Things You SHOULDN'T BUY From AMAZON! (EXTENDED VERSION!)

Summary

In this humorous and chaotic video, the host explores a variety of bizarre products purchased from Amazon, ranging from a self-arming chair to edible items that induce strange sensations. The script is filled with comedic banter and reactions as the host and his friend experiment with each item, leading to unexpected outcomes, including a failed tandem bike ride and a room-filling odor from a prank product. The video showcases the duo's dynamic, highlighting the entertaining unpredictability of their experiences.

Takeaways

• 🎥 The script appears to be a transcript from a humorous and chaotic video involving two individuals trying out various products found on Amazon.
• 🛒 The video features a range of unusual and sometimes impractical items purchased from Amazon, including a self-made bread maker and a tandem bike.
• 🤣 There's a strong emphasis on comedy and absurdity, with the characters engaging in playful banter and reacting to the bizarre nature of the products.
• 🍞 A bread maker is used to create bread, which is presented as a satisfying and self-sustaining activity, adding a touch of domesticity to the video.
• 🚴‍♂️ A tandem bike is introduced as a potential mode of transportation, but it quickly leads to a humorous failure and a moment of physical comedy.
• 🍲 The characters attempt to eat Meals Ready to Eat (MREs), which are typically associated with military rations, adding an element of survival and adventure to the video.
• 🎁 Gifts are exchanged between the characters, including golf clubs and a surprise that leads to a humorous and unexpected reaction.
• 🤖 A robot named Astro is introduced, which can patrol the house and act as an alarm system, showcasing a blend of technology and home security.
• 🌌 The video includes a segment with 'Buzz buttons', edible flowers that numb the mouth, leading to a strange and uncomfortable experience for the characters.
• 🏥 A police body camera is used to record interactions, adding a layer of accountability and a hint of law enforcement to the video's narrative.
• 💥 The characters engage with a product that releases a foul smell, causing a strong reaction and a desperate need for escape, highlighting the extreme nature of some products.

Q & A

What was the first item mentioned in the script that was bought on Amazon?

The first item mentioned was a new camera, which was said to be doing the same thing as the old camera.

What unusual items were found and discussed in the video?

The script mentions a variety of unusual items including a closet door, a staff that can be used as a wheelchair, a bread maker, edible flowers that numb the mouth, and a tandem bike.

What happened to the camera during the video?

The camera was mentioned to have fallen at least once, and there was a hope expressed that it would fall again.

Why did the person in the script feel the need to arm themselves?

The person felt the need to arm themselves as a reaction to the other person's actions with the flare, indicating a playful or mock threat.

What is the purpose of the 'Astro' robot mentioned in the script?

The Astro robot is a watchbot that patrols the house, can be sent to specific rooms, and acts as an alarm system by detecting unknown movements or potential hazards.

What did the person in the script claim to make using the bread maker?

The person claimed to have made bread using the bread maker, even stating that it was warm and edible.

What kind of food did the script mention that is typically associated with the military?

The script mentioned 'Meals Ready to Eat' (MREs), which are commonly associated with military rations.

What was the reaction to the 'Buzz buttons' edible flowers?

The reaction to the 'Buzz buttons' was that they caused the person's mouth to go numb and produced a strong, unpleasant sensation.

What happened with the tandem bike in the script?

The tandem bike fell apart unexpectedly, with one person ending up on the ground after the bike broke.

What was the final item mentioned in the script that could be purchased on Amazon?

The final item mentioned was a police body camera, which the person was wearing and recording with.

Outlines

00:00

😄 Hilarious Misadventures with New Camera

In this paragraph, the speaker is experimenting with a new camera, comparing it to the old one, and engaging in playful banter with a friend. They discuss buying unusual items from Amazon, including a closet door and a magic trick staff that malfunctions. The dialogue is filled with humor, confusion, and a sense of camaraderie as they navigate through the challenges of using the new camera and the odd items they've purchased.

