AUTOGOL CARTOON - Esonero Mourinho e "Guardie e Ladri"

Gli Autogol
20 Jan 202403:00

Summary

TLDRThe script depicts a parody where Jose Mourinho is a wizard named Harry Potter who has lost his magical abilities. He tries casting spells to help his team win but they fail. His nemesis Voldemort, representing harsh referees, pursues him. Mourinho laments his faded powers that once brought titles. Allegri representing Juventus chases him for questionable calls. Mourinho evades capture by taking side streets, hoping to later meet Juventus in a fair match.

Takeaways

  • 😄 The script is a humorous exchange involving characters referencing elements from the Harry Potter series and football (soccer) contexts.
  • 😂 Characters like 'Jos Harry Mourinho Potter' and 'Voldemort dressed as a referee' are mentioned, blending elements of fantasy and sports.
  • ⚽ Football (soccer) references are woven into the dialogue, such as Mourinho's desire to score against big teams and his struggles as a coach.
  • 🧙‍♂️ Magical elements from Harry Potter, like spells such as 'Leviosa' and 'Avada Kedavra', are humorously incorporated into the conversation.
  • 🏆 There's mention of Mourinho's past successes, like winning the treble and the Champions League with Porto, contrasting with his current struggles.
  • 🎭 The dialogue shifts between playful banter and serious commentary on Mourinho's coaching performance and team results.
  • 👮‍♂️ Allegri's character appears, bringing up the topic of refereeing decisions and using humor to discuss the frustrations of football fans.
  • 🚓 The conversation extends to a playful analogy involving a role reversal between thieves and police, reflecting the chaotic nature of football.
  • 🤣 There's comedic exaggeration, like Voldemort appearing as an intimidating figure, dressed as a referee, echoing common frustrations with referees.
  • 🎟️ A promotional message for a theater event is included at the end of the script, breaking the fourth wall and adding an unexpected element.

Q & A

  • What are the two main characters referenced in the script?

    -The main characters referenced are Harry Potter and José Mourinho.

  • What fictional universe is the script set in?

    -The script merges the fictional universes of Harry Potter and football/soccer.

  • What is José Mourinho known for professionally?

    -José Mourinho is known for being a famous football/soccer manager.

  • What football team does the script mention José Mourinho managing?

    -The script mentions José Mourinho managing Trigoria, which is the training ground of Italian club AS Roma.

  • What magical powers does Harry Potter possess?

    -Harry Potter is shown possessing magical powers like making objects levitate and healing injuries.

  • Why does Mourinho say his magic no longer works?

    -Mourinho laments that his managerial magic no longer works, with his team losing matches and down in the league standings.

  • What rivalry is mentioned in the script?

    -The script mentions the rivalry between Juventus and Inter Milan in Italian football.

  • What does the script suggest about referees?

    -The script jokingly suggests referees are biased against Mourinho's team, like the character Voldemort.

  • What upcoming event is promoted at the end of the script?

    -At the end, a theatre show with the script actors is promoted.

  • What is the overall tone of the script?

    -The tone is humorous, mergingfootball and fantasy fiction in an absurd, exaggerated way.

Outlines

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⚽ The Magical Dilemmas of José Mourinho Potter

This segment humorously depicts José Mourinho as a Harry Potter-like character, struggling with his magical abilities. Initially, Mourinho attempts to use magic to heal his leg and score against Milan, but his spells fail, reflecting his real-life challenges in winning against strong teams. The narrative then shifts to Mourinho's past successes, including winning the treble and the Champions League with Porto, contrasting with his current ninth-place standing in the league. The scene includes encounters with characters such as Voldemort, dressed as a referee, symbolizing Mourinho's greatest nightmare. The segment also touches on the playful rivalry between thieves and police, allegorically representing the contentious relationship between football teams and refereeing decisions. It ends with an invitation to the audience to attend a theater show, indicating a blend of football culture with entertainment.

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Keywords

💡José Mourinho

José Mourinho is a famous soccer coach known for his success with teams like Porto, Inter Milan, and Chelsea. In the video, Mourinho is fused with the fictional character Harry Potter to create a parody where Mourinho is a wizard but his magic (coaching abilities) stop working. This represents Mourinho's struggles coaching AS Roma recently.

