Дурнєв дивиться сторіс ZОМБІ #42 (napisy PL, eng subtitles)

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DPR bloggers live in grand style:

I ordered it in Vkusno i tochka.

Naked party of Nastia Ivleeva brought half of the russian showbiz to its knees:

I am so sorry... [everyone apologizes]

And a wonderful gift from Vorkuta prisoners under the Christmas tree - Hilmi forks goes to prison:

I got a criminal case for this naked party.

So it’s time to watch a new episode of Durnev watches Zombie stories. Let’s go!

Kirill Sirius 2.827 followers Is it that blogger from the DPR?

Carpets on the walls of Donetsk...

Many people ask me: Kirill, why are carpets are so popular in Donetsk?

I can only imagine how many people ask him.

First of all, it's beautiful.

Secondly, it shows level of the family.

Really? Carpet on the wall?

Do you see his wireless mic? I have the same. It's new. 2023 version.

On the other hand, I hear him saying carpets in Donetsk still show level of the family.

Oh, fuck!

Moreover, it's warmer with carpets.

We are on the third floor of a five-story building.

But this carpets' cult is unbelievable!

This quality has been tested over the years.

This carpet must be 50, 60 or 80 years old. But it has no bad smell or dust.

What is the name of this show? "Why do russians love old things?"

He explains us in his next episode why are old TV sets better than modern plasmas.

No smell!

I feel like I touch the history!

Oh, I already see that TV set. He's ready to film!

This two-bedroom apartment in Donetsk is only for 3.5 million rub.

35.000$ for an apartment in Donetsk?

Maybe I don't know much about prices and I don't know where is this house situated...

But when Donetsk was actually part of Ukraine, the apartments there were not cheap.

3.5 million rub for two-bedroom apartment guys!

Do you think it's a dream? Not it's a reality!

Reality?

And the fact that they are in Donetsk People's Republic, is it a dream?

It's a reality! Our window view is Kalininskyi market. It's unbelievable!

Residents of Donetsk who remember prices of 2014, please, write in comments.

And write which district it is. Kalininskyi market.

Layout of the apartment is so cool!

I want to move to Donetsk to be the coolest guy wearing this BOYS sweater.

And to drive my Lada 2109 and invite girls to come with me because I have a carpet on the wall with no bad smell.

Moreover, look at this storage room!

Wow, storage room in addition? Juices, oil, bottles of water. And you know why?

Because in Donetsk the water is given on schedule. They have it not every hour so they have to make some reserves.

It's a storehouse of yummy things.

A storehouse of some metal things...

Metal things:)

A storehouse of some metal things... Things that make fans of old things shudder.

Old things? Are there some old things fans collecting canned tomatoes?

Here you can see a moonshine still.

Remember a dog Barbos from Operation Y and Shurik's Other Adventures?

It look exactly like that one stolen by Barbos.

We found that dog from that movie.

[fucking lier]

Exactly like that one!

Here is another carpet, much younger I think.

I don't like it. I don't feel that 60's quality.

Moreover, I am sure it smells bad.

It doesn't look like the first carpet which is much better.

New owners of the apartment will definitely do the repairs. But they have to clean this carpet and save it.

If you have a house and want to build a frame pool, put the carpet on the bottom of pool.

[Didn't you know it?]

I didn't know that.

I can imagine the problems people face in Miami or in Beverly Hills when they build pools.

Look at this beautiful living room!

I want to chill there!

So stylish furniture!

And this Swedish wall people always dreamed about!

I want this guy prepare advertisement for us!

So much views!

There are crystal glasses from which no one drank before. This is a history!

Books, pictures, balcony, many interesting things...

And look at this window view!

Wow! Maybe we should buy it?

Cool apartment!

You live in the city center but windows overlook the courtyard.

This is a dream of every citizen who wants to live Kalininskyi district of Donetsk.

Well, what can I say. Let everyone's dreams come true, except the occupiers.

And we continue watching.

A small northern bird... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, letters.

Podorozhnyk.

This plant was applied to the wound by our ancestors.