05:02

🤔 Struggles with Power Mode and Uncomfortable Chair

The speaker and their friend encounter issues with a wheelchair that seems to malfunction, leading to a series of comical mishaps. They discuss the concept of 'power mode' and the impracticality of the chair on different surfaces, particularly carpet. The conversation includes light-hearted teasing and a sense of frustration with the situation, all while maintaining a humorous tone.

10:03

🎉 Exciting Escapades with a Flare and a Golf Course

This paragraph describes a series of events where the speaker and their friend are dealing with a flare that they light, creating a dramatic scene, followed by a discussion about a home golf course. They exchange playful jabs and puns related to golf, and the friend receives a Christmas present that includes golf clubs and a set of pants. The mood is light and jovial, with an emphasis on the fun and excitement of their activities.

15:08

😖 Mishaps with a Bread Maker and a Chair Lift

The speaker and their friend have a series of unfortunate events involving a bread maker and a chair lift device. They attempt to make bread, which turns out surprisingly well, but the chair lift malfunctions and causes discomfort. The dialogue includes moments of frustration, confusion, and attempts at humor as they try to make sense of the situation.

20:11

🤮 Disgusting Encounters with Mold and a Stinky Drink

In this paragraph, the speaker and their friend endure a series of disgusting experiences. They taste moldy items and a drink that causes an extreme reaction, leading to a chaotic scene with both of them feeling ill. The dialogue is filled with expressions of disgust, discomfort, and a desperate need to escape the situation.

25:12

😱 Terrifying Experiences with a Security Robot and Police Body Cam

The speaker introduces a security robot named Astro that patrols the house and a police body camera that records their interactions. They playfully accuse each other of wrongdoings and joke about the robot's capabilities. The mood is a mix of amusement and mock fear as they explore the features of the robot and the implications of being recorded.

30:14

😖 Numbing Buzz Buttons and a Tandem Bike Catastrophe

The speaker and their friend experiment with 'Buzz buttons,' edible flowers that numb the mouth, and a tandem bike that leads to a comedic crash. They also discuss meals ready to eat (MREs) and quartz geodes, which they attempt to break open with varying degrees of success. The dialogue is filled with reactions to the numbing sensation, the excitement of the bike ride, and the disappointment of the geode experiment.

Keywords

💡Camera

A camera is a device used for capturing images or recording videos. In the context of this video script, the camera is a central element as the dialogue revolves around filming and recording experiences. It's mentioned in various instances, such as 'the new camera's doing the same thing the old camera did' and 'this is my first rodeo cam,' indicating the use of the camera in documenting the events that unfold.

💡Amazon

Amazon is an e-commerce platform known for selling a wide variety of products. The script frequently mentions Amazon, indicating that many of the items used in the video were purchased from this platform. Phrases like 'you can buy it on Amazon' and 'I got you probably the cutest thing that Amazon sells' highlight the theme of discovering and using diverse products available online.

💡Weirdest Stuff

The term 'weirdest stuff' refers to unusual or peculiar items that are not commonly found or used. The script mentions the purchase of such items from YouTube and Amazon, suggesting that the video's theme involves exploring and interacting with unconventional or bizarre products, as seen in 'what I bought some of the weirdest stuff I could find on YouTube' and 'on Amazon.'

💡Gag Reflex

A gag reflex is an involuntary physical response that occurs when the back of the throat is stimulated, causing a person to retch or choke. In the script, the mention of 'I saw your gag reflex' relates to a moment where one of the characters is exposed to a strong or unpleasant smell, indicating a reaction that is part of the video's humor and experimentation.

💡Bread Maker

A bread maker is a kitchen appliance designed to mix, knead, and bake bread automatically. The script includes a segment where a bread maker is used to create homemade bread, as indicated by 'I made your bread today' and 'it makes the bread, shut it and it does it.' This shows a theme of experimenting with home appliances and the satisfaction of self-sustenance.

💡Tandem Bike

A tandem bike is a bicycle built for two riders, with one person in front and the other behind, both contributing to pedaling. The script mentions 'bought us a tandem bike,' which introduces an activity meant for shared experience and possibly a humorous or challenging situation, given the context of the video's lighthearted and experimental nature.

