AUTOGOL CARTOON - Esonero Mourinho e "Guardie e Ladri"
Summary
TLDRThe script depicts a parody where Jose Mourinho is a wizard named Harry Potter who has lost his magical abilities. He tries casting spells to help his team win but they fail. His nemesis Voldemort, representing harsh referees, pursues him. Mourinho laments his faded powers that once brought titles. Allegri representing Juventus chases him for questionable calls. Mourinho evades capture by taking side streets, hoping to later meet Juventus in a fair match.
Takeaways
- 😄 The script is a humorous exchange involving characters referencing elements from the Harry Potter series and football (soccer) contexts.
- 😂 Characters like 'Jos Harry Mourinho Potter' and 'Voldemort dressed as a referee' are mentioned, blending elements of fantasy and sports.
- ⚽ Football (soccer) references are woven into the dialogue, such as Mourinho's desire to score against big teams and his struggles as a coach.
- 🧙♂️ Magical elements from Harry Potter, like spells such as 'Leviosa' and 'Avada Kedavra', are humorously incorporated into the conversation.
- 🏆 There's mention of Mourinho's past successes, like winning the treble and the Champions League with Porto, contrasting with his current struggles.
- 🎭 The dialogue shifts between playful banter and serious commentary on Mourinho's coaching performance and team results.
- 👮♂️ Allegri's character appears, bringing up the topic of refereeing decisions and using humor to discuss the frustrations of football fans.
- 🚓 The conversation extends to a playful analogy involving a role reversal between thieves and police, reflecting the chaotic nature of football.
- 🤣 There's comedic exaggeration, like Voldemort appearing as an intimidating figure, dressed as a referee, echoing common frustrations with referees.
- 🎟️ A promotional message for a theater event is included at the end of the script, breaking the fourth wall and adding an unexpected element.
Q & A
What are the two main characters referenced in the script?
-The main characters referenced are Harry Potter and José Mourinho.
What fictional universe is the script set in?
-The script merges the fictional universes of Harry Potter and football/soccer.
What is José Mourinho known for professionally?
-José Mourinho is known for being a famous football/soccer manager.
What football team does the script mention José Mourinho managing?
-The script mentions José Mourinho managing Trigoria, which is the training ground of Italian club AS Roma.
What magical powers does Harry Potter possess?
-Harry Potter is shown possessing magical powers like making objects levitate and healing injuries.
Why does Mourinho say his magic no longer works?
-Mourinho laments that his managerial magic no longer works, with his team losing matches and down in the league standings.
What rivalry is mentioned in the script?
-The script mentions the rivalry between Juventus and Inter Milan in Italian football.
What does the script suggest about referees?
-The script jokingly suggests referees are biased against Mourinho's team, like the character Voldemort.
What upcoming event is promoted at the end of the script?
-At the end, a theatre show with the script actors is promoted.
What is the overall tone of the script?
-The tone is humorous, mergingfootball and fantasy fiction in an absurd, exaggerated way.
Outlines
⚽ The Magical Dilemmas of José Mourinho Potter
This segment humorously depicts José Mourinho as a Harry Potter-like character, struggling with his magical abilities. Initially, Mourinho attempts to use magic to heal his leg and score against Milan, but his spells fail, reflecting his real-life challenges in winning against strong teams. The narrative then shifts to Mourinho's past successes, including winning the treble and the Champions League with Porto, contrasting with his current ninth-place standing in the league. The scene includes encounters with characters such as Voldemort, dressed as a referee, symbolizing Mourinho's greatest nightmare. The segment also touches on the playful rivalry between thieves and police, allegorically representing the contentious relationship between football teams and refereeing decisions. It ends with an invitation to the audience to attend a theater show, indicating a blend of football culture with entertainment.
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Keywords
💡José Mourinho
💡Porto
💡Trigoria
💡Derby
💡AC Milan
💡Champions League
💡Juventus
💡Lazio
💡Serie A
💡Special One
Highlights
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Transcripts
per la gente pensare
che si chiama Jos Harry Mourinho Potter
Jos Mourinho Felix Harry Jos Mourinho
Potter mi fa male la gamba Fammi una
magia Fammi guarire ci penso io Paolo
vardi Leviosa Ahia ma mi fa più male di
prima Oh cosa sta succedendo alla mia
bacchetta non funziona più Fammi la
magia Fammi fare gol al Milan ma nonni
mai contro le grandi squadre appunto
serve la magia ving guardium Leviosa
Niente non ho segnato voglio andare via
sai cosa ti dico tifavo Voldemort da
quando ero bambino ah professor Silente
hry José Mourinho Potter che ti sta
succedendo un tempo le tue magie
sorprendevano il mondo intero il
triplete e la Champions col porto e ora
sei nono in campionato Devi ritrovare lo
special one te Harry Ehi Potter non ti
funzionano più le magie quattro
sconfitte in sei derby Potter Se
continui così verrai espulso da Hogwarts
o meglio da Trigoria attento Mister sta
arrivando il tuo più grande nemico
Voldemort Voldemort vestito da arbitro
mio più grande incubo Avada Kedavra
ancora
no
Addio Harry José Mourinho
Potter Eh come gioco guardie ladri
uguale È lo stesso i ladri scappano e le
guardie rincorrono polizia al ladro al
ladro situazione simpaticissima noi che
scappiamo vestiti da ladri e i gobbaccio
da poliziotti che ci inseguono un
ribaltamento totale della situazione u
Allegri Dai che C avete 20 anni di
episodi arbitrali eh Siete ancora in
debito arrestatelo pure mai salta fuori
ma va cagare va fermatevi avete alzato
troppo il gomito alla guida alzare il
gomito È reato ritiro della patente
giriamo di qua che di qua le guardie non
possono seguirci Supercoppa arriviamo
contro la mia lassio ah senso vietato Eh
non possiamo seguirli e adesso Beh noi
siamo avanti per la nostra strada li
aspettiamo quando tornano che siamo bene
con Lecce Siamo davanti Mister giochiamo
di domenica non in settimana Ah non
giochiamo in settimana Ah se si gioca
nel weekend allora c'è da soffrire
giunto lì con Lecce ritorna al cortomuso
al
96o e venite a vederci a teatro nella
grafica le date per i biglietti link in
descrizione nei commenti vi aspettiamo
giunto
[Musica]
lì
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