Two, four, six, eight, ten... Ten letters.

Podorozhnyk.

The largest chain of pharmacies in Ukraine which operates in the pharmaceutical market for more than 24 years.

As old as I am...

And whose clients are more than fourteen million Ukrainians.

Well, it's Podorozhnyk. They have more than 1800 pharmacies in Ukraine.

Podorozhnyk again. Dima, where did you get this crossword puzzle from?

Guys, chains of pharmacies Podorozhnyk offers everything you need.

Their pharmacists will provide you with high-quality recommendations so that you don't buy unnecessary things.

Podorozhnyk offers more than 10 cosmetic brands: not only medicines and dietary supplements, but also care products.

And the best part. Podorozhnyk offer a loyalty program with cashback on every purchase for each client.

Moreover, there are personal discounts.

So hurry up to Podorozhnyk pharmacy. Be beautiful and healthy.

The most beautiful singer of Ukraine...

Mayorova.

[Liosha, there's no question like this!]

@koroleva_andrievskaya 14.3K followers Alina Andrievskaya. Blogger

This is a DPR queen!

Illicha 7. I forgot these Soviet street names.

Hi, my dear friends!

Today I am here again.

If I were Santa Claus, I would dream of reindeer like her.

Today I am here again, in Christmas club.

I like it how beautiful the garland hangs in the background.

It doesn't interfere at all.

And I want to share with you my Christmas mood and original assortment offered by this wonderful shop.

Always when I come here I feel like I am in a New Year's fairy tale.

This is how I imagine a New Year's fairy tale: a lot of Chinese cheap shit.

I want to show you today... Sorry, this garland interferes a bit.

A bit...

But okay.

Look at this beautiful garland!

This is a LED strip light you can put anywhere you want.

Wow, I thought it should be put only in a certain way. But cool! I can put it the way I want! Unbelievable!

So next...

I like these pearl garlands. Look at these pearls!

By the way, it looks so original.

By the way...

I love just listening to her, she's very interesting.

And this garland is unbreakable.

It's for affordable price and there is also an adapter here. It's cool because you don't have to buy it extra.

Yes, because usually you buy a garland and have to search an adapter everywhere for days.

Look at these interesting garlands!

It's a LED string.

The white diode. So beautiful!

She explains so cool.

It looks like a candle. So amazing!

And this looks like fringe. Do you see it?

Wow, I want it right mow!

This is a fringe garland. Look here, at the top. So beautiful!

There are also bulbs string lights.

DPR leaders 10 years ago: Let's create separate people's state, let's develop! Stop feeding Kyiv!

Ten years later: Look at this Chinese fringe garland! So cool! With adapter!

Okay...

This is a garland "Ponytail"!

Remember I've already showed you?

You should put it on the Christmas tree top and it makes the whole tree shine bright.

Wow, look what I found!

How did she find it? So attentive!

Do you see? Your name on the box, Dima!

It's you!

So come here!

Colossal range of garlands!

Just look behind my back!

My eyes run up from a variety!

She was hired to promote just a corner in this shop?

How does it work? Queen, you should promote a couple of shelves with garlands.

Christmas Club shop expressed its desire for my color scheme in clothes.

WTF? Expressed its desire for my color scheme in clothes?

I couldn't ignore their desire and decided to look like these dinos and Christmas tree.

That fact that she sucks some dino's dick doesn't mean she's a dino too.

I express my desire for her color scheme in clothes too.

She really looks like a dino, a dino from threesome.

And we continue watching stories.

@vasiliev101 OMG, another DPR blogger! What a day! Vasiliev, a slut and that one...

[That one?]

Kirill.

@vasiliev101 155K followers Evgenii Vasiliev. Somehow...

My baby girl and I...

I missed you, dear.

My baby girl and I went down the elevator.

And something went wrong. We heard strange sounds.

What did he say?

[Just play again]

My baby girl and I went down the elevator. And something went wrong. We heard strange sounds drrr.

Drrr... Was it in a car?

We looked at each other and thought that we were stuck in the elevator.

But when we left the elevator we just laughed at this.