💡MREs (Meals Ready to Eat)

MREs are self-contained, individual field rations used by military personnel when in the field. The script refers to 'meals ready to eat,' which are characterized as 'elbow macaroni and tomato sauce' and 'beef strips and a savory tomato-based sauce.' This inclusion suggests a theme of survival or preparedness, and the experience of consuming these meals adds to the video's adventurous tone.

💡Watchbot (Astro)

A watchbot, as named 'Astro' in the script, is a type of home automation device that patrols and monitors the home for security purposes. The script describes Astro as a device that 'will patrol your house while you're gone or while you're here' and can be controlled remotely. This introduces a theme of technology and its integration into everyday life for security and convenience.

💡Police Body Cam

A police body cam is a small camera worn by law enforcement officers to record their interactions with the public. In the script, it is mentioned as a device that 'is recording' and can be used for 'voice recording.' The presence of a body cam in the video suggests a theme of surveillance, accountability, and possibly a playful or ironic take on these concepts.

💡Buzz Buttons

Buzz buttons, also known as sansevieria trifasciata or snake plant flowers, are edible flowers that can cause a numbing sensation in the mouth. The script describes an experience with 'buzz buttons edible flowers that make your mouth go so numb,' indicating an experimental and sensory aspect of the video where characters try out unusual edibles for their effects.

Highlights

The new camera is used to continue the same activities as the old one, suggesting a seamless transition or comparison.

Unboxing and testing unusual items found on YouTube and Amazon, showcasing a unique shopping experience.

A humorous interaction with a closet door, indicating a playful and unexpected situation.

A new product's quality is assessed, with the hope that it will malfunction in an entertaining way.

A product's ability to withstand cursing and other tests is demonstrated, adding to the entertainment value.

A humorous moment involving a wheelchair and a misunderstanding about its functionality.

A product test goes awry, leading to a comical situation with a wheelchair on a carpet.

A flare is used in an unexpected way, causing a dramatic and humorous scene.

A failed attempt to use a flare inside leads to a chaotic and humorous escape.

A Christmas present is given, adding a surprise element to the interaction.

A home golf course is introduced, offering a creative and entertaining activity.

A humorous incident occurs with a string attached to a product, causing a surprising reaction.

A product malfunction leads to a comical situation involving a chair and a closet door.

A bread maker is used to create homemade bread, demonstrating a practical and satisfying activity.

Edible flowers called 'Buzz buttons' are tried, leading to a numbing sensation and humorous reactions.

A tandem bike is purchased, setting up for a potentially disastrous and humorous ride.

Meals Ready to Eat (MREs) are tried, offering a taste of military rations with unexpected outcomes.

A geode is opened with unexpected results, adding to the series of entertaining product tests.

Transcripts

wait so the new camera's doing the same

thing the old camera did

yeah St continue go harder let's do it

again more more hey cam what I bought

some of the weirdest stuff I could find

on YouTube on YouTube Sorry come on this

is my first rodeo cam what I bought some

of the weirdest stuff I could find on

Amazon cool man

[Music]

