um hopefully that won't be too bad

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against her but we will see the baby was

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crying last night and it was really

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annoying because I had to get up with

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her and that was not fun but I am glad

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it is over now this this is like a

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really cool experiment because like it

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was like basically like having like a

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really like a real baby real baby yeah

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yeah

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so

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it was fun it was stressful it was

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anxiety ridden but it's real life for

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the baby so on that note guys we hope

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you have a great day and we will see you

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tomorrow JK out

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