You have to understand the situation: leaders of the DPR blow up sometimes in elevators there.

I remembered the situation happened in my house I live when I was a little boy.

And now you are so big boy! Huge!

Dima, what an episode today!

There was a door in a neighborhood entrance, I thing it was on the sixth floor...

What an interesting story! So what happened there?

There were two elevator doors. Elevator was old, since the Soviet Union.

And there are only new elevators in Donetsk now?

There were two elevator doors. First door...

And the second door, right?

I have some kind of connect with him. He says A, I answer B.

I mean external doors. Understood?

And the thing is, when you opened the outside external doors, people stuck in an elevator. Understood?

You can just stop asking us if we understood. We really did.

So my friend and I opened external door of elevator and people there stuck.

What a bully!

Such people definitely lacked their own republic.

I was in Vkusno i Tochka, picked up my order.

They have Kids Combo instead of Happy Meal and put books that develop thinking there instead of toys.

But I think book that you can receive in DPR don't develop thinking a lot.

Look at this!

So many Happy Meals!

Look at this!

Do you like Vkusno i Tochka?

I don't like it at all.

Yes, McDonalds was tastier...

Well, maybe somebody likes it. But I don't. So many people there. So crowded.

It's horrible!

Yes, I see. Your boy get lost in the crowd.

You see, famous Donetsk bloggers leave not so positives reviews on Vkusno i Tochka.

And we continue watching stories

Guys, it's time to thumb up and leave a comment consisting of 7 words and to subscribe.

Although I see that you do not subscribe, but it's 2024. It's time to make an extra effort!

@nastyaivleeva 7.8M followers. Nastia Ivleeva.

Some people say I am a loser. Others say I am a genius. I am like this, you are different. So fuck you!

So i didn't get it: is she a loser or a genius?

Deputies demanded to check Ivleeva’s naked party for LGBT propaganda.

Participants of the naked party were cut off from TV broadcasts, suspended from concerts and denied ads collabs.

This affected Ivleeva who organized this party, as well as Kirkorov, Dima Bilan, Lolita Miliavskaya and Anna Asti.

By the way, Asti is a traitor to our motherland..

The tax office found that Ivleeva owed tens of millions of rubles. She could rob businesses.

Prilepin: (I thought he died)...

[This motherfucker survived]

Prilepin: The vice president of MTS was on this party too.

The Prosecutor General's Office will check Ivleeva after demonstrating jewelry worth 23 million rubles.

While apartment in Donetsk costs 3.5 million rub.

That was before the party.

Did you ever spend 23 million on your ass?

No.

I've never touched things like this before.

I am sure Nastia Ivleeva earnd even more with her ass.

I've never touched things like this before.

It's the bomb!

It's so beautiful. Even fantastic!

But I don't understand where this party was held? It looks like my father's garage.

It's the bomb!

I have only my glasses, some modest diamond and that's all.

As I understood you don't sit down today.

I am not able to sit down today.

You can do it tomorrow.

We're having a party today! Ivleeva invited us!

Yes!

Some old sluts!

Some old slut?

Really?

Well, as a matter of fact. Milyavskaya, stop doing it! Stop commenting better than me!

They're preparing...

What a cool party! I want to be there too!

Some kind of abandoned building where half-naked Philip Kirkorov demands somebody touches him. It's a nightmare!

Touch me!

Imagine you're dreaming about it!

Dima, touch me!

This is my queen! The old guard!

You didn't have to say it. We know it.

He is old but works like a devil!

Musical Chicago.

Although the Serbs deny me entry, I want to show it anyway.

Let's check some pictures from this party! Here is some guy with a sock on his penis.

They say it's some underground club but it looks like some abandoned building, really.

Maybe it's a matter of taste but it doesn't look stylish at all.

There was Milyavskaya. Here is Gigan. Kseniia Sobchak.

And this boy with a sock on his penis with some words on the back written with mistakes.

So what happened there?

On December 22, the moscow court arrested rapper Nikolai Vasiliev (Vacio) who came to the party wearing a sock.