yeah

what was that starting with a closet

door whoa yeah you can buy on am you can

buy it on Amazon and this one's this

one's the new one oh so nice really

hoping it would fall again yeah me too

it's nice man yeah this this one's the

new one looks nice man oh my god

oh you you can cuss and this and and

this this one's the newest

hey bud your ears leaking oh

what get out of here I got you come on

man wait what do you want first do you

want to do you want to puke or you I got

you no why would I no why would I pick

that one anything else with that I got

you don't you worry I don't know why I

come over

here you some here I fig we could start

off small with puke yeah keep it keep it

light I know what it is so jumped I no I

know what this is too oh okay okay wait

wait hey sorry buddy wait wait I got to

remove this don't I don't remove this

hey you're giving me foot cramps in both

of my feet right now they got to know

what this is right let me read the

package to you real quick sure keep your

head away from danger be careful to hit

people I uh oh we got to cut this we got

to cut this I don't want to I'm sorry

I'm pointing it oh I don't know how this

works I know what it is I don't know how

it works o bud I don't like it I just

simply don't you will learn to like it

oh my God so I think what do you what

are you doing so confident help I think

you hold the the the top right I think

you're holding the bottom but fair fair

play dude I'm actually scared what about

what oh shut up

oops waa you're so confident am I no do

I look confident to you I think you take

the pen out why am I looking at it this

feels like a do you want me to do it no

you got it I'm so good at this hold the

pen oh hold this you got it like

this stop pointing it oh don't point at

me

dude you're ping it I'm not you are I

think you hold it like this okay okay

you pull the pin okay and then you

release I I okay okay so I hold that in

place it's a live grenade oh oh you

clicked it oh pins out okay all right

I'm not actually really brutal looking

all right now aim it for my eye I'm

confident I got you oh it's a one one

and done one and done boy she looks en

your staff I like it keep looking right

down the

barrel it really it's just that a staff

it goes longer instant staff oh my God

what you're pointing it at me why is

that working why is this working let him

edit it for all I

care hurt me you don't trust me

zero hey ladies you want to see a magic

trick oh it's coming out the

back

dude y once

again

tough tough day yeah just want to unwind

I just want to rewind today and be with

you again oh okay okay the button

digging into my car any now okay it's

it's yours oh is it my turn I see you

trying to pop it off into my garage I

did

whoa premature sorry give me all your

money that oh I'm

sorry oh my God

today could not have gone worse oh no we

broke the staff that's pretty cool yeah

you can buy it on Amazon dick sit back

down there's nothing to be afraid of

yeah I bet not so screw I'm arming

myself I'm not playing this game with

you I'm arming myself I want you to know

I will not feel bad I have told you I

[Music]

armed

missed you're take me it can't

did I do

it get me out of where you going

no very stylish wheelchair oh Brandon

what who put these

here sorry I think this might be my

chair from now on that's pretty you just

go and grab

items it's very limited in what it can

go over terrain wise yeah don't you want

carpet well I'm sorry no it's

fine oh try that oh power mode

M why did it get

slower yeah I was I was trying to get it

out real fast unless

unless don't don't Hawking me yeah you

can buy those on Amazon that is so

cool you think I'm too much weight no I

think us are too much weight that's what

I want you to do all right you do that

and I'm going

to throw this at you when you're at

least expected why would you tell me

that's good

point oh you aren't enough

weight

no put that

back where are you

going

Cameron hello

Clarice oh

oh oh I messed my wheelchair don't know

what this feels like still even though

it's half broken full

dangerous what all I can think about her

bad

words I fine are you

sure an 11-point turn to get out of the

room the tires are struggling in the

back it has nothing to do with me though

yeah it's not a weight thing if that's

what you're implying it's the it's too

shag it

died

oh oh what was

that talking a lot of smack from this

side of the

room you like

it don't slow turn towards

me she is

struggling you had a carpet

[Laughter]