💡Porto

Porto is a Portuguese soccer club that Mourinho managed from 2002-2004. With Porto, Mourinho won the UEFA Cup and UEFA Champions League, launching his career. The video references his Champions League win with Porto as one of Mourinho's magical achievements.

💡Trigoria

Trigoria is the training ground and facilities of AS Roma, the Italian club Mourinho currently manages. In the video, Trigoria represents Hogwarts, suggesting Mourinho may be fired from Roma if his performance doesn't improve.

💡Derby

Derby matches are games between two major rivals, usually from the same city. The video mentions Mourinho losing 4 of 6 derby matches with Roma, against rivals Lazio and Juventus.

💡AC Milan

AC Milan is a major Italian soccer club and one of Roma's biggest rivals. In the video, Mourinho says he wants to use magic to help Roma defeat AC Milan.

💡Champions League

The UEFA Champions League is the most prestigious club tournament in Europe. The video refers to Mourinho's Champions League victory with Porto as one of his greatest achievements.

💡Juventus

Juventus is an Italian soccer club that is one of Roma's biggest rivals. The video mentions Mourinho's struggles in recent derby matches against Juventus.

💡Lazio

Lazio is a soccer club from Rome and Roma's main city rival. The video references Mourinho losing derbies to Lazio.

💡Serie A

Serie A is the top professional soccer league in Italy. The video implies Mourinho's Roma are struggling in Serie A this season.

💡Special One

The Special One is a nickname for Mourinho referring to his unique coaching abilities. The video suggests Mourinho needs to rediscover his magic touch as the Special One to improve Roma's results.

Highlights

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Transcripts

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per la gente pensare

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che si chiama Jos Harry Mourinho Potter

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Jos Mourinho Felix Harry Jos Mourinho

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Potter mi fa male la gamba Fammi una

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magia Fammi guarire ci penso io Paolo

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vardi Leviosa Ahia ma mi fa più male di

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prima Oh cosa sta succedendo alla mia

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bacchetta non funziona più Fammi la

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magia Fammi fare gol al Milan ma nonni

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mai contro le grandi squadre appunto

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serve la magia ving guardium Leviosa

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Niente non ho segnato voglio andare via

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sai cosa ti dico tifavo Voldemort da

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quando ero bambino ah professor Silente

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hry José Mourinho Potter che ti sta

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succedendo un tempo le tue magie

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sorprendevano il mondo intero il

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triplete e la Champions col porto e ora

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sei nono in campionato Devi ritrovare lo

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special one te Harry Ehi Potter non ti

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funzionano più le magie quattro

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sconfitte in sei derby Potter Se

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continui così verrai espulso da Hogwarts

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o meglio da Trigoria attento Mister sta

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arrivando il tuo più grande nemico

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Voldemort Voldemort vestito da arbitro

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mio più grande incubo Avada Kedavra

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ancora

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no

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Addio Harry José Mourinho

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Potter Eh come gioco guardie ladri

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uguale È lo stesso i ladri scappano e le

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guardie rincorrono polizia al ladro al

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ladro situazione simpaticissima noi che

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scappiamo vestiti da ladri e i gobbaccio

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da poliziotti che ci inseguono un

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ribaltamento totale della situazione u

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Allegri Dai che C avete 20 anni di

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episodi arbitrali eh Siete ancora in

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debito arrestatelo pure mai salta fuori

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ma va cagare va fermatevi avete alzato

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troppo il gomito alla guida alzare il

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gomito È reato ritiro della patente

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giriamo di qua che di qua le guardie non

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possono seguirci Supercoppa arriviamo

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contro la mia lassio ah senso vietato Eh

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non possiamo seguirli e adesso Beh noi

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siamo avanti per la nostra strada li

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aspettiamo quando tornano che siamo bene

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con Lecce Siamo davanti Mister giochiamo

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di domenica non in settimana Ah non

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giochiamo in settimana Ah se si gioca

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nel weekend allora c'è da soffrire

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giunto lì con Lecce ritorna al cortomuso

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al

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96o e venite a vederci a teatro nella

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grafica le date per i biglietti link in

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descrizione nei commenti vi aspettiamo

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giunto

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