He was found guilty of petty hooliganism and LGBT propaganda.

Of course, only LGBT propagandists can come naked to the party.

Ordinary people having family traditional values would never allow themselves to do this.

He received 15 days of arrest and a fine of 200 thousand rubles.

"I'll do some workouts there, read a couple of books ha ha ha. Peace!", rapper commented on the court's decision.

Later, the state agency RIA Novosti published a video with Vasiliev apologizing for offending the feelings of many people.

By the way, we can see on this picture how was Sobchak offended. She's like: WTF?

Vasiliev apologized for offending the feelings of many people at such a difficult time for our country.

Moreover, he said he didn't support LGBT at all.

I am... I am so... so sorry for offending the feelings of many people...

Think twice. There will be no second chance.

For offending the feelings of many people at such a difficult time for our country.

I am sorry to be a participant in that event.

It's so horrible! It is just awful.

By the way, not only he apologized. Others did it too.

I totally deserve this.

Fuck! Once again. They just decided to have a party and they have to apologize for it? Or what? Why?

[Because they were naked there]

But that's not the case, they weren't totally naked.

Because people on the beach look the same. But they have no problems. So I don't understand.

Maybe this was just a reason to press them all before the elections?

Well, let's see the apologies and I'll comment on then.

I totally deserve what happened.

And...

Does she have that jewelry for 23 million?

Let it be a good example for other people.

I see it's hard to speak. Maybe this jewelry is stuck in her throat?

We have to appreciate everything we have. We have to notice our surroundings and to slow down.

To slow down.

It will be difficult after this party.

And don't go nuts because you're on top today...

And tomorrow somebody fucks your ass.

Your very expensive ass as we have already seen.

Because today you're on top, tomorrow down.

I feel sorry for everyone. I'm so sorry it happened.

I'm so sorry.

And that's it.

I could not even dream about such a gift for the New Year like crying Nastya Ivleeva.

A woman who didn't give a fuck and always did everything she wanted.

News are not so interesting for all of our former friends and russian showbiz circles.

'Cause it won't work to pretend there's no war, to live your life, to throw parties and don't lick putin's ass at the same time,

It won't work even for those who licks it from time to time.

Philip Kirkorov is one of the first showbiz soldiers there.

There are a lot of videos with him giving concerts in Crimea and supporting putin.

But he was not separated from this crowd. Interesting processes.

I'm sorry. Nobody deserve it.

Nobody.

Who doesn't deserve it? Kirkorov, Bilan and Lolita? So wonderful people!

No one deserves it. People who suffered don't deserve it.

They say russia can forgive.

If it's true, I wanted...

...to be forgiven.

I wanted to ask for the second chance.

Is it AI or what?

Interesting... Such a cool party and it ended like that.

Guys, it's time to sum up our Panasonic gh5 raffle results.

You had to donate at least 200UAH and got 1 a lottery ticket.

We collected more than 1.000.000UAh with your support and spent it on thermal underwear for our soldiers.

We received thermal underwear sets from Durnevshop. Thank you very much! We appreciate it! We'll win! Glory to Ukraine!

We held a raffle with Monobank and the name of the winner who receives Panasonic gh5 is on the screen.

Hi, Oleksii. I just can't believe it! I am from Energodar and my hobby is photography and videography.

And when we evacuated to the territory controlled by Ukraine, I had leave all the equipment at home.

And this camera now is something unbelievable for me.

It's something that inspires me for new projects.

I'm full of joy! I belive that everything will be Ukraine!

And we move on to the next fundraiser.

We continue to collect money for thermal underwear for our soldiers.

This time we want to raffle this cool prize.

It's iPhone 15 Pro Max 256Gb in the most desirable color Natural Titan.

Here are conditions: 200UAH = 1 lottery ticket

If you donate more, you get more chances to win iPhone 15 Pro Max.

You can find the link in the description box.

Don't forget to specify your phone number if you make donations not via Monobank, so that we can contact you.

If you want to donate vie PayPal, follow the link under the video.

Good luck!

P.S. Don't be upset if you wanted to win a camera this time.