M you know what kind of sad what what

kind of sad reality where like I'm the

weight limit on a wheelchair yeah that

doesn't feel good oops you go ahead you

can have it back it's you keep it I got

no I physically

can't must be nice boy it just goes

anywhere you want it to go huh so it

would seem I don't want to do a slow

villain Arc turn too do it

slower my tires are eating

carpet this is not a good

self-esteem booster no why you feel like

you're mudding in the carpet you ever

take that thing

Offroad I can barely get it off you

can't get it on road you know you can

stand if you need shut

up don't tell me what I'm ablest to do

and what I'm not ablest to shut up dude

I'm going to the

closet you've ruined most of the things

on that side of the room I hate when we

fight

well one of them days huh but I love

when I walk

away it just hit me why that's funny

that's so

I hate it when we fight but I love it

when I love it when I fight if I could

walk

away I nice good work done with you come

on I'm done

bud what do you what do you plan on

doing exactly nothing I'm storming out

don't you don't you rear back to charge

up your charge I'm you're not going to

like where this goes

Brandon

calmly climbs out you can buy this on

Amazon you should buy it on Amazon you

should buy this on should buy it's

pretty cool it is kind of enjoyable it

is nice I'll go get the next thing via

sick chair I'll be back in 29

minutes you're not surprised that you

stood oh W way to keep the dream alive

always hey is this your closet door no

all you

were you going to finish

this well it's so easy when there's no

one in it another unrealistic Beauty

standard I have to weigh zero lbs what

are you doing wao nothing what's up what

are you doing is that say flamable put

it outside what are you talking about

put it outside Cameron I'm not playing

these reer games dude that's so heavy it

just feels like TNT man my man you be

surprised cuz it also looks like TN no

why why is this like this we have a

limited budget

film equipment spent everything we have

on

TMT dude listen man listen I I suppose

it was only a matter of time but like

Where Do We Go From Here straight up

into the sky is what this flare says I

can't believe you're oh my God are we

going to do it huh are we going to do it

of course we're going to do it oh I'm so

excited in the bedroom no are you

serious dude camon come on how do you

think I got in this chair

do you know how dude stop pointing stuff

it's like a rat trap you're always

pointing stuff yeah and we're the rats

caution produces hot flame 30 minute Red

emergency oh yeah it's for it's a full

Bon of flare okay oh for outdoor use

only always Point fuse away from F what

point is the fuse come on man what dude

oh your face too bro what I'm poting it

right you're pointing it our

pieces I'm about to light up the night

sky twist and remove cap well

well gently suckling the tip did

that way ahead of you I actually did

that as step one I honestly don't know

what this says and I'm just going to

pull this off don't know how to operate

this I'm actually worried I this might

be one of those times we take it too far

when I was firefighting our road flares

did not look like this there's just

there's too many things am I pring it

what's happening okay oh that's a seat

heater is it really I got a seat heater

right here what I'm lighting a flare in

[Music]

doors uh it's not going it doesn't work

are you kidding me come

on I guess I just didn't press it hard

enough I got to get out of

here I got to get out of

[Music]

here got to get out I have to gete I got

to get out of here and now we know what

did we

learn that you don't know how to work a

fire

EXT I'm getting out of here no dude I

wasn't going

to you wa Professor

exhausted oh are you sitting on this

side I am oh do you mind oh were you

sitting in this chair I'm sorry was that

as as you four-wheel climb on top of me

okay how stressed are you on a scale

from

to do you hear that Flare still going

outside it's 30 minutes I believe I need

we need to relax I want to hit something

that's the opposite but okay okay you

want to hit something you said that's so

convenient because your Christmas

present came in a mail today what what's

the matter silly nothing you got me a

Christmas present I got you a Christmas

present from the last video but it

didn't come until today but you can't

wear that what's wrong with this it's

not proper attire is this going to cut

directly to us just geeked up I'll go

change

hardcut I love it amazing so how do I

get these pants on part of your

Christmas present thank

you would you care for some tea time I

yes I don't have any clubs okay so you

got clubs too all right so we're

golfing as far as you know it's the best

guess I got why you why are you bring

caddy

yeah yeah you simmer in that let me just

sit here how long have you been thinking

that's not fair no you didn't tell me to

think of golf puns top of the Dome is

that a golf pun I don't I don't know

either honestly the first one you did

was a hole in one I don't know why you

keep trying dang

you uh lwh hanging fruit thank you for

the clubs and the shorts and for putting

them on for me thanks for sleeping so

soundly you want me to just hit them

into the

wall can I show something F little gross

yeah how's that feel I don't care for it

you deserve relax I do deserve to

relax hold on I'll come help no no

you've done enough oh I'm getting

interested hold on now I'm fully

interested this is your very own home

golf course yeah oh that's good so that

we don't hit anything like a closet door

or like a don't want to put any damage

to the room or whatnot yeah that Flare's

still going I want you to know that in

my mind I turned away from you at that

moment and now I'm doing it for real

thanks for the clubs man are they

left-handed they are left-handed clubs

think I don't know

you I love it need a ball

yep thank you you're welcome four was

very good thank you how's my swing it

felt good it look good hey cam yep you

mind if I send it

four you mind holding that while I do my

shots absolutely can you stand right

here nope oh all right man

okay I love the gift by the way thank

you are you feeling relaxed Yes actually

oops it easy you're

going you're going home after this right

just wanted to

know you're right here this one big

one I adjusted it for the room size

cuz where' that go the ball it retired

shut up it was tired of

course of course get some

water you should really be more

respectful to my

me

whoa what this thing takes forever to

turn around here it goes here hold this

what oh my God camera yeah oh sorry butd

there we go hold

this oh they got him in a chair oh my

God cuz that could have really hurt if I

was if I were standing I have a

concussion or unprotected

[Music]