Because we have another camera with a lens for it.

And we raffle it off too but a bit later.

Good luck!

Philip Kirkorov 5.4M followers He was at that party too. So...

My dear friends!

Did he film it in Kremlin or his house looks like that too?

Happy New Year!

I decided to come over to this party for a while.

Yes, he was just back from the store or car wash in that look.

"It wasn't intentionally. I just saw some crowd there and decided to come over."

This is Kirkorov's style, he rides around Moscow, comes over to parties.

I turned out to be the most discussed person in this story.

I don't think it's masculine to make excuses.

[That's why I start doing this]

Sorry, I am not guilty.

I don't think it's masculine to make excuses. So my answer is:

Everyone can enter the wrong door.

Do you know what's the point here? Kirkorov is almost openly gay.

And in his country where he is pretty popular showbiz representative, LGBT community is strictly prohibited.

And he is not a part of LGBT but he is a leader of it, a leader of LGBT community. The state prohibits it.

He pretends it doesn't happen, comes to a party. I am sure it hadn't no LGBT fleur. There were only half naked people.

But if you're a half naked it means in russia that you belongs to LGBT community.

And he went to this party and didn't argue with the decision of the authorities, he apologized for entering the wrong door.

It's very interesting that nobody has ball there. Bo balls at all.

Yes, I was informed about that event.

I got an invitation, promised to be there and came.

But I had no idea about what happens there.

You never know what kind of party it will be, but you decide to wear something transparent.

Shorts...

Maybe rock or cover band will perform. The best 80's pop hits of Bravo.

But I had no idea about what happened behind that door and I left.

Yes, we noticed that. You decided to go but met Lolita Milyavskaya and asked her to touch you a bit before you go.

I cannot put the responsibility on somebody's shoulders.

An artist of my caliber cannot be so irresponsible about participating in any events in such a difficult heroic time.

I'm an artist of only my own country. I am a patriot of only my own country.

I never tried to sit on two chairs.

Well, he really chose only one chair, but I don't see any sharpened pikes there.

I didn't go anywhere, I didn't betray my motherland. I love only my fans.

I realize my mistake.

National artist of russia is obliged to...

I expect that he says in the end: It is written correctly from my words, no psychological pressure were used. Date, signature.

National artist of russia is obliged to be careful with parties like that.

It looks like he is in office of some FSB or state representative.

Because although Philip Kirkorov is ridiculous, he is really a massive figure in russia.

He is probably a close friend of some executives, including security forces.

And some colonel or marshal invited Kirkorov to his office and press office wrote this text for him and said:

Philip, don't worry. You only need to read it and say it on camera and you have no more problems.

I can really imagine it. It's not his house for sure.

I don't want my mistake to be a reason of some limitation.

Judging by the text and the way his eyes move, how he sits, he reads it from the prompter.

I don't want any limitation of my career in russia, the only country I exist like an artist and a citizen.

Sincerely yours, Philip Kirkorov.

I never...

I never...

I have never been afraid of anyone.

I love my motherland and nobody stops me from doing this.

Peace!

And the next apologizing is...

Dima Bilan 3.7M followers

Guys, we have built such a good tradition: I always explain you from a first-person viewpoint when sometimes happens.

What happened?

I don't understand. Were there no parties in moscow before or what?

I just don't really understand.

It's not the first party like that, it's not the first time they film videos like that together.

To be honest, I wouldn't say they did something horrible at that party. It's a typical moscow party and that's it.

They say it was on they Day of the Chekist and that was a problem.

So what? No parties on the Day of the Chekist?

I always explain you from a first-person viewpoint when sometimes happens.

A good Tradition.

I was invited to the the art exhibition of Nastia Ivleeva on December 22.

[You see, not a party, but exhibition.]

I don't understand.

They're all making such stupid excuses: I didn't know where I go, sorry, it's not my fault.

I decided to come over to this party because I had some free hours between my other events.

Yes, exactly the same situation like Kirkorov had.

I just came over for a while.

And what about that naked boy with a sock? He came over to wait till his clothes dry in the laundry?

I was informed about dress code. But everyone has his own understanding of dress code.

Really.

My dress code was: polo neck, oversize coat, hose and shoes.

It's part of my job visiting events like that. So that was exactly the case.

I had no idea what looks other people have there. I am responsible only for myself.

When I came...

Of course you were very surprised: Omg, naked people!

I realized where I am and decided to not post anything from this party.

I haven't expected what happens there. My attitude towards the party was absolutely classic.

Absolutely classic... I love them using all these theses: classic, family, tradition...

I never post parties like that. I attended thousands of them.

Of course, I attended thousands of parties but I don't like it.

I come over, said hello and left party to continue my work. I didn't even saw the headliner there.

While all the workers from the factory were already drinking beer at home, Dima Bilan went to work.

I perfectly understand the resentment of our people, especially our guys who protect us on the front line.

What a nonsense!

Guys protect Dima Bilan and Nastia Ivleeva on the front line.

Do they understand what a nonsense they have to say? russian soldiers protect Dima Bilan and Nastia Ivleeva...

I understand the situation in our country.

Although I don't show you, I'm involved in news agenda. I don't show my worries.

But I don't agree with that fact somebody says every visitor was guilty at that party.

You see, everyone says the same text. Such an instruction.

Everyone is responsible for himself. Everyone acts as his conscience allows him.

Everything connected with my name is disinformation.

Of course, disinformation. And what do they say about him?

I even gave a concert as part of a special military operation for a family on December 5. And I continue doing it.

Well, if you perform for veterans of special military operation, you're not a gay, you're a faggot.

Because these people are occupants, they occupy our country, they kill civilians and military.

And you entertain them, you motherfucker.

Lolita Milyavskaya 3.9M followers Did she apologize too?

Do you know the difference between a living person and a dead one?

Well, I look at you and don't understand...

A living person analyzes what is happening, works on mistakes.

I hope I talk about this party they called naked for the last time.

It was called "naked" ironically. I want to emphasize that we were invited for an art exhibition, art object.

Wow, art object! Okay...

Everyone felt tired оver the year.

And we have so exhausting work. So we decided to have a bit fun.

So I reacted ironically to people's reaction. So many people didn't like it.

I don't think people got angry because these stars went to this party or there were some hints to LGBT propaganda,

average russians don't care.

The only reason why they got angry is because they live in two parallel realities.

Reality #1: people stand in queues for food, mobilization, people are fleeing the country,

exchange rate is growing every day, people can't buy some basic stuff like microwave oven.

Well, you saw them stealing washing machines. And since exchange rate grew, these things became more unaffordable.

And reality #2: Nastia Ivleeva puts on her ass some jewelry valued at 23 million rub.

20 million rub = 200.000$

I always thought when people have something for 200.000$, they always want to stare at this all the time.

To be sure that it won't be lost.

That's why there is so huge difference between these two universes.

Apologize you or not, it won't change anything.

And russian authorities understand that this feeling of injustice can cause some revolution.

That's why authorities punished these stars that way to show people tat guilty are punished.

I think it's the reason.

I hate when it sounds like in the kindergarten: It's the last time. I never do this again.

Nobody knows what's going to happen. Somebody can lose his mind.

Let her throw one more party!

Guys, let's not spoil Christmas mood! Okay?

After these apologies I only can sing this song:

Christmas mood will never leave u.

And we continue watching stories.

@hilmi_forks 417K followers

Hi guys. Nastia Ivleeva had naked party yesterday. You heard about it, right?

Dude, have you finished reading all the news? What about LGBT propaganda?

And I want to ask Nastia a question: NASTIA!

NASTIA!

What the fuck naked parties during special military operation?

Why do you organize parties and don't invites me?

Because I organize naked parties in my Telegram channel.

And you decided to make better? You wanted to do something criminal? You get it!

Mizulina doesn't close her eyes.

I got a criminal record for my naked party. You are next.

You didn't invite me, you organized naked dances during military operation. So be ready!

Everyone from this party, be ready! Dances during military operation!