huh I love it yeah I knew it hold on

there's a string attached to

it

ow it's almost lower than my chair yep

that's cool guess what you can buy on

Amazon wow did you know you buy that on

Amazon you get this on

[Music]

Amazon I'm

trying I can't

[Laughter]

bre okay see the next thing oh Karma are

you feeling relaxed

enough

yeah sure you're feeling relaxed yeah

you un left that chair the entire

time you're in luck it broke get the

next

thing

oh I got you bud you know no I don't

need your help I got you I don't need it

what am I looking at

[Music]

here

slow

down I want you to tear anything I don't

need your

help is this to get you onto the

wheelchair

yeah why did Amazon recommend all this

they saw where all these videos have

been going for a long

time

[Music]

I got it no fell under the table no come

on I'll go get it please let me help

with

what can I just grab it please it'd just

be easier if

[Laughter]

I this is a a chair that will lift you

from the ground up into your wheelchair

well or the couch well just let all the

on back no good why would it nope uh

there speed settings

nope you you get there when I

sink ready all right here it is oh I

hate you y you just put this right up

here no dude yeah you want to drop

that's good all right back to the video

no I'll go get the next thing are you

hungry starved good my legs literally

gave out just now no they didn't just

[Laughter]

did this is a bread maker whoa did you

make bread I made your bread today

what it's

warm

is it edible Brandon yeah I Made

bread you first you Tred

first how satisfying with

that I'm self- sustaining that's good

bread that's actually good bread Brandon

a bread maker and I Made bread this is

so cool you just put all the ingredients

inside of it one at a time and it makes

the bread shut it and it does it and

then you can say I Made

bread I Made bread You Made bread made

bread it's so good like cartoon food

too thank you for calling my first piece

of bread cartoon food yeah we should get

back to the video

man great or so my man so

good just one second this won't take

long

man

bread

don't

don't at East let me get one more joke

in go ahead oh you did

it that was who needs the chair

now that was so smooth you want

something a little sweeter I'm tentative

to say yes I want you to have one they

are so pretty it's like North Korea food

it's just plastic

oh oh yeah yeah this is Kayla's cakes

ooh get on Amazon oh and now they're

Kayla's cakes all over the floor oh oh

you dropped mine don't you do

it no stop that what is that uh dude

especially puppies no eat your cartoon

food

purple pink

CH okaya who I'm try one be oh that

melts in your mouth and then it just

Falls right into your Croc if you let it

these expire today by the way there's

still one

more what are you doing one

left

dibs I was that close squit it's mine

knock it off dude I called it my chair I

bought them my shut up no not my

watch

no I am thirsty are you thirsty oh

parched I got you hold on can I say

though can I take a quick break those

two things were delicious you're welcome

thank you very much of course I'm really

enjoy my time right now yeah thanks man

and what normally follows two delicious

things is it something that's going to

make me throw up yeah no why are you

like this you can use the Box who spit

all the leftovers into PUK let G it's

I'm already on my way okay I'll go get

the next thing like what could you even

possibly top you've given me dead

alligator you've given me oh you meaning

like grossness I don't know what do you

what's going to make me puke if not

gross what's going to make me puke

Brandon what are you talking about what

could you possibly mean I got you br no

don't don't get

me I hear sloshing I hear sloshing you

don't hear

sloshing only sloshing probably s string

are you no Cameron no shot dude but it's

not bulging like the last time I did it

it's got you fre sh dude says it on the

Canam no one wins with

this ew you did not dude it's sprayed on

your phone a bit stop remember last time

I did it oh

wa stop oh my God

what what you're overreacting camera

dude that is

not I

got I got to get I got get get me out of

here Cameron I can't feel my

toes Cameron it smells like a poop

diaper and I I can't get out of it I can

only go closer towards it oh my help

help you

car why won't you let me leave buddy I'm

not doing good dude I'm not even joking

with you I don't know how you're L how