Oh God, how angry he is! If you don’t invite Hilmi, he will curse you later.

Blogger Hilmi was sentenced to 3 years in prison for producing pornography.

Blogger Hilmi Forks was found guilty of producing and distributing pornographic materials online.

I'm in court guys.

You wish Nastia to be imprisoned and three hours later you are in court.

What is going on there in russia?

The trial is about to begin.

Do they want to imprison everybody who stands out from their standard agenda?

Philip Kirkorov supported putin all the time.

He always participated in all concerts devoted to russian state holidays.

And he is apologizing now.

Although after watching all the apologies one more time, I found his apologies are less humiliating than others.

Yes, he apologized but he didn't cry. It seems to me that he had not been intimidated yet.

But you see, Hilmi was sentenced.

To be honest, I'm very scared.

I hope everything will be okay. I love you guys!

If you've been watching our videos for a long time, you know that he loves no one but himself.

He always screams: Fuck you all! And shits live.

He does everything possible and impossible to draw people's attention.

I don't know what comes next but his imprisonment on December 27 was a gift for all prisoners.

[Sweet candy]

I don't even know. People who were released on December 28 asked to extend inmates' terms.

At least for a week.

@galynavorozhbit 56.1K followers Galina Vorozhbit Marketplace. Sewing business.

My factory is 27 years old. The whole truth about marketplaces. Founder of brand "Dashenka".

Last January, we had a huge return of dresses for girls.

Fucking buyers held New Year's photo shoots, and Wildberries made money on logistics.

And I was a sponsor of all this mess.

Therefore, this year I decided to remove the entire New Year's range from sale on December 10.

Good job! You'll sell it in March.

People buy it all till July.

How do you fight against consumer terrorism?

I can imagine what kind of course she offers: Do you sell grill before the Victory Day? Stop it!

Let them buy in January.

How do you fight against motherfuckers?

We don't have it because every buyer of Durnevshop is the best person in the world.

And all people bought something in Durnevshop in 2023 will be lucky in 2024.

Even if he bought only socks.

Guys, it's 2024. We continue giving 9 T-shirts from Durnevshop for our subscribers.

If you want to get one, there are some things you have to do:

turn on this episode again from the beginning, find the moment you liked the most,

make a small video of this episode on your phone or just make a screenshot,

post it in your Instagram, tag me (@aleksey_durnev), our page @durnev.fun and that’s all.

This week, 3 T-shirts from Durnevshop go to these people:

It has also become a good tradition to give T-shirts for creative Stories.

Here are 3 people who receive our T-shirts or creative Stories this week:

If you don’t have Instagram, it’s much easier to get a T-shirt.

Just subscribe to my YouTube channel, press the bell icon, thumb up and leave a comment consisting of 7 words.

This week, 3 T-shirts from Durnevshop for comments go to these people. Congrats!

@nastya_rybka.ru 97.3K followers Nastya Rybka

If you don't remember her, it's a slut who spent vacation with some russian oligarch on a yacht.

Then she wrote a book about it.

Then they were imprisoned in Thailand or what.

Her bio: Flying fish, writer, Deripaska's mistress, Alex Lesley's project, next president of russia (if you didn't know),

Welcome to my Aquarium.

How can you get a 4.000$ dress with help of Stories?

I chose a dress and took a couple of pictures in it.

I posted this picture in my stories and wrote: I go out to dinner with a person who buys me this dress.

Dear boys, you have chance. I go out to dinner with a person who buys me this dress. Thanks for attention.

Men follow your account.

But not every boy understands he has a chance to hit on you.

This offer is such a way to meet somebоdy and to filter out beggars.

There were some strange answers:

One man was stunned at the price! But the price was indicated before.

Other guys just wrote me to flirt and it's okay.

And only two guys asked my credit card and Crypto wallet and transfered money.

I bought a dress today and I have 350.000rub left.

And two dates with perspective and generous boys.

Nastya Rybka is an escort initially.

And it's not a joke but another way to sell her pussy.

That's all. It's a traffic manager for vagina.

Somebody's driving casino traffic. She makes the same with her vagina.