are you staying in that this is not even

a joke anymore how are you in there I'm

passing away camera should I get rid of

itude oh I got on my breath oh I'm

crying out of my out of my eyes and

you're crying out of your mouth I will

get rid of

it I'm now I'm burping something out of

nowhere I think I got something in your

drink I'll get rid of

it

Cameron your your heaving is really oh

am I making you uncomfortable oh you're

really you're really making me

uncomfortable Bud you're making my knees

go pigeon toed oh now you work all right

I'm out of here dude oh my God bye do

you ever fear that this smell may never

leave what's the problem you I'm sorry

Cameron we had sourdough bread together

you want me to hold your hair I don't

want to now I'm going to try it dude no

you are not are you serious what why not

I'll just lick it you're not why not do

it

oh yeah get it out dude window I got to

get out of

your

God be honest yeah you go to hell I

brought you molden mildew Kaboom what oh

my God spray it in my lungs and you

thought I couldn't top the alligator oh

my god oh never doubt me again Cameron

I'm throwing these away I'm so sorry for

tting

fate stinks like cologne in

here all that okay o we should cover up

that smell I have some C stroming in the

dumpster

oh deserve this is my karma that is

easily the least fun I've ever had in my

entire life all right well then I will

get out of

here later that was one thing I was

scared to give you because I know your

gag well I saw your gag reflex with well

I could smell that your Greg well I

stepped in your I do feel bad I was

hesitant I did it I went a little

further than planned there was no

hesitation no I did I just went for ran

head strikes right I know I'm so sorry

that I have to clean all that up later I

know you aren't I do feel bad but I

thought of everything and I got you

probably the cutest thing that Amazon

sells no no choke oh trust you I'm not

even kidding you understand my reserves

right you have more in there

hey Astro bring me a drink hey bud shut

your mouth shut your dirty stupid mouth

there's no way oh my God hello come here

oh my God he bleeded me oh he way are

you kidding can they see this Astro come

here oh hi he brought you a drink thanks

man thank you Astro play

dead oh oh oh this is an Amazon robot

that will Patrol your house while you're

gone or while you're here he just

explores so I can send him anywhere in

the house cuz he's already mapped out

the house just by exploring himself and

there he goes shut up and so I told him

to go to this room and now we can watch

him go to the room he's off look how

fast he's going I can watch at any time

of the day I attached my ring device mhm

so he's an alarm system too so if he

detects someone he doesn't know or

detects movement that he doesn't know

he'll send me a video telling me about

it shut up if he hears glass break if he

smells CO2 if he smells a fire he will

alert me and he will alert ring Astro is

a watchbot this is the

coolest dude yeah yeah it's so cute when

you tell him to come here his little

screen says I'm coming and he'll follow

you stop watch this he'll follow me the

whole way no way I'll tell him to follow

me do it do it can you see me I can see

you you're kidding

me that's nuts come to Papa oh my God

thank you Astro and then sometimes he

runs over little pieces of paper he says

oops I'm stuck like right now he's

hitting the light and he says working it

out oh it's so cute jailbreak him and do

weird stuff with

him what else can fit in that cup holder

isn't that the cutest thing you have

ever seen fresh I'll go get the next

thing you just relax here

come on man get out what it's tight in

here I did that one on purpose didn't

you as a kid like you stole that one

thing that one time remember and I never

told anyone about you never told anybody

about it you remember that uh-huh you

like say you did

it hands up you're wearing a wire I'm

not wearing nothing wearing a wire no

buddy hands up that's not a wire I know

it's

small

well you wearing wire uh is that

actually a camera what no that's a a

button on my it's a

button this is a police body Cam and

it's recording we got you PR I can do a

voice recording I can do really yeah I

mean no but you killed that guy one that

is so

sick oops so sorry bud my chest B

up it's me the cops I think you should

wear this to be held accountable to what

you do to me here don't yeah let go

right back on you dude and we're going