If you want more lifehacks like that, join my webinar!

Webinar: How to Become a slut.

Go on a date not with someone you like, you are interested in but with someone who will pay for it...

It's an escort.

I think many russian sluts attend your webinar. I am sure.

And next...

@daryasemm 539K followers Red-haired farmer

Somebody new here?

What is the price for eggs now? I haven’t been interested in this question for 8 years because we have a farm.

But there are news...

What are the news?

People are discussing the price of eggs. I thought it was fake first.

But when I went to the store I decided to check the price and I was shocked.

It's time to move into a private house and get chickens.

We always have an alternative. If there will be no buckwheat in store, we raise it.

Well, russians are ready. People from cities, you better get a couple of chickens.

There are no problems with eggs in the village.

And if there will be no more toilet paper, we have an alternative in our fields.

Look, our grandfathers wiped their asses with grass. We defeated the Germans and there were no problems.

By the way, when color television became popular in the USA, toilet paper had just appeared in the Soviet Union.

It was in the sixties.

Write me the price of eggs in your city. If don't buy eggs, write me anyway.

Actually, it's cool idea. We can produce eggs yourself, grow food, cellulose...

But she forgot to say it takes a lot of time.

You have to buy a chicken first, to feed it and only then you have eggs. It takes time.

In 2024, when people have to think about how to win cancer, how to fly in space, how to create some new app, Crypto etc.,

russia invites its citizens to return to agriculture and to grow food and not to spend money on it.

They bring russians to the times of the industrial revolution, before people invented machines, conveyor belts.

20 eggs and enough.

The sun has set, you go to sleep. The sun has risen, you go to work in field.

We've been already through this.

Guys, now your favorite rubric “Tik-Orc Times”

Wow, she doesn't look very happy about this thing.

You know, in order to understand russians, you have to behave like a russian.

Donetsk is russian!

Give me my meatballs!

What a nice woman!

You're welcome!

Finally! Because beetroot is not enough!

Is it a new episode of russian TV series Happy Together?

By the way, it's our own carrot. Not so big this year.

There aren't people from moscow or people who came to Ivleeva's party,

not those people from russian TV shows like Kiselyov or Solovyov.

These are the real russians. That's how they are live. These are russians who stole washing machines.

70% of russian population looks like that.

This is how they look like, this is what they eat and wear, this is their hairstyle. These are real russians.

This is the world they want to spread to our country.

Why do you need a big nose?

Oh my God!

Why do you need a big nose? Because it's beautiful.

A proud nose. They say it's an aquiline nose.

And now it’s fashionable to cut off the bridge of your nose.

Dima!

She has a suitcase. It means she travels.

And she prefers traveling instead of visiting the dentist.

She has only one tooth!

But how beautiful it is!

I hate women with small nose.

And I hate women with just one tooth.

[I don't like them too]

I knew it!

I met a woman with small nose and she tried to convince I am ugly.

But her nose is small after surgery.

Stupid.

I hate small noses.

Do you really want to tell us about beauty and aesthetics? Are you ok?

I have a bit Georgian Armenian nose.

I like to show my big nose.

What about teeth?

It's up to you what to focus on. Some people prefer noses, some prefer teeth.

On the other hand, teeth are not so important. There is liquid food.

So we don't need teeth. Teeth are overrated.

Omg, can we show it?

Who's leg is moving in the background?

By the way, they have so cool music there in russia.

I'm not ashamed! And he has Japanese car!

By the way, thank you, Japan, for helping our country.

We read Japan is going to give us missiles for Patriot systems so that we can protect our sky.

These missiles shoot down fucking russian military planes.

So he has a Japanese car. The only "russian" thing there is dirt.

His car is so dirty so that you can paint picture in many layers.

I am not ashamed. I am russian. I love russia. russia wins!

Apparently, he is not going to wash the car, because you break the law if you wash this symbol off.

We have no stories anymore. So Happy New Year! Glory to Ukraine! Glory to Ukraine!

[Glory to the Heroes!]

Well done Dima!

See you soon!