to put this in as evidence all you see

as like flares go

up the

camera

no my chair died good back

on so annoying

dude so when is that huge shipment of

drugs coming in I knew it

okay I'm going to give you an option

okay do you want to eat the cool one

tough choice do you want to eat

something that kind of makes your mouth

weird or do you want to summon ghosts I

felt for that first one

before but have you done both at the

same time no well in that case these are

those little oh stop the um like ask

them yes or no yeah oh my gosh I've

always been curious about these and

these are Buzz buttons edible flowers

that make your mouth go so numb what so

you you've eaten one of these before no

what

never say that to my

chest so it start I think it starts out

like this right and then you asked a

question

um should Bren try some more of the sh

struming

oh oh so that means no uh-uh x marks the

spot okay so all this is just BS huh

you're just not doing it right goes to

kill you do I eat the whole thing the

whole bag yes just Nom Noms I think just

Nom Noms all right Buzz buttons bmbs up

why is my S bigger than your oh W oh oh

my gosh that's strong oh oh oh uh-oh oh

my gosh okay you're panicking Don't

Panic my tongue is gone okay okay I'm

collecting so much saliva what's

happening I can't take this W dude this

is a bad thing m if I take my turn to

spit Co it down wow that's really awful

this is not fun oh dude I on camera I

don't what are you talking about my face

is buzzing right now from the

narcotics we got him he's

chill you want the next thing or you

just want to sit through it yeah get me

out of this okay one more spit Cameron

since we just went on a trip yeah I kind

of want to go on another trip okay all

right all right you on board I'm I'm in

nice where are we going oh my good God

I'm half crazy bought us a tandem bik I

know you did it won't be a stylish

marriage what

happened oh god what happened you set me

up to fail I know you did no no no oh

did you see it happened to just fall

backwards out of nowhere you're an

animal you have no morals I do dude so

you want to ride front seies or switch

seats yeah to be honest that's probably

the worst I happen oh that could not

have been better timing I mean are you

okay yeah sure I'll take back what it's

just a giant Rod you sit

on the seats to here oh God yeah I had

no idea that happened I thought I put

this together well oh my how did you do

that it

is I hate it here to feel real

self-conscious today dude not only is my

tongue tingling mhm but now my butthole

now my buzz button is I'll get it out I

love this we do need to ride this one

these days sure I call for stop why

Cameron you hungry yeah wait depends

what have you done it's a box of shut up

that looks thick what is this it's a

surprise oh are these um yes really

meals ready to eat eat oh let's do it I

got elbow macaroni and tomato sauce oh

that's dank yep I got beef strips and a

savory tomato based sauce I give you

beef strip I'm so sorry come on dude I

didn't mean it I have a tiny Tabasco

cute GL we can come out here together

and just absolutely rough it together I

know exactly how they felt in Nom while

we wait for what I'm assuming is I did

it wrong yeah I'll go get the next thing

okay watch your

head I saved your life did you really

did you also just try to send that at my

head I did okay dude I'm sorry it feels

like it's getting colder Bud we die and

lunch is

over yeah pack up boys

wa sick you are a nightmare dude cold

pasta again

tonight mom the Army is hard why we wait

for mine to heat up and yours to stay

cold this is the last thing I got quartz

geodudes you break them open you break

them open yeah break them open oh dude I

poured water all my phone n you got a

hammer yes yeah

four o did you get anything dude only a

bunch of rocks in the back of my head it

looks like rice you got a rice Rock oh

that is so cool hey thanks for the new

clubs by the

way yours is ugly sick yours is Cool

mine's cool yours look like uncooked

rice hey Astro eat this come here Chucks

it at his face

M that is fantastically cold mom picked

me up I don't want to war

anymore I mean it's not I mean honestly

it's not

horrible I'm not starting to like

war never mind Mom don't come get me I'm

having a good time you can buy all this

from Amazon I'm going to go finish

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this it's going to get cold by the time